Christmas Bash - Match 5 - Men vs Women

Description: A mighty battle between men and women at the Duck Pond. Saikyo proves it is mighty as Dan knocks out both fighters while Duck does alot of dancing. (Winners: Duck and Dan)



The Chaotic Christmas Bash has been going on for quite some time now and so far the matches that have been filmed around the earth has created quite a ruckus. Well tonight's match takes place in good ole Southtown with a match in The Duck Pond. The place is absolutely crowded right now and there isn't much room to move about as the music blasts as a warmup. Drinks might be free for the fighters, but the fans will have to deal with two for one drink specials. The dancefloor has already been cleared in preparation for tonight's fight and DJ Buddy Lee turns it down long enough so he can be heard over the microphone. "Oh ladies and gentleman, tonight is going to be a great night. Are you all ready?"
It does sound like the crowd is by the cheers as Lee waits for them to calm down before he speaks up again. "A good classic match of men vs women tonight as we pit the two lovely ladies Kyoko and Hinako vs the only man that can get away with wearing pink, Dan Hibiki and...." he trails off as 'Swass' kicks in and smoke starts shooting out around the doors leading to Duck's office. "Duck, mothafucking, Kiiiiiiiiiiing!" The doors swing open and the fans get spread aside by the security as the club owner steps out with a big grin on his face and P-chan resting in his head. He passes off the chick to one of his security men and he moves through the crowd to jump up on the dancefloor and he does a backflip to show off and spin about. "Oooooh yeah. Let's get this shit started." he calls out and he then lets the other fighters step up and lets the crowd give them some love.

COMBATSYS: Duck has started a fight here on the right meter side.

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                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


Dan Hibiki, on the television is very comfortable, as he leaps into the air, quite high, and hangs off a sturdy light housing, "SAIKYO RYU Today is going to 'REP RE SENT' as the kids say! The Jig is up, and those ladies are going down. Not up. Where the Jig is. Where I said before."
Swinging by the light, he launches himself forward, and thrusts his fist into the air, "YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" before he tucks into a ball and lands on the dancefloor by Duck, rolling in a circle around him.

COMBATSYS: Dan has joined the fight here on the right meter side.

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                                 |-------\-------\0              Dan
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                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


Well, there are certainly a lot of people here. Some of them drunker than others. Hinako Shijou is definitely not drunk, though. No, she's not even old enough to be /in/ this club, under normal circumstances. Dressed in her short purple dress, with purple kneepads, and little matching cap on her head, Hinako feels a bit out of place. It does feel kind of silly to be wearing her school uniform to a fight, especially in a trendy place like this... But well, what else should she wear?
Still, even if she's a bit nervous, Hinako isn't one to be unsocial. She waves to the people in the crowd as she steps out onto the dance floor. She appears appropriately impressed by Duck and Dan's entrances, clapping a bit at their showmanship. Then she remembers herself and shakes her head, trying to prepare herself for the match.

COMBATSYS: Hinako has joined the fight here on the left meter side.

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Hinako           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Dan
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                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


[OOC] Hinako says, "And... Dinner's ready. Back soon, I hope."

Free drinks for the fighters? Forget that, screw the fight, Kyoko's been here early -- oh yeah, might as well use this opportunity to drink as much alcohol as possible since it's free. That's enough to make her happy and there's enough of a crowd t omake Kyoko even happier! The woman has taken quite a dose of alcohol already -- she wanted to be a nice girl, but unfortunately, she couldn't resist, she had to take more and more until... Well until the fight is almost getting started.

She can stop whenever she wants she told hereself -- ooops, looks like she didn't plan ahead and forgot to stop drinking a while before the fight gets to start. "Ooooh... Ooops, sorry guys.." Kyoko says, chuckling a little as she tries to make herself heard by the few persons she was around dancing, "This is my call boys! Hope you'll be rooting for me," Kyoko says with a wink as she carries herself off to the 'pit'. Alas, Kyoko is a bit dizzy and things don't seem to be going too well. She'll manage... Oh yes, she will, Kyoko is quite a drunken master after all.

Dressed in a more casual matter, tights, heels, a small black skirt and a white blouse, Kyoko makes her way to the pit, "Ah! So, you gotta be Hinako, right? My fiiighting parnter!" Kyoko says. She grins and she says, "I'll treat you to a drink once we're done." Kyoko says as she stumbles over and wraps an arm around Hinako's neck. She hums softly and frowns at the anouncement, "Ahaha, you heard them? Bah, they're really just men, that's why we gotta give them a serious ass kicking, you ready for this girl?" Kyoko asks.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko has joined the fight here on the left meter side.

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Hinako           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Duck


Oh he can't be outdone. As Dan rolls around Duck in circles, he gets down and starts headspinning in the middle of the ball of Saikyo. Once he has his fill of showing off the club owner jumps back to his feet and crosses his arms over his chest. "All right, time to get serious yo....well not too serious." he tells Dan before giving a big grin to the ladies. Well one might be underaged, but the other....well she looks to certainly being enjoying herself. "I am glad someone took up my offer. You ladies best be ready!" He calls out to them and he turns to point to Buddy Lee who is still up in his booth.
The music then starts to thump loudly as he gets into the groove of the techno song that starts to play. Feet slide in a James Brown like manner as he moves left and right before he takes a few steps forward and he then dives forward to kick his legs outwards towards Kyoko to take the older woman's legs out from under her as he baseball slides past. "Boooooyaaaaa!"

As the music thrums, Dan pops out of his ball and his hands go to the waistband of his Gi. His feet begin to shuffle about like a cowboy in a line-dance, the grin on his face getting broader and broader with each step. Then finally he snaps into a run, and heads towards the highschool student. Sure beating up on a kid may not be the best thing in the world to do and he probably feels pretty badly about it, but high school students know other high school students and if you get your ass kicked by Saikyo, you talk about it. Free Advertising, baby!
From his run, he hops into the air, before landing on the ground and sliding forward like a baseball player, the tips of his feet angled out in an attempt to catch Hinako in the ankles. A mysterious art known only as the Vee-Bee Slide!

COMBATSYS: Hinako dodges Dan's Heavy Kick.

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Hinako           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Duck


Hinako grins at Kyoko as the older woman wraps her arm around Hinako's neck. "A drink? Well, um, I'm not sure if I should, though..." There's not much time to dwell on that, though, because the people came here to see a fight, and they're going to get it! Hinako swiftly moves to her own starting position, giving a brief bow to her opponents. "Let's have fun, okay?"
And then it begins, as Hinako crouches into her fighting stance. Hinako may not be the fastest fighter around, but Dan's sliding attack isn't too hard to see coming. Stepping quickly out of the way, Hinako almost lets Dan slide completely past her... but not quite. No, instead she leans down, grabbing for Dan's shoulders while he's still on the ground. Should she manage to snare the Saikyo fighter, Hinako then continues by hurling him up in the air, sending him up to visit the ceiling and the lighting rigs.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko dodges Duck's Dancing Dive.

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Hinako           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Duck


"Always one step at a time," Kyoko replies to Hinako with a sage nod of her head. She laughs and adds, "Yeah! I like that, let's have fun and show those guys what a bit of FLOWER POWER can taste like!" Kyoko says, striking a pose, "Oh yeah, come see mommy, she'll teach ya a lesson." Kyoko says, lips curling into a wide grin as Duck moves toward her.

As Duck comes diving sliding her way, Kyoko merely leaps off the way, having a little hard time to keep her balance on her high heels but stumbling about a little she manages not too badly, "Hola!" She says, turning around to face Duck. "Well now, let's have some fun." The woman says before she moves over and tries to give Duck a few low kicks that almost looks like a few foot stomps on him while he's down.

COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Kyoko's Shusseki Kakunin.

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Hinako           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Duck


Most people would be prone when they are laying on the ground after missing their attack. For someone with a style like Duck though he is more at home staying low to the ground while performing most of his complex breakdancing moves. That is why he starts to get moving once he notices Kyoko's foot coming down towards him. Somehow he manages not to be distracted by the fact he can see up her skirt and instead he pushes up onto his hands and he starts to spin about to bounce off from shoulder to shoulder to avoid each stomp. He then manages to roll back to his feet and he then slings his leg outwards to slam into the gut of the teacher of Justice High. "Oh I like that idea, but perhaps after the fight babe. Business before pleasure afterall."

COMBATSYS: Dan endures Hinako's Tasuki Nage.

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Hinako           0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Duck


And Dan is off up to the lighting rigs that he seemed to be so fond of when he came down into the fighting arena. Of course, not because he doesn't want to be, but in fact because he ~does~ want to be. When he feels Hinako grab all up on his shoulders, he twists his body ever so slightly, and as he's launched shifts his momentum to grab onto the rigging.
From here he begins swinging his legs back and forth, supported by his awesome sauce upper body strength. After he gains momentum, he releases himself and falls towards Hinako, holding his left hand behind his hip, allowing it to glow with the cool cyan glow of his inner fighter's spirit.
Just before he lands near his opponent, he screams out "GADOUKEN!" and snaps off a quick tiny putt-putt fireball towards the Sumo's face. SAIKYO!

COMBATSYS: Hinako slows Gadouken from Dan with Thrown Object.
- Power hit! -

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Duck


Uh-oh. A fireball, about to hit Hinako right in the face. She /hates/ these things. And her fighting style doesn't really incorporate many ways for dealing with it. And it's too close to get out of the way. What to do? What's she going to do!?
Well... In a panic, Hinako whips the cap off her head, and tries to interpose it between herself and the fireball. The cap gets quite easily blasted out of her hands, but at least the fabric ended up soaking up some of the blow, so that Hinako just gets knocked back a pace or two, trying to blink blue sparks out of her eyes.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko blocks Duck's Light Kick.

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Duck


Despite the alcohol that has to be running in her veins, Kyoko manages to pull out quick enough reflexes to block the incoming kick to her gut. Her lips curl into a wide smile and she actually attemtps to get a hold of Duck's leg. "Now, now, we'll see what happens here before we get too excited on other things." And if Kyoko manages to get a hold of Duck's leg before it goes down, she'll merely use her grasp over it to force Duck to fall on his back and twist his leg into a rather painful way. "So... Girl, if you ever need a bit of help, give me a howler, alright?" Kyoko says as she glances over to Hinako, lips curling into a wide grin.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko successfully hits Duck with Quick Throw.

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Duck


The club owner raises his brow when his foot is grasped and he gives it a slight tug before he suddenly finally finds himself floored by the teacher. He winces somewhat from having his leg twisted about, but he twists his body along with the leg to keep some of the pressure off of it. "Oww oww oww. Even I am not this flexible woman." he yells out while coiling himself up then trying to spin himself free of Kyoko's grip and then move to start spinning on the top of his head while arms swing out from the side and he tries to knock her legs out from under her to kick outwards to slam his foot into Kyoko if she stumbles forward. "Hoo hah!"

Dan hops back and forth while Hinako is shaking blue sparks from her eyes, before he rushes forward and ducks very low. The king of all Ducks, but not Duck King.
From this position his body twists pretty harshly, like a coiled spring ready to strike. The coiled spring is unleashed with the rage of a million suns burning behind it.
Either that or Dan is just biting Ken and Ryu's uppercut again. Being all Shining and Violent. "KOURYUUKEN" Is called, as Dan launches upwards trying to clock that Sumo. Clockalicious.

COMBATSYS: Dan successfully hits Hinako with Kouryuken.

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Hinako           0/-------/-======|===----\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Duck


Hinako staggers back yet again as Dan's fist slams into her jaw, but she stays on her feet. Very important facet of sumo wrestling, that; if you fall down, you lose. Hinako therefore strongly dislikes getting knocked off her feet. Knocking her opponents over, though, that's fine.
As soon as Hinako recovers, she lunges at Dan, trying to wrap her arms around the pink-clad warrior's torso. At first it looks almost like she's trying to give him a hug. How sweet. At least, until she starts pushing forward, trying to run across the dance floor pushing Dan as if he weighs nothing at all. And she'll keep running, too, until she finds a convenient wall or other hard vertical surface to slam Dan into.

COMBATSYS: Duck successfully hits Kyoko with Head Spin.

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Hinako           0/-------/-======|===----\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0             Duck


Kyoko arches a brow and she tilts her head, "Oh really? Not flexible? Well that's definately no fun..." Kyoko says, half pouting. The way Duck squirms on the ground and begins spinning forces her to let go of Duck and she gets knocked off her feet by how his arms flail into her legs. The woman stumbles and falls down on the ground, wincing a bit.

With a growl, the woman rolls about and she forces herself back to her knees, "Oye..." She shivers a little, the techno music in the background not helping her chase off an headache. She glances over toward Dan and Hinako for a moment and she glances back at Duck, "Well, if you're not flexible then, I'll go see about the other one." Kyoko says, winking and blowing a kiss from a distance at Duck.

Right after Hinako's charge with Dan, Kyoko rushes over toward Dan and she shouts, "Incoming!!" Hopefully, Hinako will be able to hear Kyoko's shout, "Watch out girl, super team-up attack!" The woman says as she rushes over to Dan. Hopefully, there will be a bit of space behind Dan so that Kyoko can actually cling to his back and give him a tight head-lock. Sleeper hold!

Twirling about, Duck remains spinning about on his head perhaps a bit longer than he really needs to. After all he hears the crowd cheering so that always means some time for some extra showboating to him. He swings his leg around and he comes back to his feet as he thrusts his fist in the air. "Oh yeah! Now that is more..." he trails off and he just looks on a bit open mouthed as Kyoko runs off to attack the pink avenger. "Hey hey hey! If we are switching off at least tell me baby!" he tells the nurse and just like her turning to attack Dan, the club owner takes time to come around to dash towards Hinako and he comes in to grasp her from behind as she is distracted and heft her upwards and then arches his back to form a bridge as he german suplexes her onto the hard hard dance floor.

COMBATSYS: Dan endures Hinako's Yorigiri.

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Hinako           1/-------/=======|=======\-------\0              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0             Duck


COMBATSYS: Dan interrupts Strong Throw from Kyoko with Seoi Nage.

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Hinako           1/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/--=====|===----\-------\0             Duck


Dan is about to become the meat in a 'Ko' Sandwich. And while being sandwiched between two beautiful ladies like this isn't much to complain about, this is a fighting match and not a school prom. So what is Dan Hibiki to do? Quite simple, really, he ignores Hinako completely, and lets her hug up on him, remembering to keep his arms up and out of the way of being obstructed by her Sumo style.
What he doesn't do, is let the hug distract him enough from watching where Kyoko is going. As she moves to wrap her arms around him for a sleeper hold, his own free arms, twist and grip onto her shoulders, and he gives her a forward toss, over the back of the sumo-girl and his fighting partner. Saikyo Style, Baby!

COMBATSYS: Hinako fails to interrupt Strong Throw from Duck with Gasshou Hineri.

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Hinako           0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0             Duck


Well, with Duck coming up behind her, there's not a whole Hinako can do to stop his initial grab, which lifts her up off the ground. She quickly finds herself coming down headfirst toward the ground as well. This is a rather undignified position while wearing a dress, of course, so she can only hope that nobody is watching too closely.
The sumo girl tries to catch herself on her hands, intending to turn the situation around, but she doesn't manage to to place them properly. One hand slips, and Hinako's strikes the dance floor painfully, leaving the girl to collapse in a heap for a moment before she starts clambering back to her feet.

Despite her tight hold and the fact Dan is getting sandwhiched by the two ladies, he doesn't have much of a trouble to hurl Kyoko off his back and right over Hinako. The woman falls to the ground with a loud -thud- and she winces. She squirms about a little and groans, "Oh... That definately won't do me any good in the morning, that's for sure..." Kyoko complains.

Just as Kyoko shakes her head and turns her attention back to the battle, she notices that now it's Hinako's time to get squeezed by those two, "Hola, hola! Wait a sec! Leave my partner alone now, will you!?" Kyoko shouts. She doesn't even bother to actually move from her position, in fact, she just pulls herself to the ground and she attempts to entwine her legs around Duck's own one and twists him about. What she wants to do? Force the man on his belly and get him into a painful leg-lock by barring his legs into a rather painful position.

"Heh, how are you hanging there, girl? If you feel a bit sore, I'll give you a quick massage, don't strain yourself or over do it!" The woman calls out.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko successfully hits Duck with Leg Bar.
- Power hit! -

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Hinako           0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0             Duck


The element of surprise works quite well it would seem on taking down the younger of the two women. Of course he doesn't realize it seems to gain the ire of Kyoko again it would seem. He tries to turn about when he notices her coming in to grasp for his leg. "Oh no you...aww fuckbeans!" he cries out when he finds himself in quite a large amount of pain from having his leg twisted about once again. A lesser man might be in tears and giving up, but Duck is just left in tears because damn that hurts. He tugs at his leg and he sits up to grasp for her and then roll back to lift Kyoko up high and he then tries to swing his leg back down with her still attached to slam her back against the dancefloor. "Get'tof!"

So now Dan is free again, free from hugs and women. Good, that means he can focus.
Turning back to Hinako he points at her, "Your style seems to be more for getting a boyfriend than actually hurting anyone. I'm flattered, but I'd only ever date someone who managed to knock me out. And not such a young girl."
He then gives her a thumbs up, before sending a quick light roundhouse out towards her, He's not switching partners just because they came up with the idea. He's sure Duck's got it under control anyways.

COMBATSYS: Hinako blocks Dan's Light Kick.

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0             Duck


Hinako starts to fume at Dan for a moment, stomping her foot down on the dancefloor hard enough that a few small cracks actually spread out from the point of impact. "What!? You-" She pauses for a moment then as he gives her the thumbs up. "...Oh, it was a joke? Okay, well, then..." A smile starts to return to her face, but just then her eyes widen as Dan's kick comes swinging in. The blonde girl quickly brings up a forearm to block the kick, stopping Dan's foot cold.
Pushing away the Saikyo master's leg, Hinako thrusts out with both arms, trying to slam her palms into Dan's chest with more force than a girl her size has any right to have. She follows that up by attempting to sidestep Dan, hooking a hand up behind his head so that she can slam him face first into the dancefloor.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko blocks Duck's Slam Dunk.

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0             Duck


Kyoko goes with the flow. The woman's eyes widen as she's thrown over Duck. Thankfully, the fact that she rolls with it actually allows her to get a much softer landing. Kyoko winces and she chuckles softly, glancing over to Duck. She tilts her head to one side and says, "What? You gotta play it that way if you want to work your flexiblity.." Kyoko says with a wink.

The woman forces herself back to her feet, letting go of Duck, thankfully. She shakes her head a bit and merely tries to get her focus back. She glances over to Hinako and says, "Are you doing alright, girl?" Kyoko shouts.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko focuses on her next action.

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0             Duck


Once he manages to get untangled from the woman, Duck gets back to his feet as well and he shakes his leg to get the soreness out. "Goddammit..." he mutters and he regains his footing as he only gives a quick glance up to the DJ booth and Buddy Lee salutes in response as the music starts to change up to 'Rock tha Bells'. "Time to kick it old school." he says and the crowd starts to get louder as Duck raises the roof then rolls forward into another elaborate spin with limbs flailing. "Security team......." he begins and he then rolls forward and points with both hands towards Kyoko. "Bottle attack go!" And on cue about five of the security guards all toss a empty beer bottle towards the nurse.

COMBATSYS: Dan dodges Hinako's Combo Throw.

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1              Dan
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Kyoko            0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0             Duck


Dan Hibiki sidesteps in exactly the opposite direction as Hinako, starting just before her palms make contact with his chest. His left index finger points upwards and waggles, "Hey! Why are you grabbing for my chest?"
His grin gets wide, "Oh. I get it. I know what you want." he nods, and brings his hand down, reaching into the folds of his Gi, and pulling out a sharpie marker and one of his 8x10s.
Looking at Hinako for a second, then back to his own picture, he scrawls the message down 'To the prettiest Sumo I've ever seen. E. Honda has nothing on you. -- Dan Hibki' before flinging the picture forward towards the girl.
If she really wanted an autograph though, all she had to do was ask!

COMBATSYS: Dan successfully hits Hinako with Premium Sign.

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Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1              Dan
[           \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0             Duck


Hinako tenses up for a moment as Dan reaches into his gi. The last time she dealt with someone using a 'weapon' of sorts, it wasn't all that pleasant. But instead he pulls out... a photo? Hinako blinks in confusion as the picture is tossed toward her, and she snatches it out of the air as it comes close. "Um... Thanks?" She pauses for a moment, thinking about what to do with the picture, but she doesn't really have anywhere to put it. So instead she crouches for a moment and slips it off to the side of the dancefloor.
Standing back up, Hinako dusts off her hands. Turning to Kyoko for a moment, the blonde girl nods. "Oh, yes, I'm fine! See?" And then she rushes up towards Dan, attempting to get her hands up against his shoulders so that she can roughly shove him, hopefully sending him staggering.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko dodges Duck's Large Thrown Object.

[                \\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////////               ]
Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1              Dan
[           \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0             Duck


With a few nods of her head, Kyoko grins and she gives a thumbs up to Hinako, "You go girl, just don't let him get to you." The woman says, giving a wink to the other girl. Her attention then returns to Duck and she blinks a couple of time, "Heh, what's the matter of this?" Kyoko asks, sticking her tongue out a bit, "Ah come on, be a man and do your stuff on your own." Kyoko says with a growl.

Going along with the music, the half-drunk nurse actually swings herself back and forth, avoiding the incoming empty beer bottle, "Hola! Careful with those, someone might get cut!" She glances over to Duck and Kyoko says, "Well now, if you didn't like me playing with you like that, you had to say it... We'll get a little bit more physical then."

And with that, Kyoko charges over Duck and she leaps in the air. Once she's up she merely spins around herself and she swings her leg one after the other, "Seeeeekkaaaai!" She shouts as she swirls on herself and goes into a flurry of kicks, ala hurriance kick style, the momemtum helping her stay up.

COMBATSYS: Duck parries Kyoko's Shouten Sekkai!

[                \\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////////               ]
Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1              Dan
[            \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1             Duck


Well at least it looked cool. Duck stands up and grins as he rubs his chin lightly with his thumb and forefinger. "Yeah, but I gotta keep you all on your toes." he tells her with a wide smile and he taps his foot a few times to get back into the beat of the rap song playing. ""And a little cut isn't going to kill anyone round here." he adds and then he actually moves forward to meet the charging nurse. He leaps up and he actually lands on one of her outstretched legs before pushing off and flipping high into the air and then he comes down with his body twisting about quick like some sort of human drill with his arms flinging out to slam into the nurse with a flurry of quick and somewhat painful punches. "Sorry baby, but this has gone on awhile. Ya need to take a nap."

COMBATSYS: Dan endures Hinako's Fast Throw!

[                \\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////                 ]
Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\===----\1              Dan
[            \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            0/-------/=======|-------\-------\0             Duck


Dan Hibiki, shoved? Of course he's shoved. But maybe just maybe that's all part of his master plan. If he has a master plan, that is.
Looking a little surpised at the initial movement, he staggers for a few steps but nothing wildly uncontrollable. He gives Hinako the sparkly teethed thumbs up again, as if they were in cahoots, before he snaps his hand back behind his hip once more. Hopping forward a couple steps, he snaps the hand forward, and once more Gadoukens like it was going out of style.
The putt-putting fireball motors like a busted jaloppy towards Hinako's torso. Nothing special about it at all. Just more of Dan's fighting spirit bubbling out into the world.

COMBATSYS: Hinako dodges Dan's Gadouken.

[                \\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\===----\1              Dan
[            \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            0/-------/=======|-------\-------\0             Duck


Well, this time the attack isn't at point blank range in Hinako's face. That means that she actually has time to step around the blue energy burst as it sails toward her. And once Hinako has sidestepped the attack she's got an open avenue of attack toward Dan.
Reaching out for the Pink Wonder once again, Hinako tries to get one hand on his shoulder, and hook the other hand under his opposite arm. Should that succeed, she'll then lift Dan off the ground with almost casual ease, before spinning to the side and hurling him face first back down to the floor.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko fails to counter Break Spiral EX from Duck with One Wing Stance.
- Power hit! -

[                 \\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Hinako           0/-------/----===|=======\===----\1              Dan
[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0             Duck


Kyoko doesn't even have the time to know what is going around, though she knows one thing, and it's that she seems to be swinging about and hitting nothing. She gets back on her feet and spinning around like that left her a little dizzy. The alcohol she took not helping her to actually keep her balance there. And before she even knows it, Duck is right off on her tail to keep this up. Things don't look good for her.

The woman clumsily attempts to counter and turn the tide but unfortunately, she fails to do much of anything aside from getting caught in the flurry of punches delievered by Duck. The woman growls a bit and winces in pain. She staggers back and actually crumbles down to the ground. With her midsection hurting now and her head spinning. Things aren't looking well.

The club owner is a bit dizzy himself, but more for the reason that he is fucking dizzy from all that spinning. He still manages to land on his feet after flipping about and he staggers around in a drunken manner himself before finally regaining his footing. "Whoa snap." He takes a moment to clear the cobwebs and he glances around at all the fighters and his eyes narrow some on the sumo and Dan. He thinks the nurse is down for a little bit, but Dan looks like he could use some help. He dashes forward and he then leaps forward with both legs flinging outwards to dropkick Hinako right in the backside. "Wheeee!"

COMBATSYS: Dan dodges Hinako's Kake Nage.

[                 \\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Hinako           0/-------/---====|=======\===----\1              Dan
[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0             Duck


Dan Hibiki again manages to Elude Hinako's grasp for the sheer fact that he's got Saikyo style on his side. Shuffling his feet to the music as she starts her approach. He spins around to her right side, turning his back to her for a second, and shaking his money maker for all that it's worth ($0.25, for the audience at home).
Following this he turns quickly back to face her, and stomps his foot down. onto the ground. Before corking his body up again. The return of Kouryuken?
Unfortunately, unless you were counting on it, I'm gonna go ahead and say no. It's the big brother of the Shining Dragon Fist. The violent Shining Dragon fist. An uppercut to end all uppercuts. One with enough force behind it that whether it connects or not, is going to let Dan sassily touch the lighting system again before landing.
"KOURYUUUUUUUUU REKKAAAAAAA Y'SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

COMBATSYS: Hinako dodges Duck's Heavy Kick.

[                 \\\\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Hinako           0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0              Dan
[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0             Duck


COMBATSYS: Dan successfully hits Hinako with Kouryuu Rekka.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-

[                          \\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Hinako           1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0              Dan
[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////////////////////         ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0             Duck


Well... On the plus side, Duck's shout gives Hinako enough warning that she's able to hop to the side and avoid getting a boot in the ass. Unfortunately, dealing with that means that Hinako isn't quite as on her guard as she could be for Dan's attack. Pow. The uppercut lifts Hinako right up off her feet, sending her crashing down on her back while Dan rises up to the rafters.
While Dan is up in the air, Hinako gets somewhat unsteadily back to her feet. Things are looking a little blurry, but she's not quite out yet. Dan's bright pink outfit is easy enough to see in the air, so as he starts coming back down Hinako reaches out and tries to grab him right out of the air. Spinning around she hurls him with all the force she can muster... Right into the audience, unfortunately. She's a bit too woozy to think this through carefully. Successful or not, Hinako's next action is to fall over onto her butt, sitting dazed on the floor for a moment before slumping over. She'd like everything to stop being all blurry and painful, thanks.

COMBATSYS: Hinako can no longer fight.

[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////         ]
                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


Once Kyoko finally recovers from her dizziness, the woman gets herself back to her feet. She bites her lips and glances about as Hinako gets attacked by both of those men, "Always ganging on one person, bah, that's not good." Kyoko says. She bites her lips and rushes over.

"Hang in there!" Kyoko shouts as she attempts to get a hold of Duck while he's on poor Hinako and if she suceeds, she'll merely mimic Hinako's gesture and throw Duck off into the crowd, away from them.

COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Kyoko's Quick Throw.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ////////////                  ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////         ]
                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


The club owner goes sailing past Hinako, but he at least seems to serve as enough of a distraction to allow Dan to finish the young sumo off. He lands in a slide and he comes to a stop laying on his side in the dancefloor with elbow propping him up and his chin resting on an open palm. "Ahh well, better luck next t-OH SHIT!" He finds himself suddenly having to roll away from the grasp of the nurse rather quickly as he scrambles back to his feet. "Damn woman don't scare me like that." He runs a hand through his multicolored hair then takes a deep breath to steady himself. "Okay I was hoping you were down too, but looks like I have to finish it." He rushes forward towards her again and he then flips forward to land on his hands and he walks forward on them as he flings out two quick kicks towards the nurse.

COMBATSYS: Hinako successfully hits Dan with Gasshou Hineri.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  /////                         ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  ////////////////////          ]
                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


Dan, falling from his high position really has no 'ninja magics' he can use to prevent himself from being gripped by his opponent. So he's tossed into the audience, where a bunch of the crowd starts to do that rock concertn maneuver of carrying him above their heads and kind of moving him back towards the Dancefloor.
He looks a little dazed by all this, and points to the Bar, "No. No! Food! That way! Already Saikyoed! C'mon...Guhh. So hungry."
Will he get his wish, or fall asleep? He looks kind of drowsy.

COMBATSYS: Dan takes no action.

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////                       ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  ////////////////////          ]
                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


COMBATSYS: Dan has reached second wind!

[                   \\\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////                       ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  ////////////////////          ]
                                 |-------\-------\0             Duck


COMBATSYS: Kyoko blocks Duck's Breakdance Spinkick.

[                     \\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////                       ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  ////////////////////          ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


Kyoko pants loudly and she bites her lips, glancing up at Duck. She lifts her arms up and she just prevents Duck's legs from connecting with her body, by letting her forearms take the blows, "Ah come on, I'm not done quite yet... Still got a little bit of fun left to do." Kyoko says, lips curling into a faint smile.

With a growl, the woman clenches her hand into a tight fist and she simply swings it over toward Duck's midsection, "We gotta give a show, don't we? Still got at least a few more seconds to that!" Kyoko hums softly and she glances over to Hinako, "Well, looks like it's just me then..."

COMBATSYS: Duck dodges Kyoko's Strong Punch.

[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////                       ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  ////////////////////          ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


He may be feeling a bit out of breath himself, but Duck is just eating up the thrill of the fight and well....fighting a rather lovely woman does make things a bit better. With the music playing and the crowd cheering he is getting really into the groove. He sways to the left and then ducks low to avoid the clenched fist of the nurse and he then spins about to try to get behind her as he claps his hands both together. "Secret Duck King technique." he begins ash he slides his leg back and he pulls his hands back then thrusts forward to poke his fingers into the rear end of Kyoko. "Kancho!"

Ralf has disconnected.

And so the crowd drops Dan back on the Dance floor, and he looks towards the bar wistfully. But wistfulness won't get him fed, so he turns back towards the fighters. And dashes towards the slumped over Sumo fighter, patting her on the shoulder and asking, "Hey, are you alright?"
This is also a surreptitious way for him to get a little bit of a breather. Oh Dan Hibiki. You're a noble guy.

COMBATSYS: Dan takes a breather.

[                    \\\\\\\\\\  < >  ///////////                   ]
Kyoko            1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////         ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


COMBATSYS: Duck successfully hits Kyoko with Strong Punch.

[                        \\\\\\  < >  ///////////                   ]
Kyoko            1/-======/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////         ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


Hinako murmurs a bit when Dan pats her shoulder. "...I don' wanna get up mom..." And, unsurprisingly, she does not get up.

Literally caught off guard by Duck's fancy footstep play, Kyoko blinks a few times as she loses him for a while and she growls a bit as she staggers about due to his finger thrusting. Kyoko snarls and she glances over her shoulder, "Oh you! You're going to get it!" Kyoko shouts. However, out of the corner of her eyes, she notices Dan going over to Hinako's side.

"Oh no! Oh no you don't!" Kyoko shouts, "Leave her alone, she's down for the count, you bastard!" Kyoko says as she lunges over Dan and attempts to get behind him and grapples him. If she manages to get a good tight lock around Dan's waist, Kyoko will merely hurl him off over her and suplex him.

Oh shit it worked. Duck sort of stands there for awhile and he looks down at his hands and he then gets a bit of a wide grin on his face as he throws his arms in the air. "That was awesome!" Hey, the crowd thinks so as well, but then again most of them are so sloshed now they are cheering over whatever any of the fighters say to them. He then just looks a bit confused as Kyoko comes charging down at the pink clad warrior. Well if she is going to be that way he is going to take the time to relax and let himself catch his breath and do a bit of a dance for the people. He feels so good he feels like Riverdancing, but he doesn't. He instead just does some James Brownin'.

COMBATSYS: Duck takes a breather.

[                        \\\\\\  < >  ///////////                   ]
Kyoko            1/-======/=======|====---\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////////     ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


COMBATSYS: Dan endures Kyoko's Strong Throw.

[                        \\\\\\  < >  ////                          ]
Kyoko            1/-======/=======|=======\-------\1              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////////     ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


Well, so much for being a good samaritan. Dan Hibiki suddenly finds the soft and sensualness of Kyoko around his waist. Under other circumstances this would be a welcome scenario, but under these circumstances he says, "Hey wait I was just checking to see if she was al-WAUGH!" And he's thrown.
Throwing his hands out to the sides, he makes every attempt he can to lessen the damage and get back to fighting condition. Sure enough he shouldn't have just rushed over to check his opponent, after beating her up, but he's a nice guy! Really! And now it's Kyoko's turn to face his Saikyo Fury.
Back to his feet, he hops forward, and sends out a quick snap punch, punctuated by the word "HISSHOU!"
What follows after, successful or not is a flurry of punches and kicks that end with a mini dragon fist. Each of these punctuated in between with words.
"BURRAI!"
"RAI"
"RAI"
"RAI"
"RAI"
"RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAI KEN!"

COMBATSYS: Dan successfully hits Kyoko with Hisshou Burai Ken.

[                                < >  ////                          ]
Kyoko            2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|-------\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////////     ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


That's what partners are for after all! Not that Kyoko happened to be of much support to Hinako during this fight but at least, she'll make sure they'll leave her alone while she's down. KYoko straightens herself up and she glances down at Hinako -- knocked out cold but at least she seems to be alright. At least a cursory evaluation with her knowing nurse eye can tell her that much.

She heaves a sigh of relief and she glances over to Dan. The exhausted woman tries to prepare herself for the incoming assault but unfortunately, she lacks the reflexes to avoid his unleashed fury. The woman takes a few steps backward, but she mostly more stumble than anything else, failing to move aside from the incoming quick punches and kicks.

By the end of this onslaught, it's Kyoko's turn to finally fall and she collapses to the ground much like Hinako has, spent and without the energy left to continue. She just hurts all over.

COMBATSYS: Kyoko takes no action.

                                  >  ////                          ]
                                 |-------\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////////     ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


COMBATSYS: Kyoko can no longer fight.

                                  >  ////                          ]
                                 |-------\-------\0              Dan
                                  >  /////////////////////////     ]
                                 |=------\-------\0             Duck


Things unfolded so quick the club owner is left dancing in place with no one to attack. Not only did Dan seem to take down the sumo, but now the nurse as well. It does indeed seem like the power of Saikyo-ryu is strong. "Hey Pinkie!" he calls out while giving the man a thumbs up. "Wanna meet some lady friends of mine?" he asks his partner while he signals for some of the security to come check on the two ladies and make sure they are all right. Duck moves off the dance floor as P-chan is set back down on his shoulder and the little chick chirps and moves to nest in Duck King's hair. Tonight was a good night and Duck thinks he is going to have a drink or two himself to celebrate as he slings an arm around the neck of one of the female patrons of his club and starts wander to the bar with her.

COMBATSYS: Duck has left the fight here.

                                  >  ////                          ]
                                 |-------\-------\0              Dan


Dan looks at the security, as he breathes laboredly with all of his unleashments leaving him pretty much drained. Then he looks towards the bar, then back at the two other fighters, before he begins to follow Duck.
He'd check on Kyoko and Hinako himself, but the last time he did that, he got thrown. In any event, as he scuttles off the dance floor, he grips his stomach firmly with both hands, undoubtedly to quiet down its roars that thankfully the pulse-pounding rhythm and bass of the atmosphere keeps the public from hearing.
"If your lady friends are made of delicious meats then I want to meet them."
This fight took a lot out of him.

COMBATSYS: Dan has ended the fight here.

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