Description: When two middle-aged men find themselves alone in a bathhouse, both question the lack of females as they tussle in the semi-nude. Both had been promised a fight with a hot chick, but ended up fighting each other. It was like To Catch A Predator, but with a less-than-illegal ending. And judging by the swim wear, it looks like that there really was fan service for everyone! (Winner: Choi)
Some like it hot, but some sweat when the heat is on. That's what Power Station said, at least. Dan however does not sweat ever, even when he hangs out around the hot springs with his huge as hell Miami Vice sunglasses and his nose sunblocked up with that slick-as-hell lifeguard white triangle. Yeah, that's right, whitenose Hibiki is ready for today's SNF. He'd read the letter a few times, and shook his head each time but he's a sport and since he wasn't specifically told who he was fighting, it might reinvigorate the old boy after the last water-related battle. Fortunately, as he scans around the hot springs he doesn't seem to see any swimmermen, and he doesn't have to wear flippers. Two things in his favor. Ah well.
He decides to lounge on a rock while waiting for his opponent, catch some rays and let his pecs just get super bronzed. Dan Hibiki knows what style is, and if it means hanging around doing absolutely nothing that's a sacrifice he's willing to make. It's almost like 'Big Pimpin' is chirping in the wind, but that couldn't be true could it? Who knows? Nobody, mind your business.
Choi had questioned the man several times over the phone. The first was whether or not he heard him right. Then about whether or not he was dreaming. After the nervous laughter at the other end of the phone, the midget spent the last several hours doing a very happy dance. After all, this was exactly what he wanted. A hot young thing in nothing but a pink towel. Choi wasn't known for his grappling, but he knew that he was going to be wrestling in this fight!
However, he needed something special for the event. Something tasteful, yet suggestive. Sensible, yet sensual. Fashionable, yet more acceptable curled up at the foot of your bed. The Korean thought and thought about this, and finally, came to a brilliant conclusion.
Bursting through the entrance of the bathhouse, the midget barged in, equipped with both his claws and his new one-piece swimsuit. It was tight blue-grey speedo, though the design on it was... something. Imbedded in the front was the three-dimensional visage of an Indian Elephant. Stitched and molded, the most noticeable element was not the ears sticking out, but the trunk. Swinging side to side with every bound, the midget was running by the pool. "BAAAAAABEEEEEE! IT IS TIME TO PL-"
Choi stops, trying to find where all the girls were. Unfortunately, he stopped in a puddle of water. The midget slips, and drops right into the pool, gurgling as he sinks well past the 6 foot mark. He claws at the water, trying to dodge it.
He fails.
Dan blinks three times behind his sunglasses, "...," That sure was a shrill cry he heard. But as he sits up on the rock and looks around, he sees nothing. Well nothing except the bubbles coming up from the hot-spring. "Hmm. Do they normally bubble so much," he shrugs and throws his towel onto the rock behind him as he takes his sunglasses off, "SNF, King of playing me for the Fool, 2008."
Dan's got trunks too, boxer swim trunks. Speedos just ain't for. Well anyon, really. Dang. As Dan gets into water, he doesn't seem to realize. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Choi was not a great swimmer. The claws weren't helping thing, and neither was the panic. Choi was hoping for BABES. Or a babe. FAN SERVICE and all that. Dan, while young, was NOT a babe. He was a dude! But the pink, what about the pink? Dan was a dude! Dudes don't wear pink.
Or do they?
The little feet hit the bottom of the bathhouse, finally. The midget looked through the water, squinting. Somehow, his glasses stayed on. Why? Because he remembered to bring a strap. DUH. In any case, the midget saw a rush of bubbles. And then, legs. MANLY legs of macho goodness.
He grinned, letting loose a stream of bubbles.
He dug his claws into the flooring, and began to pull himself along. Faster and faster he skimmed along the bottom, focusing on the Pink one's calves. The trail of bubbles might be the warning sign, but Choi... he had a cunning scheme. Reaching the trunks, he dives for the knees, attempting to get underneath the master of the Saikyo groove and flip him over for what might be the most brazen use of horseplay ever graced on the Saturday Night screen.
COMBATSYS: Choi has started a fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Dan has joined the fight here.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Dan
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Dan with Quick Throw.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Dan
Is... that an F minor chord sting played by a violin section, "Hey is someone there?" sigh, Dan. Why didn't you bring a flashlight? That would be of course the right thing to do in this situation, a dangerous unseen maniac beneath the waves and you don't have the only means of looking for someone like tha-"WHAT THE!"
Midget has moxie, and Dan has no recourse as he suddenly finds himself flipped and dragged under the surprisingly still waters of the bath house, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa glubbgbtrrbghgrgbgbelg!"
Thinking on his feet, Dan does what anyone would do in this situation. He kicks out at his attacker, kicking his legs with mighty strokes that could fell trees, small houses, some bears, and sweet Harley Davidsons. Yes Dan, kick away from this predator. Kick this predator. Get this creepy midget off of me!
COMBATSYS: Dan successfully hits Choi with Light Kick.
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Choi 0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0 Dan
Choi knocks Dan down. This was a positive thing. Choi positions himself on top of Dan, trying to keep him under. This was also a good thing. Using his claws to push off, the midget surfaces to get a breath. And then, is kicked. Hard.
That was not good.
The midget shoots up out of the water, then right back into the water. That wasn't good. And instead of the water breaking his fall, the floor of the bath did. That wasn't good. He gurgles in the depths for a moment before splashing himself up to an upright position.
It was time for good news.
Trunk shoving the water aside before diving into the depths, the midget forces himself through the water, boiling. "Listen, pretty boy, you aren't a chick, and that means we have a problem. I was promised a babe, and you aren't one. So lets get this done with, FAST." The little man snaps, swiping his claws through the air. With one big hoot, he leaps into the water claws first, and begins to spiral.
Drilling through the water like some human torpedo, he shoots through the surface, propelling by his spinning. Being stuck in the water made things more problematic, though certainly not fatal... yet. But the water at least made a better medium to charge down the pony-tailed master of the bathhouse and dig right into his body.
Suddenly, the fan service elements dawn on the little man.
COMBATSYS: Dan dodges Choi's Houkou Tenkan.
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Choi 0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0 Dan
Dan scratches his head as he resurfaces, listening to Choi, "Uhhhhh yeah. I don't seem as concerned but I was promised a pretty different fight so. I think you might be on the right track little man. But maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan,"
Then he notices Choi doing something super weird, "...Uh," he walks in the water and away from the drill pushing his hands down into the hot springs like little paddles, getting out of the way of that deadly deadly tiny-guy wake, "Calm down with those claws buddy, cutting me up won't bring any ladies. Jeeze how did I get signed up against the Verne Troyers of Freddy Kreugers. Damn!"
Deciding to go on the offensive, Dan puts his hands in the water, and concentrates. It's Gadouken time. The cyan energy ball leaves Saikyo-Thunder's hands and bobs up and down across the surface, slowly heading for Choi. So...very slowly.
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Gadouken.
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Choi 0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0 Dan
Verne Troyers? What is that supposed to mean? The thought enters Choi's mind as he shoots by Dan, whipping up a splashing frenzy all the time. He knew the name Freddy Kreuger, if only because it has been dropped on him all the time. But who was Verne?
While Ernest P. Worrell came to mind, the midget suspected that likable rednecks making ads and wonderfully dumb movies were not what the Korean represented. As he hit the far wall of the bath, the midget spun, kicking back off. As he approached through the water, he noticed the motions. A Hadouken. He knew the motions anywhere. Immediately, he dived, slinking well under the water to evade the nasty attack. Unfortunately, now he had to wade through the water again. Grumbling up a storm of bubbles, he suddenly remembered something.
Verne Troyers.
Mini-Me.
SHORT JOKE.
The midget unleashes a blast of water from the depths of his maw when he rose up from the depths again. After the fountain, came the scream. "SO YOU THINK I'M SHORT?!" Choi burned, blindly slashing over the surface of the water, attempting to overwhelm the boxer-clad battler with a three-hit series of ripping, tearing, and stabbing.
COMBATSYS: Dan fails to interrupt Power Strike from Choi with Kouryuken.
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Choi 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Dan
Dan hehs as he seems to be getting under the little guy's skin. Turning him into a FROTHING MADMAN. As Choi gets close, Dan ducks under the water, and corkscrews his body so tight that it's like a powder-keg waiting to explode, and when it explodes, boy does it ever! Except uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hmm, he didn't really take into account Choi's height. Well, that's a new one for the books.
He sails into the air, spinning, missing Choi's face completely and leaving his legs open to the rampant assault of the little dude. This is not normal. This is not normal indeed. As he gets knocked through the air with a sudden shift of momentum, he lands on his ass in the water, Not too deep at all for him but still. "....Huh. That... Huh."
Dan Hibiki, bewildered.
Choi's height played well for him once again. While Choi secretly wasn't THAT short, his stance presented otherwise. Dan launches up from below the water to above the water, leaving his tender calves open for the rending. Lashing out at the man, he manages to get SOME momentum. But not enough.
As Dan goes down into the water again, Choi snarls. "That's was your BUTT being KICKED. Get used to it, Buddy Boy!" With that, he shoots to close into Dan. Gauging the distance just right, the dwarf jumps from the water, backflipping into a kick. Utilizing a move mastered by both Kim and Guile, the little man tries to drive his flip kick into the chin of the master of hand to hand combat. If not, well, at least he was putting the game above the water instead of below.
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Dan with Hien Zan.
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0 Dan
Dan still on his ass scrambles to get to his feet, and braces himself. Putting up his dukes and placing his feet in a nice stance that should keep him upright as the kick comes in. Little guy's got moves, well Dan's got moves too, right?
Apparently no, Dan can't catch a break, just as he gets his stance all plotted out Choi barrels into his chin and knocks him stumbling backwards.
He rubs his chin with the back of his arm and hmms, "Looks like I'm gonna have to bring my A-Game," and so he does. If things are better when you're in mid-air, then Dan lets out the best thing he can, his body vaulting out of the water like a flying fish, before his left foot spins around his back in a large aerial roundhouse. That's right, it's only one this time. One is all he needs. Abbreviated opponenet? Abbreviated...
"DAN DAN KICK! Y'SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Do it.
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Dankuu Kyaku.
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Choi 0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0 Dan
Choi's kick lands, but the midget just keeps going up in the air. That wasn't the problem. The problem was that Dan was already reacting with an aerial roundhouse kick. Falling back towards earth, Choi watches the kick coming at him, and immediately... flattened his body out. The kick passes under him, and the midget just smirks. "Too slow, buddy boy!"
The midget rotates around, keeping with the momentum of the flip. This was important, since Dan was going to be passing under him very quickly. Positioning himself, the midget lands on the edge of the bathhouse, the trunk of his elephant stretching dangerously. And then, with a light flapping sound, he kicks off into another flip, spinning through the air. He breaks from the spin into a dive, driving his feet down in a rapid cycle of kicks. As he attempted to shoot into Dan's ponytail with a shout to counter the very choi that Dan brought forward.
"HOOOHAAA! HISHOU KYAKUUUU~!"
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Dan with Hishou Kyaku.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\=------\1 Dan
"What the!" how the hell does he move like that, "Hey, Chucky. Stop movin' so fast. You're gonna miss all the ass kickin-OHGOD!"
Those kicks leave their mark, bringing a couple bruises about and making Dan a little punch drunk, "Ohhhhhhh,"
He grumbles, and regains his composure. "It's time to turn this into the right fight. You dememnted little mouseketeer, let me show you my ultimate technique. Like the heavens parting," his hand slides back, cocking itself into position as he walks through the water towards Choi with a slosh slosh slosh in some kind of horse stance, "Hell engulfing the moon," slosh slosh slosh, "SALT AND PEPPER, LIVING IN SIN ULTIMATE STRIKE"
His fist flies forward, twisting as it does, a corkscrew of DYNAMITE in a CAN, "SAIKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Aw yeah
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Kyuukyoku Tenchi Gadou Zuki.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1 Dan
There was telegraphing.
And then, there was Hibiki telegraphing.
Choi dove down at Dan, pumping his legs wildly into the master warrior. Finally, the little man lands back in the water, ending with a splash. Rising back to the surface, the little man rises back up... and watches Dan with a strange look on his face.
"Um, excuse me," Choi began to say, but Dan cut him off with his 'Hell engulfing the moon' line. The midget was getting a little irritated by this monolouging. Was he... was he trying to trick him? Or was he... No, he was actually trying to punch him. The strike launches forward, and Choi, looking surprised, falls backwards into the water.
He lies under there for a few seconds.
Suddenly, the waters churn and boil. From right in front of Dan, the midget was emerging again. However, as the whirlpool swirls around him, it becomes very obvious what he was doing. Spinning like a top, Choi was sticking his claws out and turning into the human waterspout, attempting to catch Dan into the whirling claws of death as he rose up- up- up over the water... and then right back down.
COMBATSYS: Dan dodges Choi's Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1 Dan
Dan's whole body moves into reverse as he suddenly sees Choi springing up like a fountain before him, "......"
Was it all part of Dan's plan? It might have been, but probably not. As Choi begins coming down, Dan began going up. Once again his body corkcrewed, His ponytail sheening in the light as he launched himself up in not one, but two full spins of that rotating uppercut. The people watching on the Jumbotron would take note of his awesomely machine like efficiency at the mighty double-uppercut.
"FIST DON'T FAIL ME NOW! HOO RAH!"
At least maybe he got some marine viewers happy.
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Kouryuken.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\=------\1 Dan
Marines? There are bunch of mostly-naked men dancing around the screen.
Obviously, the naval viewers are the ones enjoying this.
Choi's elephant feel back down to the waters, but there was a problem. Dan was going straight up. That was no good. The midget, sensing nothing but absolute danger, did the only thing he really does most of the time.
Dodge.
Wriggling aside, the midget decided to exploit this moment. Landing before Dan, Choi hits the water with a splash. As he emerges, he simply sticks his claws forward first. He hoots, attempting to let loose a single, rapid slash against the pink-wearing one. "Maybe you should be more loving with your fists, eh, Buddy boy? KYAA KA HAAAAA"
COMBATSYS: Dan endures Choi's Quick Strike.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1 Dan
What goes up, must come down. As Dan spins through the air with the greatest of ease, he notices Choi landing. Crap. He missed. Again. "...What are you a demon?"
As he falls he sees the claws coming at him and shifts his body weight in the air, bringing his arms down to the impact zone, Getting all cut up is bad no matter where it happens, but as his thick arms make the hot springs run red with hot saikyo blood (which incidentally will raise collector value) Dan saves himself from getting seriously injured. Injured is slightly better than seriously injured I'm sure you'll agree.
In retaliation, Dan's foot pushes out towards the midget as he lands, a slow arcing kick that hopefully will be a DECISIVE BLOW in this terrible battle. Watch it fly over el shorto's head.
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Heavy Kick.
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Choi 0/-------/-======|=======\===----\1 Dan
Choi sneers, letting the claws tear Dan 'The Man' a new one. The water was already turning a darker and darker shade of red, which was probably bad.
I guess that made this fight a blood bath!
The midget thought of that as he saw Dan... telegraph another attack. That slow, dramatic kick was not really doing anything for Choi, except to let him sidestep it. He grunts, letting it crash into the water. "Nah, buddy boy. Though from what happened last night, you should call me daddy!" The vile dwarf lets loose a high-pitched squackle, and suddenly dipped low, gurgling with laughter under the water. Again, he attempted to go for Dan's knees. But this time, instead of a simple trip and pin, he was going for something much worse.
A piledriver.
Yes, to use the reduced weight of the bathwater, he was going to try and flip Dan over, and smash his face into the bottom of the pool. It just struck him on whim, and with the showy style of the Saiyko groove... he felt he needed to have some epic moves of his own.
You are rubbing off, Dan.
COMBATSYS: Dan interrupts Strong Throw from Choi with Kouryuu Rekka.
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Choi 1/--=====/=======|=------\-------\0 Dan
Did he just say something about the never present Mama Hibiki? Oh...HELL NAW. Dan's body once again goes into itself, like a tiger storing energy to pounce. And just like a tiger he begins to growl, and also like a tiger, he launches himself into the air, raking his fist all up along Choi's little body from tail to tete. "KOURYUUUUUUUUUUUU REKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
It's like his fist catches on the korean's nose as he drags him skyward, continuing to shout into the air before spinning once, where his other fist comes out to continue the CHAIN OF PAIN. Dan Hibiki, some would call him a superstar. He's a pretty big deal, you might say. The unfortunate side affect? All those cuts sure are sprinkling around blood like there's no tomorrow. Someone with luminol could have a black light disco in this place.
Choi was riding the high life. He insulted Dan personally. And then, he was moving in for an ULTIMATE BLOW. The suplex from heaven. Nothing could go wrong. But then, there was a unforseen consequence to the yo-momma joke.
The super uppercut.
To put this in perspective, Ryu didn't cause this much damage to Choi.
Dan was more lethal to Choi than Ryu.
The midget is shot high up into the air, and smashes hard into the ceiling. While Dan is still letting his magical blood shower all over the bathhouse, the little Korean falls straight for the bat- oh. No. He falls on the EDGE of the bath, then the bath. Oooooo. The midget sort of floats on the water for a moment, before sinking below the blood-soaked waters.
The shower of red suddenly shudders, and... lets see if this can be understood. The blood bleeds out. Yes. The blood bleeds out. The entire bathhouse becomes obscured by a fine red mist, mixing in with the blood. The crimson fog hangs over the water, while in the depths, Choi... struck.
Suddenly, there is a splash. And from the scarlet mists came deep, neon-tinged swipes. One swipe. Two swipes. Three swipes. They were erupting from all around Dan, striking out from the fog. With each blow, the mist faded more and more, until the sixth strike, revealing Choi to be falling towards Dan, claws raised high, ready to cleave the man in twain.
In Twain, I say!
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Dan with Shakushi.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Dan
Dan is waylaid, and while he doesn't get clawed quite in twain, that huge laceration is going to be felt until he can get his hand on Pappy O Daniels' Down Home Southern Style Biscuit Hot Sauce (For men) He falls back into the water, bleeding like. Well a stuck pig. Not that he is but it's what he's bleeding like.
And then he stirs. Standing up in the water, losing blood like a sinking ship, but still standing. Still ready to fight. Steeling himself, he leaps back into the air towards the little fighter. Just one good hit could turn the tide in his favor, This red tide could end up.... a bread tide. As in he'd be rolling in it. All the fame money, for being so famous for beating up on a short guy. That's the bread that was meant. Ah just shut up and watch his cool aerial roundhouses again.
COMBATSYS: Dan has reached second wind!
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Choi 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Dan
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Dankuu Kyaku.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Dan
With the final slash unleashed, Choi had enough of this fight. He sinks back into the water, snickering as Dan sunk into the depths. Yeah, he could have helped him. But where was the fun in that? Besides, Choi thought to himself as he inspected his body, there was a problem. That one blow really... ugh. The midget grimaced, looking at the giant blue sore that was blending in with his elephant. He had been hit by trunks that packed less umph than that.
And then, Dan comes shooting back, unleashing a series of aerial roundhouses... in a really slow, dramatic manner. Choi watched dully as the world warrior shot towards him, and with a small sidestep, by him. The midget sighed, and just jumped out of the water, feet first, trying to catch Dan as he landed with a simple, solid flying kick.
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Dan with Light Kick.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|=======\-------\1 Dan
The Man is taken for a ride, as Choi kicks into his kick. A terrible turn of events to be sure. As they land back in the water, Dan once again gets to his feet with wobbly determination. There is no time for second chances. Except for that one he already got. It looks like a strong wind could knock Dan out and end the fight but he's got the heart of a champion.
His fist goes out, quick as lightning. Punching towards Choi like a certain Sakazaki gentleman. The similarity doesn't end there as he lets out a flurry of punches, all of them punctuated by shouts.
"Hisshou!"
"BURAI! RAI! RAI! RAI! RAI! RAI! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEN Y'SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
But after all of that, does he have the juice to stay loose? Only time will tell.
COMBATSYS: Dan has reached third wind!
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Choi 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Dan
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Hisshou Burai Ken.
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Choi 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Dan
Dan did do something right. After Choi's kick landed, he was sure Dan was going down. But Dan did something dangerous. VERY dangerous.
He became loud.
Choi had seen this stuff with Kim. Even thinking back on it bothered him. And Dan... Dan was becoming more and more loud. The midget squealed, and decided to ditch any pretense of offense. He ducked low into the water like an alligator, and with every punch he shot back, like a squid. He kept falling back, until he felt the wall of the bath hit his back. He planted both feet against the wall, and with a blast of bubbles, shot out from the wall under the water.
He turned sharply underneath, using his claws as a buffer. Digging in quickly, the little man scampered along the bottom again, this time picking up more and more speed. Dan was refusing to go down. He had the same spirit Choi had; the same spirit that Kim infused him with. The little man scowled, digging his feet against the floor.
With a shove, the midget launched him up from the water, claws raised high. As he fell towards Dan, he sneered. "Why don't you just get down, buddy boy!" And with that, he hacked the two down together, attempting to knock Dan out... for good!
COMBATSYS: Dan interrupts Power Strike from Choi with Kyuukyoku Tenchi Gadou Zuki.
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Choi 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Dan
"Yo, little guy." Dan says, as Choi comes in, "Remember that Ultimate technique from before? Well it's back and it's READY FOR VENGEANCE!" His fist shoots out right into the oncoming Bunge, Twisting into the little man's chest as his arm rips through the air fast enough to cause well, ripping noises, "KORE GA SAIKYO-RYUU, Y'SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Ah yes, fans will love that playing to the crowd phase. It sure is the strongest style. You go Dan, ain't no little guy gonna end your parade. You might want to take a nap though damn man!
What? The ultimate technique? But that wasn't, how could he-
Well, Dan just tears right through the midget, launching him into the air. Brutal? Of course. Violent? Need I say more? The little man gets knocked back and into the water, with little else to protect him...
Until, of course, the midget emerges from the water again, a mad gleam overtaking... shades?
"Oh! So that's how this is going to end? Fine. How about this, buddy boy!" Choi rushes through the water, causing more splashing than speed. He howls at the top of his lungs, echoing the entire bathhouse with the sound of his screams. "BOOOOOOOOOUNGE.... PHANTOM....." He begins, winding his claw back as if for a powerful stab...
And then he frontflips, attempting a surprise heel drop right into Dan.
For an anti-climax.
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Dan with Toorima Geri.
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Choi 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Dan
Dan gets hit, and gets hard. With a heel. That's better than a stab at least he's had quite enough of those. It doesn't look like he can survive much more of this. As he wobbles like gelatin, he looks right towards a camera, gaining his last ounce of strength. To the SNK filmcrew he says, "Saikyo.........Never.........Gives.......Up!" And his hand chops out at Choi with the quickest amount of speed he can muster. Dan I hope you know there is no possible way you can come back! Just stay down, man!
COMBATSYS: Dan can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Dan's Quick Punch.
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Choi manages to muster up the last of his strength to unleash the Phantom Heel Kick. Yeah. It is cheap, and it is weird. But it is Choi, darn it. As he staggers in the water, he sees Dan going down with a masterful hand chop... and the the midget squeals, not taking anymore chances. He breaks for a swim, diving for the edge of the pool. Behind him, he hears a splash of the water.
Choi hangs himself over the edge of the bath, gasping for air. He turned around, barely supporting himself, staring out over the water. He knew he was coming back. Dan was going to come back.
The midget just breathed in and out, waiting for the next spirited strike.
And Dan did come back, but not in the way you'd expect. Falling backfirst into the water helped him to unconciously backfloat all the way to the edge of the water. Man he is going to be pruned something fierce when he wakes up. Maybe not though. Saikyo is too strong for pruning
COMBATSYS: Choi has ended the fight here.
Log created on 19:40:51 10/27/2008 by Choi, and last modified on 17:44:54 10/31/2008.