Wheel of Madness - Bao vs Heavy D!

Description: Balls of Fury match with Johnny manning the cannon in this Wheel of Madness PPV match that pits HeavyD against Bao. After much brawling the kid ends up being a handful and both fighters end up knocking each other out. (Draw Match)



The Duck Pond just happens to be busier than normal. No one should be surprised given one of the fights on the PPV card are happening here. Wheel of Madness is spinning and tonight Heavy D! will be facing an unknown opponent given the absence of his original opponent, Acacia. The crowd starts cheering when DJ Buddy Lee starts spinning a the mix of Tool and Jay Z. 'Now tune it to the motha fuckin' greatest!' comes over the speakers and the familiar tune of Sober starts playing and the doors to Duck's office open up. The lyrics of 'Brush yo Shoulders off' play over the rock song and Duck King struts out with the mic in his hand. "Oooooooh yeah people. Are we ready to get this party started?"
Judging by the reaction of the crowd it would seem that way. Duck King makes his way up onto the stage that has the cannon that Johnny will be using tonight and looks over the club with a wide grin before continuing. "Okay people, we got one of the Duck Pond's favorites up in here tonight, Heavy D. We had a problem with his opponent not showing up so tonight he will be fighting..." he pauses to pull out a piece of paper from his jacket and he raises a brow as P-chan peers from his mohawk to look as well. "...uh. Some cracker named Bao." He shrugs and puts the paper back. He will just have to trust the booking agent on this one. "And tonight we got ourselves someone new running the cannon for the night. Everyone give it up for The Blue Blade!"
He turns off the microphone and he will stop Johnny for a few words before letting the man arm the cannon as the two fighters step up onto the dance floor to the cheers of the crowd, even though the crowd sort of pauses for a moment when Bao shows to start asking 'a kid?' amongst one another.

Heavy D! raises his fist as he's introduced by Duck. He frowns at the mention of his opponent not showing up. Sure, he was made aware in advance, but it's still slightly irritating. At least he gets to fight still though. Making his way onto the fight floor, he adjusts his jacket carefully, tugging at the collar a little before he works on his wraps instead.

A wary look is given toward the ball cannon, memories of that still in his head. But no matter. Instead, he focuses on the opponent in front of him...sure, it's a kid, but D! already knows how dangerous kids can be...

Bao... The name of a mysterious opponent that has never entered the ears of the crowd... Until now. Is Bao some evil kung-fu master from another land that's too far and dangerous to find? Some uttered words that Bao was once a ruthless fighter that killed his own mother for a biscuit. That he was a man in his late fourties that studied kung-fu all of his life until he went insane...
However... Bao's form shall now be revealed. The true form of Bao is going to be unmasked within the severely crowded place.

Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.

Trotting on in as if he's marching, Bao is cheerfully stepping into the arena while waving towards the crowd. "Hi everyone!" He beams cheerfully. It's a twelve year old, who warrents a WTF from the crowd.
"Hi big sister Athena!" He waves a hand wildly, then he looks over towards HeavyD. "Hi mister!" He beams, "I'm small! Go easy on me!" He gives off a cheerful smile, then he steps his right foot out with both fists forward. He's ready to fight.

Nodding to Duck and whispering something back, the Blue Blade jogs over to the ball cannon. Grabbing the top rung of the short ladder that leads to the cannon platform, the Blue Blade hangs off the ladder with his right arm and thrusts his other fist into the air a few times. "¡Vive Mexico! ¡Vive El Blue Blade! ¡Vive Canon de la Bola!" the Blue Blade shouts as he hops up to the platform and grabs a hold of the two handles, swinging the cannon back and forth a few times to test out the action. Taking a moment to study the controls of the large gun, the Blue Blade takes special note of the large hopper, already quite full of baseballs, leading into the gun. Turning back to the crowd after his brief inspection, the Blue Blade pumps his fist a couple more times, pointing at random screaming fans.

COMBATSYS: Bao has started a fight here.

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Bao              0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: HeavyD has joined the fight here.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0              Bao


COMBATSYS: Johnny has joined the fight here.

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Bao              0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|


Heavy D! simply coughs at Bao's request to go easy on him. D!'s mindset...if he's here to fight, he can fight. And that means no going easy. It's a principle kind of thing. "Just don't hold anything back," he says to the little boy. No sense in trying to make sense of just HOW a 12 year old kid got on here...but no matter. With the fight just about to being, D! simply puts his stance up, fists held up, arms bent at a rigid angle as his guard tightens, feet planted in the standard boxing stance. Oh yeah, he's ready...and it looks like he's waiting for the kid to make the first move.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD focuses on his next action.

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Bao              0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|


Athena walks in to the front of the crowd, and then waves back, "Hi, Bao!... do your best, okay?" She looks a little worriedly over to D!, realizing that he's not likely to cut the kid much slack... but at least he isn't a maniac or anything. Still, she clenches a fist - she's got to have faith in his power! Then, he looks over to Blue Blade, and the worried look returns.

Smiling towards HeavyD, the child puts up the most sweetest smile. He has to start light. It's how most fighters start. So Bao ends up performing a few somersaults backwards, then he skids to a halt. He looks over towards Athena, "Okay!" He waves a hand out, then he stares over at HeavyD.
His fists clench together, then he starts sprinting towards the man, "YAH!" Leaping high, the child ends up swinging his right leg towards D's face.

COMBATSYS: Bao successfully hits HeavyD with Heavy Kick.

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Bao              0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/------=|


Well, D!'s speed's never been his strong point, and that's apparent when he ends up getting tagged by the big kick to his face from Bao. It doesn't hurt quite as much as it could have, but it's still a sting, enough to send him back a bit. "Nghh...guess I better not underestimate you," he says, more for himself than anything, before he winds up. His arm swings out for what seems to be a quick hook...but instead of a hook, his fist turns and slams down on the ground, an explosive force of chi bursting from the point of contact, expanding out in front of him and toward Bao.

COMBATSYS: Bao dodges HeavyD's Soul Flower.

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Bao              0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/------=|


After pegging D with the kick towards the face, the child immediately bounces back, giving a cheerful smile as he says, "Wow! You're tough!" The child gives off a smile, then he starts to roll back when the fist gives off a straight hook. But that was Bao's first mistake. His eyes widen when he sees the fist unleash a force of chi bursting. That said, Bao immediately pushes his leg from the ground to gain some height into the sky. "Going up!"
With his back arching out, the child rolls himself into backward somersault, then the child expands both of his hands backward. With the charging energy emitting from the boy, Psycho Power erupts into Bao's hand. Channeling the energy of psychic energy, Bao immediately glows with a light blue aura. "Psycho Ball!"
He smacks it out towards HeavyD's direction, as if one would spike a volleyball to person's face.
Incoming, D!

"Hola chica," The Blue Blade shouts to Athena as she looks over at him. "¿Tu gusto que tu miras?"<Hey girl, do you like what you see?> he adds as he kisses one of his well muscled bicepts. Glancing back down at the floor, the Blue Blade is quickly trains his gun on the two fighters who have already started fighting, "Ah crap... they've already started..." he mutters as he aims the cannon at the two. "What this? Un Nino?" he asks incredulously. "Whoah, he's pretty good! Let's see if he's good at dodging these!" Turning the gun slightly, Johnny trains his sights on Bao and jams on the trigger.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD fails to slow Dan Kougeki - Bound from Bao with Blast Upper.

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Bao              0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/----===|


Ok, this is really going bad it seems. First, he gets tagged by a kick like that, and now that blast of...Chi(?) coming his way....that's no good. Reeling his right arm back, he tries to snap it upward and stop the ball cold with a Blast upper...but alas, nothin' doin'. The shot moves far too fast for him to get a handle on, and thus ends up spiked into the ground by the psi shot, a pained grunt coming from him as he hits the ground.

COMBATSYS: Johnny successfully hits Bao with Thrown Object.

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Bao              0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/----===|


Raising a hand, Athena looks pleasantly suprised. "Keep it up, Bao!", she calls out, and then waves back to the Blue Blade. Cue exaggerated sweatdrop. She looks back over to Bao, calling, "Look out!"

After unleashing the Psycho Ball, the clumsy child immediately lands onto his feet, showing what grace he has, until the ball launches over towards his foot. "Gah!" The course of how the ball hits his leg and his tiny size is what forces him to roll along the ground. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Kerthud! He lands on his back, groaning in pain. "Owww...." He mumbles mournfully, then he glances over towards HeavyD, "Alright! I'm ready!" Bao sprints towards the taller man that is HeavyD. Then, Bao takes a giant leap into the air.
Soaring in the sky, Bao does his famous move.
He tilts his head over towards the ground, preparing to have his head land right on HeavyD's head. Thankfully, if he manages to hit the ground instead of HeavyD, his head will survive. Oh yes, there will be a rumbling in the ground as well.

COMBATSYS: Bao successfully hits HeavyD with Heavy Kick.

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Bao              0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/---====|


"¡Ocha!" the Blue Blade exclaims happily as the ball pegs the kid in the legs, dumping him on the ground. "¿Soy un buen tiro, no?" <I'm a good shot, no?> he asks himself as he turns the gun on Heavy D!. "You aren't doing so well Daddy-O! Start showing this kid who's boss!" the Blue Blade commands as he squeezes the trigger, Heavy D!'s head in his sights.

COMBATSYS: Johnny successfully hits HeavyD with Thrown Object.

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Bao              0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/---====|


Again, the kid's strike hits him...this is getting ridiculous. He's getting his ass kicked by a 12 year old. Sure, he knows the kid can fight...but just the fact that he's getting whipped so thoroughly is embarassing. Clocked in the head by the boy's own head, he's thrown right into the path of Johnny's shot. Thankfully, he's not hit in the head, but the hit right in the middle of his back hurts all the same. "NGHHh..." Grunting, he decides to go back to the basics. Tightening his fists and keeping himself focused back on Bao, he slides in, feet squeaking on the floor as he aims a hard hook at Bao's big-hatted head.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD successfully hits Bao with Hook Punch.

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Bao              1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/--=====|


After Bao gives HeavyD a vicious Headbutt of Doom, the young boy immediately rolls back from the impact, smiling towards HeavyD. "You are tough!" He smiles brightly, then he starts to bounce over towards his way. But when he launches the right hook over towards his face. Bao attempts to lean back from the attack, but his face is given a prompt punch towards the face, "Agggghhhhh!" His body is messily spinning around the air, then he lands on his stomach. "Eghnnn...." He groans in pain, holding his face.
Slowly, but surely, Bao is starting to stand up to his feet. With his body hunched over, Bao is taking a few deep breaths. "Eghnn....." His feet pivots. Both feet press along the ground as the Psycho Power starts to breathe into life. "Eghghhnnnnnn.....!"
Athena would sense a large amount of Psycho Power erupting from Bao, as everything is starting to become out of control. The ground before the child levitates as the child himself is about a few inches off of the ground. Given the force of gravity, his back hunches over as he starts glowing with an illumating white light. "Egghhnnn....!"
The energy erupts, expanding off as a dome of powerful energy as the child screams his lungs out. Psycho Power erupts everywhere as a ball of light, as it seeks to absorb HeavyD into its fold.

Whether or not it is successful... the aftermath will leave Bao to slowly collapse onto his knees, the Psycho Power dying away as steam erupts from his form. A few deep breaths are taken as he feels himself tire.

Athena winces, biting her lip as Bao takes the pain. But... she's got to be supportive. "Hang in there, Bao!", she calls out.

"Un hombre del adulto desconcertado por un nino," <A grown man embarrassed by a child...> the Blue Blade muses as he watches Heavy D! get pummeled with another brutal looking attack on the way. "How sad." Sneaking a quick glance over to where Duck King is enjoying the fight, a mischievous grin crosses the Blue Blade's face. "The big guy got a lucky hit in, but it looks like I'll just have to teach this kid a lesson myself..."
Reaching into the ball hopper, the Blue Blade pulls out a baseball and hefts it in the air a couple times. "It's no switchblade, but it will do..." he mutters as he takes a firm grip on the ball and focuses his attention on the object, which suddenly springs to life with a bright cobalt blue flame. "Hah! Suck on this kid!" the Blue Blade laughs as he opens the chamber of the gun and tosses the flaming ball inside. "Bombs away!" he shouts as he fires the chi-imbued baseball and the unsuspecting kid.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD blocks Bao's SP Psycho Ball.

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Bao              0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/=======|


[OOC] The Blue Blade says, "Err, 'at the unsuspecting kid' even."

Ah...now that's more like it. A solid hit onto the kid, and he's stopped hopping about. However...that may not have been the best thing to come out of it. As Bao recovers from the hook, D! starts noticing some...strange shiz, to use the proper term for it. It's worrisome enough that he starts backpedling a bit. Good thing too, as he shores up just in time for Bao's Psycho Power to erupt and explode all about the fighting floor. Knelt down, and arms held up to keep his head save, he manages to take the explosive force well, only receving a knock onto his butt and a pair of sore forearms for his trouble. "Damn..."

Of course, after seeing that, D! knows that he's got to press the advantages he has before something like that is pulled out again. Starting foward, the boxer charges at Bao, trying to lift up him up by his collar off his feet and send a powerful body blow to his stomach. Sure, it's a bit cruel seeming, but all's fair in a fight, right?

COMBATSYS: Johnny successfully hits Bao with Rocket 88.

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Bao              0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/=======|


COMBATSYS: HeavyD successfully hits Bao with Reverse Stomach Buster.

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Bao              0/-------/-======|=------\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           1/------=/=======|


Unfortunately, the chi covered ball aims to strike against Bao. THis isn't a good thing for the young boy. As Bao is getting back up to his feet, he is unable to see the incoming strike towards the back as the ball strikes him at the back, "Aaaaahhhh!" He cries out, groaning from the heavy hit. And the worse yet to come is that Bao is stumbling towards the larger black man, who picks him up off of his feet. Then, he's given a punch towards the gut. "Eghnnn!"
This sends the young child reeling back in pain, and he tumbles on his face. "Eghn...." With determination in his eyes, Bao is preparing to charge at HeavyD.
Sprinting as fast as he can, Bao immediately leaps into the air, zooming in towards the larger man as he shoots out like a rocket. Rolling himself into a ball, he is engulfed with a blue energy as he is flying straight towards the boxer's direction.

"Aye Dios mio!" Johnny shouts as he winces dramatically at the sight of Bao getting pummeled by the flaming chi ball and HeavyD!'s brutal attack. "Hey, it's not nice to pick on kids!" Johnny shouts at Heavy D!. Wait, isn't that what he was just doing?
Grabbing another ball from the hopper, Johnny sets the ball ablaze with blue flame once more and tosses it in the cannon chamber. Hey, it's only fair, right? "Fight fair punk!" Johnny shouts with a sadistic laugh as he turns the cannon on D! and sends the flaming projectile streaking towards the boxer with a squeeze of the trigger.

COMBATSYS: Johnny successfully hits HeavyD with Rocket 88.

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Bao              0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           1/------=/=======|


COMBATSYS: HeavyD blocks Bao's Hontai Kougeki - Crush.

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Bao              0/-------/-======|==-----\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           1/-----==/=======|


"You can do it, Bao!", Athena calls out. Well, at least he's got her healing powers on the sidelines, however this turns out.

The Blade's comments start to grate on D!. Wasn't he saying something derogatory toward him before. Not that D! could actually understand it, but the tone was there. Alas, his annoyance with the Blue Blade leaves the boxer woefully open, unable to put up a block to meet the chi-charged ball thanks to some...lowered focus. The strike to his chest seems to wake Heavy D! up a bit,however, as he stumbles toward the charging Bao. Eyes wide, he brings his guard up just in time to meet the madly rolling psychic boy.

Finally, D! decides it's time to try and end this. Arms sore from the massive blast he took earlier, and his patience wearing thing, he pulls out one of the big guns. Lunging forward, D! tries to tag Bao with a swift left hand. Soon enough, it's followed by hard, quick downward strikes, a few crouched hooks, before he finally finishes off the barrage with a low sweeping uppercut meant to lift him up high into the air. That is, if he can get a hold of the kid.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD successfully hits Bao with D. Crazy.

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Bao              1/--=====/=======|==-----\-------\0           Johnny
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HeavyD           0/-------/-----==|


When Heavy D is aiming to unleash his fury full of punches along the young boy's face. Bao is sent reeling back, then he stumbles bacakwards as Heavy D releases some quick strikes to the stomach, then he is given an uppercut towards the face. "TEAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHHEEEEEEEER!"
He lands on the ground, fallen on his back. But soon, Bao is slowly getting back to normal. Although the child looks beaten up, the fact that he's able to still stand is amazing. First, he is on his knees. Then, he starts to stand up to his feet slowly. Expanding both arms out, Bao is feeling the pressure of the matter reeling into his hands. Crackling sources of Psycho Power give off from Bao, first starting off small, but it eventually raises up until it's a huge ball of light. "Eghnnnnn....." Sizzling and crackling, the light blue ball grows larger than his own form, then he expels it off.
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
After releasing the ball, Bao collapses to the ground, with the hat falling on his face.

COMBATSYS: Bao can no longer fight.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0           Johnny


COMBATSYS: Johnny takes no action.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0           Johnny


COMBATSYS: Bao successfully hits HeavyD with MAX Psycho Ball.

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HeavyD           1/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0           Johnny


Watching in silence as both fighters fall, Blue Blade quickly jumps up on top of the baseball gun mount and throws his hands into the air! "¡El Vencedor! <The Winner!> the masked wrestler shouts as he pounds his chest and pumps his fist in the air. "Oh yeah!" the Blue Blade flips off of the gun mount and lands on the stage, pointing at the crowd and celebrating, pausing only a second to point at Athena and giving her a sly wink.

Well...good green crap. After smashing Bao like that, D! was all but about to count the kid out. Which...probably wasn'ta good idea, seeing as the boy was charging up again much like he did last time. Unfortunately for D!, despite seeing what's coming, he's unprepared for the massive power behind this particular blast, engulfed completely by the expanding energy. And once it's faded...D!'s left on the ground, smoking and pretty well unconscious himself. Being caught in something like that is hardly something you walk away from.

So this is it huh? Damn that kid was more impressive than Duck was going to give him credit for. There is a few moments spent to see if either fighter is going to get up, but when neither looks like they are going to move Duck steps forward on the stage again to stand next to the cannon and Johnny while security starts to move the fighters off the dance floor to get tended to. "Well folks it looks like we got ourselves another tie." he states and there is a few 'awws' and even 'boos' from the crowd before Duck raises his hand then waits for them to go silent before he can speak again. "Due that happening we will have dollar shots and free beer for the next two hours. Take advantage of it peeps!" With that being said the crowd cheers and gets blitzed, good times had by all, right?

Athena says, "Bao!", running forward onto the edge of the 'ring', but stops herself short as she sees the blast, and then looks over to D! "Wow... huh." She then quickly heads over to Bao's fallen form, checking his injuries. He may be powerful, but it's still hard for her to watch him fight in the ring.

Slowly getting up, Bao looks a little woozy. His eyes are swirling around as he straightens his hat back on his head, "Eghnn...." He looks over towards Athena, "Did I win? ...Did I get him...?" He looks too dizzy to even tell if he was able to do it or not.

"¡¡¡AaaaaaaawwwwwhhHHHHHHAHAHA!!!" sounds the Blue Blade as he cuts loose with an exuberant rooster call. "¡Cerveza libre!" <Free beer!> he shouts as he flips off of the stage and runs off into the crowd, elbowing his way too the bar. It's a good thing for Athena that Duck King made that announcement, or she probably would have found herself being hit on by the Luchadore. Free beer won out in the end though, as is apparent by the Blue Blade whooping and hollering as he high-fives the fans in the crowd, spilling beer all over, and even managing to get some in his mouth. "¡Vive el Charca del Pato!" <Long live the Duck Pond!>

Log created by Duck, and last modified on 15:14:25 08/07/2005.