SNF 2016.04 - SNF: Sergei vs Mila in: Who Let The Dogs Out?

Description: As a great big truck pulls up in downtown Osaka, hundreds of happy new owners are standing by as the results of the big ASPCA adoption drive! As being the finest example of Russian perfectionism, Sergei must be in charge of handing out the puppies to the happy new owners... while engaged in a fight with Mila, who was in charge of driving the truck! <Winner: Sergei>



There is a crowd amassing in downtown Osaka. A truck rolls up, and a semicircle forms around the end. The back of the truck opens to show the infamously cruel and violent Spetsnaz Sergei Dragunov, carrying a basket of adorable puppies.

He has come to personally deliver the little bundles of joy. He comes to show that he in-fact capable of more than brutal mauling. Since he is doing this act of charity, he wants to make sure it is done as efficiently as possible.

Meanwhile, Mila walks into the area, dressed rather casually but looking ready to fight all the same. She looks at the truck arriving, then notices Sergei coming out with all the puppies, and she grins. "Ooh, puppies! So cute!"

She looks to Sergei and then says, "Well, I guess you're my opponent for this fight? Well, don't use any of those puppies against me or I'm REALLY gonna make you pay!" She taps her fists together then smiles a little. "Ready when you are!"

COMBATSYS: Mila has started a fight here.

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Mila             0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Sergei has joined the fight here.

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Sergei           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0             Mila


Sergei spies Mila out of the crowd by her noticeable hair. He looks and simply stares as he steps out and starts giving out the puppies in the basket to the correct owners.

The fight is called to start.

Sergei hands one of the puppies to an eager owner near Mila. As he pulls his hand back seemingly to grab another puppy, he instead swings his fist right at Milaís face.

COMBATSYS: Mila blocks Sergei's Fierce Punch.

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Sergei           0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0             Mila


Mila watches Sergei carefully. "Not one for talking are you? Oh well!" She watches his hand going back, knowing it could be a ruse, and her hands raise quickly. Unfortunately, the mysterious man's fists hit quite hard, and Mila is forced to stumble back a little as she absorbs the hit. "Ouch!" She mutters, before shaking off the pain.

"Guess I got a little overconfident, but oh well! It happens to the best of the best!" She spins around a couple times before attempting to bring her leg up and aim her sneaker-clad foot at Sergei's stomach.

COMBATSYS: Sergei auto-guards Mila's Medium Kick.

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Sergei           0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0             Mila


After Sergei strikes Mila, he immediately turns and holds the basket out to a young girl to grab the puppy with the big pink bow.

As Mila sends a kick to Sergeiís stomach, Sergei brings his knee up to strike her incoming foot and defuse the attack. With the basket nearly empty, Sergei planed to kick Mila out of his path and return to the truck for more.

COMBATSYS: Mila blocks Sergei's Light Kick.

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Sergei           0/-------/-------|==-----\-------\0             Mila


Her own leg hit, Mila hops backwards a few times on her free foot, before shaking out the leg she used to kick with before assuming a fighting stance again. Sergei then tries to kick her out of the way, but Mila's ready. Her arms and leg come up to deflect Sergei's kick away. "That's not playing nice!" She says, a smirk still on her face.

As Sergei walks past, Mila attempts to tackle him from behind and bring him down to the ground. That is, before he gets any puppies in his basket!

COMBATSYS: Mila successfully hits Sergei with Quick Throw.
- Power hit! -

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Sergei           0/-------/-----==|==-----\-------\0             Mila


as Sergei goes to the truck to get more puppies, Mila tackles him from behind and he is sent face forward. As he falls he lifts the basket above his head to protect the puppies. He shields the basket of innocence by letting his face take the impact while using both hands to keep the remaining 2 puppies safe.

Sergei stands up from the ground, with his face expressionless and nose bloodied. He slowly goes to the truck to get more puppies. He turns around to face Mila. He rushes right up to her. With the basket in one hand, he jumps up for a scissor take down.

COMBATSYS: Mila blocks Sergei's Medium Throw.

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Sergei           0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0             Mila


As Mila becomes scissored between Sergei's legs, she tenses herself up and tightens her muscles, trying to absorb the damage. At the same time, she wriggles around, attempting to break free. Still, this hold does hurt quite a bit, even for Mila. Namely because Sergei's a military man who holds nothing back while Mila is a bit more disciplined.

"You'd be pretty tough in the MMA circuit," Mila comments, "But I've still got lots of experience over ya!" She attempts to deliver a swift body blow in hopes of using this to break free.

COMBATSYS: Sergei blocks Mila's Jab Punch.

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Sergei           0/-------/-----==|===----\-------\0             Mila


Mila throws a meager jab at Sergei. Catches the strike in his palm, but loosed his grip on her to do so. Repositioning himself back on the ground, Sergei hands off one of the puppies. As he turns to see Mila starting to rise, he sends the toe of his boot right into her ribs.

COMBATSYS: Mila endures Sergei's Quick Kick!

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Sergei           0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0             Mila


This time, Mila doesn't move. Instead, she lets the kick come at her ribs. Is she stupid? No, she's actually going to use this opportunity to get into a better position! As the attack hits her, she squirms free at the same time. She rolls away and then looks to Sergei.

The fighter waits for Sergei to get back up, so she can administer her next attack. A low uppercut that seems to literally come out of nowhere. It's caught many MMA fighters off-guard before, and it could take Sergei hard!

COMBATSYS: Sergei blocks Mila's Long Upper.

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Sergei           0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0             Mila


Most MMA fighters have not battled helicopters on sheep-back. Sergeiís quickly sees the upper cut and leans back. The strike still hits him across his gut and sternum, but is not a serious strike.

After sending up her upper cut, Sergei reaches to grab Mila with his free hand. If Sergei can get hold, he can spike right into the asphalt.

COMBATSYS: Mila counters Quick Throw from Sergei with Rolling Arm Lock.

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Sergei           0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0             Mila


Mila grabs at Sergei's hand and proceeds to take him down to the ground. While they're both down on the ground, Mila proceeds to bend his arm back, delivering an MMA styled technique. "Nice try, but no good!" Mila comments as she rolls back onto her feet. "That's one of the big tricks with MMA, you gotta know how to counter your opponent right!"

She dusts herself off. "Well, I'm waiting on you! Come on!"

Sergeiís arm is rolled back, is most instances this would be no issue at all. But Sergei had to protect the puppies. He was ordered to make sure the puppies did not get hurt, so he would keep them safe before thinking about his own safety. His motivation was slightly weakened when his arm was bent is way it was not meant to.

Sergei turns and starts to tackle Mila shoulder first, with the puppies behind him to be grabbed by nearby fans right out of the basket.

COMBATSYS: Mila fails to counter Medium Throw from Sergei with Rolling Arm Lock.

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Sergei           0/-------/-======|=======\==-----\1             Mila


Once again, Mila tries to grab Sergei's arm, but her timing is a bit too off, and instead of catching his arm, she catches the tackle head on, which is almost like catching a locomotive with your bare hands... only not so crushing. Nevertheless, Mila goes down to the ground, wishing it were softer like a sparring ring or something.

Groaning, Mila struggles to get back onto her feet, while the world around her continues to spin like crazy. "Where'd that truck come from?"

After hitting Mila with all the crushing force of the trans-Siberian Railroad, Sergei turns back to the truck. He refills the basket of puppies, and then turns and brings his foot down right on Milaís stomach.

COMBATSYS: Sergei successfully hits Mila with Strong Kick.
-* CRITICAL HIT! *-

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Sergei           0/-------/=======|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2             Mila


The stomach kick hits just as Mila is getting up, and it hurts like hell. Mila drops to one knee, struggling to breathe. "Darn it, can't go out now!" She struggles to stay balanced, but it's not easy. In a last ditch effort, Mila attempts to deck her Sergei with a swift punch.

If it hits, Mila will launch into a flurry of punches followed by one final power punch... then flop down onto the ground.

COMBATSYS: Mila can no longer fight.

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Sergei           0/-------/=======|


COMBATSYS: Mila successfully hits Sergei with Gatling Power Blow.

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Sergei decides to let his boot heel have a very deep and personal relationship with Milaís internal organs. She is thankfully not ripped asunder like a sacrifice on an Aztec pyramid. Mila rises for one final beat-down on Sergei. He holds the puppies out of harmís way as he is beaten by the flurry of fists. The last punch hits, and she falls to the ground.

Sergei hands out the puppies to the to the crowd as Mila is nearly forgotten over the adorable bundles of fluff and love.

COMBATSYS: Sergei has ended the fight here.

Log created on 19:53:21 04/13/2016 by Sergei, and last modified on 23:28:10 04/13/2016.