Alexis - Killasaurus Orphanage in: Hungry for Battle!

Description: Down on their luck financially and looking to score an easy meal, the members of Canadian hardcore punk outfit Killasaurus Orphanage show up at Genhanten. Citing a flyer from around town, their frontwoman challenges employee Yun Lee to a fight with a free meal on the line. Things get a little messy for everyone involved.

"Hot soup! Comin' through!"

That would be the voice of Yun Lee, the White Dragon of the Wind and Clouds. The skater boy is all up on his board right now, whisking through Genhanten in an effort to make a delivery to one of the tables farther away from the kitchen. He's got a tray of about seven hot wonton soups balanced on one hand and he's skating like there's no tomorrow. He whips around a table or two and almost crashes into one of the other waiters as he skids to a halt at a table full of teenage girls.

"Eat up, ladies. There's a digit of my phone number at the bottom of every bowl." Yun offers a wink towards the teen table and sets a bowl down in front of each and every girl that's giggling at him and his flirtatious antics. Yun only pauses to look over his shoulder for a moment, just in case his (kind of) girlfriend (coughstalkercough) is hanging about. She should be in school anyway!

Yun balances on his board, flipping the now empty tray around and tucking it under his arm. Genhanten is popping pretty well today. Nice lunch crowd. Nice... crowd. Period.

==*== EARLIER THAT DAY ==*==

"What do you mean, we're over budget?" Alexis scowled into the rearview mirror of the beat-up rental van currently serving as a tour vehicle for the members of Killasaurus Orphanage as it drove through Southtown.

"I mean we're running low on money," Matt 'Matthew Bad' Barker, the band's drummer and financial analyst replied to the band's angry frontwoman.

"I /know/ what over budget means, Matty! I mean, why are we over budget?"

"Well, we made this budget based on the assumption that you were going to win that fight. And, well, three letters, Lexi. Dee Kay Oh."

Alexis let out a sigh. The travel expenses for coming to Japan may have been paid for by the Neo League, but now the band was stuck in Southtown and almost broke. As the van idled at an intersection, Alexis' eyes were drawn to an old flyer stuck to the post of one of the streetlights.

"Screw it. I got an idea that can save us some cash. Who's up for Chinese?"


Well, it /was/ a nice crowd. Now, though, what appears to be a group of angry American punks file in through the front door, led by an fierce-looking blue-eyed brunette in what vaguely resembles a Catholic schoolgirl's uniform. Most of the customers go quiet and look up toward the members of Killasaurus Orphanage and their smoldering frontwoman. For a moment, the tension in the dining room is thick as cold butter.

"Don't worry, guys! We're Canadian!" Matty pipes up cheerily with a small wave. Instantly, some greetings are given and normal conversation resumes in general. It's soon cut short when Alexis steps forward, thrusting the old flyer into the air with one hand.

"Hey! Where's Yun Lee? We're Killasaurus Fucking Orphanage and we're here to kick his ass!"

And the silence is back.

Yun is, at present, flirting with a table of females when all this craziness goes on. He's not really in the business of stepping to people and taking their orders. He's more of the delivery skater type. He's focused on the table of girls and thus manages to miss the entire entrance of Killarsaurus Orphanage.

It isn't until his name is mentioned does he realize that ther could be trouble brewing. And as much as he doesn't like his Sensei, he'll be damned if he's going to let anyone just wander into Gen's establishment and ruin it. Or wreck it. He's dealt with all kinds of gang members and what not before. Southtown is almost always under attack by someone. And that's why he's always around to do the hero thing.

Yun must've taken a seat because he's reaching up to turn his cap around frontwards again. He takes his sweet time doing this and as he rises to his feet, pulling the bill of his cap down to make sure he looks as intimidatingly heroic as humanly possible.

"Right here."

His words are soft and calm, but dominant enough to command the attention of the Genhanten patrons. As Yun rises to a full stance, he kicks his skateboard up into his hands and turns to look at the Invading Band. It is this that has some of the regular customers pulling their chairs and tables out of the way. They are making room for what is likely about to be another one of the famous battles that happen within these walls.

Yun takes a single step forward, fingers laced around the trucks of his board. He looks up from beneath the extended brim of his cap. He tilts his head slightly to look over at them from an angle and smirks. "But ya' gonna' have to watch ya' mouth. This is a family restaurant."

A Ramenweed rolls by.

Alexis' gaze sweeps analytically over Yun from behind her dark bangs as the skater rises up to his feet. She purses her lips for a moment, glancing back at the faded piece of paper that she's holding in her hands, then hands it off to one of the other band members, freeing her hands to adjust her fingerless gloves before lacing her fingers and flexing her knuckles in front of her, then slowly stretching her arms back behind her head.

"Fine! This won't be our first all ages show."

Finishing her stretch, she snaps back to a straightened posture, pushing a fist into her other palm and stepping forward from the rest of the band, who seem to be at odds over the situation, murmuring amongst themselves.

"So, anyone who can kick your a... butt gets a free meal here, right?"

She levels her gaze coolly on the skater as the band's only roadie hands a cherry red electric guitar to her, which she casually slings across her back by the shoulder strap. "So does that mean that if all of us beat you up together, then we all get a free meal?"

The band's bassist pipes up at that. "That's okay, Lexi! We'll pay for our own food! Good luck though!"

Alexis turns a glare to her bandmates. "Hey, come on, guys! You said you were in when we were driving here! Don't be puss...teriors?"

Letting out a huff, Alexis turns back to Yun. Tugging at her outfit before dropping into a fighting stance and raising her fists, she says, "Whatever! I don't need backup to beat up some skater! Come at me!"

COMBATSYS: Alexis has started a fight here.

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Alexis           0/-------/-------|

Yun narrows his eyes and then looks over his shoulder at his table of fangirls. "Gimmie two minutes. I gotta' take out the trash. Don't go anywhere." Yun looks at one of the finer girls there. "Especially you." He winks and then he's whirling back around to look in the direction of the overexcited frontwoman. Which, for the record, is very interesting. Normally, Yun is almost as hyper and excited to get into it and tussle it up. However, he seems to be moving a bit more Yang-ly today for some reason.

"Why don't we raise the stakes a little bit?" Yun drops his board down and skates over a bit. He has his hands in his pockets as he does, as if he's not even worried about getting attacked right now. He's pretty sure this girl is all bark from the way she's acting. "If by some miracle you manage to beat me down? Your whole garage band eats for free. But! When I win. You rock this kick ass party I'm plannin'. No charge."

Yun balances on his board with those hands in his pockets as he focuses his eyes on Alexis. He doesn't seem to be too worried about getting attacked. Not right now. Not while he's trying to make a deal. Unless, of course, this is just a distractionary tactic to keep her off guard. Nobody would fight from a skateboard... right?

COMBATSYS: Yun has joined the fight here.

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Yun              0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0           Alexis

The rocker girl's aquamarine eyes linger on Yun as he flirts with the girls at the table behind him, her lips quirking thoughtfully as she folds her arms across her stomach and taps a boot against the floor, shifting her weight and leaning onto one hip. When he turns back and makes his counter-offer, she tilts her head, causing her hair to fall in her eyes as she considers the deal. Then, a smile plays on her lips. A gig for the band if she loses? It may be free, but it's exposure, and maybe they can sell some merch. There's no need to let Yun know it's a win-win, though. She gives one more stretch, swinging her elbows back toward each other, incidentally pushing her chest forward as she answers - perhaps as an intentional distraction attempt.

"Fine! You've got yourself a deal!"

And then, abruptly, she throws herself forward, hopping up onto one of the tables that luckily happens to be empty. A high-pitched hum emanates from her as each footfall lands.

"And we're getting ourselves a meal!"

Leaping from the tabletop, she swings both feet up, the motion producing a melodic hum, before aiming the soles of both boots at Yun's chest. Should her feet connect, a dissonant burst would be released, adding sonic force to the dropkick.

COMBATSYS: Alexis successfully hits Yun with Medium Kick.

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Yun              0/-------/----===|-------\-------\0           Alexis

Overconfidence is not exactly the best thing to have when you're trying to make some deals. Of course, you shouldn't make deals while standingly non-chalantly on a skateboard because you might just get sonic dropkick'd right off the damn thing! Which, coincidentally, is what happens to Yun. The sound and the feet connect full on, sending Yun clear off his skateboard and sprawl-crashing into a pile of dishes that were about to be taken back to the kitchen. Though most of them shatter, Yun does manage to find a way to right himself afterwards.

"I give everybody /one/." Yun says, reaching up to straighten out his cap and get a bit more comfortable in his kung fu stance. Which only lasts a moment, because he's rushing at her with a couple of quick steps. "And then I whoop they ass!" Seems like Yun has forgotten all about the family restaurant as he leaps at Alexis, reaching out to grab at her shoulders so that he can plant his foot into her chest and kick off backwards. And if he's lucky, maybe he'll even get to send her sprawling into some fried rice that's not too far from their altercation.

COMBATSYS: Yun successfully hits Alexis with Monkey Throw.

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Yun              0/-------/--=====|===----\-------\0           Alexis

The other members of Killasaurus Orphanage, still gathered near the entrance to the restaurant, let out a collective cheer as Alexis kicks off of Yun's torso and drops to the floor on her rear end. Picking herself up, she smooths down her skirt and turns to give a thumb up to the rest of her band.

"Don't worry guys, I got this!"

Turning back at Yun's words, she blinks quickly as it turns out that the martial artist is practically on her already. She raises her hands up, trying to push Yun off as he grabs her shoulders. It's too late by that point, though, as he rolls her over and launches her into the air.


Forgetting all about the 'family restaurant' fight stipulation as she flies through the air, Alexis flails her arms, tucks her knees up, and swears loudly before crashing back-first into a large dish of fried rice, skidding off of the cart it's on and ending up on the floor with the sticky food splattered all around her. Picking herself up and brushing away grains clinging to the back of her shirt and skirt, she glares at Yun.

"Hmph! Well you better get ready, 'cause I never stop at just one! If you want to whoop my ass, you're gonna have to work for it!"

With no more thought given to action than to wording, Alexis pulls herself onto the empty spot on the food cart and sends it rolling back toward Yun. As it gets close, she launches herself off of it at an angle in a cross-body. If she connects, she'll try and whirl around Yun's body before locking an arm over his head and throwing herself backward, attempting to drive the skater head-first onto a chair that's been overturned in the commotion.

Should the move connect, a sharp crashing sound like a chord from a guitar would accompany the impact as a sonic shockwave is released!

COMBATSYS: Yun dodges Alexis' Stage Dive.

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Yun              0/-------/--=====|==-----\-------\0           Alexis

Yun's back up and on his feet by the time the sound of bad words are coming towards his ears. He's straightening his cap when his eyes lock onto the sight of Alexis and her cart riding in his direction. He shakes his head slightly, though his lips are curled into an impressed smirk. He stands his ground long enough for her to see him wink at her, just before she leaps off the cart. Because that's when he makes his move.

Yun practically dives out of the way, his body hitting the floor. He rolls to the side, scooping up his skateboard on the way, right before he gets back to his feet. His movements are quick, almost rushed, as he hurls that skateboard across the floor and in the general direction of Alexis' feet. If he can't catch her coming out of her descent, maybe he she'll be too busy trying to recover from her failed diving attempt to notice she's about to go for a ride on his board!

Either way, Yun continues his California Roll and pops back up to his feet, stepping right into his classic Kung Fu stance once again. "Girlfriend? You trippin'!"

COMBATSYS: Alexis endures Yun's Small Random Weapon!

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Yun              0/-------/--=====|======-\-------\0           Alexis

It's difficult to land gracefully after missing a cross-body splash - especially when there's a chair in the way. Alexis does at least manage to put her hands out and catch herself before she can go log-rolling across the floor. She gets onto her knees, tucking her feet under herself and smoothing down her skirt, and is about to rise when the skateboard flies in, ramps off the soles of her boots and smacks squarely into her backside, causing her to let out a yelp.


Turning around with ferocity in her eyes, she pushes herself up to her feet, glancing between the skateboard beside her and Yun's face. She plants one foot on the board and kicks off, aiming straight for the Genhanten employee. She's no pro skater, but appearances would suggest that it's not her first time using a skateboard.

"I am /not/ your girlfriend!"

As she gets near, she'll shift onto one foot on the skateboard, drawing back her other long leg before aiming a side kick toward Yun's gut, a sharp tone resonating as she delivers it. If she can succeed in connecting, she'll follow up by attempting to grab Yun's head as she hops off and spreads her feet on either side of the skateboard. She'd then try and bend the skater down and push his head between her thighs, then hook both of her arms under his to prevent escape before swinging her feet up and dropping, using the combination of her hips and gravity to try and smash Yun's face onto the skateboard below with a resounding, oddly harmonic sonic crash.

COMBATSYS: Alexis successfully hits Yun with Drop D.
~~ Alluring Hit! ~~

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Yun              1/------=/=======|=======\-------\0           Alexis

Yun is showing off for those girls right now. Which might be why he wasn't expecting this rocker girl to be all up in his girl with some skill on the skateboard. He was actually hoping that it would've taken her out or something. He really wasn't in the mood to be trying to deal with this girl all damn lunch hour. But she was proving to be hard to get rid of.

Her return trip was something that he clearly was not prepared for. Taking the full on kick, Yun is doubled over and barely has time to register that he just got kicked. There's a look of confusion on his face as he's hooked up for something that he normally would be happy about, but then he's getting his face smashed right into the skateboard. The sounds that come with it are boosed even more by the crunching and cracking of both Yun's face and his skateboard. Which, by the way, is now ruined.

Yun wastes no time in rolling away from this violent girl, pushing up to his feet. Blood is dripping from his face and his cap is askew. He doesn't even try to fix it. Not now. Not at this moment. Because he just got embarassed on his own turf. "I just got that board!" Fury seems to be in the cards now and he poses in dramatic kung fu fashion for just a brief moment. "Hope you like this!" And then he's a blur of bloody, angry skater as he rushes towards her and strikes upwards with a more powerful than it should be arm slash. His movements pick up speed as he attempts to follow up with a sharp elbow strike. His body twists and he aims a strong shoulder slam towards Alexis' body, enough to take her into the air should he manage to connect. After which, Yun goes beneath and thrusts a fist into the air, hoping gravity will bring her right back down onto it!

COMBATSYS: Alexis blocks Yun's You Hou.

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Yun              0/-------/-------|=======\==-----\1           Alexis

After delivering the devastating double underhook facebuster, Alexis tumbles backward, rolling up to her feet, a grin dancing across her lips as she reaches around to the back of her rumpled skirt and tugs it back into place before smoothing it down with her hand. She's definitely sore at this point, but Yun's head definitely got the worse end of that one - along with his skateboard.

"Sorry about that. Hope you had insurance!" she says with a wink before Yun charges in at her. She bites her lip as she pivots at the waist and brings an arm up, catching the slashing attack on her armband. She turns her hand to catch the follow-up elbow smash, wincing as the impact causes pain to shoot through her palm.


Though she braces against it, the shoulder thrust does manage to throw her up into the air. She turns as she's falling, though, and the fist narrowly misses her vitals, instead impacting with her hip and causing her to fall away to the side, knocking over a table.


Leaning over a little as she picks herself up, her chest heaving as she takes in deep breaths, Alexis stares at Yun with determination.

"Not bad! I'll probably still be feeling that one over lunch!"

A faint hum like the feedback of a microphone starts to fill the space around her as she draws in the ambient sonic energy from the area - the cheers and jeers of the crowd, the clattering of plates, the cries of support coming from her hungry bandmates.

"Alright! Time to take this thing up to eleven!"

As she shouts, the sound builds even further, a ripple passing through peoples' drinks before causing the glasses themselves to start to tremble in resonance with the building of sonic energy. She beckons to Yun before raising her fists.

"Let's turn it up! Hit me, skater boy!"

COMBATSYS: Alexis gathers her will.

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Yun              0/-------/-------|=======\======-\1           Alexis

Yun is still upset and bleeding so there's not really much going on in regards to him except the controlling of emotions. He was enjoying the use fo that new board and now it is completely ruined. Totaled. And there's not a damn thing he can do about it. He shouldn't have brought it into the fight so it is his own fault. It does kind of suck that it was his own face that destroyed it.

Yun reaches up to grab the bill of his cap and he straightens it on his head. It has something to do with centering himself and refocusing his abilities. He takes a moment to breathe, even though he's ready and willing to dive into this fight full on again. "You're payin' for my skateboard." is explained with a calm tone. It's not that he's obsessed with his skateboard-- okay, can't even finish that lie. And now he's gotta' show her how he's gonna' make her pay.

There's a skip-step that happens as Yun takes off in a rush for Alexis once again. He stops short and just spins on a heel to swing around one of those strong legs at her. Nothing too crucial, but the simple styling of this roundhouse kick should be enough to see where this girl's head is at. Or if she's gearing up for something a bit bigger. EIther way, he's ready to see if he can't keep her on the defensive.

COMBATSYS: Alexis blocks Yun's Medium Kick.

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Yun              0/-------/-------|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2           Alexis

Alexis is pumped up. She may be hurting, and she may be exerting her self way more than she normally would over a meal, but win or lose, this fight will have been worth it for her.

Right up until the moment that Yun tells her that she has to pay for his skateboard.

"Hey, -not- cool!" she shoots back in response to his imperative. "You're the one who brought it into this thing in the first place! Do I -look- like I'm rich?!" She ducks her head and raises her shoulder to intercept the kick as it's thrown her way, her body rocked by the impact but remaining upright. Whirling around to separate from Yun, unslinging her guitar, and flipping on the power switch for its internal amplifier in one single whipping motion, she pulls a guitar pick from somewhere or other and raises it threateningly.

"You want to know what I think of that? Here's a new song I'm working on! It's called 'Yun Lee Can Kiss My Ass!'

With that, her hands suddenly become a blur as her fingers fly across the fretboard and she starts pumping out a heavy, thrashing guitar solo. In a moment, she starts spouting rapid-fire lyrics to accompany the music - which is actually pretty good, if obnoxiously loud.

o/~ I broke Yun's skateboard with his face, I think that he might cry!
Now he wants me to pay for it, but that ain't gonna fly!
I'm no puppet on the strings of the skating class!
If you want me to pay your way, then you can kiss my ass! o/~

The most astonishing thing about the mini-song - even more so than how terrible the lyrics are - is that as the sound of the guitar fills the air, it assaults Yun in a much more tangible manner than the barrage on his eardrums: visible ripples fill the air as waves of sonic force fly from the guitar, blasting toward the skater with concussive force and sending glasses and plates flying everywhere in their wake.

COMBATSYS: Alexis successfully hits Yun with Shredding Solo.

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Yun              0/-------/----===|>>>>>>>\-------\0           Alexis

Yun is unprepared. He's usually unprepared when people decide they want to bring WEAPONS to a street fight. After all, it would definitely be considered unfair for weapons to be used when the opponent has not such a thing. But then again, most of the time people want to fight him, it is because they have to have a weapon in order to take him out. At least, well, that's what he tells himself. Because that's how he manages to justify getting his ass whooped...

By a damn guitar.

All these thoughts are with Yun as he's sent sailing through the air like there's no tomorrow. There might not be for him. He's sent hurtling towards the window, which cracks after his body impacts it and he slams down, breaking the fangirl table as he goes down. Possibly even for the count. Okay, maybe not. He's sitll moving and with the assistance of his fangirls, Yun manages to get back to his feet. But he's wobbling. A lot. And he can't really hear any of the things that are being said to him by the girls that are, essentially, holding him up.

The room won't stop spinning either.

Yun is going to need a moment to compose himself before he gets back into this fight. ANd his fangirls know this. Which is kind of why they've formed a semi-circle around him while trying to make sure he can continue to fight. Y'know, for protection.

COMBATSYS: Yun straightens out his cap.

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Yun              0/-------/-----==|>>>>>>>\-------\0           Alexis

Polishing off the guitar solo with a thick open D chord, Alexis bangs her head once and stomps the floor before slinging her weapon of choice once more. Brushing her hair out of her eyes, she surveys the devastation approvingly... and then spots Yun surrounded by his fangirls. She grits her teeth, clearly incensed by the pause in the fight.

"Hey! Hands off! He's mine until I'm done with him! Get..."

Or perhaps it's jealousy? If it is, she has an odd way of expressing it - which is by charging across the floor, hopping over upturned tables and sidestepping piles of slick food as she cocks back her fist.


Her fist seems to sing as it swings through the air, aiming past the women surrounding Yun for the face of the skater himself.

COMBATSYS: Yun full-parries Alexis' Fierce Punch!!

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Yun              0/-------/---====|======-\-------\0           Alexis

Yun is barely able to see. He's hurting badly. His ears are still ringing. But he's managed to find a way to stand on his own two feet. The girls are starting to back off, faster as they realize that the crazy rocker chick isn't going to just leave Yun alone. They scatter, most of them, anyway. There are only a couple that linger and the straightening of Yun's cap allows him the opportunity to see that Alexis is about to knock one of them the hell out.

Yun's movements are quick. He yanks one girl closer to him and out of the way of that fist, whilst turning his body to knock his shoulder into the arm of the other girl, sending her hand flailing upwards and slapping against the fierce fist headed in his direction. If all of his timing is correct, that should put Alexis a little off-kilter and give him just a small opening to try and exploit.

Yun's spinning allows him just enough room to sling those fangirls off in two different directions, where they stumble into waiting chairs and out of harm's way. This has also given him the space needed to attempt to mount some sort of offense, since Alexis has been laying into him this entire 'bout!

"Bad form, Avril Latrine!" Yun steps right into a leaping stride that takes him slightly into the air and brings his fist towards Alexis' face with quickness and fury! There's even a trail of Shadow-Yuns that come with it!

COMBATSYS: Alexis endures Yun's Ze-Sho Hohou EX.

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Yun              0/-------/-======|=======\===----\1           Alexis

There's something secretly satisfying to Alexis about the way that the girls part before her humming fist like the red sea. It's cut short, though, when her knuckles clip off of one of the remaining girls' hands, sailing off course with a vibrato clang that doesn't sound anything like the collision of flesh ought to. She's left to stumble forward with the follow-through of her haymaker, whirling around at just the last moment when Yun comes falling toward her with a punch of his own. She doesn't turn aside or raise her hands to protect herself - she just closes her eyes and braces herself.

The impact resounds through the restaurant, turning Alexis around at the waist and nearly bowling her over. She stands there for a moment, almost seeming out on her feet as she pauses.

"Oh poop!" Matty Bad exclaims, mindful of the children present. "That guy almost took her head off! Lexi, are you okay?"

Slowly, Alexis turns back toward Yun, the upper half of her face completely obscured by her dangling bangs. From somewhere behind them, a thin red river of blood has started to flow, dripping down off of her chin. A shudder runs through her body as her fists clench furiously at her sides.

"/What/ the /fuck/ did you just call me?!"

And then suddenly she's launching herself straight at Yun, aiming to knock him down and straddle him so that she can pin him in place as she starts raining chi-laced punches down on his face furiously, the melodic tones of her flying fists punctuating her ferocious shouting.


COMBATSYS: Yun full-parries Alexis' Beatdown in Three Four!!

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Yun              1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0           Alexis

Yun doesn't even understand what is going on right now. He can't believe she's taking these hits in the way she is. He's actually impressed. But he doesn't want to let that on. Not that there's a reason why he should be impressed. Okay, that's a lie. He's impressed and it is even starting to show. That smirk on his face gets a little more nervous the moment that she's turned into a Rabid Rockin' Wolverine and she launches herself at him.

"Uh. My bad?" Yun doesn't really know how to deal with the sudden attack that's headed in his direction. So he steps towards it and thrusts his hands outwards, aiming to put a slapping stop to the fact that she's trying to knock him down. In fact, he actually has to take a step back, hoping to let the crazed female to stumble up. And that just may be in the cards.

Yun pauses in his steps and twists his cap to straighten things up. That pause in motion seems to make him look even cooler. A couple of his fangirls actually swoon during the hat straightening. "Can't stand up to my kung fu!" He rushes for Alexis, hoping to catch her before she can recover from his stylishly done parry. He aims to quick elbow strikes at her, following right up with a pair of lunging palm strikes. If these rock her on her heels like he wants, he'll be able to take her airborne with a rising high kick!

"Time to show off a little!" With any luck, he'll be able to keep that momentum going up, riding her like a skateboard the entire time, before he kickflips her body and takes her back down towards the floor with a series of swift and brutal kicks to the body and head, in supreme Alexis The Skateboard fashion. After all, she broke his. It's only fair.

Maybe. Depends on what cards fate has dealt him...

COMBATSYS: Alexis endures Yun's Sourai Rengeki EX!

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Yun              0/-------/-------|======-\-------\0           Alexis

Not content to abandon her attack when Yun manages to push her away, Alexis keeps swinging blindly, her fists humming dangerously as they cut through the air but fail to find purchase. The fact that the skater isn't taking the beating that she's trying to give him only seems to infuriate the girl more as she lets out a fierce yell.


She's left completely open to Yun's counterattack, the first elbow strike catching her in the cheek, the second following it hitting her in the eye and causing her to stagger, her arms trembling and punches stopping as Yun follows up with his palms, striking her in the chest. She stumbles backward, reaching up to try and brush her hair away and get her vision of Yun back -

Just in time for Yun's foot to slam into her body, carrying her up into the air. The aerial kicks rock her body as she's treated like a skateboard (a skateboard much maligned) before being driven through a table and into the floor with an echoing crash.

There's a bit of a stunned silence from the crowd as Alexis shudders on the ground, bleeding and covered in bruises. Then a cheer erupts. It's all a spectacle after all, right?

Killasaurus Orphanage, however, are not cheering. Rather, they're exchanging uncertain glances. Finally, one of them speaks up, addressing Yun.

"So, when's this party?"

Should Yun be distracted by the question, he might miss the stooped figure of Alexis rising from behind him, zombie-like.

"Shut up... Benny," she growls as she leans toward Yun, trying to lock her arms around his waist and press up close behind him. "I'll have... the dumplings," she breathes in his ear. It might even seem like a warm and friendly gesture were it not followed by Alexis succumbing to gravity completely, falling backward and attempting to suplex the skater through a chair with her momentum. In any case, she'll be hitting the ground heavily, perhaps not to rise again...

COMBATSYS: Alexis can no longer fight.

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Yun              0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Yun blocks Alexis' Power Throw.

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Yun              0/-------/------=|

Yun does get distracted by the question from the bandmates. He's always trying to be focused but there's a chance that he doesn't stay focused because he's looking at some girls or something of that nature. Which tends to be the reason why he's pulled into physical confrontation with Alexis. He doesn't get the opportunity to turn around, even though he's gripped up from behind. He gets snatched up and is about to get slammed through a chair.

Somewhere in the middle of his yanked upness, Yun wiggles slightly free and ends up coming down at the chair, feet first. He smashes through the chair sneakers first, one of his legs crumples. He drops down to one knee and reaches back up to make sure that his cap is straight. "Sorry..."

Yun takes a long moment to get back up to his feet and he proceeds to try and straighten out his outfit. He peers down at the body of Alexis and shrugs his shoulders slightly, "We're all out." Yun takes a step over Alexis' body and moves off towards those fangirls. "Leave your number on the counter. I'll call you guys with the details and the bill for all this broken furniture." Oh yeah, Yun is about to milk this win for all its worth. And then a little bit more.

COMBATSYS: Yun has ended the fight here.

As the commotion dies down and patrons steadily resume their lunches, Alexis' bandmates hurry over to help the girl up to her feet. It takes the other guitarist and the drummer each offering a shoulder, but she's able to stand after a little while, and they get her over to the counter. Leaning forward against it, she glances over her shoulder at Yun, frowning behind her bangs. Her voice is a bit raw and weak, but still clearly agitated.

"Yeah, yeah. If you didn't want anything getting broken, you should've said to take it... oh, whatever."

The girl scribbles down a phone number on a scrap of bill - biting back the urge to duck the bill by putting down the wrong information - and leaves it lying there.

"Come on, guys. Let's go look for some cheap ramen somewhere..."

Log created on 11:19:12 02/11/2015 by Alexis, and last modified on 21:28:08 02/11/2015.