Description: Or: LiX totally fails at logging. Li Xiangfei totally takes on Dan Hibiki for his medal. One of these dudes gets rocked, but WHO??
The Saikyo Dojo.. Actually, a young chinese girl was here not too long ago, but ended up facing Karin instead of the person she was really looking for.
Truth be told, Xiangfei had a bit of fondness for Dan Hibiki because he had a particular technique that put her own taunting-art to shame. But not for long, with hard training, she has nearly perfected her 'biida biida bii' and is now ready to prove it.
The doors to the Dojo swing open, revealing a shadow as the sunlight storms into the area, and a few steps reveal this figure is in fact, the Heavenly Hip-Hop Honey of Southtown, Li Xiangfei, "DAN HIBIKI!!" cries the small chinese girl, dressed in her usual chinese fighting garb, "Bring me, DAN HIBI-" she pauses though, and looks around. No students again? ".... Uh, hello?"
Dan Hibiki looks over from his trophy table, his eyebrow quirking almost impossibly to the top of his forehead, before he blinks, "Uh.." What's he arranging on that trophy table? Medals. Three of them to be exact, all shined to perfection and reflecting the Dojo's own natural lighting. He then smiles and points at Xiangfei from across the floor, "Hey, if you're looking for Dan Hibiki, you've come to the right place, but I bet what you're really looking for is...."
Suddenly the cream green gi of Dan's is in a ball on the floor, thankfully enough it still contains the Saikyo master as he rolls towards Xiangfei, and pops up to one knee with his fist outstretched in front of his own face, while he screams, "SAIKYO POWER! Saikyo Training, and SAIKYO MASTERY! DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FIGHTER'S SPIRIT TO SIGN UP FOR THE SAIKYO DOJO?!?? DO YOU!?!"
Ah, there he was.. There stood a man who... Uh... Actually looks taller on television. Xiangfei can't help but look a little disappointed at first when that man reveals himself to be Dan, but then all doubts and disappointement float away when her rolls in a perfect ball like Sonic the Hedgehog, "N.. No way!" she cries, her eyebrow twitching as she takes a small step back, "Wh.. What is this.. Power? Saikyo Power you call it?"
The girls lips twist up a bit, but she turns to the side, directing Dans attention to the medal pinned to the side of her pants, "Hmph! Oh, I got fighters spirit, believe that!" she shouts back, "But Dan, today you will see that Saikyo Power, is NO MATCH for Strongest! power! BEHOLD!!!" that said, she hooks her fingers into her mouth and streeeetches her cheeks out, going googly-eyed as she, "Biiiiiiiiiih!"
The Saikyo master stands up and crosses his arms, while his palm comes up to his chin, and rubs it in appraisal, before he points towards Xiangfei, "Biiiih, like Biidi biidi bii? Calm it down there Twiki. My last name ain't Rogers, but if you're in here challenging me for a medal, you're totally about to get Bucked."
The master hops back a couple times, back towards the trophy stand, and puts his hand out palm upwards, before dragging his fingers towards him and saying, "Ora, ORA! Show me what you're made of, and if you lose, I'll win, and you'll know you'd better learn how to use Saikyo before you can ever defeat Saikyo!"
COMBATSYS: Dan has started a fight here.
Xiangfei stands up straight and crosses her arms, grinning smugly Dan-wards as she nods his head.. Oh, of course her taunt was supreme! But then again, it seems like he doesn't... Fully approve of it? She takes a small step back again, "What?? Wh... What did you say? What does that even -mean-? Wh.." Man, this guy was good.. He was really good, but she wouldn't be intimidated by his confusion technique, not today, "Fine, you have a deal, and if -you- lose, then -I- win, fair is fair, right?" she punches a hand into her palm, and then suddenly:
NINJAS DROP FROM THE CEILING. There have to be at least 6 or seven of them, two of them holding overhead microphones, two with video cameras and one with a microphone. The last ninja, he unfolds a chair with 'Director' on the back, and sits with a cup of coffee and sunglasses. "The Medal Challenge is about to start!" cries the head reporter!
And so, the battle begins, Xiangfei staring good and long at her opponent, "Allow me, to start things off.." she turns her back for a moment, rubbing her face, then turns again with her eyebrows drawn up, and her opposite hand pushing up her nose like a pigs, "Bleeeeeeh~"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei has joined the fight here.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei takes no action.
Dan's own eyebrows lower as he sees the pig nosed girl blehh at him before he crosses his arms again and shakes his head, "Just because you eat slop from a trough does not mean you have the required skills to take down the master of Saikyo. Wallowing in mud all day will just make you smell bad, and although I know I can smell you from here, you don't have to announce to the world that you're from a barnyard."
He tilts his head up, "Is that all you've got, anyways, piglet? Making yourself look ugly in an attempt to tangle with Saikyo?"
COMBATSYS: Dan takes no action.
Xiangfei double-takes, dropping her taunt-face to look at Dan in complete and utter disbelief, "....." Her head lowers a bit, her hands tightening into fists that shake with.. Rage. "P... P... Piglet?" she growls, "Th.. That was nothing, I was just warming up! And you so can -not- smell me from over there, because if you could, you'd know I smelt of lavendar bodywash!" her cheeks redden a bit but then she grins. Xiangfei, she grins an evil grin as she rips a page from out of one of her best friends books, "BEHOLD!" she turns to the side again, pushing her butt out toward the Saikyo master, and she gives it a couple of slaps, opposite hand tugging down her eyelid, "Right -here-, silly pants!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei takes no action.
Dan hibiki gets a very confused look on his face before he laughs and shakes his head, "Whoa now, while I'm totally flattered, I don't ever date potential students. In any event, you've got a huge head. I'm surprised these surprise ninjas aren't your Thanksgiving day parade crew. Do you go to Metro City every year for a stipend from the Macy's corporation? COME ON, PIGLET!"
His arms uncross as he slides into a fighting stance, "If all you've got is ass-slapping, scrunched noses, and biiihs, then it's time we settle this the old fashioned way. You're no match for my verbal assault."
COMBATSYS: Dan takes no action.
If she could, Xiangfei would turn into a stone statue. There's just no doubting it, and Dan is right, she... Still had much to learn when it comes to verbal assaults, particularly against strangers. So instead she looks horrified.
Then she looks flabbergasted.
Then she just looks downright insulted, "Ok, that was going -too- far! You're doing down, Dan Hibiki!" and boom! The still red-faced chinese butt-kicker starts the match with a dash forward, snapping her wrist out to try and tag her opponent in the shoulder. Should that succeed, he'd stagger to the side, and she swirls around to slam her shoulder into his back, "KYAAAA!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Dan with Ekisupo.
Dan Hibiki leaps to the side, but the wrong side altogether, and gets not only the full force of Xiangfei's snapping hand in his forehead, causing him to stagger like expected, and also letting her elbow crash into his back. His eyes blink out of order, before he stares at Xiangfei, "What the hell'd you do that for? I was only kidding!"
His hands move in the wave motion of the anatsuken students, "But if you're going to take things so serious. Taste Saikyo like the fine wine of fighting it is! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." His left fist comes up towards Xiangfei's chest, glowing a friendly Cyan color, "Douken!" The little fireball sputters out, and moves forward. Go Dan, Go.
COMBATSYS: Dan successfully hits Xiangfei with Gadouken.
Xiangfei's eyebrow continues to twitch, "Kidding? .. Kidding??" she yells back. If it weren't already obvious, Xiangfei is.... Rather sensitive about her forehead. Kensou learned this the hard way, and he learned it like.. 4 times. It leaves one to wonder if he ever really learned at all!
Now Dans fireball. Well, it doesn't look like much, should be easy to dodge- but it certainly does the job doesn't it, slamming into the chinese girl and sending her staggering back a couple of steps. "... Ow." she murmurs, then claps her hands togeather, fans her fingers out and then shifts her feet a bit, "If you were really kidding, then take back what you said about my forehead!!" she demands, her golden aura suddenly roaring, an almost dragon-shaped pillar of chi swirling about her small frame. This is LiX's Rage!
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei gathers her will.
Hibiki blinks and says, "Take back what I said? Not a chance, you do have a pretty big head. It's nothing to be ashamed about or angry over, just face facts and admit to yourself your head is humongous. It's not a big deal. Really!"
"Besides, the medal fight has already begun, you lost round one, and now you're going to lose round two, too."
Snapping backwards onto one leg, Dan leaps into the air and towards Xiangfei in a parabola, trying to bring a heavy knee down on her center mass, the biggest area of her body. (Her Forehead.)
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Dan's Heavy Kick.
"...................."
I mean really, what else can one say to the Saikyo styled fighters comments? She.. She was well aware that there wasn't really anything to be ashamed of, but it's hard to believe it when unwitting fighters choose to make fun of it. She curls in her lips and lowers her head again, this time just using one arm to block the bigger mans big attack! But then pushes the attack away as she raises her stature once more, "You.. You -indirectly- insulted me that time!!" she cries,
But her eyes are lit up in admiration, shaking her fist, "Y.. You are truely a master at what you do, I hope to taunt as well as you one day, but, STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FOREHEAD!"
It was time to Dis N-Gage this fool, her hand slips back, then sweeps upward, a good eye could see that there's a string wrapped about her thumb suddenly, and on the opposite end of the string, her beloved N-gage covered in a metal case. It's whipped forward in an attempt to smack it right into Dans own forehead with a *CLATTER* before it twirls and slips right back into her pocket, "WaaTAAAH!"
COMBATSYS: Dan fails to interrupt Esaka from Xiangfei with Kouryuken.
As he watches Xiangfei pull out a metal case, holding a crappy cell-phone idea, a thought occurs to Dan Hibiki. Not a very good one, but a thought nonetheless. He tries to VIOLENT SHINY DRAGON FIST the Cellphone.
And here's what happens, from this brainchild of an idea. The cord tangles around his arm, and smacks the left side of his face, before smacking the right side of his face, and clonking him in the brow. As Xiangfei pulls it back, Dan is pulled down onto the Tatami mat, and has a minute to think about why that was.... A "Bad" Idea. "...Oof."
Xiangfei's very awesome cell-phone idea meets its mark, as is it does what it does best: Make haters -believers-. Now not even the Heavenly Hip-Hop Honey was expecting Dan to get smacked like that, and she looks down over the fallen man, ".. Uh.. YEAH! I totally meant to do that! You just got NOKI-OWNED!" a v-sign, and then she hops, flips in the air, and tries to perform a flurry of quick stomps on Dans back before flipping off, "Y-y-y-y-yah!"
COMBATSYS: Dan blocks Xiangfei's Light Kick.
Dan spins quickly onto his back, holding his arms in positions where the kicks will meet with his armguards instead of, well his spinal column or his chest. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Attacking someone who has already fallen down? I guess even with the head the size of jupiter you don't have any place for honor up there!"
As the last stomp comes down, Dan makes a quick grab for the girls ankle, and tries to fling her some distance away, if he is at all able to grip up on her.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei endures Dan's Quick Throw.
Xiangfei hmmns, bringing a hand to her chin, and rubs it as if conteplating what Dan has to say within her flurry.. And her thoughts? "Oh come now! I could see you complaining if it wasn't -obvious- you were ready for i- Ack!" ankle grabbed she is flung and crashes onto the dojo floor on her back, knees at either side of her head.
Which is the perfect set up for the springing kip-up back toward the Saikyo master, and then dives forward into a front-flip to close the distance even faster, "Will you STOP THAT?? Now you're doing it on purpose!!" she claps her hands and throws her palms outward, a small burst of chi not all that different from Dans firveball billows forth to knock -him- back this time.
COMBATSYS: Dan negates Nanpa from Xiangfei with Gadouken.
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Dan 0/-------/-======|=======\====---\1 Xiangfei
As Dan gets back into stance from his flinging of Xiangfei, he tilts his head as he sees the little fireball coming towards him, and crosses his arms, "Biting my Style, are you?" As it gets close enough that he knows he can do something with it, he does the Gadouken motion again, "Saikyo is inimitable! irrepressible, and infinitely greater than anything you've got up your sleeve. GIVE UP, Because when I hitchnu with The GADOUKEN..." Both fireballs fizzle, "...Things get done."
Xiangfei.. Winces a little when Dan deftly handles her fireball- Well it would seem she made a miscalculation in her strike somewhere... It was difficult to say! Her eyes can only half-lid to his accusation, and she clenches her hand into a fist again, "What?? It's -my- style that inimitable! My Nanpa technique is my answer to the legendary kikoken! ... Uh.." she blushes a bit, "As you can seem it needs a little work, but NEVERTHELESS, I don't plan on getting hit by anymore gadoukens, BUT," she holds out her arms like airplane wings, and then twirls around to deliver a chop across Dan the Mans chest, this is then followed up by a quick palm strike in the same spot, "Hup.. HAH!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Dan with Quick Punch.
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Dan 1/-------/=======|=======\====---\1 Xiangfei
Dan guhs, as his chest is chopped, "Are you serious?" The palm strike pushes him back slightly, however, as he wasn't expecting that. He rubs his chest a little bit after the assault, "...Hey..." Of course, Xiangfei as she was punching him of course doubtlessly felt the stack of 8x10 glossies he keeps in his Gi at all times. "Enough of these games. Prepare yourself for my final all out assault!"
Sliding forward, he corkscrews his body down, before launching himself upwards in a spining uppercut, "KOURYUUUUUUUUKEN!" His grin large as he uppercuts at Xiangfei, trying to turn the tides of this battle.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Dan's Kouryuken.
Xiangfei laughs, "That's what you get for doubting Kung-fu, Mister Hibiki, I don't often strike with just one blow!" at least not when it came to basic kung-fu techniques. ... She does look a little confused though, wondering if Dan wore body-armor or something.. HGmm...
"W.. What?? Your final attack??" Xiang cries, shying away just a little, "N.. No! Not the SHINRYUKEN!" she throws up her arms, in a rather flimsy defensive position and then.. Blinks. "..... H... Heeey, you lied, that wasn't a Shinryuken.. In fact, that wasn't even a shoryuken! Tha.. Uh.."
Huh.. What could she say to that anyway? It was already clear she was a little insulted. She slips her hand into her pocket and whips out a yen coin, it resting between her pointer and middle finger, "I call shenanigans! eat this!" and she whips it with expert precision, looking to smack the saikyo master right between the eyes!
COMBATSYS: Dan negates Thrown Object from Xiangfei with Premium Sign.
Dan reaches into his Gi and says, "You know, you've put up a really good fight, and you almost know enough about me to be a fan, since you're going to pay me, you might as well get something for it." And he pulls out one of those 8x10s, and a sharpie.
Scrawling a quick message of encouragement and signing his name, he tosses the photo at the coin, causing it to fly high into the air, and land in Dan's outstretched palm, "Eh? Eh?"
"......." That's Xiangfeis first reaction. The next one is, "WOAH!! I.. WOW!!" Dan just completely performed the impossible, and with such grace! It's really impressive to the girl if that wasn't overly obvious. Heck, she's even willing to overlook his comments about her forehead for it. She looks up, and then flails her arms a bit, actually making an effort to leap at the photo that's fluttering away in the sky, "Wait, time out a minute!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei takes no action.
The saikyo master crosses his arms and rocks back and forth on his laurels as he watches Xiangfei grab at the Photograph, "What you actually want to read that thing?" Of course, the Saikyo spirit is to fight with honor, unless you're a murderous muay thai fighter, so he relaxes a bit while she chases after the photo, "Take your time!"
COMBATSYS: Dan takes a breather.
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Dan 1/-------/=======|=======\=====--\1 Xiangfei
"Read it?" Xiangfei cries as she gives another big hop, runs up one of the walls and leaps off, snatching the picture from the air, "Read it? It's a momento!" she explains in mid-air, and grins to Dan, "I've decided I like you, Dan, I may train under you one day after all, you have what it takes to be Strongest!, you know?" she crashes onto the floor in a small crouch, setting the photo carefully onthe ground and sprints forward again, thrusting her left palm outward as if striking at his chest. Though by the time the palm even reaches, it'd just be a light tap.
For a moment. "HAH!" she curls her fingertips inward and an unseen force would slam into the tagged spot!
COMBATSYS: Dan blocks Xiangfei's Kadoma.
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Dan 1/------=/=======|=======\======-\1 Xiangfei
Hibiki Man Dan grips his Gi and braces for the impact, and then notices that her palm isn't even coming near him, but he continues to block. And that's when he feels it, "Ooof." He looks confused for a second, "I may accept you as a student, your fighting spirit bleeds into the world with every action you take. But this after all isn't a match to determine whether or not I train you. You've got a medal, I want that medal."
"So get ready, ready for the technique passed down through Hibiki generations, starting with Dan Hibiki, and ending...with Dan Hibiki."
He gives a hop forward, and throws the blade of his hand out at Xiangfei's head and shoulders, "HISSHOU"
Whether or not his hand connects, he goes into a flurry of kicks and punches, while like a ferret on some unknown substance he screams, "BURAI RAI RAI RAI RAI RAI R-R-RRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KEN!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Dan's Hisshou Burai Ken.
Xiangfei smirks a bit, taking a false crane stance after the blow connects, "Ha ha ha! Wow, you can tell that?" she replies, again genuinly impressed. That can only mean that she truely is just a step closer to making her style perfect for taking down the woman she admires most. However, "But there's one problem.. I want -your- medal too! You prepare for the power of Kung-Fu!"
And what happens next is straight out of a kung-fu flick, she crosses her arms to an 'x' at her wrists and deflects the first chop, "Ha!" and then the kicks and punches are met with arm blocks, knee blocks, deflects and chops of her own, you name it, she does it to take on the flurry of blows, "Ya! Ha! Ha! Kya! Ho! Ha! Hai! YaAAAA!" the final blow is met with the classic 'crossed arms' block, and then a cloud of dust bursts behind her, shooting out her palm toward his chest again, "YaaAAAH!" this isn't the same light striks as before, some real power backing up the attack as well as the double-palm strike that lands afterward, "WAH!" and finally she twirls around and stomps forward to drive her elbow into the mans gut, "WATAAAAH!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Dan with Chou Pai-Long.
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Dan 0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0 Xiangfei
Dan's eyes go wide for a second as he begins to roll backwards, however, like usual the motion of getting in motion is the motion that causes him to pay for his mistake more than not getting in motion at all. His face is pushed backwards by the blast forcing him to continue to get into the rolling position, but having no control over the speed or direction.
So he crashes into the trophy stand, breaking it in half and sending the gold medals flying upwards and all over the place. He grunts slightly, as he stands, splinters of wood sticking out of his biceps, and a large gash down the back of his green gi, exposing the mesh black shirt undereneath, "...I, underestimated you, youngster."
Slowly and shakily he gets back into his fighting stance, "..But. Saikyo Ryuu fights to the last breath." Snapping backwards again on his left foot, he launches forward, in a series of aerial roundhouses aimed at Xiangfei, "DAN DAN...KYAKU!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei interrupts Dankuu Kyaku from Dan with Esaka.
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Dan 1/------=/=======|=======\==-----\1 Xiangfei
Xiangfei smiles to Dan, and winks to his fallen form- She.. Feels back about messing up the trophy stand, but, "It's all right, Mister Hibiki, I also am guilty of underestimating you; I'm impressed withthe Saikyo Ryuu style, but it isn't quite as good as Strongest! style!" The man springs forward to attack again, and then the girl hiccups lightly as she crosses her eyes, staggering left and right.. The first kick connects but good, but the second smacks into the girls blocking arm.. It takes a bit of effort to catch it, and it takes even more to deliver the counter blow,
But she bites the bullet and she DOES IT, "Hai!!" opposite palm strikes again in Dans chest- and lets him fall onto the ground, her shoulders heaving a bit, "D.. Did I.. Finish him?" she wonders aloud.
Dan, on the ground, clutches the Tatami mat and pushes himself back into a standing position, the impact of the ground and the table and all the other things has obviously sprained his ankle, and now the splinters draw blood, but he clears his mind, and like Ryu or Ken would, forces the pain out of his mind, and lets his energy gather.
"I'm...not done yet. Even if it takes the last ounce of my strength, I will prove to you and the world that Saikyo is undefeatable."
Slowly drawing his arms behind him, an ill wind blows through the Dojo, "SHINKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Thrusting his palms forward, he sends a larger, slightly faster bright cyan burst of a fireball towards Xiangfei. "GADOUUUUUUUUKEN!"
COMBATSYS: Dan can no longer fight.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Dan's Shinkuu Gadouken.
Xiangfei sweatdrops a bit, and waves her hands as she shakes her head, "W.. Wait a minute now," she says, "...." and then there's the wind, and there's a feeling of drama in there as well; she really hasn't a clue what Dan has in store for her next until he takes that familiar position.
Using her own fireball to combat it comes to mind, but she decides against that right away, instead clapping her hands togeather and murmurs a quick little chinese chant.. The gadouken storms forward with danger never seen before, but her eyes snap open and she throws her palms outward, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" catching the fireball as it pushes her back until it finally fizzles away in her now red palms.
Xiang slumps a bit, setting her hands on her knees, and shakes her head, ".. For a minute, I thought I was going to die, that was close.." It would have been the most tripped out, psychadelic death EVER.
Dan Hibiki, however, falls to his knees, and slumps over. Coincidentally enough, One of his medals was stuck to the back of his neck after the table incident, and it drops onto the tatami mat next to him, as he enjoys a well earned round of Saikyo sleep. For now.
Log created by Xiangfei, and last modified on 11:05:26 11/08/2005.