Description: The Bullfighting Ring sees more than just skewered cows, as the tandem of Hugo and Vyle take on a bandaged Alex. However, things get a bit complicated as Hugo ends up turning on his own partner! And Vyle remains an ass! (Winners: Hugo and Vyle)
The crowd's already wild. Alex... not so much.
Alex doesn't usually make a note of showing up to his fights early. He shows up when it's time to start fighting, and he skips the pre-game and post-game round-ups. He never cared much for the media. Today's a little different. For one, Alex is wrapped in bandages; his torso and head look vaguely mummy-ish, and his fingers are wrapped in bandages, too. One eye is completely covered. The announcer is going on and on in commentary regarding their source -- a battle, days earlier, with Kain. There was a lot of fire. When it was over, Alex was standing, and Kain wasn't. In the week since he landed on the shore of Southtown, Alex has taken apart everyone who's come near him. There's a bit of buzz.
Mummy-Alex might look like a mess, but he doesn't seem to be slowed as he walks out onto the dirt. The fight's in a bullring, and the stands are pretty packed. There are no bulls today, however -- just Alex, Hugo, and one Vernon Cross. This should be fun. And catastrophically violent.
"No!" 'You have to! We signed up for it!' "Never." Poison waves towards the bullfighting arena. 'You have to, Hugo! You have to fight!' Hugo crosses his arms and gives a deep frown. 'Look, I know that you want to do it like this... but this Geese guy must be a moron!' Hugo turns his head up towards the hallway, looking across at the bandaged Alex. His mouth curls down further. Hugo rather unhappily slides Poison out of his way and moves up towards the open area, chain jangling idly at his side.
Hugo's gears very slowly turn in his mind. He will make this battle a battle worthy of the audience. It is his duty as a wrestler.
Meanwhile, Hugo's opponent....well, he has no problem fighting an injured man. He doesn't have principles like Hugo might seem to. Smirking, the sick, sad Rudo makes his way into the bullfight ring, chuckling as he looks over the bandaged over ALex. "Well....guess you picked the wrong day to study being a mummy. Guess I'll just have to help you get back to your coffin, eh?" He says, grinning rather cockily. More than is healthy for him, probably.
"Yeah," Alex says, in response to Vyle's taunts. His eyes are focused mostly on Hugo as he walks -- or, more properly, /moves/ -- onto the battlefield. Things like Hugo don't travel. They simply arrive. He's a giant of a man and a fighter. "Andore," he grunts, with recognition. "Don't sweat the bandages. They don't slow me down. And neither will you." With his one good eye, Alex looks at Vyle, tightening his headband with both hands. They don't seem to put him at too much of a disadvantage; Alex always was one to bite down and ignore the pain.
"This crowd usually sees bullfights. They're gonna want blood." Alex finishes with his headband and works on straightening out the bandages on his hands. "I hate crowds, but this one? I'll indulge them."
COMBATSYS: Alex has started a fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Vyle has joined the fight here on the right meter side.
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Alex 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Vyle
COMBATSYS: Hugo has joined the fight here.
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Hugo 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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Alex 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Hugo has joined the fight here on the right meter side.
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Alex 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|-------\-------\0 Hugo
The huge mountain of a man stares down at Alex. His face slowly turns up in a grin. "Alex." He rumbles. He saves his words, being a man of action, not a man of sissy words. He stands up tall over Alex, gauging him. He doesn't like the idea of bandages, but he knows that Alex is a man of enormous strength. He whispers low. "The crowd is eager." He doesn't want to break the show, however.
Hugo slowly turns towards Vyle as the smaller man here speaks, "Leave." He doesn't offer explanation. He simply orders. Poison calls out from the sideline. 'What are you doing, Hugo?!'
Blood? Vyle can do blood. Hell, if he has to drag out a chair from the stands, he can oblige! Heck, he even brought a few illegal foreign objects, well hidden inside of his pants like any good heel would hide them. He looks between the two mountainous men, obviously heavyweights. He snorts as Hugo tells him to leave. "...right, Lenny, I'm gonna leave the retarded big half of this team alone. Dream on." He's definitely abrasive. "The crowd wants blood, I've got blood on my mind."
Alex tilts his head frm Hugo to Vyle. "Should've known you wouldn't be that kind of guy, Andore-- but a fight's a fight, and we signed up for it." Alex is satisfied, at this point, with the status of his bandages. They won't fall off during the fight, and his insides won't, say, spill out or anything. "I'll take you both on, right here. One after the other. Figure out the details. I came to fight," he says, and then turns his back, walking to his end of the ring. They'll pick a starter... and then this can begin.
Hugo points his finger over at Vyle. "You will wait." Hugo demands immediately. He will do this one on one. If Vyle wins afterwards, it would not be much of a victory. If Hugo wins, it will be a proper win. He will have fought Alex properly. He doesn't seem to allow much room for argument. He moves his way up towards the center of the bull fighting arena once more, standing up tall. His hands lift up high above him and he bellows out in challenge. "I am the greatest wrestler!" He demands. Poison's voice comes over the speaker system. 'Does Alex dare challenge Hugo and his awesome might?!'
Most people would shy away at the mountain that Hugo is. Enough that a direct demand from him would send them cowering under their seats. Luckily....Vyle is not most people. He's met mountains like him, and they failed to impress just like Hugo fails to impress him. "Hey, I don't like this as much as you do, but we're partners in this, pally. So suck it up and use what little braincells you have in that echoing head of yours." Slinking down into a low, rather erratic looking wrestling stance, Vyle stares toward Alex, eyes narrowed as he gets ready to attack as well.
Alex glares at his foes, each of them, before shaking his head at the voice coming over the loudspeaker. Does Alex dare? Well, it sure seems like he does. He doesn't seem out to impress Vyle, the audience, or even Hugo -- he simply starts walking across the dirt floor of the arena towards the two of them as though he were delivering mail. "That's the one thing I never got about you guys--" he grunts, and once he's close enough to reach he seems intend on hurling his fist into Hugo's chest in an attempt to topple the giant.
"--always so damn melodramatic."
COMBATSYS: Alex successfully hits Hugo with Hand Stamp.
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Alex 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|==-----\-------\0 Hugo
Oh, it's all part of the show, Alex. Don't you get it? Hugo doesn't seem to mind much. It's fun, actually. It's like a game as well as a fight. He throws his chest out towards the fist in defiance, taking the blunt of the blow and forcing him to stagger back enough to fall to the ground. A rumbling laugh comes up from him as he pulls himself up once more, "That's not a good punch." He turns towards Vyle, glaring at him to keep his distance. This was his fight.
Hugo slowly moves forward to close the distance created, pulling his arms back in a mighty wave to either side. He then throws his weight forward and brings both his hands for Alex, palms out and fingers spread wide.
His fight....right. Vyle isn't about to forgo any kind of violence here. He wants blood too! In any case, as Alex come in to snap his hand out at Hugo, Vyle comes in himself. He lances in, as Hugo tries to simply pile his weight on top of the bandaged fighter. While the bigman goes high? Well, Vyle goes low, trying to dropkick right into ALex's knee.
COMBATSYS: Alex blocks Vyle's Light Kick.
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Alex 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=------\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Alex Toughs Out Hugo's Giant Palm Bomber!
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Alex 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|==-----\-------\0 Hugo
Alex finds himself cornered by his opponents as the crowd goes wild -- now that there's some action down there in the dirt. The Spanish are plenty familiar with a little bit of drama and showmanship. That's probably why they're rooting, overwhelmingly, for Hugo and Vyle to take the win. Hugo's open palms come from either direction first. "Yeah? You wanna see a good hit?!" BAM! Alex catches both of Hugo's palms with his own, sandwiching himself between them but doing so on his terms, raising his knee just in time to Vyle's dropkick on the shin. Lowering his eyes and setting his gaze, Alex seems to focus most intently on Hugo, setting Vyle to the side -- for now.
"Here's one!" Rolling onto his back, Alex attempts to leverage Hugo's tremendous weight against him, planting his feet against the giant's chest and grunting for exertion. If he can, he'll give Hugo one turn in the air, and then snap right back up to seize his foe... and drill him down into the ground with both arms, trying to take advantage of that massive bulk.
COMBATSYS: Alex successfully hits Hugo with Powerbomb.
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Alex 0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
The giant is impressed. He sees Alex hold out his hands, keep back his mighty strength. He grins at this turn of events. Alex was sure a great man! A true fighter. But Hugo looks quite angry when Vyle moves in. Oh, this was his fight. Hugo looks like he is about to take care of Vyle, throwing his hand for him when Alex grabs him by the chest.
The momentum works with Alex, allowing him to pull Hugo up and over and into the ground. He falls against it with a mighty grunt, but he doesn't seem to be quite down yet! The man mountain works his way up and makes a quick grab for Alex's legs to try and rather bodily hurl him towards one of the walls. Away from Vyle, of course. His fight! His fight!
Hugo seems to be quite the manchild. That's what Vyle thinks, anyways, as he spots the massive hand thrusting out for him. OF course, Alex takes care of that by powerboming the big man massively. "Again, LENNY...we're teammates in this. YOu think I like working with a giant dumbass like you?" he shouts. As he tries to bodily fling Alex toward one of the walls. Vyle decides to try something himself, swinging his legs up and hopefully catching Alex in a mighty headscissors, regardless of whether Hugo succeeds in tossing Alex or not.
COMBATSYS: Alex just-defends Hugo's Strong Throw!
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Alex 0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Alex endures Vyle's Medium Throw.
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Alex 0/-------/--=====|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
Here comes Hugo again -- Alex gave himself a moment of distance between the two fighters, but Hugo comes back in an instant, trying to hurl him towards the wall. Alex gets picked up and launched like a ping pong ball... but he doesn't hit the wall in a terrible sort of way. He kind of lands feet first, pushing in on it and kicking off. It's not a turnbuckle, but it'll do. Just in time for Vyle to arrive with a scissorkick... but with so much of that forward momentum, Alex has his own surprise: He's planning on digging his knee into Vyle at the same time and drive him straight down into the dirt, delivering all of that speed and mass into one sickening blow.
Vyle talks the talk. But can he walk the walk? Hugo's teeth grind and the big man frowns deeply. Oh, you really pushed his button.
Hugo moves over to one of the bullfighting walls, grabbing a large wall of wood(you know the ones you always see in the Bugs Bunny cartoon). He proceeds to then rather bodily rip it right off the ground. He was a manchild in the way he walked, sure, but he had pride. And you don't really want to break that pride. He'll break you. He holds the wooden wall upward and hurls it like one might hurl a frisbee at Vyle. Yes, that's right, Vyle.
COMBATSYS: Vyle dodges Hugo's Large Thrown Object.
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Alex 0/-------/--=====|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Vyle counters Air Stampede from Alex with Antidote.
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Alex 0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
Hey, this wasn't the plan! Leave it to the bit dumb giant to screw things up it seems. When Hugo flings the giant wooden barricade thing in the ring and simply HURLS it toward Vyle the rudo's forced to dive out of the way. "HEY! ARE YOU BLIND AS WELL AS STUPID?!" he shouts. Of course...that distracts him a bit from the fact that Alex is trying to knee-tackle him.
Too bad it wasn't distracted enough. Rather than scissor Vyle with his legs, Alex finds himself caught instead. Leaping up, Vyle grabs Alex across the chest and throat with one arm, swinging up to stall the bigger man's forward momentum the best he can...before simply landing on his butt. Alex? He gets a nice chinful of Vyle's shoulder, hopefully jarring loose a tooth or too. Just because Vyle's mouthy doesn't mean the man can't wrestle....
Alex's face doesn't take damage any worse than it's already taken; he's been getting his fair share of beat-around, after all. Crawling back up to his feet, Alex rubs his chin, looking from Vyle to Hugo and back again. "Well," he grunts, looking at Vyle. "I don't care if you two fight each other... as long as you both don't forget that /I'm/ your opponent!" he roars, before running at Vyle. Now that he's proven himself competent, he's proven himself a target, and Alex takes off in a jump, both feet cming together to deliver one tremendous dropkick onto the unhurt Vyle.
Oh, Hugo hasn't forgotten, Alex, don't worry. He just doesn't like the way Vyle is referring to him. After all, Hugo is not dumb. He's just a little slow. And he has morals. He is a proper showman and he takes his business very seriously. This is important to him. Sure it's something of a game. He considers it briefly.
No, Vyle hasn't been taught enough. He needs another good smacking to remind him who is the professional is here and who is the lippy annoying guy. For those of you keeping count, Vyle is the latter. Hugo has brought the distance back up as the wood plank sailed, giving him room to get in near Vyle. While Alex goes high, Hugo goes low this time, throwing his weight in a low to the ground burst. More specifically, in the form of his mighty butt flying towards Vyle.
COMBATSYS: Vyle dodges Hugo's Heavy Kick.
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Alex 0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Vyle dodges Alex's Strong Kick.
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Alex 0/-------/=======|=------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
Hey, Vyle's plenty professional. He's professional enough that he actually decides it's best to focus on the guy who...you know, he's actually SUPPOSED to fight, and let Hugo off the hook until Mr. Mummy's dead. In any case, while Alex tries to drop kick him, and Hugo tries to simply butt splash Vyle, the wrestler does the smart thing...and simply jumps over both. "YOU'RE NEXT, 8TH BLUNDER!" he shouts to Hugo before trying his best to rapid-stomp into Alex's chest before he can land from the dropkick.
COMBATSYS: Alex blocks Vyle's Riot Stampede.
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Alex 0/-------/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
Rose heads to the Atlantic Ocean.
Vyle starts moving fast -- and Alex misses, completely. He seems impressed, twisting around on his heel and grinning. "Huh," he grunts. "You want to play with the big boys? Looks like you've got some moxy... That much, I can appreciate--But I ain't your ally, and I ain't coming to your rescue. Far as I'm concerned, you're just making this a little easier on me," he says, before changing his course and leaping at Hugo, looking to hit him and drill him into the dirt. He doesn't have any allies, but, hey -- if they're gonna fight, it's their problem.
COMBATSYS: Hugo interrupts Strong Throw from Alex with Meat Squasher.
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Alex 1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\===----\1 Hugo
Alex draws Hugo's attention. Sure, he could keep beating up Vyle, but when Alex's arms come towards him, Hugo has to answer rather properly. He throws himself towards Alex in return, meaning to, well, tackle him to the ground as well. Sure, he can't stop it from hurting, but he can get his body up enough to make Alex regret attacking Hugo so bodily. Vyle is off the hook for now.
For now.
Well...that's good. Vyle gets a breather from both Alex and Hugo. That gives the rudo some time to think. He ponders going after Hugo after the punk tried to squash him....but again, Alex is his opponent. SUre, he'll antagonize Hugo, but Alex is the guy he's supposed to beat up. So...he remains focused on him, trying to think the best way to crack him...
COMBATSYS: Vyle focuses on his next action.
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Alex 1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\===----\1 Hugo
Great. Now there's a big pause. Big pauses? Those are Alex's favorite. Honest. After being put into the ground by Hugo, Alex, it seems, is starting to rev up. This fight is, after all, serious. And he's a serious fighter. Both of these things are true. So, when Alex springs up from the terrible beating he received at Hugo's hands, nothing can possibly be good.
Alex lurches forward, trying to grab Hugo by the unitard and pull him straight down to eye level. All the better for him to repeatedly, mercilessly headbut his opponent in the face. Again. And again. And again.
COMBATSYS: Alex successfully hits Hugo with Stungun Headbutt.
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Alex 0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\======-\1 Hugo
Hugo is grabbed by the shirt and pulled down with surprise. This was unexpected! The head comes in and in and in. Oh, it's quite a bit of a problem for Hugo. A blood spot appears on Hugo's head as he finally is able to brace Alex away. "You are good." He compliments Alex. He is quite good! Hugo is honored to fight him. But it is soured by Vyle. Either way, Hugo moves in rather quickly, opening his arms out wide in a struggle to reach in and grab Alex.
It's a massive piledriver, a back breaker, and a body slam he is going for. Unless Alex slips away, of course. If not, it is going to hurt.
Soured? He's souring it? Well...Hugo doesn't seem to be faring much better than Vyle has. And Vyle's actually been able to avoid just about everything tossed at him. Even by his own partner. Either way, Vyle waits to see what happens with Hugo's attempted series of painful techniques. Regardless of whether he manages to strike gold or not, Vyle's there to pick up the slack, jumping forward and trying to simply elbow drop the meaty bandaged man.
COMBATSYS: Vyle successfully hits Alex with Quick Punch.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-
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Alex 0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|===----\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Hugo successfully hits Alex with Gigas Breaker.
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Alex 0/-------/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|===----\-------\0 Hugo
"See what you can accomplish when you start working as a team?!" Alex rasps, before, abruptly, Vyle pops him in the face with his elbow. It stings. "--Ow!" he yells, more frustrated than anything else. And then Hugo takes him... for a ride. The results are not very much fun for poor Alex, who is delivered unto the Earth in a messy, brutal fashion. The entire arena shakes; Alex and Hugo are big, big, guys, and all of these almost certainly hurts a great deal. When it's over, Alex is flat on the ground, face-first in the dirt. And then?
And then Alex stands up. He's wobbly. He's hurting. But, as he lurches ahead towards Hugo, implacable, he is undeniably still going. "What's wrong?" he hisses. "Don't tell me you're out of juice already... 'cause I'm..." Man, it hurts to move. "I'm -- just -- getting -- started!" Alex howls, before taking off like a rocket for Hugo, one elbow flashing with chi and agony.
COMBATSYS: Alex successfully hits Hugo with Flash Chop.
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Alex 1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|======-\-------\0 Hugo
Hugo pulls back from the throw, landing on the ground with a stomp. He seems rather ready to do this. He seems ready to win. But Alex prevents this by throwing himself towards Hugo. As he charges, Hugo tries to throw up his arms and pull the blow away from him. Mind you, chi is not his enemy, he seems to be able to take it. But the sheer weight of the blow is enough to make Hugo stagger.
He slowly moves back, wobbling. Alex was mighty, very mighty. He was a worthy opponent. Hugo grins slowly, the blood from his forehead falling down. He is going to have to go out like he came in. A showman. He tries to get Alex up with the last of his momentum up onto his shoulders where he will give him the very last he has. But he can't say he didn't give it everything.
COMBATSYS: Hugo has reached second wind!
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Alex 1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|======-\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Hugo successfully hits Alex with Somersault Press.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-
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Alex 1/--=====/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\=------\1 Hugo
"--Jeez--" Alex doesn't have time to react. Hugo moves like a steamroller. Alex is just along for the journey, crushed under Hugo's shoulder and left a broken, bleeding mess as he's hurled away from Hugo and towards... Vyle, where he lands, rather painfully in place. And then he starts, once more, to implacably, impossibly stand up. Slowly. Wobbly.
"Hey, you," he hisses. "--don't say I never gave you nothin'," he says, before coming after Hugo again with one foot leading a last stand charge.
COMBATSYS: Alex has reached second wind!
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Alex 1/--=====/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|=======\=------\1 Hugo
Hey, has Vyle been forgotten in all this? While it's quite the mountainous struggle here...VYle's not about to be ignored here. He wants his pound of flesh here too! Snorting, he leaps after Alex as he tries to boot Hugo right in the face. Heck, he even vaults off Hugo to do so! "SURPRISE, JACKASS!" he shouts, leaping for Alex and trying to wrap his arm around his neck to pull him into one nasty looking DDT.
COMBATSYS: Alex successfully hits Hugo with Strong Kick.
- Power hit! -
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Hugo is invigored for a moment. The height of battle perhaps. It's strange. He seems almost weightless. Well, seems is important. When he tries to dodge Alex's mighty kick, he is simply unable. It beats him right in the chest. It seems he is down for the count once more. But he still has another one more pull in him.
Hugo lets out a mighty bellow. "I shall not lose!" He tells Alex, dropping his elbow down with a mighty thrust, then leading into a huge swat with his right hand, then his left. He throws his chest and then finishes off with a swing of his palms.
COMBATSYS: Hugo has reached third wind!
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Alex 1/-======/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|====---\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Alex dodges Hugo's Hammer Mountain.
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Alex 1/-======/=======|-------\-------\0 Vyle
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|====---\-------\0 Hugo
COMBATSYS: Vyle successfully hits Alex with Strong Throw.
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|====---\-------\0 Hugo
Alex is able to step backwards and out of the reach of Hugo -- and he does so just in time for Vyle to hit him, hard, with a DDT. But defying logic and sense, Alex stands up, again, setting his eyes on... Vyle. "Man, for a second I almost pitied you--" Somewhere, Alex's kid sister giggles, because Alex is really a big softie inside. "--shows what I know. Get out of here," he grunts, before taking a step towards Vyle. The results will be painful, because if Alex can get a hand on him, he'll just keep picking him up and slamming him into the ground until he stops moving.
COMBATSYS: Vyle fails to counter Hyper Bomb from Alex with Antidote.
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Alex 0/-------/---====|=======\=------\1 Vyle
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|====---\-------\0 Hugo
Vyle may be more competant then either of them gave him credit for. But...he's still a much smaller man than either. So...when he gets hit...it HURTS. And that's exactly what happens as he tries to grab Alex before the man can get a hand on him...and instead gets powerbombed to HELL and back...and then BACK to Hell. "URGHH...GKHNn...GHNnnnnnn...KAAAHhhhgn...." Finally, Vyle goes limp for a while, coughing at he massive damage his back just experienced. Yeah...that's...not something to brush off...
Hugo doesn't know whether to go for Vyle or Alex here. But, sadly, he must do what is proper. He heaves as he stands up once more, standing up tall like the tower he is once more. Alex's flash gives Hugo more respect for the man. He is an adversary, but who says you can't like them? Besides, good and bad are only images.
With another burst of speed and strength, Hugo moves up towards Alex to grab him by that bandana. "You are a good fighter!" He admits before he attempts to throw Alex by the face down against the ground and dirt. Do they either ever go down?
COMBATSYS: Alex dodges Hugo's Strong Throw.
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Alex 0/-------/---====|=======\=------\1 Vyle
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|====---\-------\0 Hugo
Alex ducks back and around Hugo. They're both huge, and slow -- but Alex isn't as huge, and he isn't as slow. Having finished the flattening of Vyle, Alex steps /around/ Hugo in a broad path, winding up in the back of the beast. "Yeah? Same to you, pal--but take my advice! Next time, lose the dog and pony act... and show me what a real fight is!" he yells, before trying to grab Hugo under the arms and suplex him straight into the ground.
Vyle groans, muttering several curses as he slowly peels himself back out of the ground. He's in pain...but he's used to pain. In any case, he looks toward his target, just as Alex tries to lift the mountain of a man that his partner is into the air with a suplex. "Mgnh....bastard," he mutters, lunging and trying to quickly tackle the man right at the ankles. It won't do much to actually hurt him...but who knows? He might just get Hugo to drop down and flatten Mr. Mummy like a pancake!
COMBATSYS: Alex successfully hits Hugo with Quick Throw.
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Alex 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Vyle
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|=======\-------\0 Hugo
Hugo goes down into the ground. He glares at Alex, but he grins. He doesn't have any more witty banter in him. He never does. But he does have plenty of vigor. He keeps getting up and going back down. But he doesn't have enough to throw a huge amount at Alex. He has to do something though. He reaches up to grab Alex by the neck and tries to tumble over him and pin him under his bulk. Alex will live and die by the meat.
COMBATSYS: Hugo can no longer fight.
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Alex 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Vyle
COMBATSYS: Hugo successfully hits Alex with Strong Throw.
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Alex 1/-------/=======|=======\=------\1 Vyle
COMBATSYS: Alex dodges Vyle's Fast Throw.
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Alex 1/-------/=======|=======\=------\1 Vyle
"Hey--you /wouldn't/--you basta--" And then Alex is swallowed up by the fat of Hugo. It's grotesque and terrible and in those few seconds Alex is traumatized beyond all that he knows. And then he throws off the big lug, tossing him off to the side before clawing his way back up to his feet, again. And he looks at Vyle, and he frowns.
"This isn't funny anymore," he mutters, stepping over Hugo -- who seems to finally be stationary. He's walking towards Vyle, and if he touches him, he's going to pick him up and put him right back down again.
COMBATSYS: Alex can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Vyle fails to counter Spiral DDT from Alex with Relapse.
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|=======\-------\0 Vyle
And once he delivers Vyle into the ground... Alex stops moving, too, flinching with what looks like depression and deep personal tragedy.
Hugo lies on the ground. He makes a mental point to find Vyle and suplex a car into him. A bus. But he doesn't look too good. But he is very happy. Best fight he has had in a long time.
Well...Vyle was hoping to stop Alex right in his tracks as the spent man tried to DDT him, like Vyle had done to him before. Unfortunately...the meat is too much, and he gets sucked right in, drven into the ground with a thunderous slam. WHile it seems like he's out....the man somehow manages to get up, slowly rising to his feet. Sure, he looks like crap...but he's still alive. He won...and that's all that matters. Looking down to Alex, clutching his head and his back, he snorts. "Bastard." He then spits at Alex's KOed form. "Shows what you had..." Looking back to Hugo, he snorts at him too and spits again. "And that's for attacking ME you bastard. Even I'm not stupid enough to attack my own partner for no damn reason. You never tag teamed before, ass?" Sure, he can't hear him, but at least Vyle can get in the last word...
COMBATSYS: Vyle has ended the fight here.
Hugo's hand moves slightly. He isn't unconscious, just unable to continue. He can still breathe on you, Vyle. Poison shouts over the PA system. 'I SAW THAT! You better watch your step, boy! Hugo will get you back.'
Vyle looks up, hearing the PA shout down at him. "....Oh, *BLEEP* YOU!" he shouts back, giving a rather...rude gesture back toward the commentator's booth. "Teach your boy how to be part of a tag team first, eh?! At least after he learns how to count without using his fingers!"
And off in the crowd there is a large amount of movement as a fat man in a custom tailored Armani suit and wearing shades gets up. The other main thing to point out is he is wearing a luchador mask of blue and yellow colors. Oh how he wanted to be in on this fight, but business called and Geese needed him to take care of business nearby. Of course that didn't stop him from getting in some sights of the mighty duel. Slowly the man trundles off and possibly goes to sit on Vyle's car for fun and profit. IT'S GOT TO BE TIME. >B|
Poison continues to shout. 'That wasn't tag-team! That was 2 on 1! Hugo wants his fights to be fair! Just you wait, you little punk kid, you will find yourself at the bottom side of a bus!' It's probably not a good idea to taunt the one who was an actual criminal.
Raiden drops Sally Struthers.
KID? KID?! "LISTEN, I'm a former tag team champ! A former cruiserweight, light-heavyweight, and hardcore champ! I got more gold than you could ever hope to wear on your stick frame, honey! So back off, and go back to finding yourself at the bottom side of a porn flick set!" he shouts back. Vyle will taunt whoever he wants, whenever he wants, dammit! He's VYLE!
Alex finally sits up a little bit, wiping some spit off his person. He's beat up even worse than he was before. Believe it or not. "Hey, kid," he says. "You and me. Rematch. One week. Just you. Sound kosher?"
Hugo continues to lie down. Because his anger management told him not to get up if he is going to get angry and crush someone. So for Vyle's sake, he remains lying in the dirt. Poison shouts over the speaker once more. 'Oh! He's attacking women now! He's got quite a mouth!' She starts up a boo tract from the PA system. Some of the crowd join in with mob mentality.
Vyle snorts. You think Vyle cares about BOOS? He's a heel!! Booing means he's doing his job perfectly! In any case, he turns toward Alex, chuckling at him. "Whatever you say, mummy man....just ditch the Imhotep look before you get back into the ring, huh? You don't got the skin for an Egyptian gimmick..." And with that, Vyle's gone, and out. He's got the win...which means money. Which means he won't have to mug someone for hospital bills after this is all done with. That's a good thing...even if he'll likely try to mug someone on the way there anyways.
Log created by Vyle, and last modified on 22:48:18 03/29/2007.