Description: Two idiots play in the freeway. (Winner: Duck)
League Fight Mayhem, and Dan hibiki is just a bit confused as why he's standing on top of a pink Ford Focus, instead of beating the hell out of it. It revs it's engine while your typical busty car race girl holds a napkin high in the air, waiting to drop it until she sees both participants are completely ready to fight. Several yards back the closed off entrance to the onramp they're on, with two guys ready to pick up and move the barriers, and several yards in front of the cars? A busy freeway, where cars roll by from 55 miles to 70 miles per hour. Moving Freeway battle? Whatever.
"I got the magic stick! I can hit it once, I can hit it twice!" Yes the music is thumping loudly on the jade green El Camino with the image of a naked latina beauty on the hood of it. DJ Buddy Lee is in the driver's seat as he pulls up next to the pink car that could only be that of DAN HIBIKI. Sitting in the back seat with each arm around a lady Duck King looks up at Dan while he starts to get up and the ladies move to get out of the car. "Are you ready man?" he asks while he glances to look towards the rather busy freeway. He chuckles a bit then leaps forward to land on the hood of the El Camino and pumps his fist. "All right, it is time to see who has the maddest skills!" He yells over the loud music that is still blasting.
COMBATSYS: Duck has started a fight here.
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Duck 0/-------/-------|
Dan thumbs his nose as he points at the highway, "We'll settle this on the road, and by the end of the day, you'll be sleeping in the back of that busted-ass car!" He pumps his fist at the car-race girl, who drops the napkin, and the driver of the focus floors it. leaving streaks of rubber on the road, and a cloud of smoke behind it. While it moves, Dan slides into Saikyo stance, bouncing on the balls of his feet and shifting his weight to keep balanced on the roof. 3 2 1. All Systems GO!
COMBATSYS: Dan has joined the fight here.
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Dan 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Duck
When the napkin is dropped the music changes up and 'Tricky' from Run DMC starts blaring as the El Camino revs up and speeds off to pull along with the focus. Despite the increasing speed Duck does well at standing balanced on the hood and somehow his damn hair still remains upright despite the force of the wind blowing against it. "We may have been partners last time, but this time....SHALL BE DIFFERENT!" he cries and he leaps towards the focus to wrap an arm around Dan and then DDT him down on the top of that for focus. "BOOYA!"
COMBATSYS: Duck successfully hits Dan with Slam Dunk.
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Dan 0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0 Duck
Already in a bit of a pickle from watching the cars around him carefully, Dan puts a good sized dent in the top of his chosen car, before gathering himself up and rolling back to the trunk, and leaping towards Duck with triple aerial roundhouses that keep him floating in the air above the road. The focus keeps itself adjacent to the El Camino, while the sounds of honking begin to come from the back of the fighters.
"DAN DAN KYAKU"
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Dan's Dankuu Kyaku.
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Dan 0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0 Duck
It takes a bit of work to get back to his feet. With the momentum of the speeding cars picking up it is making him have to stay low to the ground. Of course that is a good place to be when you are a breakdancer. It allows Duck to push off his feet to jump back off of the focus as Dan sails overhead. He twirls about and lands on the backseat of his El Camino and throws his hands in the air to raise the roof. "Hey one point Duck, zero points for Saikyo!" He then hops back up onto the trunk of his car and then leaps back onto the focus while slinging a leg outwards to slam into Dan.
COMBATSYS: Dan endures Duck's Light Kick.
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Dan 0/-------/---====|=------\-------\0 Duck
[OOC] Duck says, "Oh shi-!"
As Dan lands on the hood of his destined battle car, he shifts the center of his weight forward, giving him a firm footing on the speeding vehicle, what with the g-forces pushing backwards. When he turns to see Duck's leg, he puts his arm up, and flexes the muscle in the bicep letting it take the brunt of the blow.
Saikyo Style is in the house, and with a quick twist of the wrist he attempts to grip up on Duck's ankle, and toss him into the backseat of the Camino. "Y'SHAAA!"
COMBATSYS: Duck blocks Dan's Quick Throw.
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Dan 0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0 Duck
Oh shit, there has been a buggery! Well nothing quite that bad it seems. Duck was a bit surprised by how Dan dealt with the blow and that is why he finds himself unable to manuever well enough to get away from the grasping. That is why when he gets tossed he manages to swing himself to counteract the swinging of Dan and he lands back on the Focus in a hand stand. "Hey my car is pretty nice man, get a closer look!" He then drops down to headstand completely and he twirls about with enough force to spiral forward to kick Dan under the chin, or attempt to, and let him be the one that gets to meet the back seat of the El Camino.
COMBATSYS: Duck successfully hits Dan with Head Spin.
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Dan 0/-------/-======|==-----\-------\0 Duck
Bawoooooooooooooooooooom! Dan goes flying, and lands in the backseat, face first into the Upholstery. Blinking and quickly getting up he turns to Buddy Lee and says, "Put on TNT AC/DC, man. Do it. Alright? Good. DO IT." And that's when he puts on the Saikyo Gameface.
Getting back into the swing of things he slips out the window, into the open back window of the Focus, and punches a hand up through the roof. Ho ho HO SNAP!
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Dan's Strong Punch.
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Dan 0/-------/-======|==-----\-------\0 Duck
Buddy glances over his shoulder and he raises his brows and he then looks to Duck who is standing back up on the top of the Focus and is shaking his head. "You don't pay him Milkman Dan." he tells the Saikyo master before backing up to avoid the punch that comes out from under him. He leaps back foward to land in the back of his own car and he waves his hand to Buddy. "Pass it over." he comments and gets handed a 40oz King Cobra bottle that is about half empty....or half full. He takes aim and he tries to toss that bottle right through the open window to slam into Dan's head. "Surprise!"
COMBATSYS: Dan negates Thrown Object from Duck with Premium Sign.
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Dan 0/-------/-======|==-----\-------\0 Duck
Dan quickly pulls out an 8x10 glossy from his gi and tosses it at the forty with ferocity. They meet between the two cars, and the photo wraps around the booze bottle. adding weight to it, and causing it to bounce against the door of the focus. Falling to the Highway and shattering. While this is going on, Dan climbs out of the hole he put in his roof, and gets back up on top of the car. He can't fight while sitting down. "Ah man. TNT is such a good song!"
Dan, Dissapointed by not getting his battle musics.
Duck sort of sits there in the back seat with mouth agape at what just happened. He was trumped by a....photograph. It is so rediculous, but then again what part of this fight isn't, he can't help but laugh and he stands up. "All right, give the man some AC/DC if we got it." he tells the DJ and he says while leaping to get back on the hood of the El Camino. It might not be TNT, but the song seems somewhat fitting when Highway to Hell comes up. Cept you know, there are stop signs and speed limits. They are just being ignored. Duck leaps for the Saikyo master again during this time and his legs seek out to wrap around Dan's neck as Duck aims to fall through the hole in the Focus and slam down on the top of the car with his head in the hole.
COMBATSYS: Dan blocks Duck's Jumping Slam.
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Dan 0/-------/=======|===----\-------\0 Duck
As Duck's leg's come in around the sides of his neck, Dan puts his arms up to either side, and presses outward, sure it hurts to get kicked in the hands like that, but it's better than getting all slammed in a fight where he's already doing pretty poorly.
Tucking into a ball he gives a quick roll to the trunk, before popping up on a knee, and putting a hand down to stabilize himself at the rear of the focus.
His hand comes back past his hip, and snaps up quickly releasing a Gadouken towards Duck King, as he says, "Why isn't your car all busted up yet?!?"
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Dan's Gadouken.
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Dan 0/-------/=======|===----\-------\0 Duck
The legs sort of miss their mark, so in turn Duck finds himself landing on the top of the car instead of falling through the hole as planned. At least it is there for him to drop down into when Dan decides to throw a blast of energy his way. There is a moment before the hair first emerges from the hole and then the rest of Duck's head and he stands up to point towards Dan. "That is because I am not crazy enough to go punching holes in my damn car and then sling fireballs!" he responds before climbing out and then swinging an Adidas clad foot out to slam into Dan's cheek.
COMBATSYS: Dan fails to interrupt Heavy Kick from Duck with Otoko Nage.
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Dan 1/-----==/=======|====---\-------\0 Duck
As Dan sees the foot coming, he decides to test his luck out, and throw his hands forward. Causing him to get kicked right in the chest and sent flying off the trunk of his car, right into the side of a bus stuck behind the El Camino. Thinking quickly, he grabs onto the side mirror of the bus, and at this time, tries to judge the best way to jump onto the taxicab next to that one, keeping him occupied for a while.
Things might be getting a bit dangerous right now, but then again they both knew the dangers of such a back asswards fight. The two didn't really have anything to prove...maybe they were just really inebriated when they thought thsi was a good idea. That is why Duck reaches into his pockets to look for something, anything he could use to possibly take Dan out from off the side of the bus and possibly out of the fight. From that pocket he pulls loose....a small bag of birdseed. Man, P-chan might be pissed, but for now that is all Duck has. He slings the back of seed right towards Dan in an attempt to ping it off his noggin. "Catch!"
COMBATSYS: Dan endures Duck's Thrown Object.
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Dan 1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0 Duck
Dan Hibiki of course swings back and forth on the side mirror, putting the pain of the clunking bag out of his mind as he leaps onto the back of the Taxi cab with a quick forward flip, feeling remarkably like Spider-Man.
With his hands ready to fight again, he runs forward and hops back to the back of the focus, sending a quick snap kick towards the seed throwing Duck King, "HA-CHA!"
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Dan's Light Kick.
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Dan 1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0 Duck
The amoung of effort that Dan has to exert to even reach the Focus again gives Duck plenty of time to keep an eye on the Saikyo master's movements and prepare for any attack he might try. His brows furrow some when Dan comes sailing in and Duck drops onto his back as legs swing up in an attempt to scissor around Dan's outstretched limb. If a good grip can be made Dan starts to get a airplane spin of a lifetime as duck starts to bounce from shoulder to shoulder as legs stay locked as he swings Dan about and then eventually town onto the hood of his pinkmobile.
COMBATSYS: Dan blocks Duck's Neo Break Storm EX.
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Dan 1/--=====/=======|====---\-------\0 Duck
FDan's no stranger to acrobatics, rolling in time with Duck's momentum to generally just lessen the amount of pain caused by all these breakdancing manuevers. Dan's face is a complete mask of confusion though, as to how Duck is so crazy to take such risks on moving vehicles. So as he gets placed on the hood of his car, he winces and asks duck, quite simply, "ARE YOU DRUNK? YOU COULD'VE KILLED US BOTH!" From this position, Dan brings the blade of his palm towards Duck's ear, like a chiding mother.
COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Dan's Strong Punch.
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Dan 1/--=====/=======|====---\-------\0 Duck
"Not right no...oh shi-" Not like Duck gets ample time to respond to Dan in this case. He ducks low and the fist glances off the wild hairdoo of the King of Ducks. "Hey you were the one that suggested this!" he retaliates and he then stands back up fully while attempting to bring his fist around in a return attack as it comes in the form of an uppercut. "Duckyuken!" he hollars since he forgets what the real pronounciation of that fancy move is. Besides, this helps avoid whatever copyright infringement bullshit Ken might have on that move. Duck does not want to be sued. :(
COMBATSYS: Dan fails to interrupt Strong Punch from Duck with Kouryuu Rekka.
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Duck 0/-------/--=====|
COMBATSYS: Dan can no longer fight.
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Duck 0/-------/--=====|
"Duckyuken? No no no, it's Kouryuu rek-AUGH!" Dan hibiki, preparing his move gets punched in the side of the head, and sent flying off the road. BAM. He clutches the Median for dear life, and slumps down. What an awful fight for Dan Hibiki, but at least he can say he did it. "Agh. More like..Duck...JERK!" He mutters as both the Focus and the Camino go speeding away.
Whoops. Duck actually looks rather worried at seeing Dan going flying off and Duck leaps from the Focus to El Camino as he watches Dan and roll off. Though he hears the Saikyo masters words as they zoom by. "Sorry homefry!" he calls out in response and then glances around to wonder why the hell the Focus guy isn't stopping. "He...hey he is stealing that car! Let's get em Lee!" he cries out and they soom off after the Focus thief and unfortunanly leave Dan laying off to the side of the road to hitchhike home.
COMBATSYS: Duck has ended the fight here.
Log created by Duck, and last modified on 04:23:09 12/13/2005.