Description: Three people, chocolate pudding, and Bill Cosby. This may possibly have turned into the most insane of all the fights during PPV Madness. Who will win? The Convict? The Radical Warrior Li? Or Bill Cosby? PROTIP: (Winner: Xiangfei)
The Duck Pond is ready to rock out yet again with an eagerly anticipated match-up set up by the patented Wheel-O-Madness. Some would argue that with only have one female in the mix, it kind of defeats the purpose, but... Guess you have to take what you can get, right? Upon the dance floor is a large barrier, sort of like what one would see at a Hockey rink, with a large plexiglass door. Attached to this glass are 5 giant machines ready to splurch out sweet chocolate goodness to all those who want it.
And combatants are declared by none other than Li Xiangfei, who's already standing in the middle of the 'ring' with a microphone in hand, and she's wearing a yellow one-piece bathing suit, with baggy shorts covering the lower half, and her hair again sprayed bright pink, with a scrunchie to hold it up, "Ooooh yeeeeAAAAH!!!" the girl cries, pumping up the crowd, "This is no doubt my favorite match as of yet ladies and dudes! You all know me, the Radical Warrior Li! And my opponents tonight:" she points to the plexi-door that's opened for the contestants to come in order, "First the Monster Ikari, the survivor of nukes! The doctor of loooove, RALF JONES!! Annnnnnd the man who has no business being here, the dude who -loves- to be boo'd. CODY! Fighters come on down and lets MIX IT UP!!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei has started a fight here.
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"I'm not going to kill her," Cody vows quietly to himself as he emerges from the door, to a mixed response from the crowd, primarily composed of confused half-cheers with a healthy amount of boos. Work so far has been... interesting, to say the least, working alongside Xiangfei, and he's quite grateful for the chance to beat the girl into a pulp, even if she _is_... well, a girl. And not kill her. Hopefully.
Emerging through the door when his name is called, he moves to give himself some distance between his two opponents and take up a fighting stance, inquiring of Xiangfei as he does so, "What's wrong, eat so much cotton candy it started replacin' your hair?"
Stepping into the plexiglass chamber of soon to be squishy lovey goodness when called, Docta Jones lifts his hands up as he's called, turning once to cheer back at the crowd (and cameras) upon his entrance. Why is he doing this, anyway, already? ..Two guys and a sexually questionable Xiangfei, all huddling together in slippery, sugary goodness? What the hell kind of idiot signs up for shit like this? Jesus..
"Oi, Shortround!" he yells out at the pink...pink? ...The FREAK with the gender disorder, his left hand up and waving at her while he heads for 'his' corner. That arm is all bandaged up, nearly down to his wrist, and there's a dark-colored piece of fabric hanging from his clenched hand. His hair is all short, still, barely a few inches long now, only visible because he'd eschewed his favorite bandana today. Only briefly does he look at Cody, a wide grin plastered on his lushy face. Legs spread to get a nice, wide stance, and Ralf's hands plop down on his knees as he leans over.
"HEY. By the way.." he starts, pulling that fabric over his head, until it covers his eyes. "No hard feelings about dropping you two lovebirds.." And now, the mask is fully pulled down. It's like a mexican wrestling mask, but on the front is the goofy-grinning visage of Bill Cosby himself, MASTER of pudding. "..alone in the woods that one time..right?"
COMBATSYS: Ralf has joined the fight here.
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Ralf 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Xiangfei
COMBATSYS: Cody has joined the fight here.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0 Cody
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Xiangfei eyetwitches Cody'wards, though she seems to at least be satisfied with the mixed reaction toward Cody. She was pretty good at working up the crowd if she did say so herself. She just sticks her tongue out at the blonde, hooking her fingers into her mouth and stretching out as faaar as she can, "Biiida biida biiiiiiiiiiii!" and then lets them snap back in place as she then looks to Ralf with sparkly shiny-eyes, "Mister Jones!" she pipes, and then.. Faulters at the mask. "... Are you black? Anyway of -course- there are hard feelings!! Do you know what that pervert tried to do to me while you were away? He took away something from me that I'll never get back!" and that thing he took.. Was her appetite for two whole days. It was very saddening. The actually Xiangfei was a little more upset about Ralf single-handed taking down Strongest!, but he'd get his soon enough.
And once all the fighters are in, the door is closed, and the digital timer counts down from ten. Nine... Eight..
ZERO! *BZZZZZZT* The signal for the fighters to start and Xiang is already on the prowl, dashing right at Cody and starts things off with a flying kick, "Kyaaaaaaah!!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Cody with Heavy Kick.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0 Cody
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"Oh, no, of course not," Cody scowls at Ralf. "We had a grand old time. Especially that part where she accused me of trying to touch her b-" The sentence is, thankfully, interrupted, as Xiangfei flings herself at him foot-first and impacts solidly, crashing the American backwards into the plexiglass wall of the pudding vat.
"Hey! I was talking, chubbycheeks!" he snarls, staggering forward, grabbing at Xiangfei's hair and attempting to get a grip and then smash the girl's face into the clear surface he was just forced into.
Guy has dropped a connection.
Aaah, there they go again.. Those crazy kids, they just never learn! Ralf Cosby folds his arms across his chest and, ignoring the stupid-ass 'are you black?' question, watches the two go at it immediately. A lot of pent-up sexual aggression, there? Did Cody really touch Xiangfei's butt, or...oh god. "The.. What, did she take advantage of y--OOOH!" The man winces under the mask as LiX shows her awesome air superiority, and..god. Will he even have to do anything in this fight?
For now, Ralf reaches back under one of the big pipes splattering the edges of the ring with pudding, getting a nice, big glob in his palm. After that's done? He runs in behind Cody, his other arm raised to try and gather him in a headlock, while the other hand shoves that gob of nast against his maw. "Why don't you sit down an' eat yer puddin', ya big dumb bastard?"
COMBATSYS: Cody successfully hits Xiangfei with Medium Throw.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0 Cody
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"... Ch... Chubby-cheeks??" she cries, on the verge of going rage, that jump-kick wasn't enough to supress it, "How dare you! I-" hair is grabbed, and with a plexi-jarring *WHUD* the girls face and heck the entire upper half splats against it, giving onlookers the weirdest funnyface the world has ever seen. Well, maybe not that weird. She drops down to her knees and rubs her face as Ralf goes for the grab.
She recovers quickly enough though, she sprinting at Cody again and wheather he gets grabbed or not, leaps and leg-drops at the mans back, "EAT IT!!"
COMBATSYS: Cody blocks Ralf's Quick Throw.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0 Cody
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COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Cody with Ekisupo.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0 Cody
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Cody makes a sound only onomotapeiable as 'blech' as Ralf grabs him and shoves pudding into his face. It doesn't hurt that bad, especially because some quick arm action prevents the headlock from being too tight, but it allows Xiangfei enough time to attack his back with her butt.
"When did this become two on one?!" bellows Cody, wrenching himself out of Ralf's grip and launching into a quick 360-degree spin, slamming one fist out at Ralf and Xiangfei as it passes them and coming out of the twirl with a flourish, shoving his fist violently into the air.
A half second passes, and then a seven-foot tall, rapidly rotating whirlwind erupts into being around Cody, thin streaks of blue chi and the power of the wind itself lashing at the flesh of the nearby Ralf and Xiangfei and the force of the gust pushing powerfully at them, hopefully at the very least forcing them backwards away from the American.
COMBATSYS: Cody successfully hits Ralf with Criminal Upper.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0 Cody
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Backwards? A little. Ralf's bulk is lifted further upward than back, the heavy man twirling, flailing grasping..and finally, latching onto one of the Duck Pond's colored light assemblies! "You.. Y..j.. YOU DON'T HIT BILL FUCKING COSBY!!" he yells, a little muffled through the mask, but it's still comprehensible. Jones glares at the ex-con through the little eye-holes, then..blink. What was that sounds? It was like..groaning? No, now THAT was a snap. Then another, and Ralf's body is lurched as the light shifts down a few inches. ..Aw fuck.
With less class than the old black guy ever had, even on You Bet Your Life, the Ikari drop, hard, onto the ground, and that damn light fixture falls on top of him! ..Sorry about that. Winded for a moment, the big lug eventually gets up, holding that big black big of metal and broken lights above his head. "YOU DON'T. HIT! THE BILL!" he yells out, swinging the fixture right down at Cody. Bastard ass.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei blocks Cody's Criminal Upper.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0 Cody
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Oh noes! Cody has gone blazing! Her eyes widen once 'Bill' goes flying back, she on the other hand throws her hands up just in time to block and weaken the impact of Codys attack... Somehow. She's impressed with herself there, "I guess it's just your unlucky day!" she replies with a grin, but then jumps in shock when Ralf then completely flips out, "H.. HEY!! That isn't free!" she cries, flailing her arms, but.. She just decides to wing it, leaping at Ralf from behind, jumps off his shoulders and body-splashes at Cody right after the first attack, "DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!" she cries.
COMBATSYS: Ralf successfully hits Cody with Random Weapon.
- Power hit! -
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Xiangfei 0/-------/--=====|=======\==-----\1 Cody
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COMBATSYS: Cody blocks Xiangfei's Large Thrown Object.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/--=====|=======\==-----\1 Cody
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"Wait a-" Cody begins, just in time to be beaned across the head with a _Goddamn_ light fixture. "Hey, hey, wait!" he snarls, staggering backwards as said fixtures shatters on his skull and reaching up to lessen the impact of Xiangfei's hurled Xiangfei. Holding the girl at arm's length, he takes a minute to appraise Ralf, and his features slowly spread into a gaze of horror.
"Dude, what are you _wearing?!_" he asks, terrified. "That is _messed_ up!" To accent his point, he shifts his grip on Xiangfei, grabs her by the ankles, and swings her like a club at Ralf.
[OOC] Xiangfei says, "... Wtf. XD;;"
COMBATSYS: Cody successfully hits Ralf with Random Weapon.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/--=====|=======\====---\1 Cody
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What is he-- What is he wearing?! "What the hell does it LOOK like I'm weagurklll~" Ralf's words are cut short as the bubblegum-haired Chinese chick is, suddenly, USED AS A DAMN WEAPON! ..It's actually quite ingenious, a true step toward working together! Ah, the man could cry! ..And perhaps, just MAYBE, he is under that mask! Jones flops down flat on the ground, the layer of pudding on the floor making the whole thing akin to Shamu returning to his water habitat.
..Yeah. This sucks. Just like Shamu though, he gets up again, splattering sugary gook all over the place, nearly slipping once, but gains his footing in short order. "You ASS! That hurt, you damn japatoon freak!!" That's Xiangfei, you know. Sure, Cody swung her, but..her bony ass hurts like hell! His right fist swings out at her, exploding just before it's pulled back for another similar punch, slinging burnt pudding onto the plexiglass behind her. Stuff stinks, doesn't it?
COMBATSYS: Ralf successfully hits Xiangfei with Vulcan Punch.
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Xiangfei 1/------=/=======|=======\====---\1 Cody
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Xiangfei blinks.. And she's grabbed by the ankle and swung. This results in complete confusion and being knocked for a bit of a loop herself during impact, managing squirm from Codys grasp afterward as she holds the back of her head, "OW!!" And.. Now she's made Bill angry! "W.. wait!! I'm sorry!!" she cries, she tries to make a retreat but to no avail and she goes slamming against the plexiglass again following the explosion and the punch, flopping onto her rear.
The tube beside her spooges out pudding at a faster rate now, as do the rest of them, raising the creamy cool goodness within the giant vat.
She growls, "Oh that's it..." not sure who she's angry at more now and decides to run at Ralf this time and slap her right palm against his chest. If it connects, she curls her fingertips inward and a delayed force of power belts him in the gut, "It's time to KILL BILL!"
"There's something wrong with you two," scowls Cody, retreating rapidly from where Xiangfei and Bill Cosby-Ralf have begun fighting and wading away from them through the pudding, which is quickly becoming worrisomely deep. He gets a fair distance away and then attempts to simply lay low, trying to get a feel for exactly how the pudding effects motion and going through some quick focusing techniques. It's weird fighting Bill Cosby. :(
COMBATSYS: Cody focuses on his next action.
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Xiangfei 1/------=/=======|=======\====---\1 Cody
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COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Ralf with Kadoma.
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Xiangfei 1/-----==/=======|=======\====---\1 Cody
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Well! Xiangfei IS capable of some impressive feats after all!
After Ralf Cosby finishes bitchslapping the hell out of the girl for being used as a living club (what a sense of justice, huh?), he's busy wiping the mat of pudding from his mask, at least enough to clear the eyes, and some of it's sputtered out of his mouth. His head turns to look for the other fighter, that grizzly-ass ex-con, as he places his left hand on his right shoulder, lifting the right arm to windmill it a little. "Learned your lesson, now? Your girlfriend's ou--" ..Wait. That..why is there a hand on his chest? Looking quickly back, all he can get out is a rushed "WAIT!" before the blast hits. Jones himself goes flying back, and the surface of the putting dips in an impressive curved surface under the point of contact, little strings of chocolate goop flying all asunder. Shit, though.. He lands, sort of, on one foot, but keeps skidding back towards Cody, and the slight spin he's taken shows that a) he's getting closer. B) Ralf's arm is still lifted a little. C) Xiangfei hit him, so..with a semi-pained roar, Cosby slings his fist out right for Cody's face, and..hopes to hit, else he'll keep sliding and faceplant against the wall. Classy.
"Wait? Wait!? What do I look like, a waiter?" the chinese girl replies with a shrug and a grin as Ralf goes sliding back. .. Though she had to admit it was rather impressive that the bandaged Ikari Cosby is utilizing the momentum to get his punch on on Cody. Cool!
Panting a bit and brushing some of the pudding off her shorts, she goes into a clumsy sprint, and suprise suprise! She decides to take on Cody as well, drawing her hands back and then throws her palms outward once she's close enough, releasing a large blast of energy at the thug, hopefully sending him back to kiss the wall as well, "HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Cody with Nanpa.
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Xiangfei 1/----===/=======|=======\=====--\1 Cody
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COMBATSYS: Cody interrupts Galactica Phantom from Ralf with Final Destruction.
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Xiangfei 1/----===/=======|=====--\-------\0 Cody
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It might be weird to fight Bill Cosby - or, rather, Ralf wearing a Bill Cosby mask - but if there's one thing proven by history, it's that Cody will gladly punch Bill Cosby if he is forced to. No mercy for the... Pudding...having...not...less.
Shut up.
Regardless, as Ralf skids across the floor, and through the pudding, towards him, the American roars, draws his own hand back, and punches Ralf's fist. Yes, that's right. Punches it. There's no rolling, or soaking the blow. There's not even a counter-attack. There's just two attacks hitting each other, very hard.
For a brief moment, there's no real movement... anywhere. The world is stuck in freeze frame as hyperactive young adults at home on the TV box and in the stands bellow, 'OOOoooH!', their faces locked in what is best described as a ':O.'
And then there's an explosion. There is no justifiable reason, scientific or otherwise, for the explosion, but it happens, the air sucking up around the fists beforehand and then exploding outwards. A crater is formed in the pudding, the area directly below the two colliding fists almost immediately clearing, revealing the pudding-stained floor of the tub.
The force continues, creating a tidal wave of pudding that crashes into all sides of the massive vat with a resounding squish, rolling back into the vat afterwards.
Throughout this entire explosion-and-pudding-tidal-wave ordeal, Cody doesn't move an inch. Right up until blood starts trickling out of his mouth, despite there being no real indication of any actual, physical damage.
Also somnewhere in there I guess Xiangfei shoots an energy ball.
It's massive. The collision of an immovable object and an unstobble force..finally, the world will have their answer. One one side, Cody, steady as the earth, unyielding and covered in muck. On the other side, Ralf, his nearly ballerina-like pudding-skidding grace bringing untold power unleashed upon the beefy ex-con. So..what is the final product?
A bad-motherfucking-ass explosion, apparently.
Like two heroes from the japatoons he'd just insulted Xiangfei about, Jones's fist pushes against Cody's, every muscle straining to overpower the other man. It is, slowly, a losing battle. One foot falls to try and keep himself steady, but the slick of pudding, along with Cody's pure Force of Awesome end the epic battle. The point between the fists just EXPLODES in chi, sending Ralf back against the plexiglass wall, hard enough to send a spiderweb of cracks from floor to ceiling. The pool of goop sloshes about, oozing back into its old shape to fill the crater, even as Ralf himself sinks under the surface.
...And then, there was silence. At least, from the fights, as the crowd is cheering their ASSES off about how awesome that was. ...But where's the Ikari? No movement is made to get up; is he out? Was the conflict too much for him??!!?!
Then, just then..Xiangfei feels something warm wrapping around her ankle.
COMBATSYS: Ralf successfully hits Xiangfei with Umanori Vulcan Punch.
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Like Jaws pulling down an unwitting swimmer, Ralf pulles Xiangfei down under the surface of the pudding. Again, all is still..then the bubbly surface churns from the force of punch after punch striking the submerged girl, then a pause, and finally, a full GOUT of gunk flies up, the sound of an explosion muffled but evident, before the silence and still 'waters' resume.
Xiangfei sets her hands on her hips, leans back, and lets out a hearty laugh, "AAAAH HA HA HA HAA!!" as the chaos ensues, and she turns around to do the cabbage patch victoriously. Surely there was no way the two fighters could have survived that, right? So it's time for an early celebration!
"Go Xiangfei! Go Xiangfei! Go Xiangfei! Hooo-- AAAAAAbBbblbl.." blub blub... And really who knows what the hell is going down there, but it certainly can't be very good for someones health. A moment of silence and a chocolate covered chinese girl goes flying upward, "AaaaAAAAGH!!" eyes crossed and pudding dripping from her limp form. It's hard to tell what condition she's in, seeing as she's COMPLETELY covered. However her form then takes in a gentle blue glow, the waitress growling as she draws her left palm back, flips around and belly flops right back into the goop! It's a completely random chance, but her palm is reaching for Ralfs chest again somewhere down there with an intent for EVIL.
Undersea Pudding Battle.. PART DUEX.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Ralf with Majinga.
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What happens under the pudding isn't quite as dramatic as Ralfs antics.. Well except for the end. There's some heavy thudding sounds like *whud* *whud* in a rapid succession, a small whirlpool forming within the jello-y goodness. And then there's a much heavier yet muffled explosion, a geuyser of the goop suddenly shooting upward like someone struck oil and raining back down.
Throughout Ralf and Xiangfei's entire exchange, Cody merely slumps against the pudding-stained vat wall, staring in abject horror. Are they fighting, or making it? It's a mystery for the ages, and the confusion makes Cody unable to attack in the general area of the underpudding battle, or even concentrate. Mostly he stares, mouth slightly agape, right arm hanging limply at his side.
COMBATSYS: Cody takes no action.
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Xiangfei 0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0 Cody
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And yet AGAIN, there is sil--oh, wait. No..there isn't. The final blast against Ralf's already recently-abused bulk is full of POWERFUL AGONY and GUT-WRENCHING PAIN. People can't hear it, what with..you know, being covered in pudding and all. Spectators behind him can see his body slide back and hit the plexiglass however, the jacket smearing against the inside of the barrier. ..Nnn. You can bet that he's cursing under there. Those same people, however, see him move and stay up like a crouch, putting his foot against the wall. A second later, Ralf EXPLODES from the pudding, the sound of "--CCCOOOOSBYYY KEEEEEECK!!" loud and furious, the man's body spinning and slinging muck ALL OVER THE PLACE as he flies toward Xiangfei!
COMBATSYS: Ralf can no longer fight.
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Cody 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Xiangfei
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei dodges Ralf's Ralf Kick.
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Cody 0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0 Xiangfei
Xiangfei SUBMERGES, the chocolate coated fighter wiping her eyes and wheezing, "Oh -MAN-!!" she cries, trying to pull herself togeather. She had no idea she could hold her breath that long, and then as she steps forward she slips, glooping ungracefully back into the pudding and Ralf unceremoniosly flies over her.
The machines pound out even more chocolate goodness folks, and when the girl stands, it's getting too high for comfort- She's the shortest one! She looks around a bit, wondering where the heck Ralf went, and with a shrug, decides to go after Cody instead, "Hey, did he say 'Cosplay Kick'?" she asks, "Oh never mind, don't think I've forgotten about you!" the waitress gasps and wheezes as she trudges toward her fellow employee, and then just LEAPS at him, palms extended, and once the distance is close enough, shoots a blast of energy goodness at him, "KYAAH!!"
COMBATSYS: Cody overcomes Nanpa from Xiangfei with Knife Throw.
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Cody grimaces at Xiangfei's emergence from the pudding. He was hoping they'd knock themselves out down there... Alas, it appears it was not to be. As she leaps towards him and erupts an orb of chi, the American sighs and carefully and painfully slips his exhausted and demi-shattered right arm into his rear pocket...
And then snaps his _left_ arm outwards, a silver streak shooting from his hand and blasting through the incoming energy ball, tearing a hole right through it and causing the sphere to explode and dissapitate. The knife, however, continues on towards the chinese girl.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei fails to slow Knife Throw from Cody with Thrown Object.
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Incoming blade! The girls eyes widen as soon as her attack dissipates much sooner than anticipated- And knowing Cody like she does, she immedietly suspects its a knife, and tries to deal with it... But instead she just ends up taking it right below the collarbone, the girls eyes crossing as she collapses into the pudding again, a bit of red leaving a tell-tale trail of where the girl sank. It's just raspberry filling, kids, honest!
Still bearing a frown of Guy-like proportions, Cody pushes forward off the wall and wades two steps into the pudding before crouching down and suddenly launching himself upwards and forward, a good fifteen feet into the air. He drifts over towards where Xiangfei fell beneath the pudding, and, should his dessert-addled calculations prove correct, lands in a mighty elbow drop in the vicinity of where the Chinese girl should be.
And if they AREN'T correct, he ends up over there somewhere and looks like a loser. Either way, the impact with the pudding is akin to a fat man's cannonball.
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei dodges Cody's Medium Punch.
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Cody 0/-------/-======|-------\-------\0 Xiangfei
There's obviously no response from the waitress at first, but just a few seconds before Cody makes impact with the pudding, Xiangfei submerges again with her fists raised in the air and a maniacal smile on her face, "HEEEERE'S -JOHNNY-!!" and is responded with a backlash of pudding to the face. She stands there a moment, spits it out and then drops back down again. Another, smaller guyser blows upward, and then Xiangfei is zooming straight up with her shoulder tilted upward, and backflips in the air,"Hyaaaaaaaah!!"
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei successfully hits Cody with Tenpou Zan.
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Cody 1/-------/=======|=------\-------\0 Xiangfei
Oh dear. Cody's descent is abruptly halted and reversed as Xiangfei erupts out of the pudding and shoulder-rams him, forcing a sharp exhale and launching him up into the air. As he soars upwards, however, he takes a similarly sharp breath inwards and grunts, righting himself and using a small burst of chi to propel himself downwards, so as to catch up with Xiangfei before she returns to her native sea of pudding.
And he does the catching up with his feet, slamming violently into the descending LiX feet-first and riding her down into the pudding. Hopefully, it's not yet too deep to propel Xiangfei all the way down to the vat floor. If it is, it's not so much an attack as it is an assisted propelling. Like jumping into a pool!
Full of pudding.
COMBATSYS: Cody can no longer fight.
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COMBATSYS: Xiangfei dodges Cody's Guilty Stamp.
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Xiangfei is lucky... So so lucky this fight, she'd managed to pull of a couple of critical dodges, and then one more for good measure! Her eyes are wide in shock when the thug suddenly comes flying toward her, "NO!!" she cries, flailing her arms and puts her kung-fu to the real test. She thrusts her palms out under his feet, managing to 'catch' them, and pushes herself off to the side, splattering into the goodness once more, and submerges quickly, fists raises and almost desperatly looking from left to right for him to attack again... And then.. She starts to wonder why Ralf hadn't submerged yet.
Somewhere, the technician realizes this as well, and spits out his sandwich, "Oh shi-" and he flips the switch and the tubes go into reverse, sucking the rich dessert back in..
Xiangfei realizes then tht she's the last one standing, against all odds, and she just sort of grins weakly as she rubs the back of her head, waving to the cheering crowd. Much to everyone's delight it was a woman who one a pudding fight! "Yaaay!" she cries, but then blinks at the disaster that's forming below her.. "W.. .wait!! NO!!!" she shrieks, and she starts scooping her hands into the pudding stuffing it into her mouth.
As a result, the cheering steadily becomes a bunch of disturbed murmurings...
COMBATSYS: Xiangfei takes a breather.
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COMBATSYS: Xiangfei has ended the fight here.
Log created by Duck, and last modified on 08:52:43 08/11/2005.