Neo League 501 - #502: Katana vs R.Mika

Description: A battle between Katana and R.Mika .. ends in a very surprising manner! A fight in Metro City, IN AUSTRALIA ZOO, ends up at one can't miss battle.. WITH KOALA'S. ( Draw Match! )

Crisp fall air breezes through the Metro City Park. Leaves blow about in small whirlwinds every so often and are then swept up in the air, to scatter about the paths. The leaves remaining on the trees have begun to turn into the vibrant colors of autumn, so despite the cooler temperatures of late many people still wander through the area.

Something special is going on at the Metro City Park Zoo though! An event like no other! Cameras have been set up down in the Australian Outback exhibit. An announcers table has been set up just outside the bars, two rather odd looking gentlemen with hilariously LARGE glasses staring in. In hushed tones, they're blathering on and on about how it's so nice to have a piece of Australia here in the city, and how it's just AMAZING that the zoo would allow the exhibit (with animals inside) to be the stage for a prestigious NEO LEAGUE BATTLE!

When Rainbow Mika got the call, she prepared to head to the park! Parks are wonderful places... lots of things to jump off of and throw around in a park! Ushered into the zoo, she just blinked those pretty baby blues and scratched her head. Dragged over to the Australia exhibit, she managed to hide the big gulp. But when she saw those KOALAS?!?


Someone has been scarred for life by the extreme training regimen Zangief sent her on.

"Nono, Miss Rainbow... you fight a person. These are just props..."


"I assure you, our animals don't have mange..."


And that's not the only things in Metro City Park Zoo! Cameras and everything is set up, and who would show up other than ... well unfortunately? The person who is always in Metro City at one point in time.

And that's about when a truck rushes towards the stage, someone posing on top of it and thrusting a blade forth, like Washington crossing the Delaware. "FORWARDS! WE CAN'T BE LATE! I cannot live with myself if I was to miss this!" And Katana would ... well....

The Truck brakes, the Firetruck otherwise be slamming through a wall. The Otaku flies through the air, spinning and all before landing nearby the Australia exhibit, landing smack dab in a huge pile of leaves.

BURSTING from it, Katana extends a hand first, it just sticking from the human sized pile, before the rest of his body erupts as well. "I, KATANA, have arrived right on time .. not a second too late! Especially not when it is within Metro City, city .. THAT MAD GEAR SHALL CONTROL!" He poses once, blades touching each other before the mad looks upon his opponent. She is .. certainly something else.

"You .. are to be my opponent in this foreign battle!? Katana asks of R.Mika, and is promptly ignored because of bears. "These creatures .. are not as fearsome as I am! Do not be afraid of them, but if you are, then be afraid of me as well! For these fuzzy ones should not strike half as much terror as I should!"

And then he looks around. "... Wait, where is the battle supposed to be in?" Katana is pointed inside the exhibit. "We're fighting .. INSIDE that foreign exhibit!?" Katana turns. "Very well then ... I ... will not be disturbed.."

Bears .. will eat him.. fluffy bears from another country .. BUT ARE NOT AS GOOD AS JAPANESE BEARS NO WAY.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika has started a fight here.

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R.Mika           0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Katana has joined the fight here.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           R.Mika

Unphased by the truck that slams through the wall, the buxom blonde tightens her pigtails, adjusts her cerulean eye mask and frowns. She watches as the man disembarks in a much more showy way than her, and she blinks. "HEY! I'm the professional wrestler here!" She hastens to make a SMASHING entrance.

Meanwhile, the two schmoes who got stuck announcing this fight glance at each other, glance at the two fighters and then wince. "He better be paying for that," one of them mutters, "Eight bucks an hour ain't gonna cover that at /all/."

BURSTING into the exhibit, she grabs hold of a tree branch and dangles there while she yells, "I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE KOALAS!!!!" Rainbow Mika -glares- at this noisy man then drops to the ground, koala in hand and sets her fists to her hips. "I AM RAINBOW MIKA AND I FEAR.... NOTHING!" (With the possible exception of disappointing ZANGIEF!)

Still muttering about the cost, the announcers holler, "FIIIIIIIIIGHT," in perfect synchronization, the voices reverberating throughout the exhibit.

Holding the poor, squiggling koala HIGH above her head, the blonde wrestler leaps into the air, somersaults and then LAUNCHES the clawing beast toward her apparent opponent. "HIIIIIIIYAH! TAKE THAT!" It's her very patented Koala Attack(tm).

COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Katana with Thrown Object.

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Katana           0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0           R.Mika

The Koala strikes home, and Katana is getting .. BIT!? Maybe, but he's flailing around with a KATANA ON HIM OH GOD. "You .. have used THIS AGAINST ME!? Be gone foul beast!" He flicks the beast away. No. It hangs on. "What?!" FLICK. Hang. "GET IT OFF!"

That's when Katana's clawed all over as it tries to stay on. Around the exhibit, Katana looks towards R.Mika. "And I fear nothing as well .. BUT I STILL DO NOT LIKE SUCH BEASTS ON ME!" He flails about more, running into some bars by mistake and scaring the critter off. That's when Katana collapses backwards.

But getting up in the end, Katana shakes himself off. "You .. have dared use a monster like that on I while we duel!?" The Shogun seems none too plussed. "You will be dealt with then! Hahahha! You have caused yourself .. much pain in the future!" And that's when Katana begins to .. hangs back.

What, he had a Koala fly at him. She might even DO IT AGAIN.

"Now, come, and taste my wrath... for the Shogun is never down. Such a strike like that merely causes me too-" SNAP. He steps on a branch. ".. I had hoped it was something other than a stick." He says grimly, before blades rise. "IT IS FAR FROM OVER!"

COMBATSYS: Katana focuses on his next action.

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Katana           0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0           R.Mika

"It was either you or me," Rainbow Mika points out with a grim grin. "BETTER YOU!" Though she's trying to maintain a serious outlook on this Neo League match, she can't help but snicker. She just really hopes the cameras don't angle in on her as she covers her mouth with both hands.

Being cameras, though, they do just that. They need to catch the reactions of the fighters as well as the moves, and since the buxom blonde is fun to film, they ZOOOOOOOM right in.

"HEMMPH!" This she yells at the camera man, just before she slides her hands from her mouth. Shaking a fist at him she suddenly whips around, turning her back to the cameras. Blonde pigtails fly about from the motion, getting caught up in the breeze and blowing around wildly for a moment. "Gack! Bad hair! Stay down! You're destroying my mojo here!" Grabbing the pigtails and forcing them to straighten out, she peeks over her shoulder at the crazy man and grins. "IT'S A FIGHT! I USE WHAT IS NECESSARY!"

And just like that, she's LEAPING toward him again. This time, buttocks first. "YAAAAAAAAAH~!" Hoping to hit him in the chest, she angles herself so that she'll bounce off and hit the ground. Should she miss, she'll just keep on flying until she hits the ground. Either way, she's going to be graced with a sore rear for the antics!

COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Katana with Shooting Peach.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|=------\-------\0           R.Mika

As R.Mika slams into Katana, Katana's struck by BUTTOCKS. And that's when she bounces off and hits the ground nearby Katana. Katana, honestly, did not expect to see LARGE WOMAN REAR heading towards him. But he did.

The world works in mysterious ways, as well as causes him to withdraw and get slammed head on by the rear. What ... WHAT DID SHE JUST DO!? "You .. confuse me." Katana responds, rather simply, his stomach hurting far more than her rear ever could. "But if you are to put yourself in such a way .. then I will responds as well! Prepare yourself .. for you face the Shogun of Mad Gear!" His blades, wakizashi, are held outwards, after he had stumbled back that is, and his sandaled feet are in perfect position to speed things up a bit .. and you know he will! "Hahah! Here I go!"

"Fierce Strike! Shogun no kawaiii boko!" He charges towards R.Mika, who's on the ground, before leaping into the air! ... And then trying to simply have both wakizashi raise upwards, and then slam down, onto the woman!

"HYAAAAAGH!" His mask is temporarily, however, BLINDED BY RANDOM KOLALA ATTACK. "GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!" Looks like he's still coming down .. BUT THERE IS A KOALA!!!

COMBATSYS: R.Mika blocks Katana's Fierce Strike.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0           R.Mika

What did she just do? She leaped backwards through the air and attacked him with her REAR! Sadly, it's not Rainbow Mika's signature move, but she does LOVE to use it to throw people off a little. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Er... wait. NO ONE EXPECTS BUXOM BLONDE BUTTOCKS TO STRIKE WITH SUCH FORCE!

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA! KOALA!" Rainbow Mika tries hard to roll out of the way, but fails. Left laying there while both wakizashi AND koala are falling toward her, she shrieks again and flails her arms about in a wild manner. One hand grasps a fallen eucalyptus branch and she uses that to block the strike.

Funny thing about tiny katanas though... they tend to cut through branches with much ease, so while she's able to slow down the blow her arms still get sliced into. Cute little wrist ruffles fall to the side and she makes a whimpered noise. "THE CERULEAN IS MY FAVORITE! YOU RUINED IT!"

She's really attached to those wrist ruffles apparently.

Broken eucalyptus entices the koala away enough that she can reach her hands around it. "HERE, I'LL GET IT OFF OF YOU!" Devious as can be, Rainbow Mika has NO intention of removing the koala beast from the man's head. Her hands try to settle themselves securely on either side of his head, and then she simply tries to hoist him up off of his feet (an amusing task, really, considering he's about a foot taller and has a hundred pounds on her), and fling him into a mob of kangaroo.


COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Katana with Fast Throw.

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Katana           0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0           R.Mika

As R.Mika settles her hands on either sides of his head, hoists him upwards, and flings him into a mob of Kangaroo.. INTO KANGAROO. Katana is bowled into them, and crashing to the ground. He's sliding into the ground and then through part of the ground as well, Katana pulling himself up and facing Rainbow Mika once more. "I .. do not mind what you speak of!.... You should have realized this in the past as well.. I will not stop because of some vanity item you have, when there is combat to be had! Hahahaha!"

And that's when R.Mika is .. SET FORWARDS TO ONCE AGAIN. "Now, you will fight me alright! I will show you, woman, what my power truly is!" Charging through the forest, Katana breaks through branches, charging forth with his mask down, as he attempts to go through Koala and Kangaroo alike .. and then bound upwards!

And have his head strike a branch as he slams hard into it, his body flipping around with his blades being slid towards R.Mika .. and as he spins, he tries to slam into R.Mika with the wakizashi. "DAIKYOUUUU!" If he grabs her, he'll slam her into the bottom of the exhibit and hit her against the soil, before charging through it, dragging her like some kind of human plow forwards. "Hahahah! I WILL SHOW YOU THE EXHIBIT FRISTHAND!" And if he's able to do that ..

"BURNIIIIIING!" Tossing her upwards towards the bars that line the cage!

Afterwards, he'll step back .. and right into a pitfall! He'll hang on with his weaponry though. Pulling himself up. "Such horrible creatures to have created such traps!" ... It's actually for the zoo keepers what he's hanging in. A lower floor!

COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits R.Mika with Daikyou Burning.

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Katana           0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0           R.Mika

Baby blue eyes widen in surprise as she's charged toward. "THERE ARE NO RHINO IN THIS EXHIBIT... STOP CHAR----- EEEEEEEEEK~!" Slammed into, she finds her body being lifted and then UNCEREMONIOUSLY DROPPED TO THE GROUND! "OOOOOUUUUUF~ OW!" Head crashes down into the dusty earth, and kicks up a storm of dirt as she's dragged through it like a plow.


Trying desperately to keep her head above the soil, she's got to stop every two seconds to spit out clods of dirt and desert shrubbery. AND TALK ABOUT DIRT RASH! Ohmigawd, it's horrible! Dirty and dusty, the buxom blonde hits the bars with her back, and it's just luck that sees her grabbing onto one of the bars and dangling from it.

Announcers glance at one another. They glance into the exhibit. The guy on the left mutters, "Those poor, poor animals."

A little kid wanders by and points to the now dusty fighters. "WOOK MOMMY! WOOK! Ders gowillas in Austwalia!"

The announcers glance at one another again. One cracks a grin. The other bursts out laughing. Suddenly BOTH are on the ground, just ROLLING around, completely losing it.

Shaking her free fist at the announcers, Rainbow Mika lets go of the bars and allows herself to drop. Down. DOWN. DOOOOOOWN toward the trapdoor. "KOALAS ARE WILY CREATURES! THEY EAT PEOPLE FOR FUN!" (Not true, but they -do- have very scary looking teeth up close!). Hitting the ground with a solid OOMPH, she reaches toward Katana. Fingers snake out toward his shoulders, trying to draw him in toward her upthrust knee. "HYARGH! TAKE THIS!" Slamming the knee upward, she tries to force him into a doubled over position so that she can hoist him up into a belly-to-back suplex and SUDDENLY DROP HIM INTO THE PIT OF DOOOOOOOM!

On his head.

Because it's flashy.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Katana with Combo Throw.
- Power hit! -

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Katana           1/------=/=======|=======\-------\0           R.Mika

Oh god pit of doom.

Katana is grabbed by Rainbow Mika, and as she thrusts a knee towards him, Katana is caught by the knee, tossed upwards, before she doubles him over and slams him into the PIT OF DOOOOOOM.

It's rather painful, because he takes the strike body on, and that certainly hurts. Alot. Getting a face full of concrete helps that. The strike and the throw together cause him to nearly lose it, but Katana .. IS NEVER TRULY DOWN.

Raising himself from the ground, Katana is kind of shaky. And he has every reason to be! It truly hurt. Alot. Seriously. But he pulls himself off. "Hahaha! You fight well, but you are not as strong as I was expecting .. you will see now why, when I defeat you .." And on the bottom half, Katana runs away ... and perhaps out of sight. He's not sure where the heck he's going, but he keeps going around, charging forwards with ALL OF HIS MIGHT. Faster, faster, faster still!

And then he approaches R.Mika from behind. "JIGOKU!" He yells out, perhaps when R.Mika would notice him. "SCRAPE!" And then he thrusts a wakizashi towards her! And then another! And he attempts to seemingly juggle her .. UP THE STAIRS.


If she gets caught into it .. it will be her who is thrown to the Koalas! "THE PIT .. IS DARK .. SO WE .. WILL TAKE THIS .. ABOVE!" Katana already has ENOUGH trouble seeing in that mask!

COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits R.Mika with Jigoku Scrape.

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Katana           1/-----==/=======|=======\=------\1           R.Mika

Dusting herself off, Rainbow Mika frowns. "I have been trained by the GREAT AND WONDERFUL ZANGIEF! He is the best there is, and I'm going to be just like him!" (When I grow up!)

"H-HEY! WHERE'D YOU GO?" Reaching up to scratch her head, the buxom blonde glances around in the dark. "HELLOOOOOOOOO?" The only response she's granted is the SILENCE OF DARKNESS!

Which is why the call of JIGOKU catches her completely off guard. "JIGWHATUU?" Sounds of weapons moving through the air toward her can be heard, and she whips her body around in an attempt to block them from hitting her. Right arm flails one way, left the other... and neither one hits anything BUT AIR! "AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE~!" AND UP THE STAIRS THEY GO!

Once in daylight again, she flaps her wings as though preparing to fly... which is silly because Rainbow Mika's CANNOT fly, otherwise there would have been a special on it on the Discovery Channel. The movements are for a purpose, though. They allow her to drop backward, and angle her torso toward the ground. Not a single beat is missed as she attempts to lock her legs around Katana's throat, twist her body to the side before she hits the dusty ground and FLING him behind her toward the bars. "HRRRRRGH!"

COMBATSYS: Katana fails to interrupt Medium Throw from R.Mika with Meido no Miyage.

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Katana           0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1           R.Mika

As R.Mika attempts to lock her legs around Katana's throat, Katana is fling towards the bars.. well, KAtana doesn't seem to care about this at all! "HYARRRG! MEIDO!" He yells out, thrusting a blade up towards R.Mika as she leaps in, attempting to get her legs around him!

And she does.

Katana is taken down, his body twisting to the side and thrown towards the bars. Yet, at the same time, when he pulls himself up, Katana doesn't seem to be too hurt. "Hahaha... If this is all you have .. I would not need to try hard at all." Pulling himself to his feet, brushing himself off, Katana still smiles. "You .. will see only defeat in the future! HYAAAH!"


"I see de feet now, and they're nothing special!" Way to pun, Rainbow Mika! If the poor announcers weren't still busy LAUGHING THEIR BUTTS OFF at the gorilla comment, they'd likely be groaning right about now.

Advancing once more, the buxom blonde suddenly stops and begins flailing about. Arms in the air, she's pulling at something soft and fluffy that has decided to PERCH BETWEEN THE PIGTAILS. "YAAAAAACK! GET IT OFFFFFFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!" Twisting and turning, she spins around and around while the critter on her head joyfully munches on a large branch of eucalyptus.

Freaking koalas.

Dancing around, trying to remove the mangy beast in a RAINBOW MIKA KOALA OFF-ER DANCE(tm), she's forgotten for a moment that there's a fight going on. HOWEVER! This does not stop the wrestler-femme from barreling RIGHT TOWARD KATANA in her goofy dance. Arms flailing every which way as she's literally about to accidentally tackle him into the trusty old watering hole.

COMBATSYS: Katana fails to counter Fast Throw from R.Mika with Shiraha Catch.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|=======\==-----\1           R.Mika

As Rainbow Mika barrels towards Katana in her goofy dance and then flails wildly, tackling him into the watering hole, Katana goes SPLASH as he falls in, after attempting to grab for one of her arms or legs.

As He picks himself up though, Katana laughs. "Again with the weak strike.. The Shogun is not happy to see that you are being so weak towards him .. if he must, things will be done that you will not be pleased about! Show the Shogun your true power .. or I WILL show YOU what it is to suffer!"

He's getting weaker, but he's not exactly happy. Especially not with a snake around his mask.

Oddly enough, the mask has a nest on it as well.

"YOU WANT POWER?" Rainbow Mika slams her fists on her hips, happy to still be dusty. She's not got any mud dripping down HER body. She's not got a SNAKE playing in her mask. "EWWWW~! GUESS IT'S SERPENT BUSTING TIME!"

Just what the heck IS serpent busting time?

Running forward, pigtails flying behind her, the buxom blonde grabs for her opponent and slams her head in toward his as quickly as she possibly can.

THREE times with the headbutting before she's satisfied to continue.

Has she managed to knock him silly yet? THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO TELL! Trying to secure her hands to the side of his head, she attempts to suplex him over and back into the water. During the attempt she LOOKS RIGHT AT THE CAMERA and gives a very toothy, happy grin... and if the suplex is successful? She lets him plop right back into the water, so that the poor snake can be returned to its zoological habitat!

COMBATSYS: Katana counters Rainbow Dynamite from R.Mika with Random Weapon.

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Katana           0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           R.Mika

"Yes .. I, KATANA, WISH TO SEE YOUR BEST!" And that's when Katana puts his wakizashi away. He looks towards Rainbow Mika as the snake hisses and then 'leaps' off. "Serpent busting time.. A SNAKE!?" Katana responds with, looking down, stepping away from it.. before the buxom blonde grabs towards Katana. He has another thing to say about it.

"You do not see.. for your hatred of the Koala .. of the Kangaroo!" Katana braces himself, looking around. There's plenty of HABITAT HERE. He will use it. "THEY TELL ME TO DEFEAT YOU. And I will not have their cries go unanswered, not while the Shogun of Mad Gear, future controller of Metro City, has anything to say about it!"

And that's when A TREE IS FREAKING RIPPED FROM THE GROUND. "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Katana yells out, the tree, and some Kolala's, picked up and then slowly swung, as fast as he can .. which is not much, and slams her out of her charge. The headbutts never happen. What does is the tree of Koala's, plus 1, is put back where it had been ripped from a moment ago.

It's .. a tree that had been planted that morning. And isn't that large!

He is not as much as a man as he wants. "HUARRRGH!"

Headbutting a tree of any size is NOT FUN. Rainbow Mika WHOMPS into the bark, koalas dropping down upon her head. MULTIPLE MANGY BEASTS AT ONCE. "YEOOOOOW! OW OW OW GET THEM OFF. GET THEM AWAAAAAAAAY!" Scratched and clawed, her poor costume is looking a bit worse for wear. Good thing is, she's not bursting out of it. Bad thing is, she's now a poster child for the punk movement... minus the safety pins.

"KOALA AND KANGROO DON'T TALK. THEY TELL YOU NOTHING!" He's either demented, or he's trying to throw her off her game. She can't let him see that it's working! Giving her head a shake to stop her ears from ringing (and dislodge the remaining koala), she frowns. Bouncing toward him, she twists around the newly replaced tree and sends a quick head swipe out in his direction. "NYARGH! KOALA THIS!"

COMBATSYS: Katana endures R.Mika's Quick Punch.

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Katana           0/-------/-----==|=====--\-------\0           R.Mika

As R.Mika slams a punch towards Katana, Katana stands there, waiting for it. And as it comes, the woman bouncing in towards him while the strike is made, swipes out towards his direction, and slams him in the chest. "Hahaha! You do not understand. They tell me all I need to know! They tell me about you, they tell me about this city .. and I will will do them all proud by showing them what I am made of .. and why Haggar, not even he, is beyond my strength!" The fist strikes home .. and that's when Katana goes into THE MOTIONS.

Ripping forwards, his blades slash out of where he put them, sliding into his hands and out of his pockets, the wakizashi, yes pockets, are brought forwards, attempting to slash heavily down the front of R. Mika. "It doesn't matter if you cannot hear them... Japanese clearly can, and with my might, I will show them they have placed their trusts in the right place!"


COMBATSYS: R.Mika blocks Katana's Fierce Strike.

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Katana           0/-------/-----==|======-\-------\0           R.Mika


Forearms snap upward to block the slashing weapons from slicing her clothing right off of her! Pain is enhanced though as one of the wakizashi slashes into her arm and leaves a nice trailing streak of red in its wake. "I AM JAPANESE! I WAS BORN IN HOKURIKU, JAPAN!" HUZZAH! Yay, Japan!

"AND AS A JAPANESE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER... I'm telling you that those beasties don't talk!" Rainbow Mika lowers her head and stomps her feet. Then she rushes in toward Katana like a bull. Instead of just SLAMMING into him and knocking him back, as soon as she nears him and crashes her head forward she attempts to grab his hips and toss him up and over her body.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika successfully hits Katana with Medium Throw.

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Katana           0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0           R.Mika

As Rainbow Mika stomps her feet and the knocks him back, crashes her head towards him and tries to toss him up and over her body .. well. It works. But in the end, Katana is slammed to the ground. His massive bulk collapses to the ground, but in the end, he rises once more. "You ... LIE! STOP SPEAKING THAT WAY... I .. REFUSE TO FALL YET. NOT UNTIL YOU AS WELL!"

The blades are taken out once more. "FOR ALL OF JAPAN. JIGOKU SCRAPE."

And he takes off towards Rainbow Mika in a blast of speed, his wakizashi trying to be thrusted into her chest once, twice, three times as he crashes towards the body and face of the wrestler.

"KAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" And then, afterwards.. he collapses.

COMBATSYS: Katana can no longer fight.

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R.Mika           0/-------/=======|

COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits R.Mika with Jigoku Scrape.

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R.Mika           1/-------/=======|

Weapons thrusting toward her, Rainbow Mika can handle quite fine! Dropping to the side is the most logical thing in the world to her, and she's very nearly successful at it!

Expecting his body to come crashing toward her, she was not.

SLAMMED back against the bars of the exhibit, she yells (very loudly), "GAH!". Fingers try to disentangle themselves from the ruined wrist ruffles, and shove him away from her. He's nice enough to oblige and collapse.

But where does this leave Rainbow Mika?

Dropping forward for a pin!

Sadly, her fatigued body doesn't quite make it. She falls face first into the dirt beside Katana. Pigtails fly up. Dust flies up....

... and both fighters are down.

The announcers have stopped laughing now (though only just barely), and the one on the right calls out (in an oddly effeminate voice), "DRAW MATCH!"

Lefty adds, "THANK YOU ONE AND ALL FOR ATTENDING OUR NEO LEAGUE SPECIAL EVENT! We'd like to assure patrons that no animals were harmed in the filming of this fight..." A hand covers the microphone and he glances over to his buddy. A quickly muted question, "They weren't... right?" Righty gives a shoulder shrug, and then adds, "Come back after we clean up the mess and you can watch the dingoes being fed... just keep your babies in their strollers. AHahahaha! Kidding folks, just kidding...."

COMBATSYS: R.Mika takes no action.

COMBATSYS: R.Mika can no longer fight.

Log created on 20:36:06 09/27/2007 by Katana, and last modified on 16:04:49 09/28/2007.