Description: It's blonde ambition, baby. King's new fanservice powah and Karin's B-ko cosplay battle it out on the floating island. Behold the wine drinking! Behold the really gratuitous use of Counters! It's a freakin' bacchanalia up in here. (Winner: King)
"Well, this is interesting. Where are we again?"
"You got me, lady. I just fly where I'm told."
"Fair enough."
As the helicopter lands, the unofficial Empress of Muai Thai hops out and surveys the island's surface, unsure on what to make of everything here. It's... barren. But in the air. "Uh," King starts, lifting a finger into the air. "Is it too late to change my mind?"
Her answer comes quite swiftly as the helicopter takes off again, leaving the French-born woman standing on the floating rock, with nothing but a bottle of Ponzi Roseto to keep her company until her competition arrives. If they haven't already. "Ah, bugger," she mutters, watching the helicopter speed away. Stepping over towards the edge, she looks down, and casually takes a sip of her wine. "That'd be one nasty fall," she says, toeing a rock over the edge to watch it plummet. "Bollocks to that, I say."
Returning to the fighting area, she veers off slightly towards the benches and takes a seat, awaiting her competition whilst humming Melissa Etheridge songs.
Ah, entrances by air. Now that is a Kanzuki specialty. On the other side of the island another helicopter approaches, bearing the Kanzuki corporation logo (Karin's face, SD, giving a big thumbs up) and whirlybirding its way over toward the fight arena. Sadly, the shadowing of the cargo area makes the occupant invisible, but the door is open... so surely she must be coming.
With a tremendous roaring of blades, it hovers over the fighting arena for a bit while the lone figure inside emerges, the blonde multicurls immediately giving away none other than Miss Karin Kanzuki herself, who leaps to the ground and poses as the helicopter itself flies away. Ah, yes. Everything's normal here. Nothing out of the ordinary. Except that, you know. Karin's wearing a very thin black bikini with huge matching gogo boots and a purple face-mask.
"Ohohohohohoho!" she laughs, noticing King the Alcoholic in the stands and giving her a little wave. "My apologies for making you wait, but at last the great Karin Kanzuki has arrived!" Pose pose POSE. "Please excuse my attire, but Kanzuki Research and Development is having me test this experimental battle suit for them."
[OOC] Karin says, "You can blame Hikaru. FYI."
She is not an alcoholic! She's a lush. Alcoholics go to meetings.
Finishing off her wine glass, the Thai kickboxer pauses... And takes a swig off the bottle. "Roight," she says, standing and smoothing out her skirt. "Makes you look like a cheap streetwalker in Neo Tokyo." Waitaminit. Skirt? Oh yes, skirt. She even has chiffon on. Oh my, she looks like a woman! HORRORS!
Stretching as she walks towards the center of the barren wasteland that they call an arena, King finally pauses a good fifty feet from the strangely clad Kanzuki. "Well, then, ya bit o' fluff, let's make with the testing, eh?" Up come the hands, palms out, fist balled, knuckles pointed towards her opponent. Left leg back, right forward, bouncing slightly on the ball of the foot.
COMBATSYS: King has started a fight here.
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COMBATSYS: Karin has joined the fight here.
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King 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Karin
Whoa. In another life, perhaps these two were related? You know, if King had a drive-by by a curling iron and Karin was a foot and a half taller and Scandinavian. "They assure me it has particular capabilities that make up for the absurdly slutty design," Karin retorts, also falling into a fighting stance. "I suppose we'll find out in just a moment then! En garde!" And then the bikini-clad fighter is... at King in the blink of an eye. Whoa, maybe it does have special compensations? Grinning, Karin lashes out at King with a knife hand to the shoulder. Heeyah!
COMBATSYS: King blocks Karin's Quick Punch.
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King 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Karin
A knife hand! That's interesting. King covers up like she was trying to absorb a strike from, say, oh, a god. And instead, gets that little wimpy crap. Somewhat irritable at the opening jab, the Empress shakes her head, muttering darkly under her breath... Before suddenly switching modes and flipping backwards! Oho! Sending her feet flying into the facemask, the kickboxer hopes to dislodge it long enough to keep Karin busy while she sets her up for a series of rapid roundhouse-hook kick combos that end with a final spinning roundhouse to the face. "Trap Shot!" she cries, once again locked into that strange need to shout out one's moves so people can figure it out at home.
Somewhere, at home, Mai cheers, "Now that you can have pantyshots, you'll be invincible, King!"
COMBATSYS: Karin blocks King's Trap Shot.
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King 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Karin
Whoa! Even if all of her stats weren't effectively completely and totally equal to Karin's we're going to pretend that these two are at least basically IC, or maintaining some pretense thereof. Thus blah blah speedcakes. "Your reputation for quick kicks is well deserved," Karin notes, putting up an arm and deflecting the bevy of kicks with relative ease. Looks like she's not breaking a sweat either. OH MY GOD THE TENSION. "Allow me to show you some of mine. Mujin Kyaku!" And then the blonde (the youngest one, in curls) makes a pair of upward-sweeping kicks, one with each leg, intended to sweep King off her feet. Haha, PUNS!
COMBATSYS: Karin successfully hits King with Mujin Kyaku.
- Power hit! -
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King 0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0 Karin
Oh dear! As Cindy Brady knocks her feet out from under her, something magical happens... The straps that hold King's shoes together explode! Sailing off into the distance, the shoes soon are lost to the naked eye as they head off the side of the island. Down below, an unsuspecting pigeon will find itself Japan's best-dressed roadkill ever in a few moments, but until then, the fight above continues!
King hops to her now-bare feet relatively easily and smiles. "Nice!" she says, stumbling slightly as she steps on a rock. Stupid rock. Stupid, stupid rock. The rock is kicked away... Oho! But in a slightly different way! The rock is actually vaporized as the blonde (older, wiser, drunker) builds a ball of chi on her foot, kicking it at Karin whilst flashing panty! FANSERVICE AHOY. "Venom Strike!"
...Does she have to shout that stuff out?
COMBATSYS: Karin slows Venom Strike from King with Large Thrown Object.
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King 0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0 Karin
Hoohah, here come the panties. I mean projectiles. Karin knew this would be coming sooner or later, so she jumps back and braces herself, holding out... one arm? "Alright, you stupid suit... let's see what you can do. AKAGIYAMA MISSILES!" Oh god, she really has lost her mind... or has she? Suddenly the suit's 'gloves' sprout a tiny missile launcher which blasts out tiny micromissiles to intercept King's Venom Strike. Take that! Unfortunately, 'micro' means small, so the missiles themselves aren't enough to completely take out the projectile, but they at least slow it does some, causing it to land with noticeable, if reduced, impact. "...oof."
*flap* *flap* "Coo~"
*whistle*
*peck* *peck* "Coo~" *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
In less than five minutes, pictures of this unfortunate pigeon are posted on a Japanese website, and within 24 hours the image has become a Fark Photoshop cliche. Above, the fight continues...
Mai was right! Pantyshots do make one invincible. Bounding forward, King leaps into the air, helicoptering around with her legs, slashing out with a spinning roundhouse and followed by a flying sidekick. Her skirt flaps in the wind, hiking high, flashing underwear even more! Thousands of men throughout the world suddenly get a nosebleed! And, horror of horrors, the fight suddenly gets an AO rating from the ESRB for gratuitous pantyshots.
Oh, and she shouts again. "Tornado Kick!"
COMBATSYS: King successfully hits Karin with Tornado Kick.
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King 0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0 Karin
Oh, OW. Karin had hoped to use King's own momentum against her, riding the kicks up and then smacking her opponent back down in midair for this cool wuxia-type thing. Instead she finds out she should have countered. Stupid CSYS. One, two... well, there'd be more strikes to call Karin "out" but unfortunately they nerfed the Tornado Kick after '98, the BASTARDS. Still, the boot is enough to send Karin flying back and into the dirt. "Oy gevalt," she mutters, getting up. "That freakin' hurt." And then, BAM. She turns on the super speed again, attempting to get behind King, give her a couple good knees in the back, and then a judo throw to the ground for good measure. And all in a skimpy black B-ko costume.
COMBATSYS: King dodges Karin's Arakuma Inashi.
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King 0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0 Karin
Oop! While King's ZOMG Nerfed Tornado Kick lands without a hitch, her landing is a bit different. Those goddamn rocks again! One would think that someone whom fights for a living wouldn't have tender tootsies, but King does! She's a delicate flower!
A delicate flower that can shatter two by fours with her shin, sure, but... Hey! Shut up.
Anyway, her landing allows her to move forward and yelp instead of getting kneed and flying backward. Funny how things work out. "Dammit!" she says, kicking the rock out of the way and turning to Karin. "Oh! There you are. Hi. One second?"
Running over to her bench, she quickly takes a hit from her wine bottle and comes running back. "Sorry! Mommy needed her fix."
COMBATSYS: King gathers her will.
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King 0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0 Karin
Whine! I mean, wine! Whatever. As an appreciator of fine vintages, Karin recognizes that King seriously just needs the particular pick me up, as all people have their own vices for. Hers is mocking Shingo, for example. So the blonde (well, a blonde) takes a step back and watches the Muay Thai fighter get her fix in a placid, honest fashion. Which is to say: "Good lord, you're a lush." And then she touches the side of her facemask, bringing up a targetting HUD. Haha, ROCK ON. Er, lock on. Sorry, Cammy moment there.
COMBATSYS: Karin focuses on her next action.
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King 0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0 Karin
"Aww," says the other blonde, stepping in closer towards the first blonde (wait, which blonde is that?). "You say that so sweetly!" Quickly, King leans in and gives Karin a quick smootch on the neck. >>>LESBIANISM ALERT! AWOOGAH! AWOOGAH!<<< Oh, but, well, you see... There's something else going on! As she leans back from the kiss, she tries to drape her arms around the shorter blonde's shoulders... And then hook her foot under the B-ko stunt double's crotch, and her knee under Karin's chest. This has a purpose, really! Other than tittilate the audience, it allows King the opportunity to backflip and send the bikini-clad blonde flying!
COMBATSYS: Karin counters Hook Buster from King with Yasha Gaeshi.
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King 1/-------/=======|======-\-------\0 Karin
Is she... BLUSHING? Are the rumors about her and Sakura true? Is love a LIE? None of the above! Because if King can resort to lesbian trickery, then so can Karin, god damnit. "Aw, you flatter me," the other white blonde says, eyelash batting... and then snagging King's foot with her right hand and holding it fast. "But I just couldn't date a girl who has such big freakin' feet." And then Karin takes her right hand and shoves outward, pushing off'n her with a hearty palm... to the chest AWOOGA! AWOOGA!
Big feet? NO! King wears a size seven and a half! That's hardly large! So as Karin gooses her to the ground, King's face contorts into a sad frown. "Hey, that was mean!" she says, Rokking back to her feet and dusting herself off. Hey, is that a tear in her shirt? Jeez.
"But, okay," the French fighter says, tears welling up in her eyes. "If you don't want my attention... I can still give you this..." Two spins, legs flying, panties flashed, two balls of chi and a partidge in a pear tree! "Double Strike!"
Someone please, tell her she can execute a maneuver without shouting the damn thing out. Please? Okay, thanks.
COMBATSYS: Karin slows Double Strike from King with Large Thrown Object.
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King 1/-------/=======|=======\-------\0 Karin
"It's not that I don't want your attention," Karin soothes, stepping back and pulling up her arm for another missile salvo, "but rather that my heart belongs to another. AKAGIYAMA MISSILES!" Whoa, you can make an attack without shouting the move name? Someone should tell Karin that too. Again she lashes out with the missile bursts, which take out one of the incoming projectiles but leave the second mostly untouched, which slams into Karin's side, causing her to off. And then she turns to the cameras and gives a little wave. "If you're watching, Natsu... LOVE 4 EVA!"
What. The. HELL.
Oh, Karin's one of THOSE types... Ones whom can't separate the pleasures of the flesh from love. Or is in a closed relationship, or something. Anyway. Rushing forward, King prepares to deliver an attack, then stops, dead in her tracks. A cricket chirps. "Blimey," she says after a long moment. "I've forgotten what the name is of that maneuver. Time to go refresh my memory."
And with that, she's off to the races! Back to the bottle she goes, using a bit of the liquid love to help her remember. "Ah, wine," she says, heading back to the fight and licking her lips. "Liquid of the gods."
COMBATSYS: King gathers her will.
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King 1/---====/=======|=======\-------\0 Karin
Alright, enough of that. Drinking on the job is one thing, but this is just getting excessive. Thankfully, Karin has plenty of time to just sort of... walk over to King while she's drinking from behind her, unseen. And because she's a lady -- whoa whoa whoa, she's a laaaady -- Karin allows the kickboxer to finish drinking before snaking a whip out of one of the gloves of her suit, snap it around King's neck, and drive her to the ground with a foot to the back. Some Ivy S&M action, if you please? The lesbian alarm has just given up ont he AWOOGA and is holding up a sign with a picture of Haruka and Michiru on it whenever something like this happens. "OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
COMBATSYS: Karin successfully hits King with Yashiro Kuzushi.
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King 1/--=====/=======|=======\-------\1 Karin
Ow ow ow! "Hey!" the clothed blonde says indignantly. "That's something I reserve for only a few people, and I don't know you that well yet!" Slipping out of the whip, she stands again and quickly closes the distance. Grabbing Karin around the waist with one arm, she grabs the shorter blonde's hand with the other and looks in her eyes with a smile. "Shall we dance?"
Usher starts playing. King begins to dance, mimicking his movements in his videos and productions. Oh, wait, it's not really a dance, per se. She's really trying to kick the crap out of Cindy Brady here! As she dances, feet, fists, knees and elbows come flying at the shorter blonde in rapid succession, seemingly slipping out to attack the bikini-clad girl from nowhere. "Yeah!"
COMBATSYS: King successfully hits Karin with Illusion Dance.
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King 0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1 Karin
It could be worse. She could have gone with Tae Bo. However, true to the 'illusion' part of its name Karin might as well have held a sheet of paper in front of that attack as try to block it; the superfast incoming kicks and punches strike true, and only some last minute attempts at diverting a couple blows in other directions save Karin from being... well, totally obliterated by it. Still, that hurt like a bitch. It also hurt a bitch. Let's just say 'bitch' again. OW. Reeling from the strike, Karin hehs and gets back into a fighting stance, looking a little wobbly. "Oho, so NOW we're playing coy. Fine! As long as we're dragging out the big guns... take this!" Reaching her arms back over her head, Karin... appears to do nothing. And after a moment, she frowns. "Do I... oh lord, do I have to say it?" There's a burst of static in her ear, and then the blonde sighs. "FINE. Atomic..." And then... there is it. A hugeass yellow mallet materializing in her hands. What the hell is that suit MADE of? "GRAVITON HAMMER!" Oh, and then she pulls a Malin on King. WATAH!
COMBATSYS: King blocks Karin's Kanzuki-ryu Kou'ou Ken.
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Oh, lordy. King looks up at the mallet, and, if this was a cartoon, would have had every last ounce of color drained out of her. And her clothing. And her ears would have drooped back, eyes gone huge with tiny pupils that would grow larger to best reflect the incoming hammer. As it stands, King just... stands there. The hammer comes down, and crashes onto her...
*>>>[ SKWEEKIE! ]<<<*
The pain is in the loudness. Ah, damn, deafened by a squeek hammer! Holding the side of her head, King grimaces, dropping down to one knee to keep from falling over. "Christ!" she bellows, thr ringing in her ears barely ebbing. Too busy trying to get her head to stop feeling like a doggie chewtoy factory, King does nothing.
COMBATSYS: King focuses on her next action.
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King 0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0 Karin
"Mwahahah!" Okay, so Karin had been aiming for "pancake" and got "distracted". Ah well, one thing's as good as another, one supposes. Pressing her advantage on the Muay Thai fighter, the bikini-clad blonde races over to her deafened opponent, producing a huge frozen tuna form nowhere and looking to simply smack King with it like a baseball bat. "Ship ahoy!" she bellows, clearly getting into this. WHAM!
COMBATSYS: King interrupts Hou Shou from Karin with Hold Rush.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-
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King 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Karin
There's something fishy going on around here... King sees the giant ahi coming her way, and stands quickly, grabbing Karin in the only place she can concievably do so... No, not there, you pervs. The straps to her bikini top. Thin they may be, but resilient enough to get her out of the way of the fish for a moment, bowling the smaller blonde over in a bid to get away from the frozen tuna. However, there seems to be a flaw in this action, for the fish flies into the air... and lands between King's shoulderblades. Her back spasms, her grip is released, and she falls harder onto the curly-haired blonde, banging foreheads together before the French woman rolls off. "Ow!"
So, what you're saying is that King, avoiding the fish, grabbed Karin and went down on her. Yeah, we've officially left the realm of the coherent. This gets a raised eyebrow from Karin, who looks up at King with a raised eyebrow. "Well, I'm usually a top, but I do so enjoy switching it up now and then. Still... I did say I belonged to another. Allow me to demonstrate." And then Karin leaps up, grabbing King and hopefully smacking her into the air with her closed fists. "Bump!" And then, should that work, she tips her back into the air with her palms. "Set!" Finally, she leaps up after the kickboxing beauty, looking to simply smack her right back down to the ground. "SPIKE!"
COMBATSYS: King blocks Karin's Guren Ken.
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King 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Karin
Whee! Being bounced around like a vollyball is surprisingly fun, especially when you can avoid serious injury by predicting where shots are gonna happen. So, King finds herself the most likely to become a ping-pong ball for a few moments, before being bounced off the ground and then onto her feet. "Fun!" she says, dusting herself off... Then noticing her skirt's slit is now about five inches higher. It's almost indecent. "Look what you've done!" she screams, staring at her skirt. "You tore my Gucci skirt!" Eyes flaring, King charges at Karin, ducking low before popping up into the air, trying to drive her knee into the facemask of hers. Leg maneuver! Flashy, flashy!
COMBATSYS: Karin counters Heavy Kick from King with Guren Ken.
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King 1/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0 Karin
"Hey!" Karin snaps, reaching out and literally just snagging King's leg out of midair and holding it there for... a good long while, certainly long enough for the cameramen to take advantage of the angle. "At least you HAVE a skirt! I look like someone just came at me with a can of spray paint when I got out of the shower!" With her other hand, the rich bitch blonde reaches up and gives King a double slap, before busting out a paper fan and just knocking her away. "Don't complain!"
Landing in a three-point stance, King slides along the ground for a moment, eyes on the turf, before snapping them back up at the curly-haired blonde. "You can't complain at all, luv," she says, slowly rising from her oh-so-badass landing position. "You're the one that bloody well chose your outfit!" Bitch, bikini girl. Really, now. Cracking her neck, King settles back into stance, then leaps into the air. Flipping over at the apex of her jump, she comes down like some sort of homing missle, feet rapidly stomping as she flies towards Karin. "Surprise Patriot Rose!" she yells, skirt flapping about.
Remember, be like Billy, mind your manners.
COMBATSYS: Karin fails to counter Surprise Rose from King with Yasha Gaeshi.
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King 1/-----==/=======|=====--\-------\0 Karin
Whether it's the bikini, or King's kiss, or merely the constant smell of alcohol, Karin's not looking too hot. Well, she's not looking too STABLE, anyway, she looks plenty hot especially since there's very little of her you CAN'T SEE. So when she reaches out to grab King's foot a second time it doesn't work out so well and she gets a boot to the head (well, boots to the head) for her trouble and goes flying back to land on the ground in a heap, obviously hurting... bruised... one bikini strap clinging to life by a THREAD. "My COMPANY picked this outfit!" she barks back as she gets up. Like she's not the CEO or anything.
Eek! She's almost indecent! There's a difference between seeing panty and seeing areola... Just ask Janet Jackson. "Hold up, Karin, one sec!" Quickly, King rushes over and gently grabs the bikini string, attempting to tie it back together. Fine motor control comes well into play as she spends a moment securing what little of Karin's outfit there is. When all is said and done, King steps back and smiles. "Can't have you flashing the world now. Might be embarassing." Taking another couple of steps back, King gets into stance and...steps on a rock. "OW!" she cries, and kicks the rock, hard. "OW!"
COMBATSYS: Karin negates Thrown Object from King with Thrown Object.
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King 1/-----==/=======|=====--\-------\0 Karin
"AKAGIYA... what?" Well, she'd planned to overcome that tiny rock with a missile barrage and put this entire thing behind her when Karin discovers, moments before impact, that she's, uh... out of missiles. How does that happen? Christ, Gundams have enough missiles to blow up MARS in something only slightly larger than a VW touring bus! "Oh, for pity's sake..." And then she just takes off the purplish face mask and throws it to the ground in annoyance, the rock entirely forgotten... which probably makes it fortuitous that the mask and the rock collide in midair, both spiralling totally out of the way.
It wasn't an attack, really! She just got angry at the rock, and it went toward Karin instead of the ether. Oh, well. Stepping in closer towards the other blonde, King pauses... And starts blushing. Did her skirt just move on it's own? Walking away from the scene of the crime rapidly, she mutters, "Shouldn't have done Mexican for lunch," trying to find a safer spot on the field of battle. "God, that's embarassing." If she could blush any redder, her cappilaries would explode and she'd die. All she wants to do right now is curl up and die. Christ...
COMBATSYS: Karin counters Silent Flash from King with Quick Punch.
- Power hit! -
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Oh, you did not. All the sexual escapades of this fight we have endured with good humor, but King crossed the line into Working Designs territory and that is basically unforgiveable at this point. Summoning all her strength (and holding her breath) Karin busts out one last burst of speed from that super suit she's still sort of wearing (thanks, Patch Job King) and is just instantly behind King when she turns around. "You... are just over the line." And then the slap. WHAM! Meanwhile, the camera crew is just scurrying to get out of the way. Good god, King.
It was a goddamned accident! She crossed the line unintentionally! Give her a break, just because she's had a few bottles of wine and a moment ago tried to do a one-woman revival of a scene from Blazing Saddles doesn't mean she's been bad! Besides, the sexual escapades were less her thing and more Karin's.
Anyway.
The slap ends her embarassment right quick. King is a proud woman, and being slapped by some young upstart isn't going to make her very happy. Thus, she returns the slap with one in kind, eyes fiery from the sting of the slap and the indignation of it all.
COMBATSYS: Karin fails to counter Quick Punch from King with Yasha Gaeshi.
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Exhausted (and her player freakin' hungry from not eating all day), Karin makes a token attempt to bat the slap out of the way... from the wrong side, i.e. without actually looking at the slap. Thus King gets her revenge: her slap connects and, with a mighty wallop, Karin goes flying 70' in the opposite direction, falling over the side of the island and out of sight. Whoa.
King grabs her crystal and bottle of wine, and pours herself another glass of it before wandering over to where Karin fell. "Bollocks," she mutters, drinking her wine as she turns around and wanders towards the stands again. "Hope her company can catch her before she hits pavement."
"...Now, where are my shoes?"
[ Fin ]
COMBATSYS: King has ended the fight here.
Log created by Karin, and last modified on 07:24:51 11/01/2005.