Description: A classic tale of player versus hater! Xiangfei lays on the hate, and then the Awesome Doctor had to go and hate on her forehead. :( Strong and senseless violence ahead! (Winner: Xiangfei)
Chinatown Southtown!
Aw yeah baby you want to takl about Chinatown, then you have to mention one person. That one person, of course, is the Heavenly Hip-Hop Honey of Southtown, Li Xiangfei!
So... Then what's she doing? Well right now she's totally chilling out in Downtown Chinatown, sitting on a bench next to an old woman in her fighting ensamble, baggy pants red top, but a denim jacket over it. There's a shiny medal on her hip! She and her company seem to be waiting for a bus.
A glance is given to the woman, and she opens the bag of meat buns that rests on her lap, "You know," she says, "My mama always told me, that life is like a bag of meat buns..."
The old woman.... Sweatdrops.
Oh shit Chinatown! It's the totally happening place! Even if right now it doesn't really seem like it to Dr. Tran. I mean, there he is, right? Just walking along, shiny little medal pinned to his coat, scanning the area, looking for something interesting, and what's the verdict? Boring! An old lady and a chick with a big forehead sitting at a bus stop.
I mean, come on, that's totally lame. So it is with a heavy start that Tran starts on his way, off to newer, greener pastures, seeking adventure and romance and twi-hey, wait a minute! A glint catches the corner of his eye, drawing his gaze to Xiangfei's hip. Medal! MEDAL!
And that's all he needs to spring into action. Striding forward determinedly at Xiangfei, Tran raises an arm to point a serious finger at the Heavenly Hip-Hop Honey. "You! Prepare yourself, because I am going to kick your ass and take your medal!"
... Oh dude no you didn't. Say something about her forehead out loud, I -dare- you. Come on, do it. What's the matter? Chicken? Buck buck buckaaaaw!!
The chinese woman pauses in stuffing her mouth with a bun, "You never know what you're gonna ge-" blink blink. Her head turns to Tran and she asks, "Is that a challenge? Woah! Hey, are those Ray-Bans?? Are you a scientist?" she asks, suddenly jumping to her feet and sets the bag on the bench, grinning widely, "So you're a scientist that kicks butt, are you? You've got some guts, challenging the Heavenly Hip-Hop Honey of Southtown, Li Xiangfei! Though uh... Geez, rude much?" she asks with a small shrug.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei has started a fight here.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-------|
COMBATSYS: Tran has joined the fight here.
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Tran 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Xiangfei
The nerve! The impertinence! To call The Incredible Dr. Tran a mere scientist? He's a doctor! It says so right in the name! DOCTOR Tran! DOCTOR! Not that he's mentioned that, sure, but...Maybe now's a good time to do so! "Guts? I have all the guts in the world, Li Xiangfei, for you're speaking to the incomparable, the one and only suave secret agent with a PhD in kicking your ass...Dr. Tran!"
At this point Tran drops his arm, ceasing his rude pointing, and grins. "Of course, if you're afraid, you can always just be a chicken and refuse to fight me."
Xiangfei reaches her hands up to adjust her bells and.. Actually finds herself unusually light-hearted despite the 'good' Doctors tauntings. Something inside her tells her this will be a fun match; so she'll try to make it as fun as possible, "Wh.. Y.. You can get a PHD in that? I mean.. Uh, of COURSE you do! I have a PHD myself actually.." she punches a hand into her fist and bows a little, but then just breaks right out into action, looking to chop Tran across the chest and follow it up with a palm strike with her opposite hand, "A 'PLAYA HATIN' DEGREE'!!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Tran with Quick Punch.
- Power hit! -
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Tran 0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0 Xiangfei
Not the 'good' Doctor...the '/awesome/' Doctor. He grins. "I'd show it to you, but I don't carry it around with me anymore. Not since...the Incident." His grin fades a bit, as he flashes back to that horrible, depressing time...Which pretty much lets Xiangfei start off by beating the crap out of Tran. He staggers backward from the force of the chop and the palm strike.
But is that enough to keep Dr. Tran down? Hell no! Shaken from his ponderance of the past, he poses dramatically, throwing his coat out so that it catches the wind which has just now materialized and starts flapping. "Playa hatin? That ain't cool, chica! I'll just have to show you the error of your ways!" To make his point, Tran dashes forward at Xiangfei and attempts to tackle her to the ground, hot hot steam hissing out from underneath his clothing. It's hot!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Tran's Dr. Tran - Man of Action.
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Tran 0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0 Xiangfei
Pshaw, a secret agent.. She doesn't buy that. And heck, she doesn't even buy the fact that he's a doctor. Not even a tag will convince her; and so in this battle, Xiangfei will be proclaimed.... The Hater, "Well, -Professor- Tran, if you think you can kill two birds with one stone, lets see what you got!" And show her he does, going in for that tackle and her eyes widen as she sees the hint of steam, "Huh??" the tackle hits her, but with a sharp twist of her body, she manages to toss him off to the side, "Ha!" and then she's on him... Like.. Like WHITE ON RICE, "Now Professor, behold the Doctor of Kung Fu!" she leaps into the air, and then goes for a big combo, striking across with another chop, followed by two palm strikes, one with each hand, "Ha! Ha! Hup!" her knee snaps upward with a hop, and then finally delivers a front kick, "Hai! YAH!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Tran with Strong Punch.
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Tran 0/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Xiangfei
P...Professor!? Why must every impugn his name and his chosen profession? "Listen, lady! I'm not some stodgy, boring teacher at some musty old university! I'm a DOC-TOR, two syllables, four consonants, two vowOW SHIT OW!" He's cut off a bit by Xiangfei chopping the hell out of him, the final kick delivered actually lifting him off the ground a little. He stays on his feet, though. He's still cool! Barely hurt at all, really!
So naturally, he's /not/ woozy, even though his eyes are a little bit unfocused already. But he's still got enough in him to sass Xiangfei. It's easier than breathing at this point. He'll be dead in the grave and still be insulting/boasting/whatever with a vengeance! Anyway, woo, tangent! "The point is here, I'm the doctor, and you're just some chump who's about to get rocked! Haaaah!" Of course he's not shouting for no reason, and the reason also becomes a bit evident when he throws an uppercut well in front of Xiangfei...and then a few feet forward, tee hee! A small geyser springs up from the ground out of nowhere, man!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei dodges Tran's Dr. Tran Doles Out the Harshness.
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Tran 0/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Xiangfei
Xiangfei... Nope, she's not hearing it. Not at all, when Tran insists he's a doctor still? "Oh, gotcha!" she pipes, "... Woah wait a minute, you're going to rock -me-??" Xiangfei leans back a little from the uppercut, not realizing it was a feint (was it??) and then she has a feelign she she leap, and leap she does as the geyser splashes upward, and then she leaps off of it like ninja or something, "You straight up trippin', Chef Tran!" she declares, landing behind the Awesome Doctor.
Xiangfei runs a finger along the bridge of her nose, and then suddenly there's a 'breep!'. ".. Uh hold on a sec," she says, reaching into her pocket and she takes out her N-Gage, bringing it to her ear, "... Janice! Where you at?"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei takes no action.
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Tran 0/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Xiangfei
She just...and...and...
You can bet that this moment is going to determine Tran's mood when he writes about this in his livejournal later! It's going to be 'little frowny face' and it's going to make anyone who reads it /horribly depressed/ on Tran's behalf, even though none of them can truly understand his pain and blah blah blah whine whine blah....
In any case, Tran is crushed. Chef? And then she goes and just takes a call? This is /horrible!/ It's worse than being rocked, Tran is being mocked! He doesn't even say anything, momentarily speechless, as he just watches Xiangfei. And then he turns away and sits down, cross-legged, right on the ground. And he gives himself a hug, and starts massaging himself while he does so, tendrils of wispy steam rising from his fingers as he uses his chi to make it an even better massage.
"Hahaha! Yeah I actually was playing Rumble Roses last night, but not the night before, I was busy.. I can give it back to you tomorrow.. Uh huh.. No, actually you caught me at a pretty bad time, I'm in the middle of a fight right now!" Xiang says, setting her free hand on her hip, ".. No, actually I've never seen him before in my life, but he's.. Yeah uh... What?" a long pause, and then she grits her teeth, eyes wide in rage, "They -WHAT-?? What do you -MEAN- they delayed Zelda again!!" she's so angry that her aura suddenly BLAZES, a pillar of chi screaming around her small frame, her braids tossing up from the upwind.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei gathers her will.
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Tran 0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
COMBATSYS: Tran successfully hits Tran with Dr. Tran - Hot Lovin.
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Tran 0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
And over there, Dr. Tran, in a fit of politeness born of utter and total DESPAIR, just keeps sitting there, having completed his hug and made himself feel a little better at least. But he's still not feeling all that happy. Xiangfei is just over there, chatting away and talking about video games and pretty much completely ignoring him and maybe after this Tran'll go try to beat up Jiro to drain off his excess emo into the kid. Being this sad and mopey isn't healthy!
Anyway, Tran just keeps sitting there, like a sad panda. SAD.
COMBATSYS: Tran takes a breather.
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Tran 0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
"No, I -won't- calm down!" Xiangfei yells, stomping her foot, though her golden aura does seem to be dying down after a moment.. "...... What?" the chinese girl asks, and then suddenly leans back again with a little laugh, "Oh! Well, all right then, when you put it that way, it -isn't- that bad. Ok, let me go back to my fight, I don't want to keep the trenchcoat streaker waiting," ... "Yeah, he's overly dressed. Holla," and with that she turns around, and slips her phone back into her pocket, "Thanks for waiti- What are you doing?" she sets her hands on her hips, eyebrow raised, and with a light shrug, and slips a hand into her pocket. She whips out a yen coin, flipping it in the air and catches it with her poitner and middle fingers, "Wake up!" she cries as she flings it at him, looking to bean him right between the eyes.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Tran with Thrown Object.
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Tran 1/------=/=======|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
Ting! The coin neatly rebound off right between Tran's eyes, abruptly bringing him back from his magical journey of self-pity. He stares at Xiangfei for a moment, and then climbs back to his feet, trying to strike another dramatic pose...but really, his heart's just not into now, so it sort of flops.
"I...yeah..." He sighs, and just waits and watch Xiangfei. Preparing...for Action!
COMBATSYS: Tran focuses on his next action.
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Tran 1/------=/=======|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
The chinese girl leans in a little, tilting her head in confusion.. She's really unsure why Tran is in a bummed mood all of a sudden, and she rubs the back of her head, "Oi oi, where's your spirit from a minute ago? Come on, put a little back into it, hey tell you what," Xiangfei winks as she claps her hands togeather, "I'll sweeten the pot a little, if you beat me, I'll go on a date with you!" she pipes, and then thrusts her palms togeather, releasing a large blast of chi toward the 'awesome' doctor, looking to knock the man back with the rather short burst, "HAH!"
COMBATSYS: Tran reflects Nanpa from Xiangfei with -Q- is for Dr. Tran.
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Tran 0/-------/------=|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
All of a sudden, there's a glint in the incredible Dr. Tran's eye. A tiny glimmer of surging, renewed fire in his heart, burning red hot with passion for battle! "I'll show you where it is...it's right here!"
Dropping down to the ground, planting his palms on the ground, Dr. Tran releases a big ol' explosion of energy, a geyser rising up around him, whipping his white coat around with the passing force. And when Xiangfei's little wussy energy ball hits it, what happens? Ping! It bounces straight back at her!
After the steam clears a bit, Dr. Tran is revealed to be standing there again, in all his Doctorish glory. And then he speaks. "If you want, when I win, I won't hold you to the date thing." So generous!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei dodges Tran's Reflected Nanpa.
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Tran 0/-------/------=|======-\-------\0 Xiangfei
More like -Q- is for WTF. To have her blast sent back -at- her by her opponent, she really didn't see that coming from this guy. No sir, not at all. And wouldn't you know it? The burst of chi is just -so- short, that milimeters before it even reaches smacking her right in the face, it just fizzles out! This leaves her blinking a few times, and then laughs, rubbing the back of her head, "Wow! Haha, man, that must be really embarassing, huh Tran? Wooh! I'm glad that wasn't me!"
Xiangfei gives another shrug, and then rushes toward Tran once more. She has a new attack name in mind now: Wait..... Wait a minute, "..... Wh.. Y... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???" she suddenly yells, her cheeks red in embarassment, "You just dissed me, you creep!" she races forward, reaches out to try and grab Tran by the collar of his jacket and then draws her head back... Back...
HEADBUTT!
COMBATSYS: Tran dodges Xiangfei's Strong Throw.
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Tran 0/-------/------=|=======\-------\0 Xiangfei
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell? "What kind of wussy projectile IS that anyway, disintegrating like that? Jeez! You should be ashamed!" Hopping backward repeatedly, away from Xiangfei's grasp, he frowns. "I was being chivalrous, too! Don't you know anything? Argh!" At this point, with growing frustration, Tran just rears back and tries to plant his foot as hard as he can in Xiangfei's FACE. YEAH!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Tran's Heavy Kick.
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Tran 0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\1 Xiangfei
Oh so now he's going to diss her fireball.. Which one of these two were the haters again? Xiangfei frowns, and frowns big to the trash talk, and she waggles her finger to Tran in a very Kasumi-like fashion, "Do you even know who you're talking to?? I'm the leader of Strongest! Team Li Xiangfei! We were in King of Fighters you know! It was -my- fireball that got our team started!" that's a bit of an exageration really, and she's impressed that he saved his own head from certain doom. The big kick sent her way is handled rather well, she smacking her left hand up to deflect it, anger still in her eyes, "And on top of that I'm a -girl-, you don't say things like that, you toad! Moron!" she whips her palm out to strike Tran in the chest with her fingertips. Should that connect, her fingertips curl inward and an unseen force just SLAMS into his stomach, "Idiot! Fool!"
COMBATSYS: Tran dodges Xiangfei's Kadoma.
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Tran 0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\0 Xiangfei
Well, come on! The fireball deserved dissing! Not only was it weak enough to get reflected, but it also dissipates like so much fog in a strong wind? It got what was coming to it. But anyway, the finger waggling goes uncared for, as Dr. Tran just shrugs it off. "Strongest! team? More like...uh...WRONGest!" Yeah, that's right. That's a burn right there.
Still, even if his big ol' kick was deflected, Tran's all ready to avoid the Wrath of Li Xiangfei, staying on his toes, sidestepping Xiangfei's fingertip thrust. And a lucky thing, too, by the described 'hit' effect. "Moron! Big forehead!" To accompany this witty retort, Tran hauls off and tries to punchinate Xiangfei right in the jaw. UPPERCUT! No steam this time, though.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Strong Punch from Tran with Ryokuchi Kou'en.
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Tran 0/-------/=======|=======\=------\1 Xiangfei
That Dr. Tran. He was a cold dude. He was a man that just.. Like.. He has to go and take it one step too far, doesn't he? When he escapes her grasp, she tsks, snapping her fingers, and then he gone done did it.
Big forehead!
Big forehead!
Big forehead!
Big forehed!
Big forehead!
Big forehead!
".... You..."
Big forehead!
"YOU!!!!" Tran sends that uppercut, and the insult about her team name is forgotten. Xiangfeis eyes widen with rage never seen before, (except by Kensou) and she snaps her hand up to catch Trans fist in an unusual display of strength. She then holds Tran over her head, lifting him up, "BIG FOREHEAD???" she leaps into the air and then POW! she drops to one knee and then drops the guys back right onto her other knee, bouncing off it and to the ground. Then she spins arround and follows it up with a nasty elbowdrop, "Aaaaaaaaaah!!!"
*Editors note: That wasn't Kung-Fu.
Oh shi- The mighty wrath of Li Xiangfei and her freakishly huge forehead is truly mighty, huge, and wrathful! Tran pretty much just gets the shit beaten out of him, ending up on the ground wheezing and wondering if Xiangfei is a weretruck or something. And what her license plate number is.
But either way Dr. Tran is simply down. Not out. Never out! Dr. Tran never truly loses! He only wins a little less, temporarily! So with a groan and a roll, he gets some distance between him and Xiangfei, and then he goes on to plant his hands on the ground and go for another geyser. Just to buy time, understand. Truly, his silence speaks a thousand words.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei endures Tran's Dr. Tran Doles Out the Harshness.
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Tran 1/-------/=======|=======\====---\1 Xiangfei
Xiangfei is... Similar to a raging bull. And this raging bull will show absolutly no mercy.
On a side note, Holy crap that hurt.
The geyser of steam blasts upward, but Xiangfei doesn't move, she doesn't budge! She's lost the geyser for a moment, and when that clears, there's the little dangerous bullet that could, her skin red from that scalding hotness and her eyes.. Uh, they may very well be red too! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Tromp tromp tromp, the chinese fighter storms up leaps into the air, arm snapping back and then looking to plant the clothesline of her entire -life- at Trans neck, "TAKE THAT BAAACK!!"
COMBATSYS: Tran blocks Xiangfei's Strong Punch.
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Tran 1/-----==/=======|=======\====---\1 Xiangfei
It's official: Xiangfei has gone stark, raving mad. And there's only one man who can stop her from rampaging amuck in the city! It's up to Dr. Tran to save the day and kick Xiangfei's ass, like only a secret agent doctor can!
But first he needs to deal with her attempt to freaking DECAPITATE him. Holding his arms up, he manages to absorb the brunt of the blow. Whatever's left over is still enough to send him stumbling backward, a slightly confused look on his face. "Take what back? My implication that you have a FOREHEAD SO HUGE THAT IT AFFECTS THE TIDES?" Oh, shit. He just /went there/. Maybe it's a strategy of some kind: make Xiangfei so super pissed that she just bursts a vein in her head and passes out. Nature's safety override! If that doesn't work, though, he'll just throw a quick kick at her gut. Yeah.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Light Kick from Tran with Ryokuchi Kou'en.
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Tran 1/=======/=======|=======\-------\1 Xiangfei
No that man did not just go there AGAIN!! See, if she had superpowers, Xiangfei would be making cars fly in the air, tidal waves crash around and like... The entire works.
.. If you couldn't tell, Xiangfei is sensitive about her forehead. So when Tran goes for the chicks gut, Xiangfei start TURNING DIFFERENT COLORS.
Dude WHAT THE HECK, her face turns red, and then it turns purple, and her golden aura turns a blood red, and like.. Then her face turns from purple to blue and her aura changes from red to white.
Needless to say this results in an interrupt so hardcore, numbers can't even represent what the heck is even going on. Foot, caught. Hand, shoves Tran onto his back. She then leaps into the air, throws her fist down and giant fightcloud forms, a large cloud of dust surrounding to the two fighters as she claws, punches, kicks, bites, and elbows.
And when the smoke clears, Xiangfei is standing over Trans fallen form, shoulders heaving and steam practically coming out of her ears!
And holy shit Tran is down. Is he...is he even still breathing? It doesn't look like his chest is moving. It looks like...he's, uh. Dead.
But of course this isn't the case as after maybe ten seconds, Tran regains a measure of conciousness, and props himself up ever so slowly on one elbow. And then he whispers something at a volume that no living being could hear well. He crooks a finger, beckoning Xiangfei closer. Cloooooser. Clooooooooooooser. And then he explodes.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!" His battlecry rings loudly and truly, and he comes up swinging, as it were. Steam's all over his fists - you can't even really /see/ his hands, and while every punch is horribly, horribly easy to see coming, each punch is also surprisingly fast in motion, and when/if each punch connects? It's like a tiny scuba tank just EXPLODED out of Tran's fist! Huge explosions of pressurized steam! Of course, afterward? Tran's out like a light.
COMBATSYS: Tran can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Xiangfei endures Tran's Here Comes Dr. Tran!!
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"AaaaaaaaAH!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Xiangfei roars, fists raised in the air, and then pauses a moment when Tran motions to her.
"Huh?" she turns back to normal for a moment, and then leans down.. Is he going to utter his final words? His epitath?
"Ah, you're going to apolo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'LL KILL YO-" and that fist, it hits do dead on you wouldn't even believe it. Xiangfei is lost again in a huge cloud of steam, and...
Actually that was very painful! But while she's lost in that steam? Xiangfei's turning various colors again, aura going ballistic so she's like a walking technicolor-show. And when it's all said and done, she's standing there with some really nasty burns, her eyebrow twitching and veins buldging on her forehead like woah. There's really only one thing she can do, and this is very very rare.
She turns Tran over, snatches his medal and then kicks him in the crotch, "YOU A-HOLE!!" she shrieks, and holds her fists up in the air with a victorious battle cry, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
o/~ Breep!
"....... Yuri! Where you at?"
Log created by Xiangfei, and last modified on 21:06:54 11/11/2005.