Yamazaki - Original Ray's Original Pizza in Metro City

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Description: I don't know what's wrong with Metro City, you ask them to give you a pizza and they start trying to get you to give them money. Then you end up with some pinhead musclefreak trying to start problems because you nearly cut the ear off some cashier. Maybe next time Metro City will remember how to behave! GYAA HAA HAA HAA!

There were problems after Philadelphia. For some reason the police don't want you getting onto a plane after you've committed assault and attempted murder, and so other arrangements needed to be made for Ryuji Yamazaki to get out of town following his Saturday Night Fight.

They were the ones who flew him all the way out to America! They were the ones who had told him he was supposed to fight these people. Now they were made that he tried to kill some people, what else was the point of asking him to fight?

He'd made it as far away as Metro City, a big enough place to disappear into, and the sort of place where you could lay low and let the heat die down after you'd run into trouble.

The sound of screaming and glass breaking was a good sign that Yamazaki wasn't taking that advice.

"I said I wanted some food, not that I wanted to pay you for some food, don't you get the difference, punk?"

The Yakuza had a pizza parlor cashier on the ground, bloodied, trying to crawl away from the shattered glass of the front window he'd just been thrown through with absolute terror in his eyes. The rest of the workers from the parlor, and the other patrons, were huddled inside, staring at the scene as Yamazaki rolled his neck, taking a few steps closer to the downed man, glass crunching under his heels.

"It seemed pretty brave of you to start mouthing off at me, so I was gonna be real nice and let you fight me for it, but now you're just pissin' yourself in the street!" Yamazaki continues to walk forward as he taunts, his posture hunched forward, his right hand hidden in its pocket, and the sort of smile that means nobody else is laughing on his face.

With a second surge of casual brutality, he stomps down on the cashier gut, knocking the wind out of him, casuing him to try to curl up protectively before another kick sends him flying up against the tire of a parked truck, Yamazaki following it up by lunging forward, knife in hand.

He almost completely misses the cashier, only putting a gash in his ear as the knife is stabbed into the tire beside his head. Yamazaki leaning in close enough to nearly have his nose touching the cashier's face, still smiling. "Maybe if you do a real good job of begging, I'll be real nice and let you scamper away. It's pretty clear you're already a fixed mutt with no bite anyway!"

It's a very familiar sort of brutality to the city, even if Yamazaki himself isn't a familiar face in Metro City. The only strange thing about the whole scene is that... that's a really big tire.

Official stats for the heights of monster truck tires put them somewhere in the order of sixty six inches tall or around five and a half feet tall. These tires ar bigger...looking closer to seven feet in height with an equally absurd circumference. A literal wall of rubber with a towering custom rigged frame looming high overhead. An orange and yellow truck that begins to shake and rock back and forth as the drivers side door is shoved open and an impossibly gigantic mass begins to squeeze and emerge from it.

What happens next could be best described as a pile of meat being forced through an opening far to small for it with the sound of metal warping and bending or that bizarre circus trick when far to many clowns emerge out of a space that couldnt possibly fit all of them into it. Such is the arrival of the Metro City Motor-Kaiju, Abigail. His immensity looming up and and up out of the cab of his damaged Monster Truck like some monster rising out of the depths of Metro City Bay.

The very pressure of his presence seems to fall over the area like the arrival of some sort of vast gravitional force made all the more apparent by the fact that the ground literally shakes with seismic force when he hopes down from the rig to land into the streets below and splinters the concrete under his impact.

The splintering and shaking continues as he walks around the truck slowly to approach the damaged wheel and altercation. For that matter..just how long as he just been sitting in that truck while this was going on? The poor man's life was in jeapordy and -this- is what drags Abigail out into the open? Well hey, Monster Truck Tires are expensive.

And so his vast shadow falls over the sidewalk, pizza parlor, and all those nearby. The rest of the bystanders scurrying back as the behemoth draws nearer and swallows Yamazaki up into the abyss of his cast shadow.

"The HELL do you think you're doing to my VROOM-VROOM!!" he thunders. His explosive voice cracking windows up and down the block. "First I sit here wondering why my damn pizza is taking so long to get finished...now THIS?!"

This is hardly a normal occurance. A massive giant struggling to get out of an equally massive truck on the city streets. The cashier is trying to bury himself into the ground, to find some way to get out of here as another big threat appears.

Yamazaki just looks with a sick smirk on his face, crouched over the cashier, his knife still embeded into the sidewall of the over-sized tire. He looks completely casual about the whole event.

"Oh, did I hurt your vroom-vroom?" he asks, the grin on his face growing only less friendly, "I'd hate to think that I'd done something to upset you, it would be incredibly cruel of me to do something awful to your stuff, let me just fix this."

As he's finishing those words, he whips his left hand up with the knife, twisting it as it slashes more of the tire, creating a nasty, ragged line with bits of rubbering falling out. An almost impossible feat to even consider trying to patch it up after that.

"GYAHAHAHAHA!" he starts to laugh as he rises up to his feet, leaning back. "What the hell are you, some sort of baby, or is your pinhead just too small for you to know what words are?" he shoots venousmly, while folding the knife back up and sliding it into his pocket.

"If you're so hungry though, I guess I could feed you a knuckle sandwich!"

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki has started a fight here.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/-------|

"NOOOOOOO!!!! Those are custom hybrid design, BKT Monster Jam $10,000 tires!!" Abigail lunges for the tire, splaying his huge fingers along jagged damaged area with bulging eyes and skin reddening towards beet like hues. His voice drops to a hoarse whisper, "What have you done....!"

"Oh God.." groans the cashier while trying to quickly crawl away as other Metro City natives start to direct their attention towards the goliath with all the expectation of knowing a nuclear bomb was about to detonate overhead and that they had no means of escape.

"..I'm going to crush you.." Abigail affirms with a strange calmness to his voice as he looms back up from the tire and turns to face Yamazaki. As he speaks he laces his massive fingers together and cracks his knuckles, producing a sound like boulders splintering apart. "Let's go, Edgelord Supreme.."

COMBATSYS: Abigail has joined the fight here.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          Abigail

The whole time, Yamazaki's face is just kept in that same, serpentine smile. Why the hell should he be worried about pissing someone off just because they decided it would be worthwhile to have more muscles than brain? Just blubbering over their stupid tires like some other kid had broken their toy during recess. It was going to be good seeing this idiot crying.

"Ahhh, musclebrain, it's good to see you've got a little fight in you, unlike that neutered pup earlier. Maybe you can actually bite a little instead of just yapping." He settles into a loose stance, his right hand still buried in his pocket, his left arm hanging loose as he slouches forward. None of this could be considered a proper fighting stance. "Of course, by the time I'm done with you, you're going to be cryin' in a pool of your own blood!"

Despite the sharpness of his shout, there's no grand boisterous attack, no charge to action, and barely any effort put on offer. Barely even strainening his back, the Yakuza throws out a dead simple kick toward Abigail's gut with as much obvious effort as if he was kicking over an empty trash bin.

COMBATSYS: Abigail auto-guards Yamazaki's Medium Kick.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          Abigail

It may seem like a casual kick but this is Yamazaki. That force would have sent someone like the cashier tumbling down the streets like a bowling ball and brought down a few reinforced doors for all the casual movements involved. Thus when it slams into Abigail's mid section one should expect more the muffled sound of a foot slamming into a reinforced wall of muscle that might as well be the side of a heavily reinforced military trawler.

Abigail just stares at Yamazaki, looks down at the foot planted in his belly and then up again at the thug.

"This it? You done making fun of me, you idiot?" A huge hand lifts up, palm down and fingers splayed out wide like the legs of a tarantula spider the size of a Sewer Plate. "This is MAD GEAR territory you're in now and this parlor's one of our hang out spots. You wrecked my -tire- and my favorite pizza cashier! That's DOUBLE on what you owe me!"

With that he drops the huge hand down to try and swamp it over Yamazakis head and lift him up single handed like plucking up a small blade of grass. His other fist lunges up towards the thug like a wrecking ball incoming. At the last second it holds, aims..and then finger flicks out his middle finger with enough force to send someone the size of Hugo of Zangief hurtling away from the impact and sheer brute strength.

COMBATSYS: Abigail successfully hits Yamazaki with Red Leaf.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/----===|==-----\-------\0          Abigail

The big ugly guy adds a few wrinkles to things. It's not a problem, not when his brain is the size of a peanut and he moves with all the speed of a slug after you dump a bunch of salt on it. All he's got is really long arms, and Yamazaki doesn't move fast enough to get all the way out of Abigail's reach before he's grabbed, taking a hit that sends him crashing back against the pizza parlor's front wall.

But he's still on his feet, and he's still smiling. "MAD GEAR territory?" he repeats, pushing himself back away from the wall, wild eyes glaring at the walking brick wall in front of him. "Who the hell cares about MAD GEAR? I've never heard of you, but if all you've got to meet is a shitty pizza parlor and a ridiculous car, you aren't anything to be afraid of!"

Darting forward, Yamazaki actually puts in some effor this time, charging forward in his low position, practically bent over at the waist. His right hand shoots out of his pocket as he approaches, knife in hand, the blade flicking out even as he's drawing it through in a slash, a clean diagonal swipe from his shoulder, whipping around to a horizontal slash in the other direction.

COMBATSYS: Abigail barely endures Yamazaki's Hydra's Judgement.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0          Abigail

"You're gonna pay for underestimating and mis-judging me, creep!" thunders Abigail, a sudden fury overtaking him at Yamazaki's words. "Maybe you aint heard of us due to living under a rock, or heard of me, but I'm gonna make sure you never forget it!"

His bellowing words roar over the rushing slash and impact of the Yakuza's attack as the goliath literally leans into it, barreling forward and letting the knife slash draw its mark across the billboard like canvas of his monstrous torso. His flesh weathers the gash far better then any normal man could hope to and it seems barely a welt on the immensity of his frame though pain will continue to burn and hamper him from that wound. It's obviously not enough to stop him though as he comes in with a low sweeping back swing that clubs around for Yamazaki's body like a gigantic tree limb cut loose and sent tumbling towards him.

His momentum continues him onward and he spins, bringing his fist down, around and then up again in a tremendous upper cut aimed for Yamazaki's torso, fully intending on launching the Yakuza skyward with the force of both blows.

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki blocks Abigail's Abi Twist.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/-======|====---\-------\0          Abigail

"I think the real problem is you don't understand that being a freak of nature isn't enough of a reason for anybody to give a shit about you!" Yamazaki retorts. "But if you really want to get remembered, maybe I'll pick up the paper on my way out of town to check your obituary!"

Even while the big oaf is bellowing at him and starting to wind up, Yamazaki's already slipping his right hand back into his pocket, the knife blade slipping back into its hilt before it's done, and his dominant hand stays buried in its pocket as the left arm comes up to intercept the sweeping backfist. It doesn't sound pleasant when it hits, but the force of it is enough to send Yamazaki sliding backwards, enough that he's nearly out of reach for the next swipe, dropping low enough to interpose his left arm again before the downware swing, and managing to miss out on the uppercut entirely.

Kicking back up off the ground, he doesn't just get up to his feet, he launches into the air, barely spinning once airborne to draw his right leg up and fully extending the left as he comes flying back down at Abigail.

COMBATSYS: Abigail fails to interrupt Diving Kick from Yamazaki with Abi Lift.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/=======|======-\-------\0          Abigail

Timing is critical. Abigail may be slow but his movements are the sluggish flailings of a fool, despite Yamazaki's words or even muddied perception. He can fight and knows how to use his brute strength...but timing is critical when your speed isn't persistent and Yamazaki's taunts seem to do the job in forcing a hazy red rage into the giant that throws his pacing off. His massive arms swipe upwards to try and claim Yamazaki while in the air..and he misses entirely, leaving himself open to the kick which slams into his face full on and drives his monstrous figure backwards a few earth shuddering steps. The very ground cracks under his heavy soled feet as he stumbles abit and then shake shis head like a junkyard dog to try and clear the cobwebs.

Immediately after landing, Yamazaki's face is already spread out into a new grin, glaring at the giant as he's knocked back to the ground. "I thought you were supposed to be teaching me about how scary Mad Gear is, not just letting me beat some sense into you!" he shouts, his left hand moving in front of his face as his legs bow, his upper body reeling back as he breaks into an ugly laugh.


Suddenly his body shifts back forward, leaning even more toward the giant than he had moments before, his psychotic eyes burning with excitement. "But I guess if you really changed your mind, I'm willing to help you out! We can see just how much extra blood you're wasting in there. I'll help you drain it all out, cuz it's not like you're using it to run your brain or anything!"

As his taunting words fill the air, he's fully leaned into it, his mouth hanging open and his tongue wagging about like it has a mind of it's own, the motion seeming to flow into the rest of his body as well, setting him wobbling as if his muscles had just completely failed.

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki charges his next attack!

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Yamazaki         1/------=/=======|======-\-------\0          Abigail

"You aint nothing but a wannabe who just happens to be a psychpath.." snarls out Abigail as he recovers and straightens up to his full height..and then suddenly grins, eyes wide and face paint crinkling as his death metal inspired make up is stretched by the folds of his skin.

"I've fought worse psychopaths then you, chum. The worst the world has to offer! I'm a world warrior now! You're little more then a thug the likes that Mad Gear dealt with and took in under its wing all the time and I was one of their chiefs! Let me show you what you're dealing with!"

With that his body suddenly turns a burning red. Steam billows from his nostrils and ears and his already impossible freakish physique suddenly begins piling on more and muscle, becoming a literal mountain of sinew right before Yamazaki's very eyes. Bigger and bigger he grows, ripping his shirt to shreds and bursting the collar around his neck as his body swells towards proportions that would be better suited for a nightmare then some sort of strength fight.

He pantomines doing a bear hug, muscles rolling shockwaves off of them as they flex and bunch together like landmasses collliding beneath his flesh, "Let's take it to max horsepower!!" he roars.


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Yamazaki         1/------=/=======|=======\==-----\1          Abigail

"Don't just stand there talking! If you wanted to show me anything, you should have tried to hit me when you had the chance!"

The strange thing about Yamazaki through this entire fight is that there's rarely been a flicker of anything approaching anger coming from the Yakuza. Everything about the fight, about his body language, about the way he speaks suggests that he simply gets some strange thrill from all of it, even when he's been hit.

And now, with Abigail just standing there, waiting for him to do something, it's like he's unable to hold himself back, lunging forward like some rapid beast, closing the open distance between them in a heartbeat with his left arm hanging back behind him, not even clenched in a fist.

It's only as he's right up on the giant that the real threat becomes clear, the right hand sliding out of its pocket, clenching into a potent fist glowing with roiling energy, all of it thrown up in a single punch aimed squarely for Abigail's midsection, the chi, drawing out into a whirlwind spiral capable of piercing straight through the body.

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki successfully hits Abigail with Empowered Sadomazo.

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Yamazaki         1/-----==/=======|=======\======-\1          Abigail

Abigail grits his teeth, berserk fury evident in his eyes at the continued taunts. It's like Juri but with none of the sexy. So worse.

And suddenly the thug is upon him and Abigail braces, tensing his vast body only for the hand to come thunderiing into him with sudden explosive energy that ripples through the behemoth and erupts behind him, blasting into the area and swirling violently to shatter lampposts and burst windows.

Abigail hisses, through his teeth, his massive body rocked by the surge of the attack, but then he suddenly lunges up and looms overhead, raising a massive arm up and then dropping it down in an open palm slap intending on bearing Yamazaki to the ground with the full weight of his strength behind it, "YOu can't get away!" he roars, intending on slamming the Yakuza straight to the ground and then lifting him up afterwards into a position appropriate for pummeling---

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki interrupts Abigail Special from Abigail with Pit Viper.
- Power hit! -

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Yamazaki         0/-------/-======|=====--\-------\0          Abigail


Even before the shout has hit the air, Yamazaki's right hand has already been drawn back, the chi around it instead of disipating in the instant still lingers, its colors shifting to black and red, taking on a caustic, burning appearance, his fingers splayed out in all directions as if craddling the vile concoction.

And as Abigail's chop comes down on his left shoulder, the right hand thrusts forward, directly into his chest. The chi flows into his veins like a poison, burning as it courses through the giant's system trying to tear him apart from within in a painful, lingering misery. This is what it feels like to have your blood boil, seeping with the pain of death itself.

With his fingers still stuck in Abigail's chest, the Yakuza's leg reels up, his knee nearly reaching all the way to his shoulder in that moment before his foot thrusts forward into Abigail's gut, launching him back, slamming the giant into the side of his own truck with remarkable force.

"LET'S GO! I'm going to love watching the life fade out of your eyes! Why don't you beg for a chance to live?!"

That..should have worked. Rarely has Abigail failed with that assault and certainly not at a cost like this. The pain of the counter assault roars in his ears and through his body but the behemoth has constitution that would shame a herd of elephants. That he can withstand. The shame of allowing this thug to get the better of him at cost of his own reputation and with so many watching hurts more. Even more painful is his impact against his beloved truck, the massive vehicle rocking violently and denting inward from his impact against it as Abigail rebounds off and slams into the ground forming a giant shaped depression in the concrete.

He lays there for a second before suddenly prssing up with his enormous arms.

"No can do, Edgelord, I got a reputation to keep and your mouth to shut!"

With that he suddenly pushes off the ground, lunging into a full on flip that takes him airborn and then back down towards the violent thug with his immense legs pumping outward in a drop kick that would seemingly be capable of dislodging a sequoia with the power behind it.

"This race aint over yet!!"

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki blocks Abigail's Ontario Drop.

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Yamazaki         1/-------/=======|=====--\-------\0          Abigail

It's not likely that anyone would ever suggest that Ryuji Yamazaki was an especially agile fighter. It could be argued that he doesn't even have a proper fighting stance or fighting style, relying on pure brute power and the innate violence that flows through his veins rather than the any sort of training. He even hides his more powerful right arm away whenever he doesn't feel the need to use it.

Because he needs to make things exciting.

And it should come as no surprise that Yamazaki doesn't even try to move out of the way with this next assault, crouching back to secure his positioning and interposing his left arm between himself at the flying giant. The full force hits, and it sounds fully unpleasant as it crashes into flesh and bone, but rather than break, Yamazaki is instead simply pushed back, sliding back along the ground from all of the force.

And he just starts to laugh.


His left arm covers his face as he rises back to his feet, his legs bowed outward to an extreme in a stance that couldn't possibly be stable or efficient. His body language is almost inhuman.

"You got a reputation, pinhead? If that's what matters to you, I'll let your keep your worthless reputation right up until the moment you end up dead!"

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki charges his next attack!

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Yamazaki         1/-----==/=======|=====--\-------\0          Abigail

The ground shakes as Abigail rebounds backwards from the drop kick, lands and then lunges forward again at the maniac. Pain may be wracking his body still, but you wouldn't know it to see him bear down on the Yakuza like an enraged herd of bison.

"All you crazy psychopaths need to chill or get together and tear each other apart. You're almost as bad as 'He' was!"

Who 'he' is, is left up in the air as Abigail presses the attack and leaps, his monsterous body looming high overhead and both of his arms raising upwards for a double fisted hammer strike. He seems to hang time for a second, like an asteroid picking the best place for impact, and then he descends, a full on flip adding to the momentum of the two handed strike intending on literally cratering the ground on impact.

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki endures Abigail's Giant Flip.

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Yamazaki         1/-======/=======|=======\-------\1          Abigail

Yamazaki just stares down the jaws of death as the giant swings down at him. No attempt to move out of the way or jump to lessen the hit. No, this is what he'd wanted from the giant, to take a swing! And the fact that he's launched into the air, knocked back along the street... that's just even better, because it gives him room to run!

The Yakuza almost lands on his feet as he's sent flying back, having to use his left arm and knees to keep him vertical, but it's quick enough as he kicks forward, not just pushing back to his feet, but launching into a sprint.

"WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT YOU WANT?! I'm gonna clean your tiny head straight off your shoulders, punk!"

An easy jumps sends him flying back into the air, his right hand drawing back once more, coated in that same awful black and red chi as he goes flying straight for Abigail, hand thrust out in front of him, aiming to catch him in the face with all the force of a nuclear bomb and take him off his feet!

COMBATSYS: Yamazaki knocks away Abigail with Empowered Guillotine.

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Yamazaki         0/-------/---====|=======\======-\1          Abigail

Despite the difference in size, the force is enough to put Abigail on his back, and Yamazaki hits the ground running next to him, still holding onto him by the face as he drags him down the street, sparks of energy shooting up from beneath Abigail like he was trailing a tail pipe. Until he's apparently satisfied with the distance, coming to a halt and hauling the giant's head up by the face and slamming it back into the ground repeatedly over and over before somehow lifting him up off the ground and launching a violent kick into his mid-section, sending the brute flying into a wall so hard that it breaks.

The entire wall collapses, a thundering plume of ruin and dust that billows out into the streets so much so that the area closely resembles a warzone now. The ground shakes and people scatter with the streets showing the damage from Yamazaki's violent and vicious assault on the behemoth. A literal trench roaring up along the path that Abigail was dragged and with his body gone and vanished into the cloud of dust..it would seem that he's down for the count.

Or not. Moments pass. Then the ground begins shaking again, windows rattling and buildings trembling. Behind Yamazaki the sidewalk begins to splinter and suddenly Abigail exrupts upwards, exploding into view with a rain of concrete and a grin on his blooded face as he looms over the Yakuza like a stormcloud. His massive hand swats downward, intending on slaming Yamazaki into the broken earth--

COMBATSYS: Abigail can no longer fight.

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COMBATSYS: Yamazaki breaks through Hit and Run from Abigail with Bombshell Bopper!

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As the giant bursts forth from the rubble, Yamazaki is there waiting, his face split in that same horrifying smile.

"I'm glad to see you're not so much of a wimp that you can't take a bit of a beating, pinhead, but I'm about to put you so far down they're gonna have to recall your model!"

With Abigail moving to grab hold of him from the sides, Yamazaki lashes out to grab the giant by the neck, holding him in place as he reels back on one foot, then slams forward with a vicious headbutt into the bigger man's nose. The instant it connects, a literal explosion of chi erupts, like the hammer hitting a firing pin.

And then Yamazaki stumbles back, his body clearly worn and broken from the fight, but that monsterous glee in his eyes still shining bright. "It's a good thing for you that you were already a fat, ugly, piece of trash before I got to you. It would have sucked for you if you'd had anything worth caring about before I destroyed you! GYAA HAA HAA HAA HAAA!"

A thunderous crash resounds as Abigail topples backwards and slams once more into his truck, this time stipping it over onto its side as its frame cradles his impact, shaking the entire area massively.

He attempts to pull to his feet but luck is not with him this time and he grimaces, fury in his eyes,

"You -bastard-..easily worse then that stupid Juri chick and more -annoying- then that stupid Azrael dude. You got lucky, punk...."

He attempts to pull to his feet once again but ends up falling backwards and just settling in the cushion of the warped metal of his truck, unable to move.

"Ugh..dammit! Lost that..last heat.."

It's a disaster zone.

In other parts of town, the police would likely already be on their way to respond, but this is Mad Gear territory after all.

With nothing left to spoil the last of his fun, the Yakuza strolls back to the pizza parlor, kicking the door open as he re-enters, walking right back up to the counter. "So, I said you were going to give me some pizza, and I don't see my pizza yet. Did you punks want me to drag the rest of you outside to teach you a lesson?"

Most of them are cowering in fear, but one with enough self-preservation instincts to overcome his terror grabs one of the pizzas waiting for delivery, holding it out with trembling hands only to have the box snatched away by the psychopath. Without another word, the Yakuza slips back out the front door, shattering its glass panes with a kick.

The box is opened, and a slice of meat-lover's is peeled out with long strings of cheese and tossed on the fallen giant's chest. "You're probably gonna need that for energy, when you have to drag this trash heap out of here! GYAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAA!"

Yamazaki's path starts to carry him further down the street, only pausing long enough for him to slip the knife back out and leave a huge gash in another one of the massive monster truck tires.

Log created on 20:44:53 05/04/2018 by Yamazaki, and last modified on 02:36:17 05/05/2018.