SNF 2005.10 - Hokutomaru vs Niesje

Description: Kid ninja versus Gedo teacher! (Winner: Hokutomaru)

About two hours ago Hokutomaru was hiding, ready to appear in a brilliant display of pyrotechnics and chi. He was ready to leap down from an even taller building than the one he's on now, which has SNF cameras and crew all over the place. But nope, that didn't end up happening. Instead he gave up on waiting and hopped down, looking somewhat agitated. "Well, I knew this was a possiblility." So who was this other person who was supposed to be the Chaos Agent? He didn't know her at all, and now he was informed that she was to be his new opponent. Way to go, SNF. Pulled that one out of the fire. He hmms a little and looks around. Where is she? And how the heck to you pronounce 'Niesje?'

It's pronounced 'knee-shuh'. Just keep the 'ee' or 'uh' parts short. But that's not the point, as Hokutomaru would not bother to find out the name. Or maybe he would. I have no idea, really. You try foreshadowing! However, the answer to his first question soon appeared, as Niesje climbed out of the stairwell, and glanced around. As her eyes fall upon Hokutomaru, she frowns. "...I'm fighting a kid?"

Oh no. Oh no she didn't. She didn't just call him a /kid/ did she? As a matter of fact, she did. "Hey!" He marches right up too her and clenches his fists holding them down by his sides, causing his arms to shake. "Hey! I'm no kid, okay! I'm a full fledged Shiranui Ninja, so you'd better watch you you're calling a kid! Hmph!" He crosses his arms and turns his head away. "You think I'm weak just because I'm young and small, but you're wrong, and I'm going to prove it to you!" He walks away a little to just opposite the center of the ring. "Hey, announcer guy! Get this thing started, hurry up! I want to show her my true power!" The announcer sweatdrops and looks to Niesje.

Niesje simply raises an eyebrow at Hokutomaru, then nods slightly to the announcer, bringing the haft of her halberd to rest on the ground in front of her, and letting her free arm drop to her side. "My apologies."

COMBATSYS: Niesje has started a fight here.

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Niesje           0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru has joined the fight here.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Niesje

Hokutomaru scrunches up his face and looks to the announcer, nodding. The announcer shakes his head. He wasn't payed enough to babysit, "FIGHT!" And what does Hokutomaru do? "If you think I'm such a kid, why don't you go ahead and attack me and see what happens!"

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru takes no action.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Niesje

Niesje nods a half-inch. "Let's have a fair fight." She spins her arm in a slow circle, then a chain leaps out from her sleeve, wrapping around one of the more burly cameramen, then tosses him towards Hokutomaru.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru overcomes Large Thrown Object from Niesje with Large Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Niesje

Is staff involvement allowed in Saturday Night Fight matches? Well, whatever the case Hoktuomaru has a large man flying at him. "Yeek!" He jumps out of the way, sending the man flying perilously close to the edge of the building. He then shakes his head, "You deserve one thing and one thing alone... Pie!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a nice banana cream, twirling it on one finger before flinging it at Niesje's face. "Hya!"

COMBATSYS: Niesje negates Large Thrown Object from Hokutomaru with Thrown Chain.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0           Niesje

"A pie? You call that fair?" Niesje twirls the chain twice more, then releases it, letting it fly through the air towards Hokutomaru, cutting the pie plate in half on it's way, which has the unfortunate side-effect of spraying meringue and banana cream everywhere.

Hokutomaru frowns slightly, "Just because you got away from my pies once doesn't mean you'll get away from them forever!" He reaches into his pocket, and doesn't pull out pie! Instead, he holds three sharp, metal shuriken in his hand, "You call throwing cameramen at me fair?" He then grins a little, "See if you can dodge this!" He throws the first two shuriken directly directly towards her, while the third one flies over her head and boomerangs, flying back to hit her in the back if she's not careful.

COMBATSYS: Niesje endures Hokutomaru's Shuriken.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0           Niesje

"I would." Niesje holds her staff behind her in precisely the right place to block the last shuriken, letting the other two hit her as she takes one long steps forwards. Close enough to Hokutomaru to strike with her halberd, now, she sweeps at his feet with the staff, then follows up with an axe strike should this prove successful.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru counters Bad Trip from Niesje with Rakka-zan.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

"Hmph! Now, I'm going to show you my true power!" The handle of the weapon comes for him, knocking his feet out from under him. But before he even hits the ground the ninja dissapears from sight, leaving the axehead of the halberd to slam into the roof of the building. A smoke bomb goes off over Niesje's head, and inside of it Hokutomaru appears. He falls sideways quickly and removes his bokken, letting out a loud yell as he charges it with energy and swings it hard, smacking Niesje right in the side of the head with it, his rotation leaving him to land right on his feet. "Now, don't ever call me a kid again!" He returns the weapon to his back.

Niesje twitches on the ground for a few moments. "...Impressive..." She slowly struggles to her feet, and breaths carefully, raising her halberd again as if to strike, then lashing out with her chain to snap a piece of the fallen pie plate at Hokutomaru.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru overcomes Thrown Object from Niesje with Large Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

Hokutomaru actually smiles. He's being taken seriously now! He does blink a little bit at the pie pan being hit at him, though. "Umm! Just a fair warning, it usually isn't a very good idea to hit things at me. Ninja are masters of throwing arts!" He grins a little and removes two kunai from his pockets, holding one in each hand. He swings his left arm forward, releasing the first dagger towards the and, hitting it and nailing it hard to the roof. He then swings his right arm, the second flying dagger aiming straight for Niesje's gut.

COMBATSYS: Niesje overcomes Large Thrown Object from Hokutomaru with Large Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

Seeing that the cameramen are a little leery of coming near her, now, Niesje reaches out with her chain and grabs a random cinderblock off the ground, and hurls it towards Hokutomaru's daggers, deflecting both of them, then letting it fly on it's own course towards him.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru overcomes Large Thrown Object from Niesje with Large Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

COMBATSYS: Niesje overcomes Large Thrown Object from Hokutomaru with Grand Chain.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru negates Grand Chain from Niesje with Large Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

Holy carp! A cinderblock!? Yeep! That's no good at all! Hokutomaru sweatdrops, "Ok, so maybe you can throw too!" He begins reaching into his pockets and just starts flinging bladed objects, pies, and smokebombs at the cinderblock. And what's this, she throws chains at him too? Crap! He redoubles his effort, eventually knocking those down as well. He pants a little bit, and then grins at her wide. "Wow, that was great!"

Niesje inclines her head slightly. "You too." She furrows her eyebrows, trembles a little, then suddenly dashes forwards, unleashing a small series of stabs at Hokutomaru's various vital organs.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru dodges Niesje's Relative Frenzy.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|===----\-------\0           Niesje

Hokutomaru gets horribly brutally slashed to pieces with the stabs of the weapon! Oh, the humanity! Oh, wait... That's not Hokutomaru, that's a large piece of roofing! The real ninja is behind Niesje, grinning a little and throwing a second piece of tiling towards the back of her head!

COMBATSYS: Niesje endures Hokutomaru's Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           Niesje

Niesje sees the tile coming in the reflective surface of her glasses, and calmly turns around, taking a step towards the ninja, but then taking no other move, just waiting with a slight frown. This, of course, causes her to get hit by the roofing tile, and she grits her teeth.

COMBATSYS: Niesje focuses on her next action.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           Niesje

Hokutomaru stretches out a little and then drops back into his fighting stance. A good old fashioned staring match. He's been in a couple of these before. Who will blink first, Niesje or Hokutomaru!? Who will win this most incredible of showdowns! Only time will tell!!!

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru focuses on his next action.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           Niesje

Yes, who indeed? The duel of wills will span until the end of- Wait, Niesje just moved again. Nevermind. She coils a chain into a small ball in one smooth motion, and tosses it towards Hokutomaru.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru overcomes Thrown Object from Niesje with Large Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|====---\-------\0           Niesje

COMBATSYS: Niesje slows Large Thrown Object from Hokutomaru with Thrown Chain.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

Hokutomaru blinks. More chains, huh? Well, there's only one thing he can do about that! Throw things back at her. In fact, he picks up three of the larger chains she threw at him earlier and spins around, not knowing how to do it properly, and hurls them right back at her. "Hiiiiiiya!"

Niesje tosses another chain, but chains don't tend to deflect chains so well... it hits her in the face, and she bites her lip, breathing calmly to keep her concentration.

Well, that worked! And what's to do but follow it up with some more? He reaches down and grabs more of the chains thrown at him and begins flinging them at her. Someone needs to tell him when to quit... "Hehehe! Now I know why you attack with these, this is pretty fun!"

COMBATSYS: Niesje blocks Hokutomaru's Large Thrown Object.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/-----==|======-\-------\0           Niesje

And now Niesje loses her cool. "That's my technique! You aren't even fighting properly!" She rushes towards the ninja, and swings wildy with the axeblade. "Are you a kid, that's all you can do, copy!?"

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru fails to interrupt Random Weapon from Niesje with Random Weapon.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0           Niesje

Hokutomaru frowns, "Hey! Just because something is working for me doesn't mean you should get all angry about it!" He then grins. Well, he doesn't have an axe... Oh, a camera! He runs over and snatches it, trying to smash Niesje in the face with it... and instead gets a stomach full of axe. "OUCH! OUCH OUCH OUCH!" Yes folks, that's blood.

Niesje smiles widely, shifting from foot from foot rapidly. "You were saying?" She crouches, then swings her halberd in a wide arc again, attempting to do Hokutomaru some more harm.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru endures Niesje's Random Weapon.

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Hokutomaru       1/------=/=======|=======\-------\1           Niesje

Hokutomaru lifts the camera high above his head, holding it back and glareing at Niesje. There's a very large glint of excitement in them, though. "OUCH!" Another loud yell as he gets hit. "I'M GOING TO HIT YOU ON THE HEAD NOW!" And so, he swings the camera down. Hard. On her /head/.

COMBATSYS: Niesje counters Random Weapon from Hokutomaru with Calm the Storm.

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Hokutomaru       1/----===/=======|=------\-------\0           Niesje

Niesje takes a step back, planting her halberd in the ground in an instant, spearpoint towards Hokutomaru. "CALM THE STORM!" Naturally, as he's is charging straight towards her, he runs into it. She tears off her sunglasses with her free hand, revealing blazing red eyes.

Hokutomaru frowns, and growls as he gets stuck with a spear. He steps back. "Oh... that's it... You're going down now, lady!" He reaches into his pockets and pulls a boatload of shurikens from his pockets, "IKUZO!" There's a bright flare in his eyes as he begins throwing them fistfull after fistfull at her, "Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne!" And then, the biggest shuriken of them all! He rips it out of his pocket and spins around three times, trying to slash her with it, before letting go and trying to just slam it into her. "EAT THAT!" A wide grin.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru successfully hits Niesje with Chou Hissatsu Shuriken.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/-----==|=====--\-------\0           Niesje

Niesje tries to grab each of the shuriken in turn, but misses them all, except the last, which she manages to get stuck in her hand. "AHG! Is that all you have?" She plucks the big shuriken out of her hand, watches the blood drip out for a moment, then glares at Hokutomaru as she takes her halberd in both hands. "You just made your last mistake, boy!" She aims an overhead blow at his head.

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru counters Axe of Damocles from Niesje with Rakka-zan.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/----===|=======\-------\1           Niesje

Hokutomaru shakes his head, "No it's not! I'm going to make many, many more mistakes, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" An axes comes towards his head, and he simply sidesteps it letting it hit the roof beside him. "Now..." An /insanely/ wide grin. "I said... I'M GOING TO HIT YOU ON THE HEAD!" He pulls out his bokken and grits his teeth, the weapon glowing with a bright orange energy. "Hyahyahyahyahyahyahyahyahya!" He begins repeatedly bashing her on the top of the head with it, not relenting for a good long while, a massive streak of orange chi hanging in the air long after he stops.

Niesje is struck by the bokken repeatedly, causing some nasty lacerations, and more than her fair share of blood. She stares down at Hokutomaru for a long moment. "...Fine." She shakes her head a little, and falls to one knee, then narrows her eyes, and stabs up at him with her halberd. Then, her eyes roll into her head, and she falls to the ground.

COMBATSYS: Niesje can no longer fight.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/----===|

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru counters Calm the Storm from Niesje with Rakka-zan.

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Hokutomaru       0/-------/----===|

Hokutomaru thwaps the bokken against his hand menacingly. He jumps the stab and lands beside it, holding his bokken like a baseball bad and smacking her in the side of the head with it once more. "Sheesh! She just wouldn't fall down!" He shudders a little, and then looks down at the stabbings and piercings in his stomach... "Owie..." He shakes his head a little, bending down to her, "Um, are you alright?"

COMBATSYS: Hokutomaru has ended the fight here.

Log created by Hokutomaru, and last modified on 20:29:29 10/23/2005.