Neo League 851 - #851: Adon vs Chang

Description: For this Neo-League battle, local food devourer Chang takes on local jerkass and League leader Adon in a fight for one thing, and one thing alone: Points. Watch in a short match as both throw themselves at each other like Sakura at a Ryu Cosplayer! (Winner: Adon)

Despite the chaos in Southtown, Neo League is still functioning near the city. The justification being, of course, that most of the world's fighters are in Southtown - so Neo League wants a piece.

On the roof of a ten story apartment complex, Chang stands in a ring of people and cameras, sitting on his iron ball. He's eating a piece of fried chicken, specifically a drum, and is enjoying himself as he eats the greasy treat. He waits for his opponent, the league champion, with no trepidation. He's far too dumb for such a thing.

COMBATSYS: Chang has started a fight here.

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Chang            0/-------/-------|

The Emperor of Muay Thai was deep in thought.

This was not in part for the benefit of Chang. No. He was actually somewhat suprised that someone would approach HIM in the city for a fight. Perhaps, due to his overall greatness, he had set a trend. Ignore the minor gangland fighting between some of the greatest factions in the world. Just punch each other in the face. Though, in that manner, fighting on the outskirts was likely for the safety of the minor crowd. Still, it was something that Adon could claim credit for starting, especially if it provides him with even greater fame.

No, what Adon was thinking about was his successful run. He was in fact the league champion. He had remained so. And now, he was a giant for men to topple. Like Sagat, but insurmountably better because he was Adon. The Emperor erupted from the door leading to the roof, a grin locked on his face. He was locked on to the massive man known as Chang. He did not know Chang well, and with his posse scattered into the winds, he had little reference to work off of. All he knew what that the man was huge, he had a giant iron ball, and he was eating chicken. CHICKEN! The amusement that overwhelmed the Emperor's face was not at all held back. Immediately, he howls, grinning at Chang as he marched into the circle. "PLEASE! Stuff your FACE! For I, the EMPEROR of MUAY THAI, tolerate your GIRTH and REPULSIVE NATURE if only that your FALL will PROVIDE I, the EMPEROR of MUAY THAI, GREAT ENJOYMENT!"

And to that, Adon tilts his head back in a squeal of high-pitched cackling. "KEE HAA HAA HEE HEE JAAAAAAAGGAAAAAH!"

COMBATSYS: Adon has joined the fight here.

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Adon             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0            Chang

Chang chews chicken, blinking stupidly as Adon bursts through the door. He squints as he gets called fat, then laughed at. He tosses his drumstick away, the gnawed meat and skin landing in a child's ice cream cone. He stands up and hefts his ball up, pointing at Adon. "YOU are gonna DIE, insect! I'm gonna smush you!" He begins running at Adon, holding his ball before him. He jumps forward, rolling right at Adon with his impressive girth.

COMBATSYS: Chang successfully hits Adon with Hiki Nige.

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Adon             0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0            Chang


Adon watches as Chang rise up, dropping from his cackling just to see the overwhelming mass of the man. From that moment, he registers just how big of an opponent he was dealing with. And in that, when the greasy Korean comes piling in, Adon simply attempts to effortlessly block it.

Needly to say, iron and mass beats Jaggas and Jagga.

"GWAAAH!" The Emperor of Muay Thai howls from beneath the man, struggling from underneath him. "You OAF! Don't you KNOW who I AM!?" With a growl, he attempts to grab the larger man, and simply smash his knee right into the... what ever squishy blob that was there. If successful, he would promtptly hurl... or push... the meaty man off his torso.

COMBATSYS: Chang endures Adon's Jaguar Slam.

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Adon             0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0            Chang

Chang gets nailed in the gut by the knee, before being hurled off of Adon. He hits his back and rolls onto his side, blinking dumbly. He stands up, dusting himself off. "Ow, you hit /hard/! But I hit hard too!" He swings his ball up and around, bringing it down on Adon at a diagonal angle. "Har har har, I'm gonna squash ya!"

COMBATSYS: Adon endures Chang's Crushing Strike.

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Adon             0/-------/-======|=======\-------\0            Chang

Unforutunately for Chang, Adon is already on the move the moment the hulking ogre of a man is off him. Smelling much like chicken and sweat, the Emperor was leaping through the air just as the man was bringing down the massive ball. His body tensed up, turning into like marble. While marble was no challenge for someone like Chang, the Emperor had other plans. Immediately, he snapped his arms out, barely getting a grip on the shoulder of the large man as the ball smashed into his ribs.


Adon bit back the pain and power as he just focused on turning himself over and around the bigger man. Throwing his weight behind him, he attempted to exploit that grip he had, and simply hurl him back behind him and right into the ground below, face first...

Right towards the camera men.

COMBATSYS: Chang endures Adon's Jaguar Throw.

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Adon             0/-------/=======|=======\======-\1            Chang

Chang crashes into the camera man, the poor git screaming as he falls over. The camera crunches beneath Chang's girth. He lays on his face for a few moments, recovering his thoughts, before surging to his feet. "Ugh...I think something is dripping inside me...Uh oh!" He then charges at Adon, attempting to drill him against the roof ledge and possibly even knock him off the roof.

COMBATSYS: Adon parries Chang's Reckless Run!

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Adon             1/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0            Chang

The brief moment of time that Adon gained through hurling Chang was worth it's weight in gold. He stepped back, his arms crossed, his eyes burning. And to that, he cackled. He cackled despite the horrible pain that was ramming in his chest with every squawk. "KYEE HAA HAA! Give it UP, LARGE ONE! You cannot COMPETE with the POWER of MUAY THAI!" And as if just to challenge him, Chang just charged forward

To smash him right off the roof.

The Emperor allows him to come. He just stands there, he arms slowly uncrossing. He was taking in each movement with careful precision, reading the giant jello of a man shaking his body is if it was one giant Kelis, shaking his milkshake of a body. And as all the boys in the yard stood in the circle, the Emperor just lowers himself down. And as the rumble of the buffalo comes piling in...

Adon leaps over him.

Not all the way over him, mind you. Adon had something more insidious in mind. Already, his arms were upon the shoulders of the larger man again. Again, he would hurl him, but with much less leverage, much less power. Instead, he would simply bring the man to the ground. And with a single, subtle gesture, he would flip the massive man over his own head...

And crater him through the apartment roof.

COMBATSYS: Chang Toughs Out Adon's Jaguar Carry EX!

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Adon             1/------=/=======|=======\-------\0            Chang

Chang gets lifted up by Adon's supreme strength, before being sent crashing down through the apartment's roof. He explodes from the ceiling in the apartment below, a little old lady screeching as Chang falls face first into her television. She bats at him with her cane, bashing him around the head to add insult to injury. He jumps out of hole and onto Adon, sending his ball flying out...And sailing over the edge of the roof, falling into a dumpster below.

COMBATSYS: Chang can no longer fight.

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Adon             1/------=/=======|

COMBATSYS: Adon endures Chang's Iron Ball Smash.

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Adon             1/-======/=======|

The moment Adon hurls the massive man through the ceiling, he knew he won. He heard the smash, he knew he won. But then, he saw the ball rising up. A normal man would have dodged it. Adon could have easily dodged it, or even block it. But no. He didn't even tense up. He just stuck out his chin, and let Chang hit it. He let it smash right into him, not even bowling him over.

The Emperor of Muay Thai just endured the attack.

And with that, he stood there, his jaw effectively broken in a compounded fracture. But Adon didn't care. He just spread his arms wide as the crowd rushed towards the edge of the building, to see whether or not Chang was alive after such a fall.


COMBATSYS: Adon has ended the fight here.

Log created on 15:15:06 05/01/2009 by Adon, and last modified on 20:08:14 05/01/2009.