Neo League 751 - #752: Choi vs Naerose

Description: NaeoLeague, Choi and Naerose spar over a bit of candy. Seriously, butterfingers and a lollipop. The fighting gets really nasty when Naerose accidentally steps on Choi and Choi accidentally makes confetti out of Naerose. All over Candy. ( Winner: Choi )

It was time for the Season 5 matches of the Neo League. Location: Southtown International Airport. Contenders: Choi and Naerose. Match: Number 1. Down at the Tarmac, everything was set up. Boundaries were marked. Stands were positioned, almost halfway filled with eager people, ready for a fight. A camera crew was set up in the middle, and a sweaty referee stood by them, checking his watch.

Choi had a good reason for being late, though. Security at airports were naturally tight. And communication with airports were naturally poor. So when Choi slipped away to use the restroom, and a security personnel actually recognized the criminal... Needless to say, his Interpol officer had to spend a long time talking with them to release him. Though Choi suspected that she took her time.

Rubbing his bottom with his ungloved hand, he steps into the makeshift arena, clinging to the other glove with his free hand. Naerose. It was like it was yesterday when he saw her. Such sweet memories. She rescued his tastebuds from health food. And Jiro... well. Jiro was pissed. And he and Choi fought. It made the neighbors upset. Fortunately, the bruises weren't that dark, and he managed to rip off a good chunk of Jiro's chest hair, so it was all fair. The little man adjusted his last glove on, looking dully across the battlefield.

The Food was gone, as was the memory and in order to get more food, Nae Nae had to do some work. Actual work. It was this that got her here, for one the group with the NL thought to themselves, finally, the season is over.. And then there was that Naerose actually did well. . . And called it the NaeLeague.. Or Naeoleague.. It couldn't be over fast enough, but then some little known promoter calling themselves Esorean managed to somehow get the witch back on the ticket, with a piece of gum, a phone call to pizza hut and a fly swatter. In other words, it was mostly chance and some stumbling.

So here was Naerose and here was Choi and a group of camera men and women staring and shaking their heads. A sign and a roped off area indicates this to be 'Neo League in progress'.

"Oh hey," Naerose says, wanders over to the sign, pulls out a red crayon and makes the lives of the crews oh so much harder. It becomes: "NaeoLeague".

"Right, all better."

The crews, according to recent union negotiations with television network overlords, were instructed not to interfere with Neo-League fighters. No matter how eccentric, how violent, how scary, or how downright sexy. Unless they were harming the useful equipment. So despite Naerose's utter mockery of the entire season from day one, they just actively pretend to ignore her.

Choi wasn't very difficult to grab, unlike Naerose. Choi was on many records, and not just police ones. While he was only a mid-tier fighter during the last season, he was noted for interesting fights and unique... presentations. Already, the little man was strapping down his second claw-glove. Adjusting his hat, he stared down at Naerose. The scarlet witch. Apparently, she did well last season. The Korean bet he would have done well too, he thinks to himself. Of course, Jiro complicated matters. Only now was the little man was taking Choi off the short-leash. Mostly because he stopped pinching Hotaru's buttocks. Looking over at the mini-skirt of his rival, Choi felt pained that he didn't have any urges to do the same with the young lady.

The referee frowns, his bald head glistening in the evening sun. He moves to the middle line, and motions both fighters to come closer. Choi approaches easily, but the referee stops, glancing over at Naerose. He sighs, and reaches for his pocket. From it, he retrieves a Butterfinger bar. He unwraps it, and holds it out over the center line. And then, he whistles, trying to capture Naerose's attention.

COMBATSYS: Naerose has started a fight here.

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Naerose          0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Choi has joined the fight here.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          Naerose

What? Is Nae Nae being tempted with something like sweets, that's something that shouldn't no, couldn't be ignored. The witch had one thing to do, one goal, one life mission. GET THE CANDY. The fight was arranged so that Naerose could get such things as these candy bars. But really she wasn't above stealing it from a baby. Look at Choi, he's bald, short and high pitched voice. Clearly. A baby.


Or at least, try to take your candy bars from what ever people happen to have them up in the air. So the witch attacks - sort of. She just tries to snatch the bar. The crayon forgotten and thus.. Naeo League season two begins.

The referee recoils his hand in disgust when Naerose attacks the bar. Afraid for his life, he drops it, leaving its candy fate to the dark gods of Naerose (her appetite). Stepping back, the bald man grunts, speaking in a deep voice. "Both fighters are at the line. Ready?" The man asks, not even bothering to look at either of them as he grabs a bright shiny whistle hung around his neck. "FIGHT!" He announces, before blowing on the whistle with a loud screech.

Choi sighs, watching his opponent. Naerose was intimidating to the little man. She was someone who was more unpredictable than Choi, and in a totally unself-aware manner. It was like she didn't even know what she was doing. In fact, that was highly likely. The little man hunches down low, and suddenly spits.

And then, the little man leaps through the air, whirling in a tight drilling manuvor. He wasn't going to even bother with a warning! The fiend! Claws out, he attempts to aim low, possibly catching her legs. The Korean wasn't trying anything more than PG with the lass. Choi just knew that long naked legs were easy to cut, and he couldn't help but take advantage of a poor, homeless girl.

Because he is heartless like that.

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Choi's Houkou Tenkan.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0          Naerose

What, claws? Candy ? Well there was something here, something.. in the way, of getting the candy that the witch wants, she NEEDS that candy, but to get that candy she needs to get past Choi. Unforuntately he sure is moving fast, so she brings her broom up to knock aside the claws and charge through a little bit of .. Wait. .aim low? He's like two feet tall! All Choi can do is aim low.

"Man, who let the leprechaun from those bad horror movies out to ... to protect butterfingers like gold? . Well she needed to get him out of the way, Naerose decides to try to sweep aside Choi with her broom.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Naerose's Clean Sweep.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0          Naerose

Well, Choi can jump! That is how he could aim high. Technically speaking, all Choi could do was aim high if he was short. And all Naerose could do was aim low! What is this? Loopy logic land? Or the new rules of the Naeoleague?

In any case, Choi was pushed aside by his worst enemy: broom. And then, the counterswing comes: broom two. But Choi has fought Naerose before, and knew what danger the broom brought. Colliding with the ground, the little man springs high up... and introduces Naerose to a TRUE high aimed attack! With a hoot, the little man snaps his foot around, trying to catch the red witch off guard with a quick facekick.

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Naerose with Light Kick.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0          Naerose

The kick lands pretty squarly, then the witch knots her brow and steps back, looking remotely shocked. It wasn't really that shocking, after all, she was probably going to get hit, but even so. That was.. Well shocking!

"Hey, wait, you're trying to stop me from getting that candy.." She reasons.
"That's totally not cool." Naerose concludes, adjusts her shades and focuses on Choi.

"you know what else. I'm not going to go easy on you!"

COMBATSYS: Naerose focuses on her next action.

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Choi             0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0          Naerose

Choi lands on the ground, and adjusts HIS glasses. Which is impressive, since he wears claws. But then, flashbacks of brooming comes back. And flying. But especially the brooming. When she mentions that she wasn't to go easy on him, he actually becomes concerned. Until he realizes that minute distractions would cause her to forget the matter completely. Which gives him an idea.

"Candy..." He begins, thinking aloud to himself as he starts walking towards the girl. "Tell you what. Want to make a bet? A candy bet?!" He shouts, leaping though the air. Spreading his arms and legs wide, he attempts to latch on the girl's shoulders. If successful, he would begin jamming his claws right into face, neck, and shoulders.

COMBATSYS: Naerose interrupts Zujou Sashi from Choi with Spellbinder.
-* WILD HIT! *-

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Choi             0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0          Naerose

Choi was so violent and the only thing hat mattered to the witch was the candy. She heard him say something about candy but she wasn't listening. Sh estill wanted the bar and getting hit in the neck wasn't what she wanted, when he starts to do just that she's kind of surprised and in a panic makes a chi related flash. It's blinding, unless you have a pair of shades, which... choi does have. Frankly we can't explain this.

Then Naerose aims a nasty broom swing at Choi, he's probably felt this before.

Chances are, he knew what was coming.

Somewhere in the depths of the Swiss Alps, there was a beauty valley spring. Around this springs were several european pines. Inside these sappy, lush plants were tiny little sparrows and squirrels. One of the sparrows dances on the pine branches, looking down at a happy red squirrel. The squirrel was burying a big chestnut right into the ground, like the happy little squirrel it was.

After a few seconds of digging, it plunks the nut right where it counts.

Meanwhile, Choi lands on the ground at the Southtown Airport, clutching himself. His mouth was contorted in a look of absolute pain and suffering. He tries to scream, but nothing escapes. And then, a pool of blood forms around his pants. A scream finally escapes from the little man's mouth. En masse, every single male watching this fight flinches in unison.

The howling seems to take a life its own. The little man leaps to his feet, and delicately dances bowlegged towards Naerose. Hooting like a baboon, the little man gingerly stops in front of the Scarlet (oh jesus no) witch. Bending his legs carefully, he hops once. Twice to the side. And one time towards her. And with a pained grunt, the midget swings his entire body to try and slash horrible evil woman with both claws.

COMBATSYS: Naerose fails to interrupt Power Strike from Choi with Darkness Nova.

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Choi             0/-------/=======|=======\-------\1          Naerose

Whatever it was that the witch was going to try, she probably wasn't paying attention. This would of helped because because paying attention allows you to know what is going to heappen, what your opponnt will do. She dosn't actually know and therefore.. Ouch.

Naerose tries to grab Choi as a last ditch effort, but beyond that there is no way to tell what it is she meant to do because hse gets caught up in the moment of him scratching and clawing and otherwise hurting her and then she's like.

"Quit it! Hey. ouch stopit!" Eventually.. the hurting will stop.

Well, at least Naerose's hurting will stop. Choi's pain only compounds the more he moves. His broad sweeping strokes at least manage to throw the girl back. Grabbing Choi? That's like snatching a flea. No, you would have more success hitting him over and over again with a broom. That certainly worked at that nunnery.

Choi's final sweep keeps going wild, taking the midget with it. The little man spins around with the claws... and keeps going wild. Whirling like a top the little man just keeps pushing himself into Naerose, trying to keep her from... recovering. Once she gets her candy drive again, all hell would break lose.

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Naerose with Tatsumaki Shippuu Zan.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|=======\=------\1          Naerose

Hell does break loose and the witch isn't looking too happy about it. The whirling is fast and it does a fair lot of hurt as well. Naerose narrows her eyes after staggering back and then decides, well what the heck, she'll just go for the gold, or something. Those big manuevers can even things out.. well.. sort of. She might be able to land something big, but landing said big thing will allow a big thing to come her way. It was the cycle of revenge like in that batman movie. Instead of thinking about this, Naerose gets on her broom, jets off after Choi and tries to pick him up to drag him across the roped off area and into the air to drop him, just like an airport style move. She's got nothing to say, if she did, it would be,

"Gimme the candy!" She doesn't say it. She SCREAMS it.

COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Naerose's Aquila Charge.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|=------\-------\0          Naerose

Choi's whirling one-man performance of 'The Cuisinart Monologues' was not well received by Naerose (or critics), but the midget doesn't care. No. This is art. This came from the heart. As his masterpiece slowed down, the little man staggers around, still bowlegged. And then, the witch gets on her broom.

Choi has little time to react. As she rips over the tarmac, the midget throws his weight hard aside. In slow motion, the little man turns around as the witch rips through the air. He watches her hands reach for him, but just fall short. With a sneer, the little man snaps his own claws out, trying to punish the girl. As if to say, 'No candy for you until you finish your nasty veggies' Whether or not he hits, he would definitely be falling on his butt.

Then time returns to normal!

COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Choi's Quick Strike.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|=------\-------\0          Naerose

Well really the witch only got out of the way because that attack looked like it might be a little painful. In a way she's not happy with her fortune though, luck was not often on her side and all she wanted was that candy bar and yet it was so far away and Choi was being so very mean. . What is a girl to do.

"Okay, I give up." Naerose says and folds her arms.

"What really?" the crew asks, hopefully.

"No, not really." The witch replies, still in the same pose. Meanwhile she stares after the candy, because she really really wants it.

COMBATSYS: Naerose gains composure.

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Choi             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose

Luck? You just inflicted 9,000,000 causalities on the Choi Front, and you think luck isn't on YOUR side?!

The Korean lands on his butt, bouncing slightly before staggering to his feet. Unfortunately, Naerose was not driven away. But then she gives up! The Korean looks confused as caution mixes with cheer. He takes a few coy steps towards the witch. And then, he finally gets it. She was bluffing! Buying time! The Korean huffs loudly, and steps it up.

Candy. She obviously was distracted. The little man weaves, though not with talent. His thighs were slowly becoming less stiff, liberating his movements. The midget leaps through the air, spinning like a football hurled by a real pro athlete. Like Homestar Runner. Claws forward, he begins high... then shoots straight down like a javelin, trying to pin the young lady down with his drilling.

COMBATSYS: Naerose blocks Choi's Houkou Tenkan.

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Choi             1/------=/=======|=------\-------\0          Naerose

Clearly Choi fails to realize, were this a discussion, just what luck is. Candy, not hers, Naerose therefore unlucky. Just give him the candy and she'll go away. Okay, not really, give her the candy and Naerose is very UNlikely to go away. She's more likely to NOT go away because, lets face it, Naerose is like a bird. When a bird feeder has food she expects it to have food the next time she goes there.. and the next and the next and the next. So for those unfortunate few who feed her, only once.. Well it can end badly. Luckily she has a short attention span. Like a curse, give the curse to someone else. Meanwhile the witch brings herself up to try and out tall Choi.. as if sizing him up will make it hurt less.. and it does! Man he's short.

Huff.." Why.. are you doing this?" Asks Naerose and in this range, well how can she hit him? The witch just tries to use her broom to knock him away a little.

COMBATSYS: Choi fails to interrupt Random Strike from Naerose with Geketsu Tsuki.

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Choi             1/----===/=======|==-----\-------\0          Naerose

Choi's precise attack was... talled out by Naer Bear's utter height. His attempt to knock her into the ground fails, but no matter. The little man just lets himself hit the ground. He positions himself to leap right between Naerose's legs as she brings the broom down...

Which then he realizes are closed.

Curse you G rating!

Choi becomes hammered into the ground with a very loud grunt, and collapses at Naerose's feet, his hat knocked off. He doesn't move... at first. But more moaning and groaning comes up... which doesn't matter. Because from out of the hat... comes a lollipop! A Dum-Dum, even! But coconut flavored.

Would Naerose sacrifice her dignity to go for free candy?

Dignity has nothing to do with it. The only thing of any great importance here was that there was candy.. there it was, she could see it, she could reach it, she could take it. Who cares if it came from a hat or a sock, or she Naerose has a free shot, wait, she DOES have a free shot. But there is candy here.. Candy.. free shot.. candy.. free shot.. candy .. free shot. Decisions. The trials Naerose faces. She decides.. Yess. Candy starts to maybe step on what would be Choi if a Choi is there. Because peope ask you know, if a Naerose accidentally nearly steps on Choi and he's not there to be stepped on, is Nae Nae random?

The crew would like to say that yes, no matter what happens she is a heart attack inducing, stress causing, early baldness causing element of CHAOS.

COMBATSYS: Naerose successfully hits Choi with Light Kick.
? Strange Hit! ?

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Choi             1/---====/=======|===----\-------\0          Naerose

Choi is fortunately not beaten into a pulp. However, his awareness is quickly knocked back into him by a young girl jamming a boot heel into his face. The Korean howls in pain, and struggle out from under the witch.

Crawling on the ground, the little man struggles to get his bearings. With the beating and the whippings, the little man was in dire straits. And a stiletto heel in his face... this was horrible! The midget shuffles over to behind Naer Bear, and dives out at her knees. If successful, he would hurl the young woman to the ground, to allow more easy assaults on her.

COMBATSYS: Naerose dodges Choi's Quick Throw.

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Choi             1/---====/=======|===----\-------\0          Naerose

What the heck? She was just going to reach down and pluck up that nice piece of candy, it was to be awesome and oh so tasty but then there is this little midget trying to bite her ankles or something. Actually she has no idea what is going on cause Naerose instead says,
"Hey, leggo," and manages to wiggle her foot away, but there is this Choi still giving her a kind of hard time. >_<

"Bad kitty!" Naerose exclaims and starts trying to swat Choi with a stick (see broom).
Meanwhile the organizers, they look sort of like someone who is begging, hoping for ANY excuse for this to end, well maybeon they'll kill each other.

"Candy.." she whines.

COMBATSYS: Choi blocks Naerose's Medium Strike.

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Choi             1/--=====/=======|====---\-------\0          Naerose

Choi's grip is lost. And he is left there, crouching (honest. He may be short, but you CAN tell when he is crouching). But when the witch swats the little man, he brings his arms in front of him. The broom knocks his forearms, bruising them. The little midget bites back the pain, and opens his arms wide...

And launches through the air.

The little man fires himself at Naerose, but quickly disappears in a haze of red. From the scarlet haze, a slash erupts through the air. And another. And another. Three more of these ripping slashes cut through the air, attempting to tear Naerose to shreds... before the haze would fade, leaving a little midget landing on the ground on the side opposite to where he started in terms of Naerose.

COMBATSYS: Choi successfully hits Naerose with Shakushi.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|=======\==-----\1          Naerose

Really the witch isn't entirely certain what happens. She's sure that Choi is there one moment, but not there the next. Then she's sure that she's getting hit and she's sure that it's really unpleasant.. So what is there to be certain of? Well.. Why does Choi disapear? This .. isn't really on her mind because it hurts sooo much that she's totally like. Ouch.. Then it's like.. Collapse, you know? The sort of thing you'd expect Naeroes to do, but she doesn't before giving off one final blast because that's how she rolls. It's practically just an explosion. Then she collapses. Candyless. Someone will pay for this oh yes.

Meanwhile the crew is like, "Dude, lets get out of here."

COMBATSYS: Naerose can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Choi dodges Naerose's End Creation EX.

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Choi             0/-------/-------|

As Choi lands, he looks over his shoulder. Ding. Dong. The witch was dead. And then, she shudders. The Korean's eyes expand from behind his shades. "The witch..." He mutters, before facing ahead. "SHE'S GONNA BLOW!"

The little man leaps in the air just in time to avoid the blast, landing into a roll. The little man lays there for a few seconds... before rising up again. He staggers, looking back at the collapsed woman. Victory.

Choi fist pumps in the air. "HOOOOOHAAAA!" He cries hoarsely to the sparse applause of a polite audience. But their cheers meant nothing to the little man. The midget only cared about one thing.

"Um... could I get a surgeon here?" Choi murmured, looking down at his blood-stained pants.

COMBATSYS: Choi has ended the fight here.

Log created on 21:01:11 09/06/2008 by Naerose, and last modified on 13:39:56 09/07/2008.