Description: BITCH RUINED MY CAR. >:|
Somewhere in Massachusetts resides one of the most prestegious colleges in the entire Unites States. So perhaps it's only fitting that the main section of Harvard Yard is occupied by two of the most prestegious fighters in the world today. Don't believe it? The proof is in the pudding, friends.
Harvard Yard is a very well cleared out area, with paths to various segments of campus, with lots of pretty trees, plenty of grass, and a lot of fight fans who will one day be Americas doctors. Real doctors, not those fake docs like Mister Tran.
Enter Li Xiangfei, Heavenly Hip-Hop Honey, and destined to be the next Strongest Woman in the World because she said so. Standing in the brisk cold, she dons the official Harvard cap and hooded gown, her arms crossed and looking upward as the university theme booms in the background. Her opponent? Well, he should be nearby, to get his fair share of flashing cameras and cheers, "I say! Where forsooth mine opponent??" Xiang cries, raising a hand dramatically in the sky. She's edumacated sounding.
Two fights in the good old US of A this week for Duck King. It is almost like some sort of homecoming tour for him. Of course he has yet to hit the west coast in this case. After an amazing battle on two speeding cars against the mighty Dan Hibiki the club owner is riding on a giant high. He isn't present at the designated time, but soon the sound of bass thumping becomes the tell tale sign that the king is near.
Rolling right up to the front lawn of the university comes Duck's emerald green El Camino with Buddy Lee driving it. The music is turned loud as it blasts ICP's 'Bitches' loudly as the Duck King sits in the back seat with a bottle in one hand and an arm draped around some school girly he picked up on the way. "Hey Li!" He calls out with a large grin and he gets up to hop out of his car. "I was a bit late cause well...." he trails off and glances over his shoulder to the girl and gives a bit of a brow waggle before looking back to Xiangfei. "Anyways. Let's do this. Here, have a drink beforehand." he says and tosses the bottle here way, then again he is a bit dizzy at the moment so it kinda comes flying in at her forehead.
COMBATSYS: Duck has started a fight here.
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Duck 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei has joined the fight here.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Duck
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Duck's Thrown Object.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Duck
Xiangfei jumps in the air in suprise when the theme music suddenly changes, and she looks around frantically to see what the heck is going on here, despite the fact it should be.. You know, pretty darn obvious! The vehicle pulls in, causing Xiang to wonder how he got it all the way over here, ".. Ewwww!" and then realizes something, "... Hey wait one minute.. If I recall correctly, we've never done battle before, have we?" the bottle thrown her way, she doesn't do anything fancy, since she doesn't really take any offense to the thrown object, but it's caught in her hand with a loud *SMACK* making her wince a bit, "Owowow... Dang.."
Well anyway, she takes a sip from the bottle, and her eyes widen immedietly, "I SAY!" she throws her fists out, leaning backward as she cries, her golden chi blazing for all to see, "I feel COMPLETLY REVITALIZED!! What is this concoction, my good man??"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei gathers her will.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0 Duck
The dancer tilts his head a bit to the side and his right brow raises. "Whu? It's King Cobra...you know....beer." he explains to her and he tilts his head back straight as he scratches the side of his head. "Why are you talking like a damn limey?" he asks her then shrugs helplessly. It looks like the place has driven the cracked out waitress mad. Well then it is time to knock some sense into her. Or at least attempt to. Duck nods to Lee as the song switches up to a more trance like techno groove and the dancing fool starts to move along with the beat. He then moves in close to leap up and put an arm around Xiangfei's neck and drop her headfirst against the ground in a DDT like maneuver.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Duck's Slam Dunk.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-======|-------\-------\0 Duck
Xiangfei seems a little taken aback, frowning slightly by the most shocking revelation, "K.. King Cobra??" the chinese girl cries, "For shame, Sir Duck, to be presenting such a shameful beverage within the yard of the fines- Woah!" her killer power-buzz stopped long ago, she's momentarily stunned by both the techno groove- But not long enough not to defend her Bosses attack, "Nay!" she cries, breaking free from the headlock just in time, and staggers a bit. Of course she's not drunk though, for she sprints forward and crouches, then bursts diagonally upward, attempting to ram her shoulder into the Kings sternum, "Try to defend -this- velocity, old chap!!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Duck with Tenpou Zan.
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Xiangfei 1/-------/=======|====---\-------\0 Duck
Getting knocked away, Duck finds himself staggering back only to get knocked futher back due to the shoulder check. It is amazing he stays on his feet at this point because he looks about ready to fall over at the last minute before he then staggers forward again and then leaps up to catch himself on his hands while legs reach out to scissor round Xiangfei's waist if he is lucky. He then begins to spin about from shoulder to shoulder as he catches the girl up in a whirlwind of dance. "Booya!"
COMBATSYS: Duck successfully hits Xiangfei with Neo Break Storm.
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Xiangfei 1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0 Duck
Xiangfei actually wasn't all that familiar with Ducks fighting, she hadn't seen the man in action for a while, so there's still a bit of an element of suprise thrown into the mix. Duck rushes in with an unusual set-up, and she's unable to prance away, thus caught in the appropriatly named storm, "Wa-a-a-a-ah!" the girl collapses, but not for long, hand-springing to her feet, "Sir Duck, what is this 'booya' you speak of? Such vocabulary is unheard of in Harvard University!" on the offensive against duck again though, she strikes with a quick double-combination, a knee toward his gut, followed by a palm strike to the same spot, "Have at you!!"
COMBATSYS: Duck parries Xiangfei's Quick Punch!
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Xiangfei 1/----===/=======|=====--\-------\0 Duck
After releasing the woman from his spin about he gets back to his feet in time to watch the girl come in at him in relatiation. "Oh shi-" he cries out partially before he gets too busy swaying about to avoid all those strikes. By the time he finishes he ends up having to rest a hand on Xiangfei's shoulder as he catches his breath. "You really need to stop doing this. You're fucking with my head." he tells her then he leaps up to balance on her shoulders and then he tries to use his momentum to fall backwards and fling Xiangfei up and then down onto her back with him on top.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei endures Duck's Jumping Slam EX.
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Xiangfei 1/--=====/=======|======-\-------\0 Duck
Xiangfei stands as if frozen in her palm-strike stance, though one hand raises to her cap and tilts it upward to look up to the King of Ducks, ".. Beg your pardon?" caught up in the quick, musically enhanced technique, the smaller fighter yelps as she's flipped upward and then crashes onto the ground again, though she twists to fall onto her back, "Are you not familiar with the phra- OOF!" though while the wind is being knocked from her sails, her hands thrust upward, releasing a blast of chi (a pretty blue and white blast at that) to Duck and return the favor, "Th.. That the pen, is mightier than the sword?"
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Xiangfei's Nanpa.
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Xiangfei 1/--=====/=======|======-\-------\0 Duck
Ahh hell. Something Duck was never good at dealing with. Really there isn't much you can do about these energy blasts other than duck and cover. And that is exactly what Duck does. He drops down and covers his head as the energy sails past him and ruffles his mohawk slightly. There is a moment of silence and Duck sits up. "Oh hell yeah! In yo face!" he says while leaping to his feet and pointing at Xiangfei a few times. "Ya missed ya missed." he chants as he hip thrusts a few times then leaps forward to drop kick her right in the forehead.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Heavy Kick from Duck with Chou Pai-Long.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-======|=======\====---\1 Duck
[OOC] Duck breaks. X(
Xiangfei's blast? Evaded? That was a little discouraging to our young heroine, whom gets to her feet and looks a little more discouraged when Duck rubs salt into the wounds, "... Mmnngh." she grumbles in a Marge-like tone, setting a hand on her hip and WHAP!
There's a slightly disturbed mumble from the crowd when the pseudo-graduate stands still against the force of the drop kick, "This time, however," she throws her weight forward and slams her palm with suprising force, and moves quickly enough to keep her opponent in the air, leaping up with a double-palm strike toward the Kings gut, "I shall not miscalculate my blow!" and in mid-air she spins, finalizing the combo with a strong heel-kick to knock the Duck-fools body right back to the ground!
She lands daintily on her feet, and throws out her arms, "What?? What no-- I.. Er... I mean.. Uh.. .... .... Cheerio."
[OOC] Xiangfei says, "Dances."
Oh fucky doo. That hurt like a son of a bitch and Duck is really regretting his bragging now. Xiangfei can really hit hard when she wants to and the king of ducks is truely feeling it after that. He sort of lays there for a few moments and then....the music changes. Yeah, Buttermilk Biscuits starts to play over the thumping speakers of the El Camino and right then and there, Duck feels revitalized. He takes a deep breath and he then starts to slowly stir on the ground and then he begins to spin....and spin...and spin. An amazing twirling fo breakdancing mastery as it actually tries to pull Xiangfei in and assault her with various kicks all over her body.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Duck's Break Hurricane EX.
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Xiangfei 1/-------/=======|=------\-------\0 Duck
Xiangfei likes hitting hard. It's the COOL thing to do. Xiangfeis eyes shift however, remembering what Buddy Lee said to her some time ago- Ducks strength lies within the beat, within the rythem.. If perhaps there was someway to break that rythem? She hums lightly to herself, not panicing as Duck spins toward her, and with quick arm movements, she blocks and twirls with the force of ever blow, before finally, "NeaAARr! AnNND FaAAAAaar! WHhEEEREeeEEEEEVEEEeeerRR yOu AaAARE! I BeLIevE tHaT tHE HeARt doES gO OoOOOOOoOON! o/~" her arms raised dramatically as she sings..... ..... Did we mention she can't sing?
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei focuses on her next action.
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Xiangfei 1/-------/=======|=------\-------\0 Duck
No, augh! No bad singing. Clown not like. >:| Such horrid things can only lead to disaster. As Duck gets to his feet he staggers about as he looks around and then stumbles to his car. He motions for Lee to move over and he then climbs into the drivers side to turn up the music being played. Yet it still isn't enough to stop that damn singing. That is when Duck revs the car up and slams on the gas pedal to go careening right towards the other fighter to stop this travesty once and for all.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Random Weapon from Duck with Dai Tetsujin.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-----==|======-\-------\0 Duck
Well to be fair, Duck isn't the only one turned off by this turn of events.. I mean dang, she'll never make it onto American Idol...... And win it. She's so into her singing, that she doesn't notice Duck is retreating for his dear life, and some of the students are covering their ears in terror, "OoOOOOOOooONNce! MmoOOOOorE! You OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoPEEEEeNN ThE DOOR!!! And yOu'RE HE-" blink... she looks around a bit..
And sees a car zooming toward her what the heck?? *POOM* a huge cloud of dust billows behind her, and it sends Xiangfei screaming like a bullet shoulder first at the vehicle. And the force is just so tremendous, that the hood-cover gets blown RIGHT off the car, and flips it right up into the air like a super popper wheelie, crashing upside down, and Xiangfei goes flying backward, flailing her arms as she tumbles along the grass again with a huge, and very ugly red mark on her arm. @_@;; "...... ok.. bad idea.."
She hurt....the car. No, not a forehead dent or anything like that....she took the fucking hood off. The hood that had the nicely painted naked chica on the front. Lee looks white as a sheet while Duck's hands grip the wheel tightly. "Oh no she didn't...." he says and he then gets out of the car. "This is coming out of your paycheck!" he yells out as he goes running right for the waitress. "I will make sure you are worked to the bone all next week!" He cries and he comes flying in to baseball slide and slam both feet right into the woman's chest.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Duck's Dancing Dive EX.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0 Duck
Xiangfei totally hurt the car. That was actually pretty ROCKIN'! She tore that thing up! Xiangfei sits up, panting a bit and grins her old usual grin, "Oh snap! Did you see what I di- Wh.. Wh.. WHAT????" back to her old self again it'd seem, the chinese fighter takes a step back, now her turn to look white as a sheet, "You dummy, it wasn't -my- fault, that was YOUR fault! You can't do this to me! You-" her feet snap outward, slamming against Ducks kick, but his force makes her slide back anyway with her unusual block, which she then rolls backward to get to her feet, "You should have steered out of the way!!" as she leaps back at the man, this time throwing a fist at her Bosses gut.
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Xiangfei's Quick Punch.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0 Duck
The dancer kips back up to his feet after knocking his employee away and he looks a bit sluggish as he rises to his feet. That may be why it is quite a surprise when he manages to sway to the left and avoid contact from that fist. "Oh excuses..." he mumbles as he sways back to the right and pulls a arm back of his own. "I'll unleash the power that I found when fighting Dan!" He tells her before he brings that fist upwards in an uppercut motion to slam into the girl's chin. He leaps at the same time while spinning about. "DUCKYUKEN!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Strong Punch from Duck with Ryokuchi Kou'en.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0 Duck
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei has reached second wind!
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Xiangfei 0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0 Duck
Xiangfei is a crazy chick. There's just no doubting it, and if there was any questioning it then, the proof is in the pudding NOW. What actually shakes Xiangfei up a little though, is when Duck reveals his secret weapon at last. Now, she's faced Mr Pink before, and in fact even has a bit of respect for the saikyo styled fighter, "Wh.. What is.. This power??" the waitress squeaks, looking around a bit, perhaps for a means of escape but it is too late! Duck lands the blow!
Duck lands the blow!!! Xiangfei is lifted upfrom the ground, however her hand snaps downward to grab the Break Dancin' fools wrist to keep from flying away too far. Slamming down on her feet, she gives a heavy grunt to fling the man over her shoulder and slam him onto his back, then leaps into the air and completes the combination with a flippin' sweet elbow drop, "HyAAAH!"
Beaten, battered.....feeling like he needs to hork up his dinner. Duck finds himself laying next to the hood that was torn off of his car. He reaches to pull it over and he then rolls to hook a foot under it and then clamp down the other leg before rolling onto his back and using his feet to hold it up. He then strains some as he starts to spin about but before he goes down he makes one last ditch effort to take his employee down with him. That is why if this works properly the waitress will soon feel the rather painful clang of hood meeting face before Duck releases the hood from his feet and passes out in the grass.
COMBATSYS: Duck can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Duck's Neo Break Storm.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/=======|
Xiangfei raises an eyebrow.. That Duck is persistant.. But persistance is no match for Xiangfeis GUTS! Overflowing with energy, her fingertips glow lightly from the chi centered there as the hood slams against her hand, and she waggles her eyebrows to her boss, "... Gotcha. o/~" she pipes, letting it then fall as the King falls as well. "Yeaah!"
The crowd roars and cheers as it's obvious who the winner is, Xiang looking perky even when so beaten up, and v-signs to the air, "Yatta!"
Log created by Duck, and last modified on 06:38:01 12/18/2005.