WNB 2007 - Jan 31 - Fish monster?!

Description: The triumphant return of WNB featuring a match pitting Sean vs Heavy D with a fish monster as the special guest. WHO WILL WIN!? (Winner: Heavy D!)

The Duck Pond is always a crowded place in the evenings. Sure there are several sources of entertainment, but who knows what might happen in a place run by one of the wackiest individuals in Southtown. And what a way to kick off the last day of January with the return of Wednesday Night Breakdown. That announcement itself was enough to get the place pretty packed. Of course there is less room than normal since there is no one allowed on the dancefloor due to the fight about to happen. The floor istself seems to have a few holes in it tonight, big enough for a person to drop down if they wanted to, to make it so the fighters are going to have to watch their step tonight. The loud thumping of the speakers starts to die down and the mic comes on up from the DJ's booth as Buddy Lee speaks up. "Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for your host for the night and only second in coolness to Darkwing....I GIVE YOU DUCK KING!"
The mic is then lowered and the music picks up again, though at half the level it was originally as Duck steps up onto the bartop and waves to all the people. "Tonight we bring back the breakdown and what better fighter to have here than a club favorite? Tonight we have Heavy D! taking on uh...." he pauses for a moment and he glances down at his hand which the name he had written down looks to have smeared. "Shit..." he mutters and then quickly tries to save his embarassment. "His opponent is a first timer here. Give it up to Cornrow Kid!" Oh Sean, he will get your name right soon. Well, maybe. Either way the people cheer for the half assed made up name and Duck hops off the bartop. "Fighters get into position and lets get this party started!"

Well, it could we worse.

Duck could have forgetten D!'s name and just called him 'Wedgehawk!'. After all, D!'s been...slightly absent from the scene as of late. Blame all those damn inner city kids he's been trying to inspire. Either way, the man behind the black shadowed fists is back, his trademark shades high on his forehead (what? YOu think he's the kind of ass who wears his sunglasses at nigh...er...indoors? No!). Walking up onto the dance/fighting floor, the tall American Boxer snaps out a few test jabs, making sure his muscles are limber and his body ready to get gritty. Finally, D! pockets his shades. NO sense in letting them get knocked off mid-fight. Straightening his jacket, the boxer smiles, gesturing for Sean to come forward.

"So what is your name kid?" he asks. After all, it'd be dumb for him to just call the kid 'Cornrow Kid' the whole match.

Hey wait a minute! Sean has been here before! >:O The Duck Pond was where the Brazillian Bomber once had a match to determine who was the coolest between himself, Frei, and Dong Hwan! .... Nobody won that. It was a sad story, in fact it was downright embarassing. It's likely too many people have decided to just forget that match so... Yeah, perhaps it is the first time he was here after all.
Anyway, it's familar territory for the energetic Matsuda, who's come fresh from some serious, hardcore, unBELIEVABLE training at the Masters estate. See that golden glow about him? Come on, look harder, see it? See??? All right, I'll fess up, it's not a glow, it's just the color of his gi. Anyway, he's been here for quite some time, plunking in quarters to ROCK OUT in Donkey Kong classic that's somewhere in the dank, dark corner of the club, "Come on MAN!" he yells, slamming his hands on the dashboard, "What the f- Mario you piece of crap, kick the barrels! Punch them! Something! ANYTHING!! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO M- What?"
He glances over his shoulder when the announcements begin, and remembers, crap he has a match! He has to push and worm his way through the crowd to get to the grand stage, and once he finally does, he catches sight of Ducks hairdo. He cracks up laughing. That is until his 'name' is announced, that shuts him up quickly. In fact, he's suddenly pointing at Duck with his gloved fingers, "Hey, man! Can't you read?? It says ' The Girls Call him 'Sean 'Big Daddy' Matsuda SSJ2'!' Come ooooooooon!"

COMBATSYS: HeavyD has started a fight here.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Sean has joined the fight here.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Sean

Both fighters are in place and as far as he has been told everything else is set in motion and ready to begin on his signal. Knowning that everything is going smoothely make Duck grin quite a bit and he weaves through the crowd to hop up onto the stage. "Shoes off if ya got em, boyos." he tells the two even though it doesn't look like he is removing his sneakers anytime soon. What the hell is he up to anyways? "Lets make it entertaining and beware of hearing the horn." he has a rather evil smile when he says that and he waggles his brows some before looking over the crowd once more.
"All right, give it up for the two that are gonna give it their all for you tonight!" with that final yell he tosses the mic aside to a security guard and backflips into one of the holes in the floor, which leans a mohawk sticking up from said hole till he ducks down to make it disappear. He really needs to get the floor raised if he does this again. It looks like the speaking is left to Buddy Lee at this point and he only has one word to say as he turns up 'Jungle Love' to blast over the crowd. "FIIIIIGHT!"

Once that magic word is said, D!'s in motion, trying to carefully circle around Sean, keeping mindful of the holes in the floor. Never know when one might drop in one...or worse, spike their foot on Duck's wild mohawk. In any case, the boxer starts to slowly close the distance on Sean, his fists kept tight in his usual boxing guard, shoulders low and face hidden behind his fists and forearms. Finally, once he's felt he's gauged his opponent enough, he snaps out a quick shot, a testing left jab snapped toward Sean in hopes of judging the kid's guard.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD successfully hits Sean with Jab Punch.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0             Sean

"Aw man, this is rediculous, the Prodigy of Ken Masters reduced to such a lame title. I really need a turn of luck, and fast.." Sean mutters to himself, though.. It just then clicks in that D! asked for his name! He slips out of his Jordons, more than used to fighting barefoot and kicks them aside, "Oh! Er, I know the title's kind of long, so just call me Sean! Let's see what you g- WOAH!" Fight's started! And D doesn't need much luck in landing the jab, Sean can't react in time and is popped right between the eyes, making him stagger back a bit in shock, "OW! .. I mean.. Didn't hurt!" he quickly snaps back, rubbing his face a moment.. And then retaliates with a snapping punch of his own, though he actually crouches, aiming to catch D in the knee!

COMBATSYS: Sean successfully hits HeavyD with Jab Punch.

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HeavyD           0/-------/------=|=------\-------\0             Sean

Heavy D! was half expecting a similar testing attack. However...he wasn't quite expecting it to come low like that. As such, his attempts to push through the expected jab only results in him going off balance slightly. Still, he's not going to get knocked down so easily. As low as Sean is, he's in perfect position for a rather...crushing attack. A Rock Crush-ing attack, to be exact. Pulling his right arm back, D! snaps it down in a sharp, downward blow, intent on catching the crouching Sean right in the temple.

Glerrble. Gllaaaarrrble.. Goooooooooouuubb.

Something beneath the flour is making swear swishing and sloshing noises. Almost like The Duck Pund was a giant eating machine that had indigestion or something. More over than that, one could almost swear a strange hand. . er. fin! Something like that where reaching out toward the feet to drag a fighter under, but it's gone so fast it couldn't of been there, right right?

COMBATSYS: Sean blocks HeavyD's Rock Crush.

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HeavyD           0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0             Sean

Well, with the music pumping the way it is, it's pretty easy for Sean to miss any kinds of weird sounds that's supposed to be going on below him. Right now all there is is himself and D! in the showdown of all showdowns! Anyway, yeah, so he gets the tag, and he's luckily in the position to defend himself in the process- The overhead swing lands smack into Seans wristguard, enough tension in his arm to keep it from budging, and the boy smirks, "Not bad, big man! I guess someone forgot to tell you you're dealing with the hottest babyface to hit the Street Fighting scene! Check out my fresh moves!" leaping up off the floor, Sean throws what seems to be a lone side kick toward D!s side, but it's not just one kick, no! Twirling like a tornado, Sean threatens to take D out with multiple spin-kicks with the front and flat of his foot, "Hoo! Huup! HYAAH!"

COMBATSYS: HeavyD blocks Sean's Tornado Kick.

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HeavyD           0/-------/------=|==-----\-------\0             Sean

Unfortunately there was evil afoot! Or at least something fishy was going on, under foot. That is to say, something was lurking under foot and if you didn't think that there was a fin attempting to untie the shoes of the fighters before, think again! Because it was at this time that the creature from under the duck pond emerged. Seriously, a giant fish monster crawls out of one of the holes in the floor. It's covered in fish monster, scales, slime, lots of slime. Okay maybe it's someone in a fish custom with their head in the mouth and a shiny pair of shades. Oh yeah and it's coming for YOU!!!

COMBATSYS: Naerose has joined the fight here.

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Sean             0/-------/-----==|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           0/-------/------=|

Heavy D! frowns as his Rock Crush is blocked by Sean's wristguard. He doesn't respond too much to Sean's taunting. Instead, he focuses just on the attacks. He doesn't even seem to noice the strange thing coming out of the pond. SOmething straight out of a B-movie. But D!'s cool, he's focused, he's together. He just keeps his eyes on Sean, and when the spin kicks come, D! leans back, absorbing the kicks with his forearms, snapping them out to knock aside the shots. Finally, once Sean drops back to the ground, D!'s in motion, trying to grab Sean by the Gi with his left hand, and pummel the hell out of his stomach with the other. Simple, effective, and in many cases brutal.

COMBATSYS: Sean interrupts Reverse Stomach Buster from HeavyD with Dragon Smash.
- Power hit! -

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Sean             0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           0/-------/---====|

Grin grin grin! Wait, no sadface! It's not entirely bad that his slick spin-kick is defended, but it would have been a lot cooler, in his opinion, if it blew through. Luckily though, it seems that much like himself, D! likes to keep things close quarters, and the moment he's grabbed is actually about the same moment that Naerose comes from out of seemingly nowhere to.. To uh.. Why is she even here??
"HOLY CRAP!!" Sean yells, he takes a blow to the gut, but at the same time, he's just so damn suprised that he just all out bursts upward into the air, slamming his fist under D's chin to knock him up and away from him as he himself rockets up into the air, "What is -that- thing!"
Upon landing on the ground he POINTS at the fish creature, quite frantically, "Check it out!! It's doing the Monster Mash!"

It might be difficult for D! to ignore this fish monster when it actually opened it's mouth and spewed it's lunch. Now for reference some species of fish probably spit up to feed their young right? Well the Fish Monster supposed so anyway, this wasn't a matter of wanting to cause harm, it was a matter of an expression of great love!


Projectile vomit coming your way D! And it s a super soaker aided slime green of gooo ness. Totally sick!

The monster Mash? Cool! Except the fish monster doesn't actually know how to do that.

COMBATSYS: HeavyD dodges Naerose's Large Thrown Object.

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Sean             0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           0/-------/---====|

And watch how that slime sails and nails some hapless woman in a white shirt which causes he to scream in terror while the crowd around cheers for the frantic woman that runs out of the pond. Slowly a mohawked head peeks out from one of the holes in the floor and Duck hmms lightly to himself. Oh well, can't be helped. Anyone who comes into this place should know that they are consenting to being part of the show. Not like anyone is getting punched in the face or anything. "Well I guess I won't take it out of her paycheck." he says to himself and quickly ducks back down to avoid being seen by the two fighters.

That didn't turn out so well. Instead of just hammering Sean, the boxer gets two fists to the chin for his trouble, a shot that sends the boxer skyward. Not good. The only real tradeoff to getting clocked like that is that he's sent over the nasty little projectile Nae-roe sends at him. Instead, D! ends up dropping onto his back hard. "OOF!" He's quick to get back up, however, grunting as he gives an eye toward Duck. Gritting his teeth, he turns back to Sean. This is not going well so far. Looks like D!'s going to have to step up.

PUshing back up onto his feet, the boxer quickly shuffles after Sean, aiming a sharp hook punch right underneath the Brazillian fighter's ribs.

Well the spew didn't work so well, after all, she was aiming at Sean, but if she couldn't hit the first time, she would get him the second. So swabbling over toward Sean like there ain't no thang. Opun reaching that hot little pancake pudding boy said fish monster tries to take his head in it's mouth, with a glerp! Say, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Lets find out! The Fish tries to inhale Sean's head hole!

COMBATSYS: Sean blocks Naerose's Strong Throw.

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Sean             0/-------/--=====|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           0/-------/---====|

COMBATSYS: Sean endures HeavyD's Hook Punch!

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Sean             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           0/-------/--=====|

"Ok, see, that's just gross." Sean makes clear as the fish creature spits what could be ecroplasm. Or perhaps mutagen. We may never know what it truely is until one of those fighters is nailed by it, and Sean is sure as heck it won't be him! That was no Monster Mash. It may have been short of Kicking Ass however.
"N- No! Stay away!!" Sean cries as Fishmaster N stumbles her way over toward the newcomer, it's almost like a scene out of a movie, the way he backs off. D!'s showing no mercy, though, so Sean only has a moment to catch the creature by it's 'mouth' and toss her off to the side, "Cut it out, get him, not me! I don't even like seafo- BLAUGH!" the hook punch right in the ribs? Sean, he definatly feels it, and in many's eyes it doesn't even look like the boy's benefitting from it. They couldn't be further from the truth though, because while he'd normally end up flying off to the side, he manages to get a grip on the offenders wrist as he grunts in pain. Assuming D! doesn't break free, it's then just a lift of arm, twist, and Sean attempts a serious shoulder throw to have his opponent kissing floor in seconds flat! "Is this it??"

COMBATSYS: Sean successfully hits HeavyD with Quick Throw.
- Power hit! -

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Sean             1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           1/-------/=======|

Well...at least Naerose went after Sean this time.

Not that it helps D!'s state at the moment. While he does manage to get a clean hit in on Sean's ribs, he ends up in a bit of a worse state, as his wrist is grabbed, and then...well, he's thrown right into the floor. Even worse, he ends up hitting right into the edge of one of the holes, his upper half hanging halfway in as his back is slammed right into the edge. "GNHHHHhhhh...." A hand on his back, he pushes himself back, trying to get some distance between him and the young cornrowed fighter. Time to take a breather, it seems...

COMBATSYS: HeavyD gains composure.

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Sean             1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           0/-------/-======|

Morgan Freeman narrates march of the Fish Monster as Captain N slides through the air on her stomach after being flung by mister meanie Sean and happens to be flying toward HeavyD! She flings her arms around, flails! Morgan Freeman talks about how this is all part of the mating process. Somehow N-gage was courting D! it was a beautiful process that would probably result in an egg and a harsh winter outside in the cold as Duck will likely fire her when this is over.

"Ow man, my fault," Sean has to cringe. That looked really painful, and the Brazillian can't help but feel responsible for that. Just, ouch. And who's a meanie?? Sean's just doing his thing! Take it back!
Even still though, a fights a fight, and the golden-yellow clad fighter can't bring himself to hold back; only because he's afraid if he shows too much concern, it'll cost him the match!
Also he has no clue what the Fish creature is doing, but he'll go ahead and make the trouble double! With a sprint, he drops to the ground and snaps a low kick- Toward the knee again if he can!

COMBATSYS: Sean successfully hits HeavyD with Light Kick.

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Sean             1/-----==/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           0/-------/=======|

COMBATSYS: HeavyD endures Naerose's Delphine Charge.

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Sean             1/-----==/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           1/-------/=======|

He probably courted this trouble by hanging back, but what's a boxer to do? In any case, he can't really do much against the low kick Sean sends at him. What with the creature from the goon lagoon flying toward him. He winces at the sharp hit into his knee...but when Naerose nears him, D! just charges in. Rather go forward than fall back at this point, after all. He gets staggered by Naerose's dive into him...but in the midst of being turned about the hit, he disappears. Or at least seems to. Suddenly, he phases back into sight near Sean, hooks thrown rapidly at the fighter in hopes of overwhelming the Ken wannabe.

COMBATSYS: Sean fails to interrupt Ducking Combination from HeavyD with Hyper Tornado.

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Sean             0/-------/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           1/-----==/=======|

Well that was painful, first she hits the wall of muscle and then he DBZ's on her and she flies into the crowd. Unfortunately someone isn't fast enough to get out of her way and therefore she ends up with a person hanging out of her mouth, their legs dangling out and kicking around as she tries to control the crazy Fish transformation. Probably there is screaming, that of the man she half ingested and part from Naerose. Ever had a cat in your pants? Come on we all have. This is what it is like.

COMBATSYS: Sean blocks Naerose's Light Kick.

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Sean             1/-------/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose
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HeavyD           1/-----==/=======|

Nice combination, if Sean didn't say so himself! It doesn't take Sean long to get back to his feet after the lower-attack, but once he does he just sort of blinks, ".. What the, where did he-" he starts, and that's where his instincts kick in, and where his training somewhat pays off. He feels D! is close-by, and he's not even going to TRY to figure out what the Fish Creature is doing- Heck, it might by that chaos that throws off his mojo, he just bareley manages to blow off the flailing kick, but on the other hand, he can't smash through D!s assault, it's just too quick!
Sean is battered and bruised from the well executed hooks, but not quite beaten! "M- Man, that could have gone better.. Looks like I'm going to have to pull out the stops," he grunts, spitting off to the side, and then charges forward one more again. It's just an all-out charge, Sean practically diving in an attempt to tackle D! to the floor, sit up, and then proceed to throw some nasty punches at the sides of the mans head! "From Downtown!!"

Nice combination, if Sean didn't say so himself! It doesn't take Sean long to get back to his feet after the lower-attack, but once he does he just sort of blinks, ".. What the, where did he-" he starts, and that's where his instincts kick in, and where his training somewhat pays off. He feels D! is close-by, and he's not even going to TRY to figure out what the Fish Creature is doing- Heck, it might by that chaos that throws off his mojo, he just bareley manages to blow off the flailing kick, but on the other hand, he can't smash through D!s assault, it's just too quick!
Sean is battered and bruised from the well executed hooks, but not quite beaten! "M- Man, that could have gone better.. Looks like I'm going to have to pull out the stops," he grunts, spitting off to the side. But what's he got left up his sleeve? It's impossible to tell!

D! has the upper hand now! And now that he has it...he's not about to let up, no way, no how. Even as he pulls back from the wicked Ducking Combination, the boxer reels his arm back, as if preparing for a nasty hook of some sort. However, instead, his other fist snaps out, aiming a deft cross at Sean's chin in hopes of dropping him straight out. NOthing fancy here. Just keeping up the pressure.

COMBATSYS: Sean fails to interrupt Medium Punch from HeavyD with Hadou Burst.

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HeavyD           1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose

COMBATSYS: Sean can no longer fight.

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HeavyD           1/----===/=======|-------\-------\0          Naerose

What happens next...? N one could of expected, the Fish monster actually swallows the person whole. There is some fighting that goes on before the Fish Monster EXPLODES in a mass of goo and slime and two people are freed from the depths of the fish. One, the audience memeber, the other, a Witch <3. Both of which are sort of left covered in well.. you don't want to know.
CoMbAtSis'ta: Naerose can no longer interfere.

Wuh oh.. Looks like Sean is in trouble, and he's pushed back in a corner here. With D! attacking with the intent to bring on the pain, Sean has to switch gears, and take a page right out of Sakura's book, "I got this, I got this," he grunts to himself, his palms drawn back and teeth grit. D! should be able to see it, the energy crackling and gathering within the palms of the Ansatsuken student, clearly this is going to be a painful episode, as he cries, "COME ONNNNN, BULLET!"
He's waited a moment too long, it'd seem though, D's fist goes BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!11! His head snaps to the side, the glow all but dissipating and he hits the floor flat on his back. Just.. Just laid out like Tyson hit him or something! ".. ugh... Mother.."

There is a bit of a pause to really see if Sean is down and slowly Duck rises out from the nearest hole that Sean is laying near. Reaching out he lifts one of the boy's arms and watches it fall limp. "Medic!" he calls and from one of the other holes a woman in a rather small nurse outfit on grabs Sean by the gi and pulls him under leaving the fighter's fate unknown. As for Duck, he climbs out and the fans start to cheer for D! as he gets his hand raised in victory by the club owner. "A good showing as always." He says while fishing out a wad of bills to hand over to the boxer.
Naerose on the other hand seems to not be getting her pay after some of the antics she had caused. Then again it was good for business so he will give the woman a bit of a break. She kicks Sean's shoes towards the witch and points to her. "Hey get cleaned up and get out of here. I'll call ya if you are needed again." he tells her and the holes in the floor are soon filled by rising tiles that fit into place. Not a bad restart at all if he does say himself.

Heavy D! holds back as well, seeing Sean drop to the ground. He wants to see if it's an actual knock out too...and when Sean's arm drops limp, he relaxes. He's got this won. He waits until Duck comes over to raise his hand, of course, before he lets a smile come up. He gives a brief nod at the cheers the club goes give before taking the purse for the win. Of course, he gives Naerose a bit of a strange look, blinking as the fighter's shoes are kicked toward her. "Er...." Of course, taking pity on Sean after that, he unrolls a few bills from the wad Duck gave him, leaving some tucked in the unconscious fighter's gi. Not the whole cost, of course....after all, Sneakers are ridiculously expensive...but hey, the kid deserves at least something, especially after losing his sneaks.

Their is no pickmeups like freebies, especially air Jordan's. Awesome. Now there is no way those would fit her, after all, shoto feet are way too large for their bodies, everyone knows that. So the witch in getting kicked out of the club has a duty to wear them with pride, which she does, over her boots. That way they actually fit.
The witch picks herself up and looks around. This way, that way. Duck way. D! way and totally tries to nick a free drink off the table of the woman who got nailed by the slime. She wasn't drinking it. It's that on her way making a speeeedy get away and slam dunking her way to the WNBA! She was totally gonna try out for the Shock.

Log created by Duck, and last modified on 03:13:18 02/02/2007.