Neo League 751 - #756: Choi vs Chae Lim

Description: It's Neo League time at the Kim Kaphwan Summer Camp of Great Justice! Two Tae Kwon Do practitioners face off against each other to see who is the best. The only question here is will the children learn that Kaphwan teaches 'true justice', or will they wind up getting a lesson in dishonor and pervertedness? (Winner: Chae Lim)

The Kim Kaphwan Summer Camp of Great Justice was one of the most popular summer locations for all children between the ages 8 and 13. Here, young kids of all nationalities learn the most important elements of developing character: kicking dummies, Tae Kwon Do, polishing teeth, glinting your eyes, and GREAT JUSTICE. With 20 cabins, a fully staffed kitchen, and 4 outhouses, it is one of the highest rated camps on the far eastern coast. Kim even makes an appearance at the end of 4 week session to give an inspiring speech, check out all their new tricks, and take them all on in a final test of Great Justice. At once.

But before it was a camp, it was a training center. Or a prison camp. For Choi, it was both. The midget was wary about coming back here. The threat of Kaphwan returning to punish Choi was all too high. Choi only felt true guilt when the promise of Hou'ou Kyaku was all too ready. But Interpol still reported him missing. And the opponent promised... well...

Choi stood in the official dueling field, dressed in a Gi. He kept his claws (why not? It was legit according to Kim.) Chae Lim was a student of Kim. An excellent one, if Choi heard correctly. So was Choi. The Korean knew, and even saw her with Kim. A fellow Tae Kwon Do artist. There were so few in the professional circuts. Korean national pride was desperate for a league runner. And considering the support Choi got... very desperate. But now, it was going to be a match not just for Tae Kwon Do... but the best Tae Kwon Do master. Looking down the field, he didn't have a grin, a smirk, or even the slightest bit of snarkiness. Deep down, he knew only one thing.

Chae Lim was HOT.

The Kim Kaphwan Summer Camp of Great Justice -- and the promised Kim is meant to make an appearance this very week! This is part of the reason Chae Lim has agreed to this particular Neo League match so close on the tails of the other, which has left her sporting a rather nasty looking bruise upon her face right where her nose should be. Oh, her nose is still there, it's just black and purple at the moment.

Which clashes splendidly with the red and white outfit she's chosen to wear today.

Though the end of Summer, the weather is exceptionally warm and hence she's wearing one of her own creations - a sportsbra styled top with red kickboxing-style pants. On her hands are her fingerless TKD gloves, and her feet go bare except for the instep guards.

But the clothing is less important than what the Korean girl has been doing all day. Stopping and talking to the children, instructing a few of them in some of the more advanced techniques, looking for Master Kim and being unable to find him.

When she comes down the field to prepare herself for the match, she blinks. Doe brown eyes narrow slightly, and she folds her arms over her stomach wishing that she'd ignored the heat and just worn her gi-top.


Choi's jaw hung slack the moment sports bra was put on the table.

Oh, did Choi WISH.

Thanks to Chae Lim's natural draw to skimpy clothing, Choi's black little heart was aflutter with a beautiful range of dirty old man emotions. The Korean doesn't even react when the other Korean unleashes a 2-person pronoun. He just dangles there, jaw slack. And then, it slips out. The long, pink muscle rolls out, hanging equally as loose as his jaw. His tongue suddenly receives a jolt, slithering around his chapped lips carefully. Smoothly. Slowly.

Finally, feeling the waves of awkwardness, the referee moves to the center line. "Fighters!" The man announces. "The Kim Kaphwan Summer Camp of Great Justice's Great Justice Laws command you to begin at the center line. Please approach each other, and give the Kim Kaphwan Great Justice Bow of Great Honor!" He says this all with a straight face, too. Choi doesn't miss a beat. Sucking his tongue back noisily, the little man scurries to the center line, dancing his claws between each other, eyes running up and down his rival's body. "Oh yeah." The midget mutters. "Bow.... down."

Arms remain crossed over her stomach, the look on her face becoming more and more unimpressed with each passing second. Chae Lim glances behind her, and has half a mind to bolt to one of the cabins and borrow a gi-top. The leering of the little pervert is annoying, after all.

The Korean girl steps up to the line, but she doesn't bow at him. Instead, she slides over to the side and makes her bow, which is not as polite and proper, but he's EYING her and it's an exercise in willpower not to just slam her hand down on the top of his head to make him behave.

"Behave," she mutters at him, "or I will tell Master Kim that you are teaching these children despicable actions!"

"Aaaaw... maybe he'll have you give me a spanking" The little man mutters when he bows down in a respective manner. Respect in words, respect in action. Weird contrast from weird people. But look on the bright side, Chae Lim. At least he isn't wearing his gi-string.

The referee looks with distain at Chae Lim, but just shakes his head. He too was a young lady, awkward about her body around lecherous men. Naturally, she took several steps to solve that problem. So here he was now. The referee raised his arms, and dropped them down. "FIGHT!"

Choi immediately started off on the call. Fortunately for our serious contendored, he wasn't going to do harass the young lady. No, Jiro said if he groped anyone again, he would kill him. Again. The midget began to stand up, but seemed just to keep going with the upward motion. The Korean enters a back flip, sticking his legs forward for a flip kick. It seemed the midget was trying to catch his opponent off guard with a cheap, uninitiated attack with NO GREAT HONOR.

Punish him, for the sake of Kaphwan.

COMBATSYS: Choi has started a fight here.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim has joined the fight here.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          ChaeLim

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits ChaeLim with Hien Zan.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0          ChaeLim

As the referee calls for the fight to begin, Chae Lim drops back into a defensive stance. Even so, she's distracted by what the short little pervert just said to her. Teeth grit, but she attempts to keep a smile upon her face for the sake of the children that are around the field watching the battle between the two TKD'ers.

It's her folly for allowing herself the niceties for the children, as it allows for a cheap shot to get in past her defenses. As the feet of the short man crash against her still-sore-jaw, the Korean girl staggers back a few steps, doe browns narrowing upon him.

"And you teach them dishonor!"

A raw, wind-like chi begins to sheathe her foot as her anger rises. Said foot is slammed down toward Choi, causing a small explosion on the field beneath him. It seems just a tiny thing, but it sends an extremely large shockwave with it.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges ChaeLim's Haki Kyaku.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0          ChaeLim

Choi's sneak attack is well received... by Chae. The children, however, seem to be confused. A small boy turns to his counselor, looking obviously confused. "Mr. Rhie, why is the evil midget hitting the nice lady with a bad kick? Shouldn't Justice bolts be striking him down." Mr. Rhie just stares, eyes glinting with rage at the traitorous miscreant.

Alas, as he flips around for a landing, he sees the flash of Chi energy. Wind. A trademark of Choi as well. The Korean immediately leaps back up, and lets the shockwave rip under him. The child from before shakes his head. Maybe all this Great Justice wasn't worth it?

"Dishonor? You think that's the only thing I'll be teaching them?" The little man snarks as he approaches the Tae Kwon Do expert with more spastic leaps and bounds, closing in steadily in a spiral fashion. "I'll teach them good songs.... GREAT wine." Choi suddenly leaps high in the air, spiraling like a drill on the uptake. From the quickly whirling body, the sarcastic wailing goes off again. "And maybe I can teach them a few things about what makes... a good woman." And with that it dives headfirst. Claws forward, he attempts to rend the sparsely dressed woman right for her center of mass.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim dodges Choi's Houkou Tenkan.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0          ChaeLim

Chae Lim stomps her foot again, though this time in frustration. Fighting the little man on her own is going to either be an exercise in it, that's for certain. The Korean girl then slips back into stance, a serious glint to her eyes. "They are CHILDREN. You will teach them nothing of the horrible songs you know, or alcohol, or any of your perverted thoughts on women!"

She is barely able to get all of this out, as he's already diving toward her. Those sharp claws are angled for her very bare midsection, and she just makes a noise of surprise. Breaking stance, she drops to the side and rolls, then kips up to her feet. Spinning around swiftly, she reaches her arms out to just grab for his shoulders and toss him down the field.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim successfully hits Choi with Medium Throw.
- Power hit! -

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Choi             0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0          ChaeLim

Fortunately for all the children, their urges to dress up in shades and shave their heads are nipped in the bud by a single, smooth motion. Chae Lim evades the diving strike. And there, Choi feels hands around his midsection. And with that, he is spiked down the field with cheers of the crowd to follow him.

Choi fortunately breaks into a roll... face first. He manages to perk himself up after 3 ground flips, only to stagger around drunkenly. Well, it looked like he would have to approach again. The little man brings his claws close to his chest, looking very much like a little Chinese Vampire. He slowly creeps towards Chae Lim. "Listen, babe. They are going to have to learn some time! And what better teacher than an expert on all three?" A flash of bright teeth show that Choi found that last remark amusing. Judging his experience on women, it would be to other people too.

The midget suddenly picks up speed, breaking into a run. Claws spread far to his sides as spoilers, he covers ground at shocking speed. "Maybe I ought to start off..." He growls as he seems to close right in on Chae Lim's personal space bubble... until he drives his right claw into the ground. He pivots, swinging his leg across the ground to hopefully knock her to the ground.

"...the women."

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim full-parries Choi's Light Kick!

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Choi             0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0          ChaeLim

Did he HONESTLY just call her 'babe'? Chae Lim just stares at the little man in disbelief. It's one thing, hearing that coming from a boy her own age, but to hear it from a lecherous pervert that's at the very least TWICE her age... well it creeps her out just a little. Much more so than the faux-vampire look as he comes toward her.

"You are hardly an expert on women, you perverted little man! If you were, you would not be alone and you would not be..." Her foot shoots out in an opposing direction to his swinging sweep, knocking it away instead of allowing it to drop her to the ground. "... hitting on a girl young enough to be your daughter!"

Shooting a stern look in his direction, she steps forward. A hand reaches down to lift Choi to his feet, then she twists her body and sends her foot snapping toward his midsection. "YAH!" And again. "YAAAAH!" And a third roundhouse sent to the same area. "HIIIIYAH!"

COMBATSYS: Choi blocks ChaeLim's Ryuusei Raku EX.

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Choi             0/-------/----===|====---\-------\0          ChaeLim

Choi's low blow ends up flipping the poor man off his pivot. Off-balance, he had nothing to prepare him for the rebuttal to his lecherous come-on. So when Chae reaches down to pick him up, all the man does is bring his arms forward. His meager arms to little, but thankfully, cover most of him. Each kick knocks him further and further back, leaving him with badly bruised arms... but little else.

Choi waits there, unstable. He sways a bit. And then, he mutters from behind his arms. "Young enough to be my daughter... but old enough to be my wife." The Korean suddenly whips around, pirouetting like a little ballerina. Wind-laced chi whirl around his body and claws, blow lightly outside the whirlwind. He suddenly blasts across the dueling field, hovering slightly above the ground as his claws poke out to rip into the legally-aged female.

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits ChaeLim with Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan.

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Choi             0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0          ChaeLim

Chae Lim is going to have to learn that no matter the words they will not hurt her in combat. They are just words, after all, and though they offend her, that is precisely what the little man is trying to do -- goad her on and distract her so that she's paying less attention to what he's doing. Which is exactly what happens. By the time she realizes that the whirlwind of man and energy is lashing out at her with claws, there are already bloody rivulets running across her midsection.

With a wince, the Korean girl steps backward. She would love nothing more than to wrap the wounds up to staunch the bleeding, but right now she's got an annoyance to take care of. At least the blood, unlike the bruised face, matches her outfit. But, be that as it may, she brings her right knee forward across her chest. Her hip swings to the side a little as her foot is extended toward Choi's chin. "YAH!"

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim successfully hits Choi with Kuu Sa Jin.

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Choi             0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0          ChaeLim

'YAH!' is right. As Choi begins to unwind from his frenzied attack, the Korean unleashes the one thing he is weak against: Kaphwan Stomp. As the foot winds back, he suddenly freezes. Flashbacks of Kim overwhelm him, making him unable to react. Chang. Jhun. May Lee. All of them whirled around him. The illusion was only broken by a single kick in the chest, launching him backwards.

Amongst a wave of Kamp Kaphwan cheers, Choi lands on his back with a pained grunt. Unlike Chae, Choi was dealing with only minor bruises in his head and arms. But now, that advantage was gone. The little man staggers up, and feels the sharp pain. Broken ribs. Lucky it wasn't the solar plexus.

The Korean struggles to take a few steps forward. "Heh. You're just like May Lee. Except sexier. Maybe if they don't find Kim, I could give you a few... training sessions." The Korean licks his checks after that last line. But he doesn't attempt an immediate jump on that. No, that wasn't a bluff. That was a legit offer. Once that sunk in, he moved.

The little man charged forward, then leapt in the air. He struggles to kick... but just ends up falling to the ground in a roll. He bowls along on the ground right towards Chae Lim's right side... and suddenly lets his claws poke out from the move, trying to rip a crippling blow to her shins.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim dodges Choi's Quick Strike.

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Choi             0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0          ChaeLim

Is this guy for real? He must be, as she's definitely able to hit and kick him. Still, some of what he's saying is making little sense to her. Chae Lim is not going to focus on that right now though, she'll worry about her confusion later, when she's not mid-fight, and doesn't have a bunch of impressionable young children to... well... impress.

"Normally, I would thank you for the offer, as each fight does bring with it new challenges... and I like challenges." Pausing, she leaps over the rolling man, carefully avoiding the shin-strike. "But in your case, I would feel the need to try and teach you to be a better person."

And the lesson can begin right now! As he's still moving along the ground, she spins around and shoots a foot out to keep him in the tumbling roll. "HEEEEYAH!"

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges ChaeLim's Medium Kick.

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Choi             0/-------/=======|=======\-------\0          ChaeLim

Close, but no cigar. Chae Lim's kick misses the slippery Korean, who continues his roll. The little man keeps close, turning around to position himself behind his fellow TWDer. He bursts out, and immediately... wolf whistles. The little man dances around the girl in both a figurative and literal sense. Keeping his movements erratic, he speaks in a sing-song manner.

"Toots, you got me wrong. I AM a better person. I don't murder people. I don't mug people. And my parole officer says I'm improving! After all, with all that training, Kim had to improve me. I wouldn't even think of a student of Master Kim..."

Choi interrupts himself with a long, broad swipe of his claws, attempting to do what a dirty man like himself always does: A chest blow. Aiming his massive claws towards the woman's top, he attempts to damage the hopefully sturdy clothing. Another trick from the Bounge clan? Hopefully this won't end up corrupting the youth!

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits ChaeLim with Power Strike.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1          ChaeLim

Does she have him all wrong? Maybe time will tell.

Actually, it doesn't take much time at ALL for her to be proven right. The guy is nothing more than a lecherous old pervert! Once more, Chae Lim attempts to be in a different location than the claws. Unfortunately, she waits just a second too long to move and there are more lines of blood that appear on her chest, even as the material is cut away. Let's face it, no matter how good the craftsmanship (and admittedly, the craftsmanship is downright amazing, considering she made the outfit herself!), it all comes down to the materials used. In this case, the material isn't very sturdy. However! Before anyone is able to get a look at anything under the top, the Korean girl falls to the ground. One hand reaches back to remove the elastic from her hair, and without flipping over she manages to use it to cinch the top back together. It gives her something of a retro-60's or perhaps 70's look, but it will have to do for an improvisation.

Now she's angry. Chae does not bother to reply to his admission that he's a better person, or question the fact that he's not finished his sentence. Instead, she kips up to her feet to immediately send a thrust kick forward. There's less than a seconds pause, and she's dropping into stance to whirl around and snap a roundhouse at him. "YAH!" Then another. "YAAA-AAAH!" And another. "HIYAH!" All the foot movements are accompanied by a knifehand chop angling in at his shoulder. A knee thrust comes up around the same time. Finally, she finishes things off with another uplifting vertical kick.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim successfully hits Choi with Hou'ou Tenbu Kyaku.
- Power hit! -

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Choi             1/=======/=======|=------\-------\0          ChaeLim

Well, Choi doesn't lose any time. He immediately feels that he makes contact, and stops to oogle. And he doesn't believe what he sees. No nipples! Nothing! Neither him or the children become any more corrupted thanks to her fashion abilities. Choi fumes. What could make this worse?

Well, for starters, he could have done something more than just attempt to expose a woman's naked body to a camp filled with children and consulers. He could have ruined a perfect outfit that the same woman designed. That would be akin to be destroying a work of art. Who knows what could come from it. Unless she unleashes THE Kaphwan combo.

Oh wait, she does.

By the time she is through with Choi... well, he is falling from the sky. That last kick sent him airborne, and with the grace of a man who just was discovered in the female lacrosse team's locker room, lands face first in the dirt. Now, it was a bit amusing how his entire body sorta looked purple. As he pulls his face from the ground and stands, it is also amusing how blood somehow oozes from a patch of skin, instead of individual cuts. Turning to look at Chae, the several teeth spat out only hints at the displeasure Choi bore.

So he would clarify. The Korean points a single claw at Chae Lim. He nods. Moving it delicately, he positions the claw parallel to his neck, displaced a bit to it's side. And then, Choi moves the claw alongside it, making a throat slitting gesture. Staring at her behind the glasses, he only makes a single sound.


COMBATSYS: Choi focuses on his next action.

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Choi             1/=======/=======|=------\-------\0          ChaeLim

With the number of teeth spat out, Chae Lim figures that the weird noise he's making is likely him trying to be perverted again. Tightening the elastic holding the sportsbra together, the Korean girl sighs. The outfit CAN be repaired, or perhaps the top remade with a stronger, thicker material. It's getting the perfect winged pattern on the front that was the difficult part, not the actual material cutting or sewing it to perfection.

Fearing that she's gone and angered the short little pervert, she edges forward. Her body twists as though intending on lashing out at him with a simple front kick. However, she moves her heel toward the center of her body then directs the foot out with a cross-leg chamber and executes a twist kick.

COMBATSYS: Choi blocks ChaeLim's Light Kick.

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Choi             2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=------\-------\0          ChaeLim

Choi lets his bouncy opponent close in on him. He just doesn't stop staring, though he moves his claws in position to react for... anything. When she telegraphs a kick, he knows to expect something in the edge/center. He positions his arms across his body, and just eats it. CRACK.

His arms ooze even more blood from the various pools. To make matters worse, he can't pull himself from the position without more pain. If he had looked, a bit of bone was even poking through. But the midget was apathetic. His focus was on Chae Lim. With one last grunt, he shoves aside the leg, and... disappears.

A red haze suddenly draws over the crowd. The children scream on mass, because that is just what they do as children. A low rumble is heard... and then the first Slash breaks. Not in front of Chae, but behind. A boy cries out "Watch out, Mrs. Lim!" And another slash erupts. And another. And another. The slashes just appear from midair, rending the air in broad strokes. About seven in total are unleashed before the haze pulls back... leaving a staggered Choi landing on the ground with a drunken gurgle.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim dodges Choi's Shakushi.

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Choi             0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0          ChaeLim

It's not just what they do as children, it's what they do when tiny droplets of blood spatter down from above. The cry of the young boy catches her attention, and without turning around to see what's coming at her, the Korean girl actually just somersaults forward. The movement sees Chae Lim narrowly avoiding more slashes that mean to tear at her clothing -- good thing too, because she's not sporting a plethora of elastics in which to make adjustments with!

"Thank you," she calls out to the boy as she springs back to her feet, spinning around to face Choi once more.

Moving her right foot in a forward, upward arc she stops just above his shoulders and brings it down in the imitation of an axe striking at wood. As swiftly as the first is issued, her leg is arcing upward again so that she can issue another axe kick before firmly planting said foot upon the field once more.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim successfully hits Choi with Neri Chagi.

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Choi             0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0          ChaeLim

Choi recovers from the frenzied slashes from the darkness of the blood mists. There was no way she could have handled that. He planned it out. He had his eye on her. Everything was tossed in there. There was no-

And with that, Choi listens to a sharp crack of his shoulder giving way on impact.

The axe kick almost brings him to the ground. Almost. Choi seems to struggle at the prospect, contorting and squirming as a howl boils in his throat. "Heeeeaaaah.... aaaah.... ah.... HOOOOOOO!" The Korean screams, whirling suddenly. And again. Again. He creates another human tornado, sucking in and spitting out wind energy in a whirlwind, trying to drive into Chae Lim as he tilts over more... and more... and more....

COMBATSYS: Choi can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: ChaeLim parries Choi's Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan!

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Is that a howl, or a sneeze? At first Chae Lim is not at all certain, but the scream is followed by the insane little pervert whirling toward her with another whirlwind mixture of human and energy.

The Korean girl does not move.

Standing her ground, she falls into stance. Waiting. Watching. When he comes into range and makes the first tilt toward her, she snaps her arms forward and grasps his arm to stop further movement. A push outward is given to send him spinning in the other direction.

She grins, and waves to the children. She is happy with the fact that she has shown these potential new students that Great Justice CAN and WILL prevail! It feels great knowing that she's probably made a difference in a few of these children's lives... and the cheers from the kids are just adding to that feeling of elation.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim takes no action.

COMBATSYS: ChaeLim has ended the fight here.

Choi just collapses on the ground, defeated.

Looks like he needs more rounds with Kaphwan!

Log created on 20:48:01 09/09/2008 by ChaeLim, and last modified on 11:38:43 09/10/2008.