Description: LONG BATTLE. SORE THROATS. SORE FACES. POOR RABBITS. ANGRY PETA. LUNCH. LUNCH. LUNCH. <TIE: DKO!>
"Goood Afternoon fight fans, it's time for another exciting edition of SATURDAY NIGHT FIGHT!" There are some cheers, but for the most part the people who seem to have showed up today seem to be looking for laughs. Even so, undiscouraged the witch dressed in red with a megaphone continues.
"Tonight - I mean today, we have a most exciting match up for you. The first ever SATURDAY NIGHT FIGHT Annoucer off! I will be your commentator, Naerose Delphine, with challenger April! We don't have a last name for this brave young lady, but lets give her a round of applause for challenging so skilled an announcer."
Naerose parades around the make shift ring with a big smile and the sort of glint off her shades that could only be done with the help of anime effects or a really lucky reflection of light. Many question remain however and are whispered on the lips of the various audience members, like
"Wht's with her?"
"How is she gonna fight with that megaphone?"
-And-
"This is crazy."
"So iiiiiin the left Corner, Five foot nine for you Americans, and no one asks a girl her weight, NAEROSE Delphine!"
Some cheers, some snickers.
CHEERS, JEERS, BEERS. All of these three things are normal of every SNF! But today will be different! It will also include screaming of attack names much like in those Japanese Animes! As Naerose continues her tradition of being loud and noticeable, Aprile skips in happily, and with Naerose being the commentator, there's not really much to add to what she says, as Aprile waves to the others.. clad in the doll outfit, lots of blue and red arm guards, along with her backpack as well as her trademark medkit.
She holds a megaphone as well, and switching it on, Aprile smiles to Naerose. "Yes, that's Naerose alright! You can tell because of her upbeat attitude and hunger!" And then she tosses it away. "I think I'll use my normal voice too. That's too difficult! I don't know how you do it!" She says to Naerose, entering the makeshift ring and looking to the Witch of Red!
"Miss Witch... are you ready to fight me!?" Aprile asks, grinning as the wiss begins to walk about the makeshift ring. "Because we're going to need to make this REALLY good for the people at home, and I don't want to disappoint!" Vega, too, will be some of the people.
And with Naerose in the left corner, Aprile is in the right, skipping a bit on the hard floor, the cement nice under her boots. "I'm ready .. Naerose Delphine! Are you ready? THen we can be ready!"
She's gradually moving closer though!
COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Aprile has joined the fight here.
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Naerose 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Aprile
Would Vega really watch this stuff? Well who knows, Vega does, maybe Aprile does, and for someone who was part of the Thailand fighting, on Vega's side, Naenae manages to not even know who Vega is. A good thing his name wasn't mentioned out loud, she would of probably assumed someone said veggie. And then she'd be huungry. Except Aprile did call her hungry, and that was bad enough.
"Oh! We have some pre-fight trash talk, and now we see the two combatants trading insults. . " Naerose lowers the megaphone and starts to mouth stuff at Aprile. She makes no sound. If you could red lips what she would be saying might be,
'Psst pss pssp spspps ppps pss psst.' - Yeah, gibberish.
"Lets see how April response, I give you now to my assistant Sylvester for a closer look at these two."
Naerose brings her bunny out of her hat, sets him on the ground, on a little white leash and then ties the megaphone to his head. Sylvester meannwhile doesn't talk. He just bunny stands there, like a bunny ready to bunny bolt. He then does bunny bolt, reaching the end of the leash (tied to Nae-nae's ankle) and gets chocked back to the ground.
The witch picks up the megaphone, "Wow, that had to hurt. Thank you for that in depth commentary Sylvester. Lets get this battle underway. Ready... FIGHT!" Cries the witch.
It's amazing what one may not know if they try their hardest to be left in the dark! Or, to focus on food instead of other, somewhat important, things. Vega may not know who Naerose is, but Naerose does not know right back. A battle of the unknowns!?
Either way, Aprile sure as heck does. And Naerose is always hungry isn't she? She doesn't know for certain, but something tells her she might be! GASPING at the mouthing. She falls back a bit, and then the bunny comes out at the bunny has the megaphone tied to his head, before he bunny bolts. And he DOES get some words!
"It seems Naerose has intimidated Aprile.. but will that last for long, or will her words be her downfall!? Aprile is determined to show this witch that you never badmouth as such .. and it looks like Naerose is willing to even bring the bunny out to play! A taunt, or clever distraction!?"
"Oh, as the fight is called, Aprile charges in, forwards!" And that's JUST what she does, charging in! Running towards Naerose, the nurse leaps into the air.. and then crashes towards the witch, spinning, legs covered in a glowing red and white psycho energy! "Oh, no, the cannon spike so early!? What will Naerose do!?"
She intends to barrel into Naerose, drill, and then PUNT her away!
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Aprile's Cannon Spike.
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Naerose 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Aprile
"Canon wh?" cries the witch as she struggles with broom, megaphone and fighter cards. She has to dig before finding any information on her official SNF collectables on that attack and when she does find it, it's from Cammy. Meanwhile the sheer number of junk the witch has manages to protect her some from damage, as Arpile hits straight up onto the megaphone into the broom, scattering the cards and depositing the witch on her bottom. She looks around, spots a card and reads it.
"Oh right, cannon spike or cannon spy? you never know with this bad japanese accents." The witch picks herself up and glowers a little at having been hit into the ground.
"Now what will Naerose do?!" the witch says while juggling her stuff, finally managing to get a palm out.
"En Criento!"
A blast of pure energy explodes out of her palm at Aprile.
"Ah! Naerose has opted to defend with her End Creation, her signature move, some have stated it sounds kind of scary and is described as being pure awesome!"
Meanwhile the audience is almost getting into it, except for the small group of PETA who protest the witch's treatment of bunnies.
COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Aprile with End Creation.
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Naerose 0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0 Aprile
And that's when Naerose raises up the megaphone Aprile crashes into the junk and everything, but not Naerose! Troubling. Very troubling! But the doll isn't sure of what is going on as she kicks off. "Cannon spike!" She shoots back, before Naerose suddenly causes a blast of pure energy to explode outwards at her, the doll attempting to bring her arms up, but instead crashing backwards, rolling to a stop.
"Ah, and it seems like Aprile wasn't fast enough to prevent such an assault.. but it's far from over, that's right, because the battle is still young!" The doll says, smiling, blood already beginning to be seen from the energy .. not that it's not a drop or two, and not much at all.
"Will she let such a thing go unpunished.. of course not!" Leaping towards Naerose, Aprile spins in the air, landing perhaps right before her. "And it looks like she's going to try and take care of things now from in close!" Whipping around with an arm, Aprile sends a spinning backfist towards the witch. "Oh, a spinning backfist!?" There's no psycho energy behind it either. Just pure physical force!
"Will the witch get out of the way in time!?"
COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Aprile's Power Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0 Aprile
But how, oh how is Aprile supposed to get past all of that junk that Naenae is carrying? Seriously this is a problem that is going to need to be looked into. Already all of the SNF statisticians on hand(none) begin grinding the numbers of the chances of Aprile getting past that jump as once again she is pushed back and her stuff shifted about. Finally Naerose manages to get her megaphone up.
"Sylvester! Give us a clue on what is happening down there on the floor. It looks like the red witch iss preparing for something. She seems to be getting something out of her hand and.. and... " She brandishes the bunny,
"Chop!" She puts the bunny down to let it run around again and appears to be juggling her broom - no, not awesome skillful juggling like a clown does, - bobbling kind of juggling likee someone about to lose the handle does.
The she just chops it down at Aprile in the most random sort of strike you may of ever seen.
"Go Sylvester, get an exclusive look!"
Naturally bunnies can't talk and this one is just sort of terrified of the witch, so he, or she, runs away, but the leesh prevents far running, meanwhile the Peta people totally start to gather nearer at the chance to possibly liberate one of these tortured rabbits!
COMBATSYS: Aprile interrupts Random Strike from Naerose with Random Strike.
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Naerose 1/------=/=======|====---\-------\0 Aprile
By not waiting of course! Aprile isn't one to just stand back and let things happen, so when NAEROSE raises her megaphone again, then the bunny is brandished.. and then let to be run off, Aprile falling back from the assault once the wall of Naerose stuff interrupts her once again! "Wow, Naerose is really putting on a rock solid defense!" The doll cries, looking on to Naerose, bobbing on her feet, smiling wide as the broom is juggled. "Aprile seems to be ready on her feet as the witch begins to move forwards on the assault! What could she be doing!?"
Grinning still, the nurse looks nice enough, but such things lie, and with Sylvester runs away.. the leash keeping it still nearby, Aprile nearly gets blindsided by the broom juggling as it crashes towards her..
Which makes it easy for Aprile to sling off off that bag she wears, and swings it around and upwards, under the strike as it impacts her, and sending Naerose and the whole kitten caboodle away in something of a wrecking ball like motion!
"OH, and it looks Naerose was a bit slow on the assault! That one look like it hurt! But at least the bunny is alright, right? This fight still isn't certain, that's for sure, but will Naerose come back from such an assault?!"
Aprile winks, giving Naerose a thumbs up.
"Buuut. I guess that's up to you, isn't it?"
Woah, Naenae is totally caught off guard and batted back. Looses her megaphone which goes arcing and spinning through the air with a dramatic flight while Naerose in turn just sort of skids back and rubs at her face while going ,
"oowowowowowow." And then as she recovers herself, now having lost the SNF collectable cards all over the ground, the megaphone starts to chime in.
"One Two Three Four, Hurt Bunnies no More! Five Six Seven Eight, We unite against Bunny Hate." It seems one of the protesters has caught the megaphone and taken over Naerose's duties for a time. Leaving the witch with just one choice. She has to shout.
"And it seems-" the witch cries, "The hurricane force winds are making it.. hard to speak!" There is no wind, only a fury of protests from PETA.
"But this reporter, Naerose Delphine will try to clean things up with a cleaaaaan sweep!"
Naerose swings her broom toward Aprile in an attempt to nail her solidly.
Meanwhilee the bunny who was just almost in range of a snatch from a protester is dragged by the neck along with Naerose as she launches her attack.
Note: What kind of sick people find scenes with bunny abuse amusing anyway?
COMBATSYS: Aprile blocks Naerose's Clean Sweep.
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Naerose 1/------=/=======|=====--\-------\0 Aprile
As Naerose has the megaphone knocked out of her hands, Aprile gasps.. and then THEY get it? Shaking her head, Aprile still keeps a wide smile up. "I would think it's actually those hot air bags! Clearly your bunny is enjoying this .. look at him being dragged along by the neck. I'm sure he's just enjoying this! Just look at him!" She exclaims, nodding.
Clearly Sylvester has the best person ever for his owner.
"As the reporter, Naerose comes in.. Aprile seems to be ready this time!" She makes certain of this, because she's currently being assaulted by a BROOM, the swing being deflected by a wristguard.. even if she can feel it through the thing as well! "Ouch! Now that stung even through the guard!" Aprile exclaims, smiling, not minding the pain at all! There's reasons for that. But as it comes Aprile's time to react, the nurse.. does so!
"With Naerose open .. is this the time where she gets struck!?" Aprile cries, before yelling out. "Maybe she just needs some Peleative care!" The nurse cries, swinging the medkit around, the bag on the other hand, as both leave trails of whitish chi, a red middle, as she swings bother around towards Naerose, in a swirling, spinning, dance of the doll!
"Watch out Mister Bunny, because Naerose might find herself in a tropical storm!" OF PSYCHO ENERGY!
COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Aprile's Peleative Care.
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Naerose 1/------=/=======|=====--\-------\0 Aprile
"Holy snap! I'm totaly not ready for that!" exclaims Naerose and hurries out of the way, more like running away than actually dodging and while she's at it, snatches back her megaphone from the Peta protester.
"Right, so Naerose totally pulls of an amazing evasion and then turns her attention back to the task at hand. Here comes the witch April, are you ready for.. Megastrike!"
Naerose just chucks the megaphone at Aprile. Straight up it arcs through the air toward the doll and meanwhile Nae is lowering herself defensively. Someone makes their best attempts to get their hands on the bunny and the witch exclaims.
"Can Aprile avoid the chance at her fifteen minutes of fame? Cause she totally needs to do something or that megaphone is gonna drill her on the melon.. speaking of melon. This witch could use a snack. " Nae nae starts to look visibly mouth watering.
COMBATSYS: Aprile fails to interrupt Thrown Object from Naerose with 10th Floor Transfer.
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Naerose 1/-----==/=======|======-\-------\0 Aprile
As Naerose hurries out of the way, Aprile is somewhat surprised! Look at that. "I'm ready for anything." She smiles, before Naerose chucks the megaphone towards her, the arc and all bothering, but not entirely too difficult to notice. And that's about when she tries to crash towards it.
"And Aprile attempts to take advantage of this, crashing forwards and-" Then suddenly being beamed with it in the head, crashing backwards to the ground, and collapsing onto her back.
She just stares upwards for a bit.
"Well it looks like APrile was unable to break through Naerose's master guard, and is currently at her mercy!? What will she do now!?" She exclaims, slowly getting up on her feet. "Is she already on the ropes so early!?"
Bleeding, actually somewhat badly now, the smile doesn't change. It might look downright creepy now.
Naerose is the king of the creepy smile, she gives a V sign and is smiling right back at Aprile, it seems, not at all creeped out or anything. But the fight must go on, especially considering that Naerose was hungry, really hungry and getting hungrier. She spent most of her time thinking about food, what she would eat, when, where. She dreamed about it. She was hungry the moment she was done eating. To her, she was a junkie and food was her drug. While smiling at Aprile the fact was clear, in order to get something to eat this fight must end. Aprile was standing between Naerose and lunch.
"A sneaky surprise attack causes April to fall back and it has this announcer wondering, Where are the ninja turtles?"
Meanwhile the witch moves in closer, her smile never falters, she brings up her broom and tries to make a poke strike with it.
"Naerose continues her assault, further pushing April toward her limits!"
COMBATSYS: Aprile dodges Naerose's Medium Strike.
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Naerose 1/-----==/=======|=====--\-------\0 Aprile
Wow. CREEPY SMILE OFF. As Aprile smile RIGHT BACK at Naerose, who is smiling at her.. well. "It seems they're just smiling at each other.. is this a sign of things to come?!" Aprile asks, smiling back.. before Naerose thinks more about food.. and yes, Aprile stands before Naerose and lunch.
But it is a battle that must happen, in order for the sacred act of lunching to be achieved. And she will stand in the way. "This announcer wonders where the ninja turtles could ever be in such a place.. would they not be in New York?" She responds back, pointing to Naerose.. and as she brings the broom to make a poke strike, Aprile dives to the side, hands catching and pushing her up to flip into the air, before landing...
AND THEN!? Raising her hands, the nurse begins to call into existence forces that she can control and shape! "And this is it .. Aprile begins to bring force energy from her glorious master!" The psycho energy glow red about her, with a white outline on the edges, spreading outwards slowly.
It's almost shining!
COMBATSYS: Aprile gathers her will.
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Naerose 1/-----==/=======|=======\=------\1 Aprile
Honestly, Nae was not expecting that and it registers, not on her face, which continues to smile. Smiles big. But her voice, which exclaims,
"SHOCKU!" She strikes a crazy pose too.
"April-April surprises the witch with her attempt at pacificifity. She's trying to pretty her way out of this commentator commentate off." Does Naerose even realize she's in a fight?
"What is a witch to do when in this circimstance?" Asks Naerose while letting Aprile charge up a bit more, "Well it looks like Naerose is finally going to attack, she's whiping her sleeves around and sending out what appears to be one of her default confusion actions, the Sagitta minor!"
The red witch sends her sleeve in a slashing motion through the air and a bunch of darts of chi goes shooting through the air at Aprile while the witch leaps farther back from the assumed impending assault.
"Sagitta Minor!" cries the witch and then adds by way of commentary,
"A primarily defensive tactic, usually used when Naerose is feeling a little too hungry to continue.." She begins to eye Sylvester whom seems to sense the danger and shivers on the ground. Meanwhile the PETA people are LIVID.
COMBATSYS: Aprile blocks Naerose's Sagitta Minor.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=======\=------\1 Aprile
"What is a witch to do, that's a good idea! As Naerose assaults Aprile, there's nothing she CAN do! So instead, Aprile attempts to weather the storm!" And so she does, gauntlets coming up, the bands sucking in the blast of chi as the darts impact, sizzling through the guards and straight to Aprile's hands. "Ouch! It looks like even if it got stopped, Aprile is paying for that!" And boy is she! But as the red witch is up, so so is she!
But with the projectile causing her to slide back, and the chi darts having burned her hands badly.. there's only one thing TO do! And that's take care of it. "It looks like Aprile is hanging back again!" She announces, the nurse setting the medkit on the ground down as the witch eyes her bunny.
"She's putting that medical knowledge to work, as she gets out the box and begins to slide more than a bit of gauze on those wounds, and take care of them as well!" With medical TAPE! And as her hands, and a few others parts are covered rather quickly, she kicks back to the ground, a click with the end of the work.
"It might cause a turn around too .. but who can tell! It's already neck and neck!" Smiling back, Aprile looks at the poor bunny.
"Does Naerose .. plan on eating her constant companion!? .. That's horrible you know." She comments. Poor bunny. "But if necessary, the fittest survive!"
"She's .. " Naerose tries to describe what is going on but then just gives up,
"She's a mummy!" the witch starts to laugh and then tears well up in her eyes and her face reddens and she shakes her head trying to get the hilarity out of her but fails and then finally makes her way toward Aprile.
"Totally when April tries to dress up for Halloween and the holiday doesn't come as expected there is only one thing that can possibly happen. She can meet the greatest attack of awesome, for a second time, in a single match, witnesss Naerose' End Creation!"
Really if doing the same trick twice wasn't dangerous enough, there was the fact that yes, she did do the same attack twice and announced that she was doing the same attack twice BEFORE DOING THE ATTACK. From a mile away Aprile will totally see the palm up, pointed at her and the energy before it is released in a big explosion of power. Afterwhich she'll comment, orr during,
"Oh he's totally my emergency food source. I saw it on Tv once and I thought, great idea, Sylvester totally never spoils!"
COMBATSYS: Aprile successfully hits Aprile with Cut And Paste.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=======\=------\1 Aprile
COMBATSYS: Aprile fails to interrupt End Creation from Naerose with 10th Floor Transfer.
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Naerose 1/---====/=======|=======\==-----\1 Aprile
And then as Aprile finishes it, it doesn't seem to work! Her bandages rip off as the same attack happens again, the palm rising as a larger explosion of power! And Aprile runs at it again, only to be tossed back once more. She's bleeding, once more, and the wounds are fresh. Once more!
"Ouch. And it looks like Aprile can't get a break!" She exclaims, shaking herself off and getting to the ground, "Because the trick she's usually so good about has happened to fail both times.. it looks like Naerose might really be the victor this time!" She exclaims, a bit burnt.
"Oh so you like the meat fresh. Maybe we can share him now! So do you want to bite off the head or should I?" She says, rather happily. "Then we could have all the bunny meat!"
Otherwise, Aprile isn't sure what else to yell out!
What is Naerose to do. She doesn't seem to know. Things have been going to far her way that she seems even at the moment a little lost for what to do. She could play it safe.. or... Talk about this outloud.
"It would appear that April is having a hard time catching a break! But meanwhile what's this? Talk of sharing food? And Naerose looks totally clueless on what to do next, well, this announcer thinks and it seems the witch is moving to do xactly that.. Press your advantage!" Cries the witch as she rushes toward Aprile and tries to blind her with a flash of chi. Totally harmless the chi does no damage, but it might at least stun or blind someone who charges INTO the attack (people who hang back and chill and are like 'word' probably won't get messed up by this sort of thing.
"It's your favorite big damage assault, Naerose's surprise atttack the Spellbinder!"
After the flash she does like a little spin and tries to do a full baseball swing of her broom toward Aprile. She's taking her chances now.
COMBATSYS: Aprile blocks Naerose's Spellbinder.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=======\===----\1 Aprile
As Naerose presses her advantage, Aprile brings her hands up as the chi comes.. and they're already there as Naerose attempts to charge into her, the broom swinging heavily! And they impact pretty hard into her arms. What could she possibly do!? It doesn't matter immediately however, because after the guard, Aprile's arms hurt a lot more! "Naerose's assault leaves her reeling, but perhaps she can still make something out of it!" Aprile cries, before running towards Naerose. "It seems that while almost out, she's not down, and Aprile runs towards Naerose, before leaping to the air!" Leaping up, Aprile attempts to spin in the air.. and then flip down towards Naerose!
"Oh no, she's going to try and land straight on Naerose!" And that's actually what Aprile tries to do. "She'll have to make up lost time, and there's nothing like doing that with a bit of a heavy assault! HIYAH!" She cries, before launching down at Naerose.
FEET FIRST! It doesn't look to nice either.
"What could happen!?"
COMBATSYS: Naerose interrupts Heavy Kick from Aprile with End Creation End EX.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2 Aprile
Naerose... dead from hunger.
Perhaps, she had a similarity from gauntlet, Red Witch, needs food badly. In the matter of minutes from her last meal her health starts to go down. Perhaps the truth of Naenae was a food company created her in order to raise the demand of food and thus the cost. Perhaps that was the reason she could not seem to get a grip on herself. Her hands glow, clearly she is planning something, and only then does she see Aprile coming. The scene goes like this:
Naerose: "Uh oh, April comes in with a sneaky attack at the -blacrgE!"
Aprile kicks Naerose.
%Naerose totally lets go of her power in a torrent of energy.
"En Criento en!" she cries.
"Looks like Naerose let go of one of her most powerful attacks, the upgraded version of End Creation, creatively named End Creation End. Can April come back from such a crushing blow?"
Meanwhile, the words do not describe the time it took for Naerose to describe what she was doing. While time was stopped for Aprile she probably had enough time to play through an entire game of Arkham Horror (which takes four hours). For this, we the producers sincerely apologize.
As the Red Witch gets Aprile on the coming down, Aprile stares. "Oooh what's that! It looks like it's GOING TO HURT." She cries as the torrent of energy crashes into her, ripping into her body, crashing into her, pain of all kinds slamming through her.. before it all ends, with Aprile collapsing to the ground.
Oh, if only it was that easy to get rid of Aprile however! "Ngh.. it looks like .. Aprile .. isn't doing so good!" Aprile responds, smiling bright through the blood that is pooling about the ground and her face.
"It looks like Aprile is going to need some medical attention stat ... and it looks like she'll have to be one hell of a coffin dodger to get out of this one!" She adds in, pulling herself weakly from the ground.
"In times like this, however, people have to pull themselves up, so maybe Aprile still has a chance.. let's see!" As she raises her medkit, the sparkles begin to glow around her, sparkling! They're pretty sparkles. And all of them glow happily as the nurse attempts to bring herself back up from the edge.
"Oh yes.. Naerose still has a fight on her hands, potentially!"
She begins to glow a bright red ,before a cross, red and white, spins about under her, before solidifying and pulsing! It seems to be just undoing damage as well.. but is it enough!?
Yes there does seem to be some fight still going on, what is a witch to do.
%"Oh my, April seems to be taking her own life! Don't jump April! It won't work, you're not high enough... Wait a minute.. no wait, she's totally going to mummify herself more, only this time with powa! Naerose maybe in trouble, she'll have to really work hard to squeeze out of this one in one piece." The witch exclaims and this fight was starting to look quite epic. Quite epic. Naerose decided to go in for the big money.
"Here I come.. It's time for.. Naerose KICKU!" the witch winds up and then tries to nail Aprile with a solid kick to the noggin.
"The sooner this is over the sooner it's time for Lunch!"
COMBATSYS: Aprile successfully hits Aprile with Coffin Dodger.
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Naerose 0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0 Aprile
COMBATSYS: Aprile fails to interrupt Strong Kick from Naerose with Random Strike.
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Naerose 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Aprile
The kick slams into Aprile as she tries to get her pack off, after the energy goes. She collapses onto the ground, and then rolls a bit, looking upwards. "This .. isn't working." She notes, before forcing herself up, and standing once more, brushing herself off and shrugging.
Well. It could be worse.
"It looks like APrile is doomed no matter what, but she still fights on!" She cries, and stands up, bleeding, smiling.
health
Care
Health care. Two words that for the red witch meant food and only food. Now she was having one important decision to make.
"As the witch kicks her opponent, in the head, one thing strikes her as odd. This fight was .. very tiring. And incase you thought that random 'health' had nothing to do with anything.. it er.. totally about Naenae's needing to eat something. Maybe she'll eat Aprile. No wait, not food. Meanwhile where is Sylvester? Where are the Peta protesters? Maybe.. there was something there to investigate. Maybe..
"And the Red Witch goes for the finish, tries to hit Aprile upside the head with her broom.. Can she win?" The witch asks and makes her assault.
COMBATSYS: Aprile interrupts Clean Sweep from Naerose with Spin Drive Smasher.
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Naerose 1/----===/=======|=======\==-----\1 Aprile
IT'S OVER. Over. Over. Aprile doesn't fight to win, however. She fights to get stronger, and this is no difference. As the witch kicks her in the head. And then .. eat Aprile!? APrile doesn't want to be aten! As Naerose comes in close, Aprile focuses more on how to hurt her.
The options come up rather simple, this time. "Oh.. maybe she can.. but more importantly, will Naerose be able to avoid the Spin Drive Smasher!?" She calls, before dripping into a spin as the witches broom comes close, bonking her.. And like an on button on a washing machine was pressed, Aprile begins .. TO SPIN.
Spinning faster and faster, Aprile spins upwards, legs of red and white psycho energy catching Naerose, drilling up into her as she tries to deal with the witch in the easiest ways possible! Dragging Naerose along, she flips halfway and spikes her to the ground with a heavy kick of psycho energy, and flips to the ground, battered.. beaten... bloody even!
But far from done yet, the smile staying there!
"Mmm. Master will not be unhappy anymore." She explains to no one, holding onto the medkit, and looking to Naerose. "Well, it looks like Naerose wasn't able to see Aprile's amazing assault in time, and ended up smashed! But this is closer than ever folks.. who's going to win it!?" She isn't certain who, herself.. she's tired, and barely standing.. and Naerose is opposite!
Then looking to Naerose, Aprile wonders. "Ooooh. Hey! How about we get a bite to eat afterwards, my treat? After we clean up!" Bloody isn't good for dinner!
Well what is Naerose going to do she's going to OMGIUFHMPH! The witch is caught by some insane spinning move and tumbles across the circle. Getting herself beat into the ground was pretty terrible, but what was worse..? She had no come back.
Speechless.
"Oh yeah.. Oh yeah? Wait free food? Ah.. er.. okay. I think that'd be awesome.
"The witch seems really excited now. Then she wonders, what would be even better..? If she had something right now.
Wait she does!
"Red Bull gives you wings!" cries the witch and pulls out a can of red bull. She should get paid for that product plug, then after emptying the can and tossing it over her shoudler she turns to Aprile.
"Free food? SCORE You're so great ! Lets be friends!" Here it comes.. the glomapage.
COMBATSYS: Aprile interrupts Glomp from Naerose with Pathology Consult.
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Naerose 0/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Aprile
COMBATSYS: Aprile can no longer fight.
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Naerose 0/-------/=======|
"Oooh. Yes. Free food. I'll pay, after this!" She explains, smiling a bit. The witch is weird. But competent to a point. She's somewhat certain she pulls the same tactic that she does, but it seems that Naerose was more versed in it. She would have to study it.
But as the witch cries that it gives you wings, and then GLOMP, something interposes itself between Naerose and Aprile. "You .... well you are kind of cute. But sorry!" She responds, smiling.. and a think field of psycho energy erupts around her, preventing some of Naerose's horrible assault.. but in the end, she breaks through, and falls on her. "Hrk.... Guess.. it wasn't enough.." She explains.. and then collapses backwards, laying on the ground.
"It looks like .. Aprile wasn't able to stop the Red Witch from running wild on her! But .. is that is?! Or is that pathology Consult one that will go unfulfilled?!"
Aprile says this while laying on the ground.
GLOMPED.
Now here was the rub. Nae wasn't even a little able to handle the force of the attack. She takes a pretty solid hit and ends up with a grunt on her back and staring at the sky. Well maybe staring, she has shades on, but it's hard to tell because she has shades on.
"Wow. So I hope that food is really great," The witch says while laying on the ground. She took some serious damage and wasn't gonna get up. She just stayed totally sprawled out on her back.
Glomped.
Log created on 13:09:39 05/12/2008 by Aprile, and last modified on 17:46:20 05/14/2008.