Neo League 0001 - NL#0048: Rainbow Mika vs Aracely

Description: Two wrestlers face off in a Jamaican Club for a bunch of cruise ship vacationers in a match announced and refereed by D****y mascots. Is G***y slow counting on purpose? Is D****d throwing the horns for Satan? Someone's getting fired. <Winner: Rainbow Mika>

Oo, Jamaica, Oo Jamaica~

The Island Riddims don't really sink in deep to Aracely's soul, but this is a promotional event at a popular and famous club which will be full of a bunch of tourists. Why, this is a booked event for at least three cruises' on shore excursions!

Which means the crowd is unusually rotund.

"I wish I could get in something a little more glorified," Aracely complains as she watches the steel drum band exhibition come to its finale in the middle of the ring.
Mano 666 pats her shoulder. "We all have to pay our dues, my friend. Perhaps this will be your ticket. Either way, the paycheck is good."

Soon enough the steel band is brought away, the turnbuckles installed and firmly bolted to the sides of the stage, forming a RING OF MIGHT AND POWER...

And the match is being MC'd by... Well, we can't show you, because that would require a licensing fee. So let's just listen to his voice.

"Ahaha, thanks, Minnie! Alrighty, everybody - all of you fine little boys, girls, moms, dads, ladies, gentlemen, and Pluto - what we have here is a nice exciting match that's more than just something locally exciting. It's the NEO LEAGUE!!"

There is some cheering from the crowd, and a few burps.

"This is a little bit unusual, folks, but we'll be having everyone's favorite star of the ring, the flower of wrestling, but we're getting ahead of the game -- guess my cards got mixed up! Hey, big fella, why don't you talk her in."

"Ahyuck! Shore thing, I love watchin' women's wrestling! - ow - Ahem, anyway, comin' from Baja California, at five foot seven, is the darin' and hard-drivin' la Cascabellllllllllll"

Aracely runs down the pathway that was kept clear from over where the talent was kept, running fast as she can and twisting herself up, grasping the top rope and moonsaulting up into the ring, landing on her feet with her two-fingered arm-rattling salute held up!

There are no small fights.

There are no small venues (at least in terms of importance).

Every fight is as important as the one before it for one simple reason:


This is how Rainbow Mika lives, and this is how Rainbow Mika fights. She's seen the absolute heights of professional wrestling when she was scheduled to take part in the main event at SLAMFEST 2014. She's fought absurd battles on top of Eastern European tenement buildings. Each and every one of these fights has been important to Rainbow Mika's career.

Even the recent string of losses and draws. Her failure to take one of the new regional belts. All of it leads to the fact that she's had an incredible career in professional fighting since her all too recent debut just last fall. The heights she's managed to reach are heights that many professional fighters never have the opportunity to see, and the most important aspect of all of it is that through it she's had the backing of Rainbowmaniacs who still seem to throng to her fights, no matter where in the world she's been booked.

And so it is that the size of the venue means nothing to Mika right now. The fact that many of these people don't even care about fighting and are simply too busy enjoying the food and drinks also isn't important.

Most of all, it's not important that someone had the bright idea of handing off her introduction to someone how sounds like they were trying to swallow a chainsaw doesn't matter. Or that something went wrong with the speakers. Or possibly a duck was involved.

"Gosh, Donald, I think you meant to say RAAAAAAAINBOW MIKA!"

And despite the fact that a steel drum band is making her already chaotic entrance music almost unbearable, Rainbow Mika comes charging down toward the makeshift ring in the center of the bar, blasting into the air to do a single flip as she lands on the top rope at the turnbuckle and blows a kiss to the crowd (someone backstage suggested it might not be appropriate if she smacked her backside this time).

This is something which Mano 666 has yet to fully teach Aracely, though he nods to himself - a portly man in a hawaiian shirt today, but still wearing his Satanic lucha mask. He admires the maneuvers of Rainbow Mika, even if...

Well.. Today he's not a Rainbowmaniac.

But maybe sometimes in secret.

La Cascabel rolls her eyes as Rainbow Mika blows kisses and wins over the crowd. She supposes this means that she's on that side of the line today, even if the Rattlesnake image is definitely dubious. But has she developed fully into either heel or face? It is hard to say. But that fluidity grants power, too!

As she slides out of her jacket, she grimaces in a dark way, tossing her jacket over the top rope to Mano 666. She steps forwards as the referee - who we can neither confirm or deny as being Goofy - steps forwards and declares the details - Neo League rules, one pinfall, etc. etc.

Her face stays sharp and cruel, but her voice doesn't quite do that, though she has to speak more quietly and crossways over the voice of the guy in the suit. "I've been watching your matches. Good stuff. This is gonna be a lot of fun, huh?"

Then she speaks aloud, a rising and slightly wavering yell: "You're gonna go DOWN!!"

The bell's on the verge of ringing!! It would have, but Donald's mugging for the camera!

COMBATSYS: Aracely has started a fight here.

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Aracely          0/-------/-------|

There are certain things you can tell about an opponent in the ring, one of which is just how comfortable they are in their ring persona. Some people it's impossible to tell that they are anything but the person you see in the ring to the point where you wonder how they live their normals lives, others are clearly putting on a show.

Even if La Cascabel's face is bare, Mika has a feeling that she's putting on a mask.

Well, one of the job of every wrestler is to help make their opponents look good, even if they're attempting to be a Heel. Not that Aracely has actually managed to pull off anything more than very standard wrestling banter to the point where Mika isn't really certain the younger wrestler knows what she's going for.

"It takes more than big words to pull off a victory in the ring," Mika starts in that wrestler's voice that carries firmly throughout the bar. "You're pretty new to the ring, so how about you show me just what it is you claim to have!"

Time to figure out whether or not her opponent at least has down the moves. Rainbow Mika starts to circle watching Aracely carefully as she gets a feel for the new fighter.

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika has joined the fight here.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          Aracely

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika focuses on her next action.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-------|-------\-------\0          Aracely

It's a journey of self discovery, just like every match in the ring...!

And every journey of self discovery--

Aracely's poise is kind of tense, almost agitated. Mika probably knows she hasn't gotten any wins in the Neo League, and hasn't done well outside of Mexico thus far. Of course, whether this is because she's too adapted to Lucha style tactics or because two of those matches were against giant wolf-men is another story.

-- begins with an Irish Whip!? La Cascabel lunges forwards with a sudden burst of speed, aiming to grasp Mika by her wrist and twist around, sending her tumbling towards the turnbuckle!

COMBATSYS: Aracely successfully hits Rainbow Mika with Irish Whip.
- Power hit! -

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-----==|=------\-------\0          Aracely

What's about to come is a very standard maneuver in wrestling. Everyone knows the Irish Whip, everyone knows it's a good setup. They're also usually only used a bit into a fight when your opponent is starting to show fatigue and isn't thinking straight enough to get out of the way.

As much as Mika might not want to show up her opponent in one of her first matches, you don't go easy on someone in a real fight. You show them the respect to give it everything you've got, and so Mika prepares to catch the ropes to throw the attack off balance.

That's not what happens.

No, instead, as Mika aims to flow into the movement, she twists just a bit too early, failing to pull herself out of the irish whip gracefully so much as add her own effort into the twist and go plowing headfirst into the turnbuckle.

Not the best mistake...

It's a good thing that the wrestler has a hard head (and the turnbuckles are padded), because that would have been a pretty bad fight otherwise. Realizing she might not have made the best decision, she attempts to reorganize. "Not bad... I'll need to take this seriously to pull out a clean win!"

And with that Mika blasts forward like a rocket, whipping herself up into the air as she starts her part of the fight off big, aiming to slam her thighs down on either side of Aracely's head and use all of her inertia to slam the less densely packed wrestler onto the mat, at the same time clenching her thighs around La Cascabel's head as she suddenly swings up through a handstand to introduce Aracely's head more formally to the floor.

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika successfully hit Aracely with Paradise Hold.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0          Aracely

Even la Cascabel is a little surprised at that maneuver, and the surprise will be quite visible on her face as she sends Rainbow Mika flying towards the turnbuckle. But she answers that reply with, "A clean win, huh!?"

La Cascabel steps forwards as Mika lunges forwards and strikes her square in the face with that lunging throw that puts all of her body on the line! This overwhelms the taller woman's defense, sending her slamming back oto her back, twisting around and getting snapped in the air before another head-whacking blow lands her there.

Aracely's hairstyle is terminally mussed as she wrenches herself loose, breathing heavily. She doesn't get up right away, putting a hand on the mat as she looks over her shoulder at Mika. She's unsteady as she pushes herself upwards, first to all fours, then to a crouch...

At which point she turns about sixty degrees away and leaps up onto the ropes! Tossing her hair back with a snap of her neck, Aracely pulls herself upwards to stand on the middle rope, bouncing up and down several times before VAULTING up into a moonsault aiming to body-check against Mika. This is at least getting flashy!

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika fails to interrupt Power Throw from Aracely with Wingless Airplane.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0          Aracely

It's a good solid hit, and the Mikamaniacs in the audience go wild as the curvaceous wrestler's signature move lands a clean hit. The fact that she offers a quick flex to the crowd as she gets back to her feet is just icing on the cake. It's all about putting on a good show (even if that's probably already been enough to prevent certain characters from ever being allowed to be officially named).

There's a brief opportunity for Mika to flaunt as Aracely collects herself, which the wrestler does out of a sort of professional kindness. It should also allow an opportunity for both of them to get a better feel for the flow of the match as two competitors start to sort out each other's style.

%Quite honestly, Mika is somewhat hard to place, she's got a mixture of very traditional ground based grappling as well as some high flying movements thrown in on the side. She's on the shorter side for a wrestler, but built with decent muscles (and some additional cargo) that tends to put her in a weird position against taller, more acrobatic opponents.

However, when she notices La Cascabel on the ropes, Mika grins as she readies herself, loosening up for the on-coming attack and then leaping up in an effort to meet it and take advantage. However, rather than once more managing to catch her opponent's head between her thighs, the wrestler instead plows into the body blow and gets slammed right back to the ground.

To Aracely there is the advantage that there isn't a weight disadvantage here. In fact, despite a slimmer frame, she'd actually have a few pounds on the Rainbow Maniac if she got weighed while naked! But who would weigh a woman naked for no real reason?

"Gawrsh!" says the Goof: "Looks like Mika's havin a little trouble. Maybe we should cheer her on, folks!"

As Goofy attempts to lead the crowd in chanting "MI KA, MI KA, MI KA" like some kind of deranged Pikachu situation, la Cascabel slams right into Rainbow Mika's majestic form and slams down onto the mat, on top of her. She reaches over to grasp beneath one of Mika's knees, pulling up --

"You really got a great style, I wish I was this good," she admits from this close situation --

But it takes Goofy a full second to notice this. He's slamming down a one, but while he's raising his big fluffy paw up to count two, an undulation revelation from the Rainbow Mika throws la Cascabel to the side, at which point she spreads her arms, giving Goofy one hell of a dirty look.

"Yeah! Give 'em the business!" shouts Donald from out of the ring. Mano 666 nudges the duck, hands him a bag - and soon, plastic rattler-style rattles are being tossed into the crowd! This does not go over immediately well, and Aracely may be rueing the day she went for a snake related gimmick. Oh well, at least she doesn't have any tattoos to tie her to it.

Rising up, she steps away from Mika, narrowing her eyes and sweeping her own hair back with one hand. Staring, glaring -- or really, watching the heroine of the ring to see where she'll jump yet. No point in wearing herself pinning someone when the Goof may be /openly biased/ (or so she would claim in the court of wrestling... if it weren't... well... a Mickey Mouse operation).

COMBATSYS: Aracely focuses on her next action.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/---====|====---\-------\0          Aracely

Quite honestly, when it came to Neo League and wrestlers, there's always been a very strange situation. The actual rules from Heihachi Mishima himself suggest he has a very set understanding of just what a 1 vs 1 match is... and those rules seem to suggest one or both parties being physically unable to keep fighting.

This makes it a good thing that Goofy probably can't actually see what's going on in the match right now due to the fact that mascot heads are really bad at offering a complete field of view, otherwise someone might need to try to get a verdit from Mishima himself about just what he counts as a 'no gimmick' match.

Even if Goofy himself showed up in his costume, asking Heihachi Mishima to clarify his rules would probably be a very messy affair.

Which is also not to say that the match is going especially well in Rainbow Mika's favor right now. In fairness, it's two clean hits vs. one and there's plenty of opportunity to pick up the pieces, but right now Mika seems to have something else in mind...

As the rattlers get passed out in an effort by Mano 666 to put La Cascabel in a more crowd friendly position, Mika starts to go to bat for herself as she immediately shows that none of this has been enough to actually put her down; she rolls both arms around as she sticks her chest out, then swings her left hand in to clap herself on the opposing bicep.

"You've got some talent, La Cascabel, but Rainbow Mika does not go down without a real fight!"

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika excites the crowd!

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Rainbow Mika     1/-------/=======|====---\-------\0          Aracely

To be fair to the Goof, any battle against Heihachi Mishima would likely rapidly become... Goofy Time.

La Cascabel hisses a little. It's mostly the look. There are some rattlings out in the crowd but they're cheering for Mika for the most part, even as Aracely circles to the left.

"You're not too bad yourself... but the rattler won't go down without a -"

Aracely fumbles for the words. Is it the head shot catching up with her? Mano 666 is mouthing something loudly.

Aracely finally sees it! "Without a BITE!"

And with this Aracely lunges forwards, ducking down low as she throws herself straight ahead, aiming to get Rainbow Mika in what is totally and obviously a hip toss, probably before the crowd can boo her for that pun.

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika blocks Aracely's Gear Grinder.

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Rainbow Mika     1/----===/=======|===----\-------\0          Aracely

IT IS NOT A HIP TOSS! As she gets a hold, if an imperfect one, Aracely flips herself up in what is an obvious quest towards the performance of a sunset flip powerbomb! Unfortunately for her, hitting at a poor angle for reasons she herself cannot yet see, means that the proper momentum to get up high and then slam-jam Rainbow Mika into the Jamaican Mat is not quite achieved.

Wuh oh!!

This is why Rainbow Mika only just debuted despite being already 22 years old: the most important aspect of professional wrestling is being comfortable in the ring and having your ring persona together. It's easy to stand around in a room and practice the sort of things you want to say, but when you're surrounded by the crowd and facing down an opponent, you need to know what you want to say. You need to be in the moment

This is why Mika, despite not winning her last few matches, still has people in her corner. Even when bashed in the head or dealing with an injured elbow, she's always spot-on in the ring.

And fumbling your lines is a good way to end up losing personal momentum and getting self-concious about your next big move. With a very obvious lead-in like Aracely's, Mika has plenty of time to sort out what's about to happen. She doesn't struggle against the initial grab, and in fact rolls into the hip toss, hitting the mat with a solid hit, but having all of the force to keep on rolling from there and managing to slip right out of La Cascabel's grip and out of her reach.

When Mika pops back up, there's some clear cheering from the crowd (some of whom just found the escape exciting, but certainly a good few are genuinely Mikamaniacs). "You might be new at this, but I'm living proof that being new in the ring doesn't mean squat! It's not about experience, it's about guts and drive!" She whips her arm up to point straight at La Cascabel. "SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!"

And with that the wrestler suddenly lurches forward and lays into Aracely, starting with a quick pair of simple spinning backfists that seem ideal to knock an opponent for a bit of a loop. This is followed up, with an expert grace, by another twist of her heel that ends with her backside facing Aracely's frontside. With a surge of power from her legs, Mika rockets ass first into La Cascabel's gut

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika issues a challenge!!

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Rainbow Mika     1/----===/=======|===----\-------\0          Aracely

COMBATSYS: Aracely blocks Rainbow Mika's Rainbow Hip Rush.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-----==|====---\-------\0          Aracely

What does she got?

Well, what she's got is getting rolled in the ground and then faced with a difficulty in the form of Rainbow Mika rallying and calling for the crowd's enthusiasm! And then DOWN she goes, hitting the ground hard and pulling herself up - right into the backfists!

One of them does help her get to her feet, for better or worse, but the second one staggers her, making her grasp the rope for support -- until that incoming ASS BLAST smashes her right in the abdomen, sending her slinging backwards, rebounding off the turnbuckle like a Mexican pinball!Which is exactly like a normal pinball.

Staggering forwards she throws an arm ahead, trying to use the relatively mild momentum she has to try and gut-check the Rainbowmaniac back! This may not work out perfectly -- but she's got to get her breath back before too long, right?

COMBATSYS: Aracely successfully hits Rainbow Mika with Medium Throw.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/--=====|=====--\-------\0          Aracely

This is hardly the performance that Rainbow Mika was expecting when she called out for La Cascabel to give her everything she's got. As her opponent comes charging in, Mika full well intends to simply stand there and take it, even if it lacks the excitement that she was truly expecting.

Well, okay, this part didn't work out as intended.

It turns out that Mika may have been underestimating the effectiveness of the blow when it turned out to hardly be the most exciting maneuver. Rather than being able to simply stand there and punish the lack of crowd appeal, Mika finds herself knocked backward, bouncing against the ropes awkwardly for a few moments as she recovers.

Looks like the match has the potential of getting stuck in a rut, but honestly Mika doesn't quite have it in her to keep the levels flying high for the time being. No, instead the wrestler has to reorient her expectations and go for something more traditional than thrilling as she hops in at Aracely, twisting around in a quick sobat kick aimed for the Mexican wrestler's chest to knock her back.

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika successfully hit Aracely with Light Kick.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-======|=======\-------\1          Aracely

Perhaps it's a sign that there's more to Aracely than meets the eye -- or perhaps it's a sign that she was staggering harder than she meant to. ("Gawrsh!" says the ref.)

Of course that leaves her pretty open afterwards, twisting around to face Mika and just in time for a kick that snaps up and hits her in the chest, sending her staggering back --

Staggering in fact faster than she really needs to be, until she hits the ropes! She doesn't lean there, though. Aracely bounces off them, running not right towards Mika but towards the left and hitting THOSE ropes, lunging forwards from there to the alternate side of the ring. She's going faster every time --

Until finally, she strikes! Throwing herself in the air in a leap, it might look like she's going for some kind of spinning bird kick, but that'd be ridiculous. Her leading leg jerks up as she aims to slap one thigh against the side of Mika's face...

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika blocks Aracely's Huracanarana.

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Rainbow Mika     1/------=/=======|-------\-------\0          Aracely

And from there twist around to try and force things into a seated pin, leaning back to grab at Rainbow Mika's calves! Will those calves present themselves?! This may be an overextension --

Now this is it. Mika can practically feel La Cascabel starts to really tap into her drive... and Mika grins.

This is what she wanted to see from her opponent, true drive and skill. While she certainly understands that it's not entirely possible to go all out for an entire match, she's always had a preference for matches that really felt like both parties were throwing every ounce of themselves into it the entire time.

Of course, her opponent is still new at this, so it's all Rainbow Mika can do to attempt to convey what she believes to be the most important aspect of wrestling through her own body!

The start of this is when she begins to loosen up for the on-coming maneuver, watching waiting for the ideal moment... and when suddenly Aracely's whipped her legs up around Mika's neck, the wrestler refuses to stand solid, leaning into the turn and forcing herself to hit the mat before her acrobatic opponent can build up enough inertia to do real damage. This surprise also gives her room to pop back up to her feet.

Now, once she's gotten back to her feet, she merely has to wait for Aracely to start getting back up, and hopefully grab her before she's got a chance to collect herself. Then, without an ounce of hesitation, Mika begins a seemingly ceasely barrage of headbutts. The blonde wrestler's forehead is like iron as again and again heads collide. Once she's hopefully left La Cascabel too dazed to respond, Mika hauls the taller wrestler up into a fireman's carry and bouncing her on her shoulders for a test, then suddenly drops sideways, aiming to lock Aracely in place as her head gets slammed into the turnbuckle.

COMBATSYS: Aracely endures Rainbow Mika's Heavenly Dynamite.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/------=|=====--\-------\0          Aracely

Bounced off the mat! Aracely staggers for a moment as she attempts to recoup fully, reaching her feet and whirling around just in time to be grabbed -

And headbutted!

This one might be confusing the children. Especially somewhere around headbutt #7, when Aracely's eyes cross, and then she's definitely stunned enough to get hoisted upwards -- and with another resounding THUMP, her head hits the turnbuckle and she goes limp for an instant.

And in that instant!

The firm blow to the head had stirred it loose, but this final strike has awakened something within Aracely. Something that had come to the fore before but which has now bloomed out hot and intense. Is it a blood clot? Maybe. But what it really is as she jackknifes out of Rainbow Mika is the sheer power of DESTRUCTICITY.

Landing on her feet, Aracely leans forwards slightly, hunching, before sucking in a hot breath and taking a halfstep forwards, twisting around in an effort to scoop Rainbow Mika upright! Her spine sings a song of pain at this attempt, catch or miss -- but from there, up she'd go --

And down onto la Cascabel's knee!

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika endures Aracely's Backbreaker.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/---====|>>>>>--\-------\0          Aracely

This is hardly a good situation for Rainbow Mika... there's not a lot of room to maneuver in this close proximity, not a lot of opportunity to soften the blow or avoid the majority of the heavy hit.

So Mika just plain doesn't.

When La Cascabel grabs hold of her and lifts her up, Mika simply prepares herself, tenses muscles as best she can, and when she goes down onto the knee, Rainbow Mika's back doesn't bend, it doesn't break. It's clear, based on the noise through grit teeth, that it hurts, but somehow it doesn't slow the wrestler down as she rolls off Aracely's knee and is on her feet so fast that it's possible her opponent has no chance to recover.

Knees lock

She bends at the waist.

And then...

Rainbow Mika launches herself up into the air backwards at such and arc that her parabolic path brings her flying down as ass artillery aimed right for La Cascabel's head.

COMBATSYS: Aracely blocks Rainbow Mika's Flying Peach.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/---====|>>>>>>-\-------\0          Aracely

The power of a peach is something that many have been ruled for. Aracely Maria de la Azules, aka La Cascabel, is not bowed from her purpose, from the allure of DESTRUCTISITY once more. As she makes her inner peace between the gap between her Destiny and her Reality, she twists an arm around --

And catches Rainbow Mika with a between-leg scoop!

This is not exactly trivial because a woman who is like 4 lbs lighter than her just slammed into her. Aracely staggers back and hits the ropes, bouncing forwards from them and leaning forwards to tell Mika on the down low, possibly distractingly, "I get it. This isn't my thing."

"THIS ISN'T MY THIIIIING!!" she screams aloud.

Donald and Mano 666 share a brief look of mutual concern, almost... tender.

La Cascabel staggers forwards, still bearing up Rainbow Mika's weight on her forearm in a manner that's probably not very comfortable, before tossing - slinging, really - her towards the mat and settling forwards, leaning down and grabbing for Mika's arms --

Is it --

"It's th' Clutches 'a Satan!!" Goofy exclaims in dismay. "That agonizin' move that's ended the souls of dozens in the lucha libre world!" Mano 666 raises his left hand with the horns extended in silent honor; Donald joins him, a moment later.

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika blocks Aracely's The Clutches of Satan.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-======|>>>>>--\-------\0          Aracely

It seems that suddenly Aracely is very intent on working Rainbow Mika's spine, which could be a real problem, especially looking at the long term. After what happened to Rainbow Mika's elbow in her last Neo League match, she really can't expect to keep this up if her body keeps taking this sort of punishment!

She really doesn't have an opportunity to avoid getting grabbed, so instead the wrestler waits, biding her time, focusing intently, building her strength. She's left to feel quite a lot of pain few a few moments, then suddenly surges with every ounce of strength she has, and then simply begins to push up with her knees, letting a surge of power flow up from her hindquarters to buck La Cascabel off her like she was a bull!

Rising up, she decides that if Donald can throw the horns, then all of those suggestions about appropriate behavior have gone right out the window. Rainbow Mika gives a quick slap to her ass, blows a kiss to the crowd, and then basks in the flow of excitement through the crowd, flowing right back into her. Any sign of exhaustion is completely evaporated from the wrestler as she hauls over to Aracely, moves to wrap both arms in around her midsection, and then hauls back into a perfect german suplex, aiming to bury Aracely's head into the floor.

COMBATSYS: Aracely blocks Rainbow Mika's German Suplex.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-======|>>>>>--\-------\0          Aracely

Donald's always lived life on the edge. As Mika reverses the hold, throwing her back onto her feet, Aracely staggers back against the ropes again, then after that cheeky slap she advances. Things are heating up...

And when she's grabbed and put into a german suplex, she has the presence of mind to throw her hands up, which doesn't really prevent her from suffering so much as mean that she has the pain diffused over her hands and wrists, NOT her brain!

Which is better. Kind of. Balancing like this, Aracely reaches for the rope - but it's not there, only Donald's mocking face! (He may be /so/ fired.) When Mika releases rather than stay bent over, she fortunately does not immediately aim for the spine, instead slapping the mat --

and vaulting back up to her feet, swinging one foot around to kick Mika right straight in the ass!

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika endures Aracely's Light Kick!

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/=======|>>>----\-------\0          Aracely

This fight is sure as hell starting to drag out with both parties looking battered and beaten. Things are going slower, more cautious, as the fight wears on.

That goes slightly out the window as Aracely attempts to get in a good swing at one of Rainbow Mika's most padded areas. The wrestler doesn't have a good angle to avoid the blow, so instead she merely stands there and takes it, rolling forward from the movement... but holding steady on her feet.

Donald, you cheating, foul mouthed prick. Goofy, you blind, incompetent referee. None of you are needed for this match! This is a match between wrestlers! A match between true warriors of the ring! A battle between grapplers!

...And then all of that seriousness goes out the window, when Rainbow Mika grabs hold of Aracely's leg as it impacts her ass, locks it in place, and then wrenches backward in such a way to twist La Cascabel off her feet as she essentially drops ass first onto her leg.

...Look, we're at the weird part of the match.

COMBATSYS: Rainbow Mika successfully hit Aracely with Improvised Throw.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/-======|>>>>>--\-------\0          Aracely

They are pretty useless, aren't they?

La Cascabel grins at Rainbow Mika, not entirely fully hinged. But then her leg is grabbed, locked, and she's twisted around in a giant looping circle onto the ground, hitting the mat like one hundred and forty pounds of bricks! She has landed in a manner quite inefficient. And now...


There's a huge cthonic POP as her leg leaves its socket. Aracely's eyes go wide. Mano 666 looks concerned.

She taps the mat so hard it sounds like /she's/ playing a steel drum, though thankfully there's another POP as things slide back into place while wrenching in the tender grasp of Rainbow Mika. Panting, tired, soaked with sweat... Can anything be worse?!

At least it wasn't a directly ass-related attack.

COMBATSYS: Aracely takes no action.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/=======|>>-----\-------\0          Aracely

COMBATSYS: Aracely has reached second wind!

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/=======|>>-----\-------\0          Aracely

COMBATSYS: Aracely has left the fight here.

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Rainbow Mika     0/-------/=======|

And so Aracely taps out, throws in the towel... honestly, even Rainbow Mika looks like she couldn't have gone on any longer.

And so it is that Goofy, that horribly incompetent man in an awkward mascot costume steps up to the center of the ring. "Well, gawrsh, it looks like Rainbow Mika won that one from behind."

Nobody laughs.

Rainbow Mika steps up to the terrible referee as he announces that she's the winner, carefully ignoring the fact that the mascot's hand seems to have somehow found its way down to her ass... because even if nobody likes him, you don't beat up a man in a costume when there might be fans watching.

Aracely, for her part, staggers to her feet and leaves the ring under her own power.

Mano 666 looks surprised.

The two of them leave without further fanfare, perhaps sensing the tension which may come from Donald's invocation of the infernal powers.

"I think we should go with the paint thing."
"The paint thing? I thought you were joking about that."
"The biker look isn't working... I need something... more... colorful."
"Do you have a concussion?"


Log created on 21:27:30 01/15/2015 by Rainbow Mika, and last modified on 03:24:34 01/16/2015.