Neo League 676 - #677: Gabriel vs Birdie

Description: Neoleague match between Birdie and Gabriel. A grudge match as Gabriel tries to teach Birdie a lesson about being proper and polite. Birdie tries to teach Gabriel a lesson in hurt ( Winner: Birdie )

You know some times, when you're on a roll and you just can't quit? Well Birdie's feeling pretty nice right now. He's got a grin a mile wide and a mean streak that's even larger than that. Called here for a Neo Legue match, joining it himself, Birdie perpetrates violence where ever he goes, and here it's going to be no different.

The large man hulks into the area, a pretty large clearing with relatively nothing to break. Birdie snorts. What the fuck is this? They think that they're going to throw a brawler in an open space? Damn Neo League are pansies. Now Saturday Night Fight, those people have got the smarts. Fighting in a busy upper class restaurant? Birdie almost brought the house down.

And speaking of which, he never did get to give his parter a thing or two about how much of a stick in the mud she was. It didn't really matter to him. All that mattered was that he was simply going to have to try harder. And punch some people in the face.

Now, in his usual vest and jeans combo, added only by the chain in his hands and the grin on his face, Birdie waits for his opponent. He really doesn't care who it's gonna be. He just cares about how the fights going down. Actually he doesn't even care about that. He just wants to fight.

She was there early, Birdie's opponent and it wasn't exactly chance. She'd had strings pulled. Money put into the right pockets with scorn for it because afterall it was sinful to do something like that. She needed those people, needed them to take her money, but she also scorned them for doing it. Every one of them, but in the end she got what she wanted. Gabriel was in the circle, praying, but alsso waiting. Waiting for Birdie. This was her chance to teach him a lesson.


It was cliche, but she didn't say something. The sort of way that someone doesn't say something while saying something. With their eyes perhaps or their expression. Where the absense of speech is clearly meant to mean something. This was one of those times.

Gabriel made no move, she stayed perfectly still, perfectly quiet. Waiting.

COMBATSYS: Gabriel has started a fight here.

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Gabriel          0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Birdie has joined the fight here.

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Gabriel          0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Birdie

Birdie just made his way into the circle, blinking. The hell? Birdie raises an eyebrow when he sees to just look towards the girl and think she's a whacko. Who the hell does she think she is praying like that? And who the heck is she praying too? Birdie's just looking at this and isn't completely sure what to think. She's some sort of whacko that's all he knows.

"Okay, god damn are you gonna speak or are you just gonna sit there on your ass? Now let me tell you something, chick-a-dee, as much as I hate to do this I think I'm just gonna start off, even if you're gonna just sit your ass right there." Birdie snorts, slowly making his way towards the girl, even as she just waits for him. Walking straight into a trap?

You bet your ass he is. That's how Birdie rolls. He doesn't give two shits about traps or strategy. It works? He'll do it. It works even more? He's done it twice. It paves their face in? Common strategy. The brawler is here and in the clear. And there is Gabriel right before him.

"Hahaha. Pray to this!" Birdie states, saliva exploding from the sides of his face as he whips the chain right off his left arm with his right before aiming to hurl it right around where Gabriel is praying, and wrap around her. If it should get a grip, it would tighten, and then Gabriel would find herself flying like an angel! Right into the ground not too far away, flung there with a great force.

COMBATSYS: Gabriel blocks Birdie's Bandit Chain.

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Gabriel          0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0           Birdie

Gabriel isn't so easily beaten down. She'll take this attack for what it's worth and roll out of the throw before hitting the ground as forcefully as she might of been intended to. Even so though it's a massively hard throw. The Crusader is given a serious shock at how well Birdie manages to get things started. Usually there were some pleasantries, but there was no love lost here. Her only response to the talking, especially after being thrown, is a stoney eyed glare.

Gabriel for her part is quick to rush in and make her attempt at getting the next good throw on Birdie. She is much smaller than he is to be sure, so when she charges in she seems to be trying to get him reflexively to lean, as if to meet her charge, only then would she shift her weight and suddenly tug in the opposite direction, attempting to use his own weight, and the fluidity of movement to throw him hard, using her own size to give him a nasty twist as well.

COMBATSYS: Gabriel successfully hits Birdie with Strong Throw.

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Gabriel          0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0           Birdie

No lost love here either. Birdie's gotta get it together. Gabriel manages to get right through his gaurd even as he puts it up. And it's a really good guard too. But not to Gabriel. She just picks up Birdie and just tosses him about, his own weight and fluidity used against him. He was surprised that he really couldn't roll out of it, and it stings just enough. Birdie snorts as he hits roughly, looking towards Gabriel.

"Alright you bloodly bitch." Birdie sneers, "I'm tired of you already. And you know? You don't wanna get on my bad side. But you are, and now you're gonna feel it." And will she feel it? Well, yes if she doesn't get out of the way. And Birdie's not going to let her. Or at least try to let her.

Hurling himself quickly towards Gabriel, Birdie lunges in to grasp her, even after winding up the chain, his massive hands aimed towards getting a grip on the crusader of light. And if successful, Birdie's just gonna hurl her into the air behind him, hoping she fall harshly. And he's using his own weight. Since, for some reason, that threw took a lot out of him. And not just physically.

COMBATSYS: Gabriel interrupts Medium Throw from Birdie with Mimic.

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Gabriel          0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0           Birdie

Gabriel needed to try. She moved in when Birdie made his move and met him half way. For her part she takes a hit head on and is sent a stagger, but not before giving a wall of energy, purple chi, for Birdie to punch through.. and incase you were wondering, she practically takes more pain for that then he does. The Crusader is sent staggering back several paces and forced to gather herself, placing a hand to her chest in an attempt to regain herself some while recovering from the massively unpleasant blow. Wow, that really did hurt .. a lot.

And Birdie's just getting started. Sill, the wall of purple chi he blasts himself into isn't very happy at all. It stings and burns at his figure, searing a lot of the flesh that just coats his muscles and body. But the jokes on Gabriel. Even as he falls back he at least made contact. And any contact is good contact. Now? Birdie's going to try and make more.

Doubling back as a Giant is one thing, especilly as Gabriel sends him that way, but there's other things, such as hurling himself towards Gabriel, one more, lips flapping in the wind as he moves to just make contact with her. "Alright, Chick-a-dee. You got talent, but how long do ya got it?!" Birdie sneers, firing a massive punch towards Gabriel. It's a meteor! Now wait, that's Birdie's fist!

COMBATSYS: Gabriel dodges Birdie's Fierce Punch.

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Gabriel          0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0           Birdie

She was starting to learn. If he made contact it was very bad for her. Very very bad. Gabriel caught on the most awful of ways, she only just manages to escape the next incoming attack and in doing so, with eyes wide she finds herself semi face to face with her opponent. With this proximity she could probably pull off a pretty good nasty move. It was risky, very risky, but Gabriel decideded to try anyway, making a move to grab Birdie with her legs around his neck to bring him around and slam him head first into the ground. It's a really risky manuever.

COMBATSYS: Birdie dodges Gabriel's Negative Gain.

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Gabriel          0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Birdie

It's one of THOSE days. One of those that Birdie actually has to move. And boy does Birdie move when things get going. Gabriel's starting to learn, even as Birdie's fist completely misses Gabriel's body, the brawler's none too off of it. He's sure whatever she's got coming is coming pretty hard, and that Birdie's going to have to make sure that he's gotta do what he's gotta do. nd that's when Gabriel comes off with one of her own nasty moves, actualy moving to grab a hold of Birdie, legs around his neck...

But Birdie's not there when it happens. Moving backwards, actually kicking back to keep Gabriel a far enough distance away is all the large Brit needs. "Haha, you soar like an albatross, chick-a-dee. You really shouldn't be into flyin' and all that crap. It's bad for ya." Birdie knows. He's watched people he threw great distances like spears.

And now, when he's on the offensive, Birdie just aims to do something really mean. Moving in towards Gabriel with a grin, the large man fires himself forward in the same lumbering hulk, hunched over as he moves to simply lay a punch on Gabriel, but this time, it's a little faster, but also a little weaker. But it's still a giant black fist coming in to make contact.

COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Gabriel with Medium Punch.

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Gabriel          0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0           Birdie

This time Birdie connects, head on. Gabriel hardly has time to give a wide look of shock before that giant fist makes contact and sends her skidding back. She felt that. She really felt that. The Crusader's eyes narrow and she seems partially sulking about all of that, but doesn't wait for long, Gabriel is quick to return fire, moving in and attempting to throw Birdie again, but once again, his mass is just too great, so she tries to use a finger lock to force his mass to move. It was reflexive to not let your fingers get broken, all she had to do was pry a single finger free and then Gabriel would give a twist...

COMBATSYS: Birdie interrupts Strong Throw from Gabriel with Murderer Chain.

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Gabriel          1/----===/=======|=======\-------\0           Birdie

If Gabriel felt it then Gabriel's sure to feel some others things. Especially as the black titan lurks, waiting for Gabriel to come. And she does. The crusadercomes, attepting to get another huge throw upon the man, to force him to move. But Birdie's not falling for this shit again... ohhh no.

In fact, Gabriel never even has to worry about her finger. Her arm is covered in heavy links of chain with a grinning Birdie there to look down upon her. "Hah hah. Chick-a-dee. Now we're going for a ride." Even as Birdie does succumb to Gabriel's strike, he uses it to lift her up in the constricting, heavy links and hurl her skyward.

When she's high enough, Birdie will then pull down and send Gabriel careening back into the ground, crashing into the area about. Then the links would let go. It was a hard bargain though. They're not too friendly.

Yeah, Gabriel goes for a ride alright, and the pounding she takes is crazy and really seriously shocks her into a great deal of pain, each hit on the ground causing a sharp berath to escape. The ground probably has some Gabriel shaped impressions while she's getting pounded into it.

But she isn't down yet. When Gabriel manages to pick herself up, she charges Birdie with an attempt to twist his arm behind his back. . This would take both of her arms.

"Ye of detestable name and virtue.. False apostle, thou art bayed back to the abyss! Delivereance!"

IF she can get him through the arm lock, Gabriel will thrust a blast of energy into his back with a solid BANG before letting go.

COMBATSYS: Birdie Toughs Out Gabriel's Deliverance!

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Gabriel          0/-------/------=|=======\===----\1           Birdie

One of these days, Birdie's not going to be so lucky. Today is obviously not that day. Gabriel, through out her strength, will need a find a way to get through the massive man's defenses to really do lasting damage in hopes to win the fight. This is not exactly what happends though. Instead, Birdie doesn't attempt to get away at all.

"Alright then, chick-a-dee." Birdie snorts, "Deliver me." Birdie states, allowing himself to be arm locked, but moving in just a way to prepare for it. It will come, sooner or later, and he'll be able to really see it coming. And even as she twists and lock his arm, when Gabriel goes to thrust him back with a blast of energy, Birdie turns, taking th blast with his mass of muscle, and powering up through the stream.

"It's you're turn now, chick-a-dee, and maybe you can pray to whoever you're talkin' bout for this not to hit!" Birdie exclaims, breaking forward as he hurls his arms back, thrusting forward his hair. Over and over again Birdie fires his hair first, 'pecking' with his mohawk, over and over and over again, aiming to beat down Gabriel with his unusually solid hair style. It's nothing to laugh at either.

COMBATSYS: Birdie successfully hits Gabriel with The Birdie.

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Gabriel          1/-------/=======|==-----\-------\0           Birdie

There is sjust no getting out of the way of that, she gets so ripped up by the attack that Gabriel is completely helpless to defend against the attack. She was afterall, in the process of throwing Birdie, keeping her really close to him and that means he has the abilitiy to get her really solidly too. There is only one thing left to do. Try and grab him as as he is bashing her with his hair. That sucked, it really did, but she tries one last time to get him around the neck with her legs.

COMBATSYS: Gabriel can no longer fight.

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Birdie           0/-------/----===|

COMBATSYS: Birdie blocks Gabriel's Negative Gain.

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Birdie           0/-------/---====|

Birdie isn't going to try to get out of the way of this one. He probably could, but he'd rather just see what he missed back there, and damn does it suck. As she hurls him with his legs, Birdie manages to get into a roll and come to a proper stop at the end. Getting up, Birdie just wipes the dirt off of himself. It really accomplishes nothing. "Heheh. Nice try chick-a-dee, but you saw what I did back there. Doing this here? Not too smart, but not too shabby. Seeya round, girly." Birdie states, lumbering off.

"I need me a beer. Hey! Any of you guys got some beer? What?! No? Aw what the bloody hell is wrong with all of you!" Birdie snorts, stomping off now, making his way to the closest bar. The fight was tough, but Birdie's still in decent health. If you ignore the energy burns and beaten bones.

COMBATSYS: Birdie has ended the fight here.

Log created on 09:52:20 05/14/2008 by Gabriel, and last modified on 11:45:16 05/14/2008.