SNF 2008.05 - Teach! Choi vs Frei, CA: Iincyo

Description: Take one pervert and one monk. Throw them in a library. Then take one student body chairperson, crack her out on power, and let her loose trying to teach them both a lesson with all the fury her tiny little body can muster. And brother, it's more fury than you think. (Winner: Frei)



THIS IS IT.. Or is it!? IN TAIYO HIGH, LIBRARY... the books have been carefully protected, or attempted to. All except the year books. The year books that have gone unsold litter the library, placed as weapons as well as obstacles for the quick moving Choi.. and around Taiyo High.. there stalks a Hurricane Hime! But not for today.. the library has been made 'safe' for her precious books, so that they will not burn due to chi! Or at least, that's the plan.

Do you want Hurricane Hime mad at you!?

Either way .. Frei and CHoi will find themselves entering, or in, the Taiyo High Library! It's not too large, no.. but the desks are moved out of the way, and the shelves have been placed this way and that.. PERFECT FOR FIGHTING.

And standing on the center desk, caped and with cat ears, stands CHAIRPERSON! Or, as the match explains, ULTRA INSTRUCTOR CHAIRPERSON!

Standing on the main desk that has been left in, cape billowing as the air flows through it from the fan that was set up for drama... she is also wearing form fitting clothing that is still slightly baggy for her pants, for good reason, and above, has taken the measure to add the jacket .. and wear it. It covers most of her frame, for good reason.. but her SPIRIT BURNS.

It might be getting hot if not for the fan!

The cameras begin rolling as the members are let in, the other two participating warriors that shall make this .. A FIGHT TO REMEMBER!And of course, Iincyo speaks. "I'm ready .. let in those who must LEARN! I AM READY TO TEACH THEM! They will learn what the burning spirit of Taiyo, combined with the might of Saikyo... SHALL BE!"

Posing, the cape billowing, her hands and arms up and about. "NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Choi sighed blissfully as he entered the library. He wonderful memories of school libraries. Spending hours studying art books. Hiding under table and peeking up skirts. He remembered meeting his wife while complaining about the lack of sensible adult literature in the local library. So being back in a library was very comforting for the Korean. Plus, it was Taiyo High! The school that Choi saved! Iincyo would be so grateful for him!

And then Choi's eyes meet assertive teaching Iincyo. And doesn't get off her. Well, he goes get off, but, well, you know what I mean. Choi had the sudden urge to make out in Taiyo library. Even though it was against the rules. The midget only saw movies where a sexy assertive teacher wanted to extract dominance over a student, usually through a sensual process. The Korean began to sweat profusely. Yes, he was supposed to fight Frei. But with STI (The Chairperson's new title, Sexy Teacher Iincyo) getting it up in here, Choi knew whose attention HE would be keeping his on.

After his little bout with Horatio, in which the monk felt his sinews a little slack from disuse, Frei felt it would be good to get back into the swing of things and make some public fighting appearances. After all, that is his 'job'... but beyond the bills, for him it's sort of an affirmation that he did the right thing. He can go back to his life secure that he made, if not the 'right' choices, then at least the 'right for him' choices. Far from the wild-eyed rage he felt when he intruded on Hotaru's fight, he is a man at relative peace.

In point of fact, since his apartment is in Southtown Village Frei doesn't have far to walk, so he takes his damn sweet time getting into the actual school building and up to the library. He's carrying a triple chocolate caramel fudge frappucino with multicolored sprinkles in one hand and a croissaint in the other as he walks in the door, sipping one and taking bites from the other, clearly ready to have a good time.

It is approximately as he enters that Iincyo's cape, fluttering dramatically, slaps into his face with the sound of a towel snapping in a locker room full of sweaty high school athletes (shut up, don't judge me).

Slowly pushing the cape aside, the monk reaches a hand up and brushes whipped cream and sprinkles from his face, gratefully accepting a napkin or two from an SNF crewman and handing off his food (much to the crewman's surprise). "Okay then," he says evenly, smiling. "It looks like everyone's here."

Standing there in the center of the Library.. it was something that she knew what would happen. Choi was there. But ULTRA INSTRUCTOR CHAIRPERSON! would not be afraid! .. Because she had alot of baggy clothes on. That's important. But there was another reason .. and that could because, even if he helped Taiyo, a pervert old man aiming for what a pervert old man wants... is a pervert old Man.

There's logic, sensibility, and then obvious things. This falls in ALL OF THEM.

Looking to Choi, she points. "First off .. NO INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING IN THE LIBRARY!" She calls down to him, eyes aflame with her spirit, stance out, pointing towards Choi with one hand, swinging it out and around to have pointed at him as the cape flutters, "NYAH!"

And then as Frei .... walks into the cape, UIC turns to look at Frei... who has his food handed off. "NO FOOD IN THE LIBRARY EITHER! .. What you had got was what you deserved!" She will accept no substitutes... and to christen this battle, Iincyo leaps forwards, onto one of the shelves.. and then points, bluish energy erupting around her in a sudden spout, her chi spiking dramatically in a few moments.

Pointing to both, dramatically, or aiming to, the Chairperson of Taiyo High DEMANDS BUT ONE THING.

"SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!"

COMBATSYS: Iincyo has started a fight here.

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Iincyo           0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Iincyo gathers her will.

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Iincyo           1/------=/=======|


Choi stares at Iincyo for what seems like a second. And then, he smiles broadly. "Oh, oh yes mistress. Whatever you order!" He coos in a voice that is sincerely without mocking. Was Choi... was Choi enjoying this STI? The Korean certainly was. Iincyo was soooooo cute. And he was denying his touching! This was a S&M dream come true!

And now she wanted him to 'show her his moves.' Choi blushes while giggling. Of course he would. Dancing the claws around, he flexes for a moment, and points a claw at Frei. "Uh, hey. Buddy Boy! Heard the Mistress of Taiyo. It is time for us to, well, show us her moves!" This was becoming more and more like Choi's movies. With the books scattered around, he grips himself, and begins to spin around. Faster and faster he whirls, like a human cyclone. Kicking up some of the books in the Choiwind, he charges at the monk, trying to rip him a new one.

COMBATSYS: Choi has joined the fight here.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|=======\-------\1           Iincyo


COMBATSYS: Frei has joined the fight here on the right meter side.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           1/------=/=======|


COMBATSYS: Frei fails to interrupt Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan from Choi with Quick Punch.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           1/------=/=======|


Despite being a person who's nearly impossible to shock, one of Frei's dark red eyebrows does indeed go up at what can only be called the ultra-deluxe sentai treatment Iincyo has given herself for this battle. Not exactly conventional, but at least she's into the premise. Some of his better SNF fights, after all, have come from people who are there to enjoy the wacky premise and not those who are there to make faces at the conditions.

"Why do you think I handed them off?" Frei says, not entirely but at least marginally truthfully. Stepping into the room and forming a rough triangle with Choi and Iincyo, the monk takes his first opportunity to really look at his 'real' opponent... and blinks. In fact he blinks a few times, before murmuring "Wow... I have to tell Tran." Why? BECAUSE TRAN IS SHORT. And very sensitive about it. That's why.

Of course, that's when Choi starts whirling at him like a dervish, and Frei's head tilts to the side. 'Mistress of Taiyo'? Not a title he'd ascribe to someone being a bit like the girl who liked Thor from 'Adventures in Babysitting'. "Uh... yeah." Squinting in concentration, a halo of gold-orange light flickers into being around Frei's fist, and when Choi gets close he decides to just try and pop Mr. Cyclone right in the nose. Sadly he doesn't time it quite right and gets sliced for his trouble, stumbling back a few steps, but he seems more annoyed that his attack didn't work than hurt. "Argh. Still out of practice."

Oh.. that's not good. The man was seemingly ENJOYING it. That's bad. That's VERY BAD. And as such, CHAIRPERSON! can only shake her head at this .. and watch as Choi actually listens... she will have to ask Hurricane Hime about great power and the right way of using it. But perhaps anything with Choi isn't classified as 'great power'.

She does notices one thing, that Choi is becoming a CHOIWIND and Frei trying to just punch Choi! ..But Choi finds a way through. Now that's entertainment! "Hmm... Choi doesn't seem to need any teaching!" She exclaims.. AND THUS, THIS MEANS THAT FREI HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE CLAW OF TAIYO HIGH.

"Frei! ... You must work on your reaction time .. so ... DODGE THIS! IINCYO ILLUSION!" Leaping up into the air.. she almost blurs, her cape and body erupting down towards Frei as she attempts to kick him .. kick him right in his stomach as he staggers back!

"MEOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

Choi's aggressive first strike under the command of the Mistress of Taiyo was met with her approval. And the Korean was filled with warm... emotions. Or hormones. Both were really the same for Choi. With his whirlwind of strikes dying down, he spins backwards, allowing STI to move in for her corrective action.

Choi stares at the sexy teacher. Yes, the clothing was baggy. But that just made it all the more attractive! Choi made a high-pitched chuckle as his claws whirred and clinked between each other. He was finglesteepling at his instructor. Not fingersteepling. Fingle. And worse, she unleashes the sexiest thing since sex. The kitten meow. She was a sexy kitten teacher now. And again, JUST LIKE CHOI'S MOVIES.

Since picking on Frei was popular now, Choi couldn't help himself to take advantage of the monk... just like how he hoped that Iincyo would take advantage of him. With a hoot, he hunched over. Kicking off, he leaps through the air in a spinning manner. Claws out, he tries to drill into Frei in a hacking manner. Hopefully, that would get more attention from Iincyo. If not, well...

Choi hoped he could remember the safety word.

COMBATSYS: Iincyo successfully hits Frei with Wind Stance.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           1/=======/=======|


COMBATSYS: Frei interrupts Houkou Tenkan from Choi with Hyoushou Rengeki.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           1/=======/=======|


...huh? Truth be told, in a weird way Iincyo's grandstanding actually made Frei *forget* about her for a moment, since it was a little less obviously lethal than Choi's claws... well, that and because this is SNF, and smacking the chaos agents is bad form! However, there's a few things that can really cut through any sort of blinder, and a loud, non-sequitor meow is one of them. Brow knitted, Frei mutters, "...meow?" just in time to turn and see Iincyo, who blows past a hastily-erected defense and slams her foot into his stomach.

Exhaling sharply from the force of it, the monk is thankfully shocked back into awareness just in time to see Choi gunning for him, claws out. Grinning, he says to Iincyo as he moves past her, actually dashing AT Choi, "Show you my moves, huh... alright." Reaching out with surprising deftness, the monk grabs both of Choi's claws in his bare hands, both of which are glowing white-blue. It's not the smartest plan in the universe -- the blades sink in, doing some damage -- but it also briefly puts the Korean at Frei's mercy... and with a flick of each wrist, the monk lets go and then thrusts his palms together. The blue-white glow becomes a spherical burst of frost, intended to rocket Choi away from Frei at high velocity. Maybe he put a little more oomph in that than he should have... but she DID ask.

And as Choi proves he is the master at aggression .. when something is on the line at least, Choi rips through .. and Iincyo .. no .. ULTRA TEACHER CHAIRPERSON! Crashes through Frei's defense, she's about ready to argue to him about his FAILED REVIEW. "You .. have failed the test.. Why should I give you peace!?" She asks, pointing, cape billowing .. and then watching as Choi claws into him .. but Frei begins to freeze Choi and then send him flying away.

"That's a pretty good reason," She admits. "AND you let him just do that!?" Chairperson points to Choi, who had been launched away, and then runs towards where he's headed. "Just letting yourself like this .. gone!? No.. I WILL TEACH YOU TO SEE WHAT CANNOT BE SEEN! .. OR ELSE! THE HARD WAY! TAIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And then she's .. gone?

Vanishing into the library, Iincyo SUDDENLY ERUPTS.. but what will Choi be able to do in time!? STAY TUNED.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Iincyo's Random Weapon.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


And bursting forth from the shelf, ULTRA INSTRUCTOR IINCYO comes .. with a chair, swinging it towards Choi. "If you can't dodge this ..." The chair swings heartily towards Choi, flinging across the field.. but does he avoid it!?

"HERE YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YAAAAH!"

Choi is blasted back by Frei's counterattack. While his hacking and slashing is initially successful, he just didn't have the mass to follow through. Besides, Iincyo was disciplining him roughly. The monk probably had the exact same feelings about the match as Choi. That Frei. So kinky.

Choi remembered how his body hurt. And then, he remembered falling on his butt. As he got up, Iincyo was moving in to discipline HIM. And Choi, despite his underlying urges to be spanked by a teacher, he decided that this may NOT be a spanking. And then, it is obvious that the Korean's initial belief is correct. It wasn't a sexy spanking with a massive paddle! Instead, it was a chair!

Diving blindly through her legs, he keeps rolling heads over heels. Frei was the target, not Iincyo. Besides, it was bad form to attack the Chaos Agent. Even though Choi was attacked all the time. Maybe Choi needs to be more sexy and dominating. Visions of Choi is a leather gimp suit rush through the midget's mind. And now you have them too! In any case, non-gimpy Choi finally flips out of his roll in a heel kick, aiming squarely for Frei's chest.

COMBATSYS: Frei endures Choi's Toorima Geri.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


He doesn't want to show it, but Frei needs a second after all that motion, blinking a few times. He's a bit cut up, but nothing he can't handle... but comparatively speaking, Choi seems in much better shape. And sadly, his way of thinking out loud is only going to make things worse, because glancing at the Korean, he muses, "I need to stop letting myself get smacked. That masochistic streak's gonna do me in some day." Oh dear.

Letting out a low whistle at both Iincyo's surprising ninja-esque move and Choi's rather nimble evasive maneuver, the monk seems impressed by both fighters. "Wow... I guess all those exclamation points aren't for nothing, are they?" Favoring Iincyo with his emerald-eyed gaze a moment, he thinks to ask: "You remind me of someone. I just wish I could think of who." It couldn't be Mimiru. She was eaten by bears. It was a very sad and solemn funeral.

Then Choi is up in his grill, and Frei turns, thinking carefully. If your opponent is fast, you either have to be faster or really willing to get smacked around to make a point. Frei's not exactly the former, but the latter for sure. Rather than moving, he just braces himself and takes the kick to the chest without flinching. It stings, but he's waded through worse. "As long as we're in Taiyo," Frei says cheerily, hands cupped to his sides, "I might as well pay homage to a technique someone from here taught me." Thrusting both hands forward, the monk unleashes a person-high shockwave of prismatic, swirling chi without any of his typical buildup... perhaps he's improved a bit? And of course, the mandated-by-contract cry: "HAAADOOOUKEEEEEEN!"

As Choi dives throw her legs.. thankfully well covered they are .. Ultra Teacher CHAIRPERSON!'s work is FAR FROM OVER. She watches on as Choi barrels straight towards Frei.. and while he does that, Ultra Teacher CHAIRPERSON is busy running .. with Choi!? Far slower at least. As she lands, she puts the chair back on the ground in her landing moment.. flipping off it and running towards Frei.. if you call flipping through the air running! Either way, she's doing it, and she touches the ground.. bounding off as she brings back her hand... and then stops. "Huh? .. Oh. Well I'm glad I do .. was it Hurricane Hime?! Because she's actually my teammate.. but enough talk .. A PUNISHMENT FOR TALKING TOO LOUD IN THE LIBRARY!" Oh no!? It's not personal Frei. Really. REALLY! And off she takes .. blurring in her motion, cape and all vanishing once more .. but not from sight. Her form is visible passing around some shelves..

Frei might not be ready for it .. but in the end ... CHAIRPERSON! emerges from behind a shelf. BEHIND HIM.

"POP QUIZ PUNISHER!"

UH OH. She launcehs for the back bone .. BUT DOES SHE STRIKE TRUE!?

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Frei's Hadou Souran EX.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Choi has two major functions.. Evading attacks was like passing gas for the Korean. Minimal effort, mostly silent, and often leading to something deadly. With his small frame, it was exceptional on his talents of dodging. That was the first function. Dodge Monkey.

The second was Sex Dwarf.

When Frei takes the hit like if it was from Iincyo, the Korean looks bothered. And then, when the monk unleashes the blast of stolen recolored energy, the Korean seems to be ready to be smashed in. And then, he hits the floor. Belly hugging the ground, the energy weaves over him, only burning a streak through the seat of his pants. Grimacing, he crawls rapidly along the floor, forcing himself to the left of Frei's ankles. And then, with a spin, he tries to kick the floor out from beneath the monk.

COMBATSYS: Frei endures Iincyo's Quick Punch!

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Choi             0/-------/-======|==-----\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


COMBATSYS: Frei fails to interrupt Light Kick from Choi with Charged Throw.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


The physics work out like this:

Phase 1 is Conversation. "Uh, maybe? Like I said, I don't really know who. It's mostly the screaming and the yelling and the jumping off of stuff..." Who could it be, though? 'Hurricane Hime' does seem like a familiar name.

Phase 2 is Getting Punched for Profit. Knitting his brow a little, Frei tries something unorthodox: he tries to 'track' Iincyo's chi as she does that little vanishing act. It's a little easier to do since she's being so big and flashy and obvious about it, and there's not many people in the room to distract him... and thus when she suddenly reappears, he's ready for her. The punch hits clean, but Frei's body is positioned so that rather than stumbling forward, the force of the blow gives him a quick burst of forward momentum, toward where Choi *must* be coming to attack him. "And who are you telling not to be loud in the library? Did you swallow a megaphone?"

Step 3 is, sadly, Colossal Failure. He'd expected Choi to come at him from the midline, or maybe above; thus when he realizes Choi is below him and goes to grab the slippery little pervert toad thing, it's too little too late. The trip sends him rolling backwards to stop in a crouch, shaking his head sadly, again seemingly not hurt quite as bad as he could have been... but being the only person taking any hits in this battle is taking its steady toll. "Meh."

As Choi evades the assault... Iincyo would clap, but ULTRA TEACHER CHAIRPERSON! Is busy just doing what she can! And slamming her fist into Frei's back.. and he's struck. "You.. you can't use my own rules against me!" Iincyo cries, pointing, fist back already. "That's absurd, to think I would have to follow your rules.. Who's the teacher here!? AND LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHY I'M THE TEACHER!" She cries, before jumping off Frei as he's sent rolling back.. and with Choi sliding down, CHAIRPERSON! Spins up in the air.. before DIVING at Choi, fists extending in an AMAZING SUPERMANESQUE ATTEMPT!

"You .... HAVE DONE WELL .. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THIS TOO!"

And that's when the fists grow closer, Chairperson almost seemingly FLYING straight for the dwarf, with fists as HARD AS STEEL. "SuperCHAIRPERSON NYAAAAAAAH! BULLLLET STRIKE!"

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Iincyo's Strong Punch.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Choi dodges.

Like you didn't see that one coming.

But seriously. After the Korean's low strike sends Frei to the floor, Choi was prepared to leap on the monk to introduce him to 'pain' and 'suffering.' However, this penetrating pounding is prevented by a certain kinky teacher who can't help but hit on Choi.

With her exuberant posing boiling over in the room, Choi squeaks loudly. When Iincyo charges forward in a single bullet strike, Choi jumps high in the air. Rolling over her fist, Choi peeks at her chest once before landing back on the ground. Smashing down on the ground next to Frei, he brings his gloves down towards Frei. Not for an attack per say, but just to regain his balance. Bounding around was always tiring.

COMBATSYS: Frei blocks Choi's Power Strike.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Alright. Bouncing around is tiring, but so is getting smacked in the face with claws and punches, too. Face lined with concentration, Frei brings up both forearms and catches the downward strike, pushing outward at the same time. The blades sink in a little, but not anywhere so bad as they might have. Still, the monk does hiss involuntarily with pain, since that... kinda stung.

Deciding not to attack, he steps back and brushes off his clothes, getting into a defensive stance. There's enough people here making a show of things that his drawing of chi to him is subtle, perhaps a slight picking up of the air around him, like a mild spring breeze. "A good teacher leads by example," he says to Iincyo with a small smile.

COMBATSYS: Frei gathers his will.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1             Frei
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


As Frei mentions the leading by example, with Choi sliding out of the way and all .. rolling over her fist.. Iincyo has .. a dream. "You .. can't take a punch." She realizes, as Choi refuses to stand still. The girl looks back, and forth, and then points at Frei. "OKAY THEN.. you .. want me to teach you by example!? THEN.. HERE .... WE.... TAIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOO!" The blue aura that's pulsing, and has been, erupts, some of the pages fluttering as the Ultra Teacher Chairperson GOES CRITICAL. The warning signs are OFF THE CHARTS.

And of course, Frei, the penultimate monk so far .. is left alone for this time. Because she has seen something very. Very important. Choi .. can't take a hit. And this is obvious. "No .. MR CHOI. You .. can't take a hit." She says, rather plaintatively. BEFORE SHE TAKES OFF, BLURRING, towards Choi .. and intend on connecting with him in the air, grabbing him with her knee, and PLUNGING him into the ground.

"Let ... me... TEACH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

IS CHOI DOOMED!?

COMBATSYS: Choi endures Iincyo's Lecture Attack.

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Choi             1/------=/=======|=======\-------\1             Frei
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Iincyo           0/-------/--=====|


It seems he listens well enough, because Choi almost seems to throw himself in the way of it. And that he does. That he does. As she crashes down with Choi against her knee.. which is perhaps bad to think about, Iincyo flips off from the strike, CHAIRPERSON pointing down towards Choi as she glows with AWESOME POWER.

"Good .. AND NOW THE LESSON I HAVE AIMED TO TEACH YOU IS ... TO TAKE A HIT!"

Which involves first raising a foot up and then beginning to just stomp him, beyond the landing strike, the cape fluttering .. her feet burning with blue chi. And then she leaps and BODYSLAMS him, and then .. perhaps to break from touching Choi..

Picks up a table. "You see .. THAT IS HOW YOU TAKE A HIT .. and now .. PREPARE TO BE HIT AGAIN!"

And with the brunt of her strength.. SWINGS THE TABLE AT CHOI .. and sends him flying.

Right at Frei.

"NEW LESSON FREI. TRY NOT TO BE TORN INTO SHREDS!" She cries out. "OR ELSE YOU'RE GETTING .. AN F!" She yells out, pointing in the library, and dropping the table. Ah. The small things in life. "Meeew."

Frei blocks his recovery strike, which doesn't bother Choi much. However, that wonderful spring breeze was refreshing. Relaxing. Choi was ready to rip the monk a new one, but then, there was something in his words. Teach by example. And then, STI is on him. Here at Taiyo! Yes! The Korean grins eagerly when the teacher comes at him to discipline him. As she grabs him with her knee, she yells at Choi. And what does the Korean do? He yells back.

"OH YES! TEEEEEACH ME IINCYO!"

Yes. During the entire super combo, Choi just takes it. And he actually seems to enjoy it. Chuckling the entire time, he listens to Iincyo abuse him. Maybe it was the psychological effects of Choi enjoying the discipline, or maybe Iincyo could be holding back just slightly from a Korean who is making this filled with all the wrong shades of context. In any case, the sex dwarf just takes every moment in slowly and tastefully.

By the time he is sent hurtling through the air, the Korean is rejuenvenated. Revigourated. Rearoused? In any case, the little man continues to sail through the air at Frei. And he wanted to obey her. He had to obey her. Spinning around faster and faster, he hits the ground in a roll. And from that roll, comes another Choiwind. But this time, it was C5, instead of C3. Spinning faster and faster, the cyclone reaching the very ceiling, whirling chi and books around him faster and faster. With one last grunt, he moves to engulf Frei in the whole mess. Obey Iincyo, Frei!

Obey!

COMBATSYS: Frei blocks Choi's Shin! Tatsumaki Shinkuu Zan.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|=======\=------\1             Frei
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Iincyo           0/-------/--=====|


However.

HOWEVER.

When it comes to dealing with pure energy, there are few who can top Frei. Indeed, as the cyclone bears down on him, he's already preparing, making a series of complex motions with his hands, almost as if he were pulling or weaving something. Most of it is just for show, but some of it is not; the whirling vortex has lines of force that the monk subtly begins to twist and change, invisibly. But he's smiling while he does so.

Eventually the tornado slams into him just as he brushes his forearms up to guard... but by then, the wind itself is much weakened. Books and bits of furniture slam into his guard, but when it's all said and done he's bruised, bloodied, but not beaten. "Well... I dunno about shreds, but hopefully that passes. And since you were kind enough to listen to your student..."

He'd hoped he could get away with being a little less showy, a little more mellow. Or so he says? Gold-orange energy flickers around his hands as he brings them to his side, taking a deep breath. "I guess for Mom's sake I didn't want to slip too far into the old me, but... teacher gave me an assignment, so it can't hurt." He straightens a bit, hands still glowing.

Then the change happens.

The monk's voice goes from measured and amused to forceful and powerful, much as Iincyo's has been. "THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!" he shouts, adopting a series of showy but useless martial arts poses. "ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO SEIZE VICTORY!" Bringing both hands together at his side, Frei grins, facing down Choi. Even if he loses this fight, maybe this one moment of cutting loose will make it all worth while. "BAKURETSU! GOD FINGER..."

And then with one swift motion, he flips his hands forward and thrusts them at Choi, the gold glow becoming a massive, piercing beam of bright sunny energy, looking to blast the little man hella hard. "SEKI HA! TEEEEN KYOOO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

"VERY GOOD!" Chairperson, Ultra Teacher, yells to Choi and Frei. But this time .. Frei was still standing. STILL STANDING. And as such, ULTRA TEACHER CHAIRPERSON walks towards the monk's voice as he continues.. and then walks over to him .. nodding ..

"You .. have managed to survive when I thought you'd just crash and burn." She goes to Frei, answering. "HAH! IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, THEN YOU'D BELIEVE YOU WEREN'T UP NEXT TO BE TESTED!" The jacket and cape flutter as the girl's burning spirit fills through her.. and with Frei so near..

He might not be ready.

"This time .. Frei... LETS SEE HOW YOU CAN TAKE A PUNCH!" She cries out.. before falling back into a stance. "OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD RUN FROM IT!" Before suddenly, she's launching herself through the air at Frei, spinning .. spinning..

But she doesn't break from the spin immediately. Not until she's on top of Frei.

COMBATSYS: Frei successfully hits Choi with Hizashi Ronde.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|-------\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


Loud announcement of attacks? Choi never understood the logic behind it. As the monk continued to block attack after attack, the little man unwinds from with cyclone. And then, in his moment of weakness, the Monk unloads a vicious counterattack. And noisy one too. Choi tries to break to the floor like before.

He fails.

The beam catches the midget in the chest, hurtling him through a book shelf and out the other side. Thankfully, a wall is there to catch him. Smashing back-first into the structure, he collapses on the ground. He doesn't lay there long. There is a whistling noise. And then, a explosive noise. From the lower shelf shot out the Korean, burning along the ground at frightening speeds. Diving out at the monk's knees, Choi tries to make a short hack at the monk's hamstrings. The little man lost a lot of momentum with his chi strike being blocked. He couldn't mess up like this again.

On the other hand, if he did, then Iincyo would be all over him again. And that would be awesome.

COMBATSYS: Frei blocks Choi's Quick Strike.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|-------\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


COMBATSYS: Frei blocks Iincyo's Rock Breaker Stance.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


And then as Frei goes to block it .. her legs whip out almost like sledgehammers, slamming into the man's arms and legs as she crashes to the ground, kicking off the limbs of Frei.

"HAH! Right into my trap! What can you do now?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME!"

HOW WILL OUR HERO SURVIVE?! Exhausted, beaten and sliced, he's faced not only with Choi's headcrab-like scuttling slash, but Iincyo twirling at him like some sort of pinwheel on crack, unpredictable to boot. Already exhausted and on the verge of giving up the fight completely, how can he pull this off? Is it even possible? WHAT CAN FREI DO?!

Answer: close his eyes.

The eyes play tricks; the eyes can give false information. Trusting your instincts and trying to feel out your opponents' life force, sensing the energy in their attacks... that's something different. One arm drops down to his side, inelegantly but effectively shoving Choi's claw strike away. The other arm rises up over his head, held parallel to the ground, for Iincyo to rebound from. There's a moment after this surprising defense, until Frei smiles and opens his eyes. "Sorry. I don't run from anything... not anymore."

For the second time, Frei's hands glow blue-white, and with a quick pivot he turns to Choi and flings his arms forward, crossing them over his face. Two small spheres of icy chi swirl unpredictably through the air toward the Korean... and when they get nearby, they collapse into a burst of frost. Repeat performance? Sure, but it worked once... maybe it'll work again.

COMBATSYS: Choi full-parries Frei's Hyoushou Rengeki!

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Choi             0/-------/=======|-------\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


As Choi is set upon by an icy sphere of chi, swirling through the air oddly.. Chairperson, THE ULTRA TEACHER, watches them. "You are quite skilled at such things involving chi.. but you fail, Frei.. at using your fists." It's something that the cat eared schoolgirl CANNOT TOLERATE. How can one make their fists so useless, that a simple blat of energy is stronger than the GRIT and DETERMINATION put by the act of punching someone!?

And then.. she rushes towards Choi, taking out her secret weapon.

THE CLIPBOARD. "So you're good at dodging .. LETS SEE... IF YOU ... CAN NOT LET ME STRIKE YOU ... and Frei.. THIS IS HOW YOU HIT SOMEONE, NYAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Those chi balls.. how could you ever use those chi balls?! WHAT THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR IS...

A woman's touch.

OF STEEL. Kicking off, Chairperson erupts in speed as she flies through the air at Choi, legs out first, cape following her motion as the clipboard is brought towards him as well.. and if she catches Choi, she'll beat him over and over again with the clipboard, before launching him away with a heavy, spinning kick!

Or just land, Choi too wasclary!

COMBATSYS: Iincyo successfully hits Choi with Demonstrations.
Glancing Blow

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Choi             1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0             Frei
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Iincyo           0/-------/------=|


Well, Choi is rebuffed from his diving strike. Off-balanced for a moment, he is open to Frei's counter-strike. The two orbs of ice are sent in the direction of the Korean, and Choi, still off balance, struggles with all his might to push them out of the way with his claws. And he succeeds. With both projectiles clear out of the way, he begins to charge forward for another strike.

And then, he is struck from behind. The Clipboard paddles him hard from behind. Over and over again. But Choi keeps charging forward. With every strike against his back, the Korean attempts to unleash a slashing swipe on Frei. "LIKE THIS, ~TEACHER?~" He calls out, swaying more and more as he uses everyone one of his special moves. A front flip. A Spinning strike. All that mattered was keeping in pace with Iincyo.

And then, with the final kick, Choi falls on his face. Was this the end? Was Iincyo's harsh discipline too much for the little man's body to handle, or was it exactly what he needed?

COMBATSYS: Choi can no longer fight.

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Iincyo           0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0             Frei


Nope. Choi is spent. He is passed out, body one giant bruise. But that isn't the troublesome part. The troublesome part is that fat grin on his face. Iincyo, once the epic unlimited DM trip wears off, you may understand your actions, and the context of them.

And you may want to take a long, cold shower.

COMBATSYS: Frei auto-guards Choi's Hou'ou Kyaku EX!

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Iincyo           0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0             Frei


Perhaps there's some divine force at work here, or maybe it's the devil instead. Either way, Frei's eyes widen at Choi and Iincyo's antics, and more to the point at the Korean's desire to just... pound the bejeezus out of him. All of that's well and good but perhaps what REALLY pulls through damage and fatigue to some deep, dark corner of Frei's subconscious mind is the way that Choi says 'TEACHER' with the tildes. The tildes make it creepy. Oh. So. Creepy.

Just before the first slash comes in, his eyes snap wide open, his stance straightens, and with a sudden burst of speed, like a blur, the monk's hands are in motion. Every slash turned aside, gently but firmly, kicks caught, flips redirected. Finally Choi collapses, spent (I am already regretting this word choice) and Frei holds a defiant defensive posture for a moment before tumbling backwards into a sprawling sitting position on the library floor, panting for breath. "Ha... ha... that was an... interesting fight..." he gasps. Hopefully nobody's about to hurl, like, a slushie machine at him or anything.

As Choi falls to the ground, grinning, Iincyo lands nearby Frei and brushes herself off, saluting. "You have done WELL student .. and pass with flying colors. How you managed to block like that, after so much punishment was amazing." But as she turns around, and watches Frei tumble into a sitting position, she shakes her head. "You're going to need to learn .. HOW TO KEEP GOING!" And Iincyo doesn't let Frei rest.

Not until he has run around the library .. AT LEAST ONCE MORE.

"Get up! Just because you won doesn't mean it's over!" And then the SNF staff but in. "Yes it does." .. Ultra Teacher Chairperson looks perturbed, and looks down at Frei, and over to Choi .. and then walks away slowly. "Oh .. okay .. I guess it does then .." She exclaims, walking sheepishly away after bowing to Frei..

She's going to have to sleep this off .. oh yes.

COMBATSYS: Iincyo has left the fight here.

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Log created on 18:58:27 05/03/2008 by Frei, and last modified on 03:10:55 05/04/2008.