SNF 2008.03 - Fake ID! Iincyo vs Kazuki, CA: Choi

Description: There's alot of problems in this log. DRINKING. SEXUAL SITUATIONS... and a power hit to the nuts. (Winner: Choi. No seriously.)



Who ever sets up these SNF's really has no interest in the health, or stunting the growth of the varying populace of young fighters.

For example, hosting an SNF in Metro City is one thing. But in THE BAR? Smoke drifts lazily around, the entirely of the darn thing filled with almost a smoke screen of the stuff. It's not where you WANT to be unless you like the atmosphere. Which will make this so much of a harder place to fight. It's somewhat empty... well, not really. The people are moved to the sides, and a large section is kept open, but the bottles are put out, laying around, and no one has touched them.

Yet.

Iincyo has chosen to wear something beyond her normal small gym shorts, and has gone for a more body fitting leotard this time, but keeps the white shirt and jacket.. and a pair of cat ears, for some reason. She would do her best for Hime...

And yes, meow. Hime was counting on her.

Standing at one of the tables, Iincyo looks at the drink.. she really shouldn't. She's never had it before, and honestly, you don't NEED it! It's the devil. It's just for the weak at heart.. etc.

Now where are the others?

Kazuki is a bit late. He doesn't want to be here anyway, but his parents insisted on signing him up for another fight on the Howard Entertainment Network. So he went, not wanting a fight.

He has his headphones on his ears and a slight frown on his face when he enters the bar. His hands are firmly shoved in his jacket pocket as he looks around, his nose wrinkled from the stench of the tobacco smoke. "What a bother," he mutters.

Meow indeed!

Now, there was a very good reason why Choi was interrupting this SNF fight. After an epic battle with Naerose, he had thought about something. Something very important. He was a socially aware man when it came to blood and panties. Quite simply, he believed that there was a worldwide imbalance of ownership of these two items. And this sort of social drive made him think. Politics. Why couldn't he be a leader of a community to assist in redistribution of blood and panties?

That was why he was here in Metro City. Haggar was not succeeding in saving this city. Gangs were running amok. The city needed a hero. And while Choi was not a hero, he could pretend to be one! And at heart, he had a vision. If all the gangs had the panties and blood they needed, they would not be so furious and wild. Yes, Choi was almost convinced that as mayor of Metro City, he could very well save the whole place. Who knows? He could even become Secutary General of the UN after that. But, he was only almost convinced. There was still a hole in his political theories.

A hole that could be filled here. Booze! Yes. There was an imbalance of alcohol in the world. An imbalance which is the source of all suffering and evils. Here was the Korean, taking care of HIS imbalance of booze and blood. And after quite a bit of rebalancing, he decided to take of the imbalance of panties. Picking his face off the mildew-covered counter, he burped. Scanning the bar, his dirty little eyes land on a certain little girl. Iincyo was there, suffering! Choi knew that she suffered an innate lack of booze, and a surplus of panties! Or maybe not. Choi would have to provide a federal investigation on that matter! Giggling dully, he drops himself from the stool, and begins staggering towards the little girl. He mutters to himself. "I hope she doesn't qualify for, uh, Federal AIDS."

Iincyo doesn't know of Choi.. he wasn't listed! But perhaps the SNF adored his antics.. or at least his ideas were hitting home dangerously close to that of the Japanese interests. Perhaps .. perhaps he was doing his country proud in some sort of weird... odd way.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY.

What Iincyo does see is Kazuki, whom is staying near the middle. The girl coughs, walking over, Chairperson taking her 'time' as she drew close, looking towards Kazuki... "I assume you must be who I must fight... the other one must not have made it here. So that's alright.. I'm sure you'll do!" Iincyo chimes in, before falling back a bit.. oh she's totally not going to try any of the drinks! Not at all! "Whenever you're ready!" She cries out,... and then remembers something.

"Uh .. Meow!" RIGHT. Himeko said she needed spirit! ... But how does this help her spirit again?

Choi is unknown for now. Or his plans. Or his tendencies.

Or generally anything at this point.

COMBATSYS: Iincyo has started a fight here.

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Iincyo           0/-------/-------|


Kazuki looks at Iincyo flatly, eyes flicking up to the ears for a moment before resting on Iincyo's face. He pulls his headphones back as he looks around.

He frowns slightly as he listens. "Y'know, if you don't want to wear those, you don't really have to," Kazuki says simply. He doesn't take a fighting stance, instead chosing to go loose as he considers.

"Or not," he says. "It's your decision. I am ready when you are."

COMBATSYS: Kazuki has joined the fight here.

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Kazuki           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Iincyo


COMBATSYS: Kazuki focuses on his next action.

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Kazuki           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Iincyo


Choi, now, was being ignored. This either very good, or very bad. Staggering over to the cute catgirl, he was obviously quite drunk. Hiccuping once, he stabilizes himself on the counter. Well, this was weird. The Korean lacks his trademark claws right now! He was naked! Naked and drunk! Mumbling to himself, he pushes off the bar.

Leering widely, he slowly edges towards Iincyo. That leotard was making the midget feels more like a giant. A giant that she would adore! Violating her personal space bubble, he puts his weight on her thigh, clutching it tightly to keep his balance. Licking it, he raises up again, breathing up at her with a slow, stupid laugh. The blasts of whiskey are soon replaced with his unfocused speech as he pulls out one of his classic pickup lines.

"Um, hey there, uh, *burp* baby! I put the 'STD' in 'STUD'. But don't worry!" He starts, giving a wild spanking action right towards her buttocks. "I didn't forget about 'U'!"

COMBATSYS: Choi has joined the fight here.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Kazuki fails to counter Quick Strike from Choi with Counter Toss.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           0/-------/-------|


Kazuki heard Choi coming as the drunk slipped off of the stool. It is hard for him =NOT= to hear that foul, dischordant sound that the naked drunk is making as he approaches, to say NOTHING of the foul comment Choi makes. Kazuki is already moving, reaching for the shorter man's arm to simply grab him, and hurl him across the room. Choi has it coming, after all.

However, he is off. Choi is a lot faster than Kazuki has experienced, really. Choi's slapping hand strikes the Aikido prodigy right in the babymaker, forcing the Gedo student to fold in on himself with a wince.

"Oh It's no problem..." As Kazuki makes a note of them. "I .. ah.... am wearing them for a friend. They made it my outfit .. yes.. just the ears." She comments, without a hint of lying. Chairperson is good at the truth. "And I intend to hold my promise to her to wear them... ah Meow!"

And then Kazuki stays still for a bit. Oh.... she sees what he's doing. It looks like she'll have to go on the offensive.. even if it might cause a few problems on her end!

But that's not her trouble. ... Oh.. Dear god something is on her leg... maybe a cat or -... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. AND IT'S LICKING HER. Choi raises, laughing, drunk... and then the pickup line.. the girl is stunned and then Kazuki moves between him and her, and suddenly, Choi is slapping the guy in the .. WINCING, Iincyo needs to find ice.. uh there's some in that drink but she needs to get it out.. ah.. ah..

Grabbing it, the girl downs it without a second thought, handing the now empty container with ice, over to Kazuki. "H-Here!.. It'll help.." WEeeee... that was a kick.. she's seeing stars .. or something already. It's nothing. Really. "Nyaa.... HAH!"

Iincyo launches herself towards Choi.

GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE CHEST... lungs really. "WIND STANCE!"

COMBATSYS: Iincyo successfully hits Choi with Wind Stance.

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Choi             0/-------/-----==|=====--\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           0/-------/------=|


Well, being out of his mind, Choi slaps hard, and gets a grip. "Well, babe! You certainly, uh, are gifted! I've never such a women with such large, uh, oh." He mutters, looking up and down Kazuki. He giggles, and punches his own chest. "Hm, wow, you have a sister, toots! And she has balls bigger than mine! That is so ha-"

He looks over at Iincyo, and is greeted by a kick hard in the chest. Wow! That hurt! Crashing into a table behind him, he slides across, smashing into the floor. Rising up, he looks a bit... off. It might be the lazy eye. Or it might be the broken bottle jammed in his stomach. Gurgling, he looks down at the injury."Uh, whoa. Uh, hehe. Looks like I have been, um, hitting the bottle hard!"

Twisting it free, he look at it closely. Licking it slightly, he suddenly bursts out laughing. "Hey, its a bloody mary! Or, uh, a Bloody Choi!" He cackles, throwing the half a bottle in the ground. Blinking a few times from behind his glasses, he leans forward. And with disturbing speed, staggers under the table right inside the female student's area. Giggling, he sneers at the little girl, making grabbing motions with his hands. "Say, uh, how about you have a, um, taste of it?" He says, trying to climb on top of the girl right up to her face!

Oh god, what is he doing with his stomach? Why is he trying to make it dance?

OH MY GOD!

COMBATSYS: Iincyo fails to interrupt Zujou Sashi from Choi with Front Stance.

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Choi             0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           0/-------/=======|


Kazuki pulls himself together as he takes a half step to the side to allow Iincyo to strike at Choi. He frowns a bit as Choi starts to be, well, Choi.

He simply reaches for the older man's back in order to shoulder throw Choi across the room. He doesn't say much, but the frown on his face should get his point across pretty well.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Kazuki's Powered Toss.

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Choi             0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           0/-------/=======|


And as Iincyo tries to pull away.. simply because she doesn't like the guy, the girl watches as he climbs up to her, and them slams her palms towards Ch-NO DON'T USE THEM TO CLIMB ONTO HER ARGH.

Flailing around, Iincyo wastes time, energy, and effort, falling over and landing on the ground, twisting away... face down in alcohol being the result. MPPPH. THIS IS NOT ENJOYABLE NO IT IS NOT. And bleeding.. but Iincyo, now a bit tipsy, gets to her feet. "Mpph.... you know youuuuuu aren't a very nice man.... ou're pervtered! And dsGUSTING.. and PERVERTED." No. She's not saying things right

Right now.. he's just ..

SHE'S NOT EXACTLY ENJOYING THIS.

Slap slap slap. Choi's bloody belly slaps and smothers the poor girl. But then, thankfully for her, Kazuki tries and pulls him off. While his nimble forced tastings manages to evade a tight grip from the student, Choi certainly notices. Grumbling, he rolls off Iincyo, and pulls himself up a stool.

Grimacing at Kazuki, he growls. "Uh, hey! I, uh, saw your sister first, um, babe!" Stumbling over to him, he puts up a half-stance. As he closes in to the student. He seems to squint for a moment at him. "Oh, uh, sorry dude! I thought you were a hot girl! That means, oh, ugh. I totally, uh, got second base with you dude. Oh, ew, ew, that makes me, that makes me, that makes me want to, oh." He covers his mouth, face turning very green. And with a horrible retching noise, vomits what seems to be peanuts and whiskey in the direction of Kazuki.

And then as Choi FINALLY STOPS THE SMOTHERING.. Iincyo falls back. She's feeling a bit tipsy now. And she's being a biiiit winded.. oh she'll just hang back that seems like a great idea yeaaaahhh weeeeee.

Chairperson takes a few steps back.. and notices that she now needs ice as well.. and alcohol is great for that! So they won't notice her sneaking another, opening it, and pouring it .. slightly into her mouth.

And then on her face, which has the wounds. Then holding the ice to it.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwmmmmm." And throwing it to the side, Iincyo just happily smiles, holding her arms up, ooooh nooothing bad is happening at all! Especially not hacking, coughing, and the perverted man who drained her of her ability to fight soooo lets just work on this!

COMBATSYS: Iincyo gathers her will.

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Choi             0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/----===/=======|


COMBATSYS: Kazuki negates Thrown Object from Choi with Air Burst.
Glancing Hit

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Choi             0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/----===/=======|


Kazuki twists, pivoting back several feet in a single movement sweeping one arm in a broad movement. Seemingly out of nowhere, a short gust of wind sweeps in, taking the barf and the peanuts and throwing them right out the door and into the street.

Outside, someone yells in protest. Kazuki blinks once or twice, then frowns. "I'm not paying for that," he says simply.

Recovering from his bout of hurling, Choi simply begins laughing. "Haaaaw Haaaaw Haaaaw. I am just messing with you dude. Tell, uh, *hic* ugh. My stomach. Uuuuuugh." The Korean groans, grasping his stomach. Man, this sucked. He staggers back over to the bar, holding himself up with the back of the head. What he needed was booze.

Standing up again, he motions for the bartender. "Uh, hey! More of that, uh, SNF free juice! And, um, for the lady, could you make it special." The Korean grins broadly, as the barkeep goes to fix up the drinks.

He looks over to Iincyo, like nothing has happened. And frowns. Then downright snarls. "What the hell is a cat doing in here? And a giant cat? I HATE giant cats. Damn my neighbor Totaro! His stupid cat always was in my yard! STUPID CAT!" He roars, suddenly exploding from the bar elbow first. Watch out, little girl! Choi is a mean drunk now!

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Iincyo with Toorima Geri.

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Choi             0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/--=====/=======|


Neh.. "Myaaaaaaaaaaaa... myaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa myaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Iincyo remarks, stumbling a bit as she 'holds' her guard, more like arms pawing at the air. "Oooh.. the lights are all bright and the sky twinkly hazeeey... What? I no cat-" And then Iincyo is slammed into with an elbow, ERUPTING MIGHTILY towards the girl as it slams through her feeble guard and STRAIGHT INTO HER FACE. Well, the side of it.

Chairperson is sent spinning.. and as every drunk person knows, FAST SPINNING plus drunk is never good. But she gets to her feet.. and Chairperson isn't very good on her feet AT THE MOMENT. "WoooooooooooooaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHh nyaaah the world is SPINNNNNnnnniing."

"Oh you're that guy .. woo.. who elbooooowed me." And that's when Iincyo just runs towards Choi, randomly flailing with her arms, just trying to PAW HIM TO DEATH. "Nyaaaahhh mewww rawrrrrrrrrrrrrr hisssss weeeeeeeeeeee STUPID GUY STUPID STTUUUUUPIIIDDD!"

Kazuki frowns as the music changes dramatically. Alcohol messes with chi-flows, you know. He looks at Iincyo, before stepping in towards Choi. "That is enough out of you," Kazuki says softly as he grabs for Choi in order to bounce him off of a wall or three...

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Iincyo's Strong Punch.

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Choi             0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/--=====/=======|


COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Kazuki's Quick Throw.

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Choi             0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/--=====/=======|


Well, the cat was now trying to paw him. Choi starts shrieking, stumbling backwards. The world begins to spin faster and faster around him, obscuring his vision... Well, actually, the Korean was spinning too. Rolling along the ground like an eager sausage, he nimbly slips from the grasp of Kazuki AND being felt up by Iincyo. When he gets up again, he finds himself 20 feet away from the two kids. Well, it seemed much further than that. The Korean wobbles side to side, and cups his mouth. "HEY. ATTRACTIVE KID- *hic* ATTRACTIVE KIDS! I, uh, I WON'T HAVE YOU PICKING ON A KID LIKE ME! YOU BULLIES! I'M GUNNA GET YOU! STAY PUT! SUPER SPEED STRIKE, GO!" He roars, and starts running. Well, trying to run. It looks more like he is dragging heavy weights along the ground as he takes each step. When he feels himself close enough, he jumps up in the air, ready to unleash a flying kick... about 3 feet away from Kazuki.

Meanwhile, the bartender sets up the drinks on the counter. One of them seems a bit... fizzy. Maybe it is mineral water! It certain looks nice and fruit-flavored!

Bullies? They're bullies!? THIS MAN HAS THE GALL TO TRY AND SLAM HER FACE INTO HIS STOMACH and .. uh .. uh .. no she forgets what else. "Hic... heyyyyyyyyyyyy! You attacked us first so I'm going to get you just NYAAAH stop moving so much!" She flails wildly at the air, her catears staying on still somehow, as she just watches the man leap out of the way, yelling his attack name.

Iincyo, tired, ... moves over to the drink. You can imagine that.. she does indeed.. takes up the fizzy one, and then downs it.. sitting on the seat for a moment. "I.. I just need a drink! I'm thristy .. so I'll be riiiight up nyyyyyyah~!"

Ohhh kay she had too much. IT'S CLEAR NOW.

COMBATSYS: Iincyo gains composure.

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Choi             0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/---====/=======|


COMBATSYS: Kazuki counters Heavy Kick from Choi with Counter Toss.

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Choi             0/-------/--=====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/---====/=======|


Kazuki throws a worried glance at Iincyo as she decides she needs a drink. He needs to get her out of this bar, and quickly.

Choi, however, is not going to give him the time to handle that, however. The smaller man flies in with his amazingly named drop-kick. A drop kick that Kazuki 'heard' twenty feet ago. The Aikido Prodigy snakes a hand out, grabbing Choi by an ankle. Once he has the grip, he simply heaves, throwing the Korean into a wall. He knows Choi is not down, but the shorter man has a few drinks in him. Maybe he'll stay down anyway...

Well, Choi's amazing speed wasn't. Being hurled into the wall from his slow flying kick, he curls up into a ball at the bottom of the wall. He vomits again, and pulls his face from the floor. Eeeeew. Cookies. He tries to get up, but fails. He tries to get up again. And fails again. With a grunt, he inches himself across the floor, trying to get to the attractive catgirl. Who was looking older and more attractive by the minute. Well, so was Kazuki, for that matter. Maybe he would try another Quick Strike on him later!

As he nears the counter, Choi gurgles, rising up finally. He grips the counter, using it to keep him up. "Uh, oh, catgirl. You... um. *urp* You, um. *hic*" Choi stamps his foot, nearly losing his balance. "Oh, You get here so I can give you a kiss, please?" He barks, releasing the bar. Lurching forward, he tries to clutch the student in his arms, and tries to give her a sloppy, rough kiss. Beware of puke breath, Iincyo!

And that fizzy drink was FAR from mineral water!

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Iincyo with Quick Throw.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/-======/=======|


As Choi gets too close, Iincyo struggles to get away, and as he tries to give her a kiss, Iincyo doesn't want it, drunk or not, so when he goes to clutch her in his arms, Chairperson struggles, sliding instead, onto her face at the foot of the bar, and while Choi doesn't kiss her, Iincyo is quite..

Uh ... What's the word.

"AUGH! DON'T GO NEAR ME NYAAAH YOUR BREATHE IS HORRIBLE AND YOU ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She cries out, before suddenly kicking. High. Infact, she stays face down while she thrusts her feet up towards Choi.

Over and over. "NYAAAH GO AWAY GO AWAY!"

Kazuki winces as he watches the... exchange between Choi and the girl from Taiyo.

"This won't end well," Kazuki mutters as he simply stays put, allowing him to catch his breath...

COMBATSYS: Kazuki gains composure.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|-------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           1/-======/=======|


COMBATSYS: Choi interrupts Heavy Kick from Iincyo with Geketsu Tsuki.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Well, Choi tries very hard to make 1st base. However, Iincyo rejects him. Maybe she needs more beer goggles? In any case, she rejects him HARD. When the foot makes contact with the testicles, Choi momentarily is brought into lucid thought. The dwarf then responds in a simple, step by step manner. With a roar of pain, he smashes the little girl into a nearby stool HARD. And then, with his lucidity gone, curls up into a ball, whimpering for the pain she caused for both of his.

Kazuki is still frowning. This should HARDLY be a surprise. He wonders, for a measure, what his parents will think of this match.

Another measure passes before he realizes that he simply does not care. Kirigana simply walks up to the clearly pained Choi with no sympathy whatsoever as he scoops the drunk up and tries to forcefully eject the man from the bar.

Slammed hard into the stool, Iincyo staggers a bit, this way and that.... after getting up that is. Hard hitting is not her think, but for him to walk straight into a bar fight like that, Iincyo is not doing so well. "Aiee..... this is sppiiinninng all oooooover." She claims.

Before she attempts to do something ELSE.

And really, this is something else.

Grabbing something.. Iincyo takes the nearest table, and them swings it around, swinging it this way and that way, things falling from it. "YOushn yhaahahh Should NOTHs DO THISH!"

Woah she's losing the ability so speak! "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Kazuki's Quick Throw.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Iincyo's Large Thrown Object.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Well, there is good news and bad news. The good news is that Choi is really taking a beating hard from both of the students. He is clearly on the ropes, and that gashing wound in his body is starting to takes its toll. In most cases, this fight would be clearly in the bag in favor of the kids.

However, the bad news is that Choi was now angry.

With a screech, the Korean leaps out of Kazuki's arms. He was blindly sloshed now, but dangerously so. Like Iincyo, they were reaching the bad zone of booze. The table narrowly misses him; rather, Choi narrowly dodges the table somewhere in the air. The Bartender himself ducks to dodge it, cursing loudly. Maybe there was a reason why kids didn't drink here in the states.

The Korean mutters and spits incoherently. Unlike Iincyo, he didn't take a roofie. But like Kazuki, he just got smashed in the groin. Something that makes most men furious. Diving down at the Gedo Student, he attempts to place a square kick right in the middle of his chest. He may not have his claws. But he at least had Tae-Kwon-Do.

With the Korean leaping out of the way of the table.. and almost hits the Bartender. OOPS. As the Korean mutters, diving towards the Gedo student... Iincyo doesn't help. She merely takes another breather. Who knew being SO DRUNK did this to you.

She can barely keep up.. so she has to focus on this. "AH... YOUUUUUU! You ... YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. no YOUUUUU! I mean you shouldn't dooo thish!"

She flails a bit, trying to make a move over to Choi and the other one, but just can't find it in her .. so instead she attempts to simply see straight, and get back into a more fighting shape.

She'll need to!

COMBATSYS: Iincyo gathers her will.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


COMBATSYS: Kazuki blocks Choi's Light Kick.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
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Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Kazuki pulls both of his forearms in, catching the feet squarely. He does not move much; Choi does not have a lot of mass, and Kazuki knows how to absorb a hit somewhat.

He does not wait for Choi to land before driving a single fist into the Korean's face with a quick jab!

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Kazuki's Quick Punch.

[            \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////////      ]
Choi             1/-------/=======|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
[              \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Iincyo           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|


Choi is allergic to face punches. Like many midgets. So when Kazuki catches his attack, he breaks free. He was sooooo out of it. Rolling backwards through the air, he lands on his feet...

And falls promptly on his butt.

Groaning, the Korean, picks himself up. He was, dare he say it, growing sober? This was unacceptable! Grabbing a nearby bottle, he downed it quickly. But then, he does something... terrible! Smashing on the counter, he charges at poor Iincyo. Watch out, drunk little girl! Choi is able to keep a straight line, and it going to stab you! Stab you good!

COMBATSYS: Iincyo interrupts Power Strike from Choi with Lecture Attack.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////////      ]
Choi             1/---====/=======|=------\-------\0           Kazuki
[                 \\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


As Choi picks himself up, grabbing a bottle.. smashing it and then coming at the drunk girl... Iincyo, the catgirl, just smiles. "Nyaaah~ nyaaaah Nyaaaaah! Mishterr youuuuu aren't niiiiiiice!" She sing songs, having her sight actually line up for once... before she just catches the bottle. Her hand swipes the sharper parts clear off the bottle, in a combination of a boost for both her strength and her defense, buffing both as she focuses deep.

And then as he falls, he's caught, a hand grasping him and holding him in the air. "I'm TIRED OF YOOOOOOOUUUohmy...." And then well, she gets dizzy.. "I think..... SHYOU Not POhosg!" She's rally out of it now, and while she flails at Choi, hitting him as hard as she can in almost a drunken rage, Iincyo just KEEPS SWINGING. Her body glows bright blue as he begins to throttle Choi, "Mphhhhessh you shtupid little pervert man she nYAAA! MEWWW! MEEEWE!!!!"

And then in the spirit of drunkenness, kicks him as hard as she can towards the table and everything.

"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" She cries out, actually SAYING hiss. She's that drunk.

Before she wobbles this and that, staggering. She's not doing too well.. but she's not done yet. NOT YET... there is still pain for Choi soon.

Kazuki simply watches the drunken display of lecturing on the part of Iincyo. He grins a bit as he gets a bit more of a break.

"Not bad, Miss Taiyo," Kazuki says genuinely.

COMBATSYS: Kazuki gains composure.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////////////////////   ]
Choi             1/---====/=======|-------\-------\0           Kazuki
[                 \\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


Drunken lectures? Oh dear. It seems that in her heavily drugged state, she channels the one thing that Choi fears. The moment that the Korean sees her grab the bottle, he knows what is coming.

Great Justice.

By the time Iincyo is through with him, Choi is in a state of tears. Bawling, he lifts his shades for a moment, rubbing his eyes. "Uh, oh, uh, you are right, miss, I am such a terrible guy, I, I don't know! With a girl as preeeeetty as you, I can't help myself. And. And. Aaaaaaand!" He roars, picking himself up from the table. His torso is now freely bleeding, gushing blood from all sorts of places. And if you look carefully, you can even see a bit of gallbladder. Ick. But that isn't the bad part.

The bad part is how he is looking at Kazuki. "You think that is funny, buddy boy?" He starts, limping towards the student. He was glaring at him. Sober. Smug. And still has teeth! And look at that hair! Choi was boiling with anger. "You shink she is so good because I am SHORT?! Is that IT?!?! I'll show you short! SHORT! HAH! I knew it! You think I am LITTLE!" He roars, and bolts at the teenager, leaping over table and stool. Fists flying, he attempts to pound the poor kid into a bleeding pulp, channeling nearly berserker-like strength and speed in the process.

"N-nooooosht too shabbyyy yuself!" Is what Chairperson says, heavily under the influence. It's not a good sight.

And what happens after the beat down is the GUY IS FINALLY MADE TO UNDERSTANDS. Iincyo is just doing her best to beat the living heck out of Choi.. and after it all, after it all ends, Iincyo, drunken, still can't put a single thought in her mind of NOT KICKING THIS GUY ALOT. And so Iincyo tries to go do just that.

She's bleeding, she's not doing too well from the mixed drugs in her body.. and she's trying to beat the hell out of Choi at the same time. Quite a combination!

"You freaking .. pervenetmmeeeeww! I'm going to rip of your NYAAAH!" She runs after him, stumbling a bit, as he tries to pound the poor kid. She tries to simply kick Choi in the back. As hard as possible. AS HARD AS POSSIBLE. Over and over.

"Don't you RUN! Meeeeowwww!"

COMBATSYS: Kazuki fails to counter Hou'ou Kyaku from Choi with Counter Toss.

[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////          ]
Choi             0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0           Kazuki
[                 \\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


Kazuki's whole SCHOOL of martial arts centers on using an attacker's momentum and force against him. He has been practicing for the past twelve years or so, at the insistance of his parents.

He may be a decade or so early to try that against Choi in this situation. But he does anyway, because it is reflexive. The effort earns him a decent thrashing, but Kazuki manages to keep his feet through sheer determination.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Iincyo's Light Kick.

[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////          ]
Choi             0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0           Kazuki
[                 \\\\\\\\\\\\\  <
Iincyo           0/-------/---====|


Well, Choi was upset. With his frenzied assault winding down, he was still not happy. Why were these kids picking on him so much! It wasn't even fun anymore. And now, he was getting tired! Looking around briefly, he began to notice that the bar was empty. And wrecked. Thank goodness for SNF insurance! And he senses something else. A kick. A kick aimed for his back! Rather, he hears the battle cry. But it still works!

Growling, he leans backwards. Stumbling, he tries to stabilize himself. "Uh, just, well, fall already!" He shouts. "Stupid cats!" And with a loud belch, he backflips again. This time, however, he was trying to give that poor Iincyo a solid kick in the behind. Maybe that will teach her to drink! And pretend to be Kim!

COMBATSYS: Iincyo endures Choi's Hien Zan.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////          ]
Choi             0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0           Kazuki
[                     \\\\\\\\\  <
Iincyo           0/-------/=======|


As Choi leans backwards, stumbling, stabilizing himself, he cries out for Iincyo to just fall, a loud belch, and a KICK in the behind towards Chairperson! .. But there's something else. She TAKES THAT KICK. She's so drunk she just TAKES IT.

"Hic... you really shoudl notn doooshh thishs!" She cries, smiling while rosey red. She can't stay up much longer, especially with all the wounds. "Shoo I'll get SHU!"

And that aura flares up in a DRUNKEN FRENZY OF RUSHING STRAIGHT AT CHOI! "YOUSH AREN'T DONE WITH MESH YYSHET!"

And stumbling as fast as she can, she attempts to pin Choi against the wall with a well placed kick.... and then ... "NYAAAAH!"

HE MIGHT HAVE A TALKING TO.

Kazuki decides that perhaps it is best if he wait to see what passes between the Taiyo Girl and the Drunk Korean. However, he would not (if he were a gambler) be placing bets right this minute.

He simply pays attention to what his ears are telling him about the fight. About the ki flows and the motions.

COMBATSYS: Kazuki focuses on his next action.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////          ]
Choi             0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0           Kazuki
[                          \\\\  <
Iincyo           0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Choi parries Iincyo's Lecture Attack!

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////          ]
Choi             0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0           Kazuki
[                          \\\\  <
Iincyo           0/-------/-------|


No. NO! Anything but another lecture! Choi screams, watching the angry drunken girl approach him. Just like Kim, she would lecture him. But wait. She was not Kim. Kim was not drunk! A new burst of energy flows in him. As she closes in... he deflects the first strike with his arm. Then the second. And then the third. With a series of violent shouts, he wait for that fourth strike to land, ignoring her words! And with a roar of power, he charges at her body, ready to land a kidney punch to end her suffering kidneys!

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Iincyo with Geketsu Tsuki EX.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////          ]
Choi             0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0           Kazuki
[                                <
Iincyo           0/-------/----===|


And then Choi begins to deflect the strikes.. and then charges at her, a punch enough to send the girl landing flat on her face, tripping and just generally being unable to do much.

Well. Except for rushing towards him with a single palm strike.. before falling flat on her face.

There's not much she can do, drunk, dizzy, and fatigued. The entire room is spinning, if that's something, and the blood on the floor might make a nice touch.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow."

COMBATSYS: Iincyo can no longer fight.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////////////          ]
Choi             0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0           Kazuki


Kazuki lets out a low growl as he watches Choi power into Iincyo. He spin towards the Korean, lashing out with a single fist that falls far short of the apparent target. Kazuki, however, is grinning.

He knows that the gust of wind that will sweep through in the wake of the fist may be more than enough to throw Bounge out of the bar.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Iincyo's Wind Stance.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////////////           ]
Choi             0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0           Kazuki


COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Kazuki's Air Burst.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////////////           ]
Choi             0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0           Kazuki


The Korean was becoming more and more sober. On one hand, this made him more and more dangerous. On the other hand, it made everything more and more hard. For starters. Those gaping abdomen wounds? Really starting to hurt. With the little catgirl down, Choi had a chance to focus on the OTHER student. Who wasn't drunk.

With a yelp, he collapses to the ground, evading both the last strike from the Chairgirl AND the fresh breath of air from Kazuki. Staggering backwards, he groaned. Keeping his hand on an intact chair for balance, he calls out to the Gedo fighter. "Uh, whoa there, little man. Could a man my age get a little breather?" He picks himself up, weaving side to side alone. Let him make the first move. Choi could handle it.

COMBATSYS: Choi gains composure.

[                  \\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////////////           ]
Choi             0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki


Kazuki frowns a bit. That Gedo pride may be getting to him as he pulls himself up straight.

"Get out of here, sir. You need to go home and sleep it off," Kaz says firmly, yet politely. He could use the short break as well...

COMBATSYS: Kazuki gains composure.

[                  \\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Choi             0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0           Kazuki


The Korean frowns. "Uh, um. whoa. Look, kid, I am tired, I am drunk, and, uh." Choi seems to shudder for a moment. "Did I grab your crotch earlier. Oh my, *hic*"

He leans over awkwardly. He was weak from this double team. Shuffling on the ground on his hands and knees, he quickly covers distance. With a jolt, he bursts at the Student elbow first. He knew he had to be quick on his feet. That kid knew how to turn him into a rag doll. Which was much better than the other kind of doll.

COMBATSYS: Kazuki fails to counter Toorima Geri from Choi with Counter Toss.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////             ]
Choi             0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0           Kazuki


Kazuki tries again to use Choi's own charge to send him into a wall. That damn Korean is, once again, just a bit too fast for Kazuki to get the grab.

He staggers under the strike, wiping the back of his hand under his chin as the normally laid back youth fixes the older man with a steely glare. "Have it your way, then."

His way indeed. Choi doesn't pull back after his first strike. Sneering, he whips his leg around, trying to smash the child right in the knees. Choi was going to push to counter-happy teenager over the edge. He might think he was smart. He might think he was well trained. He might even think he is experienced. But Choi was all those things. And he didn't think he was any of those things. Except maybe smart. But that was because he hung around Chang.
RI mean. Its Chang.

COMBATSYS: Kazuki fails to counter Light Kick from Choi with Counter Toss.

[                  \\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Choi             0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0           Kazuki


And Kazuki may have cause to rethink some things. The leg slams into his knee with a rather meaty sound, forcing the young man to the floor as his balance fails catastrophically. He's breathing hard. He may be in trouble...

And now, with his kick landing solidly in place, Choi decides to finish up his combo with one more strike. With his opposite leg, he jumps up in the air. Unleashing a somersault kick, he attempts to smash the Kazuki in the jaw. If it missed, well, at least he could give himself some space. The Korean was meaning business now. The student better pull something out of his pocket before the Korean unleashes his secret technique.

COMBATSYS: Kazuki blocks Choi's Hien Zan.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////                   ]
Choi             0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0           Kazuki


Kazuki decides to play his defense more... defensively. He brings his arms up to block the incoming kick, avoiding far more serious damage even as he gasps for air.

Kirigana is looking for his opening. He just has to listen for it...

COMBATSYS: Kazuki gains composure.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  //////////////                ]
Choi             0/-------/--=====|===----\-------\0           Kazuki


Choi's counter strike met nothing but arm. No matter. Landing the ground deftly, the midget was already charging him. The Korean was feeling winded himself, but that was probably related to the booze wearing off. At least he was in control. The poor kid was sticking to the defensive. Naturally, that was his best bet. Unless, of course, Choi can nickle and dime him down to size.

As he approached, the Korean spit some blood at the ground. "Come on, buddy boy, weren't you supposed to grab a drink in this fight?" Scooping a mug off the ground, he rolls low to the ground, trying to dive between his legs. If he made it to the other side, he would be smashing that mug right at his knees. Hitting the same point over and over again? Was this being... technical?

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Kazuki with Quick Strike.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////                   ]
Choi             0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0           Kazuki


Kazuki takes the strike to the other knee, wobbling as he does so. "I'm a minor," Kazuki answers amicably as he turns an ear to Choi. Just keep flapping your gums, buddy.

Kazuki will have your tune soon enough...

COMBATSYS: Kazuki focuses on his next action.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////                   ]
Choi             0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0           Kazuki


Hear his tune? Choi was certainly going to give him a tune. "So what?" He snarls, jumping in the air. Man, to only have his claws. He would have wiped the floor with this brat if he had them. Stupid customs! At least he looks honest in this fight. Well, in this half of the fight. As he falls back down, he brings his leg around, trying to smash our Gedo student right in the ear.

Just as Kazuki planned, most likely.

COMBATSYS: Kazuki counters Light Kick from Choi with Counter Toss.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////                     ]
Choi             0/-------/=======|====---\-------\0           Kazuki


Kazuki smiles a bit. There's that familiar chord again. As ugly as it is, Kazuki remembers it clearly. He knows where the next strike is going, and just how fast it is.

He pivots, reaching up with both hands to grab the kicking ankle even as he drops his own center of gravity to the floor. The result sends Choi towards the door at a pretty high speed.

Ah. So the defender's patience finally paid off. Grunting painfully, the poor Korean was smashed into the door, flying it to flinders. Looks like he was going to bite it. There was no way Choi could survive that with his fluids leaking so much. Right?

Wrong. Choi perks right up, perk being a loose phrase for 'ooze up and stare groggily at the ceiling. Blood-tinged foam leaks from his mouth, stomach, and ears. Wow. Maybe Kazuki wasn't the only one getting nickled and dimed here.

The Korean begins to gallop across the bar again. With a moan, he leaps in the air again. But something seems off. His right arm was wound up. Ready to smash the Kid in the face. And right before he closed in...

He brings his left arm in an uppercut.

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Kazuki with Power Strike.

[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////                          ]
Choi             1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1           Kazuki


Kazuki's head snaps back from the strike. He wobbles dangerously, and is having trouble keeping any kind of visual or even audial focus at this point as his own heartbeat roars in his ears.

He blinks slowly at Choi as he considers for a moment. Something HAS to work, he would think. Then he has it. Maybe. He takes a deep step forward, not quite closing the gap as he thrusts both palms forward. He glows blue for the briefest of moments, before a masive burst of wind sweeps through the bar out of nowhere!

COMBATSYS: Choi parries Kazuki's Wind Blast!

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ////                          ]
Choi             1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0           Kazuki


The blast of wind is unleashed. Normally, unleashing such a gust would have been the end of the Korean. After all, he is small. Light. Easily tossed about. And drunk. Especially drunk. It would take a miracle for Choi to evade such an overwhelming strike. And then, Choi does the unthinkable.

Choi breaks wind.

Hands crossed in front of him, Choi cleaves through the blast of air and dives under Kazuki's arms. And that was it. "Remember how we first met, buddy boy?" The Korean snarls, sticking his arms up to disrupt the teenager's assault. "Well, I want to make this clear. I'm not doing this because I think you are hot." He spits, before unleashing a brutal assault right into the groin of the sober teenager.

Just to teach him that not drinking is wrong.

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Kazuki with Hou'ou Kyaku EX.
- Power hit! -

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >                                ]
Choi             0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Kazuki


Power hit to the nuts.

Not much Kazuki to do to roll with it or block it. Nope. The Gedo student's response is a classic. He drops to the floor like a sack of bricks gasping for air. He doesn't really get up from that.

You'd have to be, like, Gan or someone made of Miracle Meat in order to survive something like that.

COMBATSYS: Kazuki takes no action.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  <
Choi             0/-------/------=|


COMBATSYS: Kazuki can no longer fight.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  <
Choi             0/-------/------=|


Choi stands alone in the bar. He just beat up a bunch of kids. He was likely going to end up in jail now. There was only one thing left to do.

Choi goes back over to the counter. Where was that drink he ordered for himself?

Log created on 20:48:24 03/30/2008 by Iincyo, and last modified on 17:04:01 04/01/2008.