Neo League 751 - #759: Naerose vs Skullomania

Description: When Neo league rents out the Capitol 7 Casino for a Nl but screws up the location to someplace in the office suite, Naerose is stuck with a dilema about how much damage to do to her previous emoployer.. Actually her only ever employer. Luckily Skullomania knows just how to distract the witch from such thoughts. Hint: Food. Winner(somehow(Naerose)). Fight for Justice!

Metro. There was supposed to be a Neoleague here, it was really full of itself, the title of this place. Some really great casino in some really great city though unfortunately a mix up resulted in the fight occuring in the offices instead of the built for fighting circle. Someone would likely be sent the check for the damage... but...

None of this made the Red Witch, Naerose Delphine feel any better about it.
Perhaps it was because this place was called the Capitol 7 Casino and the old owner was her old boss . . .

Someone had a job to do, they had to get footage of this fight and so they roped off some space.. In the offices.. and put up a sign that said Neo League, which had been scribbled since to read: Naeo League.

. . . In Red Crayon.

Skullomania suddenly opens the door to the office. There are guys filming it, but you can't see them in the tiny backroom, mostly because they're hidden and also have set up camera around the area. Skullomania leaps through the door which slams shut behind him, slapped closed with an errant flap of his sinuous red scarf. In his hands is a stainless steel serving tray with a dome over it. It smells absolutely delicious.

So delicious you can't even decide what must be under it, every time you think you can identify the delicious smell it smells like something even better. Skullomania narrows his eyes beneath his mask and shifts into a fighting stance, pushing the tray out towards Naerose suddenly. "They said we could have a free lunch, but I had to fight someone first. Then they told me who and I told them they'd better let me feed you first. So." He drops down, relaxes the stance and waggles a brow at Naerose as if suggesting she should take off the lid.

There was an old Traniese proverb that stated:
You should feed Naerose as often as she feeds Sylvester. . . Never! Because if you feed Naerose she'll just expect you to do it again.

Wide eyes, so big you can almost seem them around the round lensed shades. This is fortune far to good to be true, the red glad woman is practically stumbling over herself to get to the tray and take the lid off all the while stating her "Thankyouthankyouthankyous" of course not knowing what is even beneath it yet.. Anything that could be considered food by someone would probably be enough to earn that thanks. Naerose was not picky.

There is no guard, the witch is totally wide opened and the cameras are already rolling, this could be a bomb and all that would result is a blackened cartoonish look of shock on the witches face, but all is fair in love and Naeo Lague!

COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|

Skullomania grins, standing proud and tall as he firmly holds the enormous silver plated platter with both arms as Naerose opens it up. Delicious smells intensify as the dome is lifted off revealing ---
---Skullomani's head is under the dome? He belches after chewing and finishing a crab cake and the rest of him explodes out of the serving dish, which, not held up by anything after all clatters noisily to the floor! "SURPRISE!" He cackles as he wraps his hands around Naerose's shoulders and flings himself up over the witch.

He heaves with all his might attempting to fling his Neo-League competitor into the corner of the office, and lands with his feet splayed and hands out at his sides, hands up level with his head. "Sorry, I actually did have them prepare lunch, but it's never good to fight on a full stomach!" He waggles a finger at Naerose. "You have to wait at least 30 minutes."

COMBATSYS: Skullomania has joined the fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0      Skullomania

COMBATSYS: Skullomania successfully hits Naerose with Skullo Space.

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Naerose          0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0      Skullomania

Naerose is shocku'ed! Because she was expecting to move this lid and find inside a wonderful flavored food which she would be allowed to eat, what she was not expecting was to find.. well that. Being flung, she hardly notices, she's far to busy being SHOCKEDUED Blarglefat!. Yes shocku blarglefat, but luckily the being thrown part quickly knocks some sense into her and that causes her to get up onto her feet, shake her head clear and be like,

"Hey! That was a trick!" - stating the obvious.

"There wasn't any food in there!" - The really really obvious.

"You.. you hit me!" - Captain Obvious.

"Take this!" She extends her hand, palm out and shouts,
"En Criento!"

This nonesense speak apparently makes some sense to her as it results in a explosion of energy from her palm, extending outward toward Skullomania, who gets blasted by it.

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Skullomania with End Creation.
? Strange Hit! ?

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Naerose          0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0      Skullomania

Skullomania strikes his dramatic pose, reaching out first to press the play button on the stereo before his fists curl up into fists and press firmly into his hips. His chest flares out as some lo-fi techno-ish alt-rock begins to play. The End Creation swirls with explosive and probably magical forces all around him.

Skullomania's suit seems to ignite with spectral fire, a painful and dangerous effect no doubt, but he doesn't even flinch, or seem to acknowledge this in any way, even as his costume continues to burn with an oily sheen of thin blue flames. His scarf is all that remains un-damaged and it continues to flutter, more dramatically in the breeze created by the explosive force of Naerose's attack a full 3 feet of bright red wool dangling out behind him.

"Nice Moves!" He encourages in his best Superman bellow.

There is a moment where he's just standing there on fire and then the flames turn green and as the song changes they flare up into a bright and fearsome aura. they lick harmlessly at the cieling and walls with their fiery but ultimately harmless tongues. "I bet you don't have anything else like that!" He challenges with a wink.

COMBATSYS: Skullomania gathers his will.

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Naerose          0/-------/----===|=======\-------\1      Skullomania

It was a little odd, when the attack went it sort of fizzled early, meaning perhaps she meant to put more ooomph to it. A moment after it dies down and Skullo doesn't look too hurt Naerose looks at her hand and shakes it a few times,
"Oh man!" she whines, " I thought I was going to get it just right, but it looks like I blew it." No point in crying over spilt milk, but .. she can cry over not free lunch.

"Oh right, hey, why are you just .. oh .. kay.." The witch begins, not certain what he means by stating she probably doesn't have anything else like that,
"I have a ton of stuff, I mean.. er.. well.. Check this out." Naerose raises a finger over her head, summons a javelin of ice and flings it at Skullo while hopping back while shouting,

"Sagitta Major!"

It looks like, if you ever saw final fantasy 8, Edea's limit. Clearly Naerose has played too many video games.

"AAAOOOOOO" - groanes Naerose. Wait no that wasn't her.

"I'm soooooo hungry."

COMBATSYS: Skullomania blocks Naerose's Sagitta Major.

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Naerose          0/-------/-----==|=======\=------\1      Skullomania

Skullomania dives to the side, grabs the lid from the serving dish that he allowed to drop on the floor and rolls back and away from Naerose, ultimately a silly idea since he's putting himself back in the path of the Frosty Javelin, but he springs up and pushes the concave side of the lid towards the ice. The ice smashes into the bowl and fragments into millions of tiny pieces, many of which spill out from around the edges and pepper Skullomania.

tiny holes are torn all about hit super-suit and his chi-flames are somewhat quenched as a result. "That was pretty good too!"

He yells out a ululating monosyllable and charges forewards both fists pulling back for maximum ham-fist action. "Mmmmmmmm! HAM!" He yells and smashes Naerose as hard as he can, pressing her up against the wall.

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Skullomania's Skullo Crusher.

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Naerose          0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1      Skullomania

The wall is aapproaching, it wants to say hello and Naerose is being forced there by Skullomania who advanced really quite fast. She wasn't going to get away easy, but by bracing herself up against the wall she should be able to - thud. She hits the wall. *CRUNCH*

"Hey wait, is this drywall? Man am I lucky." Yes it was drywall. WAS drywall, now it's drywall with a Naerose shaped impression as the material is weak and gives away easily, making the hit not hurt that bad, but totally damaging Arika's offices. Far be it her not to fight back a little.

"Give me some space here!" exclaims Naerose before trying to burst fourth and make room, getting on her broom she practically blasts off, trying to knock Skullo over as she shoots through the air to the other side of thet office before trying to land too. Well there was a lot of if's in there. The truth was she isn't as magnificiant as she is in her head, not the cool withch on her broom, but more like a crazy new york cab driver who is used to driving on the other side of the road and drunk. In other words, a trash can politely breaks her fall with a crash.

COMBATSYS: Skullomania endures Naerose's Delphine Charge.

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Naerose          0/-------/--=====|=======\======-\1      Skullomania

Skullomania takes a broomhandle in the eye socket. "OM MAH GAAAAAAAAAAW-" He cries before he is thrown off at the last second and blasted through the drywall on the other side of the office, creating a matching imprint to go with Naerose's across the room.

Emerging amidst a cloud of gypsum dust he eyes the prone Naerose warily as she gets up from her wreckless female-driving episode. " It's not your fault you know?" He soothes. "It's genetic." He puffs his chest out and clarifies that statement, just in case she's not well educated enough to understand. "You know? Science!"

With that he throws a fist in the air before he charges at the witch. "SUPER PUNCH!" He shouts and leads with both fists, but then at the last second he pulls them back and begins to sping, striking at her shins with the back of his foot before he pushes his leg upwards past his own chin to send her into yet another wall. The only one left at this point, other than the one with the door in it.

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Skullomania's Dangerous Heel EX.

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Naerose          0/-------/=======|=======\=======\1      Skullomania

"Wait, Science?! I can't handle science, that's what are you doing, no stop waaaait!" Naerose ducks and covers, taking many of the hits in places unintended, like instead of the shin she gets kicked in the backside, which is you know, ouch right? But more padded. Then she gets double fisted in the shoulder which is like birthday hits, so she's two years old so far.. And then rolled into a wall because she went into a ball. She leaves a Naerose the hedgehog shaped indentation in the opposite wall this time and totally gets stuck.

"Oow owowowowowowowo," complains the witch, having taken this next round of abuse to haert. Abuse hurts after all, and people don't like being hurt. When they're hurt it makes them want to whine, when they whine it makes people want to hurt them more. Someone really ought to tell Naerose this.

"That reaally hurted," whines the witch before ppppuuuuling herself out of the way, her red outfit powdered white like a bad makeup job.
"Er.. look over there!" she exclaims, in an obvious attempt to disctract Skullomania before trying to hit him.. then tries to hit him.

. . . In case you were wondering, she swings her broom at him.

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Skullomania with Clean Sweep.
- CRAZY Hit! -

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Naerose          1/-------/=======|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2      Skullomania

Skullomania is flabberghasted by the forceful display of Naerose's broom. He tries to block, but the cornbrooms feathery diskempt end flaps about in his eyes and strikes him in the face. The result is that he is knocked into the air and spins 17 times before he crashes onto the door, creating a crater but not actually breaking the door down.

It takes him forever to regain enough composure to slide back onto his feet and he has to shake the stars out of his head, but then they just dance around his head and he stares at them, lost, for some time. "Woweee. That was unexpected!" He exclaims, reaching out casually with his hand, as if to shake Naerose's, "That was really impressive, I must say, let me shake your hand!" He offers generously, using another dirty trick, the same one really, to lure Naerose into his crazy throw-move, allready the 'dream' of cracking her back while playing her body like a violin and alternately a Sousaphone dance in his head in preparation for breaking through the bounds of his imagination and into reality.

Outside through the windows, the sky darkens and red lightning crackles through the clouds, a few meteors seem to rain from the sky, exploding mightily.

COMBATSYS: Skullomania successfully hits Naerose with Skullo Dream.

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Naerose          1/--=====/=======|====---\-------\0      Skullomania

The problem comes when Naerose starts to slip on a banana peel, which makes no sense, where did a banana peel come from? Was there a stage of mario cart going on around her feet or something? That was just weird, but slip she does and the broom goes -WILD- before hitting Skullo in a much more effective manner than Naerose ever intended to. It was totally CRAZY. Then Skullomania reaches a hand out in order to try to trick Naerose, she reaches out and then is like,

"Woah, I'm not falling for that again!" Except she is because she can't pull away quickly enough, but she totaly tries to.

Okay, what happens next, Naerose is not going to try to reason out. She's pretty sure it sucked, but that the description offered is something she's not touching with a ten foot pole. We'll leave it like that. Totally in rating, just .. well a crazy hit for a crazy hit right?

"Woah woah, stop , quitit!" cries the witch well after Skullomania actually stops.
"Stay back!" exclaims Naerose and tries two hit him with her broom.

COMBATSYS: Skullomania fails to interrupt Medium Strike from Naerose with Skullo Head.

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Naerose          1/-======/=======|=======\-------\0      Skullomania

COMBATSYS: Skullomania can no longer fight.

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Naerose          1/-======/=======|

Skullomania nods, "Okay! You got it!" She uses the broom again, and he dives forewards, thrusting his chest towards the witchy woman and smashing his forehead towards her. Unfortunately for him he smashes his forehead into the broom, which gives him an enormous goose egg, and he falls backwards flopping around on the floor like a fish.

After several uncomfortable minutes of that he sits up, perks up, and, 'what's ups' waving to Naerose. "Good show!" He offers encouragingly, "And not only did we not inconvenience anyone, except the owner of this office, they do have lunch ready for us outside! So. How's that for a good deal?"

"Huh?" Naerose looks around, realizing they totally trashed the place. "Oh.. S.. SNAP!" cries Naerose, realizing that , yes this office was trashed, the owner would be pissed, the owner would knwo where to find her, the owner.. "I hope.. ah.. nevermind, lets go." Exclaims the witch and quickly hurries out of said office, expecting I guess that Skullomania can help himself out of the office because lets face it, she wasn't known as the big hero ever, at best she was known for being the relatively not poorly meaning .. ah person.

COMBATSYS: Naerose has ended the fight here.

Log created on 13:45:55 09/11/2008 by Naerose, and last modified on 17:24:12 09/11/2008.