Neo League 826 - #850: Angel vs Naerose

Description: NaeoLeague. Naerose and Angel go head to head, but can this possibly go well for her? And which her could it go badly for? They say even being around Naerose is punishment enough. (Winner: Angel)

Someone needed cash. Sometimes fights were the best way to get that, despite not liking to get hit. Still Naerose was broke and hungry, which was actually her normal state and anything but broke and hungry would probably raise quite a few eyebrows and with good reason. That aside, she had no agent and had to call the NL group herself. They dreaded this call. Last two seasons Naerose had gotten so close to victory she could taste it, but somehow managed to fall off the charts entirely this third season, as though the threat of actually succeeding at something managed to turn Naerose into a compelte lazy bum. That or she already was one.

The camera and crew had to draw lots for this fight, they knew that the moment they arrived, sectioned off an area and set off that someone would draw all over their signs with red crayon, announcing that this would be the 'Naeo League'. Naerose does not disapoint. Now sucking down a juicebox she totally relaxes under the shade of a tree, thinking this is already a job well done.

In Angel's case, uhh, she just sort of called because she was bored? She already has plenty of money, even if she doesn't exactly dress like she's high society. And oh, even though this is like, her first time actually asking the league for a fight since joining, she's got plenty charisma enough to persuade them to hook her up with someone appropriately awesome! Yeah, there's no doubt in her mind.
In fact, the pantless cowgirl is so sure of herself that she arrives a few minutes late, not seeming to be in any great hurry, whistling as she bops along with her thumbs stuck down into the waistband of her chaps on both sides. "Hey, are you guys all ready an' stuff? Where's this girl I'm s'posed to--" Oh, surely it can't be this chick over here with the sign, can it???

More on the chick with the sign, she's dressed in red, has shades on, a witches hat, all red.. a broomstick? This is clearly an eccentric character, but to answer Angel, one of the crew gives a very dry nod and sighs a bit. No one wanted to be on duty during Naerose. She had a bad habit of messing things up .. like a lot. That was no fun for anyone involved. Noticing angel for the first time and not thinkign they'd met before, Naerose waves to her with a biiig grin and totally is like, "HIII." Hopefully she isn't here to fight, but then, maybe she would be an easy opponent.

Well, at least the dude responded, saving Angel the trouble of having to ask Naerose directly. That'd be lame. As things are though, she just ends up giving a slow wave and calling back, "Hey? You should probably stand up if you really wanna do this thing. We're live on television, y'know!" And it's not just her that wants to get things moving. The signal for the official start of the match already came!
So the upbeat Mexican with the white hair drops into a fighting stance which, probably no one recognizes since she made it up herself, which probably lends to the idea that she may in fact be an 'easy opponent'. Are you into judging books by covers, though?

COMBATSYS: Angel has started a fight here.

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Angel            0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Naerose has joined the fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0            Angel

Too bad, Naerose was really enjoying taking a break. Using her broom she gets to her feet quickly, yawns, adjusts her shades, her hat and then streeetches. "Hi yeah, right so umm, okay." The red witch states and then stares at Angel for a moment or two. She really has no idea what to expect. "Are you planning on like starting this thing?" Because otherwise she'll have to walk over there and it's clear the witch is planning on being lazy. Then again, she should probably stop wasting time and get into the program. "Or, I dunno, maybe I should start it." She scratches her jaw as laziness turns into incredibly indecisiveness. "I dunno, what do you think?" The woman in red asks the cowgirl.

Angel gives Naerose this flat look, and then shrugs before kinda ducking down and looking like she's about ready to charge at her or something. But the next time anyone sees her move, she just becomes a blur, moving so fast that it's almost as if she disappears for a split second and appears on the ground underneath the witch, tangling her legs up with her own and doing some kind of odd breakdance twist that puts pressure on her ankles and sends her flying if she's not quick enough to do something about it. "Jyan~"

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Angel's Red Sky of Japonesia.

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Naerose          0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0            Angel

Well .. being sent flying isn't so bad a thing for a witch. She totally techs out of it and manages to get her feet back before hitting the ground, instead of being thrown all painful like, still the intial twist kind of hurts, so you win some you lose some. Now what to do about this problem Angel though. Naerose frowns a bit and seems to consider.

"Hey that was a niec move.." The witch starts.

" But can you deal with this?" And to demonstrate what she is asking Angel about (because it would be awfully weird to ask if you could deal with something without dealing something, she sends what can only be described as a wild swing of her broom, using the fluffy side toward Angel's neck. Did she do that on purpose? "Aww dang! I totally screwed it up," Naerose complains, then adds, "Let me try again?" No, no takebacks.

COMBATSYS: Angel blocks Naerose's Random Strike.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0            Angel

Angel may not look it, but she's a trained assassin. Some of her training happened to include trick weapons, like say for instance, a broom with a spear in it, and how the crap do you deal with something like that. Thankfully the sweepy part of Naerose's broom doesn't turn out to be like that, but the Mexican girl still treats it like it does until she's confirmed that end is pretty much harmless. However, she does get some bristles and stuff in her mouth and that kind of sucks.
"Pbth, gross! Tell me you've never used this thing for actual sweeping.." And no, doesn't look like there's gonna be a second chance so soon. Angel's already throwing out a swift kick to try and get by the broom and knock the wind out of the girl in the shades.

COMBATSYS: Angel successfully hits Naerose with Medium Kick.

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Naerose          0/-------/---====|==-----\-------\0            Angel

"Actualy sweeping?" Naerose exclaims, then gets kicked, which is good, because it allows her a moment to really be like, wow, you can't actually think that , could you? Naerose is pretty certain she doesn't know what to think with Angel, yet. So after getting sent back with a loud oof. Actually wait, that really hurt. Come to think of it, that packed a ton of punch. Naerose wrinkles her nose and takes another moment to recover.

"You don't think I actually want to do that kind of work do you?!" exclaims the woman in red and holds her palm out, "En Criento!" - Gibberish she cries. But to greet her gibberish comes a white explosion of energy out of her hand aimed at Angel. No range, but it didn't need range, they were close enough.

COMBATSYS: Angel fails to interrupt End Creation from Naerose with Reppun Kamui.

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Naerose          0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0            Angel

Angel squints and tilts her head a bit to look up at the sky for a moment. "Mm, nah. I guess not. You seem pretty lazy t' me." she replies, in the midst of bringing her leg down and dropping back into her former ready stance. Only like, she's more ready for another whack from the broom or something physical than some kind of explosion.
Surprised as she is, though, the cowgirl tries to deal with it by stomping her foot and summoning a mostly-invisible aura of chi meant to at least partially protect her and maybe knock Naerose down as well if she could get her fist close enough, but it doesn't work out for her. Angel is the only one blown back. "Uwa!" It takes her a few seconds to climb back to her feet.

Well, Naerose wasn't going to let an opperunity go to waste. Rushing over to the fallen Angel, heh, Naerose waits for Angel to get up. She waits and waits and well, maybe Angel won't get up what if she just tries to sweep her? Naerose decides to play it safe and tries to reach down and pull Angel up and then shove her over the handle of her broom, meant to trip Angel and cause her to just fall down again. Clearly Naerose doesn't intend to give her opponent any hope at all of getting up without getting thrown back down.

"Hey, I'm not lazy!" Protests Naerose, "Cause I'm totally a witch!" She even blows a kiss to the air with the last part, because being a witch is apparently totally awesome.

COMBATSYS: Angel just-defends Naerose's Quick Throw!

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Naerose          0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0            Angel

Oh, how nice of her. Naerose probably ends up being a little more helpful than she intends, though. Angel turns out to be really light on her feet, and from the way things turn out one might even suspect she was waiting for the Red Witch to come close and pull her around like that. But she totally blocks the end of the broom with one gloved hand at just the right instant and uses it to push herself away before she can be sent back to the floor.
"Ahh, thanks~ So anyways that was magic or somethin'? Can you pull stuff outta your hat too?" Not that, she's gonna wait around for an answer. It's kinda just banter, or maybe some light teasing. It isn't gonna keep her from leaning forward and extending her leg again to try and kick Naerose on one side, then snap her foot back to try and catch the other side with the heel. Oh and, if she wanted to be goofy and call out the names of her attacks like a lot of other people, you'd probably just end up getting confused. Because this one is called Senseless Fists, and no fists are ever involved unless she just forgets how it goes herself.

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Angel's Senseless Fists.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0            Angel

"Pull stuff out of my hat?" Naerose asks, but she is distracted, by what? Well Angel is trying to kick her and in order to not get kicked, Naerose does a combination of stuff like blocking off her broom and shifting so the kicks go off other places not intended initially, making it hurt less. all the same she is slowly pushed back from it. Angel really was laying the hurt down right now.

"I mean I can," Naerose states, after the kicking stops, "But it isn't really witchy you know? Cause I put stuff into my hat too." She explains, seeing as she also lacks pockets on her dress, "So well, here, meet Sylvester!" And with that Naerose pulls her hat off and tugs out of it a small bunny that was apparently inside the hat all along. Crazy! It's even alive the thought of being free? Probably makes the bunny happy. Anyway, Naerose throws the poor, abused bunny at Angel.

COMBATSYS: Angel blocks Naerose's Thrown Weapon.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0            Angel

Oh hey, that's exactly the magic trick Angel was thinking of when she made her teasing remark. Because, well, obvious. But she didn't ask to have it thrown at her, and she wouldn't have even if she was being serious at the time!
"Ah..? Hey! Don't throw live animals at me! That's just mean!" the fighting cowgirl pouts, half-catching it and half not, having to drop down to her knees rather unceremoniously to set it down on the grass. And you know, of course the thing is gonna run away as soon as Angel makes any kind of sudden movements. Like uh, what she's trying to do right now, stomping her foot down before launching herself forward into a twisting uppercut, then bringing her knee up to try and smash 'Rose under the chin with it, and ultimately reaching out to try and latch on so she can hop up and kick off of the witch's chest and send her skidding far away!

COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to interrupt Lost Homeland from Angel with Sagitta Major.

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Naerose          1/-----==/=======|=======\-------\0            Angel

"Wait what?" Asks Naerose as Angel starts coming at her like she's going to well, hit her. This is a bit of a problem because Naerose gets hit while trying to react, summoning a huge icicle over her head, shaped like a javalein then pointing at Angel to have it go and hit her, except she's uppercutted before she can direct the icicle so instead it falls on her head and breaks in half before the attack finishes and the final result is that Naerose is sitting on her backside with a pair of @ @ eyes. "Woah.. whsosh sorry aobu that." she manages after a few tries.

Well, at least Angel gets to see a little more of that magic. Without it doing anything to hurt her this time. However, seeing the icicle fall on Naerose, that does sort of look like it would have. "Y- uhh... You gonna be okay there, chica? You look kinna' dizzy!" the friendly neighborhood NESTS agent asks, grinning and rubbing at the back of her head with one hand. She's not gonna help the witch up, but she doesn't feel like kicking her while she's down, either.

COMBATSYS: Angel takes no action.

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Naerose          1/-----==/=======|=======\-------\0            Angel

How Nice. Naerose eventually does get up and frowns at the ground, "It hit me really hard," she says, pointing at said ground and then decides to resume the fight. She attacks once again, this time Naerose uses her broom to project herself toward Angel, like a rocket through the air, Naerose, without much warning decides her next attack is to make a ballistic path at Angel and ram her on the way down.

"Hey, you said you wanted to see witch stuff right? This is so totally witch." Naerose exclaims. She can't pull another rabbit out of her hat, she only keeps one Sylvester at a time (and she'll have to go buy another now too.)

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Angel with Delphine Charge.

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Naerose          1/---====/=======|=======\==-----\1            Angel

Oh man, Angel is so not ready for something like this. She still not entirely shit what kind of stuff Naerose is really capable of, besides chi-splosions and making big icicles. Rocket broom did not occur to her before now. If she *had* known about it, and how fast it could be, she'd have tried to dive out of the way sooner. But by the time she starts to turn and do that, she's already been slammed into. This drops her pretty quick, because like, she got the wind knocked out of her. "Ugn..!"
Soon as she kicks back up to her feet, though, Angel goes after the witch with another one of those twisting uppercuts, and follows it up with three quick rising palm strikes, intent on juggling her several times before letting her fall after that first punch sends her skyward. "Haa..! That was crazy!"

COMBATSYS: Angel successfully hits Naerose with Bye Bye Rogue.

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Naerose          1/=======/=======|=======\==-----\1            Angel

Naerose was quickly learning that Angel had a massive lot of punchy going on in there. Everytime she got hit, it was like, massive punchy pain and Naerose dind't like massive punchy pain. Not at all. She had to device a plan, something to give herself distance. Besides, she's starting to look really tired from all of that. Though after the involuntary screaming, Naerose is force d to comment, "Hey, ugh, isn't that cool though? Och, I mean, how many people, yoy! do you know who can do that?" Naerose is so cool, she thinks to herrself and tries to hop farter away from Angel. "Sagitta Minor!" she exclaims and flings a flurry of little ice darts, like the big one that hit her on the head, only not big, and lots of them, at Angel. She also says, "Sagitta Minor!"

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Angel with Sagitta Minor.
Glancing Blow

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Naerose          2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=======\===----\1            Angel

Angel can't help but laugh a bit at the intermittent little sounds Naerose makes while being punched. Because well, one of those sounded kind of Scottish or something and she's pretty sure the witch isn't from Scotland. "Haha, no I totally don't! But-- whoa, I'm gettin' outta here!"
And... for anyone not watching really really closely, it looks like she got away cleanly, blurring out and going right through that barrage of icicles and the witch herself to appear on the other side! Only, if you're able to count the number of icicles, some of them are no longer present where the rest continue to the spot where the speedy Mexican was standing previously. That's cuz they're sticking into Angel like darts. "Umm.. ouch." It doesn't really hurt that bad, and since they're cold it keeps her from bleeding overmuch. So she's still in pretty good shape! Just... kinda shivery. It's nothin' that's gonna keep her from throwing more punches! Especially not after she gets herself all psyched up and goes charging in like a bull, passing out strong right hooks like she's gone absolutely nuts! And if she connects with enough of them, she's gonna reach her hand back one last time, spit on it, and then deliver the final punch with lots of extra heat on it, leaning forward way far to put as much weight as she can behind the fist! "Pyow!"

COMBATSYS: Angel successfully hits Naerose with Blue Monday Parade.
- CRAZY Hit! -

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Naerose          2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=------\-------\0            Angel

Despite all that has happened, Naerose just can't get out of the way. No wait, that isn't DESPITE all that happened, it is IN SPITE of all that has happened. And she is quickly reminded the true meaning of pants. Not pain, pants, because Angel doesn't wear any, actually neither does Naerose, but the witch at least wears a dress, she's not entirely sure what Angel is wearing, but that is more than plenty for her to wonder on while taking a nice little nap. The collapse happens almost instantly, like a falling tree, because she's really really getting *yawn* sleepy.

"I'll show you more witch stuff later," Naerose says after takign the final punch and just curls up. *Snore*

COMBATSYS: Naerose takes no action.

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COMBATSYS: Naerose can no longer fight.

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Angel            0/-------/------=|

Angel stops cold at that point, and sort of looks down at her fist. Did it knock the witch out, or just magically put her to sleep somehow? They're... kind of the same thing in a way, but, that still seemed really weird for some reason. And then the unenthusiastic guy from before chimes in and is all like "And the winner is: ANHEL!" To which the Mexican cowgirl is like "Uh, 'kay." And then every body clears out super fast and goes home.

COMBATSYS: Angel has ended the fight here.

Log created on 14:07:05 04/13/2009 by Naerose, and last modified on 21:46:06 04/25/2009.