Description: Who said love can't blossom on the battlefield? ... Okay, look, I'm not getting paid to write these. (Winner: Blue Mary)
While this is a show, Blue Mary is hardly here to perform for the crowd. She's here to do her job and provide entertainment through her fight. Not to put on a show... Even though she does. Whatever keeps her feed though and gives her a reason to exercise's always good. Even if it's not really what she wanted to do in life mainly, it's still something she excels in fairly well.
Her fight this time is against Edmund Honda. A venerable fighter, one that Mary respects. He is, after all, a sumo, and that's quite respectable in japan. Not only that, but he's got skill. And the last brownie points he gets is that he's all physical -- no magic missiles or any of that stuff the kids tend to play with. A real fighter.
Her last fight was a little disappointing, but she's looking foward to this one. Mary's already there, waiting for her opponent to arrive. Meanwhile, she's having fun with her dog and having him do tricks. Ahhh, how cute. Well, it's no big deal but still.
And Mary's opponent? Why, he's all about the show! Which is why Edmund Honda also showed up early for the fight, and was signing autographs and answering questions. Does he think he'll win? "I hope so, but even someone with my skill can learn something from losing a match." Can women be sumo wrestlers? "Now, why would a girl such as yourself want to be in the ring against some brute of a man? He wouldn't have a chance!" Is it weird fighting a girl? This one gets a cheekscratch from the sumo. "Well, it's not something I'm used to...but Mary is a very unique woman. She's an opponent I'm willing to face." Besides, winner buys the loser the first round, just like last time.
Finally, it seems to be time to actually get ready for the fight, and Edmund slips off the oversize kimono he wears and moves into place, pausing for just a second to look at an illegally double-parked car along the side of the road. It's with a lifted foot and a kick kick that one of the tires gets blown out...and judging from the sound of metal protesting, it bent the tire rod as well. Let that be a lesson to all who try to violate traffic laws while Edmund Honda is around!
Dusting off his hands, Honda looks over to where Mary is, and smiles a bit. If their last match was any indication, this one would be just the level of intensity that Honda expects would make the viewers happy. And he inwardly smirks at anybody who seems hesitant to think Mary can't do well against him because of the size difference. Obviously, the fools know nothing about sumo! Size isn't as important as skill! It's this lesson that keeps Honda from being overconfident as he waits for Mary to get ready.
The screech of the tires and all of that sound actually causes Mary to wince a little. Her dog turns his attention over to Edmund and he barks. Blue Mary rises up and she stares in the sumo's direction, noticing what has happened after the crowd clears out a little, "Sure glad that wasn't my car..." She mutters under her breath. And for a brief moment, the woman wonders if the insurance would cover that kind of accident, and it makes her chuckle.
Mary takes a few steps foward, closer to Edmund and she folds her arms in front of her chest, "So, looks like this is going to be a take two," Mary's lips curl into a smile, "I'm actually glad I got a fight like this, I think I'll be able to enjoy it -- even if it might be a little rough on me, I'm still a bit rusty," She admits, stretching a little. It's a little late for pre-fight warms-up after all, isn't it?
"Loser buys the first round?" Mary says. After all, unlike other fighters, Edmund's more in her age range, so she's actually more comfortable dealing with him than schoolkids. No problem sharing a drink with an adult than with an adolescent.
Edmund would laugh if Mary were to voice that thought. 'Sorry, Mr. Ichirogu, but we don't cover sumo on your policy.' Edmund's face widens slightly in a grin as Mary confirms the fact the fight will, if nothing else, be fun. "Tosh," he says, reminding viewers that the young man was raised by a family that wanted -desperately- to be 'cultured english types' (why else would they name their son Edmund?), "As I recall, you gave as good as you got last time." Edmund takes a couple of steps back and assumes the standard sumo fighter's stance. "Funny, I thought winner bought first. Perhaps we should both just agree to buy each other a drink afterward?" For a sumo, the man has some class. And, likewise, Honda enjoyed his fight with Mary more than against the people who have the freaky abilities or seem like they just fell out of their diapers. Plus, well, it's Blue Mary. If any guy was offered the choice of having an attractive, blonde grappler face them or somebody like, say, Benimaru or Shenwoo attack them, the choice should be somewhat obvious.
It's not out of 'how cute, a woman' that lets Honda say, "After you?" It's more that...well, he prefers to have the other person take the first attack. It shows their plan, and lets him adapt, counter, and hopefully overpower.
COMBATSYS: E.Honda has started a fight here.
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E.Honda 0/-------/-------|
Giving a shrug of her shoulders, Blue Mary says, "Whatever's just fine," Mary says. Not like it matters some. A drink's a drink. The woman's lips curl into a smile and she shifts her stance and gets into a ready one. How cute, the usual and infamous line to tell her she get to take the initiative, "How nice of you," Blue Mary says.
"Well, don't expect me to give you any freebes now," Blue Mary says. She leans down some, before she makes a go for it, rushing toward the sumo -- he may be big, but his size doesn't hinder his mobility any. It's not an inch of fat he got, it's all muscles. And his bulk hides easily the fact that he's still fairly agile. At least, more than you'd expect a man of his size to be.
And so, she opts for a little physical assault at first. A rather nasty elbow shot right for Edmund's abdomen. Though there's a little more to this, it's a feint!
COMBATSYS: BlueMary has joined the fight here.
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BlueMary 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 E.Honda
COMBATSYS: E.Honda endures BlueMary's Combo Throw.
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BlueMary 0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0 E.Honda
Here goes nothing. Extreme feats of strength helped by a little of physic laws. Not something her physian recommends her to do often, it's not good for her spine after all to lift such incredible weights. Not only that, but Edmund offers very little grip on his body -- no hair at all for her to grip -- arg, what she means is, only his sumon outfit which isn't really much. She'll have to simply hold on to him and use what she can to make him lose his balance if she desires to use her commando sambo to its fullest.
Here goes, an Ippon Seoi Nage. The powerful elbow shot to his midsection must have weakened him momentarily, at least enough for Blue Mary to reach out with one hand for his right wrist and the other hand right under E.Honda's armpit. Bending over, Blue Mary manages to lift up that mass of muscles over her back, and she goes at it fast enough not to stress herself overtly. She shouts, if only to give herself a boost of strength to hurl him over herself and slam him down to the ground, causing an earth shake perhaps.. And just that little bit of effort is enough to have Mary panting and sweating, only slightly -- with the sun on them, it caught to be a very hot and sweaty fight.
Even though landing on the ground is the fastest way to get removed from a sumo match, it never works that way in these kinds of fights. So, Honda is content to let Mary attempt to lift him up...and he'll even push up with a foot to give himself some momentum. Wait, Honda is -helping- Mary clobber him? It seems so, though Honda is more than prepared for the impact he's going to make on the concrete. One more pothole for the town to pay for, perhaps. Once the echo dies down, though, it might be found that Honda -isn't- headfirst in the street. Instead, the fighter managed to flip himself around with graces about as catlike as you can expect from a sumo. He glances back at Blue Mary, and smiles a bit. "I wouldn't recommend doing that often. It seems it tires you out more than it does me." Looking away for a moment is when Honda visibly flinches from the impact on his legs. Ow.
But then Honda twists around and reaches for Blue Mary, to grab hold of her arm. "I hope you don't think I'm being forward." Honda then steps around to wrap an arm around Mary's waist and lift her up into the air, letting go of her wrist to reach under her legs. It's then that he attempts to bring her down on his knee. Something to help stretch that spine back out perhaps.
COMBATSYS: BlueMary blocks E.Honda's Medium Throw.
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BlueMary 0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0 E.Honda
It's professional fighting. Mary can endure a little bit of body grinding and that kind of affectionate like hugs from the sum wrestler without sueing him for sexual harassment, right? Well at the very least, cupping a feel doesn't seem like a thing Honda would do. A sumo's way too much honorable to do something like that!
Blue Mary decides to go along with Honda's throw -- he's much stronger than he is and resistance will only hurt her more. Instead, she uses her slender body to absorb the impact the best she can and lessen the damage... Unfortunately, Honda's just about to slam her down against his knee, and that's something Mary would rather avoid! She wriggles a bit and in the end, she manages to do the slippery eel thing enough for him not to slam her down with his full force. It still hurts but still...
"Yeah, I'll be careful. If I were you, I'd be careful where you get those hands," Blue Mary says with half a smirk. She bites her lips and merely tries to counter rapidly -- how? Well she performs a backflip right on the spot, her right leg extending out in an attempt to slam down on Edmund's shoulder, "Spin Fall!" Oh no! Does it sound like a Mary Spider? Pehraps! Better be careful..
COMBATSYS: BlueMary successfully hits E.Honda with Spin Fall.
- Power hit! -
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BlueMary 0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0 E.Honda
Attempting to block it by shifting his weight into the kick apparently doesn't do Honda much good. Maybe he's dazzled by Mary's beauty. Or maybe he's just unprepared for the force behind it. Either way, Honda flinches, and has a nice red mark in the shape of Mary's leg against his shoulder blade. "Hmph." It's the indication Honda gives it stung, even has he tries to return his own attack.
Adjusting his shoulder, Honda then suddenly jabs out with a hand. "Oh, believe me. I'm watching," Honda smirks as the jab darts out, and then suddenly his hands are a blur of motion, doing open-palm strikes towards Blue Mary. How can someone so big move so fast?
COMBATSYS: E.Honda successfully hits BlueMary with Hundred Hand Slap.
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BlueMary 0/-------/---====|======-\-------\0 E.Honda
That's definately something that catches you off guard! So big and moving so fast! Those slaps are coming so fast at her than despite her best efforts, Blue Mary fails to move out of the way, to open palm strike only causing her to stagger backward as she fails to actually perform a good enough defense against those.
Unfortunately, she'll have to opt for a little change of tactic here if she wishes to attack him. Flying over him? Well that seems just fine! That's right what Mary goes for! Weaken that arm of his. Mary leaps up in the air, performing the same trick again, "Spin Fall!" She shouts as she attempts to slam her leg right into Honda's shoulder -- though there's a little more to it than that!
COMBATSYS: E.Honda endures BlueMary's Mary Spider.
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BlueMary 0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1 E.Honda
Though this time, E.Honda's spared the smack to his shoulder -- instead, she merely uses this as leverage to curl up around the tall man's arm and give herself a good swing to throw down the giant. Sure, Mary may be small, but it's still a good bit of mass that is clinging to his arm and destabilizing him. Just a firm hard push in his current posture and she manages to hurl him down -- perhaps with a bit of help from him as well? Well, it's not just about sending him down, but once Honda's down to the ground, Blue Mary twists his arm rather painfully so for the real damage. Joint manipulation may work a little better here.
Honda's dropped down to one knee and then has to reach with an arm to support himself. It seems the David in this David and Goliath brawl is doing well for herself! ...Davidina? Davidette? G. Honda? Focus, sumo-boy. Honda winces a bit as his arm gets twisted, but he's also rather amused by the whole thing. "If you're going to climb all over me, I feel like I should at least buy you dinner sometime. You busy next week?" What's this, a mid-fight hook-up? Honda's either insane and means it, or he's using it as a distraction. But, considering the look Honda gives Mary, one eyebrow raised as if awaiting a response, it would seem he's apparently nuts! He'll even give Mary a moment to respond before he resumes the fight, snapping his arm to attempt to toss Mary off him and against that car he broke the tire of earlier.
COMBATSYS: BlueMary counters Medium Throw from E.Honda with Reverse Facelock.
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BlueMary 1/-------/=======|=======\===----\1 E.Honda
Unfortunately, things aren't going to go the way Honda wishes it to! Mary seems to debate for a moment, seeing how they're taking a momentary pose -- one that she gladly takes since performing such feats of strength on the sumo takes a lot of energy out of her. She arches a brow and she hums softly, as if in deep consideration, hands resting on her waist, "Well... Not like I'm doing anything next week... And since you're offering," Mary says with a slow nod of her head. "However -- don't expect this to be an investment that'll automatically give you anything,"
Ahem! After all, there's a saying in America that goes more or less along those line... More or less. Or maybe that's a line Mary heard from Terry sometime. Who knows.
If a guy spends three hundred in a nice dinner for ya, he's obviously expecting to get nookie afterward. That's common sense, right?
Ahem! It'll just be a nice friendly dinner anyway, no? And with Honda coming at her, Blue Mary quickly side-steps and she gets a hold of his arm, spinning him around and using her legs to lock his arm and trip him in her motion, sending him to the ground with her right on his back as he lis belly first on the ground. And the first thing he knows, she wraps her arms around his face, locking him a bit as she pulls backward and strain him a bit with a facelock, giving her plenty of time to talk, "Well, sure, why not... After all, you're my type of men -- I like to be on top and you're always down under me, perfect," She grins a bit and she lets go of him, allowing a bit of relief after that as she pulls away. She rubs her wrists and grins, "Big guys like you are all softie at hearts," She comments with a soft chuckle.
Well, that really -was- expected. Last time, Honda was doing significantly better against the woman! However...that's not to say Honda won't simply lie down without a fight. With Mary managing to use his momentum against him (a superb sumo skill!), Honda topples and then winces as the facelock pulls muscles that aren't used to being pulled that way. Between the comment about expecting anything, Honda simply grunts a "Heaven forbid." If he tried anything, Mary would likely snap his neck.
But always being on top of him? Softie at heart? "Well, I won't deny having you on top is unpleasant, but..." Honda reaches down to press off the ground and stand up to knock Mary off. "I might be sensitive, but I wouldn't want you to think I can't keep up." It's then that Honda shows a burst of speed, twisting around to grab hold of Mary by the arm and pull her close, reaching down to take hold of a leg as well. If it works, there'll be more to the attack than just that.
COMBATSYS: BlueMary blocks E.Honda's Orochi Kudaki.
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BlueMary 1/-----==/=======|-------\-------\0 E.Honda
Honda, with his hands on Mary, will lift the woman up. "I apologize for this. But, of course, one must keep business and pleasure seperate." And then he lets go of her arm to swing her by the leg onto the ground. However, the attack doesn't stop there, as Honda suddenly jumps up, lets go of Mary, and grabs her with the other hand to pull her up and then back down to the concrete. Normally, there'd be a rather severe butt-slam or a bunch of those hand slaps accompanying this, but Honda's feeling...charitable. So instead, he'll simply toss Mary towards a fruit stand for a painful, but squishy impact. He'll let Geese cover the bill for that. And for the car, if the driver insists someone pays.
"Oh don't worry, you don't have to make up your proofs to me, you've shown me that you're a more than capable fighter," Mary says with a nod of her head. She staggers about, attempting to regain her balance but before she even knows it, Honda's right by her side, "What the..." Mary says as she reacts quickly and braces fopr the impact, seeing how Honda got a hold of her way too fast for her to react.
She merely prepares for the landing as she's thrown into the stand of fruits, and that's enough to make quite a mess. A lof of grape juice all over her. Yerk, she'll be all stick and all. Mary groans a bit and she rises up, trying to rub off some of that, "Disgusting," She says, groaning a little, stumbling a little. Looks like even if she managed to soften the landing, she got hurt fairly bad from that smack.
"You're right -- let's finish this. And after that, we can talk about the details of our diner later," Mary says, lips curling into a smile. Playing the tease? Nah. It'll just be a friendly diner with a friend, right? She merely focuses and tries to recover a bit from Honda's last move.
COMBATSYS: BlueMary focuses on her next action.
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BlueMary 1/-----==/=======|-------\-------\0 E.Honda
Well, if Blue Mary is willing, Honda's rather sure the ratings will go up if her getting hosed down or showered off was recorded for broadcasting. However, he won't say as much out loud. Instead, he'll press the attack after laughing at the 'disgusting' comment. "If you wish, I'll do my best! Here, maybe this'll help get that off!" Honda's going to step forward again and reach for Mary. He's such a gentleman, he'll toss her back out into the middle of the area over his shoulder while -not- holding her by, say, the clothes or the hair.
COMBATSYS: E.Honda successfully hits BlueMary with Tawara Nage.
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BlueMary 1/---====/=======|=------\-------\0 E.Honda
The hair would hurt! The clothes aren't too bad, but Hond's getting himself all dirty though with the grape juice, and it is, indeed, a little gross. Sticking fluids. Squished and all, it's not the best thing you'd get to feel on your skin. Though Blue Mary fials to react properly, slipping a little and being slippery against the sumo's skin, thanks to the fluids.
She staggers some on the stage and ends up falling down on her buttocks. She groans a bit and raises back to her knees, "Eh... You're doing pretty well... Now let's see if we can give it a final go!" Blue Mary has a little plan in her mind, though she's not sure how it'll all work out. She rushes over Honda and attempts to give him a power knee shot right up under his chin, hoping that her whole body lunging at him with the shock of her attack will make him fall down.
COMBATSYS: BlueMary successfully hits E.Honda with Dynamite Swing.
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BlueMary 0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0 E.Honda
And once he's brought down, Mary uses all of her strenght to wrap her arms around the sumo's neck, getting a good hold of him and here goes the Dynamite Swing! And that,s tough, ladies and gentlement, spinning the sumo around like that a couple of time and throwing him off some distance.
Perhaps it's the effect of the sun beating down on someone who weighs nearly four hundred pounds. Or maybe it's just not Honda's day. Thinking he could handle a hit on the chin, Honda simply stepped forward to take it, reaching to follow up with a grab to Mary. Instead, however, what happened is that there's a cracking sound, and all Honda can see is stars.
That leaves him completely off-balance and staggering slightly as the arms wrap around his neck. ...yes, indeed, Mary is kinda sticky against him. He'll note that for future fights, no more fruit stands. Stumbling forward into her pull, Honda's momentum betrays him and lets him flip over and land flat on his back with a grunt. He didn't go far...but then, who would expect a petite woman to be able to throw him anyway?
Lying there for a moment, Honda just seems to be enjoying the feeling of really hot asphalt against his back. It's nothing compared to the training he's undergone for sumo! He reaches for the blond woman, hoping to grab an arm or a leg to pull her over really fast on top of him, where he'll give her the biggest bear hug she's probably gotten in a long time. And even as the strength goes from his attack towards the end, he'll jokingly softly ocmment, "...and once again, you wind up on top."
COMBATSYS: E.Honda can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: BlueMary fails to interrupt Saba Ori from E.Honda with Vertical Arrow.
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Not only that, but doing that really exhausts Blue Mary. She's panting and sweating, and the woman tries to recover from the fatigue of such physical strain. She groans and rushes over Honda to meet him, well intending on actually ending up on top it seems as she leaps in the air and attemps to give a high kick right below Honda's chin... However, the sumo catches her leg and he merely drags her over on his belly and in the end, well despite the bear hug, she ends up on top too! But it hurts. A bit. Ahhhh, sumo love feels so good it hurts. <3
Blue Mary winces a bit and she glances down at Honda, "Ah..." She coughs, "Well, looks like this is the perfect ending," She says, a faint blush on her cheeks.
With a weak laugh, Honda lies back against the ground, not really minding the woman sitting on him. He could comment about starting to deliberately lose fights if they all went like this, or how he'll have to work harder to impress her on the date if this is what she considers 'perfect'. Unfortunately, he won't get the chance, since the SNF crew is immediately there to check on them both. Honda simply looks at Blue Mary, and says, "Once you get cleaned up, I know the best place to celebrate your win. Your first round, it seems, will also be on me." Once Mary's up, he'll slowly pull himself up to go put on his robe and get cleaned up as well.
"Yeah -- meet ya in in an hour or so," Blue Mary offers with a wave as the SNF staff attends to her and Anton runs over to sniff her mistress over and lick the grape juice some. She'll be off home for a shower before they'll meet up at the usual place. The only good place Mary ever goes into of course, King's bar! What else? That's what she calls a classy bar. At least in her opinion. They'll be able to work out details of the dinner, if Honda was serious about it of course. She doesn't mind doing stuff with her friends after all... Might change her mind and will obviously be better than her usual lonely evenings.
COMBATSYS: BlueMary has ended the fight here.
Log created by E.Honda, and last modified on 06:20:35 08/13/2006.