Description: Continuing the quest for medals, Xiangfei challenges Gabriel! And the religious nut proves to be -way- more hardcore than the Hip-Hop Honey anticipated. Guest appearance by the mysterious Shoe Stealing Crusader! C_C (Winner: Xiangfei)
OH SNAP!!! A place that's -NOT- Chinatown? This.. This is unheard of, ladies and gentlemen! At least at least when the person being spoken of is Li Xiangfei, the Heavenly Hip-Hop Honey os Southtown, the Chinese Warrior who gets the party started right every single time.
Now, it's a rather chilly evening, the sun is starting to set and that means it's time for dinner. Taking a shortcut home from the southtown river by zipping through the park, Xiangfei zooms along the road, a stick of Pocky in her mouth and dressed in her usual chinese ensamble, medal pinned to the hip of her pants, bells a-jangling all the way, and instead of a denim jacket, she sports a puffy, winter one. It actually looks a bit silly on such a small girl, but whatever.
Tonight is looking good, the family is supposed to be having korean bbq! She could taste it now.
And how is she traveling around? On a crazy scooter, roller blades? A bicycle? All of these means are below the girl whose there already because Xiangfei challenged her, somehow, and for somereason she came, with a lot of water, Xiangfei, prepare for total purification in the worst possible way. Kai Gabriel was standing in the park wait, not nessicarily because said Hip Hop wannabe was late, but because Gabriel made it a point to show up an hour early.
Xiangfei almost runs -right- by Gabriel too, and comes to a screeching halt when she recognizes the nutty girl, and... Blinks.. Blinks.. And bops her hand into a fist, "Oh wow! Ahahahah! Oh my goodness, I almost forgot about tha---- Iiii... Mean... Look at me," her eyes shift a bit, "I am right on time for my medal challenge.." Xiangfei wasnt travelling on anything out of the ordinary, she was wearing slippers. And after some of her fights, a walk home would be a lot more feasible than, you know, using anything with wheels.
Xiangfei adjusts the bells in her hair and gives a grin to Gabriel, "It's been some time, Kai-san, the fact you aren't locked up must mean things are going well for you! Have you given up on the 'gather volunteers' thing yet?" and she gets into her battle stance, ".. You have to be the thirstiest priestess I have ever met."
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei has started a fight here.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Gabriel has joined the fight here.
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Gabriel 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Xiangfei
"Oh the water isn't for me Li-san, it's for you, because before I am done I will have everyone one of those bottles forced down your throat if necessary. Your sins have not gone unnoticed, much like your substantially short stature." Kai Gabriel replies in what she seems to expect is some sort of a witty retort. And well, tries to sucker kick Xiangfei in the shin.
"I do not care for your needless greed for metal, but I will teach you a lesson."
COMBATSYS: Gabriel successfully hits Xiangfei with Light Kick.
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Gabriel 0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0 Xiangfei
Xiangfei... sweatdrops and gives a bit of a nervous chuckle as she scritches her cheek, "Uh... Greed for metal?" she replies, "But without them I can't get.. To the finals?" the chinese girl looks completely perplexed there.. Well the fight's already started, and Xiangfei snaps her leg up to dodge the shin kick- Oh but gets hit in the other one, "Arrrgh!" she howls, hopping back a little, and holds her leg. But then her golden chi roars, the Hip-Hop Honey running a finger along the bridge of her nose and then holds out one hand, "Oh, I'll drink every one of those bottles, but I can do that BY MYSELF! HaaAAA!!!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei gathers her will.
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Gabriel 0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0 Xiangfei
"Buuuuurn knuckle!" Cries Kai Gabriel, while charging Xiangfei with her palm opened and well, glowing with energy. It's only when she gets close to Xiangfei's face that she makes the thrust and says,
"Hah, just kidding," winks and then with her off hand uncorks a bottle of water which she looks ready to force down the hip hop honey's throat. Yep. . She's seriously.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Gabriel's Serpent Snap.
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Gabriel 0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
Xiangfei.. Has to sweatdrop again, and she repeats with a nervous laugh, ".. Burn.. knuckle?" she shakes her head lightly, and wonders sometimes if the rich one is in her right mind. But who was she to ask!
Actually upon further thought that was kind of funny..
Xiangfei eyes the bottle of water and spins around to try to snatch it, taking a swig of it. Then once the bottle is lowered, spits it right back at the girl, "Ppffffft!"
Hmmnn.. Fire didn't come out. Probably because it ins't alcohol.. So it's followed up by a kick to the gut, "KYAH!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Gabriel with Esaka.
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Gabriel 0/-------/----===|=======\-------\0 Xiangfei
Kai tries to block, but she's too busy trying to defend her bottle and instead get's nailed by some Xiangfei kick action. Then stepping back she stares blinks and levels with the girl.
"You know Li-san, we both fight with palm strikes, we don't make fists.. We're like practically sisters!"
For the record, they don't, Geese Howard doesn't and Hotaru doesn't.
"Come and give me an embrace sister!" Kai Gabriel says, spreading her arms and moving toward Xiangfei, if she gets her in the hug she'll tip the hip hop honey's head back and pour the contents of her water down her throat all forceful like.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei dodges Gabriel's Quick Throw.
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Gabriel 0/-------/----===|=======\-------\0 Xiangfei
Xiangfei... Does use palm strikes more often these days! She takes another swig from the bottle, and this time spits it out again in response to the other girls cry, "S.. sisters??" Xiangfei yells, and.. Well this time when Gabriel rushes in, her free hand snatches the other bottle as she leaps up and over, finishing off the first bottle and tosses it aside, "You straight up trippin', boo! I already said I don't need assistance!" She shakes her head, and then she crouches slightly, and a ring of dust blows up from under her feet- She attempts to smack Gabriel int he back with her rising shoulder strike, "Haaa!!"
COMBATSYS: Gabriel interrupts Tenpou Zan from Xiangfei with Strong Throw.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-
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Gabriel 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Xiangfei
What happens next is more or less what Gabriel thinks about Xiangfei not needing assistance. Kai Gives Xiangfei a hard trip over her own ankle to land next to the bottles and then grabs about oh. . Five of them and pulls off the lids in a fluid motion before funneling the lot of them down Xiangfei's mouth, at this point, it's drink or drown. After that maybe she can struggle to get the fanatic crusader off.
"Be pure!" she exclaims, during this.
Xiangfei blaaaurghs!! flailing her arms, sputtering gasping- Force fed water, that is certainly not cool and she's just knocked for -such- a loop after the crash to the ground Gabriel is more than successful! With a lot of flailing and sputtering, the wet chinese woman manages to scramble away, holding her throat, "G.. G'uuh! I almost drowned!" she cries to herself.. She's.. Going to need a moment to pull herself togeather after that near death experience!
Xiangfei, though, does answer Gabriel with, "NO WAY!" If this is the way to purity, she wants no part of it!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei focuses on her next action.
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Gabriel 0/-------/--=====|=======\=------\1 Xiangfei
Well Gabriel doesn't seem to care what Xiangfei thinks, as it turns out, she's actually rather convinced it seems her way is the way and therefore she just charges up at said Xiangfei and well.. leaps into the air, tries to draw the needlessly big attack her way before Xiangfei can realize that she's being attacked. IF that didn't make any sense to you it's because it didn't make any sense period. Don't drink and Mu*, friends don't let friends use computers and mix drugs.
Gabriel meanwhile goes, "AAaaaaayy!"
On her way down, Gabriel manages to get a bottle of water in her hand which she attempts to then force down the Kung pow master's throat. Drowning huh?
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Quick Throw from Gabriel with Chou Pai-Long.
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Gabriel 1/-----==/=======|==-----\-------\0 Xiangfei
Xiangfei.. is starting to realize why fighting Gabriel isn't such a hot idea... That chick is CRAZY! And so, the bottle whipped out, she shakes her head, "Oh no, not that again!" This time a golden aura bursts around the chinese fighter and by the time Gabriel reaches her, she falls right into Xiangs palm strike, "HAH!" though the bottle does bonk her in the forehead. She shakes her head lightly, and follows up witha double palm strike, and finally twirls around with a very strong front kick, "Hup hah HIYAAAH!" she cries, and when she's done, the bottle lands in her hand, ".... Snaps." and she cracks it open, drinking a little ore.
more, even!
Gabriel gets the painful side of all of that beating and ends up sitting on her bottom, blinking, she stands up, dusts herself off, sniffles, like she's going to CRY how does that make you feel, but then gets a disaproving look and points at Xiangfei and exclaims,
"For that you shall repent"
COMBATSYS: Gabriel focuses on her next action.
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Gabriel 1/-----==/=======|==-----\-------\0 Xiangfei
Xiangfei... sweatdrops a little, and well.. Xiangfei actually -does- feel a little bad when Gabriel starts to cry, "H.. hey, now wait a minute, come on Kai-san, I already said that I could take care of it myself!"
So she's going to repent, is she? Xiangfei sighs a little, slipping a hand into her pocket and whips out a yen coin, which she then flings at Gabriel to bean her right between the eyes! "Lets just fight like -normal- ok??" she cries. Though uh... Normal.. Yeah, er, right.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Gabriel with Thrown Object.
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Gabriel 1/----===/=======|===----\-------\0 Xiangfei
She'll show you what she thinks of normal, okay so she got hit by some money. Gabriel doesn't touch the money, she just says,
"You're so poor you can only afford to throw that much? How misfortunate, allow me to make your life better,"
She reaches into her pocket and since she carries no money, she throws a checkbook at Xiangfei.
COMBATSYS: Gabriel successfully hits Xiangfei with Thrown Object.
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Gabriel 1/----===/=======|====---\-------\0 Xiangfei
... Dude... A checkbook? Though the insult was rather uncessary, as she rubs the back of her head, "Uh, actually.. It's a techn-" brow quirking, she reaches to try and catch the checkbook, and with a bit of a slip-up, ends up getting smacked in the face by it instead. And.. Actually that kind of hurt! "... Geez!" she yells, "You didn't have to go -there-, you know! I.. I don't need your checkbook anyway!' she hmphs, clapping her hands togeather and her chi flares once more! Look at the pretty display of golden goodness. o/~
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei gathers her will.
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Gabriel 1/----===/=======|=======\-------\1 Xiangfei
Gabriel doesn't wait, she moves right in on the attack, she's being really mean right now! She charges up to Xiangfei, tries to grab her arm, twist it around her back, charge up a blast of chi into said back and let her rip! She even shouts out,
"Deliverance !" It's like a standing Hotaru super!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Gabriel's Deliverance.
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Gabriel 0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1 Xiangfei
Xiangfei isn't going to take that one sitting down at least, her eyes widen when Gabriel rushes toward her. In suprise? Well, not exactly, she just wasn't sure if she should have chanced something insane or not. And as such her arm is grabbed, and the lock takes but a flip to rightherself from, and then break away before the chi blast can hit her dead one, "... Geez," she murmurs, and suddenly she's back on the prowl, reaching to take Gabriels hand and then pull her toward her- At the same time she throws another shoulder rush, "HYAH!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Gabriel with Ekisupo.
- Power hit! -
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Gabriel 0/-------/----===|=======\===----\1 Xiangfei
Well, the bright side here? That could of hurt more, okay, Xiangfei likes to let her rip when people are least expecting it, so Gabriel does her spinning thing she was doing before, only this time trying to hit her opponent with that rather then force feed her water.
"Aeeeii!" she says.
COMBATSYS: Gabriel successfully hits Xiangfei with Tenshin Shou.
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Gabriel 0/-------/----===|=======\=====--\1 Xiangfei
Well Xiangfei is at least glad that Gabriels given up on the water thing for now, but... Without the bottle to target, she's not sure what she should do as a counter attack. As such, her hesitance smacks the chinese fighter but good, she yelping in pain, but at least backflips to get to her feet in a crouch, "Man.. That hurt.." she mumbles, and she goes in for the counter attack going for a kick to Gabriels side.. This is followed up by by two palm strikes to Gabriels chest, "Hup HAH!!" she cries. This girl.. She was tough!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Gabriel with Strong Punch.
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Gabriel 0/-------/-======|=======\======-\1 Xiangfei
Uh-oh, Gabriel is on the ropes! that last hit nails her and she is staggering back from nothing but.. Palm strikes.
"Onne-san.." she manages then leaps into the air, trying to lock her thighs around Xiangfei's head in order to burn her in the face with some energy.
"Confess!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Serpent Snare from Gabriel with Ryokuchi Kou'en.
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Gabriel 1/----===/=======|=======\==-----\1 Xiangfei
Xiangfei sweatdrops -again- as she flails her arms, "Now wait a minute!!" she cries, smiling somehow but clearly panicing as well, "Confess to -what-, being your sister??" that's clearly the craaaaaziest thing Xiang's ever heard! Now.. Uh.. Xiang has -no- idea what Gabriel is doing, but she's pretty certain that its at least Tv rating. So when her thighs are locked... Just as Gabriel releases the energy, she's hoisted up and POWER BOMB!
Editors note: This is not Kung-Fu.
Kai Gabriel, the fanatic, begins to blink, glow and otherwise give off the end boss explosion graphics.. Then she plops down with a thud, crumpling into a heap. For now the world is saved! Thanks to Li Xiangfei, that is until Gabriel wakes up.. Which could be any time, but maybe.. Just maybe she will be more reasonably when she does wake up. Probably.. not.
COMBATSYS: Gabriel takes no action.
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COMBATSYS: Gabriel can no longer fight.
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Just then a passing fish on a metallic looking body notices the scene as it is, flops off her Vespa scooter and begins to flop across the park until reaching Kai Gabriel. When she does, the odd green and red fish, which resembles a witch covered in sea weed, goes to remove the shoes from the fallen crusader, before flopping back to her scooter, which apparently doesn't run while right now because the fish' get away consists of pushing the scooter as fast as she can. . Which is slower than a baby stroller going up hill.
Xiangfei drops and rests her hands on her knees, huffing a bit.. Was it just her, or were a bunch of these new fighters just -really- strong? She gives a bit of an exasperated laugh to the zealot once she finally falls and rubs the back of her head, "Oi, I'd.. Better fix things up here," as she moves to pick up the rest of the water bottles so that any unsuspecting victims will be safe. and heck, why not the medal too?
Though XIangfei just drops ALL off the bottles when the vespa-riding fish drives in, goes to take Gabriels shoes and then is just off again to destination unknown, "........"
Dubya tee eff.
Log created by Xiangfei, and last modified on 18:51:22 11/15/2005.