Description: What a wonderful day for a paraaaadddeeee! What could be better than a thug and a pervert to fight a daaaammmeeee! And with Marmaduke's float being impossible to stop, what is the reason for his strong chin?! DISCLAIMER, A LOT OF THINGS HAPPEN. < Winner: Chun-Li >
With anticipation and excitement in the air, the day's events are ready and close to kicking off in full-swing. Balloons dot the Times Square skyline, massive replicas of well-loved cartoon figures and icons from years past hovering like giant guardians over the millions gathered below. Police and parade officials have long since lined off the streets, blocking and preventing pedestrian and vehicular traffic from getting in the way of the Freedom Parade.
More importantly, ambulances have been called in for safety measures. Why? Well, it's certainly less a concern the bystanders will get hurt. Instead, the gathered medical crews are here for the scheduled fighters, who have been assigned a most precarious battleground:
Atop the floats themselves.
Camera crew have been staged below, while the majority of the battle is to be filmed by helicopters circling the line of floats. And currently standing atop Garfield is none other than the World's Strongest Woman, Chun-Li.
Clad in her usual blue qipao attire, the woman waits patiently with her hands on her hips, and most importantly, a big bright smile. Though her scheduled opponents are considered criminals (though it is possible one could argue Choi is a reformed criminal) she doesn't dare spoil the mood of the parade with vigilantism. There's a time and place for everything, of course.
For now, she waits still, watching occasionally the skyline and the floats silently sway over Times Square.
Choi is as much a reformed criminal as E. Honda is a spokesman for the Atkins. Technically, he is assigned to Jiro to 'control him.' Mostly, he was punched whenever he did something perverted to Jiro's girlfriend. It was kinda like a little brother/big brother relationship. Except Jiro was the one who was whiny, emotional, and ended up wearing diapers most of the time.
In any case, the little man was positioned uneasily on the Mickey Mouse behind the Garfield, grimacing at the cat and her lady. He had fought with Chun-Li before in a similar setting. Needless to say, the conditions were, lack of a better word, terrible. Elepwned is the best way to describe it. Naturally, he was staring at her legs, but there was something outside the arousal of his tiny man-bits. There was fear. And not the kind of fear you pay $280 dollars an hour for.
Gingerly adjusting his gloves on, he looks over towards his partner. Birdie. He remembered the big oaf. It was a bar. He was being a jerk. Somehow. So Birdie started the fight. And Birdie turned his face into a cheeseburger. The little man flinched. Maybe he would need to take out both fighters to survive this match. A line of sweat conjugated at his brow. This was going to be quite the fight.
Birdie's the name, brawlings the game! That is why Birdie is on a POPEYE FLOAT.
Raised high above if only so Birdie could jump onto Chun Li's float without having to completely break the laws of gravity, the british brawler is positioned up, on the tippy top of the boat float, on the control deck. There, Birdie just looks towards Chun-Li. And he chuckles a little.
Fighting on floats? That's kind of amusing, you have to give Geese credit he definitely has style, but having to fight against ChunLi and... wait is that who he thinks it is? Hah. Birdie just hopes he's as annoying to ChunLi as he is to Birdie.
Well, time to get it started, Birdie thinks, looking about in his usual thuggish appeal, hefting his body entirely up as he looks over towards ChunLi. And then takes a deep breath.
"Oi! You there, you! Yes you, chick-a-dee! I ain't gonna call you thunder thighs but still, if you think you can hurt me I have to tell you you'd best be just giving up now. Don't want you to strain yourself, right? Hehehe." Birdie announces.
THERE'S THAT SHIT EATING GRIN. Oh it's marvelous. TING.
With the three fighters gathered on three separate floats, it's bound to make for entertaining television.
Still standing on her float, the Chinese fighter shifts her gaze about. There's Choi, looking quite uneasy--so much so the woman feels almost a little sorry for the guy. And then there's the massive Birdie, positioned high on Popeye's boat with a huge, toothy grin shot her way. At first the woman looks a little confused. What's so funny, she wonders. And then Birdie opens his mouth.
Listening as the British thug gloats, the woman's reaction is anything but mean or scathing; quite the contrary. As he quips jabs she just grins, shaking her head lightly as she exhales before lifting her gaze to rest upon the thug.
"Well, you're so awfully polite! But I'm afraid I can't give up on a fight like this. It's good exercise, after all! I'll try not to hurt you two too much, but I can't make any promises!" That shit-eating grin of Birdie's is simply met with a friendly--too friendly--smile.
A sharp horn pierces the air, signaling the parade's beginning--and the start of the SNF. Below, crowds roar with cheer as the floats begin lumbering forward on their strings, giving Chun-Li's Garfield an unpleasant jerk. Wobbling slightly, the woman maintains balance before she sighs lightly and grins.
"Guess that's our cue."
Scrambling across the top of Garfield's bulbous head, Chun-Li leaps up and hops onto the boat-shaped Popeye float, greeting Birdie with a broad smile. Without a word one the woman leaps into the air and lands--on her hands into a handstand. A split-second later a powerful leg cuts downwards, a vicious downward strike with her heel aimed for his body as she lands proper. "HIYA!"
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li has started a fight here on the left meter side.
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COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here on the right meter side.
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COMBATSYS: Choi has joined the fight here.
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Choi shakes his head at Birdie's audacity. Seriously, where did this guy get it from. Choi mulled for a moment, and realized that he was a thug. And a damn good one at that. Balancing himself on the Mouse, he leaned on the ear, roughly equal to the other two. He turned back and forth towards the pair, trying to figure out where this stand down would lead. Then the horn sounds.
Choi immediately throws himself flat, careful not to rend the float a fresh new cut. Expecting Chun-Li to nail him- and not in the good way- the little man prepares to escape the float quickly. But the need doesn't arise. Instead, Legs goes after the British brute. The little man adjusts his glasses with the base of his hand. Instead of leaping into the fray, the coward of a man decides to hold back and figure out something smart to do. Something smart involving his claws, and all these floats.
But mostly to get a great view of the bouncy Chinese lady.
COMBATSYS: Choi focuses on his next action.
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COMBATSYS: Birdie endures Chun-Li's Sen'en Shuu.
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Birdie finds himself leaped at. Leaped at with POWERFUL LEGS. Hell he almost falls when the rides start to get moving, but as he looks up towards Chun-Li, taking so long to look around the ground, himself and the MOVING FLOATS that begins to quickly make sure that Birdie is going to have to be throwing himself around, or at least trying not to puke.
BUT THEN AGAIN. LEGS. And Chun-Li taunting!
"Well uh... heh! Yeah, yeah I like that." Birdie announces with a grunt, throwing himself directly towards her upside down handstand kick, her heel cutting into his figure as he moves towards here, even through the beating legs. Be sure that they definitely hurt.
But even as they hurt, Birdie's abs are as powerful as steel! But they look like night! New super metal?!
Grunting on through, Birdie rushes forward, head down directly in, riding her legs INWARDS. "Let's see how well you can do that after this!" Birdie snarls. BULL CHARGE BULL CHARGE GET OUTTA DA WAY.
COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Chun-Li with Bull Horn.
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For now, it would seem that Choi is safe, forgotten by the woman in favor of the burly Mohawk-sporting thug on Popeye's boat. Exercising considerable grace and speed, the woman leaps and lands, her leg swinging downward, meant to leave a mark on poor Birdie's massive chest. Success! Right..?
Landing in a split, the woman leans to the side and whips her legs around, spinning her body atop the balloon float before she hops to her feet. And just as she's on them, Birdie executes a seeming inconceivable strike, driving that odd hair of his straight into her body. The two connect, and despite her attempts to throw up a suitable defense, the attack lands. As result, Chun-Li yelps softly as she's momentarily sent skidding backwards, her body crashing into the bow of Popeye's boat.
"Ugh," Peeling herself off the balloon, the woman takes a moment to collect her wits before lightly shaking her head, shrugging off the haziness. Smiling softly, she offers the British man a light, almost helpless shrug in response to his chiding. "It's a start?" she teases.
With Choi still holding back, there's only one thing left for the Chinese Tai Chi fighter to do: keep kicking the thug. So with a light 'hup' the woman sprints forward, narrowing the gap between the two. A foot away she doesn't strike; instead, her body leaps upwards, twirling gracefully as a surge of soft, blue-violet chi ripples down her leg. At the apex of her strike, however, the Tai Chi Mistress suddenly whips her body in an 'upright' position as her leg shoots out. Driving her body downwards, that chi energy lances across her long leg and outwards, just as her powerful leg strikes at Birdie, to meet with his body with a slam of muscle, bone and chi. "YAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Tensei Ranka from Chun-Li with Murderer Chain.
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Birdie just takes a hold of what Chun-Li feels like when he just drives his gougingly powerful hair directly into her body. And even as she begins to throw herself forcefully off the boat and getting back up after the assault, Birdie just stands with a grin. "Hehehehe. Always the same thing!" Birdie announces before Chun-Li just powers back.
And she certainly does. Chun-Li kicks the thug's ass. The blue-violet chi that rips out from the one, powerful strike of everything combined. Birdie just watches.
And he's none too happy. "Aw hell, lady..." Birdie snorts, the kick ripping into his chest as he's sent back, to the side of the Popeye boat, driven off the edge and right onto the Marmaduke boat! He's hurting, his chest is killing him, but Chun-Li has other problems to worry about. BIRDIE GOTTA HOLD, tied her leg up with chain he did.
"My turn, chick-a-dee!" Birdie cries, lifting the experienced Tai Chi fighter into the air, and whipping her forward pulling harshly down, aimed down towards the Popeye boat, simply trying to break it with Chun-Li's body!
"Damn you hit hard. Bugger." Birdie spits. He spits blood, bending over even.
Choi glares out at the strike unleashed by the pair of legs. And then, Birdie just... eats it. The Korean doesn't keep following his British teammate, though. He focuses on Chun-Li. As she heads into a split, the little man takes a few awkward steps back, and crouches over. Once Birdie follows through with his charge, the little man launches from a running start through the air in tandem.
Whirling through the air, the Korean grabs the Popeye string holding down the float. The little man hurls his weight into the Garfield head, and bounces straight up through the air, tight in a ball. With a howl of laughter, he lands with another bounce on the boat float. Unfortunately, Birdie had just finished breaking through Chun-Li's power kick... and hurling her to the ground. Well, when a girl is sprawled out on the ground, you know what old Choi does. Letting his tongue run free from his mouth, the little man leaps through the air like a Gummi Bear. Spreading his claws (and legs) wide open, the little man falls down on the Chinese lady, hoping to rends his claws right over her breasts.
It is romantic, in a Hostel sort of way.
COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Chun-Li with Power Strike.
- CRAZY Hit! -
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Just as her chi-laden foot strikes down on top of the float, something is without a doubt amiss. But before she can do anything about it, Birdie's yanking the chain as hard as he can, the very gesture enough to cause her pain, another light yelp escaping her lips as she's forced high into the air. But what goes up must come down, and by Birdie's discretion the woman does, in fact, come down, landing on the top of the balloon with surprising pain.
Coughing violently, the woman issues a light groan as she pulls herself up, a hand gingerly rubbing at her aching back before it softly massages her leg. "And you're n-no slouch yourself," the woman replies, shooting the thug a suspicious look. That hurt more than she'd like to admit. Damn.
The woman offers a smile regardless, shrugging off the pain as she inhales. But just as she begins to move forward, a loud laugh cracks from behind her, causing the woman to whip around and look with a stunned expression at Choi. "Wha--!?"
Claws rake across the woman's chest, the fine silk fabrics of her qipao cut as Choi slashes at them without honor or humility. It causes the woman not only pain, evident by the wince that appears, but embarrassment as well, her almond-brown eyes going wide as saucers as her face turns red. Carefully, one arm tries to pin her fabrics somewhat in place.
"You...animal!" she cries, before she spins around on one foot, attempting to bean Choi across the face with her other leg as it spins around. "YAA!"
Birdie just watches as Chun-Li lands, she's attacked by a rabid Choi. Breasts and all! Birdie just blinks, looking towards him, then her, and then just snorting. "What the hell is that, bloke." Birdie sneers, "Can't ya just leave it in the bedroom? You gotta bloody filthy up the television now huh." Birdie grunts as he shakes his head.
Just contemplating what to do when Chun-Li looks towards Choi, Birdie makes a plan. One that just cannot fail. He grabs ahold of the squiggily line that is Maramaduke's ear and pulls on it, pulling himself backwards before hurling himself straight forward towards Chun-Li, attempting to rocket onto Chun-Li FEET FIRST.
rBy which we mean feet first. BOTH OF THEM.
Hopefully Marmaduke's car had flipped. Even then you couldn't tell which way marmaduke was facing anyways! Nothing changed. AT ALL. "Hey! HEY! WATCH OUT UP HERE!" Birdie leaps! AND FALLS with two powerful boots!
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li successfully hits Choi with Light Kick.
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And the Choi took his hand, and the good Korean said:
*LET THERE BE NIPPLES*
And so there were nipples.
And the Choi looked at what he made, and Lo: It was good.
But the Chun-Li did not love the liberation of her mammaries, and struck out at the Korean. The little man, enamoured in the float parade rolling down THIS track, reacted far too slow. The foot whipped around, smashing the little man into the float. The good news is that the Korean is well out of the way for Birdie to follow through. The bad news is that Choi's landing on the Float is quickly replied with a long, slow hiss.
The little man recovers, drawing his blades out from the Float. Damn. This was what he was worried about. While the gash isn't immediately fatal, the floor already begins to give way. Watching Birdie drive down, the little man shakes his head. He hustles across the mire of rubber and fabric, leaping away at the last moment. Naturally, the rules stated that he would lose if he hit the ground. Of course, the same could be said about Chun Li. Charging forward in a sudden burst of speed, he front flips, bringing his head down overhead into Chun-Li, hoping to not only stun her... but use her to jump off to the next Float.
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Birdie's Strong Kick.
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COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Chun-Li with Toorima Geri.
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Flustered and agitated by Choi's boldness, Chun-Li does what any woman with scruples would do: she kicks the crud out of the poor Korean. The result? Priceless.
Still blushing profusely, Chun-Li shakes her head and frowns at the claw-wielding man as he's sent flying back, hitting the float at the opposite end. Exhaling loudly, the woman maintains her grip, her arm pinning over the lashes on her garment's front. "What a pervert," the woman grouses, her eyes sliding back onto Birdie as he begins to plod forward with his large, bulky frame. And then he jumps. It's a scary sight..!
One Chun-Li fortunately does not have to deal with. Whipping sharply to the side, the woman narrowly avoids having her face smashed in. But just when she believed she was out of the red and into the green, Choi comes BURSTING along, crashing into the Tai Chi Mistress head-first. While it doesn't hurt like the dickens, it's enough to briefly stun and disorient the woman, drawing a low grunt from her throat.
"I'm not finished with you!" the woman cries, leaving Birdie behind as she leaps off the float and onto Garfield, giving chase. Halfway the Tai Chi Mistress pushes down on the float and leaps forwards, attempting to apex just high enough to kick Choi clean in the back of his head- -while pinning her poor qipao top into place.
Birdie lands. WHUMP. No one! No Choi! No Chun-li! Just the damn balloon! Even with Chun-Li rolling about and out of the way, having to deal with BURSTING CHOI'S, Birdie has to wonder. What the hell could he really do here and now. Huh? And then he gets a grea idea. He's gonna continue to power himself towards Chun-Li. Sooner or later, SOONER OR LATER.
POW.
And Chun-Li will fly! But right now? Birdie's gonna JET. If only because Chun-Li is moving towards Choi. Ad if anything. Choi is rediculously fast. So having to run after Choi and Chun-Li, well, Birdie's going to need water soon. Hell Birdie's going to need BEER SOON. LOTS AND LOTS OF IT.
So screw following them. Looking towards the ship, Birdie just looks around at what to grab. What to grab. So Birdie grabs the Popeye BARREL, and tosses it. IT'S FULL OF SPINICH. EAT UP.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE I'M NOT CHASING YOU UP THERE, bloody hell!"
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Chun-Li's Medium Kick.
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Choi was jumping ship. Chun-Li was jumping Choi. But Charlie. Well. Charlie was staying with the ship for now, it seemed. The Korean began to dread the karmic implications of the Brit abandoning him to fight Legs on the lasagna cat. As Chun-Li peaks above Choi, the little man weaves hard, bending like a noodle. His poor form pays off, letting Chun-Li's leg whiff. And with her foot passing by, the Korean gets a sick grin sprawled across his face.
When Choi hits the floating cat, he immediately rebounds. Trying to catch Chun-Li off-balanced with her kick, the little man spikes up in a spin. Leg stuck right out, he aims not for her jaw, no. He aims for her concealing arm, hoping to bruise it, harm it, somehow disable it...
Freeing her Bobble Brothers from here oppressive palms.
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Birdie's Large Thrown Object.
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COMBATSYS: Chun-Li parries Choi's Hien Zan!
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Pursuing the tiny Korean, Chun-Li is positively determined to make the man pay for his actions prior. Leaping off the Popeye float and otherwise abandoning poor Birdie to his lonesome, the Chinese fighter gives considerable chase before she attempts to leap and kick the short man in the back of his head. Unfortunately, he avoids her strike; instead, that booted foot bites empty air.
Moments after, however, Choi is on the move. Attempting to catch a glimpse of her poor chest, the woman responds by snapping an arm out, her hand colliding into Choi's wrist to redirect his grubby little perv hands. And then it comes, the horrendous bellow from the Birdie above.
From over the float comes a large barrel, sailing helplessly right for the Chinese woman. Frowning deeply, she crouches low and springs upwards and back, landing just out of harm's way. The barrel hits the top of Garfield's head and bounces back up before it rolls off the side, to crash on the streets below.
"HEY!" the woman calls, glaring up at Birdie. "Someone could have been hurt down there, you know!"
Making do with what limited arm movement she has at her disposal, Chun-Li extends her free arm out, her palm open wide as she inhales deeply. Focusing on her breathing, the woman's open palm springs to life with blue and white chi energy, slowly growing in size as she continues her breathing. And once it has reached a reasonable size, the Chinese fighter snaps her eyes open wide and thrusts her palm forward sharply with a loud "KYA!" From her palm the sphere of blue and white energy flies, sailing swiftly for Birdie.
If he won't come to them, well..!
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li successfully hits Birdie with Kikouken EX.
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Suddenly. BARREL. And Birdie finds out why throwing barrels is horrible for you. It hurts your back! Screw the guy on the street!
"Yeah?! And what are you going to do about it?!" Birdie calls out towards Chun-Li with a rather teasing sort of way. "You're all the damn way over there, and I'm bloody over here. You gonna come over here and kick me?!" Birdie cries. Oh, he's so smart. He's a god damned Genius. She's going to have to come over here and then. Well, then!
And then there's a fire ball. White chi energy that grows to a beachball that just threatens Birdie's MORALS. Raising his hands, Birdie is just bowled over even before it. He splatters backwards. "What the hell?!" Birdie cries, breathing hard. "A chi ball. Damn every bloke's got one." Birdie announces, breathing heavily as he gets up, just looking at Chun-Li. "Ain't.... done... yet." He manages to make out. "Heh..."
COMBATSYS: Birdie focuses on his next action.
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Don't feel bad, Birdie. Choi doesn't have any chi-balls. He just has Choi-balls!
Speaking of which.
As Chun-Li deflects his horny strike, the little man breaks from his roll in midair. Well. Birdie just ate a serious blast of energy it seemed. However, Chun-Li was distracted by the sex dwarf still in her personal space bubble. Choi had no other option... but to get her attention again.
"Hey, toots! The man wants you to visit him!" He chortled, winding his legs back. "Why don't you give him what he wants..." He begins, before letting loose a double-legged kick towards our heroine's back "... BABE"
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li fails to interrupt Light Kick from Choi with Tenshou Kyaku EX.
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Watches as the burst of chi crashes painfully into Birdie, the woman can't help herself. Lifting a foot and raising her free hand, she shoots him a helpless-looking grin and cries, "Sooorry 'bout that!" It was a bit liberating, that. Now, if only she can deal with the tiny, bouncy Choi Bounge, she'll be golden!
Her smile all but drops off her face as she turns her head to regard Choi as he comes in, eyes narrowing dangerously as he calls her toots. She turns midway, attempting to intercept his incoming strike with a particularly nasty rising kick when she realizes something. Her hands are moving, to help her keep balance. And if both are moving, then that means...
"KYAA!" Struck by the kick, she's sent stumbling backwards atop Garfield's head. While she may not have made the attack on her end, at least she still has her dignity. For now.
Opening her eyes wide, the woman turns her attentions onto Choi, looking quite flustered and incredulous as she exclaims, "Why are you such a pervert?!"
And Birdie, slowly getting up, just looks towards Chun-Li as Choi Bounge does what he is best at. Slowly wearing people down while people like Birdie, well, get a grip on the situation you see. So even with Chun-Li's taunting cry, Birdie is just having loads of fun while Choi actually makes her eat those words! If only because she has her dignity to keep!
"Heheh. That's a little teaching there, missy. Don't taunt the birds." Birdie states with a grin, pulling himself up once more, even with Garfield's head now in the way of where she is. He's certain she's there. She doesn't disappear after all. That's for some other people.
Birdie, on the other hand, is just going all out. "Alright! Now it's my turn." Birdie sneers, climbing up and taking out his chain, whipping it about to grab about Garfield's head before he jumps, swings, and busts right through because of his figure. It's okay though, because he just burrows up and out! "Damn you don't wanna know what the hell is in that cat!" Birdie grunts before turning towards Chun-Li.
"Oh, right, sorry! Nothin' personal!" Birdie snorts before firing forward, his hair holding steady while it bites forward, aiming to cut cut cut cut cut cut cut into Chun-Li's figure! Imagine a peck. And then Pecking twice. and then PECK PECK PECK PECK but done by a giant black man with a huge head and chains. IT HURTS DAT MUCH.
That was awesome. Not only does Choi manage to land a solid (if flimsy) blow on Chun-Li, but he managed to get some breasts with them legs. Judging by the grin on Choi's face when he lands, his thoughts are clear. "Why I'm perverted? Babe, same reason why you are just sexy." The Korean unleashes the double finger-pointy-pose, and nods his head. "Aaaaaaaaall natural."
Before the pick up lines became even more tasteless, Birdie explodes on the scene, saving Chun-Li. Unlike the Popeye Float, the Garfield number was going down, fast. Choi looks panicked, but loses it quickly. "Well, babe. I know I like you in the nude..." He begins, winding his body like a top as he hops along side, giving the British brute a clear angle of attack. "But lets see how you are in a latex number, eh Muffin tops?" And with that, he begins to spin, whirling up chunks of Garfield as he charges at Chun-Li from the opposite side as Birdie's assault.
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Choi's Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan.
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COMBATSYS: Chun-Li blocks Birdie's The Birdie MAX.
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"..."
That's all Chun-Li has to say regarding Choi's response, her features flat as she observes the tiny Korean strike his 'sexy' pose. Were she not nearly indecent, maybe she'd laugh. But this is Choi. And Choi is a pervert. And perverts should be punished for their deviant behavior.
While Birdie hops off the float and burrows through the Garfield float, Chun-Li swiftly finds herself becoming the target of two attacks. She eyes Choi, then Birdie...before she sighs. Time to handle this the best she can.
Moving with the fluid and grace of a woman wholly devoted to her art, Chun-Li's body whips elegantly to the side as Choi flies like a top toward her, his claws narrowly missing her flesh, grazing lightly across the side of her silk qipao. Immediately her arms whip up and gracefully fold over her face and chest to protect her from enduring the real bulk of Birdie's fierce onslaught. It pays off. Sort of.
Staggering back and breathing heavy, the woman pins her garments into place as she eyes both fighters. Resolved to do her best, she bites her lip lightly before she suddenly hops into action, leaping at an upwards angle for Birdie. Should she get in close enough she'll hook her elbow around his neck and swing her body around, attempting to grab him from behind before she pulls down hard. "KIYAA!"
COMBATSYS: Birdie fails to interrupt Medium Throw from Chun-Li with Bull Spike.
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COMBATSYS: Birdie can no longer fight.
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Chun-Li 1/-----==/=======|=====--\-------\0 Choi
Birdie just watches as Chun-Li hurl herself about, well, he's sort of amazed. That's a lot she's gotta deal with, and well, she's taking it nicely. "Damn, you're pretty good at this. Here I just thought your giant legs woulda slowed ya down. Guess now." Birdie announces, even when she turns towards Birdie. Birdie just goes right ahead and sort of looks back.
"Huh? What?" Birdie just states as she hurls herself towards him. Leaping towards him, Birdie finds himself grasped and spun about, even as he attempt to hook his head backwards into her by some unholy power.
But she's just too skilled! Bang, Birdie's just hurled instead, and Birdie goes down like a ton of bricks, slumping to the ground tired and breathing heavily. "Oof. Took off too much that I could chew." Birdie snorts, "Whatever. Lil' man do something." And Birdie just sort of lays there for now. Yeah that feels good.
Choi's whirling slows down. Unfortunately, he didn't manage to take out Chun-Li. Worse yet, the float was now rapidly deflating from the loss of air. It was like Garfield, but minus Garfield! As he shakes off the entangled bits of rubber and fabric, he hears a noisy thud. Looking over, he sees Chun-Li... but no Birdie. The Korean puts the pieces together.
With little more warning, the even more little man starts to break into a run. As Garfield sinks down below to cover the car, the Korean suddenly leaps in the air. The Mickey Mouse float was his last bet. Spinning like a football, he attempts to wing Chun-Li on the flyby. After all, he wasn't going to let the girl actually earn a BREAK from the fighting.
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Choi's Houkou Tenkan.
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Chun-Li 1/-----==/=======|=====--\-------\0 Choi
"People usually underestimate me. I'm more than just a pair of legs," the woman easily replies, offering the British thug a smile before she pushes off, a bounce in her step all thanks to the helium keeping Garfield's head afloat. Lunging at Birdie, she snares him and takes the thug down, the impact of his massive bulk causing the entire half of Garfield's head to wobble to one side and concave inwards before regaining its form. Wobbling a bit, Chun-Li makes a point to pin her arm across her chest again.
Because she's alone with Choi now.
Turning to face the Korean man, the woman's smile fades as she gives him a serious expression. Determined to make Choi pay for her humiliations, she observes him keenly, watching as the man defies gravity and flies claws-first at her body. Dropping low, the woman tumbles beneath Choi as he whizzes by overhead, swiftly pushing off Garfield to stand on her feet proper once more. And once she has her footing...she stands there, gasping for a good, solid breath.
Girl needs a breather, you know!
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li gains composure.
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Chun-Li 1/------=/=======|=====--\-------\0 Choi
Choi, on the other hand, hits the float hard. Bouncing up and over quickly, the Korean doesn't believe in breaks or breathers. However, Chun-Li's actions invoke... something else in the little man. He stares at the woman breathing heavily. And what else does the little man do but turn beet red. "W-well, toots. I didn't mean to... ah..." He begins, before adjusting his hat. "... Nevermind."
Trying hard not to listen to Legs's erotic sounds, Choi staggers over to her now sweaty form. Very sweaty. And naked. With breathing. Choi whimpers loudly, picking up speed. "I mean, ugh, knock it off toots! You're turning me on!" He cries, suddenly swiping his claws swiftly at the superior fighter. Maybe she would be taken off-guard by her break?
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Choi's Quick Strike.
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Chun-Li 1/------=/=======|=====--\-------\0 Choi
"What?" Confused, the woman eyes Choi , maintaining distance as she focuses on trying to tune out the pain aching her body. There's still one fighter left in this match, and even though it's relatively even ground, the odds are still stacked against her. But she won't give up--she refuses to give up. Instead, her almond-brown eyes narrow, watching as the tiny Korean adjusts his hat.
And then, rather suddenly he moves, crying out for her to stop doing whatever it is because she's...turning him on? A fierce blush crosses the woman's face, her features seized in a mix of embarrassment and horror as he swipes his claws right at her. With a swift twist and pirouette, Chun-Li narrowly avoids the claws.
"I'm doing nothing of the sort intentionally!" she cries as she drops low into splits on the float, a fist shooting forward to try and clip Choi with a tightly-bound fist. "YAAA!"
COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Chun-Li's Medium Punch.
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Chun-Li 1/------=/=======|=====--\-------\0 Choi
Choi's attempt at a sneak attack failed. His claws feebly swipe at nothing but air... at the moment. "Nothing of the sort?" He begins, following the lady as she forcing herself into the splits. "You're saying that while showing off all your double-jointed wonders, babe?" He sneers.
Of course, then she tries to pound him. Nothing doing. The little man ducks lower than the poor girl's fists. Claws whirring, he moves in uncomfortably close. "I think you actually like old men when they are frisky... toots." He chuckles, raking his claws together in a vicious hug... towards her massive thighs.
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Choi's Power Strike.
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Chun-Li 1/------=/=======|=====--\-------\0 Choi
"I'm n-not showing them off by my own free will! This is YOUR fault, you know!" the Chinese fighter barks in response, her body whipping up from the float before she regains her footing. Frowning deeply, the woman just offers the man an incredulous stare as he speaks. A moment later, however, she's off and at 'em, dropping low in an attempt to strike the man hard. He ducks, avoiding her fist altogether.
A trying fight, indeed.
"I do not!" Chun-Li, still a bit red in the face, no thanks to annoyance AND embarrassment, whips aside as the tiny fighter attempts to rake his claws at her and draw her in for a thigh-hug. Avoiding the grab, she offers a light 'hmph!' before she stands on one leg, the other bent and raised.
"Time to put you to bed, old man!"
The once-crooked leg unfurls, a furious assault of rapid-fire kicks aimed for Choi as she unleashes her strikes over and over and over again, literally hundreds of kicks delivered in under a minute. "YA YA YA!!"
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li successfully hits Choi with Hyakuretsu Kyaku.
Glancing Blow
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Chun-Li 1/-----==/=======|=======\=------\1 Choi
A hundred kicks? Choi may be a dodge-monkey, but mathematically, even he has to mess up some time. After his failure to embrace Chun-Li's pelvis, the little man perks up... only to meet with a flushed-faced lady. "Please. With those big eyes? And all that blushing? Don't lie to your clock, toots. You know that you-"
The little man is cut short, sadly, by the said storm of kicks. The little man weaves and dodges, weaves and dodges. But unfortunately, he just can't avoid them all. The little man takes more to the ribs than he prefers, but he needs to find an opening... he has to find one. He ducks under a trio of kicks, and suddenly backflips. Whipping his leg through the air, he attempts to nail Legs somewhere... ANYWHERE!
Typical Choi desperation, I assure you.
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Choi's Hien Zan.
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Chun-Li 1/-----==/=======|=======\=------\1 Choi
Choi is crazy. That's the only real excuse the Tai Chi Mistress can come up with for his odd behavior.
"I-I'm not lying about anything! What is wrong with you!" she cries, shaking her head lightly before she just lightly grunts, hands pulling into light fists. But it's time to make the man wish he hadn't cut her qipao. And how does she intend on doing it? With a hundred painful kicks, of course!
Lashing out repeatedly, the woman catches the tiny Korean with a few before he avoids the real bulk of her assault. Capitalizing on her moment of weakness, as her leg finishes its vicious assault, he swings into motion, attempting to strike the woman with a kick. But Chun-Li, like Choi, cuts out of harm's way in the nick of time, weaving to the side.
"KYAAAH!"
Ducking low, the woman coils her body before she springs upwards at an angle, attempting to catch Choi in an upward-angled series of repeated kicks, juggling him higher and higher, over and over!
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li successfully hits Choi with Hazan Tenshou Kyaku.
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Chun-Li 0/-------/-------|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2 Choi
As Choi flips through the air, Chun-Li moves into the perfect position: underneath him. Before he can even fall, the first kick lands. Then second. Then third. Choi is caught in a deadly pit of kicks, knocking him helpless through the air. He endures 30 seconds of this suffering, before he gets a brief moment of respite.
As he falls back to the kicks, he suddenly... shudders. His hat falls off. Barely able to see, he explodes in a rush of energy. He seems to disappear from sight. In his place, comes a massive red slash. And another. And another. All trying to cut Chun-Li down in Choi's final gasp...
COMBATSYS: Choi has reached second wind!
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Chun-Li 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 Choi
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li parries Choi's Shakushi!
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Chun-Li 0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0 Choi
...Before reappearing in a barely conscious state, roughly 2 inches away from her covered chest.
COMBATSYS: Choi has left the fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Chun-Li has ended the fight here.
With her strikes successfully connecting, the Tai Chi Mistress was certain she had this fight finished. Surely that was enough to fell Choi and secure her victory in the Saturday Night Fight. Surely it was too much for his old perverted man body to handle, and surely he was out and down for the count.
But like their previous encounter, the Korean keeps on ticking.
Lashing out, the woman's eyes widen as the man vanishes, and in his wake a series of giant swaths of chi sail for her. Narrowing her eyes, Chun-Li--though tired and aching--perseveres, pushing her body to move. A soft glow of blue springs around her hands as the x-shaped energy sails, and just as they dare cut into her does she twist, her chi-infused palms redirecting the energy away and sparing her from harm's way.
But, even after all of that, Choi is still very much capable of fighting. It's almost disheartening, but damned if Chun-Li will give up. Instead, as he reappears so close. ..the woman leaps up over him, somersaulting midair before both feet strike outwards, a double-heeled kick aimed for the back of Choi's cranium. "KI-YAA!"
Curse his old man body!
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li successfully hits Choi with Tenshin Shuu Kyaku EX.
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Chun-Li 0/-------/---====|=======\=------\1 Choi
Choi doesn't initially react to the fact he is within groping distance of Chun-Li. But the nudity factor begins to play. Even as Chun-Li glows, the little man slowly reaches out to the arm of the woman...
And quickly receives a double-kick in the back of the skull.
Choi staggers, still holding himself above the ground. He takes a step to the left. With little warning, he swings his arms blindly around him, flailing about madly. "Booooooooobieeeeees" He grunts, the promise of nipples still dragging him along like some sick puppet.
COMBATSYS: Choi can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Chun-Li dodges Choi's Power Strike.
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Chun-Li 0/-------/---====|
If there's any fairness in the world, Chun-Li secretly prays, let him stay down and out!
Leaping high, the woman barely escapes Choi's lecherous grip, rolling her body head over heels as she leaps out of distance and over his head. Snapping her legs out, both boots collide painfully into the man, staggering the tiny Korean lecher. But, determined not to stay down for good quite yet, those arms of his flail, daring to lash the woman and cause her more public humiliation.
Fortunately, Chun-Li is faster than that. Leaping back--far--she avoids the thrashing man and lands several feet from him, brown eyes wide as she just stares him down. Unbelievable! How did someone as perverted as Choi get permission to fight in Saturday Night Fight!?
Regardless of his allowance or not she sighs, head bowing slightly as she pins her arm fierce against her shredded top. She's been spared SOME humiliation, but it's still embarrassing nonetheless. With hope it will be the first--and last--time it happens.
"Don't do that again," she warns, shooting the man a glare before she huffs, her face still a touch red as she turns away from Choi and makes her way to the nearest edge, to wait for SNF crews to fish all three fighters down. She needs to get a fixed blouse, stat!
COMBATSYS: Chun-Li has ended the fight here.
Log created on 21:03:24 08/25/2008 by Birdie, and last modified on 00:05:44 09/04/2008.