Unholy Genesis - [UG:Round 3] HELLO COLD WORLD

Description: Mad Gear has been staging its own private war against the darkstalkers of Majigen. Jedah has rescinded the rule preventing slaughter of the humans, so now all bets are off as the scarab insectoids tear into the Financial District, threatening Mad Gear at its very home. KATANA is a noble samurai, simply protecting his turf! In EUNHA SIN's mind, those lawbreakers had it coming. And the Metro City PD is on her side -- of the vampiric variety, anyway. They might change their tune once Eunha realizes their uniforms are totally not up to regulation. (WINNER: People who do not like demons)

Mad Gear. The gang has definitely been affected by Jedah's machinations in the city. For one thing, these Majigen motherfuckers are in their turf. For another, monsters running amok in the city have a negative affect on their operations, not to mention the loss of weaker members. So for weeks they've been in the streets having an all out war with the invaders, with guns and fists and knives and whatever else they can scrounge up. Drive bys are common, and Abigail has made it trendy to mount severed demon heads on their post-apocalyptic flavored vehicles. It's a madhouse.

Belger has in the meantime used the oppurtunity to aid the human resistance and slowly build public trust in him. The far-reaching, mysterious businessman knows he will come out of this the darling of the common people - a good thing for an eventual run for mayor to depose that annoyance Haggar. Katana has been carrying out the orders to keep making life hell for any non-human, side activity with a cursed set of armor aside.

Now in the financial district, it's even more chaotic as insectoids attack humans, and vice versa. A bus with sheets of plate metal welded to the sides careens down a street partially on fire, and gunshots ring out almost on every corner. Naturally, things are tough for the boys in blue. Luckily Eunha will have totally-not-on-Belger's-take officers like EDI E. with her to assist, right???

Katana steps through the streets, slicing a locust-thing in half with his swords. "Baker, he mutters with disdain. The mighty samurai looks battle worn but perhaps stronger than ever, as he strides down the street heedless of attack. Lesser bangers are present throughout.

Eunha Sin has been run ragged in this strange and unholy new world of darkness. With neither katana nor trenchcoat, she's been kicking until her feet hurt, and boy, do they ever hurt.

But then, miracle of miracle, she'd found a squad. They'd had a spare uniform, albeit one that's kind of ill fitting. They had SHOWERS. Some of them even had food - though there, too, it was in the form of a box of power bars. Eunha was too tired to ask questions.

But now she's fresh. She's powerful. Anything stands in their way? It's going downtown, which is of course also now in the down town. And so it is that a couple of squad cruisers, barely running but still sufficient to hold multiple people, pull up in front of this street full of scenically criminal activity.

The two cars twist around, blocking it off. Eunha emerges from the rear of one. The other cops, all seven of them, dismount as well.

(One of them is shot in the head by a gangster. He walks towards that gangster, smiling. Eunha doesn't notice.)

"On the ground!" Eunha shouts at Katana, brandishing a weapon. That weapon in this case is a taser - supply shortages and all of that - but it's threatening nonetheless. The other police advance forwards, glancing around - all still well behind Eunha.

One adds, helpfully ('helpfully'), "Yeah. On the ground." He elbows another, because she was about to snigger, and they straighten up to get back into something resembling an authorative posture.

COMBATSYS: Katana has started a fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Eunha has joined the fight here.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0            Eunha

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops has joined the fight here.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0            Eunha
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The gangers see the squad cars come - they know what that means. Though they line the purses of many in the force, there is still a sizable portion of the MCPD that oppose them. So when Eunha and her crew rolls up, the goons scatter, or trade fire. Katana doesn't seem to mind being in the midst of a three-way war, though. Or if he does, he hides it like his face under that helmet.

He approaches Eunha, holding both swords out. "Screw you, pig! You should be helping us defeat the demons. Besides, this is OUR city...you should bow to its rulers! I, Katana of Mad Gear, will strike you down here and now!" He charges her, heedless of her taser as he attempts to get in close and slice his sword across her chest.

Edi E., who was Eunha's crew, takes one look and then back at his squad car. "Yeah, uh, I'll pursue some of these scumbags down the block, you guys call me if you need backup!" he calls. He quickly dives into his vehicle and peels out - in reality, he'll probably just go find some muties to shoot up. He wonders if they're covered under the Miranda Rights, then decides that sort of thing is just a suggestion anyway.

COMBATSYS: Eunha blocks Katana's Medium Strike.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops0/-------/-------|

Katana speaks.

God damn it, Eunha thinks beneath a cloud of something, everyone says this crap to me. Everyone just keeps repeating it over and over and over! It's a pain in my ass! She watches as Katana comes in and Edi E. streaks off, raising up her arms in a cross block - which is mostly to make him hesitate however fractionally, so she can get into his field of action and shove UP, moving his arms out of the way.

Such force!!

Which is accented by Eunha stepping forwards to snap her foot at Katana's midsection, grunting in effort. The too-small skirt is riding up over black bike shorts. Her face twists with momentary discomfort at the strain, but the three kicks are just as efficient as they could possibly be!

COMBATSYS: Katana blocks Eunha's T-Bone.

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Katana           0/-------/-------|=------\-------\0            Eunha
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The cluster of police 'officers' lunge forwards after Eunha does. Most of them wade into the thugs behind him, and indeed it is a playful attitude indeed that is probably sparing them from more losses or brutality. The two who were watching Eunha in specific, though, they get nearer.

The female one snatches the tazer out of Eunha's hand, adjusts her cap over her modest little horns, and winks at him as she hoists it up -- and fires it towards his majestic, nihonjin torso. Unfortunately, the batteries were half-drained while they were using it for Unspeakable Personal Uses, but it's still less than fun to get jabbed by.

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops successfully hit Katana with Thrown Object.

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Katana           0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops0/-------/-------|

Katana blocks the kick with his arms crossed in front of his stomach, grunting as he's pushed back a bit by the force thrice over. He lowers his guard, just in time for one of the 'cops' to shoot the taser at him. "Aiyaaaaa!" he yelps, body jerking from the electric current. Though the juice is diminished, the feeling of electricity coursing through one's body is never pleasant. He gasps when it's over, teetering a bit before steadying himself.

There is a proverb for fighting on two fronts. "Is Sexy Knee Cholo," he utters to Eunha. He twirls his swords, then makes a grab for her. If successful, he will fling her like a ragdoll into the group of cops - or well, a parked car. Both are preferable.

COMBATSYS: Katana successfully hits Eunha with Shogun Throw.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops0/-------/-------|

Eunha weaves down - but dammit, she can't - and instead she is grabbed and given a hell of a SHO(t)GUNning across the immediate area. Katana's mighty arms, full of the thews of sumo and the strength of Susano-O, punk her smaller, if wiry body forwards, straight into a squad car's door. She hits hard enough to shatter the glass and sinks to the ground.

She pulls herself up. Slowly. Her eyes narrow at Katana as she reaches up to push her glasses up on her face. She's pushing through something. A cloud perhaps. Fog. Exhaustion. The constipated feeling that comes from eating powerbars for dinner.


Something is trying to distract her but she pushes back against it, gritting her teeth. Watch his moves, she thinks.

What the hell is that noise?

COMBATSYS: Eunha focuses on her next action.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0            Eunha
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That noise is applause from the cops.

It stops abruptly when Eunha passes some hidden and unannounced threshold of 'doing interesting things.'

"Aren't you going to get on with it?" says the male cop, as he takes off his cap and sweeps back his jet black hair.

"You're getting awfully tedious," says the female cop, taking off her ray-ban shades and polishing them on her shirt tail, revealing brassy eyes that match those little horns from before.

Eunha takes a breath --

And the female cop snaps forwards, aiming a brutal kick up towards her midsection! If it connects, several things will happen:

* Eunha will get hoisted up and kicked back into the car.
* The female cop's cap will fall off, formally revealing those devil horns. Holy Clark Kent, Batman!
* The other demons will laugh, and laugh, and laugh (this happens anyway).

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops successfully hit Eunha with Threnody of the Sweeping Mists.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops0/-------/-----==|

Katana is feeling good today; he drank his Morning Rescue (imported from Japan), ate some Pocky...a good way to start a day of mayhem and violence. Unlike the cops with Eunha, he does not laugh at her misfortune. He seems to take everything 100 percent seriously, as the scowl on his face testifies. So the peanut gallery jeering of the squad is a little unusual to him...until they reveal their horns. He gasps, dramatically pointing at them, suddenly exaggerating his body movements like a kabuki actor. Perhaps this is how he thinks one should act during a shocking reveal. "Punk ass demons! I knew it!" He did not.

"Hnn. 5-0 Gaijin, it's bad enough I speak to you in your inferior tongue...now you unwittingly bring these mongrels to me! Join me in fighting them!"

Then, instead of attacking Eunha once more...the samurai charges the male and female 'cops', slicing at the male twice with his swords, then turning and grabbing the female...and delivering a suplex into the asphalt. It seems even Katana is a fan of wrestling. Maybe he watches New Japan.

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops blocks Katana's Armed Combo.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops0/-------/----===|

Smashed in the guts, Eunha doesn't just hit the car door. She goes THROUGH it, landing in the car itself - smashing through the Crime Fighting Laptop Stuff that all cop cars seem to have in front these days, and nearly clocking herself on the stick shift.

What? she thinks, laying there.

'Punk ass demons!' comes from outside.


Eunha sits upright suddenly and sees a woman with brazen horns turning around. Indeed, that woman's too-tight skirt* ruptures slightly and a long whiplike tail snaps outwards, flicking ahead.

The male demon twists forwards, smashing his arm into Katana's blades and leaking quicksilver as he lets out a throaty moan that might be worthy of even Roxy. The female demon laughs, cruel and dissonant, and Eunha kicks the driver's side door open, saying as she does, "You sons of bitches were fucking with me!"

Before the demoness can answer, Eunha lashes out with her right foot, aiming right for the base of her tail.

(* Their outfits, including Eunha's 'replacement,' were robbed from a costume store. They are CHEAP, SHODDY and SECRETLY EROTIC. Eunha, momentarily befuddled by their trickery, hadn't noticed!)

COMBATSYS: Eunha successfully hits Totes Normal Cops with Thrust Kick.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|=====--\-------\0            Eunha
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There is a loud SNAP as that demoness is kicked in the tail base with all the force that a taekwondo master (mistress?) can muster. Her tail goes limp afterwards. Any possible lewd remarks or comments to the effect of 'ooh, hit me harder' die in this moment, as she reaches back to clutch the ratlike member, holding it - limp and useless and agonized - in her hand.

The fellow who caught the swords in his arm looks over. "By the foreskin of the Nazarene, what have you done, you inimitable BITCH!" he groans.

"My tail!" the demoness wails.

Another demoness, this one larger, steps forwards. The one with the broken tail steps forwards, eyes looking down sheepishly, but nods. The taller one tugs her over, makes her kneel, and pulls out a brassy scimitar from -- somewhere. The scimitar comes up --

At the same time that the burly guy bleeding mercury raises up his arm and tries to fling Katana loose and at the other squad car. What's worse - he tries to flex his unholy muscles in such a way as to retain the Mad Gearman's sacred Hanzo steel.

COMBATSYS: Katana fails to interrupt Keening of Winter's Embrace from Totes Normal Cops with Tengu Walking.

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Katana           0/-------/---====|=====--\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops0/-------/-======|

Katana nods approvingly at Eunha's response. At last, the cops show some honor...and balls. Sometimes the two are the same in Katana's mind. He just wishes they were fighting cool demons like yokai, instead of these fantasy novel cover rejects.

He faces the buff demon as the latter charges at him. Hmmph, he can deal with this fool, using one of his trademark techniques, the TENGU WALKING. He prepares to perform a handstand on his swords, hopefully with everyone seeing it, in order to walk all over-

Nope. The burly demon throws him into another squad car. Much like Eunha, he smashes the door and breaks the glass, sliding down into a seated position with a grunt. "Ohhh..."

There is much laughter as Katana is sent flying. The remainder of the squad is coming. There is a brazen snap down -

A demoniac scream --

And then Eunha Sin reaches over abruptly, even as the scimitar-wielding demoness bellows "WHAT!"

Because in her hand is the pinkish rat tail of the injured demoness... or should be. Instead it's in Eunha's hand.

She snaps it at the scimitar demoness's face momentarily, making her stagger back. (The other demons gasp in surprise. Apparently Brass Sword Woman is the Head 'cubus In Charge.)

"These people may be scum," Eunha says, or shouts to be more honest. "Selling drugs, turning out the innocent, and blighting this city. But they fell into this out of crime or wickedness... or foolish honor... or because of bad luck!"

"YOU," she says, pointing with her free hand, "Are mocking this entire city - breaking away from whatever pit in the ground where you're supposed to be skewering the evil or whatever the fuck it is you do, and coming up here. Bringing US down THERE - and every fucking last one of you is in violation of Section 190 point 26 of the Metro City code! Impersonation in the First God Damn Degree!"

Eunha turns her head. "You!" And she reaches over to snatch something off the blouse of Miss Scimitar, and flick it towards Katana--

A plastic badge? "You're deputized!"

And with that, she bobs down and rises upwards, snapping her leg up to hit the demon in between the legs... ...hopefully. There's a glittering snap of green SOMETHING behind it, though. A light that may be simple and clean, like the way [crime fighting] makes you feel.

COMBATSYS: Eunha successfully hits Totes Normal Cops with Undercarriage Damage.
- Power hit! -

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Katana           0/-------/---====|======-\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops1/------=/=======|

The brass scimitar falls out of the lead demoness's hand.

She slowly crumples forwards, eyes wide and burning like coals. She stumbles towards Eunha - and does not quite manage it, because that kick at the fork of her legs did something a little more impressive than simply fracture her pelvis. (Who hasn't had a fractured pelvis? Especially if you've been with Mike Bison... /ladies/.)

She kind of... tears apart. Quicksilver, and several unidentifiable lumps of SOMETHING, plop outwards. She sinks to one knee, even as Eunha whirls -- just in time for two of them to lunge forwards and strive to smash her to the ground, and after that, presumably, drive her into a messy tamarind-flavored pulp.

The demons seem to have nothing clever to say. They are too angry.

Katana is surprised and a little impressed by Eunha's speech, as he gets up off the ground and brushes glass off him. His back hurts, but his spirit still burns to defend his home. Eunha seems to say it best, though he doesn't expect to get a plastic badge. "Are you even a real cop?" he asks. He decides it probably doesn't matter, as he sticks it onto his football jersey. If only he had a proper set of jitte, then he could complete the lawman look. Ah well...

"Ha, these demons are fragile!" he declares. He turns his attention back to the other demons, specifically the one that threw him. Sticking his swords out, he charges for him, intent on skewering the demon with both swords and knock him to the ground, where he will proceed to drag him across the street so hard the friction causes actual flames to erupt all over him. Katana will finish with a slam into the same patrol car previously damaged.

COMBATSYS: Eunha dodges Totes Normal Cops' Requiem of Merciful Endings.

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Katana           0/-------/----===|======-\-------\0            Eunha
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Totes Normal Cops falls asleep.

Totes Normal Cops wakes up.

Demons abruptly surround Eunha as Katana makes his declaration --

And she leaps out from between then, her feet landing on their respective faces and shoving them back! Twisting around, she lands in a horse stance, not terribly far from Katana and facing the unfortunately-for-them not very well separated group.

The irritated looks on demonic faces grow more intense, almost comical. Eunha does not care a great deal. "To answer your question... Yes," she answers Katana, "I am. This shit is intensely irregular, but dating back from the days when Metro City was a cow-punching town smuggling tea for -"

One of the demons, who was nearer to the side, got too close. Eunha pivots to face him, kicking his attempt to grasp at her princess zone in the wrist and following up his clumsy swing of a truncheon with a block, cross, and two brisk kicks that are going to suck for Mr. Demon if he isn't jumping quickly.

As she does this, she finishes: "George Herbert Washington, there's been a tradition of posse comitatus!"

What's that?

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops blocks Katana's Daikyou Burning.

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Katana           0/-------/---====|======-\-------\0            Eunha
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COMBATSYS: Eunha successfully hits Totes Normal Cops with Four Way Pileup.

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Katana           0/-------/---====|=======\-------\0            Eunha
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The demon Eunha assaults gets kicked in the face hard enough that his head twists around. Staggering back, he struggles to set his head back onto his spinal column, making teakettle-torture noises as he does. He's gonna be a while.

Katana has a similar outcome, stabbing an incoming demon with so much force that silver paint - er - demon blood goes splattering everywhere. The demon is shocked as he's driven down, dragged hard, and set on fire - though the flames seem limited to his novelty police officer's costume. For some strange reason, these demons seem to be kind of resistant to fire.

The reason why is a mystery. The slam, at least, is decisive, and Katana breaks him open! ... LITERALLY!

The swarm is now down to one lone demoness. She was clearly the chunky girl. She had been hanging back, though a stray Mad Gear operative gives her a kick in the patoot, sending her stumbling forwards. If there were others, they've seen where the wind was blowing and have vamoosed.

This demoness stands alone. Strangely, like Eunha, she has glasses.

Swallowing, this nameless demoness struts forwards. She crouches down, purple-nailed hand shaking, and picks up the dropped brass scimitar.

Her eyes erupt in luminous fire as she rises upwards. Her mouth parts in a wordless groan - no, it's just so high pitched that it had to cross DOWN into realms that even Katana's fine ears, honed by a lifetime of anime OSTs, to hear. Eunha winces a moment later, because the shriek is enough to shatter all remaining glass on those squad cars!

It lowers down into a profound bass thrum that might send weird feelings through the both of them. Then the demoness speaks, intoning words in a hissing echo.

"Cursed with a word as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul - and damned... is your life -"

She erupts forwards with intent, blurring speed. Her blade slashes impossibly, an eightfold twisting blender in the air. A true samurai could see the ultimate path to parry this blow - a sword of brass can't be as tough as true soul steel, however poisonous the alloy.

But can the samurai of crime find this hidden 'Zandatsu' point? Or will he succumb (or perhaps succu-bcumb...) to the heartless rules of nature?

COMBATSYS: Katana blocks Totes Normal Cops' Gravestone of Final Acts EX.

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Katana           0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0            Eunha
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Katana replies, "I am not Damnd, he is over in the East Side." The result of his Daikyou Burning was quite satisfying. He was convinced Mad Gear would come out of this stronger than ever, himself included. The demoness comes at him with the speed of a tiger, the sword a biting cobra. But he is ready; swords clash as he blocks several of her blows with his own swords, sparks flying as the blades clash against each other. He moves quick, but she's a bit quicker, sneaking in a few cuts to his torso and arms, spilling some blood. But not a lot of it.

"Let this be a lesson to ALL who would oppose Mad Gear. We are the ultimate gang, the ones little bangers want to be when they grow up! Not even demons are enough to stop us, let alone the authorities of the world!" he steps back and strikes a stance like a sumo wrestler, except with swords. "Each of their fighting spirits is with me tonight. Like DAMND..."

Elsewhere, Damnd is face down on a ruined couch surrounded by empty bongs; several cicada guards are also passed out around him. The remains of hot wings are strewn about. He snores, rolls and falls off.


Grandpa and Uncle Andore each tag team a couple unfortunate Majigen denizens, no selling their attacks completely. Father Andore introduces another to THE CHAIR.


Abigail is pounding an unfortunate demon's head into a thin paste while screaming shrilly. "STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEE!" He then curls into a ball and sobs.

"...AND OTHERS..."

EDI E. is cruising down a street while firing his service revolver at random Darkstalkers. "Hahahah, profiling motherfuckers, hahahah!"

Katana puts his swords in his armpits. "All of them are with me now...and brother Rolento, the greatest of all! For you, demon...there is no hope. SHOW SEA SEND BANG!" He charges the last demoness, attempting to duck and grab her legs, hoist her up, jump, then perform a sick powerbomb into the asphalt.

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops blocks Katana's Butsumetsu Buster.

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Katana           0/-------/--=====|=======\-------\0            Eunha
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The demoness's blade clashes with Katana even as he counters, and her blows' flurry is momentarily spent. Her eyes widen as she does not slay him.

And then he speaks of his family. His people.

His gang.

And then she is scooped up, hoisted, and subjected to a brutal powerbombing hard enough that silvery 'blood' gushes out of her mouth. Her head is flattened slightly as she rolls away from him...

And rises up to her feet. She screeches indignation like a kicked radiator, but seems to be moving fine. Demons must not have brains! To mess with Mad Gear and/or the MCPD! (And also, apparently, at all!)

"Jesus," Eunha says.

The demoness screams, leaps, and stabs, all in one fluid motion.

COMBATSYS: Eunha fails to counter Elegy of Lost Opportunity from Totes Normal Cops with Pothole Buster.
- Power fail! -

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Katana           0/-------/--=====|=======\===----\1            Eunha
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Eunha raises her leg up to kick the demoness right square in the head.

Her foot whiffs because the demoness's head is squashed down.

There is a horrible wet sound. Blood splatters. "MOTHERF--"

But look, Katana! The demoness has her back to you. Is this your chance to show a samurai's true courage -- cruelly skewering a female in the back!?

Katana watches the demoness go after Eunha. He can't believe he's helping a cop, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Though fatigued from his earlier effort, he still gives another battle cry and lunges at the demoness, his swords raised to bring it down on her person in a hard plunging stab!

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops fails to interrupt Fierce Strike from Katana with March to the Bitter End.

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Katana           0/-------/-======|=======\===----\1            Eunha

COMBATSYS: Totes Normal Cops can no longer fight.

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Katana           0/-------/-======|=======\===----\1            Eunha

And so it is that Katana, with the power of his blade, penetrates a woman.

HEYOO. Not really. Eunha is regaining her feet just as the creature is about to follow up a long but shallow gash on the inside of her leg with a deep and more profound bite, when instead it is cut.

Silver crap gushes out again. The demoness looks down, slowly.

Her - its - sword drops to the ground with a clatter.

Then she falls down into a heap.

Eunha, one lens of her glasses coated in that weird blood, looks up at Katana. "... Huh," she says, slowly straightening up. It is not a very aggressive posture. (In the background, the demon who had his head back on straight is immediately pile-driven by some goon. It is that goon who is the true winner today.)

Katana sheathes his swords behind his back, then thrusts a hand into his pocket, flinging fake rose petals all over the place. "Yosh," he says with gravitas. He turns to Eunha. Now it was just them left. "You fight well, for a cop," he remarks.

"Hnh," Eunha says, though she's smirking through the sneer.

She wipes her glasses off on the tail of her shirt. Flimsy as it is. "I suppose I owe you one after all of this," she says, eventually. She is wary - poised - but not lunging in for an attack.

"I don't know what's been going on," she says, finally. "Whatever these sons of bitches have been doing -" One groans, and is then elbow-dropped by that same MG goon, "It must have gotten to my head... How bad are things?"

"Bad. There will be many deaths when this is over..." Katana says, as he starts to walk away. "Be on your guard, we are not out of the woods yet, so they say. With luck, Metro City will be returned to normal."

Eunha is silent for a couple of moments.

"Well," she says - before realizing that he's out of distance.

"Don't think you're off the hook," she mutters to herself. "If you fucking Mad Gear think you're going to win a license to peddle smack, just because you decided to shoot demons..."

"Heh," she says, grinning somehow. A few moments later, and after removing at least one gutted demon from one of the cars, she's putting it in gear and driving into /the darkest of nights/.

Despite the damaged turn signal light, even.

COMBATSYS: Katana has left the fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Eunha has ended the fight here.

Log created on 20:13:41 04/24/2015 by Eunha, and last modified on 13:36:16 04/26/2015.