Description: [OOC] Big Birdie says, "However you must know that JESUS CHRIST this is gon hurt" [OOC] Hugo says, "Oh, it will." [OOC] Hugo says, "it will hurt like a sunnovabitch" (DKO)
Awwww yeah! What's that time?
It's breakin' time!
Right up on the massive clock made out of car parts and spinners, Junkyard Jake's Scrapyard has been spiffied up for fighters to do what they do best at. Kick copious amounts of heiny! So instead of trash being every where, now they're all in piles, sifted here and there to make it easier to move, but ultimately make it easier for Rylee to get at.
And now, with towers of junk instead of a simple spread, that all you have to ask for. With the junk in place and the 'WRECKIN' TIEM' clock mispelled just so that everyone gets the point, even with the m almost falling off.
And here comes the first challenger! Large and in charge, black as night and smelling like a rose, Birdie the brawler from Britain comes, being magneticly lifted by his chains onto one of the first towers of trash. And Birdie just lets himself get taken over there and dropped on the top of a massive pile of cars.
"Hehehehe. Where's this guy called Hugo? I gotta see if I can't have some talk with him. I bloody hell bet we'll have some 'words'." Birdie grins a shit eating grin, looking about.
A junkyard to break up? Aw hell yeah. He can already feel it.
There's a low rumble. A huge bus gets thrown across the junkyard. Followed by a car. Then a fridge.
Hugo makes a path for himself, hurling objects onto other junk piles. He is wearing an extremely tight t-shirt that depicts Steven Tyler. He slowly makes his way through the path he made, crushing bits and pieces of metal under his big shoes.
Hugo stops in the middle and very slowly pulls his head up towards Birdie in the sky. He grabs a few cars of his own, simply lifting them into place. He grunts, slowly climbing on top once he is satisfied, turning towards Birdie.
"Das good."
Of all the fights that Rylee Ogden has had a good chunk of them have always been pretty straight forward. Maul her opponents till they don't move and she wins. Then again the last time around it was more about who could hit the hardest between her and two other fighters and the time before that was trying to teach some poor Jewish kid about being a man. At least they didn't expect her to give him the 'Birds and Bees' talk or tell her to hand him a box of condoms. Once again she is thrust into a different roll and this is one she can really get to enjoy. She finally gets to be a Chaos Agent and to top it off she gets to be using everything in this junkyard at her disposal.
That is why the Canadian is standing up high on a pile of cars glancing down at the area where the battle is taking place. She adjusts the ballcap she wears to keep the sun out of her eyes and she lets out a low whistle when she sees both Birdie and Hugo show up. "Shit they are big...." she says under her breath and being rather glad she isn't really in the mix beyond her roll of creating chaos for those two individuals. At least neither look to be the type that would be hurt from having a car dropped on them. In fact Hugo is playing the job of Big Scary German Decorator with a few cars right now. Oh this shall be fun.
Birdie looks right towards Hugo as he enters with a grin. "Hahahaha. Bloodly hell, you're my opponent?" A glint in Birdie's eye is seen. He has not seen a fighter otherwise that could contest his pure strength or pure throwing arms. And Hugo might be one of them. Stradling his pile, Birdie just manages to sift through, making his way to the top.
His eyes do look around, some even to Rylee. "Alright. Lets damn do this." The brawler announces as he stretches out a little, cracking his neck before bending over, shifting his weight forward and looking about the junkyard. Jake might have second thoughts after this.
Then again, Jake might make out like a bandit.
Birdie makes no movements towards Hugo, letting him do whatever he feels like. Birdie thinks he has the advantage. "Hahaha. Alright, well, if you think you can take me one? Come and get it." Birdie snorts.
The bull is ready.
COMBATSYS: Birdie has started a fight here.
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Birdie 0/-------/-------|
Hugo glances briefly at Rylee. He is used to standard wrestling rules. Sure, there's odd objects, but none of this 'chaos agent' thing. But he'll take it in stride. He brings his shaded gaze back to Birdie, staring at him. He is actually thinking for that time. His plan of attack. Hugo's nostrils flare briefly. He may be able to smell fear.
Hugo spreads his arms out for a moment, as if mimicking an old west showdown. He wiggles his fingers for a moment, grasping them. Then Hugo's brow lifts upward, eyes flashing briefly before he moves. With a sudden burst of speed, Hugo throws himself off the tower of cars towards Birdie. He flies forward, arms spread wide out to either side.
Let's see if Birdie can outmeat Hugo.
COMBATSYS: Hugo has joined the fight here.
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Birdie 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Hugo
The way those two are staring down one another Rylee decides perhaps to get the two big boys a moment together to give eachother a hug and ram eachother's heads into piles of junk. Chaos Agent or not she isn't going to just go running in between those two when they are going at it without thinking things through. She doubts either would think twice about putting her through something as well if she got caught up in the heat of battle.
That is why she starts hopping from one pile of cars to the next, preferably away from where those two are moving towards when locking horns just so she doesn't end up on a pile that might get knocked over just yet. Jake was going to allow her to have some 'presents' or at least that was what he called them so she will be sure to use those when the chance comes up to do so.
COMBATSYS: Rylee has joined the fight here.
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Rylee 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Rylee focuses on her next action.
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Rylee 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Birdie Toughs Out Hugo's Body Slam!
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Rylee 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/-----==|
Short answer, yes.
Long answer, it's still to be debated. Birdie watches as Hugo leaps towards Birdie. His large body being driven through the air by the very essence of strength. Just as Birdie is able to leap small distance. But this distance that Hugo moves is something Birdie does not expect. Does not see or hear. It's something he feels.
Hugo thrusts himself off, and Birdie accepts it, thrusting his figure into Hugo's awaiting figure, aimed only for a grip he can grab. A movement he can use against Hugo. And he finds one, albiet a breif one as he comes down.
Birdie takes it, throwing himself against the wall of meat, his own chest meeting Hugo's in a totally not homoerotic moment than would make many sites shut down in the pure manlyness. Birdie's crushed backwards, the towering figure of Hugo breaking down upon him.
But it ain't enough. Birdie thrusts back, adrenaline racing in his blood as he unravels a chain, thrusting it out and about Hugo, wrapping it about as he comes, attempting to get a powerful grasp about him, and there, he'll connect either end. And then? He'll try to thrust him out, aiming to use the chain as leverage, and crash him into a washing machine head first.
"Come on bloke! GET WITH IT!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Hugo with Bandit Chain.
*KNOCKED AWAY*
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Rylee 0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/-======|
One of the girls in the outer seats promptly faints at the sight. It is far too much.
Hugo leaps back, flexing his large fingers as he watches Birdie use... a chain?! Who uses a chain!? Hugo reaches out, grabbing the chain around his arm in return. He holds tight on it, grinning at Birdie for a moment. Until he isn't quite able to hold onto his position. With a massive shift of strength, Hugo is hurled up off the ground and into the washing machine, crushing it under his bulk.
Hugo turns his head about, pushing away with one hand from the washing machine. He is still holding tight on the chain. He squeezes down on the chain and rips backwards, yanking on the chain and snapping it to hurl Birdie across the junk yard and give Hugo a bit of breathing room.
Yeah, good idea to avoid the hell out of those two at first. It allowed Rylee to get a good idea of what was around and now she has started to notice the presents that Jake had left to her disposal for this fight. That is why the Canadian jumps off a pile of cars and disappears for a few long moments as she finds a new toy to use and perhaps actually do some damage with two these big guys.
Birdie and Hugo might be too busy beating the hell out of eachother to hear it, but the spectators certainly hear the loud chugging of something coming to life behind the various junk that lines the fighting area and before too long a bulldozer bursts forth with Rylee behind the controls. She doesn't seem too good at handling it, but she only has to go straight and going straight is bringing her right towards Birdie's path be he holding his ground or flying due to Hugo. So nice of her to be flexible with the situation.
COMBATSYS: Hugo successfully hits Birdie with Quick Throw.
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Rylee 0/-------/-------|=======\-------\0 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/-======|
COMBATSYS: Rylee successfully hits Birdie with Dozer Derby.
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Rylee 0/-------/------=|=======\=------\1 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/-======|
Wuh oh! Double trouble Birdie. Watch the hell out! But Birdie doesn't watch the hell out. Hugo's thrown away, but he's already ready for round two. And Birdie can see that. Throwing himself forward, the large british brawler attempts to bring his hands up to dissuade Hugo's grasp, but is unable. The chain and Birdie tossed away towards the side like an oversized doll. Birdie crashes through barrels and junk as he aims to get back up.
But Birdie is unable. Hugo instead left perfectly fine and dandy as a bulldozer bursts forward, crashing directly into Birdie without a second thought. The larger brit? He ain't doing so well all of a sudden. But that didn't matter. Thrown around even if he's unable to get out of the grinding path, Birdie's just gonna lay down for a bit. You know why? This is all going to fast. Time to get a little breathe. Hehe. Birdie just gets up once more.
"Haha. Damn now that's more like it." Birdie snorts, "Haha."
COMBATSYS: Birdie gains composure.
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Rylee 0/-------/------=|=======\-------\0 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/-======|
However, Hugo NEVER stops. He is like a wrecking train. A murdertrain, if you will. He lets go of the chain finally, taking steps forward. It takes a while to build up momentum. He has to do it slowly. Each step gains more speed.
Soon, Hugo looks like a train. He lets out a primal snarl of strength, holding out both hands. Even his hair starts wooshing back flowing. He lifts his eyebrows as adrenaline pumps through his own veins. He reaches to grab Birdie by the face.
Hey, that pile of cars looks good. Hugo keeps running for that, leaping at the last second to swan dive into the pile.
When Birdie plinks off the dozer the machine actually rattles and comes to a stop from the impact. The force of it was enough to almost knock Rylee free from where she sat as well. "Christ!" she sputters while climbing out of the dozer since it has been stopped and given its placement she can't get much momentum or movement to hit someone with it. That is even if it could take another hit from these fighters. Of course this means they both have a new toy to play with if they so choose to use it.
It isn't too long though that she is able to make it to next implement of destruction that she is allowed to use. Jake is such a nice guy to give her the use of these things because it means she doesn't have to actually try to grab one of these two fighters. Soon there is the sound of somethign else coming to life as black smoke is blown in the air. A new mechanical monstrosity coming to life as a big metallic claw slowly is moved around and decends on Hugo, aimed at the big German to give him a hug.
COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Hugo's Meat Squasher.
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Rylee 0/-------/------=|=======\====---\1 Birdie
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Hugo 0/-------/=======|
Sometimes, you do what you have to. Sometimes, you do what you shouldn't. And Birdie does what he have to have shouldn't not done ever not done done yet he dun done it cause he's cool like that.
All Birdie is missing is the shades.
Hugo comes after him, leaping and aiming for his face. Birdie gives Hugo his face. In all it's glory. His face is grabbed, Birdie thrusting HIS FACE forward towards Hugo's grasping hand. And once HIS FACE is right up in there, Birdie continues to press on like some sort of crazy beast. Even as he's thrown backwards, the pile of cars becoming Birdie's own painful reminder that he isn't entirely invulnerable.
Wait, that's a lie. It's a terrible one at that.
Birdie thrust himself forward, gruinting even as he's swan dived in. And he doesn't just allow Hugo an answer. He gives him one. "Hahahhaha! Bloke you gotta be kidden me! Eaten yo veggitables huh! Hahaha!" Birdie cries, aiming to throw himself forward, moving forward with an esteemed strike, aiming to take Hugo the entire way. THE ENTIRE WAY across. He just keeps truckin'. "EYAAHHHH!"
COMBATSYS: Hugo blocks Rylee's The Claw.
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Rylee 0/-------/-----==|=======\===----\1 Birdie
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Hugo 1/-------/=======|
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Hugo with Bull Horn Final.
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Rylee 0/-------/-----==|=======\======-\1 Birdie
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Hugo 1/----===/=======|
Hugo is dragged. He is pulled back across the junkyard, having to grapple against Birdie to be stabilized. Junk comes across the way, slamming into Hugo's back as he is pushed. It brutally bruises his back, but Hugo won't have any of this claw nonsense. He lifts his hands up, grabbing the claw and grunting as it pinches across his armor. He lets Birdie continue to drag him.
He looks back, seeing the block of Junk behind him. He goes slack, allowing himself to roll backwards. He rolls backwards across the ground, looking up at Birdie. "Twelve liters of beer. Ten pounds of sausage. Ginseng." Hugo continues rolling, throwing Birdie off towards a pile of kitchen appliances.
The claw gets manhandled by Hugo rather easil and yet another piece of equipment ends up being left useless for the time being. It is a good thing Geese will be paying for repairs on all this machinery. Rylee isn't sure she could foot the bill herself since her usual pay isn't always that great. She tsks lightly and slips away from the controls and she has to move on to bigger, better things. That is even if there is anything left for her to use right now.
Oh and it turns out there just happens to be something great to use when she comes across it. Good thing the owner was nice enough to leave papers taped near the controls for all of these devices to give Rylee at least a small idea on how to control it. Her new toy ends up stirring to life and as the giant magnet comes to life as she swings it about by the rope it starts gathering up some bits of debris as well as pulling on Birdie's chain when she directs it up over him in hopes of ensnaring the fighter to swing him about into an old 60's VW van.
COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Rylee's Magnetic Momentum.
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Rylee 0/-------/----===|=======\=======\1 Birdie
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Hugo 1/----===/=======|
COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Medium Throw from Hugo with Bull Revenger.
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Rylee 0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0 Birdie
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Hugo 2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|
Bidie is once more the target of two strikes! Well, that's a new one. No it isn't! He's seen this before! Somewhat. Birdie's treated to what could be the end of his stand in the junkyard. Well, Birdie can do two things. One, he can entirely try to get out of the way and let Rylee and Hugo come down on him. Or, he can use his brilliant intellect to put him in the game.
WHICH DOES HE DO?
Answer: None of the above. Birdie just lets the giant magnet come and grab onto him. The chains are magnatized, coming to life as it swings him around, even swung into an old 60's UW van. There, Birdie kicks off, right into Hugo's awaiting arms, and like George of the jungle, comes down harshly. Swinging right into Hugo's body as he's rolled across the ground. But as he smashes into the kitchen appliances, Birdie thrusts Hugo's head there instead.
And then headbutts him for good measure. Twice.
"Alright bloke, time for a ride you ain't gonna forget!" Birdie cries, wrapping his chain harshly around Hugo's figure, picking him up once more in a terrible feat of strength, and hurling him into the air. Once there, Birdie lets him reach apex. And then pulls, Hugo's body finding the hood of a car.
Birdie pulls again, lifting Hugo up, and then tossing him about, towards the other side this time, aiming for some might call a terrible manuever. Birdie calls it sending Hugo into a tire, and another tire, and ANOTHER TIRE like those cartoons.
Man cartoons are awesome. And Birdie, he needs to friggen sit down. "God damn you're big. Go on a diet or something, shit."
Headbutt one makes Hugo jerk. Headbutt two makes Hugo cough up blood. He plows through the appliances, crushing them into nothing. But the chain flinging hurts the most. Hugo is thrown like a ragdoll, slamming down into car, making it snap in half. To the ground, making a crater. Then through a wall of tires, snagging many around his body and bouncing him into a pile of garbage.
Slowly, the tire encompassed titan shifts through the garbage, stomping forward. He flexes mightily, blood drippling down his lip as the rubber buckles and breaks. Next the chain. Hugo grabs the chain. With a mighty snap, Hugo yanks the chain towards him, dragging Birdie before he starts running forward to intercept him.
Hugo lets go of the chain, grabbing his hands around Birdie tightly and holding him close. He jumps upward, rotating himself in the air. "I drink lots of milk." He rumbles, holding Birdie up high as the mighty leap starts to reach the apex. Then Hugo falls. He brings both arms down, giving out the last of his energy to snap Birdies' back like a twig when he lands.
COMBATSYS: Hugo can no longer fight.
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Rylee 0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0 Birdie
The magnet did it's work and inadvertantly it looks like Rylee actually gives an assist to Birdie in helping him strike that massive German that he is fighting. The magnet dies down when she shuts it off and she can only stare at what Birdie does to Hugo afterwards and in turn what Hugo somehow manages to get up and lunge towards Birdie. These two are some bad hombres and deep down she really wants to try her hand at fighting one of them.....sometime. Definantly not today. Give her a few months to prepare THEN she will consider trying her hand at it.
For now she holds back almost feeling guilty in trying anything else at this point. This is such a gloriously violent fight without her involved that it would be like ruining a work of art if she continued to do anything else. Instead for now the Canadian sits back and just becomes a spectator and a fan as she watches both men fight it out, even cheering them both on. "Yeaaaah, beat some ass!"
COMBATSYS: Hugo successfully hits Birdie with Gigas Breaker.
*KNOCKED AWAY*
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Rylee 0/-------/----===|=======\======-\1 Birdie
Birdie takes Hugo down. Oh does he take Hugo down.
But in turn, he makes him stronger than he could ever have imagined! Birdie's grabbed a hold of. Birdie finds that, as he's grasped, well, he's not getting out. Birdie isn't out in time, Hugo grasping and just yanking him into the air and then Birdie is just CRUSHED under the weight. Hell, Birdie had put up a hell of a fight but there are just things that you can't really deal with. Like your back getting cracked like that. And he's sure that Hugo ain't a practiced chiropracter.
"The bloody hell..." Birdie spits, "The fuck was that?" Birdie just lays back and sits down for now. If he could even sit up that is. Laying down comes to mind however. "Haw.... hahaha.... well I guess there ain't no winners! We all be... hurting. Hah." Birdie snorts, bloody and broken. And well, he just sort of lays there. It's none too happy a picture.
COMBATSYS: Birdie takes no action.
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Rylee 0/-------/----===|
COMBATSYS: Birdie can no longer fight.
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Rylee 0/-------/----===|
The titan has nothing more to say! He can't well up the energy to snark back, he is simply face down in the dirt, wheezing slowly. He is going to need a lot of beer. And some recuperation. And more beer.
The crowd is rather silent for a few long moments as people wonder if either of the big men are going to get up. Given the amount of punishment each took there is no surprise when the match is declared a draw and the fans gathered start to applaud both fighters. Rylee stands up as well and claps her hands as well. Both fighters deserve the applause and she makes a mental note to perhaps ask that Hugo fellow about some training one day. Probably a day when she is doesn't care if all her bones in her body are broken by a single punch from that behemoth. And thus ends a real slobberknocker of a fight for SNF.
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Log created on 20:20:33 10/06/2008 by Rylee, and last modified on 16:42:47 10/07/2008.