SNF 2019.05 - SNF: Means of Production

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Description: Despite the rise of Japanese cars into the global market, auto production in Metro City endures. Countless experimental models, ranging from a focus to performance to efficiency, is the path made to keep its car relevant. The scrapyard is the price paid for the effort. And yet, this graveyard of failed experiments is choice pickings for the automotive genius of Abigail. While Abigail is free to seize whatever he likes here, thanks to an understanding with the owner Caine, it's where the World Warrior Abigail is left to face the infamous Marduk. Marduk has been introduced to the scrapyard for one reason, and one reason alone: to break apart broken cars without getting sued. Again. Will Abigail and Marduk reach an understanding between the balance of creation and destruction? Or will the duo break down to the hard tacks in a wrestling match of the ages?

"Holy shit just look at this place!"

Those are the words from Craig Marduk, as he comes out of his Uber. Down in the West Side of Metro City, there was the heaping automotive junkyard, the scrapyard for the old cars that found their way from warehouses to the grave. Marduk himself was clad in his straight out fighting garb, with green and purple shorts, arms pads and knee pads, and of course, a scraggy hoodie over his upper torso. The towering Aussie sneers as he comes out, looking around with his hands on his hips. The SNF crew was already out, as Marduk shakes his head.

"Just look at all these god damn cars!"

Marduk nearly bounces as he springs from wreck to wreck, like a fanciful fairy at a candy shop. "Like holy shit, the got Cameries, and Volvos, and even some god dam Chevies. God damn, like, holy shit, someone get a fucking camera on me." Marduk's sneer turns into a scowl. "HOLY SHIT GET A FUCKING CAMERA ON ME YOU FUCKERS!" A cameraman, snapping out of his pre-editing, scrambles as he rushes to Marduk's side, training it on him. Marduk smiles again, as he looks right in. "Holy shit, that's what I like. I'm Craig Marduk, Private 1st Class of the NOL, and I'm here for some fucking Saturday Night Fighting and shit. I just got back from my DVD work for the Detective Pikachu movie, and now I'm going to meet up with my good buddy Abigail in this scrapyard, to wrestle, and most importantly, throw cars around." Marduk rubs his hands together. "Now Abigail, who is a dude and shit, despite his girl name, is a real fucking badass. He's kind of a retard and shit, but he's been winning stuff and shit, and he loves his cars. Now when I heard he was gonna be up for fighting, I was like 'holy shit I wanna throw some cars at him' so here we go. We're gonna throw some cars around, it'll be fucking bad ass, and you know, if we feel some fucking magic, I might even pop him the question." Marduk turns away from the camera, before holding up one finger. He turns back to the camera, holding it with one hand as he leans in hard.

"No Homo."


Abigail's deep voice practically explodes like a sub-woofing bomb over the junkyard, descending with hair whipping force from on high as spotlights crank on and turn towards the gargantua's position atop a tall heap of haphazardly stacked junked cars.

The brute grins, teeth full and Slasher-Film like as he flexes his landscape scale physique and hauls up what looks to be a compact car of sorts up by a single arm - his fingers digging into and crushing the roof as he literally bicep curls the vechicle up. infront of him.

"I been looking forward to this.." he rumbles, eyes practically lit up as his grin grows, "Let's give 'em a high horsepower race that'll break all the records!!"

With that he swings the car around in front of hi mand claps his free hand on he opposite side of it. The frame immediately explodes, popping like balloon and condensing into a crushed mangled mass between the hands of the human junkyard compactor.


That display of brute strength done, he tosses the balled up metal over his shoulder and then leaps, lunging from the pile of scrap metal down towards the earth below where his impact sends off a lurching quake that triggers several car alarms despite their supposed safe distance from the match zone. Dusting himself off he begins approaching Marduk though he slows in consideration as he draws nearer, "Hey...did you ever pay me for work on that Hummer???"

Marduk doesn't even flinch, as the bellow comes.

Abigail and Marduk may not have left on the best terms last time. Or perhaps, it was the best terms they could muster. Big vs Big always had strange bedfellows. As Abigail goes to detour into business, the wrestler dismisses it. "The check's in the mail! Once I get the proceeds from my voice work for the Detective Pikachu movie, you'll get that Hummer job paid for!" Marduk explains, as he grins back at Abigail. As he watches Abigail heft and hurl that car though, he practically wriggles in his shorts, hooting and applauding loudly. "Holy shit dude, you are SLAMMING those cars! You are a fucking BEAST, GOD DAMN!"

And that brings his attention on a car nearby.

It's an old Hyundai coupe, a two-seater that's been eaten through by rust. Marduk actually swaggers up to it. "Now this is just a warm-up, Abigail, just a fucking warm up. Once we start pounding each other and shit, you know I'm gonna be hefting a god damn MONSTER TRUCK!" He stretches a bit, as the cameras fix on him. Hands on his knees, he does a few power squats. "Holy shit, I can feel it. These cars are about to take a ride on the MARDUK EXPRESS! They better call up NASA, cause I'm gonna chuck this shit STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING MOON!" He gets in position, and then, hands on the bumper, he takes his grip.

And Marduk hesitates.

Marduk furrows his brow, and grunts. Getting behind the coupe, he groans, as he struggles to lift. And yet, nothing. He tries again. "What the fuck is the matter with me, Abigail?" He spits out, throwing back his hood as he steps back. He looks at the bigger man, a look of equal measures of disgust and shame. "I can't-"

"I can't get it up?!"

Pity. A look of pity and concern is on Abigail's face and he's forced to look away as he shakes his head and then lifts a hand to cover his mouth. How much of this is him hamming it up or how much of it is true sorrow at Marduks 'plight' is anyone's uuess mind you but he does seem rather troubled by this turn of events.

"C'mon man.." he rumbles before turning back to Marduk and starting to approach, shaking the ground with his steps and rattling the piles of scrap metal with his passage as he brars down on Marduk.

"C'MON! You gonna waste our time with this?! Man..even freakin' BIG BEAR could lift that. Aint he an Aussie like you? You wanna get left behind at the starting line by BIG BEAR!?"

Of course, neither of them are him, but you know..we can't all be Abigail.

"Turn that car into a lunchbox or I'm gonna do it..and stuff you in it!"


The look of pity seems to ignite a flash of anger in Marduk's heart, as he transfixes back up at the bigger man. It was -very- embarassing. What if Zangief was watching? Or the NOL? "I can't fucking FOCUS if you are FUCKING PRESSURING ME! THis isn't a fucking thing to do on FUCKING COMMAND!" Marduk was turning hot, a rage building in his shame. "I wanted this to be fun, I wanted this to be FUCKING AWESOME but you are pushing me, Abigail, you are pushing up to the fucking edge.

"I'm a fucking leaning tower of FUCK YOU and you are posing for the wrong FUCKING PICTURES!"

Marduk actually puffs his chest out, trying his best to stand up to Abigail. The judges can sense it, it was about to become a fight. Which doesn't work, but it's a noble effort as his sneers up at Abigail, throwing his hood back on as he balls up his fists.

"You want to throw down this NOW!?"

"Whoa whoa, whoa! Language!! I'm the Neo League Champion, you know. I got kids who are fans of me and endorsement deals to consider!" chastises Abigail as he holds both of his huge hands up, grinning that distirbuingly big grin of his and all to happy at having riled Marduk up. It also helps being more then eight feet and some change and somewhere veering in on half a ton of muscle ecause Marduk shouting at near anyone else would proably reduce them to a puddle of tar. Abigail just find sit hilarious like any would be bully and former crimeinal organization enforcer of his stature might.

Then again..this -is- Marduk..and he did lose their previous and only fight..

"Look it aint my fault you can't do it 'on command' but hey we all can't be me..." he rumbles, continuing to push the man. Meanwhile a massive fist balls up while his other hand remains planted on his waist. It's not subtle considering his arms are practicaly the size of or bigger then Zangief's legs - no really they are look it up.

"You gonna keep crying about it or DO SOMETHING?!"

COMBATSYS: Abigail has started a fight here.

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Abigail          0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Marduk has joined the fight here.

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Marduk           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          Abigail

"You think you are the only one with fucking kid fans?!"

Marduk might be the joe pesci in this balance, but Marduk doesn't back down, as he stews in his temper. "I even did a Make A Wish event with one of my biggest fans! I ground and pounded the shit out of him, like a champ, and he only just passed away after I made his life worth living again! I fucking love my kid fans, and I would give every one a fucking high five! That's why I wanted to do voice work for Detective Pikachu! Cause kids are our future and shit!" Marduk turns his head, sneering up at Abigail. "And you know what, Abigail?"

And Marduk steps in.

Marduk actually goes for the left leg, using his size -disadvantage- as an advantage. Should he step in, the wrestler would actually attempt to hook his upper arm under Abigail's knee, fixing it in place with the other hand. There, he would lift up, and attempting to flip Abigail on his back, letting him slam into the coupe. He wouldn't go for the pin, but it was a clear statement of intent.


COMBATSYS: Abigail endures Marduk's Strong Throw.

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Marduk           0/-------/-------|===----\-------\0          Abigail

The entire car seems to vanish - swallowed up by the billboard dwarfing upper torso of Abigail and then flattening to the ground into a crater that forms from a combo of the behemoths weight and Marduk's strength. Abigial's arms and legs flail upward as pieces of the shattered car spray everywhere and compress wildly around his sinking frame.

He blinks a few times, lips pursing and eyes then bulging out from the sher force of it and then he lays there an extra second as the violent shockwave of the impact continues to reverbate through him.

"...You're a bad role model.."

And with that Abigail leaps, his sheer strength pulling him up ou tof the crater and the flattened car and sending him into a full on flip as he lunges into the air and then comes descending down towards Marduk with both of his huge hands hurtling like boulders at the wrestler. "But good job on Detective Pikachu!!"

COMBATSYS: Abigail successfully hits Marduk with Giant Flip.

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Marduk           0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0          Abigail

"Why thank you Abigail!"

Marduk bellow firmly, readjusting to his stance as he struggles to put up a guard against the full force of the slam. Marduk actually manages to block it, technically. THe problem was the same problem most people run into when facing Abigail. Like, how do you block the force of an avalanche. You kinda just grin and bear it. Marduk, in fact, DOES grin and bear it, the firm muscled body of the grappler only taking away slow forming bruises on impact. As the welts build, as he struggles on his feet, he keeps it on stride.

Almost businesslike, once again.

"I wanted to capture the magic of Pokemon, for my younger fans. I did a very good job I think on working with Will Smith or whoever the hell he is. Maybe I can share some of my impressions with you! CAUSE I AM STILL FUCKING MAD YOU MADE FUN OF MY CAR LIFTING!" Marduk, still stiff from his focus on defense, makes for a full forced takedown now. THrowing himself hard at Abigail to try and catch him before he can recover (which would have been a lot easier if he did it before talking), he would attempting to lift Abigail by the knees, and slam him on his back. There, he wouldn't go for the ground and pound: but a straight out clutch pin. It was too early for a tap out. But with Abigail's incredible strength and momentum, Marduk was using his head. A slugging match with Abigail was going to be trouble. But using his own size against him... well, it was a good idea. Highlighted, unfortunately, by Marduk roaring out.


COMBATSYS: Abigail just-defends Marduk's Crushing Throw!

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Marduk           0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0          Abigail

Timing is everything in a fight potentially as evenly matched as this one. Abigail has just enough space of time to work with, due to the added talkative nature of his foe, that when Marduk finally slams into him ..the wrestler finds that trying to dislodge Abigail is several degrees harder then pullin g a sequioa up by the roots - (which Marduk probably could manage actually, some rumors suggest.) Abigail, therefore, must be a few steps beyond such a feat as he holds his ground like some sort of mutant version of Superman, and becomes the proverbial immovable object as he leans his weight and manages his unfeasible superhuman strength in a way to avoid being unseated from his stance. Instead, Marduk's impact provides a thunderous *BOOM* followed by him struggling against the motionless body of the Mad Gear behemoth as Abigail grins down at him and speaks.

"Oh yeah?! Well good job on landing the role! But yo're gonna have to do more then that if you want to get back up to car bench pressing status!"

He pushes his massive chest out, the mother of all chest bumps to try and shove Marduk backwards and then he lunges forward, twiting and spinning to send a monstrous back arm hurtling at Marduk like a falling skyscraper support girder. THis is followed up by Abigail spinning a full rotation to bring his other arm around and up in a uppercut that seems to distort the very air around it in a shockwave long before it actually near Marduk's body.

"Vrooom..KABOOOM!" he roars, "Let Abigail's Scrap Metal help you with a workout to get you back into full bench pressin', automobile crushin' form!"

COMBATSYS: Marduk interrupts Abi Twist from Abigail with Bull Charge.
- Power hit! -

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Marduk           0/-------/----===|=======\=------\1          Abigail

"GOD DAMN you are TOUGH!"

THat is Marduk's response as he struggles knock the immobile Abigail down. Struggling hard against the massive man, he grunts and groans as he struggles to get -any- leverage. Leverage that is met with a sudden chest bump. "Well as a matter of fact, I haven't landed a role." Marduk corrects Abigail curtly. When the chest bump comes, however?

Marduk -slams- right back.

His arms low right for the unmovable knees, he hammers them right as the unmovable man -moves-. Abigail's momentum is overwhelming; Marduk has no way to stop him now. If he blocks again, he's going to get stampeded through, or smashed through with those guard crushing fists. "A workout- THat's it!" Marduk dips lower, as he kind of curls forward and inward. It looks like he is using the turtle method to get pummeled down...

And then he rises.

Letting Abigail's momentum -hammer- on him, the shockwave rips over Marduk's flesh as he scoops Abigail up by the shins, letting the momentum carry over him as he -flips- the massive Abigail up and over his back, like a raging bull. Groaning at the sheer effort, he turns around, his bald head exposed, as he flexes. "YEAH! YEAH! Looks like I need to do a -power lift-!" He roars.

"But DAMN why can I lift -you- but not a damn CAR!?"

One does not simply chest-bump back at Abigail. One does not siply collide the pecs with the Superhuman hot rodder. That is unless one is named Marduk. In which case anything is possible, including throwing the momentum of the colossus off and ending up with the behemoth tumbling back through the air to go slamming into a pile of wreckage. It flattens, contorts and twists around him and then proceeds to bury him with a thunderous symphony of noise that is then overwhelmed by Marduk's victorious shouting.

This is all good until Abigail practically explodes out of the debris pile that was previously a type of grave marker. He's looking bruised and cut now and the faintest twinkle of rage is in his eyes as he stalks forward, body swelling and turning red and tee shirt splitting apart at the seams from his enlarging form.

"That's AWESOME! Now you're figuring it out!" he roars before suddenly lunging at Marduk, chest first again, this time thundering in like a semi-truck cab going full throttle at its target.

"Now let's kick it into the next gear!!"

For one does not simply chest bump Abigail!

COMBATSYS: Marduk endures Abigail's Hungabee.

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Marduk           0/-------/=======|=======\==-----\1          Abigail

Oh no.

Some people talk about the Marduk Express. That's nothing compared to the horsepower that Abigail was rocking. As the grappler recovers from his great toss, he looks at the incoming Abigail. "Oh... OH SHIT!" Is all he can muster as he is outright run over. Marduk wraps around Abigail's chest like it was the son of Ky Kiske and some leather clad bimbo. Struggling to make -any- impact, it dawns on Marduk that maybe, maybe this was his opening. It was a brilliant plan. He was not going to bump out of this one. There was absolutely no flaw with the plan.

And Marduk is smooshed right into the back of an Escalade.

It's a full fender bender as he is then having the cadillac wrapped around him. Writhing on the point, he gives a great heave as he wrenched his somewhat crushed body out of it. While the bones avoided most of the impact... the flesh was not so hot. Ever see a bruise get so bad, it gets wet? Yeah, getting on the wrong side of Abigail is not the kind of freight train adventure you want. Marduk groans, as he turns around.

And he suddenly grabs the Escalade, heaving up the great SUV. Balancing it unevenly, he holds it high. "Holy... HOLY SHIT! I GOT IT UP ABIGAIL! BIIIIITCH GONNA SLAM THIS DOWN! IT'S MAMAHAHA's CHOICE BIIIIIITTCH!" Marduk growls and groans, as he finally gives a heaving heft, hurling out the massive vehicle straight forward, right at Abigail. "YEAH! YEAH!"


COMBATSYS: Marduk successfully hits Abigail with Huge Thrown Object.
~ Cruel hit! ~

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Marduk           1/---====/=======|=======\=====--\1          Abigail

"VROOOM!!" Abigail thunders as he leans forward into a gargantuan most muscular flex and then follows it up with a pec bounce that practically shreds his ruined tank top into pieces. "Yeah!"

His victory pose is interrupted by Marduk's own hootin' and hollarin' and he squints as that Escalade get hefted up overhead. "Wow...'BOUT TIME!" he roars. Truthfully there's a part of him that wonders what the big deal is. He does this sort of thing all the time! Then again, Abigial is also Abigail so normal everyday feats like..picking up this cardboard box are equatable to picking up a Monster Truck he's concerned so..his perspective on such matters is abit skewed.
Nevertheless it makes Marduk happy and that's all that matters. "I TOLD YA! The Abigial Scrap Metal Workout never fails!!

He braces his enormous body, clapping his hands a few times and ripping the remnants of his Tee-Shirt off to fully expose his mutant physique. He then straightening up, widening his stance and his torso to prepare to put his body to the effort of stopping the Escalade mid flight. He miscalculats horribly.

It slams into him, lifting him off his feet and sending him tumbling backwards with it into a large pile of scrap that goes flailing in every different direction. To his credi tthe Escalade does crumple like an accordion but it still hits him with enough force to pull a shocked cry from him and send him into a momentary bit of shock before disappearing from sight. For a moment he's gone, building up that suspense...and then the ground begins shaking and the rubble pile dispersing as the burnt out hulk of a bus is pressed upwards by the giant fury in hsi eyes.

"YEAH MAN That's pushing it to the REDLINE!" Abigail twists, braces himself, and then sends the massive hulk tumblign through the air liek a missle at Marduk. He once nearly tipped over Murderhouses tour bus..with one arm no less..which makes this more like an olympic sport for him. Bus Javaelins! Discus Buses. Shot Bus!

COMBATSYS: Marduk blocks Abigail's Huge Thrown Object.

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Marduk           1/--=====/=======|=======\======-\1          Abigail

It was what the people paid for.

With Marduk heaving up the Escalade, and flinging it straight for Abigail, it was nearly perfect. Abigail could take a lot, including a luxury SUV. But it wasn't about Abigail at this point. It was about Marduk, and lifting a big car up and throwing it. That much should have been good for Marduk. But when -Abigail- returns the favor?

Frankly, Marduk was impressed by Abigail's bus size.

But despite Abigail's oppai assault, the stalwart grappler stands fast. Shoulder smashing through the bus, it becomes two busses as he rips himself through it. Shoulder and upper arm badly bloodied amongst the bruises, Marduk seems to be hesitating on his feet. But instead of falling over, he just -pounds- his chest like a 400 lb gorilla.


"WOOOO! WOOOO! I just SLAMMED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT TRUCK! I MEAN BUS! THAT WAS A BUS! MY ARMS HURT WOOOOOOO!" Marduk starts flexing, as he works himself up into a frenzy around the wreckage. "HOLY SHIT, I GOT IT UP, I TOOK IT HEAD ON, AND I AM FEELING GREAT! Abigail, you might be a retarded fucker, but you are a fucking awesome RETARD! God damn I love you.


"You know what I'm going to do after this, dude? KING OF FIGHTERS, DUDE! Abigail, I'm gonna go to the FUCKING KING OF FIGHTERS! Holy SHIT! Are you gonna do it, Abigail? ARE YOU GONNA DO THE FUCKING KING OF FIGHTERS TOO!?"

Marduk points a single finger at Abigail, taking his stride towards him as he waits for the answer.

COMBATSYS: Marduk gathers his will.

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Marduk           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|=======\======-\1          Abigail

[ABIGAIL] that -was- kinda sorta awesome. Now Abigail isn't one for making other people look awesome. He wants to look awesome. But every now and then..well..yeah shoulder checking a bus and splitting it in half .. that's kinda awesome. Even the Superhuman Hot-Rodder has to give props where props are due.

" wasn't to bad!"

As Marduk begins approaching him and the talk of King of Fighters comes up, Abigail rears back, looking shocked. It's! So..special! A moment within a moment!

He's been asked to participate in the King of Fighters...

"I..I.." he rumbles, trying to sort his thoughts out before a well of emotions finally roars up through him and his body turns beet red. The red of an engine overheating as steam billows from his flesh and his monstrous body pumps up even larger. Quaking and shaking the round wildly as Abigail roars, "HELL YEAH! MAX-POWER!!"

HE SLAMS BOTH OF HIS MASSIVE FISTS INTO HIS CHEST, APING Marduk's action and producing rolling waves of force that are probably triggering seismometers elsewhere in the city.

"Yeah we're gonna do this! KING OF FIGHTERS! VROOOM!!!"

The whole thing about being called a retard..and..the issue that they kinda still need a third team member..well..those are things to discuss like gentlemen later.


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Marduk           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2          Abigail

And Abigail accepted.

It was a riddle of mysteries, how incredible muscle men proposed to each other. Marduk has to stop himself from crying and shit like that. "I am trying not to cry and shit like that!" He explains. As the hot passions explode over in overwhelming waves of manilness, the red hot Abigail kicks in the nitro, all while Marduk does a hand chop in the air. "KING OF FIGHTERS!" Roars Marduk, before he drops his voice.

"Okay, now, this is the part where we beat the -shit- out of each other, in brotherly love."

Marduk mimes ripping his hands apart, amongst the wreckage. "I'm gonna mount on you, and start turning that tiny head of your into vegemite! You are about to take the MARDUK EXPRESS right down to POUND TOWN" Marduk holds for a second.

"No homo."

And Marduk -explodes- at Abigail. Charging at him, there is the sound of twisted metal as a chunk of the bus's transmission is ripped clean away. Marduk goes right for the takedown, attempting to shoulder check Abigail. Dropping the transmission on impact, he would attempt to lift up the massive World Warrior, and then, by his knees, -slam- him right on his back.

And then...

COMBATSYS: Abigail interrupts Skull Crusher from Marduk with Abigail Special.

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Marduk           2/<<<<<<</<<<<<<<|>>>>---\-------\0          Abigail

And slam, right on the back.

"Okay, stay put Dude." Marduk says as he gets in position to mount Abigail. "I'm gonna start smashing your head now, you big dummy!" Marduk lifts up the transmission, and readies to smash it right on Abigail's head...

The Mad Gear Titan seems to have other ideas in mind as he thunders loudly, "Not until I'm done with my emotional moment!"

His hand lunges upward to catch the Transmission as it swings downward. He squeezes, shattering it asunder and pulling it free from Marduk's grasp just before his other fist punches straight up like some sort of industrial piston to slam Marduk upwards and off of him.

In a blink of movement that defies the brutes proportions, he's followed after the other titan and both of his fists come rolling upwards in a series of speed-bag punches that roll thunderously like the impacts of increasingly gigantic cannonballs against Marduk's prodigious form.5R

At the last comes a huge swinged open palm slap as Abigail aims for the distance of the scrapyard, practically spinning on his heels in a full rotation to add to the power of the swing.

"This is like plannin' a weddin' or some junk!"

Marduk's eyes go wide.

As Abigail catches the transmission, Marduk could muscle through it, sure. It was what happens when you got someone in a ground and pound. When Abigail crushes it in his bare hands? Marduk realizes what happens when you do a Skull Crusher without being angry: You get Abigail'd.


Marduk falls off, and is -slapped like a dutch nanny- as he is pummeled. As the final swing comes, Marduk goes up and up, and down and down as he -explodes- a Hummer on impact, sending the four wheels spinning away. Marduk lays there for a moment. "Holy SHIT!" He calls out. "I'm not getting up, but if planning a team is like a WEDDING, then our honeymoon is gonna be the MOON ON A SPACE ROCKET CAUSE WE ARE GONNA WIN KING OF FIGHTERS!"

There is a pregnant pause.

"No homo."

"No Homo."

blurts out Abigail at exactly the same time. Almost as if on cue. Almost as if there was a teleprompter nearby. He dusts his hands off and then leans over, resting both of his hands against his knees, looking winded. He frowns mildly as one of the Hummer's wheels comes rolling by, as if it looks vaguelly familiar..

COMBATSYS: Marduk can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Abigail has ended the fight here.

Log created on 20:42:00 05/13/2019 by Marduk, and last modified on 22:01:54 05/19/2019.