LLK Act IV.Fin - Fin : Classic Choi v Crystal Choi: The Taste Test

Description: Out looking for a way to make a quick buck, and maybe a name for herself in the chaos that is Southtown, Malin stumbles across Choi. Perhaps inevitably, the two swift fighters soon engage in a terrifying battle of speed and skill, but, the question remains: Which will come out on top as the real fan favorite? Sweet-but-Sour and somewhat questionable Malin, or the downright milk-curdling pervertedness that is Choi? One thing is for certain. Whoever comes out on top, is there really any way ANYONE involved in this can be a winner?

"Okay, okay, look, I understand, honey, I understand. No, May Lee isn't letting me leave. I've sent the money to you for the tickets."

Choi leaned on the wall outside the MAY LEE SECRET HEADQUARTERS, prattling on a cellphone given to him by May Lee. Naturally, the Korean was talking to his wife. AGAIN. And at the moment, he was trying to arrange for his hubby to come on over. Maybe, he figured, once she saw him on his best behavior, she wouldn't try anything reckless.

Like try and kidnap him.

Malin, by contrast, is quiet for once. The girl is just walking down the street, hands tucked behind her head as she looks up at the sky. By some miracle, this part of town isn't actually all that... horribly under immediate attack. It made it much easier to try and think about where to go from here. She figured the buzzards were already pecking at the Syndicate's corpse, that made it at once... difficult to get anything of value, and very tempting. She didn't want to go running after scraps, because she'd risk running up against the other, far more scary, groups who seemed intent on destroying the organization, but, it sat wrong with her to just sit back and do nothing.

And then life throws her a nice big opportunity, all tied up with a bow. That was Choi Bounge over there!

Sneaking around, Malin creeps up quietly into a nearby alley, and then suddenly, LEAPS out from the alleyway, pointing her finger directly at Choi, with her other hand laid on her hip. "AH-HAH!" She declares, loudly. "I knew we'd track you down sooner or later you troublemaker!"

That finger wags as she grins, a glint in her eye. "Tell your evil boss you'll have to call him back! You're coming with me, I'm putting you back behind bars!"

Yeah, that's right. Malin! Crusader for truth, justice, and beating the heck out of reforming criminals and breaking up important conversations with their family!

"MY EAR, Honey, I d- Honey?"

All the color drained from the midget's face. And then, in a bright red, it came back. Turning straight towards Malin, the midget snarled his teeth. If he wasn't wearing shades, his eyes would be burning! Naturally, his wife heard the entire line on the other end. And wouldn't you know it, Malin sounded a lot like May Lee. May Lee out to stop Mr. Choi from doing evil acts that he does when he is ALONE. And to that, the Korean screams.

""You LITTLE BRAT! That was my WIFE! Do you KNOW what you just did? I- I- AAAARGH!"

With a blur, the midget slaps off his hat. A small flurry of pictures scatter to the ground, he tucks the phone in a pink lace-like lining on the inside. With a sharp jerk, the midget draws out a pair of gloves. "You are going to get it now, you little brat!" He starts, as he swiftly adjusts the gloves on. Looks like Malin doesn't have much time before Choi starts tearing into the little girl.

Malin blinks slightly, and then she bursts out laughing.

"A weird little freak like -you-? With a /wife/? HAH!" She grins, bouncing from foot to foot. She doesn't seem particularly worried about the anger she's inspired in the unfortunate Korean, or the fact that he was getting ready to rip her a new one for her troubles. Nope. She was pretty certain that Choi was making that up, probably to try and throw her off the trail of whatever nefarious business he'd been plotting. (He had to be, didn't he?!)

"Well, I'd have liked to take you in peacefully, but, if you want to play, then fine! We don't really care what condition you are in!"

That said, the girl raises her arms to her shoulders, and, in a quick motion, suddenly, she's got knives clutched between her fingers. Quite where they came from is ... a mystery, to say the least.

More disturbingly, for a 'good guy', Malin doesn't seem all that intent on giving Choi time to back down. Naw. A good fight might help to clear her head a little. So, she just flings the knives forwards, six bright flashes of sharp metal shooting out in a wide pattern, aiming to catch Choi right in the middle.

COMBATSYS: Choi has started a fight here.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Malin has joined the fight here.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0            Malin

COMBATSYS: Malin successfully hits Choi with Thrown Weapon.
Glancing Blow

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Choi             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0            Malin

"Now listen here you littl- GAH!"

As the midget afixes the gloves on to his hand, Malin unleashes her hidden knives. Tumbling to the side, two of the six knives graze him, cutting his left leg and his left ear. "GAH! You little brat!" Choi blurts out as he stands up again. "You try and ruin my marriage, and then you pull a knife on me? What did I do to deserve this!?!"

Picking up speed, Choi charges Malin. Claws dangling to his sides, he breaks into a tumble to the ground. Rolling twice, he leaps up once underneath Malin, breaking into a single backflipping kick. Rocketing high in the air, he would be certainly making the next attack hard for Malin. On the other hand, with all that distance and initiative lost... only the unusual tactic may pay off for him.

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Malin with Hien Zan.
- CRAZY Hit! -

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Choi             0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0            Malin

Malin blinks. Truth be told, she's not really used to people being so... /fast/. Though she does try and dodge backwards, she misjudges the attack, thinking it too shallow, and the claw cuts a painful slash across her front. She is sent staggering backwards, not quite losing her footing, she can't help but glare up at Choi. Hunh. Perhaps she'd underestimated the creepy little man. But! She wasn't going to let that dissuade her yet.

Reaching into her pocket, she begins to idly play with a yoyo. Spinning the toy and catching it over and over as she watches the man go higher and higher into the air. Her left hand tucked away behind her back, the strange girl grins, a little bit mischievous.

"Don't play dumb!" She shouts up at him, winking. "My organization knows what you've been up to! You are a common criminal, and it's time you were brought in! Just you be glad it's me here, some of the others wouldn't be so gentle. Or so patient with your lies!" She snorts, letting the yoyo spin for a lot longer.

"Seriously, who do you think you are kidding?"

COMBATSYS: Malin focuses on her next action.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0            Malin

"I am NOT a- Well- SHUT UP!"

Choi Bounge rights himself up as he drops back down towards the girl. Who was MOCKING him. With a yoyo. Malin was getting a lot of time to watch the little man's next attack. Already the midget was sticking his leg out for a flying kick right for her head. It was pretty sad, though, that Malin was actually TALLER than the middle-aged man. "What are you with? Interpol? I though May Lee TALKED to them!" He spits as the heel of his shoes closed in on Malin...

COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Choi's Light Kick.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0            Malin

"Interpol? You think I'm with /those/ amateurs?"

The girl actually laughs as she ducks and twists underneath the flying kick, the girl seems pretty amused at the concept, shaking her head slightly, "Nope. Care to guess again?~"

Not, of course, that Malin is all that interested in giving Choi -time- to check again. Instead, the yoyo is sent hurtling out of her hand...

In a tricky feint! The real threat here is that Malin's hands have produced a pair of long tubes, which, quite suddenly, she's coming in hard and aiming to drive directly into Choi's sides. Should this connect, not only would she have smashed him in the chest with a pair of clubs... but they will, at the same time, discharge a truly terrifying amount of electricity directly into her unfortunate opponent. Not holding back at all, apparently!

She had to admit, Choi was a lot faster than she'd imagined he would be. But, she wasn't going to slow down just because of that. She was intent on bringing him in, and if that meant beating the heck out of him, well, she was prepared for that! Besides. That slash had -really- hurt. She was bleeding, and it was his fault!

COMBATSYS: Choi parries Malin's Electric Prod!

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Choi             0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0            Malin

Sailing over Malin, Choi lands on both feet and is already spinning around. Malin claims she part of something, but what? "Look, I'm with the KIM family! I mean, May Lee! Who is approved by the Kim family, got it, you twerp!" Choi catches sight of the clubs already produced. His momentum encouraging his spin, the midget swiftly just steps in.

As Malin's taser sticks come in, Choi snatches the girl by the wrists. As he continues to move in, he pushes the girl's arms upwards, letting them pass over him as he dropped himself almost directly underneath the girl.

Naturally, he looks up.

With a grin.

Choi continues to spin around, sticking his claws out. Malin might feel a sudden gust of wind blowing up as the little man begins whirling like a top. Should Malin -not- get out of the way fast enough, she might find 5 feet of spinning death shooting right up her miniskirt... and beyond. With wind energy coursing through his claws, the midget just shot up.

If only his wife could see him now.

COMBATSYS: Malin blocks Choi's Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan EX.

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Choi             0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0            Malin

Okay, so Malin -really- didn't see that one coming.

Suddenly, Choi is below her, and he's coming up! It's only reflex which saves her, as, god knows how, the girl whips the yoyo from it's position up ahead, swinging it back down by the finger she has it wrapped around, the toy wraps around her leg, and she pulls it tight. As Choi whirls up, he finds himself suddenly confronted by rigid steel wire. Not quite as innocent as it had first appeared, that trademark tool of hers. Of course. It's still giving, and although Malin is able to divert Choi, she isn't able to escape entirely unscathed, the little mans claws cutting a shallow mark across her shoulder.

Okay. This just got -annoying-.

Malin drops the yoyo entirely now, instead, as he goes up, she produces a long, curved blade from about her person. "Yeah right!" She shouts, angrily. "Tell it to the judge!"

And suddenly, she's rushing up to meet him. A powerful arching jump with the knife leading the way, she gives it her all, completely throwing herself into the strike. She's not usually a spiteful person, but, she was starting to get worn down! Those claws of his were /sharp/. It just didn't seem fair, if you asked her!

COMBATSYS: Choi blocks Malin's Ascending Suzume Bachi EX.

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Choi             0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0            Malin

Darn it. He didn't even tear her clothing to tatters!

Forgeting his wedding vows for a moment, the midget shoots up in the air, and begins to fall back down a short distance away from Malin. The problem was, of course, that Malin was lunging in. I mean REALLY lunging in. Choi barely touches the ground when the knife is on top of him. "Oh CRAP!" He excalims as he swings his claws up. He somewhat parries the attack in the boxing sense. Deflecting the blade, it tears down his arm, leaving a shallow wound from his wrist to his shoulder. Naturally, that hurt. BADLY.

But as Malin lands, Choi is diving through the air, claws first. "HOOOKOOOU!" He cries, spinning like a perfect pass from a football star. As Malin was recovering, he was trying to pounce on her... by drilling her. But he wasn't going for the torso, no. He was going for the legs this time, for reasons that weren't quite clear...

COMBATSYS: Malin dodges Choi's Houkou Tenkan.

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Choi             0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0            Malin

Malin grins as her knife finds Choi's skin. Well. She may not be that vindictive of a person, but she'd be lying if she said that it didn't feel good to pay the little man back in kind for the cuts she'd suffered. Of course, she's already starting to recover her guard when Choi comes in again. When he goes for the legs, though, her course of action is clear. Leaping into the air, she completes a graceful twist, and winds up turned to face the man again. Geez, this guy was getting too close for comfort!

She's got absolutely no intention of letting up on him just yet, though.

"You can make this easy on yourself, you know!"

The knife is tossed up into the air, and she snatches it out with her left hand, tucking it in a reverse grip to lay across her inner forearm, her other hand finds... a claw of her own! A glove which has been slipped on through the acrobatic display.

"If you come quietly, I'll put in a good word for you! Maybe even have my people pull some strings. If you don't mind helping us get Blubberboy, too."

Suddenly, she's coming forwards a second time. The blade slashes across, aiming to put a horizontal line across the cut she'd already made, as the girl twirls around, almost dancing, to strike out from behind with that claw of hers.

COMBATSYS: Choi interrupts Random Strike from Malin with Houkou Tenkan.

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Choi             0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1            Malin

Choi's scheme becomes very clear once he hits the ground. Passing underneath Malin, he strikes the ground in a short tumble. Once his feet rolls back on the ground, he springs again. Malin's dance is barely noticed by the midget, who was already diving right back for Malin claws first. The knife catches Choi in the side, raking his whirling frame painfully. But her claw never gets a chance to come to play.

Interrupting the attack, Choi just drives his claws into the abdomen of the little girl. He spins around, drilling into it. While he doesn't go deep in, it is like laying down on a garbage disposal. "The blood! The ectasy! KYEE HEE HEEE!" The little man cackles as he finally flips backwards. Rolling back on the ground, he stands there, a fresh wound on his torso, but a grin on his face. "And THAT'S for bring my buddy boy into this, you little snot!"


Malin really did not see -that- one coming, either. Fighting Choi was like wrestling with a blender! It was really starting to piss her off. Didn't he get the memo? Hitting her is not meant to be an option, here!

"Little...?" She repeats, angrily. "Look! I don't know what planet you are on, but I'm -taller- than you, you little freak!" She shouts, angrily. Any doubts that she might have had (not that she had any) about Choi are, likewise, laid to rest by the creepy little guys weird lust for, well, blood! That's just -creepy-.

Luckily, though, she's got distance on the man, and she was starting to get wise to those buzzing moves of his. Both hands reach behind her... and suddenly, she's swinging those yoyos back into play. Two of them spring out of her open palms at Choi, buzzing through the air... he may be forgiven for thinking that they are not really much of a threat.

Until blades spring out of the sides, turning them, effectively, into a pair of spinning, swirling buzzsaws. Cutting across as Malin herself does her best to get a... tactical assessment of the situation.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Malin's Onigumo.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1            Malin

Oh, she made the comment about the height. Choi's face turns flush again, and he spouts off a blast of rage. "WATCH IT, KID, YOU ARE TICKING ME OFF!" With a burst of agility, he charges back towards the girl. Unfortunately, she unleashes those Yoyos. He thinks about just enduring them. Then the blades come out. "HOLY CR-"

And promptly, the little man dives for the wall.

Digging his claws in, the little man leaps up the wall, almost crawling up it in short hops. While the projectile didn't slow his approach, the evasion did. Now it was time to compensate. Kicking off the wall, the little man dove back towards the girl with way too many hidden weapons. "Brat! Where are you keeping those things..." As he stuck out a claw to cut the little girl's chest as he passed by her, a thought popped into his mind. A devilish thought. Ignoring his wedding vows again, he speaks it out loud.

"... Maybe I should -find out-"

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Malin with Quick Strike.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1            Malin

Malin grits her teeth hard as the slash cuts across her stomach, drawing a thin line across her gut. The girl had been really hoping that she could avoid that, but the man is just too fast. "What the hell is -wrong- with you?" She asks, a whine creeping into her tone. "What, are you part frog or something? You crawl out of a lab somewhere filled with a need for jumping and panties?!"

She smirks, suddenly cartwheeling forwards, "As for where I keep my stuff!" She calls, mid-cartwheel...

"That's for me to know-"
Wait... did her shoe always have a knife blade sticking out of it?

"And you to worry about in jail!"

It's a pretty impressive move, really. As she aims to cartwheel herself over to Choi, flipping three times, before digging that blade into his back, and then... continuing to flip away. Really playing a game of keepaway with the mighty midget.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Malin's Light Kick.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1            Malin

Drawing blood once again, Choi was just dropping down the nickels and dimes, trying to wear down his opponent. Oh, and cause minor wardrobe malfunctions. Because that will solve his marital problems. As he swept by Malin, he lands on the ground. And once he senses Malin is on the move... he breaks into a roll.

Tumbling away, the midget applies even more distance between them as she fails to drop that knife into him. Finally, Choi perks upright. Staring down at the girl, he mulls about the warning. She really did want to put him in jail. And yet, her cryptic warning... something once again occurs to Choi. Focusing on the girl, he proceeds to check her over as he drawls out his dark, dirty thoughts. "Worry about in jail... so there is a magazine about it?"

Choi's grin tells exactly what kind of magazines he is talking about.

COMBATSYS: Choi focuses on his next action.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1            Malin

Malin just sort of stares blankly at Choi. If she understands what the hell he's talking about, she shows absolutely no comprehension of it. Did he just... hit on her? Or imply she was in porn? She was pretty sure it was an insult, but, her brain just refuses to process exactly what it was he'd said. For a few moments she just looks at him, and shakes her head slowly.

"You." She says, solemnly. "Are a very, very strange little man."

And that, it would seem, is that. Snapping her arm back, she winds up the pitch, and then simply hurls her yoyo forwards. The weapon packs a surprising amount of force behind it as it buzzes through the air, those nasty blades spinning with razor-sharp edges, fully intent on striking home in Choi's midsection, and then spinning and buzzing wildly up and down, chewing up as much as it can.

...And people wonder why Malin doesn't have any toy lines of her own.

COMBATSYS: Choi parries Malin's Short Onigumo!

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Choi             0/-------/=======|=======\=------\1            Malin

There was a very good reason why Malin was so disturbed by the situation. The fact she was being objectified by a man who was more than twice her age was mind-melting in itself. However, the conclusion of an insult was incorrectChoi is now running up the steel string of the Yoyo

There was a very good reason why Malin was so disturbed by the situation. The fact she was being objectified by a man who was more than twice her age was mind-melting in itself. However, the conclusion of an insult was incorrect. Choi wasn't implying that Malin was a porn star to tease her.

He did it as a compliment.

Once again, the girl unleashes that Yoyo right for the little man. This time, though, he was alert. As the blade comes whirring out, the midget slaps he claws down as he charges forward. The Yoyo hits the ground hard, digging into the cement of the sidewalk. With it fixed to a point, the midget had the tension he needed.

Choi is now running up the steel string of the Yoyo, charging right for the girl. With a final pounce, he leap from the wire with his legs spread apart. Should he catch the girl between his legs, he would promptly latch on to her abdomen. From there, he would just beginning stabbing her face, neck, and chest with his claws, attempting to rend her upper torso apart.

Cackling all the while.

COMBATSYS: Malin blocks Choi's Zujou Sashi EX.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|=======\===----\1            Malin

Malin blinks. Was he... was he /running up her yoyo/?

The audacity!

The first order of business is, obviously, to drop the yoyo. The trouble is, Choi is /fast/. Luckily, Malin isn't too slouchy on her feet either. He comes in, and she's turning. In slow motion, you can imaging Choi latching on like some horrific infant, all slashing, stabbing claws. Malin, somehow, manages to free herself, diving in a desperate roll to get out of the way of that terrifying slashing. She was really starting to feel the fear. No matter what she tried with this guy, it was like he saw it coming!

And he'd -hurt- her. And said... /weird/ things. She wouldn't be surprised if he was enjoying this whole thing far too much!

Which is why when he hits the ground, Malin is rolling up again. A very small knife in her hand, she aims to just stab him in the back, an annoyance to be sure, and already, she's reaching up behind her back.... /obviously/ planning something.

COMBATSYS: Choi blocks Malin's Weapon Jab.

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Choi             1/------=/=======|=======\===----\1            Malin

The trouble was that not only was Choi small, he was naturally quick. His agility was what he was all about. Of course, Malin is no slouch either. The agility she scrambles from underneath was like... well, almost every other girl he had known. Except his wife. Oh, his wife. For a moment, Choi is distracted.

Of course, before he can even think about those curves, Malin is behind him. Choi turns, ready to deflect. Of course, instead of a backstab, Malin gets only another grazing blow. She may have a plan, but so did Choi. "How dare you ruin my wonderful thoughts about how wonderful my wife his! You hussy!" The midget continues to turn, telegraphing the very attack that Malin might remember from before. The only major difference at first was that sudden vacuum. Great tendrils of chi energy was being drawn into the whirling Korean, bringing a steady gust of wind. The whirling Choi suddenly turns into a whirlwind, with the little man in the heart of the storm. And then, with a tug, the Choinado attempts to suck Malin in, and hurl her around like a rag doll.

Better get that plan off the ground, Malin.

COMBATSYS: Malin interrupts Shin! Tatsumaki Shinkuu Zan from Choi with Tsuzuchi.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|=======\=====--\1            Malin


It's a lot like that. Malin decides to follow through with her cunning plan. Even though Choi had turned aside the brunt of her slash, her free hand has already started to produce what can only be described as a /huge/ mallet from behind her back. If he'd been surprised by the other stuff she'd thrown around this fight, just where she managed to bring out a huge hammer would probably keep Choi awake at nights.

... oh god lets not think about that ...

"Shut up about your wife!" The girl shouts, both hands gripping the mallet as the whirlwind whips up all around her.


With a sudden, titanic effort, even as she is sucked in and the chi tears at her, Malin's entire body pivots, and the massive hammer is brought around with as much force as she can possibly muster. Hammering the poor Korean to the dirt with a shocking amount of force. Malin, of course, is breathing much harder at this point. She'd really given it her all, and she didn't know how much more she could dish out. This creepy little freak was proving to be disturbingly tough!

Common knowledge gave credit to the theory that perverts were weak against mallets. Especially giant mallets. After all, anime showed that girls always unleashed the giant mallets on the perverts while they were licking their panties or spying on them bathing and the like.

When Malin unleashes the hammer upon the skull of Choi, it seems pretty clear that the midget should be out. The whirlwind stops cold. His head was spiked in the dirt... that was under the concrete of the sidewalk. With a small pool of blood, just like anime.

But wait.

Didn't the perverts always recover from those attacks?

Oh crap.

Choi suddenly flips over, freeing himself from the crater where his head was. As Malin was regaining her composure, he was charging, lunging with those claws. Palms open wide, tongue hanging out, and hat completely gone, he was almost on her, and with the agility of a vole...

COMBATSYS: Malin fails to interrupt Quick Throw from Choi with Suzume Bachi.

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Choi             0/-------/-======|==-----\-------\0            Malin

COMBATSYS: Malin can no longer fight.

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.... And gropes her breasts.

Malin suddenly recalls the Law of Perverts, stating that, no matter how hard you hammered them, they'd try one last thing no matter what. Which is why she does her very, very best to drop the hammer and go for her trusty knife again.

Then suddenly she has a Choi on her.

For a moment, she just sort of stares down at the Choi on her, and the knife clatters to the floor. Malin turns a -very- interesting shade of red. It's a horrible tableau of girl and creepy little troll.

And then, with a sudden /SHRIEK/ she shoves the man off her, and, even before his backside has hit the ground, she's run off into the distance. Already disappearing over the horizon, and leaving nothing but a *ting*.

H-How /COULD/ he?!

And like that, Choi is alone.

B cups. A standard JC Penny's sports bra, 1995. WAY too old for her, likely a thrift store buy. He wasn't sure, but there was a 35% chance she had a piercing. Or maybe that was just a skittle. Sitting there with a very relaxed look on his face, he just sighed. Ah. L'Amour. How he loved the little ones. Though, there was something about that girl that he just hated. There was just a strange vibe that she would go and re-

The theme song to Kamen Rider Faiz rattled from the depths of Choi's hat. The little man shuffles over to his fallen hat, and lifts it up. Pulling the cellphone from the lace panties woven into his hat, he pushes the talk button. And then, a wave of squawking is unleashed. Choi nervously stares at the phone, and begins to stutter a response. "H-h-honey! Cuddle muffin! No, that wasn't May Lee! I mean- What do you mean you are on the plane? No, I didn't know you could smuggle those on board- WHAT?!?!"

Choi begins sweating profusely

Log created on 15:03:00 05/24/2009 by Malin, and last modified on 01:40:53 05/26/2009.