Golden Angel 2018 - Golden Angel R3 - Yuri vs Bang

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Description: A water gun match between a ninja and the princess of Kyokugen! Who will wind up all wet? (WINNER: Bang)



[BANG]
It begins with a knock on the door.

"Bang Shishigami?" The handler begins, opening the door, as he steps in. "Hi, I'm Rob Bobert, and I'm here to talk to you about your Golden Angel match-"

"Why are you naked."

The spiky haired young man is indeed nude, his hands folding in intricate patterns in a cyclic, the ninja chanting his mantras. He interrupts his focus with a bellow answer.

"SHISHIGAMI RITUAL PREPERATION"

Rob Bobert pauses. "Okay, but why are you upside-down?"

"SHISHIGAMI RITUAL PREPERATION."

Rob Bobert sighs. "And the vat of golden angel underneath you, instead of it being sprayed on-"

"SHISHIGAMI RITUAL PREPERATION COMPLETE!"

Bang immediately dives straight into the tub, dropping upside down into it. Bursting up, he spins around, ninja fire coursing over him. Gone is the nudity, and in it's place, a pair of tight trunks with body-congealing wetsuit. The handler sighs, facepalming. "Are you done?"

"THE SACRED ART OF GOLDEN ANGEL PREPERATION IS COMPLETE." He responds, gripping his nail.

"I MUST GO."

And he leaps through a window.

Broken glass shattering around him, he runs along the narrow wires leading up to the great Golden Angel Arena. Running at blazing speeds, flames boil over him as he zips swiftly along it, moving almost faster than the naked eye could see. Blitzing over the pools of fresh water around the central arena, he bounds over one of the statues of a golden hippo, landing dead in the center. Bringing his hands before him in a focused clasping, he announces aloud. "YURI SAKAZAKI" He calls out, running through his hand chants. "I AM BANG SHISHIGAMI, THE STRONGEST OF THE SHISHIGAMI CLAN OF NINJAS. I HAVE COME TO SEEK CHALLENGE AGAINST YOUR FAMILY HONOR, IN THE RING OF DANGEROUS NAKED BATTLES COVERED BY SWIMSUIT AGAINST UNDERAGED TEENAGE MAIDEN." Extending out a fist, he roars out.

"DOOOO YOOOOOOU ACCCEEPT-TZU!?!?!"

[YURI]
As far as Yuri knew, she was going to be in a water gun fight against another girl. An intense one where the first person to lose their swimsuit lost. Something that Takuma wasn't interested in Yuri taking part in, but Robert and Ryo were able to keep him distracted during this whole time. Meanwhile, Yuri enlisted the help of some friends to help her practice her water gun skills. It's a good thing, too, since Yuri may be good with her fists and feet, but water guns are another story. Namely since she's used to using real attacks and not the water as her way of fighting!

Fortunately, Yuri's gotten herself into practice with a water gun, and has already arrived at the Golden Angel Arena, warming up and stretching out before the fight wearing a purple swimsuit. It may look like fanservice, but even the best of the best have to warm up and remain limber for their antics. Not to mention, she wants to be sure that she'll be in good shape for her fight against Kazuki. "I wonder when he's gonna get here?" Yuri comments to someone nearby. "I'm getting restless waiting for--"

Suddenly, everything is interrupted by the arrival of someone she wasn't expecting. Someone she didn't even recognize at first. "Whoa-whoa-WHOA!" Yuri exclaims, folding her arms. "I'm supposed to be taking on Kazuki Kirigana! Not some hyperfooted ninja!" She scowls a little. "Whaddya mean my family's honor? We've always been honorable, and just because I'm taking part in a tournament like this does NOT make me dishonorable!" Then she smirks a little. "Besides, the awesomeness of Kyokugen Karate makes up for anything I might do!"

For a moment there's nothing, as if Yuri thinks that this is a joke of some kind. Then she looks to one of the attendants, who leans in to whisper something to her. Apparently it's to confirm that Bang is the new opponent. For a moment, there's a scowl, then she shrugs, before turning to bump her fist against Bang's. "All right, I'll accept your challenge! But know that my honor is truly too awesome to be darkened!"

Then Yuri sticks out a thumbs up and winks. "Because that is the awesomeness of Kyokugen!"

COMBATSYS: Yuri has started a fight here.

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Yuri             0/-------/-------|


COMBATSYS: Bang has joined the fight here.

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Bang             0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0             Yuri


COMBATSYS: Bang is now armed with a water cannon!

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Bang [E]         0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0             Yuri


COMBATSYS: Yuri is now armed with a water pistol!

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Bang [E]         0/-------/------=|-------\-------\0         [E] Yuri


[BANG]
"AWESOMENESS OF KYOKUGEN!?!?!?!"

Bang ceases his hand sigils, as he -slams- foot down. Spinning his nail in the air, he lets it go higher and higher and higher... until it comes back down, as a giant water cannon in the shape of his nail. Putting it on his shoulder, he transfixes a finger at Yuri. "The FIRE of the BURNING PASSION of KYOKUGEN is a DIM SHADOW to the LIGHT of SHISHIGAMI! PREPARE YOURSELF!" And he takes aim, falling to one knee.

"BANG-STYLE WATER ASSAULT"

And a wild fire builds over him. Aiming the weapon, he squeezes the trigger, as the blast of the recoil surges over him. The blast of water -hurls- straight for Yuri, before pulling away, the kickback too much even as he screams aloud.

"KIIIIIIIAAAAAAI!"

COMBATSYS: Bang successfully hits Yuri with Cannon - Hose Down.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/----===|===----\-------\0         [E] Yuri


[YURI]
"Yeah, Kyokugen is A-W-E-S-O-M-E!" Yuri replies, still grinning. "While you're just a boastful one who thinks they're all that!" Yuri sticks out her tongue and gives a brief eyeball. "Too bad for you! You'll never be as awesome as me!" Even when his nail changes into a water cannon, Yuri is still unimpressed, although it makes her wish she'd chosen something better than a simple water pistol. She didn't think she'd be up against something so big.

"Are you ready to get wet? Because I sure am!" Unfortunately, Yuri ends up eating those words a few moments later as the blast of water splashes into her, sending her stumbling backwards before she lands on her rear. "Owww!" Yuri exclaims, feeling the cold sensation under her swimsuit as she starts to get up, planting her bare feet firmly into the surface to keep from slipping up. "Maybe I should've rephrased that..."

After shaking off as much water as she can, Yuri scowls. "So, you think you're all that with your huge water cannon? Guess what, big things come in small packages!" The brunette girl stalks towards Bang with one eye narrowed. "I may have a small weapon, but I can do a lot with it, just like you can!"

Then the glare turns into a smile. "Although, why does it have to be so serious? Let's be a bit more playful? How about a little splashing around?" Yuri fires her pistol into the air at an angle so that the water should go upwards then come splashing down on Bang!

COMBATSYS: Yuri successfully hits Bang with Pistol - Splash Attack.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/--=====|====---\-------\0         [E] Yuri


[BANG]
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND."

That was Bang's response, as Yuri spells out what Kyokugen is. He cleans out his ear with his finger. "THE SHISHIGAMI WAY MINIMIZES SPELLING, AND MAXIMIZES BURNING SPIRIT! I WILL JUST ASSUME YOU ARE INSULTING ME WITH WITTY COMEBACKS, TO WHICH I SAY-"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

That is the cry from Bang as Yuri returns fire, spraying swiftly at the agile ninja with the counter attack. The water burns away chunks of his swimsuit, the fresh water quickly eating away at his top, his thighs, even around the bathroom area. Thanks to careful ninja agility, he is able to prevent himeslf from exposing to the young girl. Straddling his legs, he reaims the cannon. "YOUR SPLASHING ALMOST REVEALED THE INNER MOST SHISHIGAMI SECRETS TO YOUR INNOCENT TEENAGE EYES! BANG SHISHIGAMI WILL NOT GO TO JAIL, NO MATTER THE HUNDREDS OF WITNESSES TO HIS LEWD REVEALS TO KYOKUGEN MAIDENS! TAKUMA WILL NEVER FIND ME!" And he gives a quick pump, letting the cannon spray right for Yuri's center. He didn't care!

He was in it to win it!

COMBATSYS: Yuri blocks Bang's Cannon - Quick Squirts.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/-======|======-\-------\0         [E] Yuri


[YURI]
Yuri smiles as her splash does its deed. She can't believe that it's burning away his swimsuit, but that's just the way things are. Besides it's more fun that way. It might also seem like a bit of fanservice, but that's just how some people might see it. "Uh, I think you've lost your mind! You're supposed to be having a good time about this!" Yuri then shrugs a little then returns to her fighting position, keeping an eye on Bang to see what he might do next.

"Besides, this sure beats going to the beach any time, since there's more people to see us and--" Yuri cuts herself off as she sees the water coming at her quickly and, in a gut instinct moment, curls up and twists herself to block the water from hitting her. Unfortunately, it does get her and more of her swimsuit starts to come off. In fact, it's starting to look more like a two piece now, albeit a haphazardly made one.

"Oh no! My swimsuit!" Yuri frowns, then smiles when she sees her toned stomach is visible. "Hey, check this out," Yuri says as she points at her stomach. "Can't get this doing crunches! Nope! Only Kyokugen can do that!"

Then Yuri quickly draws her pistol to her hip and fires off another blast of water. "Keep your eyes open, pardner! Y'never know what might hit ya out here!" She can't help but grin at her bad cowgirl impression there, but damned if she's not having fun!

COMBATSYS: Yuri successfully hits Bang with Pistol - Hip Squirt.

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Bang [E]         1/-------/=======|=======\-------\1         [E] Yuri


[BANG]
Bang could not lose focus.

Even as he sprays away the swimsuit, the poor girl's swimsuit, he, a great hero of justice, had accepted these conditions the moment he came in. Even as her suit becomes a two-piece, he directs his focus, hi sburning spirit, in the full power. And what's more, she asks if he is having fun?

"FUN?!"

"I AM HAVING THE MOST FUN!" He declares, chest bumped out. "THIS IS INCREDIBLE NINJA ACTION, WITH WATER ALL AROUND! ALSO, I FEEL LIKE I AM WEARING NOTHING AT ALL."

"NOTHING AT ALL."

"NOTHING AT- GRAAAAGH!"

He takes the squirts right to the chest, and recoils from the chilly water. The chest is washed clean, the droplets hissing off his burning body of intense ninja spirit. He was down to his trunks now.... and that was it. One more clean hit? And he might have to surrender. Bounding high into the air, he whirls his cannon around. "FINAL SHISHIGAMI NINJA ART! EXTREME AERIAL HYDRO QUENCHMASTER!" He roars out, as he finally snatches the water cannon, and -fires- straight down, aiming to deluge poor Yuri right where she stands!

COMBATSYS: Bang successfully hits Yuri with Cannon - Bombardment.
- Power hit! -

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Bang [E]         0/-------/-------|=======\=====--\1         [E] Yuri


[YURI]
"Sorry, pardner, but I did warn ya t'watch out!" Yuri says, still doing her bad cowgirl imitation. "I'm a mean shot with mah water shooter!" Then Yuri shakes her head. "OK, enough of those lame impressions! I'm here to kick butt and have fun, although the latter seems more like the obvious thing here!" She laughs. "And if you were wearing nothing at all? Don't you think... well, let's not go there, OK?"

No need to go there at all. Because all of a sudden, a huge blast of water comes right at Yuri, and her swimsuit fares very poorly under the assault. She's knocked to the ground again, and this time, her swimsuit is barely even covering her. It's a miracle her body is still covered at all. Her breasts are just barely covered while down 'there' it's just a small patch of fabric. "Unngh... ooh... I'm really washed out..." Yuri babbles as she gets up and shakes off the dazedness from that last blast... then does a double-take as she realizes what's happened. "AHH! This is embarrassing!"

For a moment, Yuri attempts to cover herself up, but then remembers that the fight isn't truly over yet. "You've gone far enough! It's time to show you what I can do when I'm really into the battle!" Yuri draws her water pistol again, but this time aims with both hands. "I'm gonna show you what I've learned to do during my practice sessions! You're really gonna be washed up!" She then fires off a steady blast of water with her water pistol, aiming it with a steady hand and a stance that gives a maximum blast of water.

COMBATSYS: Bang dodges Yuri's Pistol - Magnum Squirt.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/-------|=====--\-------\0         [E] Yuri


[BANG]
Bang doesn't quite realize the effect of his deluge.

Landing deftly, he whips the cannon around his body, his two fingers before his nose. Turning back towards Yuri deftly, he stares at her by- oh that was a direct hit.

And promptly, Bang begins to suffer an explosive nosebleed.

"NNNNRGH!" He exclaims, gripping his traitorous nose. "DO NOT MIND ME YURI! I AM NOT A PERVERT, BECAUSE IF I WAS, IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES!" Yuri's response was simple: SPRAY. As the jet of water comes out around him, he begins running swiftly around the edge of the ring, his feet a blur as he soars like a hawk over the ground. As he begins to get a lead on the spray, he turns his own cannon at her, the volume running low. He squeezes the trigger, aiming at her.... with a loud announcement.

"FORGIVE ME YURI."

"PLEASE PROMISE YOUR FATHER AND BROTHER WILL FORGIVE ME"

COMBATSYS: Yuri fails to slow Cannon - Sweeping Squirts from Bang with Pistol - Trigger Happy.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/----===|=======\-------\1         [E] Yuri


[YURI]
"I'm sure dad and bro will-" Yuri finds herself getting caught off-guard, before she can even go her for water pistol. In the heat of the moment, she tries spraying her water pistol, but it's no use. She finds herself getting blasted harder and harder by the moment. Her swimsuit dissolves more and more, leaving her on the verge of nudity. Yet something miraculous happens, her swimsuit just BARELY remains.

"No... how..." Yuri says, feeling embarrassed a little. "I should be out by now!" She glares at Bang. "You wanna finish this? Go ahead! But I ain't gonna let you win so easily!"

[BANG]
Bang wipes away the blood from his face.

"THIS PAINS ME!" As his running stops, having just caught Yuri, the young Kyokugen warrior offering herself to the ninja. "BUT I MUST CARRY OUT MY MISSION!" He pounds his chest seven times, averting his eyes as he builds his courage. "PLEASE! PROMISE ME YOUR BROTHER AND YOUR FATHER WILL NOT POUND ME INTO SHISHIGAMI OATMEAL FOR BURNING WRATH HYDRO PUMP I AM ABOUT TO INFLICT!"
%"PLEASE PROMISE!"

"SHISHIGAMI HONOR DEMANDS THAT I SPRAY YOU, YOUNG KYOKUGEN WARRIOR! SPRAY YOU UNTIL I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SPRAY! PLEASE THINK OF YOUR FAVORITE LOVED ONE, AS WE FINISH THIS LIKE TRUE NAKED BATTLING WARRIORS! " He levels the cannon, bracing his legs as he charges up. "SECRET TECHNIQUE! PEACH BEACH SPLASH! SUSTAINED SQUUUUIIRTS!" And he pulls the trigger, aiming to blast Yuri right off the edge of the ring.

"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA-"

Bang takes a breath.

"-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

COMBATSYS: Yuri dodges Bang's Cannon - Sustained Squirts.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\1         [E] Yuri


[YURI]
Yuri somehow finds the ability to avoid the blast of water, albeit by dropping down and rolling fowrards. She lands in a kneeling position but she sighs. "I can't keep going... this is soaking me to the skin... I'm so embarrassed..."

Then she opens her eyes. "What am I saying? I can do this! I gotta keep going! Just gotta stay with it!" She breathes deeply.

"Kyokugen fighters never give up!" She adds. "They go to the end!"

COMBATSYS: Yuri gains composure.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\0         [E] Yuri


COMBATSYS: Yuri reloads her watergun!

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Bang [E]         0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\1         [E] Yuri


As she's doing this, she reloads her water pistol completely so that she can fight some more.

[BANG]
Bang, for his puposes, keeps yelling.
%"KIIIIIIAAAAAAIIIIIIII- you are not wet." He drops his voice a moment, as the nearly naked Yuri bends over, nearly revealing just how little her swimsuit was left, clinging to her body and her bottom and her- her-.

"AIIEEEEE!" Bang shrieks, as he covers his once again bleeding nose. Running rapidly, he reaches the edge of the arena, and dips his gun in the pool. With a pull, he drags the water back up, recharging it with full power. He would be coming back at full strength, yes, but for a moment, he was exposed....

COMBATSYS: Bang reloads his watergun!

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Bang [E]         0/-------/-----==|=======\-------\1         [E] Yuri


[YURI]
Yuri is wet, but not fully naked yet. However, the odds of her staying dry are slim. She's gonna be leaving this soaking wet. As for going to jail, well Bang shouldn't worry too much about that. This is just a tournament and not some kind of... well, you know.

"I don't know how much more of this I can take," Yuri says as she shakes her head. "But what do you say we go out with a bang?" Yuri takes a balloon from nearby and fills it with water from her pistol before tying it off.

"Would I be going too far to say fire in the hole? How about water in the hole?" Yuri says with a chuckle as she hurls the water balloon at Bang.

COMBATSYS: Bang full-parries Yuri's Pistol - Water Grenade!!

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Bang [E]         0/-------/---====|=======\-------\1         [E] Yuri


[BANG]
"!!!"

Bang makes the surprised sound, which is impossible to decipher from the original Japanese. But he makes it, just as Yui gives the warning. Lifting his head up, he sees the water balloon. Choking aloud, seconds become hours, microsecond become eons. Every tick comes, every frame comes, as the water grenade comes jiggling for his piggly-wiggly. The response comes almost desperately. Sweeping his cannon, he spins it at the water balloon. The duo connects, with the water balloon going down, and the cannon going up. But where was Bang? He was taking into the air after his Cannon, sailing just under it.... and he -rapidly- does a chain of hand sigils.
"IT'S TIME TO GO OUT WITH A BANG!"

He finishes his sigils, as he catches the cannon in midair. LAnding on the ground, he pulls the trigger, unleashing the -full- blast, to blow Yuri back, blow her into the water- blow her in the water again.

Was this his attempt at protecting her dignity?

COMBATSYS: Bang successfully hits Yuri with Cannon - Barrage EX.
- Power hit! -

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Bang [E]         0/-------/=======|=======\=====--\1         [E] Yuri


[YURI]
Unfortunately, there's no wya Yuri's getting out of this. She's caught in the blast of water, and it douses her completely. She realizes that her swimsuit is dissolving completely, but she won't let this end so easily! She draws her pistol one more time.

"You may have won!" Yuri calls out, holding her pistol with both hands again while trying to shift herself so her privates aren't as vulnerable. "But I'm leaving you a little soaked as well!" She fires one final blast of water before attempting to protect her modesty.

COMBATSYS: Yuri can no longer fight.

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Bang [E]         0/-------/=======|


COMBATSYS: Yuri successfully hits Bang with Pistol - Magnum Squirt.

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Bang [E]         1/----===/=======|


[BANG]
Bang knew he was about to get close and personal with a LOT of Kyokugen heroes.
%As he finally unleashes Yuri's full nudity, violating countless laws and moral morays, he averts his eyes, unable to cast his noble gaze upon the innocent Yuri. Well, maybe a peek- but that dishonorable peek is the opening Yuri needs, as Bang is -sprayed-. Standing akimbo, hands on his hips, he gives a -massive- hurl as he flings his cannon in the air. "ENOUGH! I CLAIM HONOR AND VICTORY FOR THE SHISHIGAMI CLAN! I HAVE BROUGHT DIGINITY AND RESPECT TO MY FOREFATHERS, AS WHICH I-"

Bang looks down at his trunks, which were already dissolving away.

Bang begins to cross his legs. "SHISHIGAMI HONOR DEMANDS THAT DISCRETION IS THE BETTER HALF OF VALOR, AND A TRUE HERO KNOWS WHEN TO NOT EXPOSE HIMSELF TO UNDERAGE TEENAGE WOMEN! SECET TECHNIQUE - BANG'S SHADOWSTEP JUTSU!" And like that, the cannon descends, this time a nail. With a flash, and a flicker, the ninja disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving only a single log dressed in a painted on bikini.

"BANG A RAAAAAAAANG!"

COMBATSYS: Bang vanishes from sight!


[ROBERT]
From the audience, an Italian man with a goatee, a fancy button-down shirt, and dashing good looks... grits his teeth. He reaches under his seat, and pulls out a small cannon. He aims it 45 degrees upward, over the plexiglas barriers, and pulls the trigger.
Moments later, a tightly-wrapped t-shirt will make its way into Yuri's portion of the battlefield.

He exhales, rubbing his fingers through his hair. Yuri's father and brother will -probably- appreciate his gift of an XXL shirt

[YURI]
Somehow Yuri catches the t-shirt and throws it on. When she sees who threw it, she gives a grin and a thumbs up to Robert. "I needed that!" Yuri says with a wink. "Now to go get dried off!"

Log created on 19:10:06 02/25/2018 by Yuri, and last modified on 01:09:10 02/26/2018.