SNF 2014.12 - SNF: You're going to /LOVE/ ME!!

Description: Desperate for a date to the prom, Ashley decides to Fight for her Date. All she has to do is defeat Edge and force him to the prom with her. Alas, Edge seems very resistant to Ashley's efforts to force him to love her and the poor girl finds out that Edge's words are probably worse than his knives. Winner : Edge.

Her only hope having turned her down, not really knowing any other boys at school, Ashley turned to desperate measure to find a date and not be 'that girl with no date' on the cheerleader team. The peer pressure was horrible, and the girls were already whispering in her back she could tell it. She had to do something and quick.

That's when she came across the Fight for your Date service... Ashley knew how to fight, and they were just young highschool students. Flawless plan.

And so she was given a name : Eiji Yamada, a student from Gedo High. She had the minimum information required on him, a picture and some other information taken from Edge's files in Gedo.

Considering Ashley's true background, stalking Edge and finding the right opportunity to lunge on him and force him to be her date will be a piece of cake...

---------- Friday Evening : two days before the prom, Gedo High ------------------

Lurking atop one of the building, Ashley waits. It was the best and only moment where she could get Edge. All she had to do was wait for him to come out of school and...


He'll never know what hit him.

She grins maliciously.

Ashley might be waiting a long time. After all, a TRUE delinquent such as Edge doesn't actually go to school. Well, that's a lie. He does go to school. After it's over. To meet up with the gang and tell them about all the fun he had doing nothing related to school and pretty much just hanging out, alone, sharpening his knives and generally having nothing to say or do because everyone else was actually in school.

Ugh. Maybe he should actually start going to scho-- naaaaaaaaaaah!

Edge arrives to the school after the nerds and geeks all get out of the way. Which, honestly, there's only one or two of them because it's /Gedo/ and that doesn't make a good environment for such things. No no, it's more that Edge is strolling up to the courtyard, blowing bubbles with his delicious pink gum. His hands are in his pockets and he moves to lean against something that might actually be dirty. So he pauses and checks it out first, frowning. "Dirty ass school. Get a fuckin' janitor." He rolls his eyes and leans against it anyway. Waiting. Daigo and the crew better not take all day. They've got taggin' to do!

Patience was one of Ashley's virture : she could have waited all night here if she knew Edge would come by eventually. She didn't have much time left, but in one day, she'd have all the time necessary to tame and groom Edge to be presentable for the prom. She has no idea how she'll do it right, but she'll find out once she has kidnapped him.

Once Ashley spots the spike of blonde hair and the purple outfit in the lot, her expression brightens. Operation : Date for Prom could finally begin.

Ashley quickly moves on the facility's build rooftop, rushing over toward Edge's position. She leans over the edge and stares down to see him below... He's just where he should. Her lips curl into a wicked grin.

Taking a step back, Ashley leaps off the building and channels her inner energy to form an ascending wind funnel that slows her fall down, just enough so she's not going to kill herself from the fall. Still, the impact on Edge might end up being quite brutal.

"Eiji-sama!!" She shouts as she soars down toward him, arms spread out wide to give him a big hug...

And if he's not fast enough to react, he'll end up with Ashley's body literally crashing into him in an attempt to hug and cling to his back from the fall. She'll probably hurt herself some in the process but...

Totally worth it.

COMBATSYS: Eve has joined the fight here.

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Sada             0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0              Eve

COMBATSYS: Edge has joined the fight here.

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Sada             0/-------/---====|-------\-------\0             Edge
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Eve              0/-------/-------|

COMBATSYS: Eve successfully hits Edge with Heavy Kick.
# Disabling hit! #

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Sada             0/-------/---====|===----\-------\0             Edge
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Eve              1/-----==/=======|

Here's the thing. Normally, someone as paranoid and psychotic as EDGE would not just be relaxing like this. Leaving himself wide open for sudden attacks and what not from crazy people. Normally, this is not something that he would be considering even having the ability to happen. NORMALLY, he would be hanging with the gang by now and nobody would be able to get the drop on him!!

This shit ain't normal.

Edge's eyes go into an instant fury the moment he hears the name 'Eiji'. He's already pushing off whatever he was leaning against and has drawn a knife from his pocket by the time the '-sama' comes out. Whirling around and holding out the knife, he's about to launch into a tirade of threats to whomever was stupid enough to call him by his unwanted name. But then he notices that there's some psycho girl in the air. Flying towards him like a madwoman. "What th' fuck?!" Edge's eyes go from anger to 'OH SHIT' and he turns to try and run. But the fates have it in for him. Because he's caught, FULL ON, by the flying female of doom. She crushes into him and he goes down, the knife in his hand getting twisted and stabbed right into his shoulder as he impacts with the ground.

The pain, it's, it's almost... disabling.

Edge tries to drag himself free, pulling and rolling to get some space between himself and this crazy woman attacker. "What?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Edge may or may not recognize this chick from his monster truck rally. He doesn't really recognize faces all too well. He's more of a T&A kind of guy. He grunts and climbs to his feet with one arm, because the other one has a knife sticking out of it. "This ain't cool! Don't you know there's rules to this shit?! /RULES/! You ain't throw up your set or nothin', you crazy ass!" Edge yanks the knife out of his arm and tries to COMPOSE himself.

Deep breaths ain't working. Still pissed.

COMBATSYS: Edge gains composure.

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Edge             0/-------/-----==|=======\==-----\1              Eve

COMBATSYS: Eve blocks Eve's Heavy Kick.

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Edge             0/-------/-----==|=======\====---\1              Eve

It seems Ashley, on the other hand, has a rather short term memory since she doesn't recognize Edge. Perhaps due to his clever disguise when he came barging in with the monster truck. Fortunately, her surprise attack has succeeded and Edge's body acts, more or less, like a cushion and it absorbs a part of the impact from the fall.

It still takes a second for Ashley to recover but, unlike Edge, she has the upper hand and momentum now. As soon as Edge starts to squirm underneath her, Ashley's arms coil up and curl up around his neck and his body, attempting to cling and hold on to him as tightly as possible, restricting his movement...

It wasn't just some loving hug, there was definately nasty technique behind all of this to inflict him some pain while she maintains the lock and chokes him a bit. She was a feather weight though and Edge still manages to get on his feet, but Ashley follows with her and clings to him like iron to a magnet.

Through pants, Ashley replies to Edge, "Nothing wrong... You're going to be my date for the prom, I'm not letting go until you come with me! You're supposed to be my perfect match!" Ashley says.

"Oooh, the girls thought me all about the rules," Ashley says with a nod, "There's no rules when it comes to ask a boy out to the prom! Everything's allowed... Huh, even betraying your own friend!" At least, that's what spending time with cheerleaders taught her.

COMBATSYS: Edge fails to interrupt Strong Throw EX from Eve with Cheap Shot.
# Disabling hit! #

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Edge             0/-------/---====|=======\===----\1              Eve


Edge does not understand what is being said to him because he does not participate in school events. Because, y'know, they are attached to the school and he hates school so he damn sure isn't going to be involving himself, voluntarily, in some school based function that doesn't involve representing Gedo High all over Southtown. That's actually really the only time that Edge likes Gedo High. When he's not around it and he's putting the other schools to a crying shame.

Speaking of a crying shame, Edge cannot shake this chick off. He's down to one arm and one leg, now, with the strength that's being applied to his leg. Blood is leaking from his arm and staining his clothes, while blood is not even circulating through the leg that is caught within the vice grip of this crazy stalker.

"Get the fuck off!" Edge stops trying to move away and extends an elbow, dropping with tremendous force and speed and OUT OF NOWHERE, clearly aimed to crush the skull of the girl trying to make sure that his leg becomes a part of her future.

~ WHIFF! ~

Edge's elbow slams into the ground to the side of her and his entire body goes down to the ground with it. He winces in a combination of pain and frustration. He'll be writhing in pain for a few moments, leaving him too DISABLED to really even attempt to fight this girl off.

If you asked the same question to Ashley a few days ago, she would have been just as clueless as Edge as to what a prom is. Thanks to the cheerleaders, she learned fast enough what it was...

"If you don't go to the prom everyone will make fun of you!! You have to go with me Eiji, you're my last chance.." She grunts a bit as she tries to resist the teenager's strength, clinging to him expertly and slowly sapping and draining his vigor with her joint-locks.

The girl squirms on her back and manages to avoid his attack, staying safe there as she manages to mack him fall to the ground once more.

When Ashley notices Edge's out of breath and he seems too disabled to struggle on, she finally releases her vice grip on his body and she roughly attempts to shove him around to roll him on his back. She quickly lunges on him, falling-straddling him and slamming both fists on his shoulders to pin him donw.

She pants from the effort it took to bring him down, but Ashley says, "You're going to /LOVE/ /ME/!" She shouts at him, as if hoping that'll make him submit.

Definately psycho.

COMBATSYS: Eve successfully hits Edge with Medium Punch.

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Edge             0/-------/-======|=======\====---\1              Eve

Edge is really unable to get away from psychos. Maybe it is the fact that he's insane as well. Maybe he's a magnet for the insane. Whatever. All that really matters is that he find some way to get the hell out of here. Which is what he's trying to do. But the pain in his shoulder and the fact that his leg is taking a serious cat nap right now is making it harder for him to do such.

"Nobody gives a shit!" Edge doesn't seem to care too much about people making fun of him or whatever. He didn't even know Gedo /had/ a prom! Because that is what he's assuming is going on. He hasn't noticed whether or not Ashley is wearing the Gedo uniform or whatever. He's been too busy trying to get the hell out. Which is probably not anything that's going to happen any time soon. Not with this girl being all adrenaline crazed and what not.

The pinned down state has him in more pain because he's got a knife wound in that shoulder. He grits against the pain and uses the only thing he has access to at the moment: His Legs. He bends, attempting to bring those legs up and catch Ashley around the throat, in a makeshift scissor grab to see if he can't pull her off and slam her into the ground, headfirst. It is iffy, but he just might be able to buy himself some time to get away.

That's the most important thing. AWAY.

COMBATSYS: Edge successfully hits Eve with Brainbuster.

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Edge             0/-------/-======|=======\======-\1              Eve

Her lips curl into an evil rictus. She had that possessive expression on her face as she looms over Edge and keeps him pinned with her hands on his shoulder that said : you're mine now.

This trance like state gives Edge just enough distraction to curl his legs up around her throat by bending some, and Ashley lets go of him, her hands reaching out for his leg to try and break the hold but it's already too late. He hurls her petite body off of her and slams her to the ground, head first.

The blow stuns her momentarily, enough to give Edge the time to get on his feet. Ashley holds her head, dazed as she slowly gets on all four on the ground. This blow at least made her snap out of it, if anything.

"Wait! Eiji-sama!!" She shouts as she notices Edge attempts to get up and flee from her. Ashley quickly lunges at him to try and prevent him from escaping, clinging up to his legs as he's about to run to make him trip to the ground to prevent his escape.

COMBATSYS: Edge blocks Eve's Medium Throw EX.

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Edge             1/-------/=======|=======\======-\1              Eve

Trying to run while being both in pain and really annoyed is not something that is on Edge's list of favorite thing. His running is a sort of half-limping, arm-dragging slide run that sees him trying to get the hell out of dodge faster than a deer popping out in front of some headlights on a foggy road in the middle of cool summer night.

During hunting season!

It, in all actuality, just doesn't seem possible that he's going to be able to get away. He looks as though he's about to actually make some headway in making himself scarce when... she says his name again. That's like the third time. And it is really starting to get old. His eyes narrow into an angry state of being and he stops dead in his tracks, turning around. "Stop. Calling. Me. EIJI!!" When those arms come out to grab his legs again, he simply uses his feet block them from wrapping around him in such a manner. "Time to die." Edge snarls, taking a couple of steps back, giving himself some room.

He snarls and leaps into the air, flipping end over end, whilst also corkscrewing his body as he comes down towards Ashley! His spiked hair looks almost like it is turning into a mess, but he's working on making sure that it still has that 'style' it needs to make him look good as he brings his heel down at Ashley's skull, with tremendous force behind it. Clearly, he is trying to put this chick in the hospital.

And away from him.

COMBATSYS: Edge successfully hits Eve with Spinning Axe Kick EX.

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Edge             1/-------/=======|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2              Eve

Ashely whimpers a bit as her arms fail to grasp Edge's legs properly. She ends up lying on the ground while he takes a few steps away from her and the girl slowly gets on all four, looking up at him, "Why? Do you want me to call you something else? That's no problem! I can do it!" She says, hopefuly. Whatever he wants if it'll make him go with her she guesses.

When he threatens her though, Ashley tries to roll out of the way but she's not fast enough for this. The back of his heel smash into her skull and her head hits the ground rather painfully so. She truly eats the dust right now and her body go limp for a second.

Then, it all comes back to her. Reactions, swift self-defense as she moves one hand to grab Edge's leg and she leaps up at him with a rising uppercut, straight for Edge's groin. Her face is all dirty, as with her hair and there's a bit of blood staining the back of her head, thanks to the force he slammed her, "Yaaaa!" She shouts, glaring at Edge with determination and resolve... Perhaps a bit of anger.

COMBATSYS: Edge endures Eve's Strong Punch.

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Edge             1/----<<</<<<<<<<|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2              Eve

Yo. Edge is crazy, yo.

"Don't call me nothin'!" is Edge's response to all this crazy girl's antics. Really, he's not even sure why he's being targeted for some stupid prom. He doesn't like any school activities and, also, he's a damn delinquent and an asshole. Why would anyone want to take him to a prom? If he wasn't crazy, he would be flattered, probably. But, as this chick has decided that she wants to try and FORCE him into going? Well, that's just not going to fly. Nobody tells Edge Yamada what to do. Nobody. NOBODY!

... okaymaybedaigobutwhatever...

Edge steps right into the groin punch that comes at him. He walks right into it. On purposes. He winces but tanks it like a hardcore beast. His roar of pain is decidedly not soprano to show just how much of a violent beast that he is when it comes to taking the pain. "Looks like you'll be sittin' this prom out, you crazy ass." Edge gets down with calling the kettle black and then fights through the pain of reaching into his jacket for one of his blades. And then another.

Edge's wincing only leads the way to him rushing at Ashley. He bites through the pain as he whirls his knives at her, getting in close in an attempt to slice and dice this girl up something fierce. He wants there to be blood. "I don't wanna' drink ya' milkshake, alright?!" He may be the only one that has seen that boring ass movie but either way, he goes for a flip at the height height of his knife slashing, somersaulting and attempting to bring that dangerous heel of his down into this girl's skull once again. It worked before. Maybe it'll work again.

COMBATSYS: Eve blocks Edge's Slash Out.

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Edge             0/-------/----<<<|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2              Eve

Right after Ashley's punch to Edge's groin, she manages to squirm back up to her feet. Alas, Edge hardly recoils from the hit and merely presses himself against Ashley which makes her welp meekly, startled by his sudden closeness to her. After she managed to hit him like that, she mostly expected him to wobble back, not right into her.

She lowers her gaze, intimidated by his reaction and presence, obviously. Who wouldn't after he took that kind of hit, after all?

Ashley barely has the time to react when he takes out his knifes and starts slashing it out at her. She's too close to move out of the way, but her hands try to grip his and she manages to partially deflect the blows. They cut through her clothings and graze her skin, cutting and drawing some blood but they're, in the end (and fortunately for her), merely flesh wounds.

When he leaps up and brings his heel into her arms, Ashley lifts them up and she blocks the blow before it hits her head again. She falls on her knees after the blow, both arms moving to her side and she stares up at Edge.

"You.. You don't want to...? But.. But why? I thought.. I thought if I beat you, then I could, then we would.." She stammers, obviously confused. The look on her face was a bit loss.

COMBATSYS: Eve takes no action.

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Edge             0/-------/----<<<|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2              Eve


Edge skids backwards because he's bleeding and he's actually a bit angry at the fact that he's even having to deal with this kind of crap in the first place. He was just minding his business and being awesome and chewing bubblegum and then some crazy chick decides to try and kidnap him to take him to some dumb ass dance where he's not going to do anything but prank the entire bodies of students from around the entirety of Southtown. He's really just that much of a dick. He can't and won't allow anyone to have any fun. Not if he's not having any too. And he can't have any fun: at a prom!

"Look. It's not that I don't wanna' go to prom with you. It's that-- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" Edge flashes a big violent grin as he takes a little bit of time to keep some space between himself and the crazy chick. He's in the middle of keeping himself out of arm's reach as much as possible, standing back and taking a few moments to try and catch his breath. He's hoping that by just being as rude as possible, he can get this girl to cry or something and get the hell away from him.

"Plus? You're ugly as sin. I mean, come on. Have you seen you?" Edge proceeds to make as many fake vomit sound effects as possible right now. That should help put a nail in the coffin that is this whole ordeal.

COMBATSYS: Edge gains composure.

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Edge             0/-------/-----==|>>>>>>>\>>>>>>>\2              Eve

The scream makes Ashley whimpers a moment as she recoils a bit from Edge. She lowers her gaze, not quite able to bear his own gaze when he shouts at her. Though finally, there seems to be some hope for her when Edge starts explaining. She lifts her gaze up to look at him once more. His shout startles her and makes her squeals softly.

Ashley blinks a few times when Edge starts insulting her, "What..? But, I... No, I.." Then he starts making those vomit and gagging sounds. It was a new worth of feeling, it almost felt worth than disappointing someone. A mixture of powerlessness, anger and saddness. Not something she's felt a lot before, though it seemed amplified by all the social anxiety she had to deal with with the other cheerleaders.

It seems like Edge manages to get just what he wants, every insult and motion he does to mock her making her twitch and wince. Her hands move up over her breasts and clenches together, tighter with every insults as she seems to fail to find words to reply something to Edge.

Her lips quiver, as if she was about to say something but nothing. She burts into tears, unable to hold them back, mesmerized by this horrible mixture of emotions. She didn't want to hear him anymore, and her reflex was just to shout back at him, with hope it'll make all the bad feelings in her go away, "I hate you!" She screams, "I hate you!" She repeats fiercely, closing her eyes and voice growing louder, "And the school!" She shouts vehemently, her hair spiking up on her hair like some hedgehog, "The cheerleaders! The prom, waaah!" The last part comes like a wail, a bit of electricity and blue arcs crackling from her frame and around her as Ashley trembles with rage and saddness, crying.

It lasts only a second though, and Ashley opens her eyes in shock. She quickly rushes on her feet and she runs away from Edge, crying, hardly looking where she was going it seems, one hand attempting to rub her eyes.

Edge narrows his eyes. He has no feelings. Not for someone that just tried to beat him up and made it so that he got stabbed by his own knife. He's in the process of putting his knives and such away when the crazy girl decides she's going to just make like a tree and get outta here. Edge just shakes his head as he watches the girl run away. If he noticed the random shock or whatever, he doesn't seem to be worried about it too much. Not when there's so much more to be worried about. Like how he's going to get his blood stains out of these clothes.

"Crazy ass." Edge rolls his eyes and finally lets his guard down a little bit. He goes into his pocket for another piece of gum, popping it into his mouth and he starts with the chewing. With his back fully to wherever it is that Ashley has run off crying to, Edge focuses his attention on whatever little bit of a crowd stuck around to see the battle in which was going on.

"You." Edge says in the middle of a crazy combination of limping and bleeding, dragging a foot towards the location of the exit to the River Bed hangout. "Are those Double D's?"

The random Gedo Girl that's standing there and being pointed at just kind of looks both shocked and pissed that she's being asked such a thing. She looks down at her chest and then back up at him. Her middle finger raises in response.

"Thought so." Edge blows a bubble. "You're takin' me to prom. Pick me up at 9. Bring those." He points at her chest, blows another bubble and then continues his painful exit.

COMBATSYS: Eve has left the fight here.

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COMBATSYS: Edge has ended the fight here.

Log created on 10:22:33 12/06/2014 by Eve, and last modified on 11:28:47 01/14/2015.