Description: LOUD. ANNOUNCING. NOISES. (Winner: Katana)
METRO CITY IS THE HOME OF WINNERS. And some fat overweight MAYOR that they call Haggar. What a loser.
But in Slammasters Arena, ALL OF THAT IS FORGOTTEN IN FAVOR OF VIOLENCE. Multiple flavors of violence. All of them! It is in this massive arena that the numero uno, the big cheese, the SHOGUN OF THE CENTURY, is making his stand against another.. who he can only assume is Haggar. Or Guy. Or Cody. Or one of the dozens of fighters who have stepped out to stop the gang violence that he so PERFECTLY HELPED START.
Belgar who?
"HAHAHAH! Today shall be a glorious day. THE SHOGUN SHALL TAKE WHATEVER CHALLENGE THIS CITY THROWS AGAINST HIM, AND CRUSH IT LIKE THE LARGE HANDS OF HAGGAR CRUSHING A CHILDS NECK!" He gets lots of boos. "What?! HE CRUSHES MY GANG MEMBERS ALL THE TIME! And Mad Gear IS ONLY HERE TO HELP YOU .. AFTER I GET CONTROL! SO GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY!" The Shogun aims to bellow, and gets more boos.
"I .. I SHALL THEN WIN YOUR HEARTS .. with .. DISPLAY OF TERRIBLE VIOLENCE! .. I .. SHALL ONLY TRY THE MOST DEVASTATING.. THE MOST POWERFUL ... And .. I REFUSE TO FALL!"
The Shogun bellows loudly, beating his chest once, before standing on a single leg in 'crane style'. "For what you will do ... IS BOW BEFORE ME ONE DAY!"
He wobbles, and falls over. "Wow.. Are you bowing already...? WAIT.. I fell over.. Must play it off.. " The Shogun rebounds, into the air.. and lands on his head, posing. "SEE MY MAGNIFICENT CONTROL OF GRAVITY!"
It could .. have gone better. WAIT NOT IT'S PERFECT.
"Yes, That is spirit and you will be my student, but I the master shall teach you the art of .. FIGHT COMENTATING!" Exclaims the mysterious masked witch in red. Yes. Today it is a masked witch, wearing a red dress, witches hat.. you know the drill.. Black shades, but she totally has a mask on and that mask is BUTTER CUP. The power puff girl. It's pretty intimidating she has to say so herself and possibly because no one else would ever say so.
"First my student you must announce the fight! that will be your homework, but lets start with a lesson, yeah? okay so remember, always remember be as Cliche as possible." The masked witch states all of this from her high up position of a mailbox.
If you had been watching a minute later you would of seen her climb onto the mail box, a standard street sized mailbox. You would of also noticed it took her a long time to do it, like a toddler trying to get on top of a chair to reach the cookie jar. Dang mask, makes it awfully hard to see and keep her shades on. However some might wonder further where the mail box came from being in the slam masters arena and all. Sort of odd place to be sending and receiving mail. Well there is an answer to this question as luck would have it. Before the climbing onto the mailbox bit the witch carried it in there, huffing and puffing the whole way. Such a display would usually draw attention, but luckily her bizarre display was over shadowed by none other than The Shogun!.
"So yeah, if you didn't know, you're totally my student today."
Upside down, the Shogun looks towards the witch in red who is BUTTERCUP THE WITCH and exclaims that she will be his teacher in battle commentary. BATTLE COMMENTARY!? What sorcery is this. As she goes on to speak about homework, and that he must be cliche as possible, the Shogun stares at the mailbox that points towards the ground, so far down, that is like a rounded edge.
Wait that's the ceiling.
"I, THE SHOGUN, IN THIS FIGHT, CURRENTLY UPSIDE DOWN, POWERED BY MY CONTROL OF GRAVITY.... am .. A SMALL WITCHES STUDENT!?" His bellowing follows his flailing, before rather meaty arms helps him back to his feet with a shove, almost flipping over.
Sooo top heavy, he is.
"THEN IT SHALL BE THAT WAY. But while you will will teach the Shogun his movements in words, HE SHALL TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF PAIN AS WELL! For words will NEVER BREAK BONES. I have learned.. ONLY STICKS, STONES, and large crashes shall do such a thing! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT IS ENOUGH!?" The Shogun flexes.
"FLEXING FOR INTIMIDATION... YELLING OF STRENGTH! WALKING FORWARDS IN PREPARATION! THE SHOGUN begins his TERRIBLE WALK towards Naerose.. but it seems he will not be fast enough for the first strike.."
"Not .. That anything will work ON ME!" He bellows, slowly moving towards Naerose, lumbering, jitte in his hands, holdings the steel tight.
COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Katana has joined the fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Katana
"Hold on there buddy, you neeed to start with an announcement thing. See you can do it the classic way and be all like SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY, The event you've all been waiting for, a cataclysmic casting of the dice of fate as two titans clash for supremacy over one another! In this corner. . Sort of thing." Butter-cup-witch states and then carries on, regardless of if there is still a hulking showgun figure moving toward her. It's totally like she doesn't know cause she's still talking on top of her mailbox.
"A Classic approach can be Heaven or Heck, It's cool, lets have great showtime, round one - SLASH!" The witch exclaims even trying to get the engrish in there and all the while standing atop her mailbox. For dramatic effect she had rigged some fire crackers to go off just at this very moment - but they don't and for a moment she is stuck in a pose of sort of waving her fingers in the air, but then the fire crackers still havn't gone off and and and.
"What the heck?" She looks back at the fuses, they're old fashioned long fuses she just measured to see how long it would take them to go off. She sucks at math though.
Meanwhile there is still that whole Katana thing, a hulking shogun figure that she isnt' seeming to pay any attention to what so ever!
The Shogun stops for a moment as Naerose goes on to explain exactly what he needs to do. The buttercup witch is one that the Shogun cannot truly understand, and Naerose seems to be busy continuing to go on and on about exactly what he needs to do. But the Shogun isn't exactly good at listening when his goal is set.
But he does sort of speak. Like Naerose wants.
He does not hear fire crackers. He only hears a buttercupped witch yelling. "TODAY. ONE TIME ONLY. SEE THE SHOGUN DEAL WITH an ANNOUNCER.... see the Shogun DEMOLISH THIS WITCH in a fight between him .. and DESTINY. There will be only one winner.. and while it may be either's game..." The Shogun trails off.
Before he suddenly lunges at the mailbox, grasping it, lifting upwards, and leaping into the air.
And with Naerose. "IN WHICH THE SHOGUN TOSSES THIS ONE AROUND LIKE SHE WAS A BALL! HYEAAAAARGH!" The Shogun bellows, grasping for Naerose, "RISE AND FALL, DOKUYO NO PHEONIX DIVE!" The Shogun lets go of the Mailbox, instead attempting to pull Naerose out of the air and thrust her forwards.. to be a landing bad from the fall!
"SHIIIYEAAAAH!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to interrupt Strong Throw from Katana with Deep Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0 Katana
The witch isn't going to attack someone she doesn't see, instead she finally gets her firecrackers to go off and they explode everywhere, except they don't explode Katana who instead chucks Naerose into a bad landing. This is the sort of thing that most people try to avoid, but not Naerose, she accepts the ground in a way that you would expect someone to accept the ground. Someone who was going to accept gravity. Someone who made sense. Naerose isn't that person.
"Ooow.. Katana comes up with a sneaky surprise attack at the beginning of the round," she complains, "And while this isnt' exactly against the rules, it is at the very least not very nice!" she persists. It was afterall, not very nice.
"See, now that was cliche," She picks herself up, "People recognize cliche, be sure to toss in cliche every once in a while or you might become cool and then people will expect you to deliver awesome. You never want to be expected to deliver awesome.
As Naerose ends up chucked into a bad landing, the Shogun ends up landing nearby, "HAHAH! THE SHOGUN CARES NOT FIRE NICEITIES!" He bellows, while making up words on the spot. Landing nearby, the Shogun looks down towards Naerose, who picks herself up, telling him about this. "Of what treachery do you speak.. the Shogun .. IS THE STRONGEST! And to prove it, while this butter cup witch ends up picking herself up, the Shogun SHALL NOT WAIT! He shall continue the assault.. AND IT SHALL BE POWERFUL!"
Except he lies.
Grasping for Naerose, the Shogun leaps, one hand aiming to grasp the arm and pull her into the air with him. "As he ascends, the Shogun brings one to his throne .. but upon reaching his throne!" The highest point in his jump, it seems, "HE MUST SHED ALL THAT CAN HOLD HIM BACK!" In this, the Shogun, swings Naerose around once, before tossing her straight towards the ground, so she rebounds!
"SHOGUN THROW!"
She's let go! "STRENGTH IN A SINGLE MOTION!"
COMBATSYS: Naerose endures Katana's Shogun Throw!
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Naerose 0/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Katana
"That is the spirit student.. Now watch a master," Exclaims Naerose, while Katana has her in the air. Somehow she keeeps talking.
"The shogun has displayed a great prowess in capturing his opponent for this move, straight out of Choi Anaki. Wait is that really what it's called? We go now to our co-announcer Katana for in depth information on this move .. Katana if you will." She cuts out just as Naerose hits the ground face first.
She picks herself up and waits for Katana, for a moment before going on,
"The witch doesn't wait for long folks, she goes straight into her attack.." No infact she doesn't wait at all, she tries to grab Katana by the ankle before he even himself can land. If she succeeeds she'll summon a whole lot chi right on the spot.
"
"Using her own original tactic the witch is bringing fourth Pure FAIL, how I ask you can anyone expect this to land? Nobody is sure to know! She seems to be reaching hard to get this one. Some sort of.. darkness attack, folks, itis only listed on her movelist as 'Fail'. "
The witch concludes a moment later (even if she gets hit).
T"It is always good to make fun in announcing!"
COMBATSYS: Katana endures Naerose's Darkness Nova.
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Naerose 0/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0 Katana
... It's like one of those dolls. That never stops talking. THAT NEVER. STOPS. WITH THE TALKING.
"Uh.. IT IS CALLED THE SHOGUN THROW FOR IT IS WITH THE SHOGUNS MIGHT THAT YOU ARE THROWN!" He exclaims, bellowing loudly, as Naerose goes on, speaking as she moves to grab his ankle. The Shogun allows himself to be grasped, and it is with pure fail that the Shogun is touched, the chi radiating through him brilliantly.
"GGGHH... THE SHOGUN IS ASSAULTED BY THE WITCH, but it is with her mask and her strength that the Shogun can do nothing more than ENDURE IT, moving forwards, Towards Naerose, WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! The Shogun moves into the assault, allowing the witch to have a feeling of surprise.. AS HE THEN CRASHES THROUGH!"
His hands shoot out, aiming to grasp this witch, and pick her upwards.
"For his arms move outwards, and they attempt to grasp this Naerose.. AND LIFT HER INTO THE AIR!" The Shogun goes to do that as well, aiming to pick up Naerose. "Once he has her... HE SHALL LEAP UPWARDS AND SHOUT!"
And leaping, as he does, Katana pulls Naerose back. "Naerose... HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL!? BUTSUMETSU .. BUSTAAAAAAAR!"
He crashes towards the earth, "The Shogun falls towards the earth, perhaps with a witch in tow ... BUT WHILE HIS GOAL IS TO MAKE A SMALL CRATER WITH HER BODY ... what will the real outcome be!?" He lands.
"Now.. TO NAEROSE!"
The Chi wracks his body, jolting through it, a painful eruption that he still feels after it's gone. Only now does he reflect on it, far after he rode the adrenaline to the assault.
COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits Naerose with Butsumetsu Buster.
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Naerose 1/---====/=======|=======\-------\1 Katana
"Now you- BLARGE!" exclaims the witch-butter-cup, who tottally can't handle being attacked in such a manner while she's trying to talk. Doesn't he know it's rude to interrupt.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like the witch is on trouble, she's hanging out on the ropes, but you know who else did the hanging on the rope, ALI! Yes that boxer dude who has that disease. So clearly the witch is going to win, this is bad news for Katana!"
Naerose demonstrates good unbiased announcing.
"Now see how I did that?" asks the witch, rhetorically, "Now the witch is pulling out one of her broom techniques where she gets into the air and strikes her opponnent in a high speed assault!."
Naerose gets on her broom and tries to drag Katana into the air to drop him while talking, really it's more dramatic then it seems while she's blabbering the whole time.
"Can Katana read this attack and get out of the way, or will he be hit! Stay tuned to find out."
And as way of explanation: "See, you need to give them room for commerical breaks - *INHALE* - Man all this talking is making me diiiiizzzyy." She attacks dizzy. A winged chick with barely any clothes. Or Katana. One of those two.
COMBATSYS: Katana counters Aquila Charge from Naerose with Shiraha Catch.
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Naerose 0/-------/=======|=======\=------\1 Katana
It's as witch-buttercup comes towards the Shogun, that Katana lands, watching the witch through his mask. "What must you say... TO BELIEVE SUCH A THING!? The Shogun is still in the fight.. and so is the witch... but the Shogun .. is not done. NEITHER, however, is the witch!" It's as Naerose crashes towards him, in her high speed assault, that the Shogun worries. He puts it .. ALL ON THE LINE.
"It is now that the Shogun finds himself staring down a foe! A high speed foe.. moving at such quick speeds.. the Shogun does not have a chance!" He speaks, yelling out his actions. But then he shifts. "WAIT what's this!? The Shogun is planning .. ON TAKING IT!?" It is exactly as it is. "The Shogun watches Naerose speed towards him, but he does not flinch.. it is as she reaches him that he reaches out as Naerose reaches... BUT WAIT!" The Shogun's hands slip forwards, about Naerose's, and instead of being grabbed, SHE is the one who is yanked OUT of the air.
"IT IS A REVERSAL! The Shogun neither moves nor is hit.. HE SIMPLY REVERSES THE TERRIBLE ASSAULT! And goes farther into the lead!" He leaps upwards, and once again, power-bombs butter-cup Naerose.
"Is she out, this time, sports fans!? The Shogun is so close to victory, but perhaps Naerose can make a comeback!" He laughs, however. Katana is not very nice.
"... Impossible."
"Ugh, the impossible is always possible, if you believe. And Naerose believes, if there is one thing she does well, it's believing in things.. that probably don't exist!" The witch butter cup makes an attack, charging attack that includes trying to spear Katana on the end of her broomstick, it is afterall, a broom stick with GREAT POWER. Or something.
The attack isn't anything to write home about, but she doesn't say that, instead she says, "Though it looks like a direct attempt to spear her opponent, this witch is doing something amazing, it's the most direct.. " Wel she talks it up
COMBATSYS: Katana interrupts Deep Strike from Naerose with Daimyo Throw.
-* WILD HIT! *-
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=======\====---\1 Katana
As Naerose comes forwards, attempting to spear the Shogun on the broomstick, the Shogun grins, under that mask. "The most direct.. WAY FOR THE SHOGUN TO SUDDENLY COUNTER ATTACK!" And so, KATANA DOES. He barrels towards Naerose as she strikes as hard as she can, and he takes the charge head on, the wooden pole smashing into his massive chest. It pierces the skin almost! And the Shogun is almost tossed backwards, a terrible assault, truly.
But he weathers it. "The Shogun .. is heavily wounded from the assault.. BUT HE RETURNS TO THE ASSAULT AS WELL! His hands grasp Naerose.. as he picks her up, aiming to toss her away! But wait..." The Shogun instead leaps, SPINNING as he goes. "DAIMYOOOOO! THROW!"
After spinning, Naerose is spiked towards the ground, Katana landing as he walks over.
"Is .. IS NAEROSE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!?" The Shogun speaks, "It seems he was too much .. for the buttercupped witch! This could be it.. METRO CITY!"
There is many a boo.
"I'll buy that for a dollar.." Coughs Naerose, then gives some form of non-sensical explanation. This is all in the course of being spiked toward the ground like a football after a successful score. If you don't know what that means, neither does she. Naerose doesn't really watch football. "That.. totally hurt." She comments and then passes out. There is little fanfair considering how much her opponent has to remain standing on, except a chi bomb in the form of uncontrolled blasts of power the witch somehow sends out, looking rather a side effect of losing.
"Sneaky surprise attack at the end of the round!" She manages
COMBATSYS: Naerose can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Katana endures Naerose's End Creation End.
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As Naerose goes on that it hurt, the Shogun looks down at Naerose. "Yes.. The Shogun knows it hurts! Because the Shogun has MADE IT HURT!" He leans down, towards Naerose, and laughs!
Wait what is that.
Oh crap, it is. The Shogun is laughing in the face of a GIANT CHI BOMB, as uncontrolled blasts slam into him, exploding terribly, being launched into the air before crashing into the ground, the Shogun smashing rather hard into the earth as he falls on his rear. "And the Shogun .. WAS STRUCK BY A SURPRISE ASSAULT.... " He manages, coughing. "But he .. he .. YES HE IS.. HE IS RISING!" He bellows, welcoming more boos.
"FOR THE SHOGUN SHALL NEVER FALL!" He laughs, as he stands..
But darn does he look terrible. "AND THAT IS THE END OF THE BATTLE BETWEEN THE TWO!" He yells, "And you, Metro City, SHALL BE MY NEXT VICTORY!" Such a lie. But he laughs, flexing. Oh ramen.. he dreams of you.
His warm embrace of your noodley goodness shall be his.
Log created on 16:21:06 11/16/2008 by Katana, and last modified on 17:33:52 11/24/2008.