Description: May Lee confronts the dangerous Choi and Chang!
[OOC] Chang says, "Okay, it's open."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Salute!"
Choi Bounge had been to the church once before. It was a magical time, so long ago. The midget was bond to the one Jiro Kasagi, and by proxy, he was forced to accompany him whereever he went. It was here where Jiro went a big step in his relationship with Hotaru. Where he gave his true love a small trinket he probably stole from one of his many elderly lovers. It was here where he accidently blew up the car. Choi remembered this place for a variety of reasons. But most importantly, he remembered one thing.
This was a sancturary.
Choi laid in the small carriage quietly, sucking on a tiny pink pacifier. Of all the schemes, this was probably the most genius. Here was Choi Bounge, dressed up in an adorable one piece jammy and diaper, cuddled up under small baby-blue blankets. Choi kept his eyes closed from behind his glasses, rounding out his brilliant baby disguise. The black carriage would have been pushed by Chang, or rather, Big Mama Chang. As they made it to the steps, Chang would immediately start begging the caretaker for a place to stay. And once they got in, that would be their hideout. By keeping up the illusion of being a mother and her baby, they would be able to stay inside the church safely. And from the church, they would immediately begin raiding the local community in the chaos.
Totally foolproof.
Choi pulls the binky out of his mouth, and looks up. Whispering, he calls up to his partner. "Psst! Buddy boy! You know what you got to do, right?"
Maki has arrived.
Chang is dressed not in his gi, but a big multicolored mumu, with a large curly wig over his head. He's wearing make-up that makes him look rather whorish, even for a man in drag, and still has his huge beard. He's crammed his feet into a pair of pumps two sizes too small, but appears to have no problems walking on them. Weird.
Chang gives Choi a knowing nod, before he approaches the church door and knocks on it. He idly punches himself in the balls, and begins to cry a little, smearing up his make-up.
[OOC] May Lee waves.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Uh oh."
In spite of having to do so at half speed to some lingering bruises, aches, and nasty tingling sensations, May Lee is off for a jog that happens to take her by the church yard. It has been rather a long jog at that, and so upon spotting a rather large woman and her child at the church's doorstep, she takes the opportunity to give herself a break in the name of performing a good deed.
Namely, she visors her eyes with a hand, squints at Chang appraisingly for a few seconds, then finally decides to hoof it up the walkway. Her scarf is beginning to creep from beneath her shirt collar, borne on a breeze that wasn't there moments ago, and in spite of the small puffs of exertion she's letting out, she's beginning to smile to herself in anticipation of the thankful woman and her precious baby she's about to meet.
Showtime, Choi.
As Chang begins his cry, Choi begins to loudly cry as well. "BWAAAA. BWAAAAAAAA!" The little man squeals through his nose, trying to make it sound as, well, babylike as possible. Despite the combined efforts of his friend, however, no one seemed to be coming to the door. Choi continues to cry louder. "BWAAAA! BWAAAAAAAAA! BWA-AAA-AAA!!!!"
The problem, of course, was the fact that the church was at the moment unoccupied. After Hotaru got kidnapped, what little security in the region went up in smoke. The deacon of the church kicked it out out the spot quickly, falling back towards the outskirts. As both continued to cry, Choi began to gather that the site was abandoned. Choi rises up from the carriage, looking at his partner in crime. Lazily taking out the binky, he begins to speak. "Hey, Chang, I don't thin-"
All the color drains from Choi's face when he sees that short trail of scarf. There were four people that could mean trouble for the pair: Kim, Jhun, Chae Lim, and May Lee. The last of that set just so happened to be coming in for Saturday service it seemed. Of all the times for her to be a Seventh Day Adventist! The midget lies back quickly, jamming the binky right back it. "MMMM! MMMMMPH! CHMMMMNG! MMMMPH MMMMEEE!" He mumbles as he suddenly grows quiet. This was up to Chang's legendary quick thinking now.
God help them all.
Chang notices Choi's fear, then sees the scarf. Oh no! The Kaphwan people are back! He turns around, seeing May Lee. He's never seen her before, but Choi looks scared - and that scarf! Don't worry, Choi - Chang at least thinks he has this covered.
"Oh, oh, miss, thank you, thank you!" he says in a falsetto. "Where are the people here? We need help! My baby's daddy ain't payin' no bills, nuh-uh! SHAY NAY NAY!" He snaps his fingers in the air several times while sliding his head back and forth on his neck.
The smile slowly slips away after the approaching heroine has slid to a stop before the two criminals. Her finger is coming up to press thoughtfully to her lips as she gives Chang another careful onceover, only now noticing the beard. On the one hand, it wouldn't be terribly heroic to judge a person based solely on their looks(and boy, if it /was/, this particular lady would probably be in for one hell of a time), but at the same time... something simply feels all too strange and familiar all at once. As she slowly taps the tip of her finger to her lip, gears are turning within. She is...
MAY LEE JINJU IN:
PERPLEXION! The Struggle With Feminine Facial Hair!
... and finally, some combination of Chang's shaking beard, the garish makeup, and the rather odd looking baby in the stroller that brings May Lee's finger up to the side of her head in revelation.
"You're /not/ a single mother who's too poor to afford a razor!" she declares, completely bereft of any sort of malice. She then takes quick, bounding steps towards Chang to tug at the mumu as she continues, "An escaped criminal! Master /Kim/'s escaped criminal! I heard, but I hoped it wasn't true!"
Shaving. How could they forget something so important? Chang has a beard! Ladies, especially mothers, don't have a beard! Choi had to commend his friend on his acting skill. If there was anyone that could pass for a lady, it was certainly Chang. Though not to say that Choi hasn't had a few attempts of his own.
Ahem.
Choi pops up once May Lee loudly announces her conclusion. Brow furrowed, he puts a hand on his naked scalp and exclaims. "The jig is up, buddy boy, May Lee is on our tail! Back up to plan B!" The midget ducks back down, and throws off the blanket. When he rises up again, he just leaps up and out on Big Mama Chang's shoulders. As May Lee begins to tug, Choi busily fixes his claw gloves on. Looking down, he tries to be as menacing as a 5-foot man can be.
"Now listen here, May Lee, Master Kim isn't here to bother any of us! So why don't just leave us alone!" Gloves quickly affixed, he points them down at the proveyer of justice. With a roll of the fingers unleashing a dull sound of steel running against steel, Choi gives his final warning. "You and your justice will never take us down, isn't that right, buddy boy!"
Chang frowns down at May Lee as he's spotted. As Choi jumps onto his shoulders, he instinctively braces his ankles with his hands, before shouting at May Lee, "You ain't gonna catch us! You little rodent, you'll never take me alive!" He turns around and begins running, the mumu ripping off in May Lee's hands, leaving Chang in a red bra and red thong.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "GAAAAAAH"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Why Chang, why ;-;"
[OOC] Chang hahaha.
Well... /that/ isn't what May Lee espected to find beneath Chang's mumu, and it maybe raises a few uncomfortable questions about what he normally wears beneath his usual jumpsuit. All the same, with her scarf and Chang's mumu both fluttering in the wind, the would-be heroine is dashing behind the pair, shouting, "Hey, stop! I just wanna help you!" A beat, and then she adds, "See?! You're running! Right now! It's not so bad, right?! I wouldn't tell anyone about your being kind of a cross-dresser, even!"
Choi normally would have a greater degree of focus right now. However, there was something distracting about his ride. As Chang's clothing rips off, there is a noticable shift in his facial expression. His friend would be gone for a long period of time. He was trapped in the company of the Quakers. And as everyone knows, the Quakers were the bearers the most mysterious rites. So in the wake of his dynamic return.
Chang was dressed up like this. http://file.fcmgame.com/teach/change/gun/18.gif
There is a dull thump as Choi falls from Chang's shoulders, rolling slightly. He was quite faint from the shock. This was too much for the little man. First he is freed from the clutches of Yamazaki by his best friend. Then his best friend is done up like a super model. And worse of all, he just remembered he had a wife. All this and more, Choi had a sudden stop in his train of thought as it hit the cow of reality. Or rather.
Bovine Intervention.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "They had to be red, didn't they."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid sobs fresh tears of raw blood
[OOC] May Lee says, "There there. You can go home to your wife and she can put on the red silky things for you."
[OOC] May Lee says, "And you'll only kind of remember."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "That would be great"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "'Wow, hunny, you look so much better than my best friend'"
Chang turns around as he feels Choi fall off his shoulders. "What? You're lying, you don't wanna help us! You wanna make us crazy like you are! You're all mean, you make us train and you constantly lecture us! I'm never going back!" he whines petulantly, crossing his arms over his big fat jugs.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid just keeps sobbing
[OOC] May Lee says, "Well at least he's not in a cheerleader's costume."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "The mental images."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "They burn us"
"You can't keep running and pretending to be a woman forever, you know; I can teach you how to stay out of jail!" May Lee breathlessly calls after Chang and Choi. "Training and lectures just make you stronger, anyway; don't you wanna be stronger? Don't--" she begins to add before stopping as her eyes get as big as dinner-plates and skidding to a halt. "Don't--don't you want watch DVDs with me between sets for your auxillary lessons?" she finally gets out, scarf having come to a stop to limply wrap around her neck and voice only barely carrying loudly enough to be heard by the criminals.
Igniz has arrived.
[OOC] Igniz says, "e_e"
Choi comes to, barely capable of focusing. As his reward, he manages to get his own eyes locked on May Lee's. Oh no. NO. Not the puppy eyes. In a sudden burst of Will, the midget manages to turn away. "No! NO! I don't, we don't, we don't need you! Chang!" Choi looks back at his buddy, and cringes, looking back towards May Lee. He cringes again, hiding his eyes behind his claws.
Wait a minute. The hypnoeyes. Choi knew exactly what was going on. May Lee was using the dark arts of Justice and feminity to make them both feel guilty for what they have done. While Jhun beats the guilt into them, and Kim beats the guilt into them, May Lee doesn't beat the guilt into them. She just makes it happen.
Choi shuffles backwards, his bottom fixed on the ground. Eyes still covered, he calls to his partner. "Do not look her in the eyes, Chang! Ignore her promises of television and free ice cream! They are all lies! Lies!" Choi tries to move faster, pleading, praying that no matter what happens, Chang wouldn't fall for the seductive allure of Justice.
Chang squints at May Lee. "DVDs? We can own all the DVDs we want cuz we steal 'em! You gotta work for a living, and that's no fun! Now crime, that's fun! Me and Choi and me are gonna steal a buncha money and then live on a farm! With all the fresh food we want!" He stabs his finger into May Lee's shoulder. "And we don't have to get beat up by any Kim Kaphwan!"
[OOC] May Lee apologizes, had to grab dinner.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid salutes
May Lee is fearless when her shoulder is prodded by Chang, but really, that just means that her shell-shocked sadness is turned up towards the pair. She's actually trying her best /not/ to betray it, because it's quite simply unbecoming of a hero - Rider Black didn't show a sad face to the villainous ~Shadow Moon~, after all, he conquered him.
"Nothing's half as good stolen as it is when it's given or earned--you could steal season sets of Skullman and Kamen Rider and be mystified at the lessons of honor and justice, or we could watch them /together/, while we train to make something of ourselves!" she impassionately utters. Slowly, her hand is coming up to press against her chest at a perfectly heroic forty-five degree angle, and her eyes are beginning to shine with not tears, but the glint of /Justice/. "I know you think Masters Kim and Jhun are hard on you, but it's only because they care--and I'm not like them! I can care without giving you contusions!" Beat. "Without giving you many contusions!"
Choi by this time is curled up into a ball, huddling in fear as his eyes remained covered. He was listening quite carefully, yes. But as long as he doesn't look at May Lee he was perfectly safe. But at the same time, he didn't want to try anything stupid. After all, he didn't really, well, know what was the big deal about Kamen Rider or Prince of Space or whatever it was called. For Choi Bounge, there were only two important things.
Girls and Freedom.
Unfortunately, May Lee was half of that. And what about his wife? Choi mulled about his options. His wife was probably going to kill him. After all those fights on the television, and with all those girls... my goodness. Choi even took off a woman's top! Poor Poison, no no, poor Choi! He needed to think of something, and something quick!
Peeking out from his bundle, he looks at May Lee's justice glint head on... and Chang's brave stand. Tear well up in Choi's own eyes as his eyes trace down to Chang's massive booty. Choi suddenly throws his arms in the air. "I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! BWAAAAAAAAA!" Choi squeals as tears stream down his face.
You better help Choi out quick, Chang!
Chang squints distrustfully at May Lee. "Nuh uh! Your life is boring. Besides, little insect, /no one/ is the boss of Chang Koehan! I wasn't raised by an alcoholic for nothin'!" He grabs Choi protectively and sits him up on his shoulder, where his iron ball usually is. "Choi and I are happy, little rodent. We don't need someone bossin' us around and making us do boring things! I wanna eat candy for breakfast and poop in a woman's purse if I want to!"
"I--" May Lee begins before squinting in some mixture of shock and disgust at Chang. "--why /would/ you want to?" she slowly asks. And then she quickly shakes her head and turns her attention towards Choi. Her arms extend towards the love-child of a sweater and a knife drawer, and she tries to get her eyes fixed on his.
"Choi, I just want what's best for you and Chang; you know that! Remember that time we all went to the movie theater and nothing got broken or stolen or hurt? I was so proud of you two!"
Choi uncovers his eyes again once he is on Chang's shoulders. He looks at May Lee, trying to regain his composure. Yes. He was Choi, master of this duo. He was strong. He was mighty! And most of all...
The eyes lock.
Suddenly, Choi couldn't think of a single reason why he would ever want to do anything to hurt May Lee's feelings. In fact, doing drill exercises seemed like a great thing. And after all, May Lee was such a nice person. She only wanted what was best for them. "... Yes... it was so nice... and we had popcorn for dinner..." Choi mumbled, looking at the adorable and lovable ball of justice. "Maybe... it can be... fun.... Chang.... if we... joooooooin her." Choi's little gremlin heart was turning over to the cruel and heartless justice of May Lee. It may be too late. Too too late.
Or maybe Choi had his own scheme in mind.
Chang looks up at Choi, frowning sadly. "Are you sure Choi? Cuz if you go, I'm going too. I'm not gonna leave you after all this time finding you again!" He looks down at May Lee, feeling the chilly breeze. "Okay, fine. We'll go back with you, but /only/ cuz Choi wants! And if Choi says so, I'm gonna beat your brain in! Got it?"
[OOC] Chang has to go to sleep. :(
[OOC] May Lee nods; you want to leave it at that or do you want me to do one last pose?
[OOC] Chang says, "We'll leave it at that. :)"
[OOC] May Lee says, "(Also, thank you again for the RP, because this was pretty cool)"
Log created on 19:15:00 03/28/2009 by Chang, and last modified on 17:01:14 03/29/2009.