Description: Chang comes to free Choi from prison - and Yamazaki!
[OOC] Chang says, "Log started."
It's not been a fun past couple of weeks for Yamazaki.
"Some party that was... "After the calamity died down and he'd come to, he'd drug his carcass out of the alley, only to fall, bleeding and ragged, into the lap of one Detective Hikari from the local police department, and one of the many who Yamazaki crossed one too many times.
"Well, well, look who it is. :D"
"Aw.. /shit/."
Hello, Southtown Penitentary.
Given the unusual circumstances of the Syndicate's position right now, extraction has come agonizingly slow for the Syndicate brawler, and to everyone's surprise, Yamazaki hasn't just busted down a wall and walked out, yet. He's on amazingly good behavior, cooling his heels in his maximum security cell with all the amenities he could afford to get.
After all. He's only started about three riots so far.
But at the end of the day, each and every gang, guard and random tough in the icebox knew who he was, and were taking orders from him. After the first few days, nobody wanted to get on his bad side.
There were still six guys in the local hospital for what Yamazaki did to em.
So it's no surprise that right now Yamazaki's on the basketball court in the exercise yard, having an entire court to himself to shoot hoops angrily. After all, owning a small pond isn't anything to him. Geese'd better make fast with his bail, else Yamazaki might not be able to control himself from just walking outta here.
To pass the time, he's recently had his 'best friend' smuggled in.
...Inside of a cake.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Chang, may I pose before you?"
[OOC] Chang says, "Go for it, it's what I had in mind."
"Oh god, um, great shot Y- GOD! GOD! GODDDDDDDD"
Choi lands in the hoop with a swishing sound, landing with a dull thud. However, he makes sure to bounce a few times. Yamazaki made it very clear that basketballs bounced. If a basketball didn't bounce, then it obviously meant that it wasn't filled up with enough air. And if a ball needed more air, then you just stick a bicycle pump in there and start pumping.
Choi was a fast learner.
The midget was 'enticed' into the cake in the wake of the recent war by a few friends of Yamazaki. After being cold-cocked, beatened, and then put in an oven, the midget woke up covered in icing and in a box. Choi's time in a cake was just as bad. He was poking out, and obviously so. But after a guard pointed that out, Yamazaki was upset. And then, he was forced to eat the cake. With Choi still in it. The midget was still traumatized. And then he was put on a leash, as Yamazaki's special pet. On one hand, even though he was in prison all over again, no one messed with Yamazaki. On the other hand, Yamazaki. Choi rolled quickly towards his master. "Uh, excuse m-m-me, but, GOD! GOD! Could you p-p-please not dribble me this time?"
Choi comes to a stop at Yamazaki's foot.
Where's Chang been? Well, that's the question, isn't it. After a few months hanging out with Hare Krishnas that happened to be great cooks, Chang is on the loose. He's been searching for Choi - after hearing that he was being abused by none other than Yamazaki. Chang isn't very bright, but he's tenacious. And after enough time, he's finally worked up a rescue plan.
Over the din of prison life, Yamazaki and Choi can hear a distant revving. And then a shouting. And then gunshots, before a screeching crash and a load roar of a huge engine.
The Changmobile, a huge monster truck with a red paintjob and a bulldozer front welded to it bursts into the exercise yard, after having careened through the front gate. It comes to a halt, revving in the prison yard. And none other than Chang Koehan is at the wheel, crammed into the driver's seat with the aid of some butter. Mmm, butter. Chang idly licks his hand.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "..."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "A giant well-oiled Chang piling in on here."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Yamazaki, I must warn you"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "I may start producing Alma Sparkles very soon"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "oh hell C_C"
[OOC] Chang is dangerous when he's greased up.
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "C_C!!"
[OOC] Chang starts carrying Choi as Tina Turner plays in the background.
[OOC] Chang says, "Or is it Whitney Houston.."
[OOC] Chang always gets those two confused.
[OOC] Chang says, "aaaand iiii, willll always love yoooou"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "jesus, cat fell over and blew my modem right off the friggin desk >_<;;"
[OOC] Chang can take care of that cat for you.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Chang looks at the cat, and says 'Can I Haz Catburger?""
[OOC] Chang could use a light snack.
[OOC] Chang says, "All this butter is making me hungry."
"Listen. God can't hear you."
Yamazaki was rather adamant about this, because if God could hear, he probably would have been struck with a lightning bolt several times for some of the shit he's pulled. But, more important to Yamazaki than the possible existence of a supreme entity was his own thinking and his own rules. Example:
"Because basketballs don't talk."
He was unusually patient today. One of the things he loved about Choi was that he was so light. He could just pick him up and throw him into the air and Choi technically never had to come down if he didn't really want him to. However, that would mean he would waste a perfectly good sadomazo. (He's gotten over the whole failure with the schoolgirls and the panties thing, you see) Therefore he is perfectly OK with bouncing Choi off the concrete a few times.
As demonstrated.
"God doesn't care about little things, he--eh?"
He looks up from his lone position on the court as THE CHANGMOBILE arrives, piling through all manner of structure and unhappy prisoner, and otherwise causing all manner of terrible racket. Choi tucked safely in an armpit, the steps forward, stratching his head. Is that--a hot buttery man behind the wheel?
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "--man what a line to accidentally hit enter on."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid steals that as a quote for Yamazaki
[OOC] Chang is hot, eh.
"What the fu-..."
All that mayhem.
Alarms are blaring all around the gangster, and for once he isn't the cause of it.
He--.. he starts to enjoy it a little bit.
He glares suspiciously at the mobile across the exercise yard with the span of a man looking upon a new threat to his territory. That or a frat boy looking at a hamburger.
"Fe fi fo fum, I smell the--rump roast, fuck it, let's eat!!"
Without even any pause at all, he starts off towards the Changtank.
Basketballs don't talk. The midget automatically flinches. Curling up into a ball, he almost cries. But then, there is a crash. The basketball man peeks up, looking at what the commotion was. And then, just like that, color drains from his face. He saw the truck. And then, the man driving it. Yamazaki begins to heads towards him, but that didn't matter. All that mattered was the hot, giant man that was all greased up and forced into that vehicle.
Chang.
Choi suddenly flies through the air in slow-motion. Bright sparkles almost seem to manifest around his body as he glides like majestic angel. He flies over Yamazaki's hair, and over the court. Bright burning tears stream from the little Korean's eyes as it trickled to the ground. Landing on the hood of the truck, the midget's arms embraced the massive truck as he looked right into the eyes of his best friend in the whole world.
"<3 <3 <3 ~~CHAAAAAAAANG!!~~~ <3 <3 <3"
You can almost see the tildes and hearts in the words he says.
Chang smiles widely as he sees Choi land on the hood of his big monster truck. "Choi! I heard they put you in jail! So I'm hear to bust you out! But first, I gotta do something important!" He opens the door, and slowly, slowly climbs out of the truck. He drops to the ground with a rattling thump, his iron ball hitting the ground next to him with a crack of pavement. He matches Yamazaki's movement, walking towards him and dragging his huge ball. "Yamazaki, you've been mean to my friend! I'm gonna hurt you!"
COMBATSYS: Chang has started a fight here.
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Chang 0/-------/-------|
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "C_C;;"
[OOC] Chang has the strength of ten Morgan Freemans.
"What! Those cops couldn't catch a cold!!"
Implying that the cops have any kind of authority to mess with any of his playthings is enough to put a rise in Yamazaki's hackles. Nevermind they were the ones who put him in here, he's in here of his own free will! He's like Nelson Mandela. Except with better hair. But. The notion is quickly dissipated by the level of incredulity he expresses when Choi begins to sparkle and cry. Then the huge angel falls out of the truck. With a massive tool of blessing.
"Shit, I've been nothing but the best to /my/ new friend," he explains to Chang, a little more than bitter for Choi's sudden abandonment (Yamazaki is still holding the dotted outline where Choi used to be). But the massive brawler steps up, adjusting his prison issues like they were Armani. "It's not my fault he loves me more."
He shoots Choi a glance.
And then stretches out an arm and grins. He gestures once. Come hither.
"See, kids. You don't know anything about the meaning of hurt til you rumble with me."
See, they even let him keep his fighting gloves...
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki has joined the fight here.
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Yamazaki 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Chang
[OOC] Chang says, "Wow, Choi and Yamazaki have the same height difference as Yamazaki and Chang."
[OOC] Chang likes basketball too, Yamazaki. :)
Chang drops Burger King Crown.
[OOC] Chang says, "Last man standing takes the crown!"
Choi scrambles behind Chang, his personality suddenly changing. Peering behind his leg, he looks at Yamazaki from behind his shades... and glares. With VERY angry eyebrows. "Chang, this jerk has been torturing me and WORSE! He is like Kim, but WORSE, buddy boy! He is an evil Kim!" The midget points a finger at the man, but looks horrified.
His claws! Where were his claws!
"Chang, buddy old pal, do you got any weapons! I'm plum out of luck!" He looks nervous, diving into the truck. He begins digging around. He just KNEW Chang would have brought something for him. It was just his nature. "Buddy boy, start on him for me, this is going to be for REVENGE! We are going to teach this jerk a lesson! And is this garlic butter?"
The midget continues to rummage around. Just a moment!
COMBATSYS: Choi has joined the fight here.
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Chang 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/-------|
Chang couldn't find clawed gloves on short notice. What he /could/ find was a pair of meat cleavers, laying on the back seat. But Choi can take his time finding them. Chang smiles down at Yamazaki. He has all the time in the world. "See? Choi sez you're a liar, so you're a liar! So let's play some basketball, dickhead! See if you can dribble me!" He runs at Yamazaki with a sudden burst of speed, holding his ball infront of him. He suddenly falls forward, curling around his big iron ball and speeding at Yamazaki!
[OOC] Chang spins idly.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Spin around!"
[OOC] Chang says, "That should be our new hit single."
[OOC] Chang says, "'Spin Around' - The Choi and Chang Experience"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Oh yes"
[OOC] Chang jabs Yamazaki IN THE EYE.
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Yamazaki = Sei"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Sei = Idling"
[OOC] Chang says, "Yeah, definitely."
[OOC] Chang says, "Man, that Tiny Tim video is disturbing."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Which one?"
[OOC] Chang says, ""Living in the Sunlight""
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Heh"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Yeaaaah"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "whew"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "that"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "was a titanic dump"
[OOC] Chang says, "Ahaahhaha."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Whoa"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Giving birth?"
COMBATSYS: Chang successfully hits Yamazaki with Hiki Nige.
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Chang 0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/-------|
[OOC] Yamazaki makes this quick, sorry guys. E_E "IT FELT LIKE IT"
"What the--"
Yamazaki bristles, halfway between shock and rage. "You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made, ass-loving traitor.."
Did he just compare him to that Kaphwan bastard on top of it?
One hand slides into a pocket. His hand tightens until you can hear leather creak, the seam of his stretch shirt singing as it's stretched to its limit around Yamazaki's already massive frame. His teeth knit together as Chang leaps for him, his snarl low as the shadow just engulfs even someone as huge as him.
He's knocked down almost immediately, the weight of Chang + Chang's Ball move than enough to crack the finished asphalt that made up the basketball court with his skull. Yamazaki takes the blow admirably: by howling and opening a hand.
"You'd better get in all the licks you can," Yamazaki rages, "Because you both are gonna belong to me when I'm finished!!"
Shrieking, the gangster lurches to his feet. He doesn't have weapons in here, but that's fine. Because he's got--an electric personality~! ALSO: About 1001 types of backhand, about ten of which he's going to try to unload on Chang wildly right about--now.
It's less like watching a street fight and more like watching a small physics-defying Hurricane Knuckle.
Meat Cleavers? They weren't claws, but they were at least something. The little man lifts the cleavers, weighing them out. Well, it looked like he could use them, but he would be at a disadvantage. A little bit slower, which was very dangerous around Yamazaki.
On the other hand, with Chang at his side, ANYTHING was possible.
The little man slips out of the truck in time to see Chang finish smashing the jerkwad into the ground. Choi immediately giggled. "Take THAT Yama-tacky!" When Yamazaki rises back up, though, he grimaces. He knew he meant business. But Chang! CHANG! The midget suddenly leapt through the air, both cleavers raised high. He falls to the ground about 15 feet away from both of them. So much for that. Choi continues to scurry low to the ground, too late to stop Yamazaki from the slapping. Ducking towards the psychopath's flank, he dives down... and backflips straight up into a kick. Aiming RIGHT for his face.
JUST to SPITE HIM
COMBATSYS: Chang blocks Yamazaki's Sabaki no Aikuchi.
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Chang 0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/-------|
Chang holds his arms up, blocking the slaps and backhands, but staggering backwards under their force. "You got a lot of whammo for such a little queer!" he says, before he grabs the iron ball's chain. He swings it up behind him, and then down on Yamazaki's head. "I'm gonna murderlize ya!"
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki endures Chang's Crushing Strike.
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Chang 0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki interrupts Hien Zan from Choi with Sadomazo.
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Chang 0/-------/----===|=======\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Oh god, why did I ask for that"
Blood's already on the court.
Just the way he likes it.
"Oh. /oh/!"
Yamazaki is somewhat surprised, normally there's a lot more blood when he finishes smacking someone around--but looks like Chang is made of something a little tougher than that. The massive man just slogs through it, his body wobbling but not crumpling under Yamazaki's crushing force. That's alright, though. He's just getting warmed up...
His eyeballs track the small man slowly as Choi drops low and pops into the air like a super ball on speed.
Then his skull is eclipsed by the huge wrecking ball of a shackle. Enough to stave his skull in-- at least until he /explodes/ through it.
Then something resembling a flaming Yamazaki aims to snatch Choi out of the air in his jaws like a Doberman on a cat, putting a bite on the little guy all just to shake him voraciously around a wobbling, choked-off cackle and what is probably a big frothing mess.
You know, his hand is still in his pocket.
Choi Bounge manages to catch Yamazaki in the face. That seemed like a great idea... until Yamazaki's face explodes. And with that, Choi begins to get mauled. "GEEHaaaaa! CHAAAAANG! HAAAAALP ME-" WHAM! Choi is finally tossed away into a pile on the ground.
Well, THAT was quick.
Already the midget is bounding back up, staggered by the work around. Well. The bright side was that Chang was here. The midget was diving against towards Yamazaki's flanks, trying to keep Yamazaki distracted. "Come on, Chang, take him down! With that, the midget dives for Yamzaki's back, and with that, jam his claws right into his former master's kidneys. Hoohaa!
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "... I don't have claws"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "DAMMIT"
Chang blinks as Choi gets torn apart by Yamazaki. "Choi, NO!" He growls as Yamazaki finally releases Choi, shaking his head with a huge frown on his face. "You just fucked up, pal!" he states, before beginning to run at Yamazaki. His iron ball bounces behind him, leaving craters in the ground, before he launches himself headfirst at Yamazaki's face, attempting to ram his skull into it. "Eat head!"
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki endures Choi's Geketsu Tsuki.
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Chang 0/-------/-----==|=======\===----\1 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki interrupts Hagan Geki from Chang with Guillotine.
- Power hit! -
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Chang 1/-======/=======|==-----\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Ouch"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "That was a super smack"
[OOC] Chang says, "DOn't worry, we'll get him."
[OOC] Chang says, "I take it that was a throw?"
The next events proceed in slow motion.
Choi screaming.
Yamazaki throwing Choi to the ground.
Yamazaki laughing his ass off like a douche. Knee-slapping hilarity. "I think I might make you guys my number one lieutenants!! I--HRK--"
Choi in his kidneys with a pair of knives.
Yamazaki getting pissed off really fast.
The ground shaking perceptibly as Chang arrives thunderously with a whole lot of dome and headbutt.
"Not--bleeding--ENOUGH!" Yamazaki explodes off his feet, his entire form seeming to elongate to an unreal extent, Choi for all intents and purposes basically free to ride Yamazaki like a raging bull, just about the time as his free hand whips out to catch Chang by the throat. That guy challenged him to dribble him. Well, he is in one sense, correct. Yamazaki cannot dribble Chang, by any means. However, he can run that head of his across the asphalt, driving a huge furrow through his court. And--he can also slam dunk Chang.
Well, that's kind of a lie.
He isn't out to so much jump up and put Chang through the hoop.
He is more out to wrench the massive man through the hoop from underneath.
With a titanic explosion of pure /blood ripping force/ accompanying his reaving driver, you'd be amazed at how far Yamazaki can fling someone over three times his size.
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "throw chi"
[OOC] Chang says, "Jesus, that's the anti-Chang."
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "chang doesn't care about throw or chi, he just wants to smash."
[OOC] Chang is saving up his smashage.
Not Chang!
Even though Yamazaki wasn't giving Choi the Sadomazo, poor Chang was getting a sudden explosion of powerful force. And with that, Choi clings on, riding Yamazaki like Rain on a late night into his brother's room. Squealing, he desperately begins to try move up on Yamazaki's shoulders. If he makes the mount, he would just keep hacking and stabbing him in the back of the head, trying to take him down before he goes insane on HIM.
"Hang in there, buddy boy, I think he is slowing down!"
Chang blinks innocently at Yamazaki as he grabs his throat. Uh-oh. Chang gets dragged through the concrete basketball court, leaving a deep groove in the ground and sending debris flying in every direction. He's then throw up through the basketball hoop, his head going through the hoop itself. He's prevented from flying off by this hoop, instead taking a sharp arc into the ground. He shakes himself off as he stands, getting a little dizzy. "Okay...That's it!" He charges straight at Yamazaki, swinging his ball around before him, as he attempts to ram into Yamazaki and press him across the court, before smacking him off his feet with a swipe of his ball.
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki blocks Choi's Zujou Sashi.
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Chang 0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
COMBATSYS: Chang successfully hits Yamazaki with Reckless Run.
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Chang 0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid stares at Yamazaki's super in horror
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "hey choi"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Yeah?"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "You need something, Yamazaki"
For the most part, Yamazaki is just completely undone by Choi's furious stabbing. It's kind of a spectacle, which causes most of the prisoners, the few of whom haven't tried escaping in the calamity, some measure of hilarity at Yamazaki's expense as he tries to shake the midget off his back, rampaging around the impact gouge he forged with Chang's head. Whipping around furiously, he might make it hard for Choi to inflict a lot of damage on him, but unfortunately, Choi does make a clear opening for Chang to attack him. And attack him the freight train does, trampling Yamazaki underfoot like an ox, sending blood and bits of Yamazaki everywhere as he carves his own gouge through the court, the gangster slamming into the opposite hoop post.
It bends and falls, a few seconds later.
Yamazaki stands, his body lifting seemingly in spite of itself. He's taken a truckload of damage in the past few minutes, but he's made his charges pay for it dearly. Choi's blood still runs down the length of his jaw, sliding past the teeth of a twisted grin.
"That was a cute trick.." he allows.
He looks up.
"But the party ain't over til the fat lady sings."
..shrug.
"Hell, I'll settle for a fat man too!!! YEEEEEAhahahahahAHAHAHAHAhahAHAHAhAhAHH!!"
He leaps for Choi.
"YOU WANT HIM!?"
He doesn't so much as reach /for/ Choi--that's kind of like trying to catch an oiled ferret--moreover as just rip the asphalt out from underneath him with his bare hands. Then lift it up as if picking up a flapjack on a spatula, flip it over, and smash it into the ground.
"COME GET HIM!!"
And then he'll start pummeling rock.
Until his hands crack.
Until his muscles tear.
Until he sees asphalt bleed.
Even then he might not stop.
It's arguable he'll stop even if Choi gets away. He's not gonna stop until every last piece of the chunk he rips out of the earth is pounded into dust. Whether by the urge to have his fun. Or by the urge to rip something to pieces.
You know, Yamazaki really doesn't care either way.
(The inmates have stopped laughing, by the by.)
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Oh GOD"
[OOC] Yamazaki AFTER CHOI C_C!!!
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "I have only one option"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "...."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid flips a coin and hides his eyes
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Yamazaki's ...!!.
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Chang 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "DAMN YOU C_C!!"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "OH!! C_C"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "OH!!! C_C"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid doesn't uncover his eyes
[OOC] Chang says, "Go go Choi, you rockin' robot fightin' Choi!"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "NO ONE DODGES MY SADOMAZO AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE!!"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid counters Yamazaki's Sadomazo with You Got Jacked!
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "that guy, is just a dead man walking."
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "he doesn't know it yet."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Actually, yeah. Daniel doesn't."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "We should do something later..."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "But first"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "That was..."
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "mm"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "a final level of... mmm...11 I think"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "yeah, a level 11"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "... What?"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "... That was... oooooooh gaaaaaaawd"
Minutes? Try seconds! Though to be fair, a minute with Yamazaki is like an hour. It is his natural charm. While Choi's was trying to stab Yamazaki, the result was almost comical. Yamazaki's berserker-like technique made it difficult to pin down the erratic Choi. But when the man collides with Chang, Choi bails. Landing into a roll, the midget grins at the berserker, chuckling with the inmates.
Then, Yamazaki gets up.
Choi stops laughing.
When Yamazaki gets a bead on Choi, the midget panics. He simply gives up. Screaming, he turns his back on Yamazaki, and runs like crazy. When the ground beneath him gives away, he runs FASTER. Squealing all the way, he finally just dives underneath the truck, cowering as he just watches Yamazaki smash the asphalt into dust.
And he just cowers.
"G-g-good luck, Chang, I'm r-r-right behind you, buddy boy!"
COMBATSYS: Choi focuses on his next action.
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Chang 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Chang frowns at Yamazaki as he chases Choi around, putting a big hand on Ryuji's shoulder and pulling him back. "Just wait one second!" he growls, interrupting the assault on Choi. "You gotta deal with me first!" He then swings his big ball out, attempting to sweep Yamazaki aside and away from the pair.
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki interrupts Revolving Iron Ball from Chang with Bai Gaeshi.
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Chang 1/------=/=======|===----\-------\0 Yamazaki
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Wh--
Yamazaki only notices after he's discharged just about all the force and effort in his arms that Choi is just simply not there. It turns out you really CAN'T make a rock bleed. Imagine that.
However, by the time he finds this out, he's already almost hip-deep in savaged b-ball court, grumbling furiously in a huge rising pile of dust. He looks up, anger at wasted pain brimming in his flexing claw he calls a hand. "Where'd he go.." he growls, stalking out of the crater. Until he feels a meaty hand grip his shoulder and Yamazaki is simply bodily pulled in one direction, damn near off his feet. There's no skill involved. No mini martial artist exerting all of their miniscule might to topple the great Yamazaki. Chang is just literally bigger than him. "Th' hell?" He is not used to being outweighed by anybody.
And his patience has run out pretty fast for that.
"Listen, you--"
Yamazaki whips around, shoulder-checking the huge iron thing out of the air with his momentum like it was just a plastic tetherball. Is that -- even really physically possible? One hand rips a huge plastic purple gout into the air in the sound of a whipcrack as Yamazaki looks to just smack the hell out of Chang with the wrong side of his chi. Chang might be bigger. He might even be mightier.
But Yamazaki is badder.
He never actually finishes what he was about to say, though--the gangster is kind of wobbling right now, lurching dangerously like a tower about to fall.
Pray you aren't the one he's going to fall on.
[OOC] Yamazaki rofls
Chang gets smacked about by the chi, leaving burns in his white Tae Kwon Do gi. "Ugh...I don't feel so good..." Yamazaki fall on someone? Maybe he better worry about who /Chang/ is going to fall on! With a last grunt of effort, he aims to fall on Yamazaki, grabbing him and dragging him to the ground. "Choi, run!" he cries.
[OOC] Yamazaki has like, no HP left over here
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "One moment!"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "OH MY GOD C_C"
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Isn't it my turn, Chang!"
[OOC] Chang says, "Oh wait."
[OOC] Chang says, "Yah."
[OOC] Chang says, "Bely that order, ensign!"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "chang--is a true friend T_T"
[OOC] Chang took a Yama-beating, hell yes he is.
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "yeah, yamazaki is about when you find out who your real friends are."
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "Chae Lim and May Lee conspicuously idle out when Choi gets taken by Yamazaki. AND THEN CHANG COMES TO SAVE HIM."
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "THat's so beautiful. T_T"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "choi: "HELP ME! OH GOD HE'S CRUSHING ME! D8" *entire tae kwon do dojo empties out*"
[OOC] Yamazaki says, "actually I have-- a -- a hilarious way to endcap this scene now e_e"
Choi watches Chang stop Yamazaki cold. And to that, great tears flow from his eyes. No one has ever saved him like that- except his best friend in the world. And even when Yamazaki explodes out against his big buddy, the midget makes up his mind.
"CHAAAAAAAAANG!" The little Korean cries out as he explodes from out from under the truck. A long trail of energy trails from his cleavers as he picks up speed. Faster and faster he runs, blurring as he suddenly pounces up to Yamazaki. And with a swipe of both cleavers, he hurls him and his energy upwards, attempting to tear up and over the jerk's body while he is still distracted!
Chang gets smacked about by the chi, leaving burns in his white Tae Kwon Do gi. "Ugh...I don't feel so good..." Yamazaki fall on someone? Maybe he better worry about who /Chang/ is going to fall on! With a last grunt of effort, he aims to fall on Yamazaki, grabbing him and dragging him to the ground. "Choi, run!" he cries.
COMBATSYS: Chang can no longer fight.
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Choi 0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0 Yamazaki
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki endures Chang's Deadly Pressure.
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Choi 0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0 Yamazaki
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Yamazaki with Senpuu Hien Shitozu.
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Choi 0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0 Yamazaki
That's just how Yamazaki rolls. He slaps that big palooka down with all of the panache of a Las Vegas showman. You can hear him crack his knuckles afterwards, only looking mildly annoyed that Chang didn't go down screaming like a girl. Unfortunately, that moment of dissatisfaction is enough that Choi manages to tear the seat of his pants wide open with his cleavers, and that much gets his attention.
.... Then Chang lands on him.
What ends up happening next is Yamazaki, in no real shape to chuck Chang off him, ends up pinned with nothing better to do than to rage at the inmates, who have commenced laughing at him again.
"OH--YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP! I REMEMBER FACES!" he rages, pointing a finger "You'd better swear to Christ I don't see any of you again! HEADS ARE GOIN UP ASSES!!"
KA-CLICK.
There's the prison warden.
And oh look, he's pointing a shotgun at Yamazaki's hair. With a big shit-eating grin on his face. One would almost think that the prison administration here are holding a grudge against him.
"Fuck you gonna do with that, other than make me mad?"
"I'mma make myself VERY happy."
"A---shit.. I was just playin with em.." Yamazaki grumbles, scratching his head.
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki takes no action.
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
COMBATSYS: Yamazaki can no longer fight.
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Choi 0/-------/---====|
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Oh, this isn't over yet."
[OOC] Sad Choi in Plaid says, "Quickly, does the Monster Truck have a tow bar?"
[OOC] Chang says, "It has a bulldozer's front, so yes."
[OOC] Chang says, "Since Choi is the last one standing, he wins the burger crown."
Yamazaki is down? Well, that's fine and dandy for Choi. Already the little man is diving and ducking away. As Chang keeps Yamazaki pinned, everything seems fine and dandy.
That is, until the warden shows up.
There were many things Choi wanted. Being in jail wasn't one of them. While the presence of the warden did help subdue Yamazaki for a moment, there was still the issue of an attempted breakout. And with Chang down... he needed to think of a clever way of bailing them out.
There is the roar of an engine as the monster truck comes back to life. Choi, slinking away in the spirited exchange, puts the pedal to the metal as he charges the vehicle towards the warden, Yamazaki... and Chang. Using the massive bulldover attachment in front, he intended to not only frighten the warden away (and run over Yamazaki), but begin to push Chang along like some sort of giant Katamari ball. And then, once he got him rolling, he would turn him around, and begin escaping. All while collecting up small objects, which then he would present to the King.
[OOC] Chang says, "Good scene, folks!"
[OOC] Chang highfives Choi, then goes to pass out.
Log created on 18:36:16 03/15/2009 by Chang, and last modified on 11:47:24 03/16/2009.