Neo League 826 - #834: Adon vs Spider

Description: With the Neo-League heating up, a new fight breaks out. The location? Mount Rushmore. The fighters? Israeli Hitman 'The Spider' and Emperor of Muay Thai, Adon. A short, brutal fight where a certain Emperor makes a complete jackass of himself. <Winner: Adon>

Cameras are set up on top of Mt. Rushmore, a distant crowd watching the top of the monument. It appears today's Neo League event is particularly dangerous - it wouldn't take much to be sent flying off the mountain. Adon's opponent, Ari 'The Spider' Abraham, is atop the mountain, right near George Washington. He smokes a high tar Israeli cigarette, a pair of mirrored aviator shades over his eyes. He awaits his opponent, silently focusing.

COMBATSYS: Spider has started a fight here.

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Spider           0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Adon has joined the fight here.

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Spider           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Adon

Mount Rushmore. Adon considered that they couldn't have rushed anymore; it can't possibly look any more terrible than it was. The Emperor of Muay Thai was fashionably late. He had many reasons to be so, but there were two primary ones. Apparently, there were a few young women who were eager to earn a lesson in Muay Thai. While Adon preferred the administrative roles of his position, he couldn't help but instruct them in the ways of Thailand's martial art. The second, of course, was after all that fine Californian champagne, he had to relieve himself.

Having roused himself awake late for the match, he quickly threw the girls out from his bed and to the hallway. Hailing his personal chauffeur hired from the hotel, he was rushed over to the mountain. And while he made it to the top, the wine caught up with him. So, as nature calls, the Emperor of Muay Thai has no choice but to obey.

Adon steps away from the far side of Washington's head, properly relieved upon the head of the USA's first president. Marching vigorously, he gazed at the mirror-eyed man. The Spider. He had some scant information about him. Did convert operations for Rugal. Fairly dangerous, at least to the plebs. But to the Emperor of Muay Thai? "The Emperor will SEE what kind of FIGHTER you are." The Jaguar blurts out as he stepped into the ring. Jaw drawn up into a grin, he twists his nose up at the Assassin. Staring at the cigarette, he seems to barely contain a mirthful squeal of laughter. "But a SMOKER? Don't you know smoking is TERRIBLE for your HEALTH?"

"So is being an asshole to me," the Spider replies, flicking his cigarette away. It bounces across the cliff face, slowly falling end over end as it tumbles to the distant ground. The Spider knows this will be a challenging match - the Emperor of Muay Thai. Of course, at least he's not fighting Sagat. Just the pretender to the throne. "Let's do this," the Spider hisses, raising his guard and moving into fighting position.

Adon just grins even wider in reaction to the caustic snapback at him. As far as pretenders go, Adon was actually quite competent. The Emperor of Muay Thai had to contend with two crowds of people. Those who took him as his title bore, and those who knew the story of Sagat. Adon has spent years warping the nature of being the God of Muay Thai... and the Emperor. Those who were even the slightest bit savvy about the international fighting scene knew that Adon was far from being of the skill level of Sagat. Spider's line of thought was very common. Adon was not as bad as Sagat.

But never underestimate a master of Muay Thai.

"KEE HEE HEE HEEEEEHAAW HAW HAW!!!" The Emperor of Muay Thai squealed, unable to contain his mirthful laughter. Howling, he wipes his face as the judge moves into place. "The EMPEROR of MUAY THAI likes you, SPIDER. You have a SENSE of HUMOR. You are VEEEEEEEERY FUNNY." Still sneering at The Spider, the judge raises a flag between the two warriors. As Adon draws his arms up into a fighting stance, he finishes his short speech. "I, ADON, the EMPEROR of MUAY THAI, only HOPE that your technique can provide as MUCH amusement."

As the judge drops the flag, Adon launches through the air. With a leap worthy of any jungle cat, he draws his arms inward as he leads with his knee. As he closes in on the Israeli assassin, he snaps both of his arms forward into a pair of punches. Apparently, he was intending to not only drive his knee into Spider, he was going to strike him with both of his fists in a powerful single impact.

COMBATSYS: Adon successfully hits Spider with Fierce Punch.
- Power hit! -

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Spider           1/------=/=======|=------\-------\0             Adon

The Spider blocks the knee with his hands, leaving his head open for the punches. He's struck twice in the face, his shades breaking and flying apart, as the Spider stumbles backwards. He lurches to the side as he struggles to keep his arms up, aiming to grab Adon and slam his forehead into Adon's face

COMBATSYS: Adon endures Spider's Mark of the Anointed.

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Spider           1/-----==/=======|==-----\-------\0             Adon

For a very brief time after Spider takes those shots to the noggin, Ryuhaku Todoh can be seen trying to move a garden hose somewhere across the top of Mt. Rushmore, casting a shifty glance back at the camera.

As the knee is caught, Adon takes a moment to mentally compliment the agility of his opponent. Unfortunately, it seemed he misunderstood Muay Thai. Sagat, unlike the Jaguar, tended towards single, powerful strikes. Sagat was a terrible poster child of Muay Thai, as Adon thought. He was a mongrel, a mad wolf raging across the world. So as Spider handles the knee, Adon brings his two powerful arms upon the face of the Spider.

Grinning broadly, he just begins cackling again. "HAA HAA HEEEEEE! You are so FUNNY, SPIDER. You are just like Adam Sandler!" Dropping off the man, Adon doesn't even move to evade Spider's outreaching arms, or even to block it. Instead, he walks into his arms, and lets him smash his forehead into Adon's face. A small splash of blood erupts from his lips as the grin remains. Still chuckling, Adon moves to bring his own arms around The Spider's torso. "Oh, but I guess the movie was wrong." Adon begins, hissing as he attempted to get a grip.

"You DO mess with the Zohan."

If the Emperor of Muay Thai manages to keep the clinch in, he would simply smash his knee into the Spider's groin, tearing it upwards in order to introduce him to what it means to have the Jaguar in a clinch. After which, he would simply hurl him away... and towards the cliff.

COMBATSYS: Spider fails to counter Jaguar Slam from Adon with Star of Zion.
~ Cruel hit! ~

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Spider           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=====--\-------\0             Adon

The Spider emits a loud grunt as he's kneed in the groin, popping up into Adon's arms. He's tossed away, bouncing across the ground and flying over the edge. He catches himself with a hand, silently dangling over the edge. His body trembles, as he begins pulling himself up.

The Spider emits a loud grunt as he's kneed in the groin, popping up into Adon's arms. He's tossed away, bouncing across the ground and flying over the edge. He catches himself with a hand, silently dangling over the edge. His body trembles, as he begins pulling himself up.

Adon just stands there, smug as ever. After smashing Spider right in his Gaza Strip, he simply hurled him away to his doom. As far as Adon was concerned, he had won. The judge Was already rushing to the cliff, trying to see whether or not Adon was successful in what could have been considered murder.

... No, Adon would not be a murderer today.

Adon was a bit irate that Spider somehow survived his brief but brutal assault. Glancing over at the judge that was backing away from the rising Spider, he just let loose another high pitched cackle. "SO FUNNY. Like Zohan, you are SO FUNNY." And with that, Adon eased himself towards the ground. Lying on his side, he waited in repose for the returning agent of Rugal. "Come on, give me another one liner. I LOVE your jokes." Resting, he propped his head on one of his arms, smiling like a Jaguar. Eyes twinkling, he sent out his challenge to Spider. "Come on, PLEASE. Give the EMPEROR of MUAY THAI another one of your JOKES."

COMBATSYS: Adon drops his guard to recover.

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Spider           1/=======/=======|=====--\-------\0             Adon

The Spider rises to his feet, stalking towards Adon. "I'm not the motherf***ing Zohan," he hisses, quite irritated by Adon's scorn - that, and Adon's ability to kick the crap out of him. He dashes towards Adon, attempting to jump on him and get him in a reverse headlock. Should he successfully grab Adon in the headlock, he follows up with a strike to the spine with his hand.

COMBATSYS: Adon endures Spider's Masechet.

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Spider           0/-------/----===|=======\-------\0             Adon

Adon, again, simply lies there. In front of the entire audience, in his own smug manner, he allows The Spider to grab him. Rolling his eyes, his body tenses up as the assassin puts him in a headlock. The brutal nature of Krav Maga comes to a head as his body is twisted and warp, handled with the brutal power expected of the martial art. And with his body still warped and twisted, he receives a single, powerful strike into his spine. As he remained in the man's grip, however, the Emperor of Muay Thai does the ultimate insult.

He stands up.

The arrogance of the Emperor was almost unbelievable. Spider, in his aggressive assault, did in fact do much more damage to the Jaguar than he expected. And yet, Adon did not show it. He simply stayed in the grip of the agent of Rugal, and with a brisk motion, shakes him off. He was in the perfect position to tear Spider apart. He could have used all his speed to simply rip him asunder.

Instead, he snorted.

"You may not be The Zohan." He begins, face twisted in a grin as he just stood there. Motion his finger towards himself, the Emperor of Muay Thai let the poison drip from his mouth as he continued his mocking hiss. "But you are still so FUNNY."

COMBATSYS: Adon takes no action.

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Spider           0/-------/----===|=======\-------\0             Adon

The Spider narrows his eyes at Adon as he shakes off his assault with little reaction. "You'll regret f***ing around, even if you win," the Spider hisses, swinging his hand out to grab Adon's face. He pulls it down, bashing his knee into his head with sufficient force to knock out a lesser man.

COMBATSYS: Adon interrupts Strong Throw from Spider with Jab Punch.

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Spider           0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\1             Adon

Adon seems to gradually gain his compsure when the Spider reaches up to grab his face. Immediately, he body tenses up. He actively struggles against the man tearing at his face, the skin being warped as Adon simply holds strong. Adon snaps an arm back smoothly, and with a chuckle, spits out a short phrase. "Respect your better..."


Adon unleashes a powerful slap across the face of The Spider, a technique not honed through years and years of Muay Thai, but from lording over his harems. Staggering back, Adon just leers at the Krav Maga practitioner, rubbing his face. And then, he turns up his nose, and hisses again.


The Spider's jaw slides to the side as he gets slapped across the face, the Israeli falling to the side awkwardly. "I...Am going...To kill..." He pulls a knife out of his boot. "YOU!" He charges at Adon from beneath him, attempting to sink the blade deep into Adon's stomach.

COMBATSYS: Spider can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Adon endures Spider's City of God.

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The Emperor of Muay Thai is staring at Spider, his gaze unbreaking. He watches as the assassin draws out a knife. Again, Adon rolls his eyes. "A knife? The EMPEROR of MUAY THAI is no longer AMUSED." As Spider snaps in, Adon doesn't even tense up. He just opens his arms wide, and grins. As the knife drives deep into his torso, he gently places his arms on Spiders shoulders. "Do not quit your day job, KID." The emperor howls, cackling loudly as he simply pulls away from the agent of Rugal.

Needless to say, Adon was trying to show the world how tough he was. The knife to the torso was extrememly effective, almost as much as the spine cracking grapple. Adon was simply not treating Spider as a threat. All his hits were quite painful, and he would need some medical treatment for his body. But even as blood trickled down on his trunks, the Emperor opened his arms wide, inviting the judges to declare him a victor.


The Spider falls down onto his knees, the knife planted. But Adon is still alive. As he's pushed off, he falls onto his back, unconscious.

COMBATSYS: Adon has ended the fight here.

Log created on 14:44:00 02/13/2009 by Adon, and last modified on 14:56:22 02/14/2009.